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4 THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 11 1912. THE OMAHA DAILY BEL FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATE! VICTOR ROKKWATER. EDITOR. HI'.Vj HUlliDlNO, KARNAM AND 17T11. Entered at Omaha postofflc b second tlass matter. . Sunday Bee. on year, Saturday lie, one rear TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. ..i 4.uu t.60 TWIW. n.A wlltinii C2iin(4aV MIA VEST. i.O) Daily Hee, and Sunday, one year...... 6.00 DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Evening and Sunday, per month.. ... wo Kvenlnir, wllliout Sunday, per month.. jjc Dally Be. Including Sunday, per mo.. G5a Dnlly Ren, without Sunday, per mo. .. Address all complnlnU or IrrrKularlUes lu delivery to CltyClrculatlon Dept. REMITTANCES. Remit by dmtt. exprew or postal order, payable to The Reo Rubllshlnr Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In Pvmeni or small account. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchance. not ccpted. . OFFICES. Omaha-The Bee building. South Omaha 31s N atreet. Council Blurf-H North Main street. Uncoln-M Etltle building. . Chicago-1011 Marquette building. Kanaas atyf-Rellanco btilldlnij. New York-Jt Went Twenty-third. St Ixmls t02 Frisco building. v Wahlngton-72T. Fourteenth bt. N. W- f-nnnF.smNDENCE. iiunlcatlons relating to newa and i ommum vmivnn rcwinja - a dlinrl,l matter should De K""'"" JOmaha Bee, rcdltortal Department. OCTOBER CIRCULATION 51,898 . Btata of Nebraska. County of Douglaf-. s: - Drrlsht William, circulation manager At The Bee Publishing company, being tfuly sworn, says that the average dally Circulation for the month of Oc"ber' IMS. was M.89S. ji ROBERT HUKTEli, notary "" I91J. (Stat) Afteraath Inveitigations. Demands and countcr-ilomandH aro again rifo for an Investigation Into the conditions that have nroducod the particular election results returned from certain downtown voting dis tricts. This domand lias como to bo perennial, apparently voiced after each recurring election by those who happen to bo defeated. Kar bo it from ub to object to Investigation, but we have no notion that another Inquisition will reveal anything much different from what was revealod by tho last Investigation, or the Investi gation beforo that, or tho successive provlous investigations. Two years ago a legislative committee sat on the Omaha election, and last year a grand Jury listened to testimony, but In neither case did tho inquisitors rrivo anywhero or show up any thing not known In advance. Tho nee has for years advocated a revision of our election laws towards simplification, and better safeguards ngalnst fraud. Tho last legislature was a democratic legislature, and so was tho one beforo It. but no ade quate solution d this problein has been forthcoming. If tho coming legislature will tackle It In earnest, and with common sense, it may help some, but unless human nature changes nothing will over put an end to tho periodic outcry from tho losor who thinks ho ought to havo been lected. Bibcrlbera leaving the city temporarily abonld have The He- mailed to them. Address Tlll be rlintiRed often n requested. It's gobble, gobblo over In Turkey. God hates squealer. a coward; also a Uncle Joe didn't caro to be re elected, anyway. It is a great game, elldo for tho plate. Watch Turkey It Is a- bad season for hound dogs and hats in tho ring. At last aceounta tho Balkans wore still basting tho old Turkey. Don't worry. Tho forco of gravity will pull the political pendulum back Admiral Corvera, poor follow, called his finish a glorious victory, loo. Now that he, la elected, Mr. Sulzpr might comb 1Ib hair up out of Tils eyes. Tho street department should not wait too long about making that autumn-end cloan-up. p In tho oxcltemont of politics mom people had about; forgotten our old hunting companion, Doc. cook. The wise vhlng for a man to do who lost out Is to try to forgot It, and to ceaso reminding hla friends of his misfortune. Why Is not tho word, "prithee' used nowadays? asks a correspond ent. DocauBo pcoplo havo lcarnod how to talk right out. In soma parts of Tuxes thoy do not take the trouble to count the ballots a fellow Just sticks his head out of tho door arid yells, "Same thing." Princeton won at foot ball in th presence