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Sliall sho wear a $10 hat and pay fop It
when she can, or gt n J2 hat and pay
for It when sho sots It? That's the burn
Ins question of tho day, according to
the latest advices from tho woman's de
partment of tho
Woman's Amazing
magazine.
Tou can set the
?10 ono and put off
paying the man for
'mending the yew
Ins machine, or let
the Httlo dress
makor who did over
your whito party
dross wait another
week.
To bo sure, sho
may need tho
money landladies
nro so pressing this
tlnio of the year
and butter Is m very high. Why just
enough for two extra rolls with the break
fast coffee would really stagger you if
you Mopped to think about It, tho little
dressmaker says but, what's that?
fche's used to waiting.
Or you might tell tho cashier where
you work that you're got to have the
$10 to help bury your grandmother he's
a mini and he'll never know what you
raid for the hat, and he'll never dun you
for the money, either.
Of you' might tell the nice old gentle
man, who lunches where you do every
day, about It; he's such a kind old man,
ik'h, they say, and just lunches In the
cheap places to see the working girls. Ho
takes such a fatherly Interest In them.
The other day he told Kitty Donnelly
hn needn't wait til pay day for the now
sdiocs that sho needed. Kitty told her
mother, and her mother Is such a gump
that she wouldn't let Kitty take the shoes
from the old gentleman.
Or how about that money that mother
I saving for little brother's graduating
suit? lie doesn't need that suit for a
while yet, and you'll have the ten by that
time surely, and mother will listen If you
beg real hard.
What, you can't get a decent hat for
that after all' Twenty Is tho least that
they will take, and nothing on it but a
bow of ribbon. And the coat that goefc
with It, not a thing that you'd look at
under forty. Well, what a fix you are In.
little girl, to be sure.
I'll tell you; there's an Imitation velvet
down at the llttlo shop around the corner.
Some one has worn it before, but what's
that when you really must look like some
thing at the ribbon girls' party? You can
set a ball dress there, too a bit rumpled,
lot quite clean, but men never notice that,
as long as the men like your looks, and
what do you care what the girls think?
That's the place for you. llttlo girl, the
second-hand shop, arid the borrowed
money, and the hat and the coat and the
ar velvet dress and the almost plume
that's for you.
Oh! the kind old gentleman at the res
taurant understands about that. He
if-
The Manicure Lady
t
"George," said the Manicure Lady to
the Head Barber, "did you ever catch
one of them horned pouts? What kind
of a animal are thoy, anyhow?"
"They ain't a animal." said the Head
IJarber. "It Is a fish."
"There you go murdtrlng the English
language again," bald the Manicure
Lad . " They ain't a animal, it Is a
fish.' Thut's fine talk for a grown-up
man, ain't It'"
"I tahl 'It is a fish' and I mean It,"
declared the Head Barber, stolidly.
"What did jou start this conversation
for. anjhow? If you want to get nasty
about murdering the. KngllBh. I could
get inast right back at you ail tell you
how you send all them verbs and nouns
to the guillotine. If you want to gab
nie this morning, be civil, klddo, be
civil."
"I didn't mean nothing, George," said
the Manicure Lady. "Only I do like to
hear our beautiful larcuaee smike an It
ought for to be. What I started out for
to say was that 1 itat n letter from Vl-
fred this morning. The poor boy felt
that broke down frj.n looking for a Jod
all these months that lie persuaded the
old gent to stake him to a trip up In the
country. He s up t litre now, and this
letter I got from him told about him
catching u lot of horned pouts. He said
they caught them at night with a lan
tern light to gel .hem around, like old
MiJdlors gathering around a camp fire.
Muybe it must be some kind of a fish.
as you said, Georgv
Wilfred had to put some of bis poetr 1
ll.to the letter, of rourse He wouMn t i
be my brotl er If he d In t sp-j it f. ne o'
tlietn r!r nei
He lal'il th s o- IL :
to a. Horned 1'out.
and this la how It
BLACK.
knows Just what you want and how to i
get it for you. ' I
It would almost bo a good thing not to
havo a mother sometimes when you see
what a mother van do with her old
fashioned notions, wouldn't ItV And
Kitty, such a pretty girl. too. with such
a laugh "It makes you laugh yourself
Just to bonr It." tho old gentleman said.
Well, yes, he has rather n hateful smile,
something creepy about It, home of the
girls think: but just think, ho has an
automobile' Some of the girls have seen
him In It. Yes, there was a woman In It.
There always Is.
