THE BFJE: OMAHA, THfnSDAY, JAXT'ARV lfi. 191.1.
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE Practioal Side of Conventions. I
koi'ndkd UY kdwahu ndsKU'ATEU Tho figures compiled by tho Chi-1
vicrort nostrwATBn, kditoh.
HEM HUIUJINO. PAHNAM AND 1TTII.
F.nlerM at Omaha poiofflce as weond
ciass matter.
Ins In dollnrn nnd cents tho meaning
of conventions hold In that city,
Bhould nrrost serious nttontlon In
Omahn, which nsplres to become tho
TKnim tip al'llMfmiPTION!
C.nt.V tin. nnM .Mr It.M
fraturaay oup year. I E : rccncrilzcfl rotivnntlon r.ltv of tho
Dally net, tv.tliout Sunday, one year, j.w - - - - - -
e, and SHjimIO'. on year .w irniiHiniBHoiiri country, in iu v in
Dally Bee,
BEMVKIiKD nr CA liuiKK.
Kvenlni; and Sunday, per month we
nvcnwK without Sunday. pr month c
Dally Hce, Including Sunday. ler mo. Oo
Dally Dee, without Sunday, per mo... o
AddrruB at) inmplnlnts or IrrrRularltles
!p delivery to at Circulation Dept.
REMITTANCE.
Hmlt by draft. cxpreM or Mtttl order,
vavable to The Ilee Futillalilnif company.
Only 2-cent stamps rreolvi'd In payment
or small areounte. 1'orsonal checks, ex
cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not
accepted.
OFFICBB.
OmahaTh He huildlnir.
South Omaha- 231S N" stKct.
i ouncll Hluffs-lt North Main street.
Lincoln-y I.lltte bulldlnc
ChlcaKo 1M1 Marquette, bulldlnc.
Kansas nty-Ilellmee building.
New Tork54 West Thirty-third.
St. T-oiiln -102 Frisco bulldlnc
Washington-; Fourteenth St.. N W.
COItltKSrONDBNOB.
fiommunlcatlons relating to news and
editorial matter -hould ha addressed
Omaha Bee, Editorial denartmcut.
DEOEMHEK CHUTI-ATION.
49,044
cngo ontcrtntned 1,924,000 conven
tlonorB, according to these figures,
nnd they spent while there a total of
$61,000,000, or an average of about
$.12 each. Despite the modest Indi
vidual oxpendlturo, the total In at
tractively large, oven to n city of
2,500,000 population. ThlB year
Chicago expects to entertain 200 con
ventldns. It would bo Interesting to get at a
similar nccurate reckoning for
Omaha In 1012. Undoubtedly tho
showing would oncourago our busi
ness and professional men to even
more active Interest In conventions.
It Is by no moans mercenary to look
nt this practical side of tho question.
Cities enjoy tho publicity obtained
through tho channels of conventions
nnd many Incidental benefits, and
why should thoy not? Omnha's pecu
liar loratlon nnd established reputa
tion for hospitality make It an Ideal
convention city and It derives In
state of Nebraska, County of Oouclas, s:
Dwlght Williams, circulation niauiiKer
nf -rt, KnMl.hlnir rnmnnny. being
.f1v .nnrn ,iv lint the UVrrHKO dally ,
'm tSfli mviailT wiLuamT 08t,raa,,e a,,vnntae from contact
' ' - . I . . I s..f.. . . . .. . . ... Ir. v . . r t n f r I nil tt n ri
Willi lull vuilliuil fuuaio iiuiii ui, ntiv-
tloos of the country advantage,
however, which Is always mutual.
1913
Circulation Manager.
Subscribed In my presence and sworn
to before mo this 31st dny of December.
wt. nonEitT HUNTER,
Seal.) Notary Public.
Snbserllirrs leaving (hi cltr
Icmpornrlly nhnulil hnre.Thr lire;
mailed to them. Addreaa ttIII lie
changed na often na reqneateil.
Omaha should niako 1913
greatest convontlon year.
Its
Omaha to its suburban neighbors:
"Coma on In, the water is flno."
Who wants to servo on the charter
commission, Don't all speak at once.
That llttlo blow-In of tho mild ono
was to give the coal bin a breathing
ppell.
"What Is socialism?" seems to
have taken tho place of "How old Is
Ann?"