of President-elect Wilson. Tho team mlfht do well to take tho governor along as Its mascot. Speaking of Christmas presents how would a nice round, Juicy steak do, that Is In case a fellow wanted to sake a real splurge? Governor Aldrlcli cannot hav much, of a grievance with Douglas county seeiBg he scored some 5,000 better hero this tlmo than he did In his first battl. SAL0NIKI RECONQUERED Second City of Turkey Itcported Captured by the Greeks. The Third Term. When tho Roosevelt candidacy was first proposed, Tho Bee suggested that It was a uorlous question whether tho people of this country wero ready to rescind tho unwritten aw that had limited tho presidency to two terms. Recognition of popu lar nentiment against a third term led to an effort to distinguish bo- tween a "consecutivo" third term and a third term coming after an In terval of rotlromonl to prlvato life. But this differentiation struck most people as altogether too flno spun, and failed to extinguish tho third term Issue. When tho history of tho recent campaign comes to bo written dispassionately tho Ingrained opposi tion of tho American people to a third term will be credited with hav ing exerted a potent Influenco at the ballot box. Not only that, but each rejection of tho third term Idea must strengthen the law and cttatom which proscribes It, and mako It stUb-harder In tho future to overturn tho prin ciple. Salonlkl, the second city In population of Huropoan Turkey, reported captured by the Orednn army. Is the chief sea port In western Turkey, the commercial metropolis of the province of Macedonia and tho objective point of the Teutonlo advance toward the east. It Is one of the oldest cities of Turkey and has a long history of conquest nnd rccomiuost. It wts held by nnclent. Orewe and Rome, and fought over by Uyxantlnes, Turks and Slavs for many centuries. Its various conquerors havo left their Impress not only In wonderful archaeological remains, hut also In the variety of names by which the city Is known. There are six of these and the variety of pronunciation by the different people who trade at the port brings tho number up to twen ty-two. It has a population estimated at 1W.000. The city lies at the head of the Gulf of Halonlkl, on a fine boy, the. approaches to which were supposed to bo strongly fortified. The southern limit of the town, relates the New York Sun, Is formed by the Calamcrlan heights nnd on the north and western sides are broad alluvial plains, which have been created by tho discharge of tho water of the Vardar and the Illstrltza, the two principal rivers of western Macedonia. Tho city Is divided by ono great street, the Ruo Vardar (the Via Egnatl.i of the Romaps), which ruha parallel with tho sea. On one side, ascending the hill to tho ancient walls to the north. Is the Turkish quarter, where the Turks try to llvo the life of the old nndent Turkish irgtme, untouched by the modernity that presses close around them. This quar ter Is a haphazard labyrinth of nnrrow alleys, sombre and dark, with closed doors and latticed windows, with gar dens and high walls overshadowed by trees flirough which shine tho white minarets of small mosques. Its stillness Is scarcely broken except by tho sum mons to the faithful at the hours of prayer. From the Turkish quarter, which seoms stranded on the hillside, tho modern Ku ropeunlzed quarter of hotels, shops, ware houses, banks and consular offices, turbu lent and noisy, descends gently downward to the white quays on the harbor. Oreek seamen from the Isles, and Moslem boat men, In twiggy breeches and white turbans, mingle with sailors from all the ports of tho world In tho loading and un loading of the boats tliat crowd Into the bay. Greeks, Uulgars, Turks, Syriann, Jews, Armenians, Hermans and Aus trlans throng the bazars that arc laden with alt the wares of the east. Down by the tea, where the dty meets the country, stands a great, grim circular fortresslike building, a reminder of old Turkey. It Is the "White Tower of Sa- lonlca." In the dungeons of which thou sands of people In the past have been tortured to death. Its history ha given the themes for epics that havo been sung and recited from the Aegean sea to the Danube. On the hill overlooking the bay In tho most desirable residence section of the city Is another