'4 THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1912. The Qmah daim m I'OUNDKD UX BDWAlUJ UOSEWATElt. VICTOR nOSKWATBlt. HIHTOIt. BEE Ul'lLblNO, FAllN'AM AND 17T1I. Entered at Omaha postofflce as eocond- claaa matter. TEUMIToK SUBSCIUlTION. Sunday Bra. one year $. Saturday Dec, one year 1.W Sally Beo without Sunfiay, one yer. A W ally Bee. and Sunday, one year.... M DELIVERED BY CAItfUKH. Kvenlnir and Sunday, per month...... wc Kvenlnjr, without Sunday, per month. luc ally llec. Including 8unday, per mo. c Dally Bee. without Sunday, per mo... w Addreca all complalnta or Irroirularlties In delivery to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCES, Itemlt by draft, oxprfiaa or posUl order, payable to Tho Bee Publlahlng Company. Only 2-eent aUmpa received In payment of amall account. Ieronal checka. ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not Accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bea bulldlns. South Omaha-nlS N iitreet. Council Hlufra-H North Main street. Lincoln- Little bulldlnK. Chicago 1041 Marquetto bulldlnK ICansa Clty-ltllance bulldlnK. New York-94 West Thlrty-thlnl. fit. Loul-2 Frlnco UulMIn. Waahlnston-72S Fourteenth ft. CORItEHPONDBNCE. Communlcatlona relating to newa and rdltorlal matter rhould be ttddr.ciaed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. OCTOBER CIRCULATION 51,898 Stata of Nebraska, County of DoiiKlaa. m: DwlRht William, circulation manuRor of The Bee PubllahlnK compnny. belnc duly iwora, aaya that the uveraco dally circulation for thn month of October, 1912. was 61.8M. DWlOHT WILLIAMW. Circulation Manager. Subicrlbcd In my prensnco and aworn to before me thla lt dny of November, J9tt ROBERT HUNTER, (Seal.) Notary Public. "Bbcrlbrr lenTlng the city eaipo rllr ahoold have Tfce Bed mailed to them. Adilrraa will ba .chang-ril aa often aa re qneateil. Tho sublimity of tho nubllmo porto Is fast fading. Two Christmas Horns to romembcr early shopping nnd Ked Cross stamps. . When, an actpr cannot think of anything else to do ho trios to play Hamlet, How could tho sultan boar to loso with such a 'fine roglmont of Vivos to choor him on? Another theater, says a news Item, Is planned for Omaha. Whoro Ib tho demand for It? Now, If wo could, also send up tho gun along jxJth tho gun totor for llfo tho law would be moro effective. So Women's sklrtfl of tho now stylo nro to look Uko on envelope Juut so they do not fit quite like thora . Th now nickel with a buffalo fend an inuian- itwcripuqn must o u token of' respect to Colonel " vt K, Cody. ' Sonator Joe Datloy of Texas prom Ises to tender the nation his services a Jlttlo longer than ho had first de termlnod. An oxchango has Homo ," Yarns Told by fiuVg'oons.' We doubt If thoy arc. .half ns KPdd ns somo told by thoir patients. Tho only place In tho country now where corn la called raalzo is New England, where they do not!BhoulJ bo th1 f .-nation. raise enough to know wbat it is. President-elect Wilson seems to have some atrenuoolty of his own, ns indicated by Mils ' angry throat to thrash- a displeasing newspaper photographer. Mr. Bryan Is going to Bormuda, but, of course, merely to rest and visit, not to tallo politics or (cabinet) chop with another distinguished so journer there. Six months' leavo of absonco in Europo Booms to have worked tho desired Improvement in Mr. Morso, bo much so that, ho is ablo to start on another foreign trip. It tha Pullman Car company earned 140,000,000 hut year, iiur haps it can afford in time to relievo tho traveling public from the onus of paying Its porters' Wages. The Houston Post attempts to charge up the Ben Davis npplo as a product of republicanism How does it happen to have been so oxtousivcly popular in Missouri, then? Now that a 11,000,000 hotel Is decided on, let us havo- it beforo 1915, so as to accommodate our selves: to tho Papama-Paciflc expoBl tlon hosts crossing the continent. It seems safe to bet even now that the .cabinet which goes Into otflco with Dr. Wilson March 4 will not be the cabinet intact that comes out of otfce with him four years hence. Philadelphia is slow to permit the United States to have the old liberty boll transferred to San Francisco for the exposition Jn 191C. Fortunately, the old town holds no monopoly ' on what the liberty bell stands for. Tb Globe-Democrat, always alert to taa