The grado crossing is still claim
ing its victims In Omaha. The grade
crossing must go.
Watch somebody rise up soon and
declare Mr. Munsoy never was at
Armageddon, after all.
Dr. Mydo of Kansas City has en
tered upon his third trial, which ho
expects to provo tho charm.
The fellow with too many of n
certain brand ot. parcels on board
would call It "partial poBt,"
Let Them Come the Whole Length.
No trouble about letting South
Omahn, Kant Omaha, Florence and
Dundee enjoy the same privileges of
tho water works that Omaha enjoys
-all they need do is to como in and
be nnnoxed, and sharo tho burdens
along with tho benefits not only of
our water department, but of our
police department, firo dopartmont.
health department, and all the rest.
If these suburban districts prefer
to stay out In order to run their own
governments, escape city taxes or for
any other patriotic or selfish reason,
they can continue to have, as water
users, the most liberal treatment ac
corded to outside customers Just as
thoy havo now with respect to gas or
electric light suppllod from Omaha
plants. If they want bettor than
that, wo feel Buro Omaha would bo
glad to tako these neighbors In on
Just nnd equitable terms.
A ICnnsns City parson says the
"turkey trot" causos divorces. Any
sort of fast paco suroly does.
Owing to blockade at tho pie-counter,
the governor-elect of Illinois has
been unable to reach his official seat,
Mr, Dryan has n strong heart, so
ho will be equal to any surprlso President-elect
Wilson may have In store
for him.
The presiding officers of both
houses of tho legislature have been
duly presented with handsome gavels,
but nowhero do we read anything
about a steel hammer.
Setbaok for Spoilsmen.
While the domocrats havo failed
In their attempt to annul tho execu
tive order placing 36,000 fourth-clnss
postmasters under civil service, It Is
not tho fault of thoso bont on restor
ing tho old bpoIIb system,. By voting
solidly, with the aid of enough demo
crats to command a majority, the re
publicans of the houso performed a
great public service in Hiub thwart
ing this initial stop.
It was Important to ondorso the
advanced position taken by President
Taft removing theso postmasters
from politics, hut of still greater im
portance is it to maintain unimpaired
from sinister Influences tho Integ
rity of the civil service. And had
this effort, aB a part of a procon
celved plan to revive, tho old spoils
system succeeded, It might havo
paved tho way to further dangerous
inroads. This sotback should stand
as a warning to tho domocrats when
thoy pass Into completo control of
tho government March 4,
aokinBackvanl
This Day in Omaha
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COMPILED FROM titC riLfrS
JAV. 10.'
The Ad club election has been do
dared void becauso of tho written
names on the ballot. Possibly, elec
tion reform Is needed in the Ad club.
But in any evont it's a good ad.
Hungry domocrats besieging tho
governor's office aro already con
vinced that Mr, Morohead is "wreck
ing the party." Of courso, If he
gives them what they want, he can
avert disaster.
Now, some sordid .skopttc haB
raised tho question. "Did tho b.oy
really and truly stand on the burning
deck?" Some may yet have the
temerity to deny that Billy Pat'torson
wae ever struck, at all.
In his message to the Now Jersey
legislature Governor Wilson com
mends the commission form of gov
eminent for all cities of tho state.
Evidently, the governor has not for
gotten his visit to 0maua.
The election of the president of
two big telephone companies' to be
chairman of the Commercial club ex
ecutlve committee would Indicate
that prejudice against public service
corporations does not necessarily ox
tend to the men in official charge of
them.
Something New Under the Sun.
Envious trust magnates will bo
slow to accept Solomon's assuranco
about "nothing now under tho sun,"
now that tho ramifications of tho
Aluminum Company of Amorjca has
been disclosed. Genius spent Itself
botoro this concorn achieved its
modus operandi. Horo Is a combine
endeavoring to maintain a world
wide control of tho aluminum trado
by an agreement that applies to
every country except tho United
States, tho only bno with a law pro
hibiting such a monopolistic agree
ment.
Ah between "good" and "bad"
trusts, this ono must bo rated tho
ideal trust. Organized In the United
States, doing business hero and main
talnlng control of the world's manu
facture of aluminum while taking
caro not to offend the anti-trust laws
of Its own country! That, It cer
tnlnly will bo admitted, Is something
new and something ingenious. In
ternational coutrol Is effected
through the simple medium of a Can
adian plant. It Is enough to excite
the Jealous rage qf every other trust
magnate -in the country, especially
those bunglers who have been caught
with the goods.
