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Ily nouo
In the oours of a year I rct tlioiM
ndB of letters from unhappy whes
complnlnlne that thflr husbaniltt nfglrtt
them, or that their hifbnncU nuver t.iite
them to any place of amusement, that
their husbands are
n 1 s k a ni 1 y and
ttlripy to them.
These women ar
ail miserable, anrt
they alt want to
Know what they can
An to ameliorate
their hard lots In
life.
Of coursn, what
they really desire
Is some maKlcal
formula that will
change a nejrlect
ful husband Into
an attentive one,
an Indifferent hus
band into a lover,
a tlKhtwnd Into
h general husband. Unfortunately the day
of miracles ia past, and r woman can no
moro alter a man over to her taste than
he could the lUick of Gibraltar.
In novels a husband somctlmeo Is led
by ,hlB wife's gentleness and ariffelir p;t
tlence to turn over a new leaf, and from
huvlng been a concatlnktlon of cashed
nes Income n paragon of domestic vlr
tuofl, lmt If any metamorphosis ever toolt
Wace in ril life. I can only.sm- that I
have never been privileged to behold It.
An a Keneral working proposition a
wlfo may lake It that what her husband In
ho Is going to bo to the end of the chap
ter, only mdre bo aa the years go by. If ho
la kind and tender and considerate, ho
will be tenderer and kinder and more
considerate as they bxj down tlm hill to
sether, because big ouls grow with ajre.
Ifamanls mean, and selfish, mid stingy,
and tyrannical, he will grow more
meaner, and moro selfish, and stingier,
and more tyrannical as he grows old
because little souls narrow, und war
and grow bitter with age.
It n man neglects his wife he does so
because he Is tired of her and she bores
"him If he doesn't want to take her out
with him to any place of amuiement, it
Is becnuse h h a better time without
her. If he Is penurious with her It 1s
because he wants to save his money for
himself. These are blunt and brutal
fs-cts, biit(thHy are facts. Furthermore,
thero U not one blmsed thing that a
woman can do to alter them.
The only remedy for the situation Is
tot face it fairly apd Rquaruiy, and for
;cmn to go to work to make over their
own live, which can be domi, instead of
trying to make over their husbands,
which cannot ba done.
TTor Instance, why shonld a woman
rend the air with her walls because her
husband never wants to taJe her out
to any plae of amusuuent, with hlmT
Why doesn't she accept the truth that
he doesn't enjoy her society, and get up
omo amusement on her own account?
The time hua gone by when a womm
bus to approach any place of popular
amusement hooked on to a in&scullno
arm. Nor do women In this day of gr&co
lack for diversions. With every thaalr
having two matinees a weslc, with mov
ing picture shows ort tsvery corner, v.K'i
the Innumerable woman's club th.i'.
abound, with good bridge players ' In
Terr neighborhood, with retau;anU at a
tea rooms on every side, wltfc hen lunc.i
oons and parties crowding on the hreli
of each, other, surely there ft more in
version ready at eery woman's hanS
than Is good for her.
All of these amusements are equally
open to her, married or single, and If u
woman's husband won't take her to the
theater at night, all she's got to do I
HIGH
That's tho Proper Way to Pro
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the Famous Catarrh Remedy j
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When you can go to any drug store
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securo for only (1 00 a remedy that will
quickly rid y.- i of hawking, spitting and
scuffing- why do you allow the dev)HV
gtrnis uf catarrn to undermine your
htlth and dtti.i our efflcleneyl
II -n n . I'l I M m AW mm AT v jtmS nraf a.-. n.... . I iuimiI Willi u u.ivn nt tliu hum! mill 1 U
mm
v,vr aw: tho
TUMi TOUfrH-
rAUW OMTtt
StfSi BeVfiKJ
QUE WHIT
cxrro rwti
i'lu Sftvfr
niY nix.
to pin on her hat and go to the mat
' Inee; If he won't take her to a restaurant
j to dinner and she yearns for the shaded
lights, the gorgeously dretsed woman,
j the artificial palms and the music of
cafe ilfe. she can find s perfect substi
tute by going to tea at any of the smart
hotels.
And If she's a smart womsu she does
go. Instead of fretting herself Into a
fiddle btrlntr because her husband won't
take her out with him. It leu't a ques
tion now of r. woman being "taken." It's
a quost'on if hrr "going."
Exactly t same thing- may be said
to th Tiomun Mhose husband Is sting)
to her The woman who Is married to a.
mail who refuses to give her the money
the rifds Is foolish to naste her strength
and entry.- in wMnlng or trying to
wheedle dollars out of him. She hid far
bitter face the fact that If she is to have
any money to do with as she pleases she
will have to tarn It herself, and go to
work.
