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The Real and the False Bohemia
By WINIFIU5D BLACK.
There's a man ot seme In America. Ho
lives In Kansas City.
The other nlglit ho hear' that his 17
i ear-old daughter had gone downtown to
a bohemlan dinner. The man of seno
hopped Into his
motor car and be
gan looking for
that dinner and
that daughter.
It took him some
little time to find
them, )ut he did.
Ha arrived at the
"smart afe' just
a the wjne came
on tho table the
cocktails had al
leady gone.
"Daughter-." said
the man of sens,
"daughter, come
home with' me."
Daughter stood up, then she sat down.
8ho flushed and bit her fpollsh little lip.
"I'm dining here, father," said the girl,
"and I can't break, tip the party."
ivaugnicr. earn tne man of sense,.
daughter, come home."
The man who took the girl to the bo
hemlan dinner stood up. Ho did his best
to look llbo the -hero in the last society
Play. "3i" said the young man, huskily
-hetfB&njrttYti't a tad -fellow. latMhe
two CflOlitalls-. Had already gone' to' his
not overly strong head, "Sir, I brought
your daughter heret We are having a,
little bohemlan dinner my friends and I
nd"
J'Youug hian." said the man of sense,
"wliat you and' your friends are having
does not Interest me in the least. I want
my daughter to come home and she's
copilng." And daughter came.
Bohemian dlnnerl If f had a young
daughter at the dlnnor age and any
man. woman or child dared to titter the
word bohemian to her, I'd forbid my
daughter ever to look at, speak to or
think of the person who sold that' ob
noxious word in her presence ever again
as. long as-she lived or at least as long
as she depended on roe for board and
lodging and clothes.
nohcmlanl No real bohemlan ver men
tions the thing, or even kndws what you
mean when you mention It If you are
that 'sort of person.
Bohemian! That's the name and the
right name; too, for a lot of cheap little
dives with red curtains all over the place,
bad cooking, imitation wlnn and cheap
vulgarity that is not imitation at all.
T remember the first "bohemlan" place
1 ever Saw. I was IS, wide-eyed and ro
mantic. Some friends took me to dine over
somewhere, with a saloon on both sides
of the door, a cheap dance hall opposite
and a blonde with black eyes at the
t-athler's desk.
"A tegular grlsette,'' whispered one of
my friends, as we passed the blond
cashier at heV desk In the cage.
"A regular what?" I gasped "S-sh!"
xaid my friend, "ahfi'll hear you." So I
knew that a grlsette was something:
mysterious and' not exactly er a
"the dinner was bad; distinctly bad.
Thin soup, fish that you really couldn't
tijnk of. something they called "roll."
two leaves of wilted lettuce for salad
and" a dab of villainous pink stuff they
ald was lce'-cream. But. oh, the atmos
phere! Oh, the art for art's sake! Oh,
the' 'wild, adventurous nlr of the whole
olace!
I looked at an elderly person with two
pink spots on her cheeks and a mouth
o red it really wasn't quite nice to
'o'ok at.
Wank, the famous dancer." said my
friend. "Dying of consumption. See that
young fellow with her? He hM devoted
his life to her. Clave up everything on
earth to stay with her till she dies
beautiful story."
The elderly person took a little too
much wine and made eyes at the waiter,
Somehow I could not feel quite so ro
mantic when I -saw that.
"Bunny Uunstone, the great wit," said
my friend again, when a roly-poly man
with a pb face and pair of twinkllntr.
selfish, cold greedy pig's eyes, came by.
"So and Ho. the violinist." Very seedy
the violinist and very sullen he looked,
and the woman with him looked half
scared to death every time he looked
at her.
Old, young, .pretty, ugly, seedy and
flashy every one of- the bohemlans, and
posing and false and self-conscious, too,
every mother's daughter and every moth
er's son of them.
They talked too loud, they laughed too
loud, they looked at the waiters for ap
proval, they ogled each other too odiously
w.hen they began dinner, andbefore they
were through dear mel I wished so'1 hard
that I was at home.
Bohemian! Drunk and' disorderly, that's
what they were In plain police court
language, and rd rather ace any girl of
mine a prim Puritan to the day of her
death than to have her accustomed, (,o
seeing that sort ot thing and taking at
as a matter of course.
