THE BITE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1913. 10 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE J KiiiMii.t) nv BtnvAim uosbwaYkh UjlU ROHBffATBHi KDITOtt. HRK HTTuSlNtl. PAIUNAM A NO 1TT1I. "rintwd af ninnha Kstoffleo as second clM matter. TEIIM8 OF SriWt'lUI'TION: Sunday lie, one year Jj-W Saturday IW. one year Dally Bee, without Sunday, one year.. 4.1W Dally Bw. and Sunday, one yonr .W DEIilVEKUn 11 V CAmtlEIl. Bvr-nlns; and Sunday, ptr month s Kvenlnit without Sunday, wr month.. c Dally Hee. Including Sunday, per mo.. 6Ac Dallv Bee. without Sunday, per mo ... 46o Address all complaints or IrreKUlarltle In delivery to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. . , Itemlt by draft, express or poUl order, t-ajnhlr- to The Hr I'uhllahInK company. Onlv :-i ent stamps received In payment of small accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted . OFFICIOS: (maha The Heo building. South Omaha I8 N street. v-iti ,11 Hiufrs 14 North Main street. 7 - r n -VI IJttle hulMlnR. Chicago 1041 Marquette bulldlnn. Kanaa City Ilellancs IviilldlnK. Stw York-Jl Wt Thirty-third. Hi Ixitus U Frisco building:. Washington-? Fourteenth BUN. V. COKilKSl'ONnENCB. I'ommunlcatlons rrlattnic to news and editorial matter should lie addressed Omaha Ilee. Editorial department JANfAltV CIIKTIATION. 49,528 Ktate of Nebraska, County of Douglas, m: Dnlght Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being; duly sworn, aaya that the avnrage dolly circulation for the month of January, 191$. wit 49,618. DWIOMT W1L.I.IAM8, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and swoi'n to before me this fith day of February, 1913. ROUHHT HlTNTBit. tecal ) Notary IMblic. Why Keep it Dark? The resolution atloptcil by tlioj council calling on the Water board to make a report to the comptroller, the) samo tut other dopartmouts of the city government, of financial opera tions for the rear, and particularly for the nix months since possession of the. plant. Is to the point. The municipal year closed Decem ber 31, and there is no good reason why the figures should not have been available a month ago. The Water l. t I - ! U rrnv. fnr Mill people of Omaha who bought the water works with $7,000,000 of their money, and who are entitled to know how much cash has been taken In, and what has been done with It. We presume tho Water board will quibble by denying tho right of the council to require a report, but that Is ontlroly beside tho question. Tho peoplo have a right to have a full, prompt and understandable account ing from their servants without any Juggling or hiding behind technicalities. 1 1 . LOOKltK TlusD COMPILED LOJ BackWard Omah mumana "ROM DEC riLBS I'F.ll. H. ? ODD 1 In Other Lands II r. the flabscrlbera Icnvlnit the rltr temporarily should hnve The Dee mailed (o thrni. Address will hr chanurd aa nftru nm requested. History being a kind montor, re cords the deeds of comparatively fow men. Tho Overland routo projected by thoso great railway pioneers Jit vin dicated. Sadder than tho word of tongue or pen Is tho knowledge of an empty coal bin. This last death of King Menellk's tightens the game, leaving the cat two to the good. That "Luorative" Contract. Representative Flanagan hopes to Rome enactment that will permit county commissioners to ajratn award him the lucrative contraot (supplying; meals to Jail prisoners.! World-lteraJd. "Lucrative," Indeed. Possibly. Tho Jail feeding contract bos called for the payment of 9 cents a meal, and for two meals por prls rner per day has cost the county 19 cunts. At tho samo rato for three moals, It would call for 28b cents per prlsonor per day. Right this minute, howovor, our democratic sheriff, sotting up his claim under tho supremo court de cision, asserts his right to feed theso prisoners, and to reach Into the treasury of Douglas county, for GO cents por prisoner por day, of which plainly more than half would bo puro graft. If the contract at 9 cents n meal was "lucrative" pray tell us what term should bo applied to tho sheriff's proposed grab 'of GO conts day? If Mr. Wilson calls Mr. Bryan to his cabinet It will bo because tbero is no ono elso to call. Wolfo's