prison. It Is tho Villa Atatlnl, within the walls of which has tKion confined for threo years Balonlcas most distinguished prisoner, tho deposed sullnn, Abdul Hamld. The villa Is named after Its original owners, a wealthy Jew ish family that made" a fortune from flour and tllo mills. Tho fine old house, the roof nnd upper story of which may casUy bo seen from the road, Is In the mlddlo of a pine scented park enclosed by high walls. Abdul Hamld was taken there, with a small part of his harem, on April 28, 1M. Since that date no authentic news of him has come out from behind these waits except occasional reports of his Illness and announcements or ins sig nRiiiro tn checks for money deposited by him in foreign banks. Ho is now an old man. well nasi 0, and nil nows of Tur key's recent misfortunes In the loss of Tripoli and tho present war reverses naa been kept from him. Fearing the advance of the Greeks on the city tho noted pris oner was removed to tho Asiatic side of tho Aegean sea. Salonlkl Is the terminus of four rall ro.i. nil nf which are considered of stratealc Importance In the present war, There In n line to Nlsh, In Bervla, along which the allies have advanced south ward through Uskub and Voles. An other line In tho samo direction runs to JiiWoyltza. A third road goes westward to Monastlr. The original plan for this a for a railroad through to the Adriatic. The fourth road, and the one which Is nerhaps the most Important to Turkey. Is the lino eastward through Seres to Kulell-Rurgas Junction and on to Con stantinople. This Is the road that proved of such valuable assistance to tho Turks In the mobilisation of their army In tho Grecian war In 1R07 nnd over which the forces of the young TurkB made their advance upon Constanople In tho coun. ter revolution of 109. DOOMED CAPITAL OF ISLAM Splendors of Constantinople Viewed from the Harbor. QjaokiH Backward COMPILED CKOM BbB FILE- NOV. 11 i SUNNY OEMS. Thirty Years Ao iV gal event In Scandinavian socicir was the marrlago of Miss Augusia j. Molander to Charles J. Johnson, the cere mony being performed by Dr. George t Btclllng at the Swedish Lyceum associ ation hall In Lytles block. The brides entire wedding outfit-perhaps the most costly ever worn by a bride In Omaha- was a present of Mrs. Wykoff of New York, daughter of Sidney Dillon. The gown was of white satin elaborately trlmmcd with orange blossoms of wax with real pearl ornaments for neck, arm? and ears, Misses Matson and Gustafson were the bridesmaids and O. Oberg anu I.gcrman the groomsmen. A novel wedding gift was ft set of painted China of nlnety-slxe pieces from the following gentlemen: J. Nordvall, A. Renzon. A. Bowman. O. Oberg, R, J. Benson, B. J. tdjrson. J. Sundcan, A. Newman, 8. Peter son, S. G. Johnson, S. Birgstrom, John Steele, G. A. Wndquest, J. Grondean. C. P. Swan, Frank Walters, J. T. Lager- gren. If. J. Hlldlng. II. Spongberg. V. Venstrand, G, Andrccn, J. Matson, u. Nelqulst. J. Lundberg, G. Collins, J. Vnleln. Edward Olson and A. Oustafsony On' motion of District Attorney Burn ham, tho Indictments of the several par tlclpants In tho labor riot last winter were striken from tho docket. The Initial party of W. H. Hclphrey's Dancing school was held at Masonic halt A sot-to with gloves Is talked between Tom Glncau and Bennett, the blacksmith, Tho balconies are being put on the fifth story of tho Paxton. Tho Unitarians authorised Rev. w. lv Copeland, Rev. Enoch Powell, Hon. Thomas L. Kimball and T. T. Lewis ip Incorporate tho Nebraska Unitarian nB soclatlon under the laws of this state. Which do you consider tho most me lodious Wagnerian opera?" asked Mrs. Cutnrox. There nre several I haven't heard, aren't thereT" rejoined her husband. "Yes." "Then I guess lfa one of them" Wash ington Star. "Hold on. old chap. I oan tell you what will euro that cold of yours." "Say. I ought to brain you! Well, what Is it?" "Time and nature." "Shake." Cleveland Plain-Dealer. "A man came to town the other day and hadn't been hero more than twenty four hours before everybody was looking up to him." "How did that happen?" v "Ho got a contract to paint the flag staff on our highest building." Phila delphia Ledger. "Our honeymoon is ovor. I must get back to business," opined th groom. "I cannot let you leave me.' declared Jhe bride. "I must have something to iron upon. "Well, my dear. I must earn our living, loull have to lean on the mantelpiece for a few hours every day." Louisville .ouricr-journai. "Jones Is maklnir u holv show nf him. self." Cutting up capers again." 