Thirty l earn Ak
All eyes are on the uaUollnir for sen
ator In the legislature at Lincoln, where
a number of Omaha men are receiving
votes, among them Charles F. Marnier
on. H, K. n. Kennedy. Alvln "aunders,
James W. Savage, .fofcph H Millard.
John C. Cowln nnd QeorRe 11. Lake.
The old settlers meeting brought
nearly twenty-five ploneera toccthe:-. In
cluding Dr. HarVcy Link, tho patrlarohlal
member from Millard,
Mr. and Mrs, W. .1. Mount celebrated
their crystal wedding anniversary at
their residence on Capitol hill, with a
large number of friend as their guests.
The disastrous hotel fire In Milwaukee,
In which nearly fifty people lost their
lives, has caused all tho Omaha hotel
to check- up on fire escapes and safety
devlccs.
Hon. George Vf. Frost delivered a Irc
tnro before St. Ocorge'a society at Knights
of Honor hall.
A magnificent turnout of n fnnr.iinrn
sleigh driven by Mr. Nets Patrick and
occupied by a party of his lady friends,
attracted much attention on the streets
too ay.
John T. Wert has returned from Ohio.
D. K. Thompson of Lincoln is In town.
William Lewis, the expressman, Is con
fined to his houso hy lllncus,
A notnbln wedding In Bohemian circles
took plnco nt St. Wencrslea church on
Kouth Thirteenth street, when Mr. Frank
Kospar and Miss Mary Hhemunck were
united. Miss Frances l'lcha was brides
maid and Mr. Iotils srorvee served as
Kroomsmuri. A wedding dinner followed
und then a leceptlou, attended by 300
peoplo nnd the Ilohrmlnn band.
Twenty Vcurs Ami
City Treasurer Uolln decided to ad
vertlae for highest bids tho three Pull-
mnn coaches, held by him for back
taxes duo from the coinponj. which had
paid In part of what It owed.
Charles Russol reported th loss of
fl overcoat from tho PennTn' nimi,
where hn attended dlvlnn servlr.
J. L. Johnson, 221 Farnam street, saved
tho life of a young woman by scUlnc
und drawing her away Just In tlmo to
prevent her stepping In front of a fast
moving niotor street car.
Mayor Bcmla presided at tho meeting
of the Board of Health and for the first
tinio in many months all the members
were present. Dr. Somcrs, health com
missioner, called attention to the gar
bnge system nnd pointed out several
things that neeJed to bo dono for the
sanitary welfare of tho city.
Tho order of retrenchment. Involving
shorter working hours, went Into effect
In all tho Union Pacific shops and af
fected .7,0 men on that system.
In appointing its committee for the
year, the Hoard of Trade named this
ono to promoto Irrigation. In which It had
become Interested: S. L. Wiley. John A.
Wakefield, Jamea Stevenson, Eucllil
Martin, Henry T. Clarke, Oenrgo AV.
Linlnger and Dr. George L. Miller.
Ten Yearn Aro
Reduction of assessments on largo pieces
of property by the City Board of Equal
ization aroused the tax commlttoe of tl)o
Real Ketato exchange, which hastened
to call n meeting 'to tajto stops for head
ing off further revision downward. An
emergency meeting of the committee was
held In the offlco of Graham & Ure In
tho Jlce building.
Frunk Jelen, nn expressman, 123.1 South
Fourteenth street, was badly cut and
bruised and barely escaped death In a
runaway. His team bocame. frightened
it Klevcnth aud Center streets and started
pell-mell tq tho west, when he was thrown
out.
A preliminary debate was held at the
high school under the auspices of the
wenwithfnlan Debating society for the
selection of three debaters to meet tin
Lincoln High team January 23. Richard
Hunter, Joseph Swenaorv and Ben Chcr
rlngton wero chosen, the same trio that
defeated tho Beatrice High school team
the month before.
At a latn hour in the night Dr. O. S.
Hoffman reported no change In the con
dition of J. L. Brandels, lying low at
his home, 2UC Dodgo street.
After a long and exceedingly lively es.
slon Central Labor union elected the3
officers for the year; President. W, II.