copy of Gray's Elegy has been found. And Connoisseur Mor gan thousands of miles away. When man stops to think that woman not only takes him, but also his narao, he ought to love and cher ish nor. Omaha, of courso, remains tho railroad metropolis of the middle woBt under tho Pacific road reor ganization plan. American suffragists know of bettor way to advanco tholr cause than sending dangerous explosives through tho malls, If thoso law-makers down at Lin coln had all gone through Omaha's experience with two telephone sys toms, thoy wouldn't. A Household loaguo woman says tho high cost of living is a prime causo of dlvorco. Possibly, but at that not a justification. Tho Now Orleans Picayune tils ciiBBes "Tho Spirit of tho Carnival,' Mardl Qras, Of course, It must bo Just the straight stuff. Cannot Muzzle the Press. Tho attempt of an aggrieved Judge to imprison Colonel W. It. Nelson, editor of tho Kansas City Star, bo cauno his paper published a few tin pleasant facts, evokes strikingly similar expressions of opinion tho country over as followed the six hours' Imprisonment nineteen years go of Edward Hosowater, founder and then odltor of Tho Boo, because his nowspapor had likewise boen publishing some pertinent facts. Thoro is a peculiar coincidence In the circumstances of tho two cases, unpalatable to nn lrascl'jle Judge but without wishing to delve Into tho past, this point is worthy of montlon always: Tho basic principle of free speech ami froe press ns enunciated by tho organic law of our nation will bo forever chorlshcd and upheld by a liberty-loving people. Tho Chicago Post commenting on tho enso of Kdward Rosowator nearly two decades ago said: Imprisonment of a newspaper publisher for "construotlv contempt or oou a flagrant violation of the liberty t publication. Many like comments aro'now inado on tho case of Colonel Nelson. Will- Iain'' Allen White says: One day In Jail fpr prlntlnc uimurv tloned truth la worth more than year of discussion. In oldon days tho trouble used to bo to got a bill started In the legls laturo. Nowadays tho troublo Is to stop it whon onco started. A famous nlnger wants a mil llonalro manufacturer to salve her wounded prldo to tho tune of 1500, 000. Striking a high nolo? "Is It not time that tho people o Omaha should demand in unmlstak ablo terms, 'lower wator rates, not next month, not next year, but now.' " Tho young woman who says she nover kissed la not entitled to de fenao on the old theory that "where Ignorance Is bliss 'tis folly to be -wise." Assurance of Union Pacific control of the through transcontinental line ought at least to brighten the pros pect for Omaha eventually getting new union station. if every official who solemnly promised lower water rates for Omaha will now loin In Tho Bee' campaign, we aro sure the reduction will be put across. Young Mr. Harrlman, a senior at college, is elected to the Union Pa clflc board of directors and the chances are some cynic will say the boy would never have got In so early but for his father's Influence. John D. Rockefeller's personal slice out of the latest Standard Oil melon la said to amount to $ 10,000 000, the full melon coming to $40 000.000. For a man not in active touch with business affairs, that aot 0 bad. A St. Louja paper publishes pic tures, names aqd sketches of various prominent mc-n who have served penitentiary terms and then made good In life- This free publicity shpuld place the men under lasting tin itou to the paper. Thirty Yean Ann Considerable Interest has been excited In the last two days In roller skating by the flno exhibitions being given In tho opera house, and Omaha Is to have a flna roller skating rink bv the enterprise of J. (J. Mghtford, who has rented Crounsn hall, corner Sixteenth and Capitol ave nue, for that purpose anil will Inaugurate d season of three months nt least by 3 first reception next Wednesday. The women of Sacred Heart convent are grieving over the death of Sister Ilrldget Mangeln, one of the ploneera of the order In this city, ami their first be reavement. For tho coming Omaha Olce club con cert the solo numbers, according to the program, will be rendered by Mies Jennie Dutton and Miss