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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 11, 1912)
0 -i 51 SILK HAT HARRY'S DIVORCE SUIT Would You Go Home After That? liopynglit. 1015 Xatlmnt News ss n. Drawn for The Bee bv Tad HI Itlh Ml', IS. OMAHA, KIKNhSD.M . DI'A Tj.M il'Ai U. VM'2. . r . - - . . iraiiM i i n i i - - BBttffiSHI Modern Woman as Much of an Improvement o.n Her Grandmother as Electric Light is on a Tallow Dip or. a Steam Radiator on tne Open Fireplace. By DOROTHY UIX. "I often wonder,'- said the gray-haired , honest HWng. 15 very dress, they have woman with tho shrewd eyes and the gives work to a lot of other women mid tender mouth, "If I have tho most pecu- I helps ulong tho merchants who sell the A. WW I, liar circle of acquaintances In the world If I am privileged to assoclato with a hunch of female saints and lady ngels while other people are con Icmncd to the so ciety of women fiends and fools. "When 1 go to rhuroh I liear the preacher berate women for nceo sul fide and gambling mrt drinking, and tell how they pre fer Pomeranian pupa to babies, and dec'alu nbput how the hand that used to rock tlie oradle, If now sendlnc the world to perdition as fast, as It can go. i buR"'es affairs, and Mir- ijpcsn't .know "When I attend' a lecture 1 hear mmc what rUe tiU1 affo,d nnrl ,vlmt sl1' learned sociologist and student of ceo- aor1- Men spend money far more nomlcs tell how woman's wastefulness I frccl' tl,an ""men do, and that it Isn't and extravagance and her laziness and wlVc" wl, r"ln th,'lr '''"' ihlftlessness are at the bottom of the i dantly "rovrn oy the fact llmt Ulc ,.m1 hlch rnt nf ll vine. Jority of men never begin to wive uny- goods. Tlioy put nionoy in circulation, und it's a thousandfold better -for them to spend than to hoard up their money In a savings bank, It's the duty of- the rich to upond. and a millionairess should be praised1 for It rather than blamed. "Uut the rlcn women do not represent womanhood. They are the exception, not the rule. And so far as my acquaintance goca, 1 do not know two women who are not deathly afraid of debt and who do not strive with might and main not only to live within their Income, but to save. Wherever you bo nmon? people of moder ate means, the talk among; Hie women Is about how to cut down bills, and they are exchanging recipes for cgglcss cakes and new way of rooking cheap cuts of meat. "When a woman Is extravagant and runs her husband In debt, It' Is nearly nl h?7 - 1 D066 tfilL &OME'THfN(J OP ft Wk fi.Jways hecauhe ho tells her notiiUig ot, his "When I pick up a magazine 1 read diatribes about the women, and erpc- thlng until after they aru married, "And these telflsh, sordid, grasping elallv thn vnnnir women, who throw their i B'rls who look ut a man's bunking uc cuum ueiorc iney iook ai nun. mat we I hear so much about. Whero nre they? huband's hard-earned money away as It It was so much junk; who scorn to ko to market, but let the butcher and the grocer send them what they will and flmrpe xvhnt the IIL-n- n'l,n mgo tuiin,,,l their metns. and haveno Idea of the cost ?TM' W,.W '"Ve w,lh iciiuws wno nau ineir way 10 maae 111 I've never met 0110 of tnehi. but I do I know a dozen beautiful, highly born. highly educated Kirls, raised in luxurious. of anything, so that they are cheated i right and left by shopkeepers and dress- 1 the worlds, and these girls Joyously mar ried the men of their choice, and are llv- tme Hflppy pflMiiv werctr zepiteh ppoundthp Trims ffrtTINor THFD f IVDlCTlc. A KNOCK1 FIT THE DOOR THFV Oi-LJUMPED up Am? PON TOWARO& THe DOOR. IT WflS THE anNiTojs 'Hello mr. smith; He mumbled, "idohti LIKE TO nl&TURB Vou Bv7 TELL ME, IFTHB CHICKEN . ' , STOPSMOWfYfr "YOUNG MF)N! You're ilping- 7p$RCKfiTm& COOT, WORl-'IJD HlS WflV OUT UPON. 1HE BOW6PRIT GrRFl&PlNG THC 7ILUE & in H & T3I8HT HafWD He TOO LOMO fMD CFlRlT FUU RIM WTH HI& RFLC PIT Trifi &AVA6C Cl-IN&INa TO THIS Ve66Gi'6 TRN-r0&T tiB (Aa& PlBOUT TO fVUL-THG TPIoCT? THf WZ.V HURON (J-Vjf S) Wn? WHOOP 1NO 5fllO IN THCT WlBWflY TOM6US irvou set &HiPAcecve TO&T G&T OP PflNMfl, HfML. COJ-OWBIP' JUSTBOR" Me