Bell; vice president, John L. Klrby; sec
retary, William Clrleb; secretary-treaa-
urer, J. A. Bapst; sergeant-at-arms, Al
Jordan; trustees, o, P. Shrum, J, B
Crews and Charles Hart.
Twice Told Tales
People Talked About
Modern Mnrnla.
Bishop Wilson Of New York al.l th
other day that the morality of New York
politics was not all that could be desired.
"In politics, ns In snnm linn tt K,,et-
ness," he continued, "thn remark nf ih
very cynical young woman holds true.
no YOU arc eolntr tn mnrr n
nt Inst she said to a friend. 'What Is
lie llko?'
"'lie Is the most nnrluVi. ,irri,.,i.i..i
honorable fellow In the world.' was the
enthusiastic reply.
'Goodness, my dear.' nnl.i ih. ...
cynic, '.voti'll starve to death.' "-New
iora Tribune.
The I'ltlloaoiiher.
Finley Peter Dnnnn wn vmu,i.i.i....
at a Now York club, with a playwright
uso piay nau failed.
Brace ud!" he priori. "Tl- i m,
- " w 1 1 ,,nu u
philosopher!"
Then Mr. Dunne mll.,l u. n.ku..i ,
Mtuiiiaiai
Dooley smllo and added:
A philosopher Is one whn lin. rain..i
himself to bear with perfect serenity the
misrortuncs of others.
The lissl Word.
"Charlny, dfsr." said young Mrs. Tor
kins. "I'm going lo be a suffragette and
march In a parade.''
"Vou an, eh?"
"Ves: I feel It my duty to show an ac
tive Interest In ixllttcs."
"I see. Well, what are your views on
schedule K of Ihf tariff?"
"That's not polities. That's the alpha
bet." "Well, bow about direct primaries' or
the Initiative and referendum?"
'Oh. I never pretended to know much
Latin."
"How about banking nnd finance?"
"Why they seem all right, don't they?"
"Von see!" he shouted, triumphantly,
"yon don't know a thing about tho sub
jects that are being discussed."
"Well, Charley dear, you mean well, of
course. But I must say that It BCems
very stupid and silly of you to learn nil
thote hnrd words and puzzle over prob
lems to show your Interest In politics
when we can do so simply by marching
In a parade." Washington Star.
I'nylnir In Kind.
He came In and laid down some suspl-clous-looking
bills, with a genuine dollar
bill on top.
"I want to pay for that barrel of po
tatoes I got." -
"Can't take this money," said the
dealer.
"Why not?"
".Most of It Isn't good."
"The top layer Is good, It Is not?"
"Yes."
"That's the way It was with the po
tatoes." Pittsburgh Post
Around the Cities
New York la nushlnc th on --h
w ""l D VAJ
limit up to fifteen miles an hour.
By a ruling of the final muri rhi..nn.
bakers must place on each loaf of bread
a label stating Its weight.
Courts Imvo eased tho
taxpayers by lopping off 10 per cent of
this year's assessment. a nvimr ..r
ttOO.000. im
providence, R. I., has In M hhM tmiwi
to stimulate local energy In swattlnff tho
mjsqultn next summer.
Cleveland's mayor tho other da- fui
to permit tho moving by a contractor of
an clght-story building a dlstanco of
four blocks becauso of the danger to
sowora and water pipes.
Chicago is develODlnc u aohomu n
dcnaturlze Clark street, fumigate, waoti
ana redress tho residents, turn on more
light, put a brigade- of "white wings" to
work on It and transform it Into a nice,
respectable thoroughfare, safe
on every hour of tho twenty-four.
nrew York officials want more money
to spend and are searching for It. Mayor
Oaynor proposes taxes on the unearned
Increment of real estate: on nnhlln u,ii'.-.
Using signs; on every horse drawn vehi
cle; on motor cars double the tax now
levied by the state and cive hntf Hia
proceeds to the city and non-exemption
or enurencs for local Improvement taxes.
Tips for Young Men
A member of the Belgium Cham
ber of Deputies, when called down
for repeating a speech, admits that
ha haB made the same speech, word
for word, annually for thirteen
years. That would seem to be tho
record unless our own William J,
Bryan can challenge It.
One legislative proposal for ballot
reform is to abolish the party circle.
