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SILK HAT HARRY'S DIVORCE SUIT
Well, When You Stop to Consider the Thing
Copyright. 1915. National Ntws Ass'n.
Drawn for The Bee by Tad
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inppinv3 op me Judj
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IM mT PAPEP Dv A GCHA-J 00TDfc.
I vifc-MT Awn, ME HAS DIP PETVL. j
' DOPE OU DCiwvuKifr- H& (-Am Nvsvt
ANV fvANw Quit THE iTlFP WITH
k TUt&SC MET NOW
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The Vaudevilliaos
The Guests of Mrs. De Shine's Theatrical Boarding House
Are Dining.
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Ity IIKI.KX (iKKKN VAX CAMl'KN.
Tlio Landlady Gehnan kh' ladles. I Rot Mis Mangle (uu.ib'.e to control her
it pUnful duty to perforin. Several suetts , sobs) It I irul been Riillty of this cilmo,
Imvo lojft valuable ablets 1" arc from kleptoitiHliln, xiipgrlnduccd bj- tlin -if-thr
npartmontu, nn" tlu partv who tuck j ferlns boriu- by mi unlovrd wir. Ik my
em sets at tills table. .pxctiae. Minnie, cumo to tin- Ihis-odi of a
Dora, Dubb (of Doni Uubb nnd Her Six pnrent. wlio. if corned by tbe: world. :.s
Tieliclous DumpltiiR'j), n Mlnsinc and danc-' still your moth-::
InK net Woll. If the contract took fioin ' UtUe Allnntu MuhkIp-.Vv, 'tti 1 1 v'r
wo room nln't returned 1 mIi.tII certainly i Pullln" at me, inominei! 1 ain't ft my
son thu police. It called for eleven hundred I I'roons yet
a Week from the new syndicate, and no ' -',10 liiRehuij A kleptnmfiniiic, Indeed!
,Ono but n' enemy stole It. IKvcry Khopllftcr says the same. I al-
Tho Incenuo My rubbers urtd two per- ' vinyH did have my suspicions of thru
fectlj new ruuco naws are mlsalnir. I'm ! woman.
: Dora Uubb .!. for one, will prosecute
her If my contract ain't returned!
Mrs. Mangle (throwInK iaper upon the
why. Why did I do it'
table) There! Oh.
The Inirenue (exjitnldlnfr contract)-
Kleven hundred, eh? This calls for n
hundred and fifty a week for Miss Uubb
and her whole mob of c-hurlesquers' Oh,
performers Is pnM
suro I never lived in a house with rob
Ijers before.
Too Property Muii I a'u't lod jjawthln'.
innimo mem prunes.
Tlttlo Minnie Munsle I wanna sasser
of proons mommer.
Miss Murohy (billed as Texas Tessle,
olmdinlnit ttn.1. ,.ttA .1... 111.
" Ul the deceit of some
- One of my cowboy bats and a-pair of lliil,fi
yellow flllc tiKhts have disappeared, and ' Ml, muurK' I hope you don't think I
r sot my own opinion of who the guilty , hmJ 10 hall(1 , t,H t.M hMlwMt ms
l'a"ty It- ij,, Rhine. I've done my best to train my
The. Lnndlads-Ml.s' Mangle,. Imvo you , wlf(. proper. It's hard on rar.
a loss to report? . - .1 I jirs. MaiiRle (moanlr,R)-Ileptomania,
.Mr. MfUiRlo iJoeulnrlv)--yVcll. I ,I().t.,u ,' kleptomania! Ah. just Jleav'n!' '"
hut esterday. Mis' do Shine. I 0ra IJ.ubb-aimmo tlmt contract. MUs
Tjie Uindladv (coldly) A truce to hu- j Montasu, betoie I slap you' fo's you'll
remember it!
nierous remarks. Mlsta MatiKle." My qnes.
tlon is addressed to yer wjfe.
Mrs. Mangle (with hauteur) No. madam,
tho Mangles Vaur have no complaint.