WHCPrT LIE GCNTLEWIN BC 6BI1TGO ONfIS M&TOH JOHNSON. CN Vou TCt-i. MC WHY ft OOHUHEnD & LIKB TUB VVRIT6B O P THE LflTESf POPULnP f?N? iNIEfR LOCOTOf NO BONB&, I J30 NOT BOWt- WCt-Lfl ooe HEAD BV H& (iTUPlOITy i&n't hc 7 " IMTGRLOCUTOK -vc& BoNes-wei.1. toe writs? of oe LmfTfeT poPutnK IB PiL&O K'NOVVN 9V He stupid-ditty How flPFYou nveo FOR THE WINTeR? The Hysterics of Youth Hy HKATItlCIC KAIKKAA. Thiwp who havo ttuvelrd tho troubled that you didn't care. And that smllo ba path of youth, when one doesn't know j came a laugh, llelng very young, you what one want and Is prodigal with emo- j laugh Immoderately and cry to excess Hons In trying to find out. will smile j You are Itko n swing that flies back Indulgently over the following letter. and forth as far as the ropo permits. There Is so much In It of the human When you get older, and It is "tlmo to nature that tho yers have taught those let tho cat die" as thoy say when tho who nre older to guide and control. It swinging hears an end. there will be less Ik like youth! of tho extremes In all your emotions. You Every Woman Can Have Shapely Figure With Little Care, Says Emma Francis "I am a young gill of 16 and until a few weeks ago had been going with a young man one year my fonlor. Somti childish misunderstanding had broken our sincere friendship, and since then wo Just greet earh other when wo meet and Puns on. "Today as 1 was walking along the street I chanced to meet him. He waa with another girl. He tipped his hut. t luokrd at. him and at the girl, and much to my horror 1 bund out laughing. I cannot comprehend uhatevnr Vossesscd me to do so. I am sure It was not Jeal ousy (for I pity tho glrll, and every tlmo I think of It I Just laugh and laugh. Can you tell what It Is that makes me laugh?" It Is the hysterics of, 1 until. You laughed because you nre young. You wanted to show by an Indtffricnt smile makers and milliners, and who are a sad. 7 ' , .,. , . , , . ... ., , , ling in Harlem flats, and doing their own degenerate lot compared with their dom- ! , , . . . ,, . , ity ii.i:(;.m:T iiikmahd avkic. 'llcaUli ! I'm too healthy: Ant bod would be who had to do that evor ilai panted Sllss Kmma Francis, as she iain bounding off tho.htago of l.oew h Amen can thenter. followed by her small Arabs with their shaggy black shuc ks of ban waving In the wind. "Hut you wouldn't expect ever wuma to do stunts like ours for her health would you?" I asked agasp at the mental picture, of some oft our' fat friends and lethal gle ladles doing lmtidBpilng for dall "physical culture" as It's well called "Well, no, but they could do it If tlit practiced, and began when they Were ih. -dren: and theto wouldn't by half as manj aches und pains In the world nor hulf as many grouches if women would keep in good physical condition by exerclMng. nodded the prett) little dancer emphati cally. riu neer ill. she nt on, laiefiuli slic, frugal gradmothers. "Xow. I'm not denying that this deca dent type of woman exists. I can only say that If she does, 1 have never met ner. and I'd like to know where she lives, for I'm much of the opinion that she Is like feairy Oarop'a Mrs. "Arris-there ain't I cooking and baby tending yes, nnd their j laundry work, too, when lt'n necessarj. And they arc bending every energy of heart und mind to help their husbands, j and having tho time of their life. In doing It. ' j "And thece young women who urf reckless spendci s w here ure they" no slch person outside of the lealms of ! ' , ,, ,,, ,.!. il, ' 'iin "i 1 Where arc these guileless. uii'sophUtl- .... ' , , cated, Ignorant young creatures, v;!o In ms opinion, the modern woman. ,jon.t linuw whBt anyi,B shouui co,t and especially the woman who Is so mod.,aml cnl(., trll , dfff.r0nce between silk that she is still In her twenties, lB,anii woo), ,. roe vttUn ulll, cotto, edt. lust as much an Improvement on her,j11B? f women don't know the cost or irapdmotl.tr as a woman and a wife and 'things, why does the bargain countei an economist and a manager as steam j nourish? A.sk any merchant hqw woman heat Is over an open grate or electricity naeBle over n few cents In mice. If you U over candles, or a porcelain lined buth-lwant to know-how they count tho pen tub Ik over a waahtub In the kitchen of a nies,. Saturday night. 