best interests of St, Louis, csiw en Its people to plant more tre n the public thoroughfares. WHat, with, whole streets already of Poplar, Elm, Spruce, Walnut, Chest nut, Pine, Olive, Locust nnd other varfeUM? A Real Hotel Proposition. The .offer by Messrs. IJrandels and Kennedy of a site for a 11,000,000 hotel at tho northwest corner of Eighteenth nnd Douglas street should bo accepted without needloss delay and work on'the building begun as soon as possible. This Is a business as woll a public- spirited proposition. Wo have no doubt that tho men. who met 'to re ceive tho offer will exert their in fluence to see that it rosults in giving to (Omnha this much . needed ac quisition. So far ns the site is concerned, lt!1Ie wanted tho nomination himself, or is almost Ideal. As a business prop osition tliero can be no doubt of the soundness of such a project. While Omaha is highly equipped with very good hotels, (t lacks this otic, as is generally recognized. Wo havo had a good many plans for $1,000,000 hostelricn In tho yearn gone by; wo should carry out this one. Omaha's distinctive locition, growth and nggrcsHlroncsB peculiarly requiro It. Those Warring Doctors. This promises to. bo a lively winter for legislatures, for tho allopaths and tho homeopnths and tho osteopaths and a few score other varieties of medical schools threaten to lock horns over legislation compelling tho use of certain kinds of medicine. Tho homeopaths' field commander, for Instance, charges that tho allo paths, or tho rogulars, as thoy pre fer to bo called, propose to rnako compulsory tho tiso of aiitl-toxn in coses of diphtheria, while,, according to the homeopaths, thoy can and do effect euros of diphtheria better without this nntldoto, In short, Dr. A. P. Bynns, secretary of tho Nationnl Loaguo for Medical Freedom, who belongs to tho .homeopathic school, assorts that tho allopaths' purposo la to form a trust and shut out from legal practice physicians of all other classes. If the doctor has accurately divined tho enemy's plans, It shows tho allo paths to bo courageous men, to say tho loast, willing to undortako tho most herculean of tasks. Tho day has gono by in this country for any ono school of hcullng to claim a monopoly, on tho field.- That Is not saying that, for.thb ,uako ptfhumanlty it might not bo better if tho bars wore raised a llttlo it la simply acknowledging the surer, tswlft tend ency toward tho licensing of most any kind of treatment of' human Ills'. It would 1)0 our ' guess, therefore, tlint tho homeopathy ad their alllos in this battlo for froedom woro a- eumlhg jnnocfcssary trouble in 1m uglnlng th'oy aro In dangor of oxclu 'slon in restraint of trado. . -v What Basis for Taxation? It Is interesting to road from tho pon of ono of our local tax reformers, who has given much study, to tho sub Jcct, this reference to tho Incomo tax: i The proposition of taxlns Incomes Is fundamentally unsound and unjust. It Is baaed on tho Idea that tho government should derive Its revenues i from those best able, to pay, while the proposition can bp considered neither Just nor wise, Not all men aro able to pay, but what V i 1 1 1 wnuaptiniant I a il I la t r K In vlow of this reversion to tho Jeromy Bontham'a quid-pro-Qi(o the ory, it would seem that wo will havo to rovlBp our notion what the basis of taxation ought to be before we ngrco upon a uulvorsally satisfactory method of tax revision. Advertising for Marriages. A San Francisco clergyman has been running this advertisement In tho want ad columns of local news papers: Wanted Tho llov. .J, M. Heady, pastor Central Buptlst churclC 1&0 Kureka street, has opened a downtown office at Hotel May, across from the court house; mar riages solemnized. Anyone desiring the services of n pastor Invited to call. No doubt, many ways are open for a ninn of God to minister to tho re lief of burdeucd hearts or stricken minds by keoplng himself within their reach. It is currently believed that a great gulf too often separates tho splrltually-neody and the splrltu ally-blessed. But whon it cornea to facilitating matrimony If that .Is. tho purpose another sldo of the quca- tton presents Itself for sober thought Do couples seeking marriage exjSorl onco difficulty in finding some-one. to perform tho ceremony? The' diffi culty seems, to be the oxcosslvo ease With