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The Man from Montclair
Drawn for Tl e Bee by Winsor Mcay
Coypright. WU. National News Ati'n
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Learning from a Puppy
By WINIFRED
The DM dog had sons out. I wonder
where It Is he takes to wandering of
later
Last night, when the moon was a rtl
yr half up there In
the turquoise and
Oliver skies, he ran
klown the little
path to the Rate,
Stopped a minute,
joked back at us
a trifle, as if he
Vro oonselonce
Vmltten, flung up
hi grlisled old
kead and was gone
-out Into the ahad
WH of the brood
toad that leads his
SGgglsh. feet to
What gay halls of
canlno revelry who
ran guess? Is there a particular cat he
Ira lit to catch down there In the broad
road? Can .It be that he hears the coyotes
Up on the brown hills barking, barking;,
like fretful puppies, every night Just
about moonrlse?
I knew a good dog once, a staid, re
spoctablo folmly dog, who went west
with the family and ran away and Joined
IiIb wild brethren In the hills.
At first he played with -them Just at
Busk, and ran out of the house at early
lawn tq follow them, And then he spent
Ihe whole night, then the day, and finally
if went away with them altogether.
Only once In a while did he appear
lining on a distant hill to watch the
ihlldren playing around the bonfire at
light, but when they called him by hi
kid name he threw up his head, sniffed
Ihe air an Instant, turned tall and ran
to the wilds again.
Can It be that our old dog Is going
lo go back to the caves? At any rate,
fee left the puppy alone In the house with
ne who sleeps early In the evening and
Uses, it teems to me, with the dawn.
Later In the evening I heard something
In tlie garden a cat most like.
"Come, boy," said I lo the puppy,
"come, Bo out and seo what's coming so
close to your house."
I opened the door, but the puppy
looked wistfully up Into my face. "Oh,-"
ho seemed to try to say, "Oh, I am so
young, and what If It should be a Hon or
a bear?"
But I was Inexorable, and all at once
the puppy's good blood spoke; he raised
Ms foolish head and plunged noiselessly
toward the soft footsteps In the garden.
"Good boy," I said. "Good old Raf
fles," for his name is Baffles since the
very day he came, when he tried to steal
every knife and fork from the first table
he had ever seen set.
"Good boy. Ttaffles." and Raffles
heard, and he lifted up his puppy voice
Vi a real bark. "Woof! woof!" dear me,
COVERED FACE
And Arms, Terrible Itching, Blistery
Sores on Arm and Limbs, Could not
Sleep. rUsed Cuticura Remedies,
Entirely Rid of All Skin Eruptions,
WarronviUe, O. "I have felt the effects
of blood poisoning for eighteen years. Iu
ever without tome eruptions on my body.
The terrible. Itching caused
me much suffering and dis
comfort, while the rubblh
and scratching made It worse.
"Last spring I bad a
terrible breaking out of
blistery sores on my arms
and limbs. My face and
arms were almost covered
with run. I could not sleep
and lost SLneteen pounds In Are weeks.
My face was terribly red and sore, and felt
as If my skin was pa Ore. At last I tried
a sample of Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment and I found them so cool, sooth
ing and healing that I got some Cuticura
Soap. Cuticura Ointment, and Resolvent.
I bathed with hot water and Cuticura Soap,
then I applied the Cuticura Ointment every
night for two months, and I am entirely
cured of all skin eruptions." (Signed) Mrs.
Kathryn Krafft, Nov. 28, 1011.
Cuticura Soap is best for skin and hair
becauso of lta extreme purity, delicate yet
effective medication, and refreshing fra
grance. It costs but little more than ordi
nary soaps, wears to a wafer and givea
comfort and satisfaction every moment of
Its use, for toilet, bath and nursery. Cuti
cura Boap and Ointment are sold every where.
Liberal sample of each mailed free, with 32-p.
Ekln Boole. Address postcard "CuUcun
Dept. T, Boston."
eader-facod men should use Cuticura
Bpao abarlo Stick, 26c asi4ttM,
RASH
ALMOST
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BLACK.
what a fierce voles; It quite tsrrlfles me.