1 j ,.A fol. tnp women of tl, ,)iHt isow. "Of course, there are rich women who jng 0 ynuch more about Hhopjilng than spend money with both hands, who main- tlfi Kir f the day, believe m, the most tain splendid establishments with doseno fiuffy-heariod little school girl can give nf servants, and have scores of dresses j hrr Brandmother points on buying tint and yards of pearl ropes. And ifs a good would moke the old lady's cap strings thing for them to do these things. Kvety'0tnnd on end. person they hire they enable to make an 1 "As for myself. I have always ts- ----- ... teemed highly my own ability to get lv , cents' worth out of a dollar, but nowa- 3 4 MJl t Us when I really want to make V 1 1 Q V 1 f W H tfl apraddle over tho size of Jlu. j turn in JLQLv p V Jl ll" money and commission over to my 19-' ypar-old niece. Sho's got the energy and A TT , BtrenBtl to T0,,r liaeements and hunt up V n m m mW mm clleap KW" ,n streets, and I haven't ! ""2 t. JL JJ An(l Bhe knows the value. of things to the 1 -- As for cooking, the molern woman 's Just Breathe Booth's HY0MEI muklng a science of It, whereas In my Kill the Germs and Soothe the In- TLlV'l ia ,tUls,:ry f ,Th"n ' I married 1 had never even so much af flamed MembraneStart To-day J boiled an egg. and how my poor husband 1 Don't be prejudiced. There is not a survived b., bridal cooking only tl'e particle of morphine, cocoaine, or any In- ( Providence that tempers the wind t6 the' junous or namt rorming drug in HY- "num iumid can ien. nui now you rareiy DMEI. 'meet a girl who hasn't studied cooking In It Is made of Eucalyptus and other a Public school or takn u domestic grand antiseptics. It will greatly re- science course, and who can t turn out a lle-.-fl tho misery of catarrh or any rncat that would be a credit to nnybody. affliction of the nose and throat In five And among the well-to-do. but not rich, minutes. nearly every girl who doesn't go Into Xo stomach dosing Just breathe HY- ,'buslness learns how to trim her hats and OMKt, it gets at the catarrh germs and make her gowns. quickly destroys them. ; "My llfn brings me In ftontact largely Ask for I1YOMBI (pronounced High- j with women, and particularly with young o-me) outfit It only costs 1.00, and con-j women, and 1 hardly know one who is lists of a hard rubber pocket inhaler, 1 not doing her duty wisely and rotiielen which can be carried In vest pocket, a tlously In life, and so I want to know bottle of HYOMEI. a medicine dropper, where all thee parasitic women -aje that and simple directions for use. Extra bot- we heir so much about. I've nevtr met ties If needed, 50c, tbrtn. Have you?" Leading druggists everywhere sell HY- ' OMEI, which Is guaranteed to end ca- ( rallrtl the Hluff. tarrh, coughs, colds and eroup, or money "So you advertised for your lost pnrsr pretenaing mat ine person wno xounri ir 1 Jiff , - . , . ., T 1 , hopping on one foot, the knees Mill bent; then reversing the position, bringing tho extended foot buck tinder tin- body, nnd stretching out ut the other leg. Then alternating, hopping first on one foot and then on the other. "Any exercise that doesn't sttaln tho will never be so miserable yuu can't seo a ray of hope. I am soiry you laughed, but you couldn't help It. I am sure It meant no unkind feeling nnd that It wan not tho laugh of resuutment. Hut It Is sure to bo misunderstood. A pleasant llttlo smile, Mich an you would give to a mem acquaintance, would have won for you the admiration and resp;U of both your former lover and your rival. They would not luterpict that laugh to your credit. You weio not Jealous, you fay, yet n hysterical laugn would Indi cate that you arc. It showed that you lack self-control, You haven't the hold on yourmlf that you should luivo. You say tlint you pity the girl. How that bouihIh llko sixteen. My deur girl, this man was your sincere friend, nnd 11 "childish misunderstanding" disrupted that Iilendshlp. Don't let that