'So. he Is tnklnir nnrt In n n.ilnn nlav for a moving picture concern." Judge's Library. Ross (to tardy clerk) How 'Is It. Mr. Jones that you allow me to arrive at the office first mornings? Clerk It is proper thnt I should give precedence to my superiors, sir. Bost'iu Transcript Mrs. Tnwne Hate vou had tills set of china, long? Mrs. Subbiibs-Jet me see; I've had it Just four girls and a half. Philadelphia Record. THE TEACHERS. They've como and gone and left behind A sort of "gonc-ness" In their wake; Just as we 'gin to see who's hero, Our good old town thoy go and shake; It may be just an Idle thought Of one who lets his fancy rule, But, gee. we didn't seem to havo Huch peaches when we went to school. Nebraskaa daughters, sweet nnd fair. Cheeks kissed by Autumn's soothing sun, With knowledge gleaming from the eye, Hearts glad at duty nobly done! It may be Just an Idle thought, Tho musing of a doty fool, But gee, we didn't seem to have Such peaches when we went to school. Ah, lucky kids, Nebraska youth, You're to be envied, that wo know! In proper hands your destiny, And glad wo aro that It Is so; It may be Just an idlo thought Of one as stupid as a mule. Put gee, we didn't seem to have Such peaches when wo went to school. Apologies, Oh teacher mine, . In happy days of long ago. Apologies, a thousand times! Perhaps Indeed It Is' not so: It may be Just an Idle thought. Of one who lets his fancy rule, But gee, we didn't seem to have Such peaches when we went to school. VAN. American Influenco in Turkey. , The Influenco of American educd tlqn in making a republic out of China, tho oldest of monarchies, has been everywhere ncclalmed. Sun Yat h. tho revolutionary loader: who becamo tho ward of American ral. slonnrlcs In childhood and othor 'tmz. tors In New China, received tfielr: education In tho United Btntcs or through oltr missionaries abroad. Now conies manifestation of the same Influence in the Balkans, Many loaders of tho antl-TurklBh armies wcro educated in Robert college at Constantinople, for years regarded as the whlto light of tho Ilosphorus, "The Influenco of Robert college Ib, still shown," a promlnont wnr cor respondent quotes Prcmlor auess choff at Sophia as Baying; "mnny government official's wore educated there" Thoughtful Americans must bo struck with the obvious Import of such oxampleu. If tho diffusion of American Ideate through American schools dispels darkness in China and thwarts tyranny In Turkoy, we may feel satisfaction in achieving ono of tho largo missions of Amer ican life, Then if thoso Idoals are being as successfully Implicated and fostered in tho minds of our students at homo tho achievement assumes tho proper symmetry of form. "To see tho finest sight In the world,'' said a French writer, "one must Ipo't at Constantinople from the ship's deck, but never to land, under penalty of senlng the worst sights In the world." This Is a mild exaggeration, for there are things of great beauty In the Ottoman capital. But other writers assert on a fact that the traveler on landing Is greatly disap pointed, and the energetic activity of custom housn offloinls In searching for dutiable goods puts the traveler In a vary dlsagrecabln mood. To appreclnto the son view of Constantinople a clear Idcu of tho configuration of the city Is needed. The Hosphorous Is a narrow waterway .which, separates Asia from Europe and Unites tho sea of Marmora with the Rl&k 8es. Between two hills on tho JffljffnJdo I a wide opening, a, port theHlollivn"Horn. On one sldo of klilf. ust. whrre Hysance used to be, Stambout, the Turkish city, rises on seven bills. Opposite Slumboul nre Pcra and 'Galatn, the Frank cities, while on the hills nf the Aslstlo shore stands the fourth cllv Scutari, Thus Constantinople Is mado up of four great cities us near to each other as Brooklyn. Jersey City und New York, and theso mnny hills ard covered with mm bio palaces and beautiful gar dens, above which tower gigantic mosques with their great domes of lead and obe lisks of gold. There Is the mosque of Ahmed, with Its seven minarets; that