1 I TITO BEB: OMAUA, MONDAY, FKBlirARY 17, 1913. The Omaha Daily bek hu-NbAn BY HOWARD HosbWatkil j VICTOtt ItOSBWATKIl. KDITOB. 11KE Bt'lMMNO. .FARNAM AND 1TTH. KntetM at OmahR pottorriee a seoona On matter. THHMS OP SUnSCItllTlON: " Sunday liee. one year W-W Haturday Be, one fear.... ! Pally lite, without Kundar. one year.. 4.W I'aHv Bet, and Sunday, one year fc-W DEl.IVRltKD BY CAKKIBIC KvtnlnK and Sunday, per month jS Evening without Sunday, per month.. e Dallv Hri. Inrluillni? SnnrAV. ner mfl.. C6c I'ally Bee, without Sunday, per mo.... 4&c anrcM all complaints or irreruianuo I dfllrrry to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. Remit by draft, express or postal order, rayabie to The Bee Publishing company. Only I-cent stamps received In payment of small accounts. Tersonal cheoks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICBS: Omaha The Bee building. South Omaha Ml N street, council Bluffs II North Main street. Lincoln- Little building. Chicago 1W1 Marquette building. Kansas City Reliance building. New York-JI West Thirty-third, ft Louis B Frisco building. Washington 7T. Fourteenth St., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should bo addressed Omaha Bee. Editorial department. JANUARY CIRCULATION. . 49,528 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ft. Dwlght 'Williams, circulation manazor of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, aaya that the average dally circulation for the month of January, 1913, was ,MS. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and swovn to before mo this 1th day of February, 19U. ROBERT HUNTER, (Seal.) Notary Public. Subscribers IruTlnar the city temporarily should have The Bee moiled to them. Address trill be changed na often mm requested. Take no chances yet on uncover ing your flowers. "Manana" is still the Moxlcan policy. Castro might land something in Mexico about now. AVondcr if ho will lot us sprinklo our lawns next summor. It must bo that tho groundhog is preparing for an awful finish. It is sad to think of tho fun Gen eral Reyes missed by getting shot. The laugh continues to be on tho folks who went away for the winter. The pork barrel at Washington Booms to hold out wonderfully woll. Charlos W." Morso is keeping as cool About It as if ho wero packed in ice. No doubt Porflrlo Diaz down on tho Nllo keeps close tab on tho scoro board. Champ Clark rosents belnp called a plkor Just because he Is from Plko county. Perhaps if John Barrett succeeds In calming himself, the Moxlcan mat tor may bo adjusted, Where la tho authority for Baying, in the first placo, that man wants but little hero bolowT Patienco may sometimes bo a virtue, but in relation to Mexico it la an unknown quantity. Bailey's saying so, of course, doot not make Lincoln tho kind of a standpatter tho ex-Texan is. It may yet bocomo necessary to mediate Uio differences between Am bassador Wilson and John Barrett. One almost has to ask hlmsolC what It wasthat Montezuma, Santa Ana ana uiaz fought for in Moxlco. It Is fortunate that a man who can keep Ws head la In the White House now. Bt Louta Globe-Democrat. Indeed, yes, for strenuous heed lessness in tho present situation might bo fatal, y Falluro of the rosoulng party to make the time is now ascribed as the causo of tho death of -Captain Scott and his fellows, but the world will continue to believe It was exposure to the rlgorouB elements. Many men believe in tho principle of home rule up to the point where its application throatons to offend some pet theory or plan of their's, but that was not the kind of homo rule our fathors fought for. Leo O'Neill Browne is the only member of the Illinois legislature to oppose tho proposed foderal amend ment for direct popular election of senators. This caps the climax of Its endorsements. In the meantime, he might alio recall how ho objected to the quality of the water furnished by the water company, and try at least to give tho consumers as good. Thoy are still paying the old rate. A correspondent asks If conditions really arc . as bad 'as pictured in Mexico, if we do not think they are largely the figment of reporters Imaginations. We suggest he take the first train to Mexico City and find put. That California story of the Lur glar sheathing bis gun and help! ing; tne woman or the bouse Bave ber baby from croup, because bis heart was touched at the thought of own five babies at home, was his too good not to send out, regardless tbe fact of Women and Their Wages. 