At the same time the consolidation
of two elections into one under tho
biennial elections scheme, and tho
unlimited opening for initiative and
referendum measures, threaten us
with a ten-foot or longer baltot
Whatever the law-makers do In this
respect, It Is to be hoped they will
not make a bad matter worse.
The age range In the Connecticut legla
laturo runs from Pamuel L. Stevens
to Kit D. Weeks, si.
Smokx up! American Tobacco company
made only M per cent last year, and will
put out only a so per cent dividend.
Shareholders will help some by Increaa.
Ing tho draft.
In the lexicon or Colonel Dooley, tho
restored French officer Is known as
' Colonel Pat th Clam." Much wialnst his
wishes his name beats a tattoo on the
blr drum.
Miss Ida K. Schavsy of Fond du mm
Wis., has been bequeathed $10,000 by
David Jack, in whosfl family she long
served as a domestic, on condition that
sho remain on old maid.
I The late Judge Robert W, Arvhbald of
me commerce court, can hardly regard
" as a lucky number. There were
thirteen articles of Impeachment against
him and ha was convicted on tho Uth.
woodrow Wilson will wear a spread
eagle and an American shield for a
stickpin, it Is said, whet? he becomes
president. As prejldsnt of Princeton he
wore the Princeton seal, and as governor
of New Jersey he wore thu state coat-ot-arms.
George llardiook, a laborer, while dig
King a trench at Oglesby, Okl., un
earthed 7.K0 in gold, but it Is thought
that he will not be allowed to keep the
money, because of a state law requir
ing that such finds be surrendered to
the owner of the property.
Outdoor occupations aro supposed to be
most healthful, but during the recent
weeks of tain and mist their advantage
has not been so obvious, Jii Boston fifty
policemen are on the sick list, hearty
As showing bis diplomatic procllv- "avr'w"ht, ho thrive in zero
itles, Governor Wilson got away wlth the cr,p
Without getting m,d In the Illinois , ouTd 'IK ?? S
senatorial muddle, but manage to keep j,-olng.
General P. Jl. Barry has assumed
control of thp office of governor of
the National Soldiers' homo at 8aw
tellc, Cal., where so much trouble
arose through alleged mismanage
ment. Tho position Is a responsible
one and General Barry's Nebraska
friends will expect a strong and cred
itable administration on his part.
A municipal gas plant Is now pro
posed for Omaha by one of our law
makers tho same, by the way, who
violently opposed a municipal olec
trto lighting plant when a bond
proposition for that very purpose
was submitted a few years ago.
Norman W. Harris, banker and broker
of Boston, New York and Chicago, re
tired on tho first of the year with a
recordot fifty cars In tho business. Aa
a salute to the young men crowding up
from the rear, Mr. Harris gives out thesa
rules for reaching the top of the ladder;
A young- man must learn to save money
us well as make it.
Ther la an old proverb, "Any fool
can make, money. It takes a wise man to
save Jt."
Money Is not everything; success is
more than money. But one must save
money and have money to gain success.
Ono .way to save money is to lay out
a line of policy that Is safe and then
stick It through thick and thin.
Another way to save money If a youne
man can't do it himself is to marry and
let one's wife handlo tho pay envelope.
It Is as important for a young man to
learn to save money as It is for him to
learn" -books.
Rules for Wives
J The Bees Letter Box
Si iH
Snttrr or Mnplrnrr.
OMAHA, Jan. H.-To the Editor of Thi
Bee: Homo bald heads have been tellln
us that within 50 years the population
within a radius of 200 miles of Omahn
will be more than M.OOO.MW, nnd that
shortly from one-halt to two-thirds of
these millions will be In cities. If so
we may expect Omaha to be a city nt
U.000.000 to 20,000,000 (only at matter of '
years).
Now we as citizens of Omaha ought to
lay our plans big enough and broad
enough so we might be able to facilitate
and nccommodatc the millions yet to
come. We should not waste our time in
dealing with trifles such as making a
Krent fuss about a few wiggle boned
Burlington clerks going to Chicago. ,i
half of them are bachelors and would
not ralso a family If they we're paid.
Neither should we consider the Audi
torium in connection with a now union
depot. Then we would bo better off
with the present buffalo head-like union
station with Its Jl.oO clock on Its fore
hand. Nay. the Commercial club ought
to cease using their club on the railroad
corporations trying to make them build
a new union depot up In the retail dis
trict of the city.