Emma Mabella and Messrs. Northrap, Smith and Henry D. Batnbrook. Parties with exchanged overcoats it the Mapnnerchor masquerade arc Invited to call nt Strasburg's photograph gallery and exchange back. Miss Bridget Mullen, sister to Mrs. James Ilrophy. Is reportod dangerously ill with consumption. Twenty Years Alto Sneaking of the election to the senate of Judge W. V. Allen, Frank T. Ransom aid: "I don't llko the way It was dons Would rather have seen a democrat n tho senate. Still, I tlim't know whtci party can lay the best claim to the new senator, as he has belonged to all of them within the last five years." John M. Thurston pronounced Allen "a credit able representative." General John O. Cowln said. "Judge Allen Is a strong tnan. Seeing that we couldn't get a re publican, I think we got out In vry good hapo." Dave Mercer said Allen was a strong man nnd we might have done much worse. Oeorgn C. Rassett and W. 8. Wedge were chosen by tho Omaha Rudders' and Traders' union aa delegates to the Na tional exchange nt St. Wils tho following week. Cnrl von Wolf, a roomer at 1C23 Douglas street, wiib found dead In his bed by his landlady, Mrs. Hemnn, who had occasion to go to IiIm room. Death was due to heart disease. lie was u young man from Oerniany, who had oome to Omaha no me nine months before looking for employ ment. City Superintendent FlUpntrlck sold he would represent Omaha nt the annual meeting of school superintendents In Ros- ton, February 21. Secrctury James of the Omaha Asso ciated Charities completed n. division of the city Into 175 parts for tho purposes of his work and called for twice that number of volunteer helpers to aid In dls. penslng charity to the poor. ox Room for Growth. In point of population and farming area the largcBt growth Is being made In fifteen states, tho eastern most of which are Minnesota, Ne braska and Kansas, the others ex tending to tlib Pacific coast. Ac cording to tho federal census, tholr average pomilatr,on Increase front 1900 to 1F10 was 41.7 per cent, whllo the. Increane for tho United States wao 21 per cent. Tholr aver age Incroaso In farming land area -that it, land redeemed or thrown open to cultivation was 162.7 per cent, while that at large was 100. 5 por cent. Tholr increase in the number of farms was 22. G per cent, against 10.9 per cent at large. But, while more than doubling the na tional gain, evon these growing western states show a very poor growth in the number of farms as compared with the area of available farming land. Which suggests the tremendous Importance of scientific distribution of our foreign immigration, so much of which comes from the farmB of Europe. Our country shamefully neglects, both aB to Us own and their advantage, the skill and experience of hundreds of thousands of these sturdy yeomeu, by simply permit ting them to drift by default Into urban centers, for which they are ill fitted, Instead of directing them to tho soil. Here is one of tho best ways of promoting our so-called "back to the farm" movoment. This kind of enterprise ban been begun In sporadic cases and with good re sults, but it must become general. We need not fear overpeopling the country. The population of this nation per square mile Is only 30.9 pereons, as against from 200 to GOO In European countries, and In theso fifteen western states it Is Just 8.8 persons. So there Is ample room for domestic and foreign influxes. Ton Yvitrn Ann Announcement was made of the plan for a now brick edifice for Ht. Patrick's Catholto cljurch, costing J30,000. The parish, under Jtov. P. J. Smith as prlost, had overgrown the smnll frame structure at Fourteenth and Castellar streets. From Chicago came tho rumor that the Hammond Packing company, was angling to buy the Omaha property of the ArmourH, who. It Is snld, were not anxlou to sell, The rumor said that A. N. Noyes, formerly local manoger for tho Hammond company, would return to assume charge If tho deal wrts made. Mr. nnd Mr. W. J. Rurgeas went to Kansas City for a brief visit. After some litigation and pending Idle ness, the Presbyterian hospital, Twenty Mxth and Marcy streets, It was an nounced, was ready for reopening undo tho manngeincnt of