'A quaint wrltor of the soventeonth century, according to a standard his torian, sheds this gleaming comment upon woman's Industrial condition of that period: Ono reason why women's wasea are bo exorbitant la that thy are not very numerous, which makej them stand upon high terms for their several services, and. moreover, they are usually married before they are 11 yewrs of ae, and when once In that noose, are for the most part a little unertale. and make their husbands so, too. till they procure them a maid servant to bear the burden of the work, and also. In some measure, to await on them, also. As to tho supply and demand, and in somo folks' Judgment, wages, too, things have not changed so far as do mestic service la concerned. Bear ing exactly on this very point comes a story from Los Angeles of a man disguised us a woman for ten years doing domestic work In a homo and pleading when discovered: Five a week;, board and room was bet ter than anything I could get aa a man, and besides I like housework And if ho had come to Omaha, ho could havo raUod on the five a week, but ho could also have found plenty of remunerative work as a man. The point 1b, however, that with woman still fighting for equal rights In wages as well as ballots, things seem to even themselves up when man at tempts to invado somo of hor natural spheres, and why not? So far as rovoaled no sex distinctions arc Im plied In the maxim that "a laborer Is worthy of his hlro," After Madero, What? The outcome of existing conditions in Mexico Is still in doubt; only one thing seems certain Madpro has failed. But what aro we to oxpect after Madoro? When Porflrlo Diaz had wrested his last election to a six year term as president, Tho Bee In discussing Mexico, asked, "After Diaz, What?" observing: But with all this progress. If Diaz were to die tomorrow It Is doubtful If another man could be found In the republic with all tho requisite resources to take his place, counting popular Influence as one of these essentials. The weakness of the Diaz reign haa been Its apparent strength; Mexico was lost In Dial, Diaz In Mexico. Subsequent evonts soem to have borno out this vlow. Madoro's ability to crystollzo the antl-DIaz sentiment sufficiently to oust tho old warrior In his dotage was no test at all of his powor to run tho government. It seemed then, as It has over Blnco, that De La Barra really was tho strongest man In Moxlco outside of Porflrio Diaz and ho may bo able to rally tho conflicting elements around him and work out of tho present chaos a' cohoront status of affairs, but It romalns to bo soon, Tho fact is, as Tho Boo said in tho odltorlal roforrod to, "Tho Latin race haB not been quick to aaslmllato the principles of democracy, and it will not do for anyono to lndulgo tho be llof that because Moxlco goes by the narao of ropubllc a largo proportion of tho poople aro not still ready to try Issues with thla modern form of government." A Now York papor, In passing comment, naked: "Has not Diaz in accomplishing this 'good' for Moxlco, held It In his clenched fist bo long that It has never enjoyed tho opportunity of learning how to govern Itsolf?" So, If tho United States dooB not go into Moxlco, "After Madoro, what?" Kail Frauds. . In spite of tho systematic effort of tho government to provont swin dling through tho malls, the postmas ter general's report shows that In two years I60,000,000 waB filched from tho pooplo by a varloty of devi ous methods. On the other hand, tho report bIiowb that moro than 1,000 convictions of swindlers were secured by tho government in this period. Tho enormous harvest of the fakers thereforo, Is not attributable to apathy on tho part of tho gov ernment. Postmastor General Hitch cock goes so far as to suggest that It was not even duo to tho gullibility of tho American people although somo of us must bo rather gullible to bo taken In on eomo of these pal pable fraud b as much as to the overweening Instinct for speculation. No doubt, his reasoning Is sound. Ono thing Is certain, the spirit of speculation Is strongly implanted in the bosoms of Americans. Ab a peo ple we take long chances. And most of these schomes circulated through the malls are not only plausible, but presented Incidentally as side-lines that can bo carried on with little capital and no oxertlon without di version from regular occupations, most deftly concealing the ono chance to lose against tho 100 to win. Yet by now it ought to bo easier to distinguish between spurt oub and genuine Investments fostered by the malls. Tho postal officials, whllo, of course, not setting out primally to cure human gullibility, will' never theless need better co-operation by the people to completely eradicate thla evil. Nebraska certainly ought to shine at tho inauguration of President Wilson, with flfty-threo colonels and a governor coming on a special train. This is pretty good from a