TTIK OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: mSCliMBKR 15, 101! -D Us Byys Shrimp Flynn Has a Narrow Escape Drawn for the Bee by Tom McNamara Registered fluted States Patent Office. IMiM MbilMpTZof trie Rtajr AM GLAB I 6AV1E UP TRW TO I'D LAKE TO PICK UP THAT APPLE. 1 GOSH BUf IT'S A SHANE TO I WASTE LllJ I WONDER. WHERE I IT CO MED FROM? TlMMIMV filMfT iKl 60IW' TO EXTRA! Pol? P'NDSAMtA CLAU.V TOY FACTORY IT 5UM5JJQD"i rjulr' ME TO Gel Al IHC bKUV-CKi .ur-. 11 , I BRJNC BACK THE ilgrmgi SHRIMP FWNM i AND .LAM I I 1 S I --awawawawawatawh. rtTE IB f7 A I IT" A III A LIX TA t T I JnT-TW-JJEn -t- II & C im&m MMCLAUc, EOER DO IT SAWTA KiSl I CWES UP IDtA WHO 00 ftUMPlN 3 ' I J . 'JT T C ivuil ) I 6E I MASSED ) AVWWW. I FORGOT A80DT ' j SURE THAJ'S HB " "P" j 'M' j IIEAIj estate 'pakm a ranch i, amis fon sai.i3 Arknnuia. 430 a., rich dark loam land; ISO cult: bal. timbered; level; no rocks; 1 m ry. S12 a., w down. Robt. Sessions. Wlnthrop, Ark.. Dept. B 1 Kice Farms pay better than wheat or com. We have i3,000 acnes for sale or exchange In the .famous Stuttgart, Arkansas, rico Held. Write for particulars. Snyder-Kennedy. 4X Commerce Bid?., Kansas City, Mo. I California, I CALIFORNIA fruit land. Five-acre tracts, $2C0, on two years' time. Ideal climate, rich soil, fine orchards nearby. Bend for particulars. John Dubuls, Ban la Cruz, Cai. Cnnadn. GOOD WINNIPEG INVESTMENT. Winnipeg needs garden produce. Write Ms for facts; we have some choloo acre aire within few miles of center of Win nipeg; splendid soli suitable for market jfrardens: If purchaser desires we will sub divide and sell as market garden acre age on profit sharing basis. Wo have the organization. There Is big profit in this either to subdivide or hold. Address St. Paul office at once. Oodart I-and Co., Pioneer Bldg., St. Paul, Minn. Florldn. IF we would give you a 40-acro farm free along our line of railroad, would you be willing to tell your friends about our land opening? For particulars ad dress Mr. J. B. Clark, Land Com ml s loner, Llvo Oak, Perry & Gulf Railroad Company, Box 425, Live Oak, Florida. Idaho. IF TOU want the best bargain, in the northwest. In a good, desirable farm, and want to deal with the owner, write today to J. C. Rooney, Stltes, Idaho. loTTU, DO TOU DO ANT BUSINESS IN. IOWA? The Des Moines Capital Is Iowa's most widely circulated and most . influential newspaper. Its dally circulation exceeds 43,000 copies. The classified advertising rate Is 1 cent a word or r cents a lint. Tou can sell your farm In Iowa or you can buy land In Iowa by the uso of the Des Moines Capital. Thr rate by the month In 11. 'JO a line, Address the Des Moines Capital, Den Moines, la. SIX MILKS OF CITY. 160-aore farm, good upland, with fair buildings, fine orchard of Kevural acres; this Is a real bargain at $Hrt per acre, M'GEB It BAL ESTATE CO., 10S Pearl St., Council Bluffs. MianlBiallipl, SEVENTY acres richest soil, adapted fur any truck growing; quarter mile from depot, Lyman, Miss. A bargain. W. W. Uyrno. Holt, Fla. Mlsnonrl. FINEST l,S00-acro ranch In Missouri, 1,'JOO acres smooth pialrlp, balance rolling: 300 acres timber; 1,000 Improvements; 7 miles to R. R.; $35 acre. Missouri Land Co., Humansvllle. Mo. AVIiritskn. 40-BUSHEL WHEAT LAND, $ to $3J PER ACRE. We havo for sale over 0,000 acres of Cheyenne county, Ncbiaska's choicest farm land, where the crop yields for 12 years, including 1910 and 1311, average with thf best In the utatc. Alfalfa also a leading crop. Better soil, wter and climate cannot bo found, write for full Information. Agents wanted everywhere. FUNDINQSLAXD INVESTMENT CO., Sidney, Nl:n. S00 ACRES 100 in hay and 400 In pas ture; four miles northwest of Stuart, Neb. A bargain If sold at once. Parties are too far away to look after the same. Address Wlllard John. Muskogee, Okl. AUCTION SALE AT MARSLAND, NEBItASICA. Mo Town Lots: DO ono-acre Tracts; 3 forty aero tracta; one 80-acre tract; one 100-acro tract and one 240-acre tract. 