word "childish" describe your futuro conduct If ion tesptct him, and I do nut read In your letter that ho has dono anything to lose jour respect, you must rlfsc nbovu such a Mcntlmunt us you express for tho othor girl. Don't pity a filrl who hits won what muscles iimi that Isn't continued after one Is oveitlled Is gnud, whether ll Is j '"" 'M. Hatlier, lie glad that they nro walking or swimming, ilaiicltm or calls- friends, and learn to rise nbovo the potty thenlcs. Jealousy that prompts tho word "pity ' "The trouble with most women Is. I Acquire eetf-control. You' need It. Your I though, that the will only wotk for ! about 11 week, und then glvo up hecauso they don't feel the Immediate results. Thoimh 1 ilnnco twice a dm, I practice, 1 every morning to keep myself in trim. I and tlie wnmiiu who wants to kcap her figure while, of course, nhu doesn't have to devote as much time to It as I do has got to bo Just as sVstnmatlc. The jieason why actresses us a rule, have bet ! ter figures than women In private lfe I Is that tho take morn pulns about It. 1 Tlie can't uffoid to let themselves 'go.' uilmlsslon that you laughed leads ipn to bcllovc that you lacked soif-control when your "chlldisli nilsunderntnndlng" arose Just go off by yourself, my deur, ami lako a good look ut the chlldlBh, emo tional cro'ittifti that you are. Then make up your 111I111I to do better Uemembcr that a ropotltlon of that laugL will cause you to be laughed at, I Whep a cptipln nro married they an made one, but It takes soma little tlmi to find out which one. llU 1 mSJK mKmSSSm m Jf you could so to the Eucalyptus for- ' "y. " csts of Inland Australia you would quick- jolv jj ,he bluff work?" 'y get rid of catarrh. Booth HYOMEI "Dldn t wo k at a I "ext uv th.f, a l.r.ni!K the tdentbul atr of these fousts apf-"- r J l " pa ' 'i re r,-. v, . I. I. . .nn.t J...nite.f,.l Ogi, kt-1 t rt'e.J.,, Wl' . V - I- - knocking three times on a piece of wood, "but then besides my regular work at the theater I practice every day. I think I'm a pretty good specimen, don't you?" And looking at .Mis Francis with a critical eye. I quite agreed with bin. Her figuie la slight, but well rounded, and the muscles aro not over-dovrlupwl us In the case of so many acrobatic dancers. Her face. too. Is round und full and shows no trace of fatigue, but glows with mis chief and good humor "Since you really want me to glva a lot of advice." Minn Fjari"ls was urgod to bay, "toll til women not to sit back awl let fat ami e uep upon thtsni, It's not icesar:. ; and Just think how rttiptd t If to let the 1m-it thing you've tot a good, health. LoJ so to rutn just btca' se 'U, u' ti.o laz to exereUu if I don't ,av t at c .'ir '.vnrn.ni m 1st te in, at ii ' IP ,.i'-' no th.it wo, ild tn o't. hone Jt i a inoi uiioriiiii 'tarrh rtniedy Ao.BtUiinfeiit. I' t .. I. it t in' 1 it t ui' .1 I 1 l 's ' 1i ,. f Iflcult uxcrrlses or gymnastics, but all of I them could Keep their figures shapely It j they would only take the tiouble. "Hut about llioxo exercise. She mustn't rxpoct to do too much I should begin I with fifteen minutes' oxen lotng three times ti du. The first five minutes be fore breakfast in tho morning, the i end fle when she Is (bunging hnr clothos either for dinner or before she goes out, and unless she Is too tired, another five or ten minutes' work before going to bed. "It's perfectly useless, to exercise In tight clothing; that ought to be under stood frfim the very beginning. And a , woman shouldn t exerulfn after she In really .tlrisl, but Mome4linea she can rest ;)crsuf by sitting on a chair and cxer c'tng the upp r part of her body If her Ugs nnd feet .in- wi-ai from o t-i tn.urti star'ln.g I Hit u -' t l ,e 1, ksnl, qi li.-t'I" d 'I'gs- l ir 1. e r , 1 s tlt,, t l iIm, r I ' l r , n 1 t 1 rt ' i III ' ut- h r What the average w 0111:111 needs Is limbering up Her miiHrlrs are either so undeveloped that she can harly use them or they are so tight thut she i n "' -bound "All exiclss coiihlst In oiiitructlng und relaxing the muscles of ct.rtiln prts ot the body. 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