Once in a while there Is an elderly
woman with white hair and such sad,
sad eyes, but usually It is some young
girl, not so very rich looking at that.
Where does he find them all, and Isn't
it nlco of him to tako them out with him
to dinner, too? they say.
But about that bat; you might go with
out underwear underwear Is out any
this year: you can't wear a thing under
these new frocks, and even a skirt has
got to go.
What! a good $2 lint, paid for with !
money honestly earned? A warm coat
and a pair of stout, shoes, nothing much
to look at but pretty 'comfy, for nil that;
something pretty for little sister from
the big shop It only costs 25 cents but
how pretty it will make lier soft hair
look when you tie it In for her, npd
what a smile will light your mother's
face when she sees you smiling, too. "ft"
A little package of really good tea for
nor; sue isn't so Wei: thlH full as she j
3i
mignt be, and the long summer seems
nave toiu on her strength. Dear moth
what a sweet thing slie Is. not perfect bv
any means. She has a temper of her own
and she'll show It too. on occasions, but 1
how she loves you and how proud shi. .
Is of everything that you do and say! i
Haven't you overheard her bragging '
softly about you tn the neighbor? Well, i
listen some day, and ;t will do jou good ,
to hear. And what a funny little thing i
sister Is, to bo sure. Smart ns they make j
them and pretty too-somethlng sweet
about her when she smiles.
The old man at the restaurant neer'
saw her, did he? You don't want him
to, either you don't know whv, but some- '
how There! you don't even think about It.
Little sister has vou to set her an ex-
ample; she thinks nil you do is perfect. !
Then, go home In the cheap hat, home In
tho sturdy hoes, home In the old warm j
coat, home to love and simple comfort t
to faith and trust and confidence, never !
to be shaken while you live home to
stand between the ugly thing- In life I
and those who depend on you-home to
the battered old lamp and the shabby
chairs, home to the dear, quiet room,
with the faces you love In the lamplight, i
home to mother and lltlo sister Trudge i
along, little girl, my heart stops with 1
jou every step. 1
I'm glad you let the JIO (fir! buy the 10 !
hat with hrr 10 borrowed im.ney and
her hardening heart and her coarsening :
nature. Here's my love to you and a. '.
bright hearth ard a cheery hotn- for you i
to the end of your sweet days. ' I
went If you want to take
way Mister Brodle did.
chance (he
T I . . 1 .. l ,
-i-lT. ' u 1X31,1 ,,lat 1 cght last
nleht
When the
brlirht
silvery
moon was shining
a'"1C 'J9W .nort li,y existence was
Whv -M?" to.t,,lnlc 1 tho cause.
Why should u strong man go about
Catching and killing you. horned pout?
vm, f.rfU .y.0lir ,rlenJs tt'iJ family dear
You lie cold In death In a pantry here.
Dreaming dreams that no mortal can
And waiting to be swullowed by mo.
This fact by me shall not be forgotten,
Little horned pout. I treated you rotten."
"If he felt that tender towardd the flbh
why didn't he go hunting Instead?" asked
the Head Barber.
"They wouldn't let him go hunting up
there where he Is. George." replied the
Manicure Lady, "lie was up there last
year with a old gent named lien Spear,
and two or them went out with two rabbit
dogs, looking for rabbits. Before the sun
naJ 8e' t,le' cie back. Without the dogs.
w"f"ed had allot ono of the dog for a
rnubl, and Mister Spear had shot the
olhfr on ,l10 wa' ,,on,e- was aim-
Ing at a bluejay and shot low.'
"They oughtn't to let a greenhorn
handle a gun," said the Head Barber.
"So," agreod the Manloure Lady, "or
a razor, either."
Ilefleptluua of
lliK'tielor.
A man has to work pretty hard to get
money and vry hard to keep It.
A widow can forget a great deal moiu
than she ever knew
Girls Rtti(l one anoint-i
and then they
nave leartx-u men
A woin .n ran t mil the bub Ms
bright wa tf e'llr.r
' ' ' ' ' 1 . " "
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Health and
of Thought,
liy 1IA1;AKKT JllllllAltl) AVKH.