Dr. Ksther A. Ryer son. Congressman 0. M. Hitchcock addressed the Omaha Philosophical society on "The laborer U Worthy of His Hire." He (poke chiefly of waRes, urging tho point thnt any man or woman who worked was entitled to fair compensation. Row Clyde Clay Clssell, pustor of Hans com Park Methodist church, preached thoro on the subject, "Ixmglng for the Higher Life." Hlnnghler of Innocents. It In estimated by the Constantinople correspondent of the London Times that .T5.W) human beings, noncombatants, have perished In the Ralkan war. slaughtered by guerrilla bands or by blood-mad sol diery. There Is hardly any doubt that ; thousands of Innocents have perished In the war. Scarcely a living thing has sur- j vlved the retreat of one or the advance of the other army In the districts In volved. In Thrace, particularly, town and villages as well as the countryside are depopulated Rut reports of wide spread massacres should be taken with reserve. Roth sides are known to have organized massacre publicity bureaus for the purpose of Influencing European opin ion. War needs no sensational colors to make It all that General Sherman de scribed In three words. (trim Irish Humor. The twentieth century' "siege of ton- donderry." pulled off last week, over flows with grim Irish humor. London derry' Is accounted the strong right arm f the province of Ulster. Ulster. It will be recalled, filled the public prints a few months ago with burning words of op position to home rule, so cleverly phrased anq covenanted as to lead readers to be lieve the province was a unit on tho Issue, Thon came the political test In the vacant Derry division, where oranjre and green went to tho mat with all the enthusiasm that could be mustered. Tho decision went to tho green by fifty-seven majority, giving the home rulers seventeen. AH of the thirty-two Ulster members of Parliament All the noise and the fury of the Ulster proclamation simmers down to the cold fact that a majority of tho province uphold the policy of self-government for Ireland. Hut the election was no Joke. It was bitterly fought, 6,341 votes being cast out of 6,482 enrolled. Knlser'a Ministry Censured. Tho recent adverse voto of tho Reich. stag against the ministry does not affect the office tenure of his majesty's coun cillors, who nre not responsible to the legislative body. Rut Implied censuro Is sure to have direct bearing on budget measures, which tho ministry Is pressing for approval. The Immediate cause of tho rupturo Is tho persistent efforts of tho Prussian government to expatriate the Poles In German Poland, This op pressive policy has been pursued for a doxen years past carried on with ruth less Indifference to raolal traditions and property rights, and Its aim Is to sup plant a subjugated and discontented peo ple with loyal German peasants. When the question was raised in the Reichstag, tho chancallor did not defend or deny tho brutality of the policy, contenting himself with the statement that the quel tion was outside the Jurisdiction of the Reichstag, Then followed tho remarkablo vote of censure 231 to 97, llrltlsh l.nnil Heform, Only a skeleton outline of the land re form measure Incubating In the mind of Lloyd Qeorge was given In tho chancel' lor's speech last week. Full details await the conclusion of the labors of the com mlttee whtoh has been Investigating tl.u problem. The plan contemplates a mini mum wage for agricultural laborers, : cottage and a plot of land for each, Inde pendent of the landlord, scientific farm Ing and an extension of the co-opernllve principle. "Tremendous opposition," says the Ixmdnn News, "will bo encounteiod from the landed torles, und the House of Lords will do Its very worst. The chan cellor, however. Is undaunted by the mag nitude of the task." A campaign of edu cation Is to precede the Introduction of tho land reform bill, probably a ye-ir hence. Keep It L'p Victory ComlnK. OMAHA, Feb. 7. -To tho Udltor of Tim Hee: Keep up your Tower water rate campaign and you will win out. The peo ple are waking up to the Imposition trf paying their own water works the old ox tortlonate charges exacted by the old water company. Evury man who goes to pay