And the sooner the better, because a
' woman tmin lcurn her trade and get
I nufal.1lal,un I,. II ...1.11,. -V.- I. I
Shu succeeds. Any woinari of ordinary in
telligence and Industry can earn a com
furtablA living, with much less war und
j teal'' on her nervous system than Is li
, volvfyUi gcyinr . inarlret nionev- and
chj'tlifs.otTof n penurious huebuntl. '
, The -trmiblt: with women Is Ihst thuy-
so seldnm.have the courage lo admit tho
truth to themselves about their marriage.i
when they have mad matrimonial mis
takes. They keep on trylrig to drap tlio
pink chiffons of romance about the
skeletons In their closet, nnd hoping
against hope that their husbands will
somehow, some way, change.
So they go on clinging to their .mlsrTr
like a man who hangs on to u losing busi
ness, until they go bankrupt In haopl
nnsi. when all the time they might have
saved themselves If they had only been
hraVo' enough to have looked their mls-
Itnke In the tye nnd made the best of a
nad bargain And this consists not In
weeping over It, but In Appropriating for
yourself whntover good the situation af
fords, and when you can't get your first
j cholc. taking tho next.
It Is, of course, hard on a woman
l when she Isn't privileged to sit down at
the hrud of the feuat of domestic bliss,
jbut she can make a very tasty .dish of
j the crumbs of happiness that fall fr&m
the table Is she has the wit and the d.
termination tn do It.
A nnclielor'a ft xllertlon.
Thore'jf a lot of monejr to Jx. mad, not
gambling with tt.
One risk about a girt learlng how t
make her living Is later she may hve to
make her IniYband'.
Tlr'a nobody to whom a woman' flg
tiro out In public Is such a mystery' aa to
linr own I ushar.d.
Xest to tuUlaylng his favorltw ipe, a
man can gut most excited over i o ought
tn be elected but won't he
When n w.j.m.ui'1 liiiiibruiil hiies his lob
ilie knows It' btrniiM- th-j head of the
firm was Jealous of hlin.
The reason gfrl wwit to e men hurt
In foot ball Is thy in V i sorry for
them
It .takes a. 'voids n m di:Mli her hus
li:ind m opinion of the clothes nf htr aer.
' Kc York PreM.
' i
Poor Girl.
"Uow lo.. i-avn you been msrrlMT"
' "It will hi nts months next Thursday.
"And do yo'i ntll regard your husband
ns tho moirt wonderful man who ever wad
born""
Then the joor girl broke Auvm and
wibbfrt piteous y When she could tmt
hdiseif f- tpMflk again she ld.
"Xo. f'harles has diaprolntd me ter-
, rlbly. I'm dftfralC have wrt-wrecked
my lu-llfe. Last nlsht when 1 asked him
to gt up and see If there wasn't a bur-
I glnr In our room he bump! his not
.agnlr-t tne tdgo of the open door, and
ho tfald three Hmply awful swea.r vc.
lust ns K he; tnjne natural ti t;ir
- O - ME
Quit sprays and douches. Uquld can
not penetrate Into the nooks, folds and
crevices of thn Irregular mucous mem
brane. Neither csn It get Into the hron
Ichlal tubes that lead to tbe lungs and
where germs thrive and multiply.
If you believe that liquids reach tba
Mr tubes, try to swallow a little water
the "wrong way" Huch a test will fe
factually demonstrate to you that Idle
theory that sprays and douches can eun,
catarrh.
IfTOMEI is a pleasant antiseptic air
which, when breathed, penetrates Into
the folds and crevices of the sore gfcrra
Infested membrane and also roes dsep
Into the air cells of the lungs, kllllnr all
gerras.
A HTOMBI outfit colts 11.00. Bxtr
bottle of IITOMEI f needed, EOc
For catarrh, coughs, colds and croup
Hooth s Ilj'omel is guaranteed Advertisement
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6coM a4Jjaim at .
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Sore aoew
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THAT 7rfE?t lb A LiOHT ftriO .
WA? TMrwe i&. Me it e.
vcy tine ihts bunch of
OHWEflKflBcC 'TURK Rc TV1
OH Germany
OH (yERmNX
wwy dont you SET
PUD IREL W FJ?EE ?
QEE' THAT NEW
HIRED rlRt. OP
OURS S SOME
WHY,
BOOB.
TOWEL.
