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Kansas CIty-nellanco building. New York-St West Thirty-third. St Louls-402 Frisco building. Washlngton-725 Fourteenth St.. N. w. COltnESPONDENCE. CommunlcaOons relating to news ana editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial department. JANUART CIRCULATION. 49,528 Jtato of Nebraska, County of Douglas, m. Dwlght Williams, circulation manazor of The Beo Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of January, MS. was DWIOUT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 6th day of February, IJU. HUBERT HUNTER, (Seal.) Notary Public Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should bnvo Tho Dee mailed to them. Addreaa will be chanced aa often as requested. Glvo tho woathcr man credit for doing hlB prottlest. In Mexico Just now bullets are used as billots between statesmen. Tho HuBslan Duma has denied woman admission to tho bar. Sober up, ladles. Among other things Nobraska can got along without is a constitu tional convention. Wo take no stock in the report that Colonel Roosevelt contomplatos a law bourse at Yalo. No man can afford to sit down content with his own egotism: the world needs his output. In thero any utility corporation that has not Hho 10 per cent for cash reduction schomo? China's ability to borrow ?12G, 000,000 strengthens its 'claims for recognition as a republic. Tho debate, "Is Bernard Shaw Ovorratod?" might easily bo settled by, simply asking Mr. Shaw, starching suffragettes are snow balled In Pennsylvania. They would never bo in balmy Nobraska. Colonel John-Manor offers to take a regiment to the front, but will ho also tako his fighting typewriter? That 14,000 flno got on Jim Pat' ten's nerves nothing like .tho treat ment ho roceivtjd' Jn Liverpool that day. 1 Tho county attorney doesn't think a "strong",! case can be made against in osposod quack. Why doesn't ho try? The Ohio rubbor workers domand that their 'wages be stretched uo as more nearly meet their living de mands. ' Now that Denver has adopted .thd commission fojm of city (govern ment, of course, all. wrongs will ba righted. Sunny Italy is reported to havo experienced the severest winter in years. Aha, thero is whero our win ter "went. Now that tho public morata com mission of New York is run by Tam many men there should bo no fur-n thor troubld keeping the city straight. That new telegraph Instrument designed to send 40,000 words minute would havo been in grout de mand at the White House during one administration. President Bush of tho Missouri Paclflo railroad, who, it Is said, draws a salary of $100,000 a year, hap never had a valet. What ho needs is a private bank. Missouri Is hurrying along to give votes to women, Just to show that the state can progress. U'b been some time since Senator Ingalls wrote his "Catfish Aristocracy." The- demand for a modern Institu tional church in Omaha Is to bo luot by a congregation of colored Bap tists, it seems. It may be a good example to set the white brethren. Maybe If the Mexicans could see the' array of colonels assembled at the Wilson Inaugural, they would think more seriously of the prospect of inv'tlng trouble -with Uncle Sam. Ambassador ."Wilson reports that the rules of civilized warfare havo not been broken by either side in Mexico City. What about that leather chair that was knocked to pieces in the American club rooms? Joaquin Miller. Tho "SaKe of tho Sierras" must havo boon truly n born poot, for his early experiences among tli hardy pioneers of OroROn and California wore conducive of almost anything olso tthan poetry. But Joaquin, whoso roal namo was ClncinnatUs Holno Miller, was born In Indiana, tho state of Rlloy, most fecund of nature poets'. In prouo and verso this bid woodsman" has Butifi some sweet songs of his beloved Golden 1 West, whoso early traditions wero all consistently conserved In him. Walt Whitman, John Burroughs, John Mulr and Miller, with what ever faults thoy may have men of their typo, who Hvo and talk with nnture out-of-doors, aro bound' to breathe a simple Inspiration wholo somo to tho rest of us. "Seo what fellowship ho has with night," wrote Burroughs of Whitman, ab ho ro callod these linns of his: I am ho thRt walks with tho tender and growing night, I call to tho earth ami sea half-held by the night. Press close bnrn-bosom'd night press closet, tnuKiictlc, nourishing night. It mlRht havo boon written or Joaquin Miller, who whllod away the lator yean of his Ufa alono In "The Heights," his log-cabin homo on tho crest of tho beautiful hills overlooking