Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, November 08, 1912, The Bee's Home Magazine Page, Page 9, Image 9
TITC BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, XOYEMBER 8, 1912. 9 The leeg In agaz,iie f)a 8e SILK HAT HARRY'S DIVORCE SUIT ' Aleckthand.er's Stronger Than Ever at Home O. .y -l t. .atlnnat News Asn Drawn for The Bee bv Tad S 1 .. . - Something for Breakfast Well, It has oorao true tho old song. Ifow many of us can remember the man who used to slnjr It? The waiter roared It through the hall. 'Wo don't give bread with one flahball. " , What a Joke It waa, the no-bread Idea, on the young man who went to breakfast with only a dime In his poor .purse. No bread, un less you order it and pay for it, slice by elfce, and no butter except at ho much a dab, Oh I misery, what lire we coming to. cafe nulait and a foil for breakfast as sure as you're born. Bood-bye, ham and egft. Plsblan may be, but honostly now, honestly, cross your . heart and tell us the plain truth. Take n cool morning- in early fall, the window has been up all night and every ' thing indoors and out is crisp around the edges. Sniff, sniff ham, country cured ham. Uncle Thomas raised the pig, fattened him on acorns, slaked his thirst with buttermilk, and built with his awn gnarled old hands the fire that turned his meat . to brown crispy bacon and sweet delicious j (iliam. at ' . r- I Eggs? There's "Jus't one way for themj th.ls morning, fried on one side, thank you, in the juice of the curling ham, and a few potatoes hashed in cream, please, and what is" that? biscuit, light," foamy, melting, as tho first kles of youth. , Hush, child, who Is this talking about he European breakfast? Lot them talk. We'll have the good old-fashioned Ameri can article, thank you, as long as we can get It. Tomorrow, If It's cold and snappy weather, what's the matter with home By WINIFRED I1LACK. made sausage, snmo hashed brown pota toes and buckwheat oakes? Whrro did you eay you found that maple sugar? You have to get out n search warrant to find any these days, don't you? f Another cup of coffee, please, not hot milk for mine, crenm, please, all thero Is In tho little fat bluo pitcher. Thor now, I'm ready to meet the world ami fight whatever fights are coming my , way to day. Fruit, black coffee and nothing else? That will do foe tho dllcttnntc,;, that's all right for tho man with nothing No do but read letters and go to his bank and sign a chock or so. Chocolate and a cracker? Oh, yes, I know you call them biscuit, but I don't. Crackers they are, and cracker thoy wll be to me till the last cracker is cracked. That's well enough for the lady of the French romance, Give me the girl with a good appetite for breakfast and the good sense to order it and know how to cook and servo It, too, and I'll bank 011 her husband's chance to get on In the world agalnet any dozen poor things who think the old fashioned American breakfast vulgar. Get fat? Well, what If you do? When you are dead and ponu nobody 'Is going to get .put tho pcale and see how much you weighed, They are going to get out the letters you wrote full of love, and hu man kindness; they nro going td get out tho little gifts you sent them nt,Clrfstmas time and birthday times. Tliey are going to tell e"ftc'hf otheV how g'ood'iyoU were when they were In a little troubie, and they are going to love you for what you are and not for what you did or did not weigh, Who can be generous when they are starving themselves to death? Who can laugh and make the world laugh on a diet of dry husks and milk? No bread for breakfast not oven a thin, cold slice of the thing bakers call bread. Not a bit of It for dinner; no butter on tho table for luncheon. How smart we are all getting. The Manicure Lady J , "I hope that the election will come out tho way I want it to come out, and I hope that we are going to have a nice