state that instructed its delegates to vote for Champ Clark at Baltimore. And tho Bible salesroom Is to be devoted to the sain of rum ntmln in Lincoln, too. What do you know i ,!,., u. Mtrwui. BacWatd LOOKUK ThisD, in Omalta COMPILED ESS-S 1-KIUtlAltV 17. f POO Thirty Years Arc At the Invitation of the ladles and gentlemen of the Pax ton hotel, Miss Marie Wilson of Grand Rapids, Mich.. gave an Interesting recital In (the parlors, Mr Hll!l nrni Mr Ttnlttti tlnlo vnltifri- tM,rj elr Mrvlcfs to n tne en. tertalnment. A petition Is being circulated to Gov ernor Dawes to appoint Hon. B. Wakeley Judge of the district court In the event the legislature provides for an additional Judge. i From Grand Island comes word that Dr. J. M. Graham and family will soon 're move to Omaha. The treasurer of tho Omaha Turnvercln sent the German consul at St. Louis 141.19 to be forwarded to the Rhine suf ferers In Germany. Ed Wlttlg left to take a rest cure at Hot Springs. Senator-elect Charles F. Manderson started for Philadelphia, from which place he will proceed to Washington to take his seat officially March 4. The finder of a white feather belonging to the uniform hat of tho Union Pacific band Is entreated to leave It for the owner at Kdljolm & Erlckson'a Jewelry store. An urgent appeal to members of Beacon lodge. Independent Order of Odd Fellows, to attend the next meeting is signed by W. D. Clegg, as secretary. Twenty Ycnrs Ag Kd Sheldon received a telegram from Paul Morton In Chicago stating that his father. J. Sterling Morton, had been tendered the portfolio of secretary of agriculture In Atr. Cleveland's cabinet. A cottage owned by Superintendent A. II. Hunt of the water works adjoining the Davenport street pumping station was totally destroyed by fire, entailing a loss of two At a meeting of the board of public works the contract to grade Cameron street from Twenty-fourth to Twenty seventh was awarded to Thomas ,A. Murray at 18; cents. Rev. S. Wright Butler, pastor, of St. Mary's avenue Congregational church, lectured there on the subject, "Life on the European Plan." He said on this plan every individual had tho freedom of choice In selecting for Instance, his bill of fare in a hotel and the same rule generally applied In other ways. Ten Yearn Agi The mercury rose from 12 below zero to 22 and then began to fall again. Osxlp Gabrllowltsch, the Russian plan- 1st, came very close to the hearts of 400 music lovers who heard hts recital at Kountze Memorial church In the evening-. Miss Lillian Moore, who resided on Locust 'street, returned from Chicago where she visited two weeks. Mrs. John I Webster and Mica Web ster were planning to leave for Cali fornia on March 7, Mr. and Mrs. E. Y. Lewis and Miss Florence Lewis wero In San Francisco after a month's tour of California, ex pecting to tcturn to Omaha In two weeks. Mrs. Georgo Cott and Miss Duncan wero hostesses at a high five party, tho prizes befog awarded to Miss Btella Toft, Ord von Dorri, Mrs. Burster and E. F. Duncan. Tho "strollcra" were royally enter tained by Mrs. Frank Green ut a 1 o'clock luncheon. Seven games of high flvo wero played and tho winners wero Mes datnes Pcttlpcre. Hooper, ' Foley, Brlden becker and Rlslcy. People Talked About Evangelist Dow ot Louisville, Kv says ho approves of applauso during religious services. Uncle Jdo Cannon Is esteemed the spry est old youngster In congress. He is 77 and can kick higher than his head. A. K. Shay of Springfield, Mo., was probably fatally- burned the other day when a spark from his cigarette set fire to his shirt. Dr. C. H. Puffer of Salem, Mass., Jnl versallst clergyman, recently divorced from his wife after a trial separation of three years, has married a second wife. Hunter Brooke, a Philadelphia mil lionaire who died a few days ago, was attended for four weeks by eight doctors working at hts bedside constantly In re lays. Eugene Chafftn. prohibition candidate for president, blows the foam off the fame of Milwaukee by asserting that tho city la "a stronghold of the prohibition party." The nian who gave Andrew Cnrnexle his first Job as a messenger boy died at his homo at May's Landing. N. J leav ing a fortuno of only $1,000,000. The messenger distanced the man. Living a life of seclusion In Germany, the widow of James Bartlett Hammond of typewriter fame, aroused by tho for tune. In sight, Is back again In tfew York, knocking at the door of courts for recognition and her rights. One of the convicts pardoned from the Now York penitentiary paid J7.0C0 to "ac celerate" his release. Another, shrewder than tho average, stimulated pardon brokers with reference to a 5,000 re ward and the prison gates opened. Brokers greeted him on