"Woof! woof!" said Raffles, the puppy
no more a real dog, with a dog's respon
sibilities, now that the old dog has taken
to wandering In his old age.
Foolish dog; he makes me think of
aome old men I know, old enough for a
chimney corner and out following the
footsteps of every beckoning hand. I do
hope he won't teach the pup such bad
Ideas. ,
"Good boy, Raffles," said I again when
the pup came In the house and oh, the
pride, the Joy of that pup! lie knew
what he had done.; he knew that he had
met his oall of responsibility as a dog
should, and he held his ragged head high
and grinned, and allowed every white
tooth In his faithful, Hffectlonate head.
"Wasn't I all right?" he said, with
every muscle of his wriggling body, and
I told, him "Tes, he was quite all right,"
and he knew what I said and gloried
In It.
And afterward, when the old dog cams
home, he ran to blm and pulled Ills ears
and grabbed him by the legs and threw
him down and mauled him to and fro,
and baxkod and acted so strangely that
the old doc watched him with suspicion
In hi eye.
Sineo then Raffles has taken charge nt
things In the house. Not a cricket chirps
but his wary1 ear rises to heed, and not
ft -shrub- stirs in ttie fall wind' but the
hair on the pup's bock ruffles; no one
Khali molest his household, not If that
pup knows It.,
Afraid? Not he. He was yesterday, but
yesterday Is past; It Is today now. And
It's his day at that, and bravely he's
going to live It In his doggish way.
Good old pup, good old Raffles. I
wonder If he Who sleeps so early at night
In the little bed yonder, and who rises at
the first peep of dawn, will rise as gal
lantly to his first trial of courage?
I hope so; oh, how deeply I do hope so!
Dear little brown thing that he Is, tanned
to the color of old mahogany with the
long, long summer days In the sweet
sunshine; brown and red Is he, and sturdy
and straight, and he haa his trials, too,
already. Dldnt he stub hi toe the other
day and never let a tear fall? They gath
ered; oh, yes, they gathered, but they
did not fall not In the sight of mortal
man or woman.
And when his little friend of the sum
mer went away and took his marbles
with him, did he not rush eagerly to the
defense of the absent one's reputation
when some one mentioned the mlselnn;
marbles? "He forgot them, I know he
did." said little four-year-old.
That was gallant of you, four-year-old;
maybe some day you'll be hs true to the
oall of duty as the pup was to his last
night. I wonder If you will?
PLMJE TO RAISE GOATS
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The ancient and honorable thomrh murh
maligned animal, the goat. Is about to
oome Into his own and Colorado may be
the state where his redeniDtlon will b
brought about. The bureau of commerce
and labor at Washington has Issued a
bulletin which says that un.OM.ay -t.ui,ii
have been Imported Into the United States
in tne last decade and that 26,000,OW b
bon sent out in payment for them.
The government says we cm ral th
goat at nome ana Keep this money In thin
countri-. The Denver Chamber nf fnm.
roerce says that Colorado is the best place
on eann to raise goats, it proposes to use
the thunder of the eovernment tn hrinr
about the raising of goats in thla state
and has referred the matter to Its agri
cultural and Industrial committees.
The government rernrt uvi that h.
oats are grown in large numbers on
lands which are not suitable for arricul.
tura. "That will give us an ooDortnnltv
to make aome of our flat mesa and
mountainsides very valuable," say the
Chamber of Commerce.
The report also calls attention to the In
creasing use of goat meat in this country
and says that the raising of goat will In
crease the available meat supply of the
country and at the same time keep Ki,.
CO0.C00 a year at home which now goes to
foreign countries In payment for goat
hide. India, China and Mexico at pres
ent furnish the principal souroe of supply
for the oountry.-Denver Times.
Typical Croas-Exanilsmtlou,
Counsel Do you know Julius Caesar?
Witness No, air.
Counsel Have you ever met him?
Witness No, sir.
Counsel Tou remember that you are
under oath?
Witness Yes. lr.
Counsel Then, If you have never met
Julius Caesar, how can you say on your
oath that you do not know him?