tho city of Oakland. Tho speochless specimens of nature's handiwork make most wholesamo companions If only we might avail ourselves of their company more. The Extortionate Habit. Congress proposes to pass a moas uro calculated to prevent Washing ton hotels from charging extortion ate rates during tho week of inau guration, feeling It is time to stop tho dlsgracoful practice of commer cializing governmental functions at tho national capital. ' Hotols nil over tho country have ralsod rates on every possible occasion, and perhaps if congross sols tho procodont for rostralnt, It might bo followed olso whero with rollof to the public. Hotels, of course, havo oqual rights under the law of supply and tlomarid which might Justify reasonably In creased rates at times, but tho law was not'mado for their special bono flt and 1" not to bo Ignored or abused by thorn at will. As long as tho pub lic plods patiently along paying In tips a good proportion of tho wages of ho'tol employes, It Is only fair for tho hotols to forego, to som6 slight dogroo, tho power thoy havo arro gated to thomsolves of Increasing tholr rates .arbitrarily whenever, an unusual domand for accommodations arises. Portrait of Wilson, Membors of the houso have do voted a good deal of tlmo lately to debating tho proposed appropriation for painting n portrait of Secre tary Wilson of tho Department of Agrjculturo, pursuing a custom of prosorylng portraits of cabinet offl cors. Cortaln domocratlo jmcmbers opposed tho proposition as to Wll son and wero chargod by Congress man Mann, republican floor loader, witli acting from political motives. But it will make no serious differ ence whether James Wilson is cn shrlnod In oil and canvaB at Wash ington or not; he has drawn his own portrait, which neither tlmo nor carping criticism can mar or de stroy. . Wlieh' ho-became.' secretary of agriculture slxtoon years ago, tho work carried on.'tiy that-department w'ns such us could bo 'covered in nn annual appropriation .' of $2,000,- uuu, wnuo rtoaay .it. requires $17,- uuuivuu'io fiQ,uuu,uuu, ana a cam parison of results accomplished shows that the present approprla tlons are rolotlvely vory modest. The fact is, tho progress ;ijd dovol- opmcni jn- agriculture' wnlcn this country has made under James Wil son cannot be measurod by any mohotary standard, and this is ad mitted by Mr. Wilson's critics as well as friends. Applying the Criminal Clause. Tho imposition of prison sen ,tence.s in addition to money fines upon tho president and twenty-eight other officials and employes of the National Cash Register company following conviction under tho criminal clauso of tho Sherman ant! trust law, is another vindication of tho law's Inherent power. Evidently the criminal clause is effective In raachlng those who violate It, irre spective of their station. If effectively applied. The president of tho com pany In this caso receives tho heav iest penalty, a year In prison and a flno of $5,000, Of courso, the' caso Is to bo prolonged through the usual channels of appeal, ponding which tho accused remain on bond, but it is Bafo to say that thoy, themselves, are seriously impressed with the po tenoy of tho criminal clause, which has so often been questioned and thwarted under tho overpowering Impact of strained technicalities. Since tho Taft administration began, however, the country Iiub bad sev eral serious object lessons of the law's effectiveness. If affirmed by tho higher court, the decisions' at hand should go far toward securing respect for this act. And, as the presiding Judge pointed out, the gov ernment is aula to vouchsafe full protection to legitimate business of any kind, bo that there is no oc casion for resorting tolllegal meth ods to secure advantages over com petitors. BacWard LOOKIW ThisD Omaha m COMPILED FROM DSE FIL.ES 000 KKHitrAitr io. r1 DD Thirty Vcnrs Ari Alma IS. Ktlth, 1242 Famam street, In vites attention of her patron to her sup ply of manuueradlng wigs. A Brown's Krocery store on Cuming street Is holding for lis owner n vallso which fell out of a runaway farmpfs wKon A call for a meeting of the Lncl.o auxiliary' of the Voung Men's Christian association Is mado over tho noino nt Mrs. J. K. Davidson, secretary. Among the real estate transfers re corded Is one by O. A. Joslyn nnd wlfi to G. Marriuod and wife, a lot in Harbnch" First addition for J700. Captain R. F. Travelllck of Michigan lectured In Kuhny's hall before inn Knights of tabor, his subject being, "Organization, Ha Hlstdry and Neces sity." Haverly'a English Opera company guo