the spot, but there was nothing doing In the reward line. Abuse of Pnrdnntn Power. Baltimore American. Twenty-six murderers In Illinois prisons have received clemency from the retiring governor. The abuse of the pardoning' power and Its Influence on the Increase of crlmo will surely bo one ot the Issues taken up In the near future as among the necessary reforms In the protection of life, liberty and property of law-abiding eltlxona. Trnehlnv the Yaunar Idea, Philadelphia Press. The members of the Pennsylvania Uncue for the Advancement of Woman Suffrage are to teach babies to speak in tbe following order: "Mamma," "papa," "votes for women." If only they could train ' the babies to cry for votes, tho argument would be Irresistible, Nothtnir the Mnttrr with Turkey. Chicago Tribune. Turkey Is hard up for cash, and not particularly flush In the matter of credit. Also It has been conducting a losing fight vritn the Hainan allies front the begin V " arowua. how- uinrrs. mere is appar- littlv nnlhln.. ,. u. .... 1 1 . Twice Told Tales The Onlr Wr to llltn. A solemn looking man entered a busi ness house and, walking up to one of the men employed on the lower floor, Inquired: "Is there anny chanst fer a men t' get a Job aw wur-rk here?" "I don't know," said the man. "You'll have to see Mr. .Mills " "An" phwere Is he?' "Up on the second floor," was the answer. "Hhall I walk up an' talk to him?" "No need of that. Just whistle In that tube and he'll speak to you" pointing to the speaking tube. The man walked over to the tube and blew a mighty blast In It. Hearing the whlntle, Mr. Mills came to the tube ami Inquired: "What's wanted down there?" "Tls Ol. Paddy O'Flynn. Are ye th' boss 7' "I am," said Mr, Mills. "Well, thin." yelled Flynn. "sthlck y.r head out av th' second-sthory windy while Ol shteps out on th' soldwalk-Ol want to talk f ye." Norman Mack's Monthly. The nenl rtenaun. The tall blonde looked up from her paper. "What d'ye know 'bout this?" she said. "Here's a woman whose husband Is getting a divorce from her because shs would never let him kiss her." The short brunette elevated her eye brows. "For goodness sake," she exclaimed, "she musta been a peach." "Yes, she says she doesn't believe In kissing, and that she haa never been kissed by any man In her life." The short brunette winked wisely. "Poor thing!" she exclaimed: "I sup pose she didn't get the right one." Youngstown Telegram. Ilia Lenten Sacrifices. Booth Tarklngton at a window In the Players' club looking out over Oramercy park, told a Lenten story. "Too many people keep Lent," he said, "like Boose. "Boose, very much under the weather. lurched Into a Broadway barroom and ordered his nineteenth cocktail. " 'Cherry In It, sir?" the bartender asked. " 'No,' said Boose. 'No hie no cherry. It's Lent, and I bar cherries In Lent hie "New York Sun. Army Gossip Service School Appropriation. A recommendation has been made by the commandant of the mounted service school at Fort Riley In favor of a change In tho wording of the clause In the army appropriation Mil so as to specify the Items Intended for the support of that Institution. The proposed amendment, does not meet with tho approval of the War department, whero It Is not regarded as desirable, since such enumeration of Items Is liable to be construed as ex cluding other objects not enumerated and which might prove to bo necessary or desirable. Moreover, It Is considered that, no sufficient reason has been given to make any change In the text of the appropriation as proposed. Increase ut Jm1rr Advocates. The Judge advocate general of tho army has recommended legislation, approved by tho secretary of war, to Increase the porsonnel of tho Judge advocate general's department and to place It on a detail basis similar to that prescribed for th ordnance department. In any reor ganization of the army It Is certain. Gen eral Crowder polnta out. that It will bo necessary to considerably Increase tho commissioned personnel of his corps. Until army reorganization Is positively outlined it Is Impossible to state exactly what will bo needed In that direction, and for tho present the proposal of Increase for the corps Is limited to one officer, n major, In order that the Increased volume of business requiring lwal attention In the office of the Judge advocate general may be expeditiously and efficiently dis posed of. Controversy Over Qnnrtrra. The protest of an army paymaster's clerk concerning the quarters which were assigned to him at Fort Douglas. Utah, has led to a definition by tho War de partment of the rights of such clerks to quarters at army posts. The pay clerk comnlalned that tho quarters assigned to him were those of a