NU Nogdlo (of Ned Noodle's perform
ing seals)! left a receipted bill for a
week's fish for my animals on the dresser
and It's gone, and here the guy comes
'round the show shop trylns to collect
offer me nvnln. Win-, you can't nut
nothing down and find It.
The Landlady (with emotion) I h.ivb
before me a most dreadful ordeal. May
1 bee for a mlnnlt's attention'.' Susy, uo
to the door an' see what slob Is doln' all
thnt rli)Bln'!
The TiiRcnue What can she mean?
The Property Man Humpln' dnlu" now,
tnko tt from me.
The l.and!ad The culprit what has
Hintc.k itito what yuh inlKht well call the
profession's vcif home, an' like a loath
some Miake In the grass stripped the
Rticats of their possessions. Is settln' at
this table!
Ml thu Hoarders Oeo! What do you
think- of thnt?
The Slavey Am 1 to call the hull on
the block. Mis' de Shine?
Tho I-mdlndy Susy, oust more I com
mand yuh not to uso them common ex
pressions. Ho refined an' say fly mug.
Can't I never learn yuh nothing?
Mrs. MnnKle I am not well. Pray par
don me if I retire to my room.
Tho Landlady Nay, Mis' Mangle. I ust
that you lemaln. Mis' Mangle kindly ex
plain how these here yella tlgjits Suy.
Pioduce. them come to bo found beneath
the snfy in ye.r room.
Miss Murphy My tights! She took 'O'll
Mrs. Mangle-It is fnlso!
The Landlady An do ytili dony that i
H flat corner was enfolded In them tights,
said infltriinvnt belongln' to tho Swauee
Ttivor Musical Kour"
Mr. Mangle I-oiiisa. sprat:
The Ingenue-Cat! I laugh in your'
fare! i
The Property Man-Maybe tmft name's1
on the level with that play. I'vo knowed '
of these, bugs copptn' stuff and not belli '
able to help it. i
The Landlady The dejir knows. I never'
thought to see this day. I'm JuHt trem
blin' in every nerve. I klnnut stand
shock-j ns 1 onct could. The Mangles has'
alltl' been gave the best cf It here, and
my own dolhn' KIdo ain't been treated '
better than Minnie.
Tho Property Man-Say, look a' here.
Twenty minutes fur a new book ull
around, and everybody call It square If
they get their Junk back. Hey?
The landlady I "Utlenly have no ih
to work hardship on one. of my sex. Ms'
Alansle Is unions her ftens. an' kin count.
1 feel assured, on their seeln' the mniter
In a burning manner.
Dora Dubb I demand that she leave
the house!
The Propei i) Man What's meanci n
ono frail knockln' -iiiother? 1 never ue
one put In a plpg vet, darned If 1 did
Ned Noodle ThatV right. Vou happen
to have my fish bill around. Mis' Man
gle? Mis'. Mangle I will make restitution.
Mr. Noodle, only spare m for my child's
sake!
The Landlady Let us furgcit what haa
passed, folks, and be onct more a re
united, happy fam'lv. As fur Mrs. Man
gls's lapse, the past Is accidental, an' the
future ea-vc1 by our own niltts. Susie,
bring the paddln'.-All P.ights Ucf-ered
by the Author.
THE'-JPOKeS AND L OTZIX, WTA?er
Hft F POW WOW. BRRON
OB BROKE HAD PRORp&tTO
TO OrCTTXOE Wfl5
TtRNCO JPOWW COi.D.'Wfl7
ingt His Hfljt? oor. "i Hnver
NOT EE-VBM CflP?pflf MON-GE.
SfUDDCISJLY A MEG&ENOER BOY
blew jrv, ruLueo n Horeour
HMD THCy fSLL TZGPlD, "If ft
duke wa Hf)NDsx3 n
MILLION BONES WrlflT DO YOU
SUPPOSE THE QETTLE MENT
0 . . i o ,
WILLIS WN5ETHECAH!