TVhat right has a man to take a girl
to a place. Hko that and tell her who
this faded notoriety Is, and wh(f it is
that sits mizzling at the disreputable
table '"with- fier dlst;einllabl4 friends.
What right htfs a middle aged woman
to chaperone a decent girl to any such
place?
Bohemia! The real bonemia an, mars
a different thing. rou aon i nave 10
drink more than Is good for you to live
there. You don't have to eat messy food
and tell risky stories. You don't hare to
pretend to admire elderly berouged por
sons because they once ran away with
somebody's husband, or completely ruined
somebody's son.
You Just Jiave to be natural, and real,
and honcrt and perhaps a little clever.
You may dress In gingham or In silk,
or walk lrt purple and rustle In lace; no
ono will care and many will not oven
know. It Is you they will like, not somo
posing, self-scheming creature that pro
tends. But you Just you as your mother
bore you and If you are kind and gen
erous and simplo as well as wise and
clever, or oven Just kind 'and simple and
nothing more, they will love you In the
real bohemla, even If you like things to
be clean and prefer ham and eggs lo
"rotls" and wilted salad.
So you took her homo, did you father-
home to mother, home to llttlo brother?
Bohemia! For her. or the llttlo girl
whose first tooth you have somewhere
set In some absurd ring or other?
And she cried all the way home, did
she. and tried to be dignified and In
dignant? Her soft cheek was flushed with
the cocktail she drank before you ar
rived, and she kept saying that she would
never step out of the house again as long
as she vjlved. You had humiliated and
shamed her so.
Well well, It was a bad hair hour, uui
it Is past now, all pBt, and some day
the llttlo girl will tell her daughter how
you came and made her go home with
you.
It may be bohemlan to have the cur
tains yellow Instead of red, and tho cock
tails wll doubtless have a new name,
but they have the same old-fashioned ef
fect, Just the same, and it you are a
wise mother you will keep daughter away
from bohemla and keep her for away at
that.
Stop any one out of a dozen poor things
who slip by in the dark these chill eve
nings painted, bedlsened, ogling, poor
things, and If ihe tells you the truth,
you'll hear something about the first bo.
hemlan dinner that will make you glaj
daughter has someone to protect her from
them and all thHr (Ike and Hind.
Here's to you. Mr. Kansas City man.
Some day Itttts daughter will thank ypu
for taking her home In timet
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New Chivalry Recognizes Woman as Equal of Man
A. WOMAJN'S good looks
Depend on ber &cnerl beltk tad freedom (rem paifl. Maay neaaaa (sok old
bshn ber time becaaie o( thoie irrej(ulariti w)iloh are etsratially feminlae.
Startlg iron eriy voawabved, ib sufsrs froaa fretotIr rtwrring dranmenti
.that UMet ber Trosaanly beellh. Ii ah be beautifbl b raw ifllo that mellow
af without wriaklei aad orowfwt about the eyias or tbe blue circlesi underneath.
It r lavtriebly tbe rule that such wene suCer little, or got at all, from womanly
(ieraajlcmestt wbieb sap tbe health aad leave (a tbe aee tbe teH-tale story o( pain
and sufcriej. Dr. R.Y. Pierce, tlso imeui tpeaitlut ia tee ojitaui of womca, found
e prHpriptifla in bk early practice (kt"solhed tbe oraaitas peculiar to woman
hood oiled tbe machinery, as it wrre, of tbe buaata ajriteai aad helped the woman,
to past tbose poiaful period (bat scar-lined asd eied her aee, Tbk remedy ntcame
tbe wan-uaewm ur, rierae a I'avorue r rescript ion, mat uaa
bcac&ted tbeuaanda of woaaea aad saved them from misery
aad auStrmg at driweat penaaa is Ulc,
MlS OUKSTK HAKN1S JOBIMV.
JUa&fiaaGB.
By ADA PATTKItBO.V.
There is a new chivalry.' Msi Modeste
Hanhls Jordan, ou?ti ur the former
! t'nlted States minister to Hlmln. Iih dis
covered It. and alle knowa much of chiv
alry, as alio cqmes from that part of our
' country in whlah it flowers, mokt abun
dantly and longest.