his water rent takes a kick with him. nd the multitude of kicks are sure to tell. C. E. .1. JOLLIES FROM JUDGE. !tillli. I terr' "All. right, of ear muffs, want some furs this win dearie. I'll get you a set "And why Is stork the rarest bird?" "Because It Is always about, but no body ever sees It." Mrs. Crawford Did your husband senfl you a valentine? Mrs. IIuntfGk I never like to accuse anybody, but I think he did. Kllmmer When Shlmmerpate tried to speak to Miss Trlmley Just now, she pnssod him with hor eyes a-slant. Flamson Naturally; being a dress maker, sho cut him on the Was. People Talked About The real question Is, Will the tax payers of Douglas county have to pay the sheriff GO cents for every 19 cents worth of Jail food? The late Captain L. T. Heritage of Em poria, Kan., left J10.000 to churches, char ities and various public uses. Tho biennial report of the death of King Mincllk of Abyssinia comes from Addls-Abeba, a spot on the map of the durk continent famed for royal mortuary' rumors. Miss lle Passavant Emerson, a girl with an Income of 110,000 a year, Is earn ing herself the name of the working- girls' friend by scrubbing floors In the spirit of a student of social conditions In Chi cago. Sally Gordon of New York has per suaded the court to change his name to Haul, because "tho name Sally has fre quently been mistaken for that of a fe male" and has caused great Inconven ience. Ueorgo II. Holmes, who has begun his fifty-seventh year In the office of the register ot deeds of Suffolk county, Massachusetts. Is a deaf mute and a grad uate of the American School for the Deaf at Hartford. A group of wealthy men In fevr York, with a capital of K.CoO.OOO, have launched a movement to reduce the high cost of burial. Professional morticians and cem etery owners aro sure the promoters must he craxy. It Is the heirs' turn to laugh. Pub lisher of the humorous London Punch, who deftly tickled the ribs as he touched the purse, shuffled off the other day, leaving a fortune of $6,000,000 to brighten the family Bloom. A deft kick ot a woman's foot landing on tha Jaw ot Theodore Rurchelt, a New- York giant, put him to sleep long enough to enable the police to slip on the brace lets, Refore the Jaw collision Rurchelt had thrown all comers tothe mat. J. M. McDowell, a retired milter and capitalist of Marysvllle, Kan.. Is spend ing his eighty-ninth winter In cutting and sawing wood for the furnace In hts home. Already three cords of wood have been sawed by tho octogenarian's bucksaw, and h takes much delight In tho exercise. Mlsa Ina I Morgan, said to be the youngest woman minister In this country, his Just given up the pastorate of two churches In Mulne and entered the Ros ton University School ofThcology for a three-year course Though Miss Morgan Is still In her early twenties, she has al ready has charge of four MethodUt Episcopal chur hrs. KlekliiK on Wnr Tnxrs, The coniiuest of Tripoli by Italy piled up bills against the Italian treasury vari ously estimated at from tM.OOO.OOO to R, 000,000. National enthusiasm was arou-.l by the win; and Its successful conclusion was cheered from tho Alps to Sicily. In settling up the bills, however, much lea enthusiasm Is observed. New taxes have been Imposed and old taxes Increased, and public clamor against the additional squcexe provoked a scries ot riots In Na ples, last Sunday, requiring military a'tl to suppress. Against the rioters the po lice were as so much chaff before a tor nado. Mounted cavalry charged and dis persed the mobs, but not until they dem onstrated the underlying ugly temper of a peoplo already taxed to the living limit. The Worst to Come. Revolution Is moving at an amazing pace In Great Rrltaln. Consider whnt has happened In a few years. OU age in surance, equality of land taxation, the House of Lords deprived of veto power, unemployment and sick Insurance, home rule progressing, Welsh church dlsestabr llshmcnt coming and onc-man-one-vote m the way. Hut all these, past or to come, pale their revolutionary fires before the blazing project of abolishing the red coat of Tommy Atkins. History, tradition, valor and scenic effects are so bound up in the redcoats of the Rrltlsh