Hfg Corns father
I'VE JUST BOUGHT ME
THIS NEW BENNY,
IT'S A VMARW COAT
THAN AMY.
be itlemcn oa Bemtro
"boncs-mstah Jcwves, ah sre
VOU LOOKIN' OUTOVftH DC
HOUSE, UP IN DC GftLLE&IElS
OVnH INTO DE BOXtrfi
IF YOU WEBf COUNTIN' UP DC
HOUSE WE HftVE 70HiattT
INTCRLOCWTOP. WttL, (J3&e
I ftfl ? WHAT nooOT IT?
DOlSffS- YOUBE likb n
pnOCJaPLL WHTfS VOU DO
THAT
INTERLOCUTOR- LIKE n
pflse rariLL ? wHvnM i Ltne
SflSCSfltL WMBfH I LOOK
OPT OVEI3THC tjOUGC, OP tN
THE GrRLLEniES nND UP
IN TH K BOGG T
BOrtS-CftUSE YOU LOOK KOUhlD
ITS CHINCHIt-CA, AND
IMPOrVTCD.
THINK. I'LL (O tWHT OUT
ANB oPORT IT.
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t-H'. VJHAT
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OCTHt IFtOtH POUNDERS,
wrNTlOTHCtlPCt. nLLTHe
wnv -To'VoufV jerry wi
whistling- ri Bum scWfi- wHcri
INai&TGD ON&THYIN6 ON THO
wwoNfi- ncv. tovtv goon
THey?. CrtMS to the "auus amd
jbrwv apy. in n Fiom with
HfWLs, orr Hir?oN mhshcr
to o?rft"frie poor &lft in
rtftLF wiifN the rnr lhoy
SCREweDOUT' " oont Hit
P(30R Qu&TIVUSi OUT TELL
N)C THIS)- If YOU CMST WPiTA
TO MI& OlfJM. PRlCND Witt
THE TV PC WRITER?
The Trend of the Times
Ity KliHKKT IllMlHAltl).
! A Utopian bus bmn dscrlbed as a man ( accepted thorn, at least In a mental wnj
1 who, when ho suggests s thlnw, consld- I and It now remains for us to carry thesa
DON' CHA
:;;7Noh?
WHO
'M THE BOOB
THAT POT THE
CHt-l- IN
CHINCHILLA.
i i
ers It done.
However, before any great leform It
can I Ml thtoimh It
must first be sug
ig'sted. Then, al
ways, It Is opposed.
because We oppose
j everything thnt we
' are not used to
I Tsually tho iiimii
; who suggests u
! great reform goes
down to defeat
'and the men who
I fought him to n
, finish take up his
lib a and emrj it
through to HtiecesK
' ful victory.
' llcfoie the people
today, and espe
' clnlly before the
I lrn I ted States,
there are seven gient tasks orreren lor
our imderliikiug.
Tliete haveall gone thloiigh the stuge
' of rldleulo iirul Indlf frrence. We havo
Business Training Makes Happy Wives
Wash
With
Persll
Is
No soapinfS and no rub
bin4 necesiary. With
Persil you toak olothet,
bring them to boil and
rime. Periil iharmlei(
to (abrio, color and
hinds. The time far
ment may be wathed
with Periil many times
where one or two laun
dering with ttroniCioap
would ruin it. Periil
taves clothei, tavei
lirae, saves labor. It
savei money too. The
only Self-Acting Oxygen
Wsihinj! Compound in ,
America li Periil.
10c At
All Grocers
( ilenl Iteiuiirks, i
One wrinkle looks worse on a woman's i
fae than ten mi a man's.
There are lots of prlncessos In this '
eotmtry. but they are all attending hlghl
j school. t
j This would be n better world If wonit.nl
wre as critical when they soloct hijs-1
' bands as they ore when they select dry '
goods
The old-fashioned lover went with a'
'gnl for a year before he got up courage ',
j enough to hold her band. Nowadays hn ,
inci is her on Momlnv and on Tuesday
he hobN h r on his knees.
I notice that In spite of the flock of .
Mhcp. rcdythes and Alyeea, the plain
MaiNs and .Margarets seem to (jut the'
husband?. !
