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Thoughtless Girls oSfiMM pleases, she's MYwife-. No Time for Sighing
Wff -ft I AftMA i j- J
By DOItOTm' DIX.
Not Ions ago I hoard n pretty and fool
ish young woman boasting of her flir
tations with married men and laughing
tvor'what fun It was to mako their
1vcs turn pea green with Jealouuy.
"You should Just
toe tho wives,"
ptfo gurgled with
lie'llght: "fat frumps
br skinny skcle-
ons, with grlzxled
ialr and no com
plexions, and so
nad that they
lould have hlttbn
i tenpenny nail In
wo when I walked
ff with their hus
ands to look ut
he moon or sit
'.'i Home palm
(.heltcred corner.
Ir something . My
tut I wouldn't be
fine of those men
when his wife sets him home, and have
fo hear the things he's got to listen to,
far a. houso and lot. Uut that's the fun
if flirting with married men. Outwitting
lis wife puts ginger Into It, and, any-
Siy, I always fascinate married men, so
'm not to blame."
Not to blame for doing her best to
tntlce a married man away from his
fiome and family? Girls do plenty of
f.-rong and silly things that can be ex
cused by their youth and inexperience,
tit nothing on earth condones the crime
; the woman who encourages a man In
icing faithless even In thought to his
mrrlago vows.
As for a young girl finding amusement
(a watching the hclplefs suferlng of a
Ilfc who sees her husband being enticed
wi from her, the women of old who
!1 verted themselves by watching wild
casts tear peoplo to death In the arena
f.'ere no crueler than she.
It does not take any imagination to
(.aim the agony of the middle-aged wife
;ho sees her husband being fascinated
jy a younger woman, who compares
Icr dull eyes with he girl's bright ones,
er heavy figure with the girl's light
I race, her faded cheeks with the girl's
Iresh roses, her dead hair with the girl's
I'ossy locks, her weary und Jaded spirit
Kith tho girl's effervescence of youth.
Irtd who realizes, above all, that the girl
las the allure of the new and the un-
(nown while she has grown as tedious
o her husband as the twice-told tale.
Very likely tho woman has burned her
tnuty out over the kitchen stove cook-
liK for t -r husband. Very likely her
lands have grown knotted and coarso
forking to make him comfortable, and
fo help him gi-t a start in the world.
'cry likely her eyes have grown dim
urslng his children. Very likely she Is
Irowslly dressed because she Is trying
j save his money; but women know
tith pltlltss certainty that men seldom
smembcr what a woman has done for
aem. They only know how she lookB at
lie present moment, and so no wife puts
ny faith in her husband's gratitude to
er keeping him faithful to her.
That Is why it Is so easy for any young
irl to make a middle-aged wife Jealous.
But It's poor sport, girls; as poor sport
s to shoot the broken winged dove that
It hovering over Its nest. If you want 'to
muse yourself by making anybody Jeal-
lus, play In your own class. Pick out a
I!val as young and good-looglna as you
re, and try to get her admirers away
Irom her. Then you will, at least, have a
I jeman -worthy of your steel. You won't
e taking candy away from a sick. baby.
Of colirso the husband who Is watting
kround for some pretty girl to mak
Ives ut him, and who Jumps and follows
le first one who looks over her shoulder
It h(m Isn't really worth his wife's wor
ding over.
However, such as he is, he is all that
he hai got. ' He Is the father of her
children. He Is the man sho pave her
young heart to and that she'll see through
a rosy mist of Illusions ns long as he
lives. Sho bcart his name, Und his dis
grace, will bo ljers and her children's.
Ills" presence and his earnings keep the
roof over her head und her babies, nml
therefore sho grow desperate nt the
thought of his being jcntlced away from
her.
'Don't you have a hand In breaking up
this home, little sister. I?t tho woman
keep her poor mako-shlft of a husband.
Don't have another woman's tears, nor
tho black sin of having had any part In
rendering little children fatherless, on
your soul.
Don't forget that retribution never
falls. Some day you, too, will grow mid
dle aged and homely, and see younger
and fairer women hovering about your
husband, and then you, too, will suffer
pang for pang the misery that you ln-
fllctcd on another woman.
Also bear this in mind, that tho girl who
flirts with a married man plays with
fire. Sometimes she hurts her own heart
worse than she docs the wlfo's, for the j
man who Is married to one woman, and
makes love to another deals dishonor
ably by all women. In a worldly sense '
he Is "safe," as being married ho does
not have to hlarry the girl, nor can he
be sued for breach of promise. Further
more, tho girl herself has broken down
tho wall that man's chivalry he erected
about tho Innocent and modest young-
lrl, and so what started as a flirtation
Is very apt to pass into something which
spells disaster to the girl.