Strauss' masterpiece, "Tho Merry War," at Boyd'a to a largo audience. Among familiar names In the cnat arq Richard Golden and Paulino Halt. According to dispatcher from New York, negotiations have been concluded for the Union Paclflo by Sldnoy Dillon, presi dent; T. U Kimball, assistant general manager, and li. P. V'lnlng, assistant traffic manager, with the Northorn Pa cific with Its president, Henry Vlllanl, for a Joint traffic agreement on through ooast buslne&s. Twenty Your Ago Tho 3-year-old son of George Lyons, a Missouri Pacific switchman residing at 132S North Seventeenth street, was run down and badly bruised by a Sherman avenue street car. Senator W. V. Allen of Madison ar rived In town, going from here to AcU ley, la., his old home, to attend a rocop tlon planed for him, nnd from there l-o Intended proceeding to Washington to tako his neat In tho senate March 4. Rev. D. IC Tindall, preaching at Seward Streot Methodist church, re pudiated asertlons made by B. Fay Mills In his recent revival meetings here to tin effect that Omaha was the most wlckd of cities, "I understand Mr. Mills made similar statements In Sioux City about that town," said Dr. Tindall, who took the position that sin waa- common to all cities, and no worse In Omaha than In others. Thlrty-olght delegates from Omahn, South Omaha, Council Bluffs, TJncol.i and Plattsmouth assembled at Gate City hall In response to a call Issued by Central Labor union for a state labor congress. Tho result of tho moetlng wns a confederating of all labor organizations In Nebraska. J. B, Schupp, president of the Omaha Central I-abor union, con vened the meeting nnd 11. P. Stein of Lincoln waa elected temporary chair man and D. C. Deaver of Omaha tem porary aecretarj. Tho congress waa or ganized with theso offlcors: President. J. B. Schupp: vice president. F. K. Smith; financial secretary, I,eo O. Ulnr recording secretary, D. C. Dcavor; scr-goant-at-nrma, David Hopkins: commit tee on laws, G. W. Chlvls, E. E Wood ard, O. A. Lang, J. D. Murphy, J. W. Vogan; trustees, F. F Heacock, Thomas Hamlin, Julius Meyer. Ton Years Agi Senator-elect Reed Smoot of Utah, en route rrom Wojhlngron to his home, anld ho anticipated no trouble In taking Ids neat, for he was not and never .had been a nolygamlsL A son wojs born.tq Mr. and Mrs. Fred A. Nash and .named E. W. Nash II. Mtlwaukco railroad headquarters, over which Mr, Nash prealdod, wero regaled In cigars and smoke. Mra. C. S. Loblnger left for Washington to represent tho local chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution at tho continental congress mobilizing for action the coming week, The Cooper club elected these offlcors: President, If. F, Molntosh; vlco president, James McMonles; secretary, L. U. For Ban; treasurer, 81as Robblns; executive committee, John. Emblem, George Mg. ney, Ij.;J. Qulnby; F. G. Kellogg and E. J. Morrow. A woman, whose name waa not learned, shot and soverely wounded a footpad about 10, o'clock. at night near Twentieth street and Capitol avenue. Tho fellow accosted her from behind, demanding money. Sho told him she had no money and he told her to "dig up or I'll aeo .what you've got." 'Til gtv you aome thing," she retorted, and with that she 'whipped out a pistol and shot him. She carried the pistol In a .paper bag for protection, as she lived alone. Conductor Keane of the Dodge street line, to whom alve related her story, omitted to get her name and Uddresa for the police, who took her victim, to the city Jail for re pairs. People Talked About Andrew Kangitrom, a Swedish graduate Btudent at Cornell, will lead another assault upon Mount MoKlnley next sum mer, under the auspices of the Smith sonian. Five thousand Bibles havo been dis tributed among the hotels and boarding houses of Washington. The oibject la to furnish Inauguration democrats all the comforts of home. Poo Tanner, the noted faster, observed his eighty-fourth birthday, In California by 'pouring foodleaa hot air on the local frosts. He proposes to live to be ISO. Doe has another guess coming. Two wlvej of a Chicago man, gazing In court at the former object of their affection, solemnly assured the Judge "All husbands are Hare." Their experi ence la limited to Chicago husbands. Dr. Fred E. Ladd of Brockton, MaM., who had recently admitted to tho state bar. had previously passed examinations qualifying him to practice as a physician a dentist and an ocunst. First of all, he wii a shoemaker, Miss Mary Bldwell iBreed, who waa ad vlser of women at the Unlveratty of Mis sourl l&at year, was last week elected