1 am going to sell to the highest bidder (n terms of one-tenth cash, the above described lote, acre tract and acreage on Saturday, December 21st, 1912. You ,had bettor arrive in Marsland, which Is on tlio Burlington, 20 miles south of Craw ford, on Friday, thu 20th, If possible. I will havo n. representative there at the hotel with a oar ready to show you the different pieces of land I am to sell at auction. The 40-acro tracts Joins1 the t.iwnslte on the west the one acre tracts join the townslte on the east, the w-acro tract joins the townslto on tho riorth roet; while the 160 and the 2W acre tracts lay Zla miles east of Mat-eland. Just ask for the man representing me there at the lintfcl In Mursland when you arrive and till him you want to see the land that Is to be hold. It costs you nothing and he wilt be glad to show it to you. Marsland 1- a flno little city and has every advan tage In the way of railroad faclltles, good schools, churches, stores up-to-date, etc. Come early if you can. but come any way. A RAH L. HUNGERFORD and EBEN W. WARNER, Owners. P. G. COOPER and H. P. COURSEY, Auctioneers. Best Bargain of Which I Know IW-atre farm, within 3 miles of good town of a few thousand Inhabitants, In the fertile Platte valley, central part of state. This farm lies nice and would all make good alfalfa lands, 30 acres now in alfalfa, balance good native hay land and 80 acres under cultivation: hi sec- ex ceptional good for Irrigation, but practic ally all can be irrigated. Private ditch and Plenty of water froe If you wish to do Intensive farming, although you need not irrigate If you do not wish; black, sandy loam k1L Improvement are C-room house, cor rals, barn (8 head), windmill and pump, nice shade trees. A good place for a home. 1'rlcH only S27.&0 per acre (including uater), J12.100 cash or H cash. bal. S ears. The bet I know of for the money, U you want It, speak up. OR1N S. MERRILL CO.. 1213-1214 City Nafl Bank Bldg. HEAD THIS 100 acres 10 miles of Ho. Omaha as fine a lying quarter as can be found; 7-room house, barn. 10 horses, hayloft, double crib, windmill tank, orchard. Don't miss tills, price J1J0 per acre. Terms. GRAHAM-PETERS REALTY CO., O Omaha National Bank, Omaha, Neb. UKAti ESTATE FAIIM & HANC1I liXNDH FOIl SA1.H A'pbcnakn. All Goes to Highest Bidder at Marsland, Nob., Doc. 81st. Three forty-acre tracts, one nighty acre tract, all joining the townsltc: one 160-acre tract, one 240-acre tract, both 3H miles east of Marsland! 100 town lots In Marsland: sixty 1-acre tracts Joining 1 Marsland on the cast. These lots and acreage tracts will be auctioned oil to the highest bidder on Saturday, Doc. 21, regardless of the price they bring. Terms on the lots will be one-tenth cash, and one-tenth a month thereafter until pur chase price Is paid. A few lots will make you big money. The 1-acre tracts will be sold on ,the same terms, while the 40, SO, 100, end 240-acre tracts will be sold on terms of one-tenth cash and one tenth every six months. Here Is the chance you Jiave been looking for to buv a nice, close-to-town farm on such easy payments that you will be able to handle and not notice the , expcrldlture. Auto mobiles will be in waiting at the hotel In Marsland on Friday, Dec. 20, and In the morning Saturday, December 21, the day of the auction, to show you the land free of any charge, so that you will know exactly what you are bidding on. Either of these placon will make you a fine little farm and they ore going cheap. He" sure to ltave home In time to get to Marsland Friday1 If you con, but Saturday- morning will do If you can't. If you "come over the C. & N. Y. vie. Crawford, you can go on down to Marsland on the special that will leave about 9 o'clock. If you come over the Burlington, stop off at Marsland, 30 miles south or Crawford. A RAH L. HUNGERFORD, EBEN D. WARNER, Owners. COL. P. G. cooper: COL. H. P. OOURSEY, Auctioneer. BIG AUCTION. MARFSLAND, DEC. 21. Bu yourBolf a home farm at the big auction at Marsland, Dawes county, Ne braska, Saturday, December 21st. Six forms, ranging from 40 acres up to 240 acres each, and ranging from right Join ing the town to as far as S'4 miles out, are to b sold to the highest bidder on terms of one-tenth cash and one-tenth every six months. Bring n certified check or draft. Personal checks will' not bo accepted unless .you are known to one of the owners. Marsland is located In the famous valley of the Niobrara on the banks of thu Niobrara river. 20 miles south of Crawford, and on the south edge of Dawes county, and the north edge of Box Butte countv. Here Is YUR CHANCE. Free automobiles will be In Marsland the 20th, nnd Saturday morning, the 21st, to show you the land to be sold. On these terrrts you can af ford to buy. The highest bidder gets the land. Two hundred vlown lots and sixty 1-acre tracts will alio be sold to the highest bidder. A RAH L. HUNGERFORD, EBTN D. WARNER, COL. P. G. COOPER. WnerS- COL. H. P. COimSEY, Auotloneirs, THREE 40-acre tracts, one 80-A., one 160-A.. one 240-A. tracts. 