easy winter without no real cold, and I hope that the old cent will come across with a nice Christmas present for me," said the manicure lacy. "Well," said the bead barber, "I see thnt you are up to your old trick talking without saying anything." "George," said the manicure lady, "them is harsh words to come from a barber. If there is anybody in the world thai doesn't know how to talk a little and say a lot, it is a barber. I seen you get a Jot of rebukes, George, in the few short years that I have been here. Goodnesi knows that I do riot like to throw It up to you, but more than one man with a truly remarkable brain has asked you to shave him once over and talk to your self after he has went. 'Don't talk to me, George, about talking a lot and Baying a little. It won't make you any healthier or wealthier to give me the laugh. The back of your head Is all right down neat where you button on your callor, but the rest of It ain't developed enough to put you in'the class with some of the folks that comes in here to have their nails hid. Now and then one of them kid me to a standstill, but the occasion Is rare, as Mister Lowell said about a day in June." "We,U," said the head barber, "cut but the personal remarks and tell us what fl50T ruft3flY&, n THAT'S THE KIND RLL THE POJLiCC HAD BeEW CALLED IN TMC TWUbT MANAGCR PALE AND SCARED. HE HAD RECEIVED A PACKAGE MARKED "INFERNAL MRCHIME, THEY SOAKED 17 IN WATeR, OPENED IT AND THERE WAS A DO AND INSIDE' Wf?& A PAPER THAT SAID, " WHAT MflK'eS THE PRUSSIAN BLUE.?" Tft EM OFF tAftVRiciz! WE KtiOki'iOU ha', 'tis a THE .PARE DEVIL DejECTIVt WITH FALSE fROAN& ON HIS qWlN HAD ARRIVED AND THE CROWD CHEERED A IT FEH fiSIDG TO LET HIM PASS HE WALKED INTO THE ROOM. 'THE POLICE WERCTHWE fePErtDlrtO AN HOUR T THEIR CLU0. THE MAN& WHISKERS HAD X3CEN CUT OFr. IT LOOKED LIKE A TRIWMlNO-."LET MEfl&Kf cju&&tion &aid5hehl0cmo, "tell mf, if the united states ships two hundred .dollars worth of 6-ood& to eorope what .Does an AIRSHIP.""" TAKE? TH& SE? OLD L.r?yJ : &CNUEM0N DP SEATED m-RA-RA-Rfl IffrtrUOCU TOP BONES, WERE VOU EVER SfTRflNDEDS SONGS- VESSOH. WHEW OUR COMPANY WAS PL A YIN' DE SEASHORE PROM FLORID UP TO MAINE. IHTERLOCVTOR'VI&HT YOU PLftY TO OOOD JsfuSINESS; BONES' NO 6 UN. YOU SEE, We was PLAyrr to lio-ht- HOO&eb ALL ALONG UE COAST. NATHAN CLRrtCY WILL NOW SING, - WHEJ26, OH WHERE HW MV LIMA 0EON.?" HrUT'. OR! I FIRE.. YOUKWSWj ME NOT, NIX. WHO WTMEBWfl When Ireland Had Commerce and Culture The Trial Year of Marriage Tells How to Train Girls for Wifehood Is on your mind about tho election. Hon do you want it to come out, and what is your dope about tho election?" I kind of want to see Mister Taft win,' said the manicure lady. "You see, Oeorff brother Wilfred has wrote a song called Everybody Loves a Fat Man,' and a pub lisher down town told, him that if the big fellow went back into the chair he would pay Wllted 1300 for the song. It ain't that I iim so vtv kccT for Mister Taft or anybody else getting back intt thej White l(uilbe( UUbu uetween you and me I don't think that It makes a great deal of difference who is thero, but I would dearly love to seo Wilfred coo that tm. Counting up the dollars and . twos and fives, to say nothing of the car-' fares that he has maced mo for, I should say that he owes me at least 1200 that ha I jimmied out of mo as soon as I got my inheritance, And I will say one thing for ' that boy, George. He will pay bask every cent he owes when he has tho mcnoy- j only he never has It. So I am pulling for Taft to win." "I was kind of figuring that Wilson would win," said tho head barbor, "That's all you over- do," said the manicure lady; "you" kind of figure Don't talk to me about politics. Women has got j more tuition than men about politics r.nd everything. All I have got to say Is thul the day will come when women will have her say," "That day came when Adam shook