a member of the board of director of Bryn Mawr college. She takes the place of Mrs. WtlUam Coffin Ladd, who was elected a trustee of the college. Mrs. John Hays Hammond haa retired from the active presidency of tho woman's welfare department of the National Civic Federation. In the last two years she has traveled nearly 6,000 mllea, delivering twenty-five addresses and haa circulated much, literature on subjecta In whleh wo men are Interested, Member of the na uonai congressional section, which she has recently organized, reside In forty tour states. I 1 . Twice Told Tales CnliiK Smite. An Irish athlete, who was training for a mile race, whloh he had high hope of winning, went ono day, accompanied by his man, Pat, to have a trial In a field convenient to his own house. "Now, Pat," said hts master, as he handed him his watch, "mind that you note the correct time in which I start And finish." Pat, who, by the way, was proud of his young master's prowess In the athletic arena, assured htm that he would make no mistake. Now, It happened that by some unlucky chanco the watch stopped at the preclao moment In which ho started to run. Having put his best effort Into tho race, tho athlete finished almost exhausted. "Tho time, Pat?" he shouted, breath lessly. Pat Immediately pulled out the watch, and on looking at It for the first tlmo since the start, nn expression of surprise, mingled with pride, overspread his fea tures. - "Degob. sir," he answered, "you havo batcn all records, for you havo done It In no tlme. '-lAjndon Tlt-Blts. Ai-t-orillnir to the Word. Dorothy had heard her mother talking of Lent and frequently noted the word fast, but It conveyed an entirely differ ent meaning to her from that In which It was used. Dorothy's mother observed Lont by fasting, but evidently her daugh ter had not come to understand tho meaning of tho word. On ABh Wednesday morning nho was doing a little washing and Ironing for her doll and was going about It In such a hurry that her mother Inquired the reason. "well, mother," she replied, "Isn't this tho day you have to do everything fast?" Youngstown Telegram. All In the Hound. Many talcs might be told that hinge on the sounds of hastily spoken words to unaccustomed ears. The only true one wo havo heard of late Is this: Lost week Mr. Charles De Harrack, tho well-known pianist, stood In front of a local theater, being polite to a certain society lady. In order to make conversa tion ho said: "Havo you seen 'Julius Caesar' this week?" "No, I haven't," answered tho ladv. "Whero Is she playing?" Cleveland Plain Dealer. Activities of Women Miss Agnes Wilson, daughter of Will iam B, Wilson, representative from Pennsylvania, has been her father private secretary since she was 16 years of ago. Sho has been with him In Wash ington for tho last bIx years. Mrs. Lydla Cooke WIckllffe of Wash ington, a democratic party worker for ears, has filed a claim on a front seat at the national pie counter. Mrs. Wlck llffo wants to be chief of the Children's bureau and doesn't heatltate about telling her wants. Miss Bucna Vista Hill, a teacher In the schools of Corpus Christ!, Tex was tho. first woman In that state to make a ffllsht over land nnd sea in a hydro aeroplane1.. Sho was, bo delighted with her first ride that she contemplates taking a ooureo In aerial flying. Miss Dora Keen was the first woman (o mnko the trip from Mount Blackburn to tho Yukon river and Dawson. She was thirty-three daya on the perilous glaciers of the mountain, and, with two men and three pack horsea, made the first 123 miles over the Skolal pass In eight daya. The Housewives' league of Lexington Ky Is one of the latest additions to organizations of that kind. It proposes full Justice to tradesmen and will assist them In every move to ayslemlze market prices. Tho organization claims to be educational, defensive and constructive. Mrs. Annie E. Smith of Pittsburgh has for several years been Interested In keep, tng up a traveling library for tho colored people of several of tho southern states. Rocently tho Woman's club of Pittsburgh' gave a book party, the object being to add In this way to the contents of the libraries. A child welfare exhibit la to be held In Atlanta In April during the convention of the sociological congress. Open air schools, nntl-tuberoulosis work, play ground and kindergarten exhibits will be among the things of Interest to be shown. The mayor of -Atlanta and prominent women are to apeak, and every one la working to make It a success. Here and There Uncle Barn's weather sharps put out -weather maps In fifty-eight cltlea. Pittsburgh Is striving to pull a new postofflce building out of the "pork bar')." Policemen have repeatedly been called to aid In enforcement of a new no- smoking rule on Philadelphia street earn New York's free dispensary for ani mals, maintained by the Woman's League for Animals, In 1912 treated o,tl cases. Waltham, Mass., now has a woman as superintendent of public buildings ar-d another a assessor and clerk of the board. The youngest newspaper editor In Kan sas Is a girl. She la Miss Leah Kettle, and ahe gets out the Austin Journal, a weekly paper, Sho Is 17 years old. New Yorkers are planning to celebrato next year the tercentenary of the dis covery of Manhattan and the historic bargain sal pulled off on the Indians, Not a True Proverb In recently deolarlng that all proverbs do not pan out according to plans and specifications, Congressman Cox of Ohio said that a friend of his wa rambling through a small country town one after noon when he saw a large colored woman unmercifully walloping a little picka ninny. "Hold on. my good woman." expostu lated the friend. "I 'wouldn't do that If I were you! What has the boy done?" "He hab done a lot!" replied the angry colored woman. "He done lef de chicken coop donh open, an' alt de chickens 'got out!" ' "Well, thata not bo serious." smilingly responded the frlepd. "Chickens always come home to-roost, you know," "Como home to roost!" cried Aunt Dinah, expressively. "Dat's Jea' where you am mixed, Mister White Man! Detn chicken will go home torooit!" HieBeesUierliox Defends AVntrr Rebates. , OMAHA. Feb. 18,-To the Editor of The Bee: I feel that your publication of cer tain rebates allowed by the water office since the city took over the water plant, aqd your treatment of the matter, has been grossly unfair, and so I take this opportunity of presenting the facts, and' I hope that you will seo tit to give this communication as prominent a place In your columns as you have recently af forded In the matter of these alleged re bates. It waa nlwaj-B the practice of the Omaha Water company to make rebates where deemed proper and necessary In water bills, because of excessive leaks not due to negligence or over-reading' of meters. Theso rebates have amounted for the lait half of each year since 1S0G to the following sums: IW M&0.S5I 1910 X466.9S 1908 343.231 1911 323.90 VJW 337. KM For a corresponding period In 1912 tho total rebates allowed by the water office have been 3tS.31, and these were granted to some forty-five persons. When It Is remembered that tho water office rendered somo 70,000 bills between July J, 1912 and January 1, 1913, and dur ing that prlod received about M42.00O In cash, these water bill corrections aro certainly trifling. In fact, they are pro portionately much less than the rebates heretofore allowed by the Omaha Water company, as since July 1 about 8,000 ad ditional meters have been set, Increas ing the number of bills sent out during that period by one-third. I am sending this letter because I am familiar with the facts as they exist now and did exist before tfie city took over the water plant, and further, because prin cipally myself or Mr. Saunders, tho office manager, has made every adjustment In these matters, with the exception of one cose, which was made by Mr. Howell In the absence of both Mr. Saunders and myself. I would further say that several re bates which you have noted In your columns were not made by tho Water board, but by the Omaha "Water company, as the bills were due that company. Yours respectively , A. B. HUNT. Superintendent of the Water Plant. Cnre of Soldiers' Home. SOUTH OMAHA, Neb., Feb., 17. To the Editor of The Bee: If tho report of the committee of the house of representatives of the Nebraska legislature on conditions at the Soldiers' Home at Grand Island are true there should be a thrill of In dignation como upon every friend of the union soldiers throughout tho state. If Buch conditions prevail It Is a shame and disgrace to the state of Nebraska that tho men who fought for the union should be treated worse than so many animals and that they should be compelled to live In such a place. If enough money has not been ap propriated to take care of the old vet erans In the manner they should be taken caro of, let the legislature Increase the amount so that the old soldlera may rest and die In peace under conditions that are due them for their valor of many years ago. Take care of tho old veterans properly oven If it fJiould cost tho state $1,000,000 a year.