200 town lots, sixty 1-A. tracts, will all be sold to the highest blddor at Marsland, Dawes county, Neb., beginning at 10 o'clock a. m. Saturday, Dec 21st Come THIS is your ohanco. Only one-tenth down. Free automobiles nt the hotel to show land. All goes to the-highest bidder. COME to Marsland, Dawes county. Neb., and attend the , aucjion of town lots and acreage tracts Saturday. Dec. 21St. It all goes to. the hftthpst hM.Ir Still Remainin cr SO ACRES UPLAND .farm: no Im provements; choice location In neighbor hood of good homes. The lay f the land Is from fair to excellent; some native hay land. Owned by nonresident, 3,000 miles dlvtant. The price Is $80 per acre (half cash March 1) and it Is worth the money. 160-ACRE VALLEY, farm: good; Sarpy county;. Improved with almost new 6 room house, besides bathroom; barn for 8 r head, with haymow for 20 tons; hoe house 16x32; double corncrlb and granary 2x32; . henhouse, mllkhouse, windmill; 20 acres hog-tight fence; all buildings new; farm ail level and on good through road; good soil; C acres alfalfa. Price JlOo per aero; half cash March 1. Possession. 80 ACRES UPLAND well Improved;' Sarpy county farm; gently rolling; best of soil; choice location; extra good goods for the money. Price $125 per acre Fair terms. ALSO ' SOME 20 AND 40 ACRES, BON-TON. and another excellent quarter or two on which posresslon can be given and easy terms and also an extra bargain where pTlce Is SO LOW that I am too modest to quote. Ever' one of the above still remaining farms are extra good goods for the money, A few hundred dollars will tie up any one of them until March 1. Come prepared to buy and do not delay. All within twenty mjles of South Omaha market. No trades. ORIN S. MERRILL COMPANY, 1213-1214 City No. Bank BIdg. Sarpy County Farm I will sell at a sacrifice my farm of 496 acres, Vk miles from Gretna, The land Is all level, in a fine state of cultivation, well improved, a very .rich soli, near the Elkhorn river. One of the best farms close to Omaha. Will make easy terms or wilt take city property in trade. H. A. WOLF 432 Brandels Bldg. Bhone Douglas S06S. 480 Acres beat farm land In Banner County, Nebraska. 160 In cultivation. Good Improvements; $25 per acre. Terms. Harold Caldwell, South Omaha, Neb. Oklahoma. FOR SALE. 160 a. 1 ml. of small R. R. town, fair Improvements. U of 140 acres wheat Price $60 per acre; will guarantee Investor $500 rent. J. H. FU.S8. MEDFORD OKL. South Dakota. ONE of the best combination farms and stock ranches In the well known Rosebud county of southern South Dakota, two miles from town. Consists of 640 acres and hes stream and plenty of tim ber. Practically all can be cultivated. Heavy dark soil. No sand or gumbo. Worth PO, but owner Is leaving for Callf crnla and will sell at Jtf.fiO per acre. Easy terms. 101S City Nafl. Bank Bldg Tennessee, ALFALFA, corn, cotton land bargain lists. McMath & Johnson. Memphis, Tenn. REAL ESTATE F Alts I A HANCII I.A.MIS 1011 8AI.lt Wjoinln tr. CAREY act and deeded Irrigated lands $40 an aero; S-year payments; unlimited water; faros rofunded puivhaseri; excur sions first and third Tuesdays. Homo seekers' rates. Wyoming Development Co., Wheatland, Wyo. Miscellaneous. CAN you sell the best ranch lands In tho world? If you can, wrtto Russell, 412 Grand Temple, Kansas City, Mo. FARM FOR SALE. 140 acres of finest level land 40 aoros In winter wheat that goes with farm 20 acres of alfalfa. The land that was In wheat this season lias been full Plowed and tho land that was In corn has wheat sowed on stalks. Two acres of orchard. Improvements aro In good shape well painted and fonc8 in first-class condition. Located five miles from city of 4,000 population aim i miles from ilty of X) population. Half mile to school, on It. F. D. and telephone. Must be sold before January 1. Thin Is a fins farm and big bargain at $125 per aero. AVill sell at $W per acre. P. O. BOX 67T, QLENWOOD, IOWA. LIVE STOCK .MARKET OF WEST Ship live stock to South Omaha Suvo mileage and shrinkage. Your consign ments receive prompt nnd careful atten tion. Live Stock Commission Merchants. BYERS BROS. & CO. Strong, rellnble. CLIFTON Com. Co., Zli Exchange Bldg. Bnyder-Mqlone-Coffman Co.. 1&9 Ex. Bldg LAVERTY BROS., 138 Exctialige IUdg. MARTIN BROS. & Co., Exchange Bldg. LEGAL NOTICES. NOTICE is hereby gtven that sealed proposals will be received by tho Board of Directois of the Farmer' Irrigation District at their office in the City of Scottsbluff, Nebraska for the purchase of two million five hundred and fifty thou and dollars ($2,550,000) face value of the six per cent serial bonds of said district until 1:30 o'clock p. m. on the 23d duy of December. Said bonds are Issued under and by virtue of an act of the legislature of the State of Nebraska, approved March Mth, 1S95, Session Laws, 1895, Chapter 