which persons, fit or unfit fori mating, can have themselves spttcod' at cut rates. Far bo it from us to discourage advertising, but. wo would hftyo tho marrying minister empha elio other advantages "safe and sure," for example. That Is one of Uio prime factors considered In every attack made upon the growing dl vdrce evil. Proctors and medical ex aminers are advocated as a means of restricting undesirable matrimony, Thla minister, -who shows himself alert to modern methods of pub Ilclty, toas a" Ifteat opportunity, thero- UiUl . llvrrfnir is l;rr(nK Washington ftoit The Treasury department 'haaforinayyj Mtuucu iifut ? ici ruin la Ul7, " mui demonstrating tho' enlightenment In tar iff matters which Ku come since Secre tary una held that frogs" letfs were !rcsad poultry. PUZZLE FOE THE DEMOCRATS What Will Woodrow Wilson Do with Mr. Bryan? "Deueon" 3. C. Hemphill, a dl tinctiiihej southern democrat, editor and party commentator, recently transferred hl editorial aklll to the eolumna of the New York Times, and la down In Wash ington observing tho political game nnd telling about It. In a late letter to the Times Deacon Hemphill propounds the qtieatlon: "What Will Woodrow Wilson do with Mr. Bryan?" nnd dlscumcd It In this dearonlnn atyle. It Is true tlint William Jonah Bryan whs largely Instrumental In brlntrlnir about the nomination or Woodrow Wil son at lialtlmorc at lonat. It wits with b' knl'e that Clininp Clark was alaln. tH-ariy everybody thought so; but lull ing that, bo ensayt'u hjClvmsh,.., rolo of Warwick. Not only did h knock his iiuondani loyal chomplon from Mia aourl Into a cocked hat and open tho yay for effoctlvo work by tb- fr'o ' of Mr. Wilson, but he dominated tha Commllteo on resolutions and iai . platform of the party. What It Is all ilbout no ono has been ablo to figure out ito far. ft can bo said for It, however, that It proved to be a ffood enough plat form to net In on, so far as It really had anything to do with the result. But why In It that Mr. Bryan will not let tho altiiatlon along? "Would to God." said a vory pious democrat tho other day, wouia to God he would stay nt home! Ho is not only tho jrreatost menaco of tho democratic party, but. If Mr. Wilson suffer him to monkey with his work, no will prove to be tho Jonah of Nlm democrntto administration as ho has proved to be tho Jonah of the democratic party since hu entered upon his nolipv of rule or ruin. For sixteen venrs hl man has been In trio bally of tha dm... cratlo whale, which nppears to havo a Bood deal stroiiRer gastrlq tolerance than uio mammal which .uot rid of his pro totype In throe, days. HoVo BKain. prone to mako trouble as tha snarks flv tin. ward-ho couldn't srot what bo wnnii ind ho will not lot Wilson havo what he nun KOI. - t Mr. Bryan Is not a member of ..m..- houso of congress. , Ho has no official relation to tho domocrotlc party. He has only to his credit thrco defeats for tho presidency and boars the well-doservcd reputation of marplot. It appears to bo Iniposslblo for tho party to shako him. What heed the democratic administra tion and coiiBrcss will glvo him remains to bo seen; bqt It. cannot bo denied that Ills presenco here was rcirarded with scrl ous foreboding In tho last copBrcss ho tthtasonlrcd tho choice of Senator Murtln of Vlrjrlnla aa tho minority leader of tho sonato and did all ho could to dofcat tho ro-cIocUon of, Martin to the ronato in ine primary elections In Virginia. ,lle fduffht Simmons of North Carolina In the senate and Undorwood of Alabama in tho house. Ho assailed tho fnteBrlty of tho democratic, delegations from Virginia and Now York in tho convention at Bal timore. Tho party must do what ho cdmmands or ho will not stay w(th the party. He has moro than once proved his Independence of party obligations by refurtnir Ms support to party candidates, although ho has Insisted for sixteen Venn. that tho democrats who did not voto for him In 180! must bo excluded from tha rights and privileges of full ni.n . ' bershlp. Uo went Into tho campaign ioi ijjinnun in unio: lie lias nvorv. Lwhiro ami ul! the timo tried to bo the master,, not tho varvnnt of tho party. Ho- woufd havo bolted nt Baltimore If Harmon or Undorwood or Clark had been nominated, or so a great many of thoso who wcro watching his movernonts there ine BieeS Letter Boj ooklnar Bnckvrnrtfa nnd Korrrurds. fJOUTH OMAHA, Nov. a.