army that one might expect a hint at a change would start a riot. Nothing of the kind. Some protests from admirers of the pic tureaque have greeted the war minis ter's proposal for a less conspicuous uni form the gray, the drab or the brown khaki of Uncle Sam's soldiers. Tommv Atkins Is not hankering for a fight, but should one come, he realizes that a lesM showy uniform is Just as effective In a scrap, besides prolonging life. IinprrtullBiu mid the Dorra, General Rotha, premier of the South African union, is facing a stiff Dutch re volt against the Imperial policy of the ministry. General Hertzog, an Irrecon citable Roer, heads the revolt, and Gen eral DeWet, equally noted aa a soldier In tho Roer war, Is his chief of staff. Gen eral Hertzog held a cabinet post under Rotha until December last, when his op position to the plan of South Africa Join Ing other self-governing colonies in con tributing to the defense of the Rrltlsh empire forced a reorganization of the cabinet, with Hertzog left out. In a re cent address to his constituents In the Orange Free State, Oeneral Hertzog said he was not going to lay "the children and the interests of South Africa on the altar of Moloch. If egoism and envy df slred the Dutch-speaking people always to make sacrifice to the English-speaking race In order that true conciliation might be secured, then South Africa was nut ripe for conciliation.'' The Dutch, united, control lite Mtuatlu.i UiMUi-d. impe. lat um wins. A An Incident, OMAHA. Feb. 7. To the Editor of Tho Ree: A girl on her way to work lost ncr purse, containing nearly X In change. She was carrying It on hor arm, sus pended by a strap or chain, also had n. book In her hand, which no doubt pro vented her noticing tha dropping of the purse. Now, girls, when mother was a girl she had a good, deep pocket In her dress In which she carried her money and hand kerchief. Purses and handbags with straps and chains had not yet como Into fashion. Do you not think the old way better, certainly safer. Put enough more clotn n your skirt to allow for the addition of a pocket In which to carry your money, and some other artlclos mother did not use. However, purses aro not always lost In this way. Eliminate the question of the chance of loss to you, did you ever con sider the temptation you place before the ones who are homeless and hungry. without money, and the desire to grab the little bag you carry so openly and carelessly overcomes their scruples, and to meet the demands of nature a crime Is committed In which you have acted a part. Think of It. W. O. TORREY. Nerlnl Debate on Teaching Deaf, NORTH LOUP, Neb.. Feb. 7. To tho Editor of The Ree: Olat Hanson InHlsUi that the oral law for the deaf should be repealed because the old system gave tho parents a choice as to methods, and the present law eliminates all choice. Let us soe If thin Is so. A few years ago we took our child from the public school, when; sho had report cars to show that she was ready to enter the eighth grade, and sent her to the school for the deaf and requested that she be taught by the oral method. They answered readily enough, "O, yes, we'll teach hor by the oral method, but' we will have to put her back Into the sixth grade, for we havo no oral classes above that grade." So there we were. O, yes, we parents had a choice In the matter. We could have her taugnt by tho manual method or put her back two years. Great choice! Aa to the other side, If there has been single parent this year who chose the manual method and was refused, we have yet to hear from him. The troublo with Mr. Hanson's logic Is, that ho does not know what the oral system Is. He seems to think the little articulation drill In tho combined schools Is the oral method, when In fact that Is only the faintest shadow of the real thing. No wonder he can quote parents who are disgusted with the oral method, If their experience came from tho com bined schools such as the Nebraska school was. When both methods are allowed In the same school, even the orally-taught pick up the easy way and use It In all out-of-class intercourse. Unless compelled to, they gradually use It less and less. No wonder It "petered