70, and all amendments thereto, and pursuant to a vote of a majority of the qualified electors of said district. A proceeding for the Judicial confirmation of sajd bonds Is now pending In the district court for the county of Scotts Bluff, Nebraska. Tho board expressly reserves tho right to re ject any and all bids and will, in no event, sell any of said bonds for less than ninety-five per cent of the face value there of. By order of the Board of Directors. HEYWARD G. LEAVITT. Secretary of Farmers' Irrigation District N30d20t. STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING. Office of Lee-Glass-Andrcesen Hard ware Company, Omaha. Nebraska, Do comber 14th, 1912. Notice Is horoby given to tho stockholders of Leo-Glass-Andrce-son Hardware Company that the annual meeting of the stockholders of the com pany will be held at the offices of said company, corner of Ninth and Harney streets, In tho City of Omaha, In tho Bute of Nebraska, on Tuesday, January 14th, A, D., 1913, at three orclock p. m., for the purpose of olecting a board of directors for tho company to serve during the ensuing year, and to transact such other business as may be presented at such meeting. II. J. LEE, President. Attest: J. CLARKE COIT, Secretary. (SEAL.) D14J14. RAILWAY TIME CARD Ilarllnvton tttatlon Tenth A Mason. Ilurllnatton Depart. 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PRAYERFUL CALL FOR WIVES FItc Thousand Lonely- Bachelors In the 1'hlllpplnr Nnbblnir for Helpmeets. Thero are 5,000 lonely bachelors, all earning between $2,000 and W.000 a year, who want wives and can't get them. They aro young, stalwart, manly fellows of excellent health and as few bad habits us ono can expect. They aro doing good work and havo evory chance of promo tion. The only drawback Is that they are so far away. They happen to be located In the Philippine Islands, where they aro serving Uncle Snm with single-hearted zeal and In single unblessedness. They have appealed to somebody who Is a good matchmaker to taRo up the diffi culty and adjust It. They can't boo why the girls at home should remain without a worthy protector when thoro aro so many Barklses beyond the seas. Ncurly all of thoso would-bo bone dlcts are excellent material out of which to construct an Ideal spouse. Nenrly nil of them aro college bred. They are In telligent and able, for Undo Sam wants no weaklings among his servants In his Island possessions. All of tho 5,000 nro employed In the government service, all of them are ca pablo of furnishing a good homo and each of them Is only too eugcr to sharo his lot with somo nice girl, And tho lot Is not a hard one, desplto the fact that unkind things havo been said about tho Philippines. Manila, tho placo where most oj tho lonesomeness centers, Is by no means an unattractive city nor Is It an unprogresslve ono. Tho Pearl of tho Orient has moved forward sliicn the Spanish war. Thero nro telephones, eleotrio lights, street cars, excellent shops and restau rants, beautiful drives and porkf- and houses fitted with most of tho modern Improvements. Although nt times tho Manila weather Is a hit trying there Is no moro healthful city In the world. It Is tinver cold there and, although most peoplo will not believe It, never distressingly warm. To bo sure there ure weeks when It rains uliiitmt lnceetmntly, but ono soon becomes used to this and offsets It against tho benutlfui weather later on. The , renl estate man has been busy and today It Is poHslbl to rent as pleas ant and homelike a little house as ono could wish. Most of these are of the bungalow typo with large rooms and wide-spreading vornndas. There Is not much of a servant prob loni. for John Chinaman Is willing to take over tho duties of maid, butler nnd general housekeeper all In one for the modest stipend of $23 a month and keep, John Is a pretty good sort of a sorvant after his owi fashion. He l a good cook, minds his own business and never makes a noise. As to the cost of living, It may be said that general household expenses are about tho hamo ns they nro In the United States. Sotnn things aro a bit cheaper and some things much higher, but on the genernt average the domestic bills are not much above thoso at home. The shops nro as a rulo good and to the shrewd purchaser offer reasonable bar gains. To be sure there arc still many things that nro lacking, but they nre not the things of vital Importance. There are few opportunities for theatre-going, al though tho moving pictures havo already reached the east. There Is an abundance of Insect life which Is at times disagree able and there ore things which may