-To tho edi tor of Tho Bee: I want to aay a few words moro In connection with my letter that I oddrossod to Governor Aldrlch a few days of tor tho recent election, u copy of which letter you kindly printed In your columns. After my letter was printed In Tho Bco I received many lettors of com mendation on tho stylo of lettor I wrote, from different parts of the state and was also personally praised for my action. But received one letter that was of un anonymous nature, as It was written on somo typewriter In Omaha and mailed In Council Bluffs. Tho anonymous writer complimented mo by calling mo a fool, Idiot and other pet names, following out tho ltoosovelt style of calling people, who do mot agree with tho bull moosers. thieves, liar b and scoundrels. It must have hit Mr, Anonymous hard or hu would not haVe been too great a coward to sign his natno to his very pleasing epistle. It Is to bo hoped that the cam paign methods of the Iloosevelt people will never again be countenanced by the, peopi of this country. A part of tho bull mooso campaign was to havo sent to all Voters that they thought It would Influence one of tho most disreputable sheets ever published In the United States In which all kinds of baseless slanders were Used against Tuft by accusing him of bvlug In league with the Cuthollo church. Tli result of the election showed how much Tuft was -In league with tne Catholla church or any other church, or gunlsatlon. But the slanderous sheet had Its effect Just tho same and thoug. ahds of old time republicans, and prob ably hundreds-ot thousands of them, Vrero 8Q badly Influenced that they voted either lor .Wilson or Iloosevelt. it is already stated that the election of Wlloon la mak ing things In the country dull, with the mere threat of what will come with democratic administration In full control of the government when they, ns a party, did not get a vote of confidence from the people at all for Uie returns show that It la a minority party by millions of votes. It Is my prediction that the bull tnoosera will want to tumble over thm selves to get bark Into the republican ranks Inside of four years. The demo cratlo party never run things right In this nation and they will not do any better now than at any time In the past. "Mr., Anonymous. 1 will not accept your Invitation to Join the bull niooHo party for 4t wllL last about as long aa 1 the Knownothlng party did. I; A. AONHW. Strrct Cor Venttlatlou. OMAHA. Nov. 1 JTo the Editor ot The nee: At thn present time The Be is advocating reforms In the street car service, which. If followed out, will proy ot Inestimable value- to ttjt public. It has sent forth a demand for more cur, which. It acceded to, will expedite tmrvl and ru believed at the time. "If he and I were both going to Chicago at the same time," said Clerk Tremblo of the house yes terday, "ho by tho Pennsylvania rail road and I by the Baltimore A Ohio, as suming that I rhould (fcrcr that route, there would !o a fight If I should refuse to go with him and In his way. In his opinion here Is only ono road in tho party, nnd that Is the road that Is trav eled by him." NolKxly knows exactly what the rela tionship letwi-h Mr. Wilson and Mr. Bryan will be when the new administra tion begins; but all the sincere well-wishers of tho new president nnd of tho dem ocratic party hopo that there will be at least ono exception to tho alleged "open door" policy at tho White house. It .would save Mr. Wilson from many a bad quarter of an hour if ho should say to tho Nebrnskan right now: '"Here's your hat; what's your hurry?" But there Is alt sorts of talk hero ns what Mr. Bryan will do about the cabinet! what ho will do with tho tariff: whether he will Insist upon monetary legislation tak ing precedence, nnd what will be his at titude as to many other matters of leg islation and administration. A rather shrewd observer of air currents said to day: "Mr. Wilson will offer the appoint ment of secretary of state to Mr. Bryan, and Mr. Bryan will say; 'Thank you: but with whom am I to be associated?' ' That Is to say, If the other cabinet selec tions mndo by Mr. Wilson should bo sat isfactory to him -and the subscribers" to The Commonert as It were, Mr. Bryan might bo gracious enough to assume tho premtehshtp. And It he should. It would bo