And don't forget this, cither, you girls
who think It fun to flirt with married
men. Tho girl who engages in that pas
time cuts her own throat, socially and
matrimonially. You may laugh at tho
Jenlous wives, but It Is tho wives who
Isguo the Invitations to halls and parties
and who Rive the house parties, and onco
let a gill get the reputation as being
fond of married men and her name ls
dropped from every Invitation list.
Wfvos no more encourago a flirtatious
girl around their homes than a shepherd
does a wolf around his shecpfold.
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1912 Philosophy of Marriage
"Be Polite to Your Husband and You Will Be Happy"
By ADA I'ATTEKSOX.
"Treat, your husband as though you
were giving u dinner and he were your
most distinguished guust." Is Mrs. W. O.
Smyth's rulo for sailing around tho rocks
In tho channel of mutrlmouy.
Mrs. Smyth, you must know, Is cele
brated for a variety of gifts. Who I a
society woman of New York and Chicago.
The clubs enroll her ua a. valued mem
ber. She Is a philanthropist. Hundreds
of men and women prize her as u strong,
helpful friend, with the glftB of vast
understanding and deep sympathy. Hut
her light shines farthest as u wife. Sim
has solved the problem of tereue happi
ness In marriage.
Out of tho frettlnj,' minors nud crashing
majors of tl'at slato sho ha wrought
harmnnv. Her mli'lm, t.i .. rAiniit.A
Nor do young men, the right sort of fore hcr larr,aee and her counsel
young men. want to marry tho g Irl wh0 a womc1 w,w or wlo re
has airnirs with married men. sno is a
little too wise. She Is too sophisticated.
Always and Inevitably tho smell of scan
dal hangs about her skirts. It may be
undeserved, but it's there, nnd you can't
nrguo with an odor.
Therefore, girls. In humanity to other
women, and In Justice to yourself, don't
flirt with other women's husbands. The
man may be very fascinating. It may bo
nbout to become wives Is summed in one
word politeness.
"Politeness Is tho poetry of life," said
Mrs. Smyth, trifling with a slice of Pen
Wofflngton cake at luncheon nnd looking
intensely earnest. "Matrimony Is prose
and It requires a drapery of poetry to
make It beautiful. It is tho wife's duty
to set the husband an example In diffus
ing the poetry.
It Is a wrniun'a duty to
true that he is very unhappy, and that ('gentle life.' There Is no 'situation In life
his wife doesn't appreciate him, but Just (which Is not capablo of what an author
remember that you don't hold the offlcn
of public comforter. Thus Bhnll you savo
yourself and your sister woman much
trouble.
Copyright, 1912, by American- JoiirnaV-Examlncr.
A Scot's Htrntesr.
Sandy MncDougal wis a braw lad of 12.
One day he fell off the roof and broko
his leg. His parents carried him ben th
hoose and stretchtt lilm on the bed, where
he graned nnd grat while the doctor was
sent for. When tho doctor camo Sandy
did na want him to touch his leg for fear
It would hurt, nut the doctor expfalned
that It maun be done.
"Whilk leg Is It. Sandy, lad?" .pelred
the doctor,
"This ane," whined Sandy.
The doctor seized the ankle, pit his fut
In Sandy's oxter and gled thn leg sic a
yerk that the lad was nigh pu'cd In twa.
He yammcrt llko a boggle. Then the
doctor pit on a bit of bandago and went
awa.
"Did It hurt, laddie?" asked the auld
feyther.
"Nae sae muckte as It mcht," answered
the lad. grinning. "I wasna sic n fule as
to gle him ma salr leg." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
NO ONE STRONGER THAN HIS STOMACH.
The celebrated Dr. Abernetby of London mi firmly of the opinion that disor
ders of the stomach were the most prolifio source of human ailments in general, A
recent medical writer says: " every feeling, emotion and affection reports at the
stomach (through the system of nerves) and the stomach is affected accordingly.