Justice I think we have had enough
of this style of examination.
Counsel Your honor will pleoae note
my exception to your coming to the as
sistance of the witness.
Justice If you say that again I shall
have you expelled from the court room.
Town Topic.
Over the Hills
while delivering ihe
CLASS .DAY fROP.
6ROOCH CAUGHT &I6H7 OFf
&TUDEHT CRAWLIN6 OH H'&
KNEEG. "PETER MUSH " we
&HOUTED,"YOU fRE CXPBLLED.
PETER GRPIBDEP HIS OREEK
RERVEK, FLUNG 17 PIT 6ROOCH
ANJ3WITH HIS eyes GLUet
ON THE BLACKBOARD REftD
ft LOUD,
"IF M5TER D COULDN7
SOLVE THE PROOLEM,
COULD MVSTgRV
watsom the tools
ach! now vill y
ENCHOY A GOOT
HI I 1 1 V I
What is the Ideal
Stenographers Have the Best Training for Matrimony,
Says Mrs. E. G. Ryser.
By FRANCES L. GARSIDK.
Cupid tapped three times with his bowl
on the hollow trunk of a tree. It was a '
signal for the next division of workln? j
girls to show proof why their calling de-1
veloped the best wives, and beforo the
sound bad died away thousands upon '
thousands of stenographers wero march
ing in line.
They had chosen for their spokesman
Mrs. H. O. Peyser, assistant principal In
one of New York's best known schools
for teaching shorthand, and their choice
did them greiat credit.
With the click, click, click of thousands
of typewriters furnishing a harmonious
accompaniment. Mrs. Peyser set forth the
claims for matrimony of the girls she rep
resented. "Business." she ald, "develop a girl
along practical lines. And no calling Is
better qualified to bring nut the qualities
t?iat make a good wife than that of tho
stenographer.
"The work of a Htenngrnpher toadies
her the vUue of accuracy, efficiency and
attention to detail, which will all bn nf
the greatest nsHlstanrc to her littho
economic side of home life.
"Hhe has dally opportunity to study
human nature. Bhe learns what man Is
in his own element business; and shr
begins to understand life from a nwn'H
viewpoint, which will enable her to sym
pathlte more intelligently with her hus
band In all his problems.
"She must learn also, If he would be
successful, to be patient, self-controlled
and self-rellont; tolerant or others who
have not acquired these thing, anil
diplomatic and tactful with all. Tho ail
antago of such a training Is obvious. A
woman Is not only a better equipped
wife, but a more agreeablo social com
panion by reason of It.
The stenographer learns the value of
personal neatness and of making herself
at all times as attractive as possible
Husbands, as well as employers, are
pleased by reasonable attention to such
matters.
"Stenographers, as a class, are some,
times criticised, but always unjustly.
Statistics prove that tho good and bad
nre divided In that profession as they aie
In any walk of life; In business or In
the home. I have known many girls
when they entered the A, II, ("s of
shorthand, and have followed them till
they had reached positions of promlne-o
In business life, or were happily married,
and I can say that stenographers may
lay claim tn a larger percentage of per
aonal morality than women In many other
lines of buftnets,
The special attainments every woman
must have who makes good as a stenog- wunuin as a result of bus iu-ss vxp'-rjonic. , ti'.- w. men Htt'd to boomnu hi-lpful, com
rapbtr, togt-ther with the appreciation of "And Jt ins to nic these utUliirnenls , 1 uulonable and udmlruulu yU
l I.'M'HtVTii'L!'! utwmrcj t 1
to the Eu ihouse
q ffetfb? HMD ftT POKER "
GENTLEMEN OC GEPiTED
INTERLOCUTOR-BON E5, I HffrTK
YOU RE GETTING TO BE QUITE
fl Bft&EBftLL FnN.
bone8' yes StHAH READS
ALL AH CAN FIND PtBOUT
BASEBALL. I GOT BOOK
FROM DC LIBRARY VEGTIDDY
CALLED, " TWENTY THOU&fiHD
LEf0UE& UNO AH DE BE Pi.