HfcVE
Widow Warns Against Jealousy
Want to Be Happy? Let the Husband Rule the Home
By ADA lATTI4BSO.V.
"We hkvu so many large and sickening
doses of advice about how to pleas our
husbands that I long to tell husbands
how to get on with thslr wives."
"Gratify the longing and us," 1 sug
gested, Mrs. 'Imogen 11. Blood, a widow, plump
and handiome and wsll-to-do, wlt'r
memories of a flawlessly happy wife
hood, bsgnn
"A man should banish all Ideas Uf
flirting. His marriage certificate Is a
padlock upon xny hope of future heart
affairs, (f. he fondly thinks be Is a hero
of the aJ'eanquerlnff sort he would bet
ter at onef bajiish the ldsa. It Is true
that JeeJwary Is an Ignoble sentiment
and that a right thinking, wll-rpled
.woman will iwt Indulge it without cauta.
Btit it Is a man's conosrn to give her no
oaiise. ettbtr of pa4t or present or future.
The husband whose vanity lsads hint to
brag about former love affairs is digging
the k'ntve of h's pe.ace, and his wife Is
not greatly to blame. Character Is thw
fulfillment of the past and the rromlse of
the future, and a woman knowing this s
liable to Judge a man's future, by rls
pail. At lei,!.', she will be prstty appro
hnnalvs about It.
"A woman 'jo loves a man wants to
be pruud of him. The wsy to make hor
proud te to Miuid wll among your fel
lows In thr world
"The morl ffther-braln-(i Pttle 'hit In
the ivorld prltes c.hlvmnt In a. man.
It Is tin world s sweetest rnuslo in her
rers to htar hitn pral'ft!, not nnlv by
othr inert. iut us k 'good fellow.' but a
n msp wtin hss made, his way. The
proudest .title m woman csn 'rlsim fjr I
hr huslituid 1 that he Is a Hf'.f-made j
man. "Women nv good soldiers ord If
they make V 1 matrimonial l-atgaln '
j many of them stand by It. If their hus
' -inv '.au't u9tort them they support
Ivmetlres sjkI lioinctlm" the litlshand, .
' if thsy ?ie.rve silence on this point J
, do It with a mental reservation.
lcr.-ly M surely contempt Is griming
up In their hearts for the man wfco.n the
world has .heatHn :.J who consents to
ienJii bsateu. It has not beaten Ihtin '
and thsy think be should have ben
strong snough '.o weather the atorm and i
win tbe bat'ie. It U only another form
of a woman's Hdmlra,Uon for r. strong j
man. a. ijnlrmal Mntlment with our x.
"Hnsbande should not tesxe tliflr
wlvtw. Tt. I know the adage. I think
it's from the Hootch, That nhotn we
lore -wo tosss. tint It'a fam'Jarlty. '
Team's a rertaiii amount of oontempt
mingled with It Teasing la making the
rxrson you teas ths butt of your Joks,
and nfl One likM that nfflre. TV) VAU
know any btwVands who llks to be th
ohJet of rJdJouJeT X dftn'L Thsy rsisnt
It Tjry tnjipWy In tmmiitakvbls rnsssu-
Una ftMon. Tby ought to be as eon-
Iderata of thejr wlvsa they expert
trtlr wives to be of them.
"lett the fftrnJtr sen of humor '
I AXsroitsd ort others who ars out of the
I' family and who don't rolnd it, or who
can d of end themselves tn kJnd Or, te!r
tr still, Ut th burner hs IniMrsonal
THE BEfci: UALAtiA, F.IUOAY. Dl-X'tiAlBlslH b, l!HL
A
JiiflgeughtttoaoiiBatt - Theii.
rf0 PAP OOFJtfT 7 cP5 1 of 00 A TMi Mfr M-U I WiT
fiuouKi our of an-v J T 0 TH i lJJ. v -j- - f 1 rLjcMS
2L fRi
IT Wi-SHIO ONLY DAUGHTER AND
A WE WAS SVlrfG HCF! ftWAY
He SAie oe carctol or hg
VOONG MAM, SWCfe ONLY A
UTTi.C COUNTRY ORL' "JXUN
the bridegroom pullko a
I KTNOW ALL THAT PCr OUT TEU
ME THIS ir MrtRQUARO COUtlD
row n Bonr ckos& this
ATLANTIC HOW rTlR COCLD
4
OP WTH THE
NftPKItfS Soys! HERE
C0V3 THE SQUP
SHE OOH'T KNOW
EH? WHAT
EVIL MASTER
BO SH SERVE
AVY,
THE DIFFERCrKC BT
TWEEH A RRflftM AM A
OM
DOM
SHE MOST
AM IV0ft DOME.