noncommissioned officer, and ho claimed tho right to quar ters of a commissioned officer. The quar ters at Fort DdWglas were a set of non.commlsseloned officers' quarters of five rooms, lighted by electricity and pro vided with necessary Vater and sewer connections. While the quarters are not designed In historical records of that post as officers' quarters. It la held by the post authorities that they aro entirely suitable for the purpose to which the commanding officer at Fort Douglas had assigned them. Te War department has decided that a pay clerk of the army Is entitled to public quarters when on duty at a poa with troops, and that he is entitled to quarters .such as may be assigned to commissioned officers, but that he Is not entitled under army regu lations to the right of selection of quar ters occupied by any commissioned officer. Sew nrlnadlrrs. The failure of the president to nominate the officers ot the army who are to become brigadier generals to fill the two vacancies existing in that grade Is ex citing speculation more as to the cause of delay than as to the Identity of the appointees The disinclination ot General E. 'A. Bteever to seek premature retire ment by applying for examination by a retiring board and the laok of time for any such examination remove the chances ot a third vacancy In the grade of briga dier general for Mr. Taft to fill before March 4. The delay In sending to the senatet the names of two brigadiers has created the Impression that Mr. Taft Is waiting for the clearing at the docket of the pending service nominations, which are held up with other nominations on aocount of the deadlock among the sena tors; but It has also aroused the suspi cion that the nominations which are con templated by the president are likely to Invite senatorial opposition, and It Is not desired to afford too much time for the discussion of the merits ot the appoint ments. It Is supposed that before the end of the sesilou the senate will confirm all the now pending service nominations, most of which are., of course, routine In their character. H'hnt l)r, f mimu'II '. OMAHA, Feb. U. To the Kdltor of The Bee: Owing to the many conflicting re ports being circulated as to what I said and did not say at the schoolmasters' meeting, nnd In Justice to the principal, teachers and pupils ot the high school, as well as myself, I think I should state Just what I said and what was the cause of any reference to the subject. Dr. Cutter of Lincoln, who Is not only a pliVBlclan but Is cirin ! w.th t, . i . -vcrslty of Nebraska, read a paper per taining to medical Inspection ot schools, and In addition to the ordinary medical Inspection advocated si-oial v' us and lectures to the boys and girls of the high school on sex hygiene and morality. This subject was handled by him In an ef"Uent concise a-J scholarlv ;n-. When I was asked by the chairman of the meeting to discuss the paper, I did sti pertaining to the sex question In the following manner: After congratulating the doctor on his able paper. I stated that I was only sorry that every superintendent and principal, as well as every member of the school boards In the state of Ne braska, was not present to have heard the paper, and hoped It would be printed in pamphlet form to It could be reud by them: that I heartily endorsed every thing that he ndvocated. I am willing to concede that the home was the proper place for this knowledge to be taught, but. owing to a sense of false modesty, very few parents spoke to their children on this Important subject, allowing them to form habits and associations often by this neglect, ruining their children's lives and characters. I questioned if even five out of the plxty or seventv present, allowing they were all fathers of boys, had ever spoken to their sons on sex hygiene and explained to them the right and wrong and things to avoid, etc. If they, as pducatcd teach ers, knowing tho Importance of proper understanding In the young of sex hy giene, did not explain It to their chil dren, what should we expect of those who were not so well Informed? I stated there should be a man to In struct the boys and a woman to lecture to the girls. The man and woman en gaged In this work should not neces sarily be physicians, but should be thor oughly Informed on this, subject, and should be of such high moral character that no one In the community could question what they said as to Its being vulgar or obscene. And that I believed when this education was established that there would bo no occasion for tho disgraceful conditions recently published about our high school, and at that I did not believe our high school was any worso than in other cities. When this