I She 'Is one of the soft-voleed, noft-
handed women from the rputh who have
Um. Kaly K TxUCK f Ml BHctt BbrMt. 8m1. OoU wHtm : .conquered difficulties and slain the aelf
"tamnrw well wojapn Ur njiltrlrv for tltr jmat nd ductOTixe treated boglei of fear and weakneaa In
n, W1 iMV'ilT ! the business world. From a Klorida town
aid I vu uffnag tnn a gMsrth. wklw. tin, woeld result In
oaaesr. aad said I would aot tire were Mn two rnn if not opr
mtai 9a Heat stray. baaaata howMlr dlMoars4 bat would nt
ran seat ta tbe aratiar4 aa 1 was too mi aa4 too modi afraid, tat at
Utf. tknaih (eta m1t4o of a f rUV I Mad Dr. Plarca'a nadltinw, anl
mitrr ualag tuo bceUa it ba ' trtil Prmcrlptka ' I iaunadiauty
fait a- cLM- I alw w4 twa if 'MaallEg Suvoitiftrs ' and
M HU4 ! TOMU,- Ml CU MII7 KVM IM lUiS OI VX.
flarca nxoicuw to au rk
"Tell me more of the new chivalry,"
"Jt Is not tho chivalry tlint bows before
Ihe weakness of woiiwi, but stnudn bare
lundud before her strength. It Is tho
plilvalry that owns woman an mon'n com
plement. "Wo cannot awaken this chivalry by
fainting or crying any more. With the
passing of crinoline and puprr-sotcd ahoas
passed tho fainting woman, When a man
now rises fiom he mat In a crowded car
It Is not because he la afraid a woman
will faint If h allows her to stand. He
known she la capable of holding on to
that strap as long aa ahn nerd.
"Tlir new chivalry Is not an effort to
plorco the veil of the mystery of woman
hood. Women are no longer myterle
they are finnk, shouldor-tp-shoulder, mu
tually hWpful enmrprtert on tho march,
comrades In work and play,
"They lt at the next desk to a man
und play golf with him. There Is no
moonlight Illusion about them. They are
fine creatures who frankly boar the
atiutlny of midday. This sort of girt
dotnn't Inspire Hie chivalry or the giated
casement and the guitar, but u finer,
more enduring one.
"The new chivalry is not bned upon
romance. Of couise, In the days when
every lad was a Unlght Rtid every las
a queen ihern waa a glriinor about fem
ininity, Ihe glamor of the icmote and
perhaps unattainable. She wan kept In a
hnlf-clolsteicd recluslon, veiled, In a
measure, In oriental style.
'"Kamlllailty has not bred contempt, but
It has stripped awv untruths. It. hsa
banished romance, which la untruth, but
the revelation has given us a surer foun
dotlon. Tho nfcw chivalry has nothlps
to do with the shifting sands of romance.
"When I mart my first timid appear,
anco In an office I waa made constantly
to feel that I waa a woman and so an
Intruder. Now, when a man calls at tho
offico and finds that Ita occupant Ih u,
woman, he shown not tho slightest aur
prlhc. Ho sit down and talks bustnest,
candidly, without superfluous words, as
he doa to a man. This la tho Illicit, most
delicate kind of chivalry. It Is the recog
nition thnt hu is his equul In the old
chivalry n man seemed to call" tit a
woiian from a IoiijS distance. Now they
meet on common ground. Ha listens, not
Willi amused tolerance, an he tired to do,
but with respectful and appreciative at
tention, for he knows her view's are worth
while.
"When the chivalry takes a persona!
form and a man seeks a woman for a
wife, he looks upon her neither as a
Mcarf thrown across his arm nor a weight
llA ... . L. . kin n.. . V. n m.. .1 n
of four branches of business, looking up ! , "Z,. . . , V. .
from her neatly crowded Saab. "I like! ' ; " , !",'1 . ' "l!"1
traversed, and this I' what she has seen
by the way
"t'hlvulry In't dead, but a new kind
has been born." said the busy executive
tin now kind because it doesn't con
tlnually remind me that I am a woman.
It recognises In you and me and other
workurx that w aru minds and charnc.
ter I" action. It listens to our opinion
and looks level-ever. Into our eyes, with-
that makes him a oomaltto human being,
u worthy member of society.
"Ths chivalry aatlflep any woman of
common aense and moat wonfen are that.