of Hotlman, with ten domes; the mosque of tho Sultane Valldae and that of Mahomet II., then the indsque do So Urn. the great tower of Qalata, Saint Sophia, grander and more beautiful than St. Peter's of Rome, and above all this tho white tower of Straskler, dominating tho continents of Europe and Asia, from the Dardanelles to the Black Sea, i In the big New York suffrage parado one of the transparonclos was Inscribed, "Ohio the eleventh." Please tell us what waiting number has boon assigned to Nebraska. Congressman Burleson of Toxas has decided he will choose tho po sition of secretary of agriculture, which saves President-elect Wilson tho trouble of appointing anyone to that place. General Miles wishes the new president would removo the last of those pelts from tho Whlto House. Aa a trophy of his own hunt. It wpuld be only fair to let him keep the bull mooso head. If the voting machine had been used in Omaha and South Omaha this year not a alnglo candidate on the democratic ticket in this county would havo connected up with the payroll. Stick a pin there. Feeding: the Hungry, In his Jesting romark that "the democrats have been away from tho pie counter so long that they ' aro nearly etarved to death," Mr. Bryan spoko a solemn truth, aa President; elect Wilson soon will appreciate. It is writton that Christ fed G,000 with fives loaves and two fishes on the shores of Galilee, and these are Just about tho proportions that will confront tho new democratic chief executive Aa the paternal head of a vast hungry family, therefore, ho faces his most arduous task. If tho victory that swept him iuto office impressed him with his personal popularity, ho may feel like nn idol surrounded by kow-towing worship pers when tho army of offlco-seokers swoops down upon him. Only at such times does a public man como to i realize Just how many persons havo sacrificed their all for him In the campaign. Incidentally tho uew cxccutlvo will owo n lasting debt of grutltudo to President Taft for extending the lines of civil Borvlco to lncludo 3tT,000 postmaitera and many others hero- toforo subject to appointment with changing complexions of admlulstra President Wilson will then The famous church of St. Sophia stands tn the center of a strictly Mohammedan quarter tn the heart of Constantinople. Tho edifice was built In tho first half of the sixth century on the August eum, which was a spacious court, on one sldo of which lay the palace of the Byzantine emperors. it Is unique In the annals of architecture. Tho whole known world of the time was ran sacked, for riches for It. From undent Ephcsus tho city magistrates sent a gift of four marble columns of the, softest shudo of green taken from the alto of the ruins of tho famous temple of Diana. Three support the largo galleries. Rome, which had about that tlmo bunded over the matter of tho world to Its eastern rival, contributed likewise In a generous manner,' Klght porphyry columns that were originally part of the temple of the Sun at Baalbek, were sent by Its cltlxens. Whatever could be taken from the most famous temples of antiquity That yarn about the Harvester rust pursuing our congressman In retaliation for "his fight on the blgltlons. tnisU and Illegal combinations" Is appreciate thU great service which the finest bit of political satire that hi predecessor has performed, not has come out of the campaign. i only for him, but for the whole ,- ! American people. Nebraska and Iowa hotel clerks i . . t. . are to meet in Omaha next month.' Tho dally view trom the windows JM them rcrt assured that Omahuiof its new quarters ought to Incite will be forebearing and treat thorn aa well, If not better, than thoy do the average convention delegate. tho Commercial club to start some thing toward suppressing tho smoko nuisance, was conveyed to St. Sophia. The temple hence presents a diversified aspect In Its Interior that docs not fall to please. ' According to Greek historians, more than 10,000 men were engaged day and night In tho work of construction dur ing the six years of Its building. Tho most famous Byzantlno emperors, Justinian, directed the work clad as an ordinary laborer. Sliver of the value of 200,000 was used In making various orna ments. The holy vasos were of purest gold, In which gems of Inestimable value were