out" In the sixth grade of the Nebraska school. But Is It always best to teach them the easy things? How many of you parents of hearlrite children allow your sons to drop grammar,- or your daughters arithmetic "bcoauso It is so hard?" If tho old system allowed the "use of the oral methods to tho fullest extent "why. is It that every time our child went to the state school sho came home de pending less upon Up reading and speech than when sho went down? No matter whether tho teaching wos good, bad or Indifferent, the environment was one of signs and the little class room drill was lost In the relaxation of play. It Is Ilk? the old story of the man climbing out of the well, who went up one step and fell back two. The children learn ono word In class, but forget two on the play ground. If Mr. Hanson thinks that , simply because our child Is aomewhat dense In the upper story, how does he account for the good progress she is mak ing now under strictly oral methods? Why did two former superintendents of our Nebraska school tell us It would be better to keep our child at home If we wished her taught to talk? If under the old way tho parent had so much choice In tho matter, why did so many of us feel compelled to take our children out of this free school and at great expense of both 'labor and money teach them otherwise? Rut there was something else, Mr Hanson, which nullified the parent choice of orallsm. Did you ever tie your horso to a hitching post and then try to drive him down the street? Ho would jiranco around a little in a half circle and finally stand still. That Is Just what they have been doing In our state school. They taught the children from start to finish that they cannot talk, that it !s useless to try to talk, and that they are foolish to even think of It. The school paper was full of Just such language. They whipped them up a tittle In the lower grades, the child prances and capers, but the halter holds him fast, su he gradually quiets down and stands still, sometimes before the sixth grade. We have no objection to the manual method If It Is kept separate from the oral. It Is the combined system we are fighting. I represent no society and have no title. Mr. Hanson, to attach to my name, ox cept that proudest of all titles, 'One of the Mothers." JESSIE TRUE BAECOCK. "won't you marry me, dear"" pleaded the actor, nfter his fourth divorce. "Why, I kind o' like you. Hilly," said the actress; "but I've heard so much about you, I fear" "My dear," hastily interrupted Uie ac tor, "you must not believe all those old wives' tales!" Winter Travel. Twos twenty miles from Hayvllte To Slabtown, and we used To think the road was something That ought to be abused In language that the viler We got It seemed the stuff To best describe the going, And that was enough. Hut, say. now when the winter Got there and froze the ground. And sjeighlng was the travel That always took us round. By heck! that road to Slabtown Was heaven's shining way, With robes and warmers plenty And Susie In tho sleigh. Sportsman (in auto, calling to boy plow ing by roadside). HI, ther, sonny! Seu anything to shoot around here? Roy Yep; but ye needn't be scart mister. It's Jest nrv luck nlwnys not to have my gun along with mc. Judgn. ' MERRY JINGLES. I'nril I p. iJ It takes fat man to escape The traps for husbands baited: For when the women see his nhap They're not Infatuated. r -Cincinnati Inquirer. Who's llltf Statistics often fool the eye. They are not worth a Jigger. While figures do not often lie. Some liars often figure. Chicago Post, A Ilenl Ilrnirnlii. There onco was a man named Costello, Who was a most stingy old fello: To church ho oft went. Donated a cent. ,,, And brought homo a fine silk umbrellok Woman's Home CompunliM. EnotiKh. "1 was a fool to marry you!" With rage tho thought shed Riuothcr, "A fool! A fool! It's plain that ve Weren't mode for one another I'm sure you're Just as different From me as you can be. ' She stopped. Ho didn't say a thing Rut this: "You flatter me." . Hoston Transcript. When Mother Comes Mnrchlna;, Oh. father, dear father, como home witU me now; For mother Is out on parade. The brass bands aro raising a terrlbl