The languishing, romantic woman la aa
freakish and unusual a typo aa the atrcet
comer masher, both unwelcome types
left oyer from another and not ao wtie
out coquetry."
where mii still wear wide-brimmed hats ; "You okcept tho street corner maaher?" lage.
ana omit notoing from their wwecplng 1 1 asked. -xha man who la ao unchlvalroua to
compliments air the final "r," to an "Uon't think of him. He is a freak i women that I, who glvas no sign of
ofIce In one ot the highest buildings Injnnd not worth u. thought. There are i either civility or camaraderie would have
New York, xvhere no juan ever take off so few of him ompard wtli.the miu pf 'been Juat aa much lacking In courtesy
Ii.k hat in th elevaMr let he contrurt . (ne met. in the Vnlted Htatw native ' In the day Whan knighthood w In
When a decent sort of a man
Ulor, is the dlatanc JIUs Jordan Ijajiidavp Hi IheJc heaJti.'' . f let a woman hang by a strap in tbe
It- 13hliA WIIKHIiKR W1IA.X).. . ,
la tho wny lmrd nnd thorny, ohi my brother?
Do tomiosts beat, nnd advorsa wild wlndp blow?'
And aro you spent und broken at each nightfall)
Yet with each morn you rise nnd, onWnrd roV
Urothcr, 1 knbw, I know! ' . '
1, too, havo Journoyod o, ,
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la your heart mad with lonslug, oh, my slater?' . .
Aro all great priBalonB In your hrcast nglow? . '
Does, the white womlor of jour own soul blind you,
And nro you torn with rapturo nnd with woe?
Sinter, I know, 1 know!
1, too, have Buttered ho.
la tho road filled with anuro and quicksand, pllcrim?
Do pltfalln llo whoro rosea aeem to grow?
And havo you noroetlmoB ntumhlod In the darkness,
And nro you bruleod ami scarred by many a blow?'.
Pilgrim, I know, I know!
I, too,1 havo stumbled no.
Do you scud out rebolllous cry and question,
As mocking bourn pass Hllpntly ami slow,
Does your Insistent "whorofor" bring no answer, -Whllo
ntnrfl wax palo with watching; nnd droop low?
I, too, havo questioned so,
But now I know, I know!
To toll, to strive, to err, to cry, ;to. grow,
To love through all- thin Is the way to know. '
(Copyright, 1912, by Amerfcan-Joilrtml-Ilxanilner.)
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subway, it in not because tho Instinct of
chivalry Is dead, but becauso it has not
been trained along the right linen Hues
that twlong to the prosant time. Ilia
mother, his slater and his women friends
must teach him thla, It hi school teach
er havon't.
"They ahould have taught him and
should teach him every day, that women
claims no apnclal consideration In any
but ono direction. Nature haa given her
a body frailer thnu his.
"She Is not made for going to war,
nor for breasting wind ulul weather, nor
for battling with tbrouga as In tho sub
way. Therefore, ho ahould protect her,
und he dots, If he Is worthy ot tho new
chivalry,'1
ItndlHHt Fit ui'les,
I.ochIhk the woman Is the basis of all
uuccerafiil detective work.
Nearly every girl la left-handed for a
while after her engagement la announced!
Tlvose who Insist on rttting In tho re
served seats utwiiys havo to jiuy a llttlo
mom than thn accommodation In worth.
No man with a baby In tho house ever
Inquires If any invuntor is working on tho
problem of pwpeUiil motion.
Bvery man wiintn n alow poco enforced
upon the motoroir until ho owns one.
A pretty girl nnver hns occasion to wenr
a veil.
Home women have children, and other
only theories As to how children should ho
roared.
There Is a quarrel In noarly every fam
ily, and generally It is about money
A boy often nets the worat of It. In
a good many Iriatanoos ho affords ti Ih
father tho only opportunity the latter
ever has to rhow his authority
What makes a girl ao Independent Is
how aafe it Is for her to be bpw-leggeJ
instead of stoop-shouldered.
Just Insist 1
Say, "Waiter! IwantBlatz
the beer that bears the triangular
label on the bottle."
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Every barrel of Rlatz every
bottleevery glas tells its own
story of quality and character.
Phone your order and M
have a case in your home.
BLATZ COMPANY
802-310 Douglas St, Omha, Neb.
Phone t Douglas 6662
BWirtBraUttoyajrcllail U be,Sd 1 wH US olku. ' PiewnuUi ueui.e lie H-a he ti.e gio'.nd i Ai. erjru with thp Jitvr chlvaliy planted I flower
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