Interesting to speculate ns to what would become of Mr. Wilson: for there Is not the least doubt that this particular camel, having gotten his head under his canvas, would not be slothful In Induc ing the remainder of his body to follow. And then, what? Naturally Champ Clark, the speaker as Is and tho speaker ns Is to be, and Under wood, tho democratic floor leader In the house, and Senator Martin, tho demo. cratlc leader In tho senate, could not bo expected to go wild about such an ap pointment to the chief seat In tho demo cratic Sanhedrln, and there is no reason to believe that Simmons of North Caro lina would regard such an event with any degree of hilarity. There Is a very pronounced disposition on tho part of somo of tho least terrified among tho triumphant democracy to. resent Mr. Bryan's Interference with tho courso of legislation or administration affairs at Washington. Ho has no responsibility for either, and many men in good and regular party standing will bo much sur prised It ho shall bo permitted to take any part In directing or Influencing tho affairs of the government. Tho story was told last night thut Mr. Bryan had said he .would decline to ,nccept the state portfolio If It should bo offered to mm; ,that be would bold himself In reserve for tne spaco oi two years, oy wnicn ume bo was well conv!r)!fcd Mr. Wilson would bo involved In so many difficulties that ho could, step in then and do whatever1 ho pleased with .him, This story lucks confirmation Mr. Bryan' would probaiy say. that it Is. tod" ridiculous to dignify with dental! biit It shows that tho people aro loosing n Air. iirpui unu nuuut' and watahlng to nob What he Is 1 going- to .In iUn J1hU Vi- AcAmlaA Wa1( . '. . ..-iX . Iwj .,1 i essential to democr'tla iirt,c.'x But why Is It that Mr. Bryan .will j)0,f go homo nnd stay there? Old clncjnnatus wont back to his farm after ho had per formed th service required of him and' stayed there wt,t'h his goats and alfalfa until ho was recalled. tin ce to a great extent the present over crowding of tho cars during the rush hours, and add rmJch to tha comfort of tho passengers. Buuthuro is another matter concerning which tho public has not been consulted. and which Is intimately .related to Its comfort and health. During these beautiful days, when the temperaturo has boon that of early spring, tho cars have been literal Incubators: and all efforts on tho part ot the Individual passenger to let In fresh air have been futile, because tha windows aro fastened, and must remain bo, by reason, ot tho for- pceing nnd benevolent policy of the com pany In preparing for a hard winter. The fault does not He with the con ductora. Thoy aro constantly on tha plat form In tho fresh air and only venture past the threshold at times to shout to the suffocated, suffering passengers to move to the front of the car In order to make room tor mora victims. Having thus nicely packed tho "Incubates," ho closes the door, to keep them snug and warm; or, perhaps, to avoid losing one or .two. After a car has made one or two such trips It becomes as close and foul as r Pullman sleeper- after a hard night's use, but lacks the comfort thereof. It Is inenecessary to here dwell upon the clanger to health ot massing together Individuals In such unsanitary manner. Suffice It la to say .that many diseases can be. readily transmitted from an in fected person using the car to those im mediately surrounding him or her, and to subsequent passengers. This-Is especially true at this time ot the year, and later. when such diseases ore most prevalent. The methods of correcting' the existing yll Is deemed unnecessary herfc, better lojivlng tnem to tne altruistic spmi or ine company, whoso already expressed desire ls to Improve Its, service. . A PASSUNQliK. FAME AWAJ.T8 IIAIL.KOAI1 (1BX1US Problem of Keeplnsr FrelRUt Cars Moving fix lioara a uoy Philadelphia Record, Jnmra J. Hill knows almost everything about railroading' that Is worth knowing, and he says that a freight car Is In mo tion about two hours out of the twenty four. The rest of .the time It is 'backing and filling In freight yards, or standing on aide tracks, or wkltlng to be loaded or unloaded. Certainly no sort ot machinery- would earn Its, keep If It were" run only two hours a day, and It seems as It thero must be some way to expedite