T-.mo was when tho boauteou actress
giving an Interview to tho faithful scrib
bler assumed one -of her most photo
graphed attitudes and tbo.i announced
languidly Hint sho nlway had her teeth
filled with diamonds, washed her hair In
champagne nnd hr fare In rich ervam
'took rand and milk baths, etr., and con
tinued as long as the imagination of her
presn agent!) and her own memory served
I'er.
fortunately these times have changed,
and when I culled on Mis Hessio Wnm
at tho Hroidwn) theater 1 Wiis thankf.n
that only vague memurles of former Inter
levv hauntwi the diesi.lng room and
that l was face to face with a i harming
example of the new kind of stiigo beaut)
who Is as sensible and pruetloal hi her
methods of rreerv:pC her health irul
good looks as the old-time beauty wut
absurd In i.er wa. at least in such
methods as rile deigned to make public
Surrounded by all the pretty frocks she
neara In "The Sun Dodgers." with the
plttterlng heari-drefses and hats on her
dressing table, and the yards of diamonds
that make up the train of that beautiful
black-and-white frock, forming a back
ground to her dark and winsome beauty,
rennlhlo Mias Wynn went bark to the first
princlrU of health, the power of mind
over matter.
"I think everjoody areepts the fact that
our lives are largely the result of our
thought, and that health nnd Iwautv uie
the expreion -t hea'thfu! and bMutifu
thought b' t thl ei'f.t HJl.lilr 1y tl If
I f'", P'or'e re w! ,n tn i.i,. ir trivibl.'
I o i on''ol a i d ibrc- t t m vi A i c .
f c t ( a ii'.i i
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V
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The Nerve ff Some People is Moumeiital
Copyright. 1911.
THE YOUNG WOMMN Wt
rONGULTINO TH &CLPHIC
Pi Crt&L t4ne n coll. tpodv
FORTWO ycflRS IS &H
ENTITLCD TO Tie TOO! YS'
OiNswe-Reo the ORncm fnd
IF SHE1 DOEGtlT GET THE TIE
&He SHOULD Give tHF
G-cezer? who courted hcr
n C-OUPLC OP CUFFS "weLt
Sflv," taniM n&hrc-3THE
Vouna mpiN. " i've Got one
MORE FOtWOU riMD THEN M
crone '&rtooT, "spiid me oru&
ELL,lF NI(TAR FFilLZj
WILL PI LCMON RoP
I'LL GO SEE IT
q IT out o
CIDERS HAVE CLASS
MY WAY
BREAK THC WORLDS
AS THOUGH
ft
THEY WERE qUASa
OLD BORE
a,
'inW OFTr-
Beauty the Expression
Says Miss Bessie Wynn
in (II H N
III'JIMIVV iV
National News Ass'n.
I TMMpL- THAtD rHAT"
V OU WEtTOED A BB7MT
1 AMD TV AT I
NOT V0-
AMID THE WILD i.ftOlrS OF 6D
tvc the xirvo; his mojcctv
ftND 7Ht QUBL'M r"fl636D
DOWN THE LINC LenDiMO THE
BIO &HOW VNHrrM eucDEN(.y
ai(s ENfttisHNflN Turning
TO Hl nNEPlCN CBiffND
PPED, SIV OLD CHFIP,
would you Be xriNoiTNOciort
to AN&vveP Me QuecTios
AND I WILL. BE OerntiTLV
ORiqT5 fUL TO VOO, DONT YOU
KWOW IT IS TH6 'IF?
ship sinks wILL ,T 6en-6Hypefl
DROP THAT OYSTER ft HZ)
LfclBVg THEVV H A RF ,'
M THE BOOB
THAT POT THE
VNR.CCK IN TUB
He hae b.ard a great deal about
thinking iieoutv. ..i putting one's
thoughts on inn ri-rinfto subject; but
how many people can do It? Every
body realizes the powr of thought and
probably tuch person has had aon'ic ex
perience In a sinai; way of the power of
ine mind when It Is directed and concen
trated on one siibjrtf by the force of
the will.
"Hut how manv people eun focus thel
niinds on any subject for even a mlnutu
at a time?
"How miin people run really lonctm
Irate on uu thing " Very few, I urn sure.
".Vow, II fit... i...il wants to make
anv radical .lianti-s -n lino's way of
thinking, this com entratlon Is absolutely
necessary, and It au only U accom
plished by u regular mental drill by tak
ing hold of the thoughts which vou want
to expres and dwelling on them system
atically und reguluily. Just ns you would
i xeulBB yoiir body ii vou were tuklug a
coutse of physical ulture.
"There are tw things which ale ubso
lutely destructive both to health and to
beauty, and which to mj mind oie the
tuijso of pen-lie's arowing old and ugly.
These two things ure worry und fear.