When imughter visits Mother she takes,
a whulo trunk filled with dresses for
gala occasions, but when Mother vtnltf
Daughter sh" knows that two kltrlieh I
apions will be all thu fol-de-rols she!
will need.
( a week and paing six fin board
'chases of mo and talk to nie j)t my hard
;iot and hint to me of a manner of Ufa
'they considered easier, and men would
j loiter and ogle and tell m 1 had a bright
fiuti ami s Dim I'Iriiiv. nnd waiving tho
! ceremony of Introduction Invite mo to
I dine or to go to the theater with them.
I "So very quickly one comes to separate
(the human wheat fioni the chaff. Tho
j trained eyo needs only u glance. 1 um
thankful every day for what my behind-'the-iiinuler
experience taught in and I
recommend' It to parents who want to
bring ifp Iteen-eyed, level-beaded, soif-
I , iclliint daughters.
reforms thtough to a successful conrlu
slot). Wo havn the truth In our heads,
but wo have not yet ijulto gut the tech
nhpie. In other words, wo haven't tin
habit. The net result of these reform-:
will bo the health hnhlt and the happy
habit
When, as a people, thee two hablti
are, acquired, we will be well out on the
highway toward tho celestial city of Inn
minds
These set en great reforms are.
1 Votes for women.
2 International disarmament.
3, Oood loads.
1, Tree planting
(. Children's gardens.
0, Oral righteousness.
7 Agriculture in all the public schools
Any person who lias not enlisted on th
sldn of three or more of these great re
forms uud Is not talking and working
for them, should Imvo his mentality rated
In gulneii-plg power.
There Is u double value In working ti
bring about a great social betterment
Not only do we hulp It about, but It
the process we evolve ourselves.
Some one asked Wendell" Phillips what
was his lecelpts for deathless fame III
answer was, "Choose nn unpoi.hv and
worthy cause und then live for It
The seven teforms Just named dn not
call for N.icilflclal victims. They do
however, call for earnest thought mil
persistent endeavor.
Alexander tho Great died MjchlliK fJ
more worlds to conquer. We will neve
die from Alexander's disability.
Self-pity Is the meanest of ilie vice'
Self-pity Is Introspection. Don't fc.
sorry for yourself feel sorry for tin
people who havo to live with you,
The motto of IMwaul Hverott Hale
"Ijonli up, not down; out. not in, and
learned what has been of tieniendoils "Six month?, 1 should suy generally are
i Mil,,' ti. .u 111 liMMaot. i.Aiilun uvutmil iilllllll.'ll . Illlt a VfUl' Ol' tWO tUHV llOt l0 tO'J
I learned to have a time, i learned .long. It Is n pn.ellcal school In lmm.in Und a hand, " Is In order now as never
to II vu by schedule, which Is the only 'naturo and the best training for wifehood , before.
wav lo iiceotnr.llKb much If vou live. ' ' know. As In unv other schools, some ; And the most helpful sign of tho time-
by Khedule' you can always do a Ilttl6li" quicker, morn apt pupils than In nn- I in which wn llvo Is the fact that them
MUS. ItACJA Wuuh
My ADA 1'ATTHIIKOX. mituie i . i i.ehii,.i u ..i.uiter In lx
If I were, n jnultl-inllllonalress biiiI..1'11""1" '' ' ""- .I learn in a, ntudlo In
man Is judged by bis works and a f hRl daughters I wnuitl placn every ui Vents. -. t ever learn in soolety,
woman b her Hhlllty to work him, Ol tliem behind H eounler In u big dc ""'. "i"e quite rignt.
Cincinnati (inquirer. , ' imituimit More and let them study hu- "The first Icrmjo 1 learned was wlf.
i man nature no that they would become control. I could not turn over In bed fur
lloliti IIiik'h Hide. ( ko1 wlvos " 'another iihp on a cloudy morning.