seem necessary here that cannot be pur chased. Still, taking the situation from a largo point of view, tho young wlfo need have no fear In beginning hpr housekeeping In the Philippines. Perhaps Unote Hum might arrange an Introduction Boston Herald. Kcoiioni' and Couanlnt Ion, Her discovery, In Its way, was not less than epochal. "It Is so easy to save when you know how!" she oxclulinttl. "Oh, so easy! Do I wish to savn 126. Very well. I go down town and find something I would like that costs $25, and then I -don't buy t coining couia do simpler." nne am no1 ouy nowever, mat tier method Involved a sacrifice. "But If the sacrifice Is too painful.'' she went on to explain. "I so and find a i, Horn a i 20 rm something that iny husband would like al.Upm ail :Maa that costs 35 and don't buy that!" b 4 49 pm b as pu Puck, TOPICS FOR A DAY OF REST Congregational Men Rally at St. Mary's Avenue Church. 'DR. H. A. ATKINSON WILL SPEAK Will Tell of nrnthrrltonil anil Imltar Union Work HfT, T. V. Koof xnnn to Prrnoli In Third Church. The men of tho Congingatlonal churches of the city will rally In tho 8t Mary's Avenue Congregational church Sunday evening at 8 o'clock for a meeting In tho Interest of denominational work as ropro sented by men. Tho guest nnd speaker of the evening will be Dr. H. A. Atkin son, national secretary of the Congrega tional brotherhood, nnd a most active representative of Congregational inter ests. Mr. Atkinson does for Congrcga tlonlllsts the work done by Mr. Stelr.le for Presbyterians, Ho was vailed to the work of tho brotherhood after successful pas torates In Springfied, III. and Atlanta, Ga. Ills Interest In social problems Is keen and Intelligent and his success In repre senting tho denomination In connection with organized labor has been gratifying, Tho meeting on Sunday evening will be open to all. Muslo will lm furnished by the St Mary's Avenue Congregational quartet Rev. Theodore T. Koopman of Milwau kee will preach Sunday morning and evening at tho Third Presbyterian church, Twentieth and Leavenworth htreets. Mr, Koopman is a native of Holland and a former classmnte of Rov. Julius Schwara, the newly appointed church extension secretary of tho Presbytory of Omaha. Paul J. Gilbert, who has been singing at the men's meetings for the Young Men's Christian association during tho week, will sing at Iniinanuel llnptht church tomorrow evening. The pastor, Rev. J. S. Ebfrsole, will deliver a gcnornl tompornnco scrmun on "Wolves That Worry and Benrs That Hlte." Rev. Edward Hlslop, district superin tendent of the Methodist Episcopal church, will preach at the McCabo Methodist Episcopal church, Fortieth and Farnum streets, tomorrow morning nt U o'clock. Ho will also administer tho sacrament. The third of the Hcrlos of special ad vent set vices nt tho First Methodist Episcopal church, Twentieth and Daven port HtreetH, will tnko plncn on Sunday, when tho program will be as follows. MORNING SERVICE, 11 O'CLOCK. Hymn, "Lo Ho comes with Clouds Descending" Novello Advent anthem "Rejoice Greatly, O Daughter of Zlon" Woodward Offertory music (organ). Anthem, "And All the Peoples Saw the thunderlngs and the Light nings" Stainer (With duo for two tenors, sung by Mr. Kelley and Mr. Walter Dale). Sermon, "Christ the Fulflller" Rov. Milton Bryant Williams Hymn, "Christ's IJfe Our Coilo" Harrington Posthitis In n flat Irct Thn Very Rov. James A. Tnncock, dean of Trinity cathedral, will proach tho third sermon In tho series of special ad vent sermons at tho Church of St. Philip the Deacon Sunday afternoon at B o'clock. The subject will be "The Holy Cathollo Church." Rev. Charles W. Bavldgo will speak Runday morning at 11 o'clock nt tho Gay ety theater, subject "A Message of Com fort to Every Tired Brain and Weary Hoart." Prof. J. C. Mcrtes has charge of tho music. Mark M. Savldge will speak at the People's church in the evening; sermon Illustrated by moving pictures, HniitUI. Calvary Branch, Thirty-fourth and Seward Sunduy Bible school at 3:30, Calvary, Twenty-fifth and Hamilton. Rev. E. R. Curry, rustor Services at 10:80 and 7:30. Blblo school at 12. Young people's meeting ut 6:30. Wednesday prayer and praises service at 8. First Twenty-ninth Avenue and Har ney Street, Rev. W. Joseph Howell, Pas torMorning sermon by thu pastor at 10:30. Sunday school at noon. Young Cvople's meeting at 6:30. Evening sermon y the pastor nt 7:30, theme, "A Chariot for a Pulpit" Muslo by tho quurtct. Immanuel, Tweny-fourth und Plnknoy, Rev. J. B. Ebersole, Pastor Services at 10:20 und 7:30. Bible school at 12. Bap tist Young People's union ut 6:30. Mr. Paul J. Gilbert