row; They're all out of breath, I'm afraid. There's Aunt Sarah Jane nnd there's sweet slBter Sue. And dear cousins Gladys and Kate. They'll soon promenade down the Brand! avenue In splendid and serious state. Washington SUr. A Cross Counter. ; Sing a song of highballs A stomach full of rye. Fotir-and-twenty keyholes Dance before his eye. When the door Is opened His wife begins to chin, "Well. Isn't this a pretty time To let a fellow In?" Chicago Record Herald Children's Prattle "What's a stepbrother?" asked little Mabel of her 6 year old brother. "A stepbrother." he replied, "Is mo sitting on the front step." "Who can tell me what 'don't' Is the abbreviation of?" queried the teacher. "Doughnut," promptly replied the small boy at the foot of the class. A widower who was endeavoring to bring up his only child, a little girl of 8 years, in the way she should go, felt (t his bounden duty to expound the Sorlp. tures to her. All went well until the child left home for a short visit, when her father received his first letter from her, which ran Whenever I hae a testation I think of iou. dear paua. and a 'Oct ilicc be hind me. Satan. " JPRISCO ff TO Llqrida The Golfers vfaferParadise IF you want real golf in mid -winter, you can get it in Florida. You don't have, to muffle yourself in wraps and sweaters until you can't get a free swing at the ball. You don't have to get your ears frost-bitten, nor to break your clubs on froztn ground. Tha Florida links are verdant all winter long; the sun makes it Just comfortably warm; and the salt sea breeze invigorates and makes one really' enjoy the exercise. If you don't play golf there ar score of other pastimes, soma of which are certain to appeal to you. There's tennis, boating, sailing, automobtling, surf-bathing, sea Ashing, fresh-water Ashing, shooting, camping and othtr healthful out-door sports too numerous to mention. i And, If norv, of .these appeal to you if you're Just going for a rest and a change of climate FLORIDA offers more to the tourist than any other section of the United States. Its magnificent hotels; Its tropical vegetation; Its historical bulldlnc s, dating baok to the first landing of the Spaniards; and latt,but not least. Its superb winter climate, all combine to make Florida tha ldaal winter playground of America. Arrange for your ticket via tha FRISCO LINES, and take tha 'ANSAS CITY - FLORIDA SPECIAL From Kansas City Every Afternoon at 5:55 K It runs right through to Jacksonville and carries all-steel, electric lighted coaches; electric fans; Pullman sleepers of the late, design and all-steel dining cars In which Fred Harvey meals are .served. Last Chance to See the Panama Canal Work before the water Is turned In. Eight personally-conducted tours in the steamship Evangeline," from Key West to Colon, return ing via Kingston and Havana. The vessel la new, built in Scotland during 1911-12, especially for touring the tropics. It Is equipped with Marconi wireless service, electric lights and fans, and all modern conveniences and luxuries. It will leava Key West January 7th. and Zlat; February 4th and 18th; March 4th and 18th; April 1st and 13th. An eleven day trip. Including meala and berth at sea and In port, for 1110. Stopover privileges granted at Colon, Havana and Kingston. Farj, Train Schedulu, Futltnan and Sltarmklp JtejrtxfiOfir and Illustrated Dicrlpti LUtrotur may bm oblmlnad by oddrtsimg J. C. LOVRIEN, Division Passenger Agt., Frisco Lines. Waldheim Bldg., Kansas City. The stay O Lamp THE LAMP that burns right because it is made right. The shape of the wick, the size of the chimney, the size of the inlets for air all these, and countless other details have been determined with utmost care. An Efficient. Economical, Inexpensive lamp is the result the best oil lamp made. At DeaUrt Everywhere STANDARD OIL COMPANY (Nebraska) OMAHA For -Beat Results use Perfection Oil Ask about quantity price and iron barrels for storage. ins Uliajiia. I V TO I J2ik DES MOINES via Rock Island Lines 3:00a. m. 6:45 a. m. 1035 a. m. 1:10 p. m. U27 p. m. &08 p. m. Automatic Block Siffnalt Tickets and reservations 1323 Farnam Street, Cor. 14lh. Pkanei Deatlaa 4205 Nebraska j--08p.ni. I t