This story comes fiom Onark. 111., and I IrM ,,., ,..,, ,. h u,u,i,,i, ,muat lie at the stoie. nnd he llier- ..u
loncernM a dog, not a noun' d;iwg,
a collie.
but 1
from her standpoint
of wife, mother, itrtlU and housekeeper . time, els I would I; fined or reprl-
.li.M-u .,.,.rtiiuir. .'....i.. ..,1 ' lnntuli4l. nr ImiIIi. If I f.iinlAj! I m..iu,i'.
o'wVn She tried this tiuln.ng school 'well and wnntuJ to May at home and
m.ng tl" uueksTk. 7nt Mot wilehn ",J hf..HM.Wf.,rv honlf. and coddle mysCf , forced mywlf to ge,
of the road." their are many who would arise und the ilern, and ohi my ailments were
The doe's owner took the train at ; testify to her suece. forgotten.
Simpson, 111,, and the dog tried to fol-, "When I wss Is ve ir old my. parent "Another icwou of value was that
I low. The newsboy on tlie train Isiotvd thought I was old iwioujtu to learn mine every itav brought fcotue new esiiei len .
the collie off the platform a the train ; uImiiu the woild Own I could see througl. I looked foswuid to what each iljy wou'd 'nw and then Use a slau at ti e fe.-liiu j.
startwl, and was umazel to sett the doglthe windows of ms twine," mUl Mis. !ln1nir of noelt. Mod It always brought It Isn't pleui.ant. but U li dWpliiiory unj
run llmier ine Irani. WiumI. hmLllit? mi 1 mm an ,im,i ,,r jImjI It. 1 ..if lb llolnt at vavc u viiliniK lit fiilrsi rii'rr utr
' more In the most crowded day jollier.
I ".It Is the faltr wnnd tlM l.Hniis "Moreover, the bride of today may be
! achlevment out of i-htos. the widow of tomorrow nnd her training
"When I married nnd managed my ' behind the counter will have trained hei
I own houve I nlwa kept s dall: srhed- In si If-iellance and she will have con
I ule I pinned It on the wall where fidenco to seek her own living If she mitbt
ihv mulds could -ee It. ami I expect.t:l even though she flnullv finds It. its I did
them to follow It. I set Iheni the e-- .'. long way from the counter
Hfuplr by living My ll myself. (l In- "Mis. Wood, standing well Hack fi mil
slsled that the morning 'vork ho iIoihi her eusel. placed her head on one side
U ' o'clock. "ml studies, with eyes half closed, her
M life behind th countor tuiight tuipresMlon of a nmple leaf
ikii HiiotliKi' vulunble lesson that, con-
tir to the old tidasc, We .'iiu do sev- 1 " -
mil thiligH Ht once, Hi'd do tiittn well,
i had learned .iat I i'ould end up tho
money paid by (me customer and could
't.rn and wait upon another aitlvcly
while pHk'ively walling upon a thlid.
vbile customer No I WS'led fie her
bange uud cijstninvr No. 2 wn- trviur
make up her mind 1 would nk ens
li.irii i 'o. ft what she wished, and bur-'
ilcnly plsclng soiiir. nrllcli before her.
.lit her begin tin prelltnlturv slftluc
while I linltrd ejstonier No, J's dm Islon
"When I had irsrrlcd and um kt p
I lug house I iiiipUtil the tulnclpU-, While
'try roast ivis on nnd ufttr I bad peeled
the potato's and nlneeil them in salt
, watur I had an Uuur free. Thl hour I
I nrnt In painting, i keen my easel rinse
It) -the kitchen door to bo ready m act in
On emergency like the kettle boiling oer
oi tho cut becoming Intrusive.
"I found that I could go out 10- tui.c
llio air ms.ir that I ould give t ,
illltli go.) a fres.i airing and do -in nrir-
helln? three In one
"I Icainfil economy. It whs my luimtsr
sper!cnce that taught me tliut two duroi
may ll 111" rame arti:le st drfir
nt pilcee.
"RomeinbertiiE UitV whrn I married i
wept to Mom lo nv! lb. price uud
then turned Into side rtieetv .unl lei
fashionable localities lo buy .it stores
where the women did their own market
ing Instead of doing it bj telephone and
giving the inerclmnt h elm nee for dl
houtsty. In this way t svi d ') reqts .A
pound on tqesk. ruul other tnlns In
proportion. Think of whal such a tuv.
lug eveiydny means lit the end uf u
ironth or ytai."