will sing In thu evening service. .Morning nermon, "The Mukjng of the American Homo." Evening, gospel tomperancu sermon, "Wolves That Worry and Bears That Hits," Wednesday even ing meeting at 7:20. "The Hi-art of the Christian's Story For Me." Christian. North Side, Twenty-second and Loth rop, H, J. Klrschsteln, MinisterChurch services at 10:45 a, in. and 7:30 p. in. ; Bible school, 9:30 a. m.; Christian En deavor, .15 p. in.; midweek meeting, Wednesday. S p, m. First, Twonty-slxth and Harney. A. D. Harmon, Pastor Morning worship at 11. subject of sermon, "The Lord's Way." lEvenlng worship at 7.30, subject of ser mon, "Jesus' Temptation and Ours." Bible school ut 9 43. Christian Endeavor at 6:30. Christian Science. First, St. Mary's Avenue and Twenty fourth Street Sunday school at 9:48 and 11. Sunday services ut 11 and 8, subject of lesson sermon, "God the Preserver of Man." Conirrrgntlonnt. First, Nineteenth and Davenport, Fred erick T. Rouse, Pastor Morning worship at 10-30, address by Rev. Henry A, At kinson, secretary of the National Con gregational brotherhood and . national council secretary for labor and social sorvlce, St. Mary's Avenue, James Alexander Jenkins, Minister Iast sermon In the series on Thn Ten Commandments, sub ject, "Covetousness Which Is Idolatry," nt 10:90. Rally of Congregational men at 8, speaker, Dr. II. A. Atkinson, national secretary of tho Congregational broth hood. Kplacopal. All Saints' Church Services every Sun day ns follows: Holy communion at 7:30. Church school at 10. Mornlnr ser Mco and sermon at 11. Sermon toplo, "The Kingdom Coming." Vesper service) at 4. Church of tho Good Shepherd, Twentieth and Ohio, How T. 3. Collar, Rector Holy communion at 8. Sunday sohoot at 0:15. Morning prayer with ser mon at 11. Evening prnycr with sermon at T:30. St. Paul's, Thirty-second and Cali fornia, Rev. John William Jones, A, M Prleat-Thlrd Sunday In advent. Sunday school at 9:30 a, in. Holy communion at 11 a. m. Funeral services of Mrs, Walth rs at 2:30 p. m. Evening service nnd Instructions nt 7:30 p. m. Church of St. Philip tho Deacon, Twen- ty-flrst Nenr Paul. Rev. John Albert Williams, priest Holy communion a 7:30 a. m.; morning praper and Suiulu sohool at 9:30 a. m.i holy euchurlst (choral) with sermon nt 11 a. m.: choral evensong with sermon by Dean Tancoclt at 5 p. m. St. Stephen's Mission Services In the Congregational church, Twenty-fifth street and Ames avenue. Third Sunday In advent. Holy communion at S n. m. Sunday school at 10 a. m. Morning prayer and sermon at 11 a m. Tho Rev. Herbert Moor, general minister of tho diocese will officiate. Lutheran. s Grace English, Twenty-sixth Street Between Poppleton and Woolworth Ave nues, Clarence N. Swihart. Minister "Who Is Who,'at 11. "An Explanation." nt 7:30, Sunday school nt 10. St. Matthew's English, Nineteenth and Castollar, Rev. O. W. Snyjor, Pastor Services at. II. subject. "Did He Com7" Evangellstlo and gospol Bong service nt 7. subject, "Who Are on tho Lord's Kldo7" Sunday sohool at 10. St. Paul's, Twenty-eighth anil Parker, Rev. E. T. Otto, Pastor-Horvlces at 10. Evening sermon In English at 7:45, sub ject, "St. John, tho Mosslah's Fore-runner." Sunday school ut 11:30. Berci Bible class on Tuesday at 7:30. St. Mnrk's English. Twontleth and Burdette. U Groh, Pastor "The Nobllest Fellowships," nt 11. "Encouraging Ex amples," at 7:80. Sunday school at 9:4D. Young Peoplo's Christian Endeavor ut 0:45. Catcchtsntlon on Fridays at 4 und 7:30. Kountx Memorlnl, Farnain Strcot nnd Twenty-sixth Avenue, Hcv. Dr. Oliver D, llaltxly, Pastor Morning worship at 11. Installation of church officers with special sermon. Evening worship at 8, subject, "A Victory In Tears," Sunday school at 10. Luther league at 7. Zlon English, Magnolia Hall, 2404 Ames Avonue, Rev. G. W, Snyder, Pustor Services at 3:30, subject, "If You Aro on tho Lord's Side, Como Over to Us." Sun. day school ut 2:30. Tho Ladles' Pastor's Aid society will moet Thursduy nftornoon at thn residence of Mrs. J. W. Gross, WIS Sahler street, Methodist. Gold Street Chapel. Thirty-ninth and Gold, Rov. R. P. Petersen, Pastor Suh- uay school at a p. in., nreacning ut 4 p. m. : also preaching services Wednesday at 8 p. in. Trinity. Twenty-first and Blnney, Rov. Thomas Hlthell, Pastor Morning sorvlco at 10:30 o clock, sabbath scliooi at noon, Epworth League at 6:30 p. in., evening service ut 7:30 o'clock, McCabe, Fortieth nnd Farnam, Rov. W. II. Underwood, Pastor District Superin tendent Dr. Edward Hlslop will preach In tho morning ut 11, und administer tho BHcrnineut. Evening meeting at 7:30. Norwegian and