education Is established there would be no cause for many of those who now object to sending their children to the high school. I admitted that I was one of them. I stated I never had, and ques tioned If I over should send them. The foregoing Is as near my exact words as I can recall them. I used no manuscript. The things that have been attributed to me as saying, such as Immoral prac tices In the school building and reflec tions on the morals of any of the fac ulty, principal or teaqhers In the high school, or the accusation that It was done tp Injure the principal of the high school, because she Is a woman, arc all absolutely falpe. My only object was to emphasize the necessity of teaching sex hygiene In the high school, and think It equally Impor tant In all other schools, whether public, private or sectarian, on a par with It. Respectfully. R. W. CONNELL, M. D. Booata Torrrn's System. AURORA, Neb., Feb. 11. To the Honor able Senators and Representatives of Nebraska: Gentlemen I beg your con sideration of a subject of much financial Interest to all your constituency In the state that Is, a simple, economic and up-to-date law on land titles. The "Torren land title system" or same other law to perfect registration. Ten or twelve years ago this matter came before the legislature und a committee of three woa appointed to Investigate and report to the supreme court. I believe tho committee was IL II. Tipton of Seward, W. L. Hand of Kearney and B. AV. Crltes of Chadron. Messrs. Tipton and Hnnd reported favor ably, Mr. Crltes adversely. Said report Ivas not been called for nor reported to any legislature and now Is In the state library, the governor's office or office of the secretary of state. I notice a bill has been Introduced, framed after tho Illinois law (To rr en's), In the house by Repre sentative Georgo Cappell of Brown county. I beg you to Investigate tho re port of that committee nnd act as may seem best for tho Interests of ull persons owning real estate. The report is elab orate nnd conclusive. Only two classes ot objectors to the form proposed. First, abstracters; second, the legal profession. This Is natural, but theee gentlemen can reap honors by submitting to the Interests of the multitudes. Officers of the law to be paid by fees and money advanced by owner of property applying for reglstra tlon. No expense to state or county save printing. If real estate dealers arc in terested, write your legislators for a good law. I have obtained the number of parcels, lots and land subject to ab stract and attorney's fees for perfect titles. The county clerks have kindly furnished them from the assessor's ab stract. Seven counties give me 1 63.37!) parcels. Abstract fee nnd attorney's fee for examination iS each, on low average 310. or 166,379 times J10-$l.G53,7M.-to ob tain perfect titles up to date under our present system. ' Douglas county, only large city, gave 79,760. You make your own estimate what the other eighty-three countlea will cost. I guess $4,000,000. Ask lng your kind consideration In udvance, I remain, yours truly, JOHN N. CASSELL. SOUTH OMAHA. Feb. 14. To tho Editor of the Bee: Your editorial In today's Issue wherein you make a com parison between Nebraska legislators and those of West Virginia Is a conundrum to me. I don't know whether your com parison expresses a moral certainty or not; perhaps. It Is moral philosophy. The alarm Is given, the situation Is grave and the lobbyists are busy endeavoring "to put their true, tried friends over." "A word to the wise Is sufficient" JERRY HOWARD. Slarklns hf Iltyht Road, Indianapolis News. Vndlscouraged br the Immh.nr. t tetlrement. Secretary of Agriculture Wll son continues to advise neonl t more cattle and hogs, And onee In a wnue, you know, Tama Jim Is right Editorial Snapshots Philadelphia Bulletin: Owlonet Har vey's toast to PreeWewt Taft. "the vrt licked, the least sore ami the best ilked. ' deeerves applaut. Washington Post Thomas W. Wltwn and Thomas It Marshall took Itke he boys who will give tin- senate a regular Tern-Tom administration. Chicago Rerord-Herald: Now that it established that the 'American eagle Is a hen. some of our obstreperous neigh bors to the south will begin to complain of being henpecked. New York World: It Is decreed thst women's skirts this year shall be tighter than ever. Well. Its the women who have to wear them and suffer tho Incon venience of being hobbled. Washington Post; The man who had a dog's brain transplanted Into his head la doing well, but how about the dog? St. Louis Republic: Buffalo Bill may not be able to sing, but he shows signs of getting Into the prima donna class as a fareweller. St. Louis Globe-Democrat: A Bos tonlan offers Jl.OW.OOO to promote the cause of peace among nations. Turkey Is In favor of pence and would pay aj lib eral Interest for the use of the money. The Idea may not' be practicable, out neither Is International peace at present. Springfield Republican: The humorists have had a lot of fun with burlesque fancy pictures of the Jeffersonlan sim plicity at the capital, but the Joke has not taken so well with the country .ui might be expected. A little plain living nt Washington would not worry the folks back home In the least so long as tho country's business Is properly at tended to. New York Tribune: That Is an ex ceedlngly Interesting announcement con cerning the apparent electrical transmu tation of gaseous elements which Is made by .Sir William Ramsay and other scien tists, and further details of the aston ishing achievement will be awaited with Impatience. But It would probably bo premature to anticipate the. Immediate transformation ot lead pipe into bullion. Pittsburgh Dispatch: "Uncle Ike" Stephenson, the man who lent Pauline Wayne to the White House and who scattered a few hundred thousand so lavishly In Wisconsin to show La Vol letto he could be elected without him, has been making an ostentatious display of a check for J1,500,OCO for timber lands down at Washington. Is he going to run again? a ,3? i-acn year tne migration to Mot Springs becomes greater; of both health and pleasure-bound people. Now. more than 1 50,000 people annually come to Hot Springs to be cured by the wonderful Government-controlled watersj or to ride drive and ramble over the beautiful hill roads; to golf on a green that s kept green all winter by the balmy, sunny climate ; and to be Tbe Bathennss at hotel8 and Pleasure places. Come Frisco Lines ,F"?18t Leave Kansas City 6:65p.m.. electric-lighted equipment elegant drawing room, berth-lighted sleepers and finest chair and coaches. The dining car service is hyFredHaS ThrouT sleeper service Kansas City to Little Rock and Hot Springs g WESTE ZZ TELBSKAM THCO. N. VAIL, PRESIDENT Rates for money sent by telegraph will be reduced March 1, 1913. TheWestern Union money transfer service reaches practically every town and city in the United States and Canada and every post office in Great Britain, Holland and Belgium. THE WESTERN UNION THESE GIRLS OF OURS. He Mv dear, when I went UP that hill 1 awhile ago. I saw a big snake almost as thick as a man s body. She (scornfully) Why not say as thick as your breath? It would make the story stronger. Baltimore Amerioan. Mabel Poor Mrs. Ooldol! Lost her husband, they say. Mayme Yes. The cook told her that h would not stay on the place with Mr. Oohlol. so she fired her husband. Judge. "We have a Jewel of a cook!" "That's fine" "Yes. Only we have to eat nt a res taurant three times a week to keep her from complaining of overwork." Chi cago Tribune. "Will you march In the parade?" asked one woman. "No," replied the other. "I'm going to do better than that. I'm going to stand on the sidewalk and see that my husband shouts 'Votes for women!' "Washing ton Star. "Clubman and his wife don't speak." "No. He happened to bo home for dinner one night recently, and his wife rose In her place, nnd began: 'Children, we havo with us tonight ' and Clubman has had a grouch ever since." Houston Post Old Maid Aro those men following us? Pretty Girl One of us! Puck. "A statistician says that only one singer In 10,000 becomes a prima donna. What happens to the rest of them7" ' "Don't worry about the rest of them. i hey get married and live happy ever afterwards Just like the rest of us. St. Louis Republic. "Well, dear, I guess tho honeymoon Is over." "Why do you say that?" pouted the bride. "I've been taklngi stock and find I'm down to J2.65." Washington Herald. THE CANDID LOVER. S. R Klser In, the Record-Herald. "Oh. maiden, do you twang the lyre?" Asked he; she made reply: "I do not twang, but I desire To plainly state That I nm BTeat At making apple pie." "Oh. maiden, do you wnrble sweetly7" Asked he; she simply said: "Nay, not a warb, but I can ncntly Prepare n Htculi, And I can make Fine doughnuts and good bread." "In mntters elocutionary What gifts do you reveal?" "I do not elocute; I'm very Demure, you know; I'm handy, though. At getting up a meal." "Oh, maiden, others may be clever And others mav be sweet. But will you be my own forever? 'Tls verv fine To be divine. But still a man must cat." A haven of health place of pleasure T.!lT?'y- n WiU "nud you hd.ome booklet that vrill tell you all about Hot Springs; its healin. ot ticket and send you a complete schedule. J. C L0VR1EH, Dir. P.. Aet, Waldh.b, Bid,., Kimm City EM UNION VgVr . -T3rjJ I TELEGRAPH COMPANY