"Hut that eounter experllqice tiw pur
Hills pioi'lded for me tsttfhl ine ilcepei
and more iuqioitant mattois. It ium;lit
me the value of iiatlcnce. Leant to be
patient with h captious customer, and you
will be ralif lit - with a tired, qunrulous
husband, whuye day downtown bin , 'it
Ills temper on the bias.
It taught me that In hulua one must
hoven bctteiinimts aro receiving attention
and upprnval from pulpit, pew news
paper office, school room, shop and fa
tory, with scarcely a- dissenting voice
Thinking men and women appi eclats
them and know that they must some day
come about.
The only opposition Is the tug of
I Inertia.
Hut the world is surely moWng, am!
moving in tho right dlivotlon.-4.'opi-ylght
IHIi, International News Service.
stop, the w i,ronii IMj vIvW acuMels. an liumotwi.
Isllc sknteh of wimhIs In wutimin.
At Osark, tha next
agent and O. II. lihirtwy, condwotor ot
the trln, took a look at the trucks.
Ttu. .Inv uuu Ivltic- mi a lirslfA l.Ann.
. . , .. . ., . turned there is r.ith
.'r. lii'l'j Htnr n.uiritiv m
nil worried
The iiort''" u'-d ewsbo- r ase 'o
if'r fr' ti lis r'J" t'r-n, nnd th'- te-Mn
I
sciillvenBs.
jiiHe, or legMiillntf life ss an Interestlnit 1 It taught me th.it the long pull and th.
pfiiiorxiiiu an euteitalnmiiiit. Arnold jstiong pull menu unrest and It Diiubte 1
might hae gone into a studio, but life ' Hennelt dese-ibi-s
class of person. me beunnse of IP's v la'oti tj be a
nr ("s iinrf.U
exotp and inoie whose lUes ,re 'uiie long erslasv of do - fortei smI mi nat 'o Hi in
t g that t mi'lil li a d 'I piu'e T'"'!!. a' ' cmi tri u,i H"i i, n.
In a rt'i-r r. mt ' wit "e.ei s whit li s'l rn ' n do fur u (,'rl It hrc
n n il I an ;t wft'i - ' i" - l 'r i I r u I f I 'rlf -1 te-i ittt i -r Nrnl' r s -
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Families Are Buying
Sunkist" Oranges
by the Box or Half -Box
Enjoy the rich, delicious meat and sweet, tangy juice of
ruddy, thin-skinned, seedless "Sunkist" oranges.
Have this golden fruit for breakfast, dessert and
"between meals." Cleanest of all fruits never touched
by bare hands. All the pickers
and packers of bunkist
oranges and lemons wear
clean, white cotton gloves.
"Sunkist" orances are the fin
est, juiciest oranges in the world.
Tree-ripened, fiberless. Not a seed
in "Sunkist." Buy them by the box
or half-box. That is cheaper than buy
inc by the dozen. They keep ior weeks.
Ask lor "Sunkist ' lemons so full of juice
that they go farther than other lemons. Try "Sun
kist" lemonade hot or cold. Lemons add flavor
to fish, meats and Salads.
Get Rogers Silver with
"Sunkist" Wrappers
Cut the trademarks from "Sunkist" orange and
lemon wrappers and send them tous. We offer 27dif
lerent premiums, all Rogers A-l Standard Guaran
teed Silverware. Exclusive "Sunkist" design.
For this orange spoon send 12 "SunkiBt" Orange or
Lemon Wrappers and 6 two-cent stamps. "Red Ball"
orunge and lemon wrappers count same as "Sunkist."
Buy "Sunkist" Oranges and Lemons
at Your Dealer's
Seuil your name and hill address tor
tree premium sheet and Premium Club
Plan. Address all orders (or premiums
and all inquiries to
California Fruit Growers Exchange
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