hands with Bve," raid the head barber Clears Stuffed Up Head and Catarrh Disappears Breathe the Healing Air of the Eucalyptus Forosta of Aus tralia and Quickly Gtet Bid of Catarrh. Hyomel will banish catarrh if you will breathe it a few times a day, It Is the only remedy of Its kind beforo tho peo ple that can ponetrato Into every nook, corner, fold or erovice of the mucus mem brane and dettory the mlcrobse. HTOMEI is Educes od from tho green leaves of tho Eucalyptus trees of inland Auitralls, where catarrh does not xltt and combined with Llstorlan antlMptlcs. Four a fow drops Into the inhaler and breathe this mighty Eerm destroying airj an sir more healing than that of the pine covered Adirondack. Notice how quickly that stuffed up (head clears; keep at it a few days and your suffering and hawking and dis charge of obnoxious mudup will rcoso en tlroly, Thon oontlr.ue until every irrm Is destroyed; untH the Forenoon and dry ness In the throat have aiarparl, HYOM3CI truastntecd for catarrh, coughs, colds, sore throat, croup, deaf nesi cauced by catarrh or money baqk, Complete outfit which Includes Inhaler, can be obtained for tl.CO at druggiati every where. To break up cold In head 0? qhet In a fow mlnatoa, pour & tcnt toaspoqntul of HTOMEI Into a bowl- of bolllnif mm . t MRS. FREDERIC IIATTON. iiy Ada pa'ttrson. "I don't agreo with Him. He seems to me an unjust judge," Mrs. Frederic Hatton referred to tho Connecticut Justice who said that every married couple shou'.d be compelled to remain torotUcr far one yo&ri whether thy wlshod or not. He is of tho opinion that if a brltfc comes crying home to mamma she sliould be bundled baok home without more ado, and that n hue band's prosenoo at his own fireside should be eompulsory for tho first twelve months, "The first year Is the trial year of marrlaste," was the Justice's conclusion, "and If a oouple weather that thero Is water, eovor head and bowl with towel; a good chsneo for the permanence of and breath tho vapor until Wosued ro lief comes in a few minutes. Advertleo rr.ent mrrl&3f. It Is the period of adjust ment to eaeh other's fault and hahite, and tmpaent .natures rebel sgalnst the adjustment. That Is the reason thera art so many dlvoroei growing out of dlf fleultles In the first year. I ant tired of theso firtt-yoar cao, and shall always order them to Ktcnd caoh other for a full twelve months," Mrs. Hatton, tw.ee weeded and U) mother of the elilidrsn, a wealthy Chloaaosit of nigh eoei'. position In tho western city una well known )n New York, httB the wisdom drawn from the well of experience. ,iThe first year of married UU eiiauM bo, and generally l, tho happiest," she said, "It has thg ohann of early ro. manee, It is an afterglow of the court ship, Many couples who are blissfully happy then git on badly afterward, for whon tho first flush of romonco has faded It takes woll-greunded chortoter to make marriage a success. Tho, Con- nectlriit Judge didn't go buck fur t-iumgli, It tutors three generations to miiko a good wJf. A girl's iinother ainl gnunl mother and great-grundmnthnr should havo benn trained for hnppy and efficient wifehood." 1. "As, for lustiiiice?" "First and last In all the aits of housewifery. No man will be content mi Ipss Ills hojne Is well kept. Hut oven If :i glri'n mother Is lnconiietent the girl nend not despair. The poorest can learn liousoholil arts In one of the nubile train ing schools. "And, nfter that?" "A girl should have a good eilucntlon so that iho can start on a companion able basis with her husband In their mar ried life. And after that she should con tinue her education by keeping herself Informed about ourrent events. "Tho roauon I spoke of the three gen erations required to produce n good wife Is not one of snobbery. Hut the good wife is considerate, and three generations of consideration make the exercise of that grace easy. It is a