Women grow old from worry ami fron
onstunt anxiety and fear. Two-thlrdn of
the time they worry about things that
don't happen and are afraid of uccldents
or misfortunes which never materialize.
But while they uie worrlng and fearing
Ihuse things the are using up thought,
energy and health They aro creating for
thi tnsehes faces .uiil bodies which reflect
lli- m.h , ' ui ,. m r.ur
Wci iii pnrt'f il.irr kc into the habit
of wtrrln it i a thought habit whlth
' ' i .'. i id tt I j e
I O t v' iOi s in , ft srv Woin u'd
NIwmy.GOokINO I I
i I DOrTCHA AWnl
kunw iraiD i r- II
raspwD Gnuo v record, n
Drawn for
THO I CUT
Af40 mio TO
1 CALL. UP UATHP--
LvAKE VOU
I
Ambassador Bryce
Selected lly KOWIN MAKK1IAM.
A book of largo Interest nnd Import Is
"South America, Observations and Im
pressions." by tho Hon. James Bryco,
famous author of "The American Com
monwealth." A fragment from the final
chapter gives an Inkling of Mr. Bryce's
treatment:
"The traveler In South America who
confine, himself, ns many do, to the
larger cities, finds them vo like tlnise of
Kuropo and North America In their pos
session of tho appliances of modern civ
Miration, in their elei'trlc street cars and
handsome parks. In their ably written
press, in the volume of business they
transact I might add In tho aspect of
the legislatures and In the administra
tion of their government that he Ir apt
to fancy a like rencmhlanco In the coun
tries as a whole.
"Hut the smull towns and rural dis
tricts are Tery far behind, though least
mi In Chile and Argentina-
"If ono regards tluxo various nations
as a whole, one Is struck by the want of
such nn 'atmosphere of Ideas,' If the
plirnse be permissible, as that which men
breathe In western lCuiopn and III North
America. Kducated men are few, thero
Is llttlo Kllr of thought, little play of
cultivated Intelligence upon the problems
of modern society. Most of theiio coun
tries seem to Ho far nwuy frorti thu
The Impatience of Love
lly HKATIUCK KAIItKAX.
A )ouug man who signs himself Kddlj exaggerates his condition. However
writes that he Veil in love with a girl of there Is proof In history and fiction, In
a station a little lower than Ills own, and
that because, of the Interference of his
sisters n nunrrel followed, and now the
girl he lovet to "such instruction tho un
certainly Is driving him mad" lefuscs to
speak to him.
One of the tragedies or love! Nothing
Is mnie serious at the tlnio than n lovers'
iiuurrel, und there Is lit tin In lire that
leaves a deeper pang for future memory,
"There Is no sweetness In lovers' quar
tets that compensates the sting."
"What shall I do?" writes Kddle. "I
nm awaiting your answer us a starved
mini waits for food."
Vou who have passed that period of
life which might bo defined ns the "happy
time of deluHou" will elulm thul Kddle
fear havo never dolio the slightest bit of
good. On the contrary, they decrease the
mental und physical capacity which one
needs for drilling with tilals when they
do come.
"Women get Into tho habit of worrying
about every llttlo thing, and they wonder
why they grow old, why their fares are
lined and seamed with the cares which
they hrfve imllclpatod long before they
bad to bear them and which they conse
quently havo borne twice.
"No woman can May young and pretty
and attinctlve while she Indulge In the
devastating' hubltH of worry und fear.
But these had habits can onl: he over
come by patient, haid-worklng mental
drill.
"1 ImVe often wondhted how people who
believe In the Infinite power of God und
of good could reconcile themselves to tho
state of constant petty worry In which
they allow themselves to live.
"Tho woman who Is worrying over an
endloss succession of small Irtftitlnns
which Is what most women's worrying
consists of. is simply scattering all her
force and he Is creation for herself the
thought li-bl(s whtcli arc dostrurtlva to
youth and happiness.
"Happiness Is the greatest foctor In re.
tabling youth and beauty. And happi
ness is an attitude of mind, for wo find
It among the poor us much ns among tho
rich, showing that It Is not a question
of material wealth or material power
"Many women nre occupied with
worries, so f en i fill what the morrow will
bring forth, that they haven't time to be
happy. You see such unfortunate eople
everywhere about you, and one wonders
why such people cannot get lu tune wi'i
themselves, and oreate the beautiful
spiritual harmony which thej wero in
tended to give out.