If you want anything out of corpora
tions you must put out some substantial
bait In tho shape of a few million dollar
bonds, also give them all tho streets and
alleys they want. In that way you muy
get a new depot the size you want nnd
where you want It. .Mlow me to suggest
a site for such a depot. Property laying
between Sixteenth and Twentieth slrrt?t
and between Capitol avenue and Cumlnc
street there we could have your J33.000.000
depot). West of tho dopot to Twentieth
street would be spnee enough for twenty
tn twenty-five tracks. Trains coming
over the new railroad bridge at Dodge
street would cattycorner over to Capitol
avenue anil Eighteenth street, then west
of the depot, making a clrclo or curve
north of Cuming street, coming back to
about Klghth and Dodgo streets; there
circle around to a point connecting with
the tracks of the Union Pacific and Bur
lington going west. Trains coming in
over the old Union Pacific bridge, over a
viaduct from the west approach of said
bridge to a point about Klghth and Dodge
streets; then circle around tho depot;
then back to the old tracks going west.
Trains coming over tho Kast Omaha
bridge could dp likewise they could en
ter on viaducts beginning north nnd west
of the Union Pacific shops to tho tracks
at Klghth and Dodge streets make It's
circle around the depot, then go on west,
etc. Trains froh tho north, south or west
could make the same circle and then go
on east.
Locating , the depot west of Sixteenth
street would necessitate the tunneling1
of Sixteenth street from about Dodge
street to a point north of Cunlng street.
Don't say a word: There have been
worse things dono In smaller towns, llko
New York City, hardly one-fourth the
also of our future 15.000,000 or 20,000,000
city. "Ves oven Unole Sam would likrf
this arrangement, as parcel post could bo
thrown from tho trains almost Into the
doors of the postofflce.
After all these things are set In mo
tion, probably the street car company
would adopt a loop system, for .Instance,
como up Capitol avenue, turn south on
Eighteenth street, tunnel Eighteenth
street from about Dodge street to 8t
Mary's avenue, and then circle around
the center of town and connect with
ever' other line, etc. In the tunnel thero
should bo a station at every block, where
passengers could enter and be elevated
up into the million-dollar hotels and
opera houses and office buildings, yes.
even Into the new half-million dollar
court houso that cost us a million and
a quarter.
Last, but not least, shoppers could
bo conveyed from this Eighteenth street
tunnel to the big retail stores, etc. Somn
of you may not like some of these sug
gestions, but whatever you do don't
try to bore a large hole with a small
auger. T. WHO.
Benefit of Consolidation.
SOUTH OMAHA. Jan. 15. To the Edi
tor of The Bee: As regards this question
of consolidation or annexation, It seems
that the paramount question that con
fronts our perpetual officeholders, their
confereres and the unthinking citizen Is
as to how nutters will be so arranged
as not to disturb the power and prestige
of our political custodians dictators who
hnvo watched carefully over us for the
last quarter of a century without Inter
ruption. This is an era of odvanced ideas
nnd the progressive spirit of tho times
prompts people to iuvestlgato and ask
questions. Whllo I bellevo there Is nona
of the city officials of Omaha llko
Caesar's wife, however, Is not Omaha's
administration progressive In compari
son to south Omaha? The firemen have
n double shift, likewise the police havo
shorter hours. Education Is tho bulwark
of the nation and I desire to call atten
tion aa to how South Omaha's reform
School board raised the teachers' pay 12
cents per day. Formerly their pay was
Jl.U per day. Their pay now, after the
benevolent and generous raise, is at the
rat of $1.23 per day, figuring twelve
months to the year. Perhaps Miss
O'Reilly may visit South Omaha, and if
so, she will have an opportunity to make
somo revelations as regards wages In
"high and low places. I might add that
the school teachers, firemen and police
men in Omaha can retire on half pay
ntter a certain number of year.
JErtRY HOWARD.
It Mr Norris accepts a cabinet position
a democratic legislature will be relieved
of the duty of electing a senator who is
either a republican or a progressive or
perhaps both. The appropriation of Mr.
Norris by the Wilson administration
would be a paying enterprise from the
point of view of the Nebraska democrats.