INTRLOCUTOF?-fND WHY
DID YOU GET THAT BOOK?
BONE&vVELL IF &r?E6
y.0,000 LEAGUE'S UNDftH DC
DEft AH VVANT& TO &PC
HOW DE TEAMS &TRND
UNO A QOOT STEIN
Uf-P BEEFV OMES
IN HAwNOY I BETCHA.
VOT WE VOO
POlNK HERE
po SHMALZ
KOPF?
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MRS. K.
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Mrs. Peyser, who U assistant principal In a shorthand school, says that busi
ness develops a girl along practical lino and trains her for wifehood,
what time and dollars inoun. iomc t aiii'
By Pe'e
"ITS H POOR ARTI6T WHO OHTSOftAVv'
TWflS A CALM GTILL NIGHT.
NOT A LCnF S7IBRCD. THC
LIGHTS IN THf? VfLLAOC
ANK BURNT DIMLY. THE
SAre wo pwmco for fin
EFLOON WHEN A YOICE
FROM fN UPPER OTORY
PIPED OUT,
"If" A GIRL WOULDNT WEAR
THE RIGHT SIZE OFGHOE
WOULD THE GHOEMftKeRV
EA&y WTH THE
WHIP thil! it's
ft HIRED NORSE
AIN'T
NFIM UftT
l'N THE 8008
ACQUAINTED
7IT ME.
ARE V0U.
"TrVNT POT
LITTLE
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DUTCH.
CtOOKT
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Wife?
G. PKVBHR.
( muko the HiiMBiaihrf ank hiirh nmunir
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Maids Wise
By IlHATltlCU
This In the season of the year when
every glance Little Miss Maid gets of the
calendar causcn her to scream. She looks
to see If this Is the 12th or the SOth of
November, and Is reminded that It I
only a few weeks till Christmas.
"And t haven't prepared a aingt gift."
he says, startled Into a panic by the
few days that Intervene. "1 must begin
at once, 1 will start right In tomorrow."
Little Miss Maid' days are full of
activities. Perhsps none of weight or
Importance, but, be she a working bee or
on Idle butterfly, she will tell you at
night that she hns been whirling all day
Just tike a mad Dervish. And sometimes.
In a spirit of frankness, she will add that
her whirling haa been to as little pur
pose. Another day slip by, and her resolu
tion tn begin on her Christmas tlst slips
with It. She (KTeama a little louder when
she catches a gilmpse of the calendar;
she thinks or the long list of friends and
relative with greater consternation. And
she continues to put off her buying till
another day!
Little Miss Maid haa n chance to be
wise, and she lets procrastination make
her foolish,
With every Intention to be thoughtful
and considerate, she Is preparing to asalst
In the greatest and moat unnecesary
Mflshnes the shopping world know.
Bhe has the opportunity to go Into a
department tor today1 or tomorrow and
reoelve the undivided attention of a dosen
clerks.
She turns down this opportunity, and
six weeks later will find herself one nf
twenty Irritated, Irritating. 'Inconsiderate.
hurried and harassed women, all trying
lo get the attention of 0110 tired, over
worked, bothered, distressed and almost
crnxsd dork.
If she buys now she can turn and
twist and Inspect her purchase, she, can
Little Bobbie's Pa
By WILLIAM
Ma A me found out yesterday that Pa
dldent know anything about con" A
calfs. Pa cud talk a lot about them
when ho wan all the time In New York,
hut wen he brought Ma &. me up In the
country warn thare is regular oows St
calfs, It was different.
Ho toatd Ma A me last nlte that he
was going to tnlk us up to Bob Hardle's
farm nt Roscoe. Talk about cows, Pa
ed, you will aee sum cow. Me A Mar
shall Dean Is going oaver to the farm ft
two grate dairy men will be thare be
sides, Mister Lindsay A M!ster nilly
Dick. What me A them doitnt know
about milk A other things to drink lsent
worth any notls, Pn sed.
"Ma dldent say very much then, bee
rauto she Is so used to heering Pa tsll
about all the things he knows A nil the
things that other peepul doesent know
that It Is a Joak to Ma every time Pa
cays n word.