set. Various historians assert that over $5,000,000 was spent by Justinian nlone. The most notoworthy feature of the edifice Is Its dome. It represents the materialization of ono of the boldest conceptions In the history of archltcoturo, for It was hero that a circular structure was first laid over a rectangular base. The diameter of this remarkable dome Is 107 feet and Its height Is forty feet. Theso'.'proportlons imprers ono with the Idea of" beholding a huge Inverted bowl above on'o's head. Everything appears to hung In mldnlr, so much so thnt the bo'duess of tho execution cannot pass un noticed. A row of small windows, somi forty In number, are pierced at the base. This produces effects of surpassing beauty, for the light Is thereby not only softly dispersed, but Is also uniformly distributed. During the days when Constantinople was a Christian city the base of the dome was covered with mystlo representations of the virgin and the saints, which were executed mostly In beautiful mosaics. To. day as one stands below the dome the yo, cast upward, meets huge discs on which glided Arabic Inscriptions have been painted against a green background, Tho only vestlgo of Christianity stilt In cvldcnco Is represented by tho wings of huge mosaic archangels, which have been carelessly overlooked by the Turks. High up In tho dome Is a mosaic Iguro of Christ, though It Is concealod by Moslem emblems and coated and corroded with paint centuries old, There is a legend that when a Christian host again takes tho city the face of the Redeemer will spontaneously rmergo Into tho light of day in all Its pristlno splendor. This legend has long caused uneasi ness to pious Moslems, who have spent large sums and made unavailing at tempts to conceal effectually tho facial outlines of the Savior of the G loons. Threats havo been made that the entrance of the Bulgarian army Into Constantinople will be a signal for the destruction of St. Sophia. The city's, population Is about 1.U0.C00. T"-entv Years A"" Governor-elect Lorenzo Crounse left for Minneapolis to visit his daughter. Mr. and Mrs. Ross Hammond and Mr, and Mrs. J. H. Taylor of Fremont were guests at the Millard. Mayor Bemls declared that the elevators In tho new city hall sttl refused to ele vate and that he would get after tho company that Installed them and see If he could not elevate It n little. Sheriff Bennett wrote Chief of PVjlice Searcy a long letter thanking him for the aid In quelling the uprising in the county Jail. John II. Mason took out a J15.000 per mit for the erection of a two-story and basement brick building at Thirty-ninth and Leavenworth streets. John Francis of thq Burlington got a permit to build a dwelling at Thirty-seventh and Mason streets to cost $8,000. Airs. George W. Llnlngcr gaye a beau tiful kenslngton at her handsome home, attended by a large number of prominent women. Assisting tho hostess In re. cdlvlng were Miss Haller, Durant, la., for whom the party was given, nnd Mrs, Frank Haller. Assisting throughout the rooms wero Mrs. Catlln, Mrs. Motcalf, Mrs. Joseph Barker, Miss Barker, Miss Osborne, the Misses Hawley and Miss Chambers. Tph Yearn Affo Tho marrlago of Charles H. Gulou and Miss Harriet B. Plnkerton was solemnized at the home of the bride's mother, Mrs. Mary J. Plnkerton, by the Rev. John M. Ross of Central United Presbyterian church. The bride wore a traveling gown, a dark green tailored suit with trimmings of gotd'cloth and a hat of old rose velvet and green wings. After a month's trip through tho south tho couple was to be 'at homo In their new dwelling at Twenty first and Douglas streets, Tho first actual concert appearance of Robert Cuscaden, violinist, since his re turn from Europe, where he mado a pro longed stay, brought out a large and rep resentative audience of music lovers at Kountzo Memorial Lutheran church. Mr. Cuscaden was assisted at the piano by Joseph Gahm. The official count of tho election returns showed C. O. Lobeck and Henry Mc Donald tied with 2,611 votes each for county commissioner In the Third dis trict. They were talking of drnwlng straws for the office. John H. Mickey, governor-elect, and Gilbert M. Hitchcock, congressman-elect, spoke to the Omaha Real Eetate, ex change, being Introduced by President C. F, Harrison. People Talked About There