Chicago Record-Herald: Have you
even paused to reflect that a great many
cltlsens who don't know schedule IC fiom
a canal on Mars can tell you without a
moment's reflection exactly how much
the batting average of the Highlanders
will be raised by the acqulsltlbn of Mr.
Chance?
GROWING UP.
Ctevotand Plain Dealer.
When May and I were nine nnd ten.
e shuie our every Krief and Joy
riayert, quarreled, mnde It up again,
As If she, too. had been a boy.
But when we reached fourteen or so,
I seldom let her Join my plav.
"You're nothing but a girl, you know,"
WJth frank contempt, I used to say.
Te year went by. At seventeen.
The girl was older far than I
Sho laughed nt mfc with scorn serene,
For I was Just a kiddie shy.
But. when we came' to twenty-three,
I moro than settled nil Hrrears
She then had duo respect for me.
And quite Ignored our cnual years.
And Time, the obdurate to men.
Can spare his scyth, It seems, nt will;
My little son Is almost ten,
Whllo May Is three and twenty, still.
SMILING REMARKS.
"That primoter did the liberal thing. )
must uj."
"What did ho do?"
"Instead of skipping oul. with our toll,
ho failed for 10 cents on the dollar. First
time 1 ever got any money back." Pitts
burgh 1'ost.
"Father." said the small boy. "whht 1i
,l patriot?"
"There nre many kinds, my son. Very
frequently a patriot Is a man who knows
the office Is seeking him and feats 't
may not be able to find him unless lt '
keeps shouting. Washington Star.
Laying asldo his paper, Beanbrough
claimed:
"Men have been wearing troit-vs f'
a hundred years."
"yes," snapped Mrs. Bombrough. "nut!
most of them expect their poor wives in
wear their dresses for thp same length
of time." Cleveland Tlaln Dealer.
"Doctor," said tho despondent youlii
pointing to his chest, "my trouble t
,lt,rc-"
"Angina pectoris, perhaps."
"You got her first name, doctor," u
sponded the gloomy caller; "It's Angelina
all right, but her other name Is Hlgglnx.'
Chicago Tribune.
Bill I see a St. Louts man made Jrtl.o.
as a ragpicker.
Jill As a ragpicker, did you say?
"Yes, aa a ragpicker."
"What Is ho-a music publisher? '
Yonkers Stntcsman.
"Oh, yes: Jack adores me; I've knciwt.
It for weeks."
"Then, what's bothering your
"What's bothering me? Why, I've so'
to wait for him to find It out " Bnstnn
Transcript. ,
The chief probation officer of Mil
waukee pumps a little more foam Into
the fame of the Cream City by promul
gating eight rules "for domestic happi
ness, as follows:
Love, honor and obey your husband.
Oct breakfast for your husband and
see that he Is properly clothed before
he goes to work.
Be prompt with meals and expect him
to' be prompt.
Keep your home, your children and
yourself neat and clean.
Dovyt tell him all your petty house
hold troubles; met him at the door with
a kiss and a. smile.
Don't cpntlnuully scold, him for pasi
missteps. Cultivate the. habit for for
getting ulsagrecable things.
Apuroach the mother-in-law question
caretuly It's dangerous. Keep on good
terms with both mothers-in-law, but
don't tell your troubles to either. Never
how your own mother to reproach your
Husband. 1
A wife should allow her husband to
get his own breakfast as often as he
allows her to attend to. the furnace.
Editorial Siftings
Detroit Free Press: If William Rocke
feller Is speechless now, what has he
been all along?
' Baltimore American: President Taft
will order out the cavalry to protect tho
suffragists when they parade tn Wash
ington. Some day, perhaps, the suffra
gists Will turn out to protect our soldiers
on the march who knows?
Baltimore American: If It Is true that
a mascot goat committed lesa majeste
by butting an admlrul there Is consola
tion In the thought that It Is the onlv
living thing that would dare commit tu
grave an offense against the uniform
Indianapolis News: That silent treat
ment which the doctor recommends fo'
William Rockefeller would likewise be
beneficial tn a number of obtrepero.is
statesmen as well as to the people thy
regard as their potential constituents.
New York Tribune: The suggestion
that Gcorgo W. Norris, senator-elect
irom Nebraska, be Invited to enter the
Wilson cabinet mav l-ok like a piece
of generosity. But the iail remains that
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