Wen we got up to Mister liardls's farm
Ma met Missus Hurdle. She was Just as
sweet as Ma A rite away the two of them
started visiting, so us men went to look
nt the farm. All the way oaver to the
big ham wure Mister Hnrdlo hsd all of
his cows, Pa was telling how he had rode
the tango out In Arlxony A herded dif
ferent kinds of cattle, Bum of the steer
A cows that I bent Into abject submlshun,
sed Pa, had horns four feet from tip to
tip.
Thrri cows of mine Is different, sed
Mister Hnrdlo. They are all blooded
slock thornlireds,
Muylif you only think thay are thoro
breds, sed I'a, but If they are or If thay
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Give It a chunce to soak Into the hair
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And when you get a bottle of Parisian
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TOWN' WiT
A NARROW
ESCAPE.' llH
Ti
and Foolish
FA1IIFAX.
calmilate to an Inch Just how much ah
wants, and know to a fraction of
cent Just how much she can afford.
8h ran remember, when baying for a
friend, what are that friend' tastes and
desires. Her gift shows personal thought,
and no gift without personal thought l
worth the recolvlng.
In six week from now, wlld'eywU a
nervous wreck, and with her brain going-
around like that of the Mad Dervish, she
buys a safety rnsor for a two-year old
cousin and a rattle for her grandfather,
and a muslo roll for a friend who doean't
play, and a travailing case for a friend
who Is hopelessly bedfast.
8ha hod a chance to be Little Ma
Mold Wise, and refused It to become
Little Mlsa Maid Foolish.
tiha wrongs throe persona: The air
behind the counter, herself and the re
cipient of her Christmas gift
It I for the sake of the girl behind
the counter that this I written. Bhe la
'a bolng nt flomV and blood. She haa the
phyalcnt strength to endure Just so much,
and her ,pattnce haa It limits. Christ
man, which should be a season of re
joicing for every one In ttiU big world.
Is a nightmare to her. Rha la made to
feel every night for three weeks beforo
It comes as If a lot of women had been
stamping high heel on her nerves all
day.
When the great day Mmti It flnda her
a complete physical and nervous wreck.
And alt because Little Mlsa Mold and
her worthy mother, nig Mrs. I-ady, ar
thoughtlessly selfish.
Will you not, for the ake of tho girl
behind the counter get pencil and paper
and make our your Christmas list right
now?
And will you not begin your buyinc
nowt
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V. KIRK.
ain't I oan tell at a glanst.
I ahall be very Rlad to have yura opin
ion, ed Mister Hardle. We folks up her
always like to Urn things from city pee
pul. You see, w doant git the sem
chanst to git around that thay do. We
go along In our llttel quiet way, wile
grate men like you have a chanst to mln
gel with other grate minds A mixed
drinks, etc. Her are my cattel.
Ah, I see, sed Fa. Thare wan about
fifty cows, alt In a but) fill grate big)
ban. Thay was all brown cows, A thare
was sum llttel brown calfs, too.
Ah, I ass, sed Pa, A fine looking lot
of Holstlnes.
A fine looking lot of what? said Mister
Hardle.
1 sed that It was a fine looking lot ot
Jersoya, 'sed Pa.
I am sure that I dldent quite, catch
what you sed, Mister Hardle sed to Pa.
I sed that I have newer saw such fine
Hhorthorn. sed Pa. 1 looked at Pa A X
thought that ha was gtttlng kind of rat
tled. My dear ttr, sed Mister Hardle to Pa,
did you ewer see a regular, reel, honest
to goodntes cow?
Thousands of them, sed Pa. I hava
ridden the range out In Arisony.
Well, sed Mlstar Hardle, you murt havs
rlddsn so fsst that you cuddont see tha
cows. These cows lsent Holstlnes or
Jerseys or Shorthorns at all. They are
Guernseys.
Oh, so thay are, sed Pa. Pa was as
red in the face as the red leeves In tho
woods.
money back.
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large bottle for only 50 cents at drug
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counters everywhere. Advertisement.
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