- But it docs not need to cost that much to give the old men every comfort and a decent place to stay. Such conditions did not need to exist If Governor Aldrlch had properly at tended to his duties as governor Instead of chasing after tho Roosevelt fake end phantom. Hai he attended to his duties as governor Instead of cavortlngi over the state and frotblng at the mouth at the temerity of people who did not see fit to support Roosevelt and hts fake lsBue ho would be the governor of the state today. The welfare of the disabled old veterans Is pf . far moro Importance than that Roosevejt should force himself upon tho people again. The friends of the old soldiers should demand that the old men at the Soldiers' Home at Grand Island should be taken care of In a decent and humane manner and that they should have every comfort and every con venience for their few remaining years. The republic and the state of Nebraska can never honor the union veterans too much. Let the dlgracoful state of af fairs at Grand Island be ended at once. Let those who are In authority see that tho old soldiers bo given proper and decent care. Yours truly, y. A. AGNEW. What DM the llan Shoot at. COUNCIL BLUFFS, la., Feb. 14. To tho Editor of The Bee: I fear the Letter Box will be crowded full, but If I can creep Into the corner I would be pleased to tako a poke at that spook story. I might njako It short by saying that my whim is this: That you can see Just about what ypu are looking for. If your mind Is worked up to prpper pitch to seo things, why do I speak thus lightly of things of which other people hold fast as fact? Let me say that as wise people ai I have ever know got fooled and then were ashamed of It. Well. I have not tlmo for a detailed dlscrlption of case, but will briefly state a few. In Ohio waa an old graveyard near which some man had burned tp death, and In which he waa burled. But did he burn accidentally or was it murder was the mooted question, until some ont "saw things" one night and then it was settled that that person had been murdered for they saw him burning, and It wa at the same time of the year, too. And then others saw things. By and by a man with more nerve than vision saw something and he went to see It and there laid an old cow and as ahe looked at him he saw her eyea glisten In the. darkness and as she threw her head around, malting war on the Insect plagUes, he saw the fires and the body move. But that was no answer because there was no cow there when they were there Then a wise .one got a nudge; why this Is in the fall and that happened in the spring, and all the things seen hod been seen in the spring about the same time. So it had a new run then until early spring, when several people "saw thing" whose word was good as gold. But the final chapter must come', and when on one very dark night in early spring "It" was seen, and another man with a de sire to know rather than to imagine wanted this party to go back and he would go along and they would see what there was In that scare, 'Whereupon the first party said. "I have seen all I want to see of people being burned alive:" but the other man waa not to be put off. Syi they went, and when In about tha right distance and angle sure as fate there was that fire starting under the man But our friend who took his head with him. Instead of coming back to tell the same old story- went to It, and, horror of horrors! there was nn old stump full of that old fox fire. Plenty of the reader of The Bee know what that Is a rather green substance that would, form on an old stump In damp weather and at night would flicker like a firefly. And In front of this very wicked stump stood an old weed, and In the breeze It swayed to and fro before the fire. Now here was your fire and living motion, sure, but the forms that were seen were those they had in mind. Many more Instance could be given but Just let us call attention to th "haunted house" f6rty rnlles eaBt of Omaha on the bank of an old channel of the river. It Is said a little girl died' thero once very suddenly, Then this fancy of th mind began to get busy, and about twenty-five years ago a man had sheep In the field and the watcher was to stay at ths empty house. Well, he aoon saw things and left, and that was. re peated over and over. The papers were, full of It and the railroads ran Sunday excursions from Council Bluffs and De Moines. The best of them saw and heard tilings. Finally the owner had to butt Into this vision land, and went afte the noise and located It and then spoiled It all. The old house was celled up In