Danish. Twenty-fifth and Decatur, Rev. It P. Petersen, Pastor Services with preaching by the pastor at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. rmnaay bciiooi at 9:45 a. m. Young people's meeting nt 7 p. m. Swedish, North, Nineteenth and Bur(. Oustav ETlckson. Pastor Sunday school at 10. Preaching service at 11, subject "Repenlunce." Upworth lengue service nt 7:30. Reonptlon of new members and lecture on the Bible, subject, "Search tho Scriptures." Dletx Memorlul, Tenth und Pierce, Rov. C. N. Dawson, Pastor Sunday school ut 9:30, Dr, J, L. Franz, superintendent. Ser. mon at 10.45, topic, "Sunduy School Work und Workers." Epworth league at 6:30, It H. Chcnowlth. president .Sermon at 7:30, topic, "The Tongue." Prayer meet ing Wednesday evening ut 7;30, Oak Street. Twentieth and Oak Blblo school Sunday at 3. Young people's meet ing at 7. Preaching by the pastor, Rov, T. C. Webster, at 10:30 and 8. Subject of evening sermon will be "The Scene of the Transfiguration and the Scene In the Valley, und tho Relation Between tho Two Bcenes." Midweek meeting, Thurs day evening at 7:30. Hanscom Park, Twenty-ninth and Woolworth Avenues, Churles Wallace lie Cosklll, Pastor Preaching at 10:30, sub Jebt, "Transformed Into Christ's Image." Sunday sohool at 12. Bible study at 5:30, conducted by Judge William II. Balrd. Epworth Icaguo at 0:30. Preaching by pastor nt 7:45, subject. "We Stand at Armageddon." Wednesday prayer ser vice at 8. Presbyterian. Castellar Street. Rev. C. C Meek, Min ister Morning service at 10:30. Evening servlcu at 7:45, studios In St. Matthew. Sabbath school at 12, Christian Endeavor at 6:45. Pruyer meeting Wednesday even ing at 7:45. North, Twenty-fourth and Wirt, Rev. M. V. Hlgbee, Pastor Public worship at 10:30 and 7:30, sermons by the pastor. Sunday school at Li. Young People's So ciety of Christian Endeavor at 6;90 Prayer meeting Wednesday evening at 7:45. Third, Twentieth and Leavenworth Sunday school at 9:30. Public worship and sermon at 10:45. by Rev. Theodore t. Koopman. Prayer meeting of the Chris tian Endeavor society at 6: SO. Evening worship and sermon at 7:30, by Rev. T. T. Koopman. Clifton Hill, Forty-fifth and Grant, Rew Thomas B. Greenlee, Pastor Publlo wor ship at 10:30, topic, "Stewards of Christ and His Grace." Evening worship at 7:80, topic, "Sons of the Most High." Bible school at 12. Christian Endeavor society at 6:30. Wednesday evening at 8, prayer, conference and fellowship. The Church of the Covenant, Pratt and Twenty-seventh, Rev. Charles H. Flem ing, Pastor Morning worship at 10-44, subject, "A Spirit Message." Bible school ut 12. Endeavor meeting at S 15. Evening OF RAIDING SAN i A CI AOS! TOY fAfl&W POoOWATOkiWttJWHT BECAUSE ALTHOUGH SHRIMP DID AJdT KMOW. BEFQRS HEOOESTlOfJEO Hit MOTHER ABOUT" It! SAUTA CLAOS HAS A WAV ftp TELUMk JD,15 WHAT5 ON A PtOOlUSitf), HE HAS DECIDE & TO TAKE NO CHAAlCESJ AMD FROM NOUJ OM WILL HAOE THAT SMJTA eLAUS CAd FfttO FAULT UJiTH JKl AMY MridkOffe. CON NER OF C0MSCt6ACg worshln at 7'20. Mrs. Orten-a. a home missionary, will tell of the vork In New Mexico. Wmlnesdav eivenlnr n avmno- alum on Christmas, led by Dr. Curry. pHrkvule, Thirty-first and Gold, Rev. A, E, Lehmann, Mtnlstetv-Blble school at 10. Christian Endeavor society at :46. Evening song service with sermon on com munion by the pastor. Junior Intermedi ate chorus will sing, Earl Tick nor will render a flute solo, tho Lord's supper will be eaten, new members wUl be re ceived Into the church and Infants wilt b baptized at 7:30. Lowe Avenue, Fortieth and Nloholas, Rev. Nathaniel McGltfln, D. D Pator- Morning service at 10;lo o'clock, subject. "The Church as a Recruiting Station": Sunday school at noon. Second day. of contest botween the reds and the blues. Christian Endeavor t .1 and 7' p. m. Evening Evangelistic service at' 7:45 p. m, Prayer and teaching meeting Wednesday at 8 p. m led by Dr. Patton. Falrvlew, Pratt Btreot and .Fortieth. Ave nUe. Rev. Charles 1L Fleming. Pastor Bible sohool at 1:45. Afternoon worship at 8. Rov. Julius H. Schwartz, superin tendent of the southeast dlstriot of the synod of Nebraska, will pi-each. The fur nace lg comnleted and "re wl" r no more question or oomfort. Thursday evening at 8 a symposium on Christmas, Fannfnr. at tha hnmu nf .1 - MCJuioatM, , .UillBfcUJa Reformed. l'irst. Twenty-third Street and South Central Boulevard, Rov. C. M. Rohr baugh, PaBtor Sunday school at 915. Worship at 11, theme. "Preparing the K.lnM "Ifhway." Christian Endeavor l h Etching at 8, theme, "Blood Stains That Saved." At 1:80 a meeUn for boys and men, subject. "What a Boy Ought to Know." by a