It is the vital center oi the body ," He continues, " so we may bo
said to live (tkrtugh") the stomach." He goes on to show that the stomach is
the vital center of the body. For weak stomachs and the consequent indigestion
or dyspepsia, and the multitude of various diseases which result therefrom, no
nedicine can be better suited as a curative agent than
Sr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
" Several months ago I suffered from a sevens pain right
under the breast-bone?' writes Mks. O. M. Mubken, of
Corona, Calif. "Hid suffered from It, off and on, for sev
eral years. I also suffered from heart-burn, did not know
what was the matter with me. I tried several rvdlclncs
but they did mo no good. Finally, I was told It was my
liver. I did not dare Us et as it me Jo me worst When
ever I swallowed anything It seemed ttat I would faint It
nun so. i grew very mm ana weatc irm not eating, wa
told to take Dr- Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. I took
fire bottles of It, and could feel myself gHtlng better from
the first dose. I could eat a little without pain and grew
strong fast. To-day I am strong and wcK and can do a big
day's work with ease. Can eat everything have nut on
flesh wonderfully. I will say to all sufferers write to Dr
Mm. tfcaxsH. fierce, no nas say undying gratitude."
has callod 'beautiful adjustment,' and
women have this gift of making beautiful
adjustments of matters In the home."
"What do you mean by politeness, the
mechanics or the spirit of courtesy?"
I expected the popular matron, known
to her Intimates as "Madame Sunshine,"
to answer "the spirit," but she surprised
mo by tho Instant reply, "bofh."
The llttlo forms of courtesy are gratt
flng, and If you practice them tho Bplrlt
will follow. Politeness makes the other
graces and beauties of iffn spring up
nbout us. It Is like the sunshine warmlntr
the ground and cnunlng flowers to spring
up. Politeness is constant application of
the golden rulo with otljors, why exclude
our husbands?
"It Is a good mind und soul exercise
for a woman to Imagine herself the hus
band In the menage und to ask herself
how sho would HkH to be treated in such
case. Sho would like to be thanked for
any courtesy shown. If h neighbor or
friend entertains her at dinner, or u
friend tukes her to the theater, she says
'Thank you for her entertainment.' Why
not thank her husband. If he takes her
out for an evening's enjoyment?
"If shu Is polite to her husband, that Is
If she practices the golden rule In the
domestic relationship, she don't tell him
a He. It Is an easy and cowardly thlnjf
to tell a fib to cover Btime mistake she
may have made In her shopping or In
ordering tho dinner, but itdoesn't pay.
It shows sho Is afraid and fear should
have no place In a household. ItoRpoct
yes, but fear begets cowardliness, and
cowardliness deceit. Better say;
" 'Yes. I did It," and have It over.
"If your husband llkos one amusement
and you like mother, loam to like his. 1
think it was Elizabeth Stuart Phelps who
raid: 'Do unwelcome tasks cordially.'
Suppose a woman wants to go out some
where for the evening and her husband
wants to stay at home, she would bet
ter stay at iome and do so cordially
Whether he shows Ills appreciation of hei
manner at the time or not, he feels It,
nnd tho probability In that th next time
their wishes collide he will yield and do
no In the same spirit as her own.
The l(ist lime there whs a brldu In n u
famllv T nid lo heri 'Arm nae lfur-.
A II. writes me;
"I am a young iumi S3 years of agr. I
have leon aolng wllh girl .Tor throe
years, and it was uiinm'stoqri between uh
that we wero engaged.
"Wo had n good many quarrels, and nt
last we parted. Wo have not seen each
other dlm'o, and that Is six months ago,
I love this Rlrl with all iny heart and
soul and can't got over It anil never will.
I have tried hunt, but In vain. 1 heard
iho wan going wllh another fellow and
that made me feci still worse. I some
time think I must have her nt any
cost "
There Is a very pretty gosnatner-llko
theory that love's ipiarrels are delightful
because of thn ecstasy of muklug up
again. I do not think a mum harmful,
nor a more untruthful, theory was ever
evolved.
There Is no quarrel In the world be
tween friends, between kindred, or be
tween lovers, that Is ever made up so
completely and Joyfully that nothing re
mains. This Is so Iriio that those who
have once suffered thn pain of a mis
understanding, nnd who valun tho love
that was Imperiled, will ipake almost any
concession rather than risk that love
again.
"There Is no sweetness In lovers' quar
rels," sang Kdward nulwer I.ytlon, "thnt
compensates Iho sting."
Kulko Ornvllle, who writes of love so
ranely tho young folkj, should taku his
opinions for lexts, say's of thus unhappy.
falling of lovers to. agree: "Casual d.
agreements hnvo been considered as
springs that rIvc new force to love; and
I bellve they ar so; yt as a spring too
freiilenlly or too forcibly uses remains
nt tho place lo which It Is drawn bank
Instead of flying forward, so lovers will
find that disagreements, If they, nre ton
fieiident. will at length losu their nlai
tlclty ini'l Impel to lovo no more."
A very sane statement or what really
happens when lovois quarrel often.
J A. H, says: "We had a good many
quarrels, i hey rinally had one so serious
tho rupturti that followed has lasted for
six months.