dreadful thing to bo fnmlllnr with a momber of one's own family.'' Mrs, Hatton's ex prowl v dark eyes laughed. "My mother and I have nlways been formally polite to each other." Bho InxtJtnd upon It, and I've grown to llko It. "Tho thrco gonbrat ons are moro or less nooessary for another quality In hnppy wlfohood. That Is the prcsorvation of uffocllon". dome of our fflrli nro ovor educated, They nro educated until all trace of natural fooling is t mi nod out nf them, Too high odueatlon or too muah of it ha tnappod tho ordinary homo tlos for thorn. A girl goo to Iho ordinary girl's school, than to a finishing ochoel, then to college, and oho isn't through until she Is 5r, or 4 years old. that Is too latr. Olio thould leavo at 10 to clvo nor time to loam tho other things oho notds to hnow, nnd one of the most Important of theso Is how to be charming. A clrl does not nood to bo beautiful, 8lio should be rather glad sho isn't a beauty, no , muah is expocted of a boauty. If hA makne a mistake In n spoeoh, ovory ono j notices It hocauto eho Is a beauty, nut nvtry clrl can beeomo oharmlns, for aharm means compuilon(blnot, and botnj? companionable is being lltouchtful nf others. Consideration li thouchtful nett ot tho heart, and as I beforo Intim ated, the overeulUratcd clrl ha thp heart rductrt iut of her. The fflrl who haa had mod home lranlni?, hue oomp from a aro lino of sfoort wive ami moth. r, has not an overdmtotled eco. sho I hftx not boon oodilld. Che tlfnl's of tho well beinit of others. 'Bumming up tho training of a girl for happy wifehood I should say she , ouplit to know and ho many thlnrs. A woman, especially a wife, Is tike nn act-1 roes of many parts, Hl M1011M be Vtr satlle, and veri-atlllty ran ba trained as Veil as bam, One form e( versatility I toet, and a loving, t net fill wife nf n wor thy husband ha no rwiH In fear what I his jtonor of Oenneellnut calls the trial year of marriage," 1 Molettcd Ity KDW1N MAItKIIA.M. In view of tho homo rule struggto now I result would have been to make a .1...- .... 1.. r ... it-li . I .. it.. a..ll....l I 1.. l.u...i going on In tlreat Hrltnln, the following extmet Is Niiguestlve. 1 tnlm It from "Tho l.lfq ot Oliver OuldMinlth," by Krnnk Frankfort Moort: "It Is difficult for people nowndayH to form 11 plcturo of the condition ot Ire land previous to the conquest by Kngluiul ns It In fur them to appreciate tha glor ies of tliu early ltulliin republics from a casual vlvlt to the ohlof elites of today. And, curiously enough, It Is among the nrehlVt'M of these places ot pplondlri decay, rather than thosn of Ruglnntl. that ono liiUHt senrcli for confirmation of tha vngtm tradltlim of the plaru Ireland ocauples In the enterprise of civilization. "English historians luivii been long In rretlitliig the stories of Ireland's tirllllant past, but that was only bceiuiKo they fulled to look In the right direction for such reaords us would have ennblcd thum to correct some of tholr mlsftatcmonts. It Is now beyond thn region of surmise that up to tliu fourteenth century tho trndo of Irolund with foreign eouiitiios was very great. Her splendid hnrbors woro crowded viith ships, ami her product were exchanged for those of Franco, Spain, Italy and the Ketliorlniuls. "In Hevernl of tho chief towns, ' pspe dally In tliu Bciiimrts, abundant traces remain of the advanced civilization of the trihabtunts of Ireland 11 ml ot their connection with Uuropoan culture, It could scarcely have been otherwise. The Island hud a language and, a llturaturo ov Its own, us well 1111 a definite school of art. a school of muslo nnd a ncliool 01 poetry. TIiuh It occupied a pliico of dis tinction In tho estimation of other centers or high culture. "It has never, wo think, been made iittn plrtln that It was thn wealth of Ireland that first attrneteil the iittnntlut of Kngluiul. It was regarded In .early Tudor times, when