stead of being plastered. Muskrats, ar Is their wont, dig out Into the bank be low the water level, then up to air and freedom, so they can come and go after the water freezes, But In this case when they got to the top of the ground they were right under the house sill, an-1 when throiigh that they were between the walls; so they went up to the second floor and overhead, and their llttlt whlnlngs were tho crying and begging of a little girl. Now will someone tell us what It was tho man shot at? FRANKLIN POPE. LINES TO A LAUGH. "Well, my boy(" said the visitor to Bobby, "I suppose some day you expect Strengthening Food for Hard Workers It isn't necessary to eat a lot of meat to nourish and sustain your body. It is a positive fad ask your doctor that there is more real nutrition in a 5c pack age of Faust Macaroni than in 2.1bs. of beef at 12 times that price. You get more nutrition better eating cheaper living when you eat MACARONI Made from Durum wheat, a cereal extremely rich in gluten a bone, muscle ana tiesn builder, in air-tight, moisture -pi oackaee write for free recipe book showing now many delicious ways there are for serving Faust A PLACE TO REST and row STRON km fee Mineral Springs 77?e C&?6ac477jer7c&, 3 MINERAL WATOT .Forthe treatment of "HhcumatUm, X'lvei-HJiB Btomaeh treubles. th water from Sprtnga located on the grounds -of tha hotl property U conceded to b unequalled any where. BATHS ar In chare of xperlenoad uuuaeuo and niBjmms from well known InsUtuU abroad and In thlj country who scientific ally give all kinds of steam, vapor, electric and sulphur hatha, also lhm famous Pin Needle baths of Carlsbad. ALL .MEALS an served in firat class table d'hote atyl snO. thta hotel Is famed for It excellence In this department. RATES. Th hotel 1 run on tba American plan at present, and all rate include board and lodclnc. Th rates are from J3.00 . to $6.00 per day per person. Boom with private toilets are from 13.50 to It. 00 per day. and with private connecting- bathroom are $4.00 to 15.00 per day. VV have a few room, steam heated, electric lighted, hot and cold running- watei and telephone aervlce at 117-80 per weak. After January 18th, tt 1 advlaabl to make reaervation in advance. BOOKLETS and information can be had in Omaha. Neb at City Ticket office. HOCK-I2LAND LINUS; No. 132 S Farnum St- -or -write Xo James P. Donahue, Proprietor. HOTEL COLFAX AND MINERAL SPRINGS, COLFAX, JO'WA TWA AKVJ to step Into your father's shoes?'" "Oh, I suppose so," said Bobby, gloomily. "I been wearin' out everything else he wears slnco mother learned how to cut 'em down for tne." Harper's Weekly. "I nevet- thought of saving a-centuntll I got married." t "But you think of It now.'1 "Very earnestly, but that's as-near as I can get to doing It." Chicago Tribune. amicus A man never hears the best things that are said about him. Cynlcus-No, he's dead then. Philadel phia Record. The Inventor That machine can-do tho work of ten men. Visitor Gee whiz! My wife ought to have married it I Puck. "What is a utilitarian?" . "A person who can't see an early robin without thinking that It would be much more admirable If it were a squab. Washington Btar. , . Judge (trf spinster) Your name, please? Witness Cornelia Rent. Judge Now your oge but first let me warn the public that If there Is any out break of hilarity tho court room will be cleared Woman's Home Companion,- MAGDALEN. Henry Klngsley (1830-1S76). Magdalen at Michael's gate Tlrled at the pin; On Joseph's thorn sang the blackbird, "Let her lnl Let her in!" "Hast thou Been the wounds?"- said Michael, "Know'st thou thy sin?" "It Is evening, evening," sang the blacks btrd. "Let her lnl Let her lnl" "Yes, I have seen the wounds, And f know my sin." ' "She knows It well, well, - well," sung the blackbird, "Let her In! Let her In!", . "Thou brlngest no offerings," said Michael, . . "Naught save sin." And the blackbird sang, "She Is sorry, sorry, sorry,. "Let her In! Let her In!" When he had sUng himself to sleep, And night did begin. One came and open'd Michael s gate, And Magdalen went In. W Hotel (pljxipZ is a ntrw, perfectly appointed modern hotel. Built of concrete and steeL It is now under, the personal management oi the owner, -who assures most conxtsout and polite .attention to gnests in vtxs Drs. Mach & Mach THE DENTISTS Successor to Bailey & ZSacn The largest and bast equipped dental office in Omaha li.tpert in charge of all wark, moderate prices. Poroelaln fillings Just like the tooth. All Instra. nienti Hterllzed after using 3d Tloor Faxtoq Block, Omaha, Heb, f