physician. United Preabyierlan, ,,?pnU21'.wonty:fourtn nd Dodge, Rev. "."'i.1, sP,"or. Pastor Morning worship at 10:30 sermon by tho pastor, theme, 'Contact With Christ." Sabbath school ft 12. Voung people's meeting at 6:S0. Kvoning worship nt 7:30, subject "Prayer a Necessity.' Unitarian. First, Heyenteenth and Cass, Jtev, Man rortt Lllllofors, Minister Sorvlces at 10:4R. BU,!J.rc.1 .f rnwu. "The New Morality.'' slxtir In the series on "Tho Gospel for Our Age." Unity fellowship at 7:30 Miscellaneous. TiF.reemM"tuoll,'t' Eleventh and Center. Rev. Thomas MoCluro, Pastor-Sunday school at 10. Preaching at U and 7:30. Pruyer moutlng Thursday at '7:30. Grace United Evnngollcal, Camden Ave hue and North Twenty-seventh Street. Rev. Thomas McEvans, Pastor Preach ing nt 11 a m. nnd 7:30 p. m. Sunday school ut 10 a. ra., K. L. C. E, at 6:45 !, m. Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ. Twenty-fouith and Ohio, Paul N. Craig Pastor-Sunday school nt 9:40. Prayer and testimony meeting ut 11. Zlon's Re llglo und Literary society at 6:30. Preach ing at 8. ,m J-,,Q.ulhy, editor of the Chancellor, will address the Omaha Phllpsophlcal so ciety Hunduy afternoon at 3 o'clock in Uoright hall. Nineteenth ami FarhamV Ills subject will I -jr-ho Debt of Chris tianity to Ethnic Fulths." Sunday ut 3 u locture will be given In tho sign language for the 'benefit of the deaf of tho city, tho subject being "Resti tution of AH Things." This lecture wilt he given by Prof. J. A. Gillespie at Ba rlght hall, Nineteenth and Furnaan. and all are welcome. Three leotures nro to be given at Col-leBe- 'lal1, nineteenth and Farnam, by Prof. J. A. Gillespie on biblical subjocts Ng- Ion "The Plan of the Ages," No. 2 on Taking Out the Church" and No. 8 on 3?s.tltUt on ,5 All Things." The first will bp glvon December 15at 3 p. m., the second December 22 and the third De cember 29 at tho same hour. Y, TV. C.i A. Notes. Mrs. A. W. Bowman will give a travel talk on "Tho Holy Land" at the BurrVUy afternoon vesper serivce, .December 16, at 4J. Mrs. Bowman recently returned from several years In foreign countries and can sneak delightfully of these oou tries as they are now seen. Mrs. Mixer t hostess at tin social hour which rollows. All young women are cordially Invited. 7.?tn..M?ndaX. V8nlng. December 16. at 7!45 there will be a "membership party" J?i1iJ.,c KlSL" ot th.?. "Elation and their 'Ift Th,ere, wjll bo a country school and tho "sohool girls" are to meet In the playgrounds" on the second floor. Of course, no one but "school children" will bo expected and all vartieles of costumes nre expected. There will be the Christmas exercises in the school, with "pieces." songs and addresses by the county super intendent and school trustees. Santa will attend and but come and find out the rest. Y. M. V. A. Notes. Tho 2.C00 club has Its first monthly din ner next Wednesday evening. December p. at 6 o'clock. Membership in this olub Is limited to men who bring In on new member each month, with the idea of bringing the .membership of the associa tion up to 2.D00 by July, 1918. There will a social for all night student on Friday evening, December 20, from 9 to 10 o'.clock. There will be a talk bv Chief of the Council J, II, McMillan, a, piano duet by the Nelson sisters and v short talk by J. W. Miller, dlreetor of thn night schooh Light refreshments will bo served and the students will enjoy an in formal social. The night school . elected its members for the students' council this week. The boundl is composed of ope representative from each class and two faculty advisers. Prof. J. H. McMillan was elected chief of the council; E. K. Nelson, vice chief, and Emmanuel Johnson, clerk. Classes In the hlght school will not' meet from December 30 to January on account of the holi days. Mr. qilbert, who .has sung and talksd before groups of Omaha men sqme fifty times during the week;, leaves Monday for his home. He will soon start on a seven months' tour of the world, under th supervision of the International commtttes of the Young Men's Christian associa tion. Those who make the trip are Fred B. Smith, head of the religious work of the Young Men's Christian association; Raymond Robbing, social service speaker and author, and the Association quartet They start from New York City, January 4. stopping at St. Louis, Kansaa City, Denver and Portland, and sail for Hono. lulu from San Francisco on January 17, They will then tour Japan, China, Korea, Philippine Islands, Australia, South Af rica, Palestine and England. The Persistent and Judicious Us ot Newspaper Advertising Is, the Road to Dullness Success. I