Is also a bumper crop of put riot a denied the prlvllego of "saving tho coun- try." The "Sick Man of Europe" seems to bo the most forlorn and undesirable citizen that ever rotreated from a lansllde. American Ideas bloom abroad lu unex pected places. A German army orflcer has been sent to Jail foj six months' for rettltut a lv of absence on the plea that his grandmother was dead. Mayor Fitzgerald of Boston, known among the boys as "Honey Fits, wu not represent Massachusetts In the United States senato right away. The heartless "stlent vote' handed him the knockout punch. Governor-elect Sulzer of New York an nounces that ho will not tolerate "his excellency" or any hlfalutlng salutation. Old Mill Sulzer. governor," will satisfy his notions of Jeffersonlan simplicity. Never mind ringing the bell. Just kick In tho door. They cull a debutante's Initial bow a 'coining out." " explains the society editor of tho Washington Post, "because that" tho Hi at time she a allowed to wear ono I of those low-necked dresses that makes her look as If ho were." As a matter of professional pride society editors should uphold the sanctity of a secre. What's the matter with Kansas?" Here la Governor Stubbs knocked over the ropes and the hosts of righteousness pounded to pulp by the ungodly. Yet to the forefront of the funeral comes William llcn White with the heartless eulogy: "Why of course It's all right." Asthe mourners are satisfied, let the funeral proceed. A Jersey City undertaker stimulated by the sudden emlnenco of the state, has procured an eight-cylinder motor hearse, with seats for twelve persons and a place- tor tho gue?t of honor, and capable of making the run to tho town cemeteries tn twenty-three minutes. The superior at tractiveness of this Joy ride prompts the fostivo mortician to Invito advance en gagements. Jerseymen threatened with an excess of pie should call early and avoid the rush. The dalutleet exemplar of political righteousness that ever hustled for the Job of United States senator lies bruised and bleeding In the cold, un feel lux cor ridors of tho Kaneas capital. Governor Walter Roscoe Stubbs had the Job canned, the lid sealed. labeled and tagged, but a host of Kansas reactionaries, armed with can openers, smote the convoy and ran away with the goods. No wonder the rippling Kw murmurs a tear-puling dirge In the suburbs of Topeka. Uoet It Fit the Cnsrf Chicago Inter Ocean. Says Mr. Bryan: "As a religious hymn haa been brought Into the campaign by one of the parties, I think I am Justified In using the lines of another hymn to express my feelings: "This Is the day I long have sought and moumea uecauno found Jt not.' " Doubtless nr. uryan Is sincerely pleased by tne aemoorauc victory. Just the same, the lines he quotes do not seem to fit his case ex actly. Krerlnstlnslr nlaht. Brooklyn Eagle. If all boys should go to college It would v.. - .. (.niamltv. In tne View oi a Denver nrofessor of psychology. Hlght! Everlastingly right! A world made up exclusively of psychology professors would hardly be worth living In. Resinol: 1 7 years a suc cessful skin treatment R ESINOL la not an exper iment It was originally a doctor s prescription and it proved so success ful in stopping itching and in healing skin troubles that other doctors soon began to uso it. In this way, it has been pre scribed regularly by thousands of careful physicians throughout the country, for over seventeen years, and has become a neces sity in every drug store. Such a record as this can be approached by no other treat ment for skin eruptions now before tho public. Your doctor oryourdruggistcan confirm this. So if you are suffering from any of theso distressing, un sightly affections, Is not Resinol the wisest, safest treatment? With tho first uso of Resinol Soap and Resinol Ointment itch ing Btops and healing begins. You can sco tho improvement day by day, and soon even the stubbomest eczema, rash, ring worm, pimples or blackheads, disappear. i Resinol is especially effective for the skin troubles of Infanta and children, and is an ideal household remedy for chapped faces and hands, dandruff, burns, wounds, sores and piles. You can try them free, by writing to Dept. 14-By Resinol Chemical Co., Baltimore, Md., for sam ples. 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