the- dila tory freight car, though of course the railroad officials have every Interest In thla an have resorted to many devices q accomplish It. Borne .railroad genius will aahieve'famn one bf tiie'se, days by finding out) how She cars can' be lept In it.i -t , . j....' unmv'i 4uur,jOr .jvosjjuir .iji,, iuua mvj i t r-1 : L:r-' . Art for Ari'd t Indlaoapoiin News. However great mu bo the uselessnesa hf trying to. decora the lily, the pure food authorities havo discovered that somo conscienceless, fruit dealcra have be lieved that It was profitable; to point the Hooking Backward COMPILED CHOnt DEE NOVKMHEK 23 Thirty Years Ago Tho Omaha Worklngmen's Sportsmen club has elected the following officers; President, H. Brewer; vice president, Moso Hender: secretary. John Lcocter; board of managers, H. D. Hathaway and H. Kerr. Tho club mil givo a shoot Thanksgiving day between teams cai- talned by Sfoso Hender nnd tSd Hen. drlcks. ''Tho Maid of Aaron" was put on at Boyd's In a pleasing manner. A ten'pound girl arrived nt the resi dence of Dr. J. M. Borglum and will oc cupy a prominent place In the household hereafter. Tho Lincoln telephone exchange Is still hanging fire, waiting for some prominent citizen to advance funds to aid In con struction. In tho freight rate war the Chicago, St. Paul & Omnha and Illinois Central ad vertise to carry freight, regardless ot class, from Omaha to Chicago for 15 cents per 100 pounds. D. J. O'Donohoe of the firm of O'Dono- hoo & Downing, went east to purchase holiday goods. Miss Amelia Harto died at her resi dence U18 Mason street. The new stenographers' brotherhood had an interesting banquet at the Millard. President (Shropshire was toastmastcr. Twenty Yenrs An W. D. Haller of Blair, rcprescntatlve olect, who was In tho city, thought the republicans would elect a United States senator ut Lincoln. Mc. nnd Mrs. Thomas Gibson returned to California, after visiting their son and daughter. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Gibson, nnd they wcro accompanied by Mrs. Henry Gibson to spend the winter with them. Prior to going to ("Qtillfomla In 1886, Mr. Thomns Gibson was secretary of the Omaha Board of Trade. Tho big committee of ushers for the coming B. "Fay Mills meeting was to re ceive instructions tho following Sunday at tho Young Men's Christian associa tion. John I. lledick filed In district court on amended petition In tho suit to collect a JC.000 Judgment against the city. Mr. Kedlck had in 1870 donated land for tho extension of Harney street from Twenty second to Twenty-sixth, which was to be improved by the city by 1SS6, and In the moantlmo Mr. Redlck sold tho lots along the lino of the street, setting up the claim tho Improvements were not up to con tract. Ho sued and got Judgment for 1C00O. Several railroad men expressed the be lief that the Interstate commerce law was dead, in all oxcept, possibly, its name. 'Among those so auotrd' was Thomar Miller, general freight agent, of the Burlington. 1 Ten Years Ako The Commercial club entertained the oard of governors of Ak-Sar-Ben 'nt a dinner, with some 125 members of the club present. J. Frank Carpenter, presi dent of the Commercial club "presiding, first Introduced Charles 'N; 'Robinson, Who welcomed ' the governors, extolling thelr real and achievements and tho orithe governors thanked .the-'clubs for lt hospitality ..and. fgencfoug apprecia tion. Other speakers ' were-O. Mi Hitch cock, Lieutenant Governor1 E. 'O.-. Mc- Gilton, Rev. E. F. Trefz and VT. S! Sum mers. Thomas Brennan announced that his friend, Michael B-avitt, tho great Irish patriot, would arrive In Omaha the com ing1 Saturday evening. Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Hitchcock enter tained' at evening dinner for Mr. and Mrs. John V. Thomas of Chicago. Their decorations wero La France roses and hopes of smllax. Mr. nnd Mrs. A. P. McConnell enter talned a large party in tho evening for their guests, Mr. and Mrs. B. F.