COME TO
SOff
1
i ixxwinixxiDBUxnsxxaxngBaiBBnH!BBi i
AIRS. IMOOKV M. I1LOOU.
I n j, funtiv ut f h vri.l, rt tnvu nnil
Icondltlona, not of persons. It's .u. pla-,
janter and safer - -.
"Most of the divorces are asked for 1
I by women. Thst meana, jney are dls- j
satisfied with 'their 'husbands. Why. do,
you think"
i '"Usually on account 6f household ex-
pen trouble arises wlikh is mostly
, the husband's fault I had a vrrv good
,and wise Intsbapd and 'I'lnJ A'' way he
brought abojt an undcmtandlng, TUt
a z i re f) a
&fXTLEAN OC bgfrTCD
rn-gfl-Rfl-Rn
AL0N2O-MltTAH rt-YNN, CAN
yOU TELL MC DE JPlPFl-REHCr
CTWBENA KCOND BfiiietAHH
WWO MVfrt, ALL TWK ri.lCf5 ANL
A MMi &tOOXlH6 fr w& wire.'
fOTOf fLYNN- i'm SUJPr ixjohV
KNOW- VfHAT 16 THC XXrTE VCNCtf .
ALONTO-trvCI. L, Dfc &eCOM
EW9e:rAAN Mi6Lt- VU yMVNcS
ATIO Jlf OTNAH &nri.i, OS
"06HO6 ".cna win. Renve.fr
TMt? tY Of THE HEN,
TMCVLL BP FIFTY OENT&
A D02CH H 7HE WfVTEl?
NIX
MOPE
Cm the boob
-that put the
DE
DOME Or! THE
' CHA
DOMESTIC"
KNOW
first month nf our marriage I went Into
a store tn make a einull pui chase and
the proprietor, who was nn old friend,
came to mo and told me hs bait it won
rierfu) new atoek of bed nnd table linen
Now. my mother had given me enough
linen to lest for live Jar I should
have remembered ttiit Tuiit the nicrelmiit's
slrvn voire lurid me 'o the linen rnntr
The st(.' k wu I-"-'! -lift. i and I I o isll'
and hoi; I 1 ' 1 'I V 'cd VJ " o" h
I "tut i f I J 'he
ii.
AHc
I S lr-Klrv I . ..,.- II
i r : - - imii u i i . i
Drawn for.
proprietor dismissed the matter of !nv
menl with a wuvn of the hand nnd a
I 'I'ay any lime, Miss Imogene; any time.'
I thought so little of the matter that I
qulto forgot It.
"On the first of the month the bill
went to my husband's office. He showed
It to me and asked me about It, unit I
snld, 'Why, mnmma isih1 tn buy any
thing she wanted and papa Mettled twice
a year.' My husbitud stullod nnd said,
My dear, I will vivo you nil the money
I ran afford for household exiH'nses, and
you please always pay cash.' That was
a lesson I never forgot. No word ever
enme up again about household uxpeiiSM.
Ho was clever enough and strong enough
to bring about an understanding rrolu the
start. If not I, without any training In
buying tor the home, would havo bought
wildly, and there would have been wild
times. Hut the bridegrooms ar silly crea
tures who have lost their common sense
(or tho tlms, and when they regain It
tho bride has grown unmiuiHgenblc, nnd
what he calls plain talk become verbal
abuse, which slt very properly resents.
"The man Is the captain of the mat
rlpionliil ship, and If ho stills It straight
and wisely It will not go upon the rocks."
A Trrnsnrfl.
"My wlfo Is the most economical woman
In the world," said Dubklns. proudly.
"Why, do you liiiow, shu'H even found ii
UMt for tho smell of by molnr-rari"
'Tirrat heavens you ' don't mean Itl"
Mild Hnrkawav.
. "Yuh," wiiii itihKins, "Mim nangs vneiise
' cloth over the gasollno oxhnusl, and pucka
nwny her furs in It to Iteep the moths out
I during the aitmmor," Harper's Weekly.
I I I I
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1
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rucivn&n. j taw
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have miiw fun with tho now Irish hand,
Patrick wn duly left In ohiurro of tho .
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Oolntr tn h nearby drug tor they pro-
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ensiled; '
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"Take an order, wilt you?"
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"What's tluit7"
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''Well, now, an' nln't that a htooinln'
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"How's that!" .
"Just sold them all to the new brew
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