Ilo further fays. "I think I must have
hur at any cost,"
That sounds well. In tho cum of those
In lovo It soothes, Inspires and cheers,
liut, my dear young man, do you love
her so well that you will never ouariel
again? Ono cafi't quarrel alono. I do not
know who Is to blame for your misun
derstandings, but this Is truet If sho Is
to blame for beginning u quarrel you
lly 11KATHICE l-'AIHKAX.
are not entirely blameless If that quarrel
continued.
If sho has been the Rggressoi. Always,
and I don't Ilk to think It, nro yntt
witling to Ixi taken back on the terms
which only tho aggressor would make
Are you willing to appear In the sack
cloth and ashes of repentance every time
you give offense, though you were Inno
cent of such Intention?
Are you satisfied to make a llfelsng
diet of humble pin and kiss tho hand that
make (t?
This Is what reconciliation means to
you If sho has been tho afgressor. If
you havo been thn ono who has always
started tho trouble you must learn self
control and pat lo pec. and give up all
MltS. W. Q. HMVTH.
Politeness, declares Mrs. Smyth, Is tli e poetry of life,
plication of the golden rule.
It Is tho constant up-
hand for nn allowance Decide between
yourselves what Is u fair allowance for
your matingomunt of tho houso and to
keep you In pin monoy, and then manage
to llvo within It.' If you make a mis
take one week or month retrieve them the
next. If you buy something for your
family out of tho allowance, do without
something yourself to makn up for It.
"If you are extravagant one day. make
up for tho next in economy, but "keep
within the allowance. I don't bellevo In
tho plun of taking all a husband's salary
leaving him only, say, carfuro and cigar
rnoney. It belittles thn man. It Is unfslr.
It isn't polite,
"Don't bicker. If you must fight, do It
outside the home,"
With, whom?"
"There's the Iceman, He would probably
not understand half you said anyway,
and lie wouldn't care for tho other half '
1 Jt Isnt the beuutlful woman who kir.
the most faithful and dnvoted husbands
Itecall history and look about you. Head
tho newspupers. Atid when they lox them
to somn other woman. If wo know the
truth, It wou:d prolKibly Im- because that
woman has been, or has profesced to b,
sympathetic and Interested.
"Ito careful oven If it hurls, and It
won't hurt long, for thorn Is u luw that
makes us become what we seem. A
sense of humor will save many u strained
situation In domestlo life."
"What If my lord husband doesn't llko
to be laughed at?"
"Never laugh at him. Laugh at things
themselves and ooax lilm to laugh with
6u."
There s a certain kind of so-trrmed
patience thut s iih-p- drifting wllh tho
tide
Tim "IVarc tint 1'alihtth I'lidersUrd
lug ' r.iver lir;:ti ill the iirutt of tilt lliui
thO Id ut wur will lm4ir
thn things which every high-tempered
person regards as his rights.
I am sure you are willing to be, nnd
do, nil those) things, for you say you
must hnvo her "at any cost."
A situation so desperato admits of nn
delays. Don't sit back In vain regrets)
while tho other man steals her heart
n way. Ho and toil hnr you are sorry for
your unktnduoss and ashamed of your
meanness. Now don't say you can't say
that, for you hnvo written that you must
havo her "at uny cost."
Tnko, nil the blame on yourself. Promise
to behave bolter.
When you hnvo "mado up" see to It
there aro no more misunderstandings.
Then, having made pence, keep It,
though yqu spend the rest of your life
fighting for It
And that fighting must not be with
your sweetheart, but with yourself.
A Xsrrow Viewpoint.
Adolphim Ilusoh. the mllltonntro
brewer, was indicating In Pasadena thu
rond to success.
"Do more than your employer requires
of you," he said. "There'a the slmplH
signpost pointing surcrMsward.
'I speak In general terms, It Is nar
row to speak from your own viewpoint
alone from the oil viewpoint, If you're
n ilockofrllcr, the steel viewpoint If
you're a Carnegie, and so on,
"To speak in that narrow way of suc
cess Is fut Ilo It Is llku the way tho In
animate objects spoke In tho old fairy
tale.
" Tho secret of success, the stump
said. 'Is sticking to it.'
" 'To succeed,' said the knife, 'bo bright
and sharp.'
" 'Keep up-to-date,' said the calendar.
" 'Aspire to greater things,' said tho
nutmeg,
'"Don't knock-It's, old-fashioned,' said
thn electric door bt'll.
" 'Do a driving business.' said the
hammer. And the barrel added.
" 'Nnver lose your head,'
" 'Mako light tf everything,' the fire
otmerved, cynically-
" 'Hut always keep cool,' said the Ice."
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