"I'leuse don't bet me down as saying
that It Is uu easy thing to demonstrate
the power of the mind over matter. It
hasn't been easy for me, and I still have
In drill myself dally In overcoming de
structive and harmful thoughts and sub
stituting constructive, helpful und happy
ones. I have been aided by different
teaoliers of mental science and by the
t'lrcie of I'nlty. but I know that I am on
the rfht oath ' concluded Miss Wynn.
ml he- hapn smile l.rr nulet reposeful
manner would have assured one of that
e' e i If she were not a brig it and sue- '
icfsful light n the theotrl nl firmament
The Bee bv Tad
HtKA OFF
UP
on South America
.JJ
stream of Intellectual life, bearing only
Its distant murpiur.
The piesenco of a
great Inert maw
of Ignorance In the
native population
partly accounts for this, nnd one must re
member the difficulty of providing
schools and tho thinness or a population
scattered through desert of forest cov
cred regions. These disadvantages may
In years to come bo lessened.
"In the more progressive states condl
tlona are changing ns fast as anywhere
elese In this changeful age. No countries
have more possibilities of change than
those of South Amvicn. European Im
migrants are streaming Into tho southern
countries. Tho white race Is commingling
with the nborlglnnl Indians In the west
nnd with the negToes In tho cast
Scientific discovery Is bringing Its latest
appliance Into contact with countries
ntlll undeveloped and with peoples long
left behind In the march of progress,
"South America, which bus hitherto,
except at rare lntervnJs, stood outside,
has now begun to affect the commercial
and financial movement 'of the world.
Phn may before long begin to affect Its
movements In other ways also, nnd, how
over llttlo we can predict tho part that
Us people will play. It' must henceforth
be one of growing significance for th
old world ns well as for tho new "
poetry nnd prose, that ho doesn't cxaq-
gerato his reelings otns Jot. A starving
man docsn'"t wait for food in greater
ugony of npprchenslon and distress.
This Is tho difference; A starving mur
will njnkn every effort to get food, A
man In lovo. stupid blunderer that ho "s.
will sit back nnd lament. And mare
times than aio told some other mun run
uwuy with tho girl he loves because ot
Ills' Inckdnlslcul attitude.
My advice to JCddlo is that ho forgn
there Is biic!i a thing as n difference In
Stations In life, It Is u foolish distinction
recognised only by the narrow-minded. If
the girl lives him and ho loves her, und
they ure both honest und alncere In the'r
love, the recognition of such u bar to
their liapplnoi denotes n petty mind.
Oo to her with your heart In your hand.
If she rejects your offering go again and
ngnln. Vou write that the girl bus told
you sho loves you, Keep that consoling
little confession before your eyes If sho
rofuses you twice seven times.
Itcfusals may bo humiliating, but the
humiliation Is good for you. Kvery man
Is made a better ninn If the woman whn
loves him administers an occasional treat
ment.
I'erhops you have shown her yoil
tlibught your stutloti In life nbove hers.
If that Is the cuse I hope sho will ro
fuuo you often enough to convince you
that she la on a plane so much higher
than you It will tuke humbleness nnd de
votion on your part all your life to makn
her forget it.
Waste no more time In mournful letteis.
Take nctlon. and take It promptly.
f
.(
REV. COLLYER'S ANVIL II
It appeals that the anvil in the black
smith shop of the futher of Itev. Dr. Bob
ert Collyer. beside which the son learned
ills trade, Is carefully preserved by the
society of Unity church In Chicago, of
U'll1t, 4I.A l.lnAl,k...lll.
....... ... uiiu nouum preacuer was pas
tor for twenty years from 1KB before
going to tho Church of tho Messiah In
New Vork city. How that relic was ob
tained Is thus related:
A parishioner, traveling nbroad, hap
pened to visit the blrthplaco of Collyer
Ju Yorkshire, and stumbled acioss the old
smithy, almost hidden among the newer
houi.es of the growing town. The visitor
Inspected with some Interest an old anvil
standing In one rorner of the shop.
"How long has that anvil been here"'
he asked of the proprietor.
"Why." said tho blacksmith, "It must
have been here nlgli thirty or forty
years,."
"Well, I will give you twice aa much
for t as will buy you a new one."
"Certainly," replied tho puziled smith,
"but I would llko to know what you want
with this anvil."
"I will tell you. There was formerly
an apprentice In this shop who used to
work on It- That boy bus now become n
prominent man. Thousands love an)
honor lllm as a friend and tear her and
I vrlah to carry this anvil with me a
America ue n memorial of the humble be-
ginning of his life New York 8'