- Shaw and Mrs. Miller, nt their home. 2120 Bin new street. The first woman's prise wont to Mrs. R. E. Welch, whllo Mr. Harrv Hussle and Mr. E. V. Lewis cut for the man's prlre, and the consolation trophies were won by Mrs. Fowler and Mr. Ed holm. Misses Harlena and Margaret Curtl9 entertained at luncheon In honor' of Miss Kathcrine Pollack of Chicago. ' People Talked About The literature of military defeat has been enriched by the Turks. Instead of the Infidel sob, "I regret to report,' Haxlm Pasha wlrc.d to Constantinople. "My sword has melted In my hands." Official confirmation ot hot work. Russell E. Brown, Btudent hero ot tho Northwestern university, Chicago, will lead the Junior prom., December t), boldly defying the Delta Tan Delta and the Inter-Fraternity council, both of which had a candidate whom the co-eds cruelly swatted at the ballot box. Raising J72,3 . lit twenty minutes for the erection of the .First Congregational church of Son Francisco Is. featured by local papers as strong evidence of tho overflowing piety ot that city. Insuring against squally weather-at the Golden Gate la a wise Investment In San Fran cisco. Divorce seekers looking Reno-ward will have to hurry to get ahead ot the amend ment requiring a tuVt year's residence in the state, whloh, according to report. goes Into effect on the first of the year. A year's residence In Nevada, with noth ing to do but wait. Is a pretty stiff pen alty for a divorce scandal. Rival candidates for president, are flirt ing for the electoral vote ot California, with plurality below 100. Similar situa tion obtains1 In Kansas with respect to the governorship Hodges leading; Capper by thlrty-on votes on the official count In both states there Is work ahead for the courts and the recoUnters. The startling charge was. made at tho Retail Merchants' convention Jn St. Louis that bales of Paris .. labels aro brought to this country, attach ea to com mon home-made gowns and the gowns sold to society swells at French, prices. This, explains why the retailers" fancy run to htgh-power limousines. 'New York papers give currency to the story ot a candidate for congress who paid. ISO) to a campaign committee and watched the money dose enouglj to- dis cover that alt but M ot U stuck In the committee's .packets. It the unnamed candidate sticks to the political 'game the Unwisdom ' of doubting committee dis bursements will break Into bU beau lth the force of an' ax. GRINS AND GROANS. - Reporterr-I suppose your s notes has been achieved only after a hard struggle. Actor Yea; there was a time when my name appeared oftener. on ft board bill than on a. bill board. Judge. "I always did make a hit with the womn," bragged Henry VIII. "With your wit, sir?" murmured tho obsequious courtier. 'No," answered tho monarch, with a sly smile. "With an axe." Baltimore American. "Why does Mr. Growcher always wait to consult his wlfo before expressing a positive opinion?" asked one woman. "tfo ns to be sure of disagreeing with hur." replied the other. Washington Star. "Johnnie," asked his teacher, "can vou Hlvo us a sentence using to word 'In come In It?" Johnnie hesitated a minute, then "Yes 'urn," he replied. " 'The, boy opened tho door and In come a cat." 'Woman's Homo Companion. , , Nell Isn't Allco soon going to marry Jack? Belle I don't know. She saya she hates to givo up the dollar and a, half shows for a ten-cent moving picture. Boston Transcript. Yeast Bid your wife read the. riot act to you last night? Crimsonbeak. No. "Why, you thought she would when you got In late, didn't your' "Oh, no; sho doesn't havo to read It to When Guests Come to Spend the Evening T HEN friends come wished you could serve a tasty little sup per easily and quickly? An Electric Chafing Dish will allow you o prepare any one of a number of tid-bits without bother and with ' out the risks attendant upon the use ofalcohol fuel. Artistically wrought, ; simple and ;saf e-'lo V; ' operate tho combined ftoaiity arid5 ultility .O make an Electric CbafingDisJi anr ideal accea-Cl sory to your table. ''j. , , tf-Jt ' , -K . Electrical Aplpliirifces Convenient and Economical There are any number of electrical devices that you find decidedly useful and attractive. The same eloctricity that you use to light your house will operate time- and- labor-saving devices that cost little to own and less to operate.. ,. . Foot Warmors Flat Irons Heating Pads Ciirling Irons Coffee Percolators Tea Kettles Excellent for Omaha Electric LigM and Power Co. Low Round Trip Rates Ticket on salq duSy to all WINTER RESORTS in Florida, Cuba, The Gulf Coast New Orleans. Mobile, Pensacola, Central America and Panama i . 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