thn spirit (if adven ture was rife, as a sort nf El Dorndo ono thnt was within nosy reach nf Kng llsh hIiIiih, "The spirit of advoutiiro wart thn spirit of plunder, nnd thero never was n, limn when robbery outside of the boundary f otni's own country wan so universally re garded as praiseworthy. Hpuln had been plundering Ameilea for moro than 100 years and IOngland lint! organized expe ditions for the plundering of tho plunder ers. "UnleHB one has been tnado aware of the wealth of Irelnnd ono In iiulto In capable of understanding why Knglant should have taken ho much trouble to conquer the Island anil keep the people In a condition of subjection. If Ireland had been a poor country, or, If her Indus try and onterprlso had pot boen regarded as a serious menace to ICngllsh trade, It Is certain that England would not hnve taken the eitormous troubla she did to get a footing o.n tha Island, and to main tain that foothold, Unfortunately, how ever, her rulers thought that thn only nurn foothold that could be found Wan on the nncks of the people, and the result was, na Is well know, deplorable. "If both nations had recognized the faot that a strong alliance on terms of per fect equality would be of mutual ml vantage, stimulating Induatry and com merce on both sides of tho channel, tho rival in ImiMirtanco In tho world. Unhappily. however, thorn seemed to bo no dcslro on either Hide to accept the possibility of tho exlxteuoo of any other relationship be tween them than that of Invaders and Invaded. 'The story ot thn years thnt Intervened! between thn curliest attempt to subjugatn the tlrsh and the beginning of tho nine teenth century Is the most wretched, that was over written by tho sword of an In vader with the heart-blood ot tho tn- vnded, Massacres wero followed by re taliating slaughters ot men, women and children, and tho best families of the) .Irish wero expatriated, finding In France,! Hpaln nnd America n welcome, and living j to tnlto part with them In the old fight against Kngland, Thoso who remained In Ireland wero subjectqd to such acts of Injustice as would bo Incredlblo wero thoy not fully authenticated by reference to tha statute books of many reigns. "The Incidents of their oppressions after a time rame to be accepted by tho peo ple as the natural course ot things; but thn taking ot such a view ot matter murks their degeneracy," Couldn't Dazzle Mammy V J The young man of the house really was making good In 11 way that delighted IiIm parents and brought him much flat tery from friends and neighbors, but old Mummy, tho family servant, remained unlmpresHcd, Ono day, when he, had done a particu larly brilliant piece of surgical work and delivered an especially profound address before a great convention, ho said fo Mummy: "I'm not a buby niiyv longer, and t think you ought to call mo Mr. Charles hereafter." Tha old darkey snorted her Indignation. "Who-ino?" she asked. "I ain't nover In gwlne call you Mister! You ain't no Mister any nwe'n I'so a Mlsst You couldn't wlgglo yo' flngera so pert a-cuttln' out folkses' Insldes ef I hadn't a-kep" 'em limber wld smacktn. an' you couldn't hear do patient's heart a-beatin" ef It wa'n't for me forever wnshln' yo cars so clean! You ain't nothln' but a, meusly llttlo boy to yo' ole Mammyf New York Press. , t'titiitnl l'nruwrnplis. Huccess cannot turn a man's head if hwi hun n stiff neck. . Most of our so-called good tntentionaj are base Imitations. j Don't brag about yourself; Jolly other.-( Into doing It for you. , Doen a woman feel glad or sorry wheu( she cries at a wedding? '' Political arguments lose ua more friends than they guln votes. It Is easy to feel optimistic as long a things are coming your. way. The more a woman's photograph doesn'6 resemble her the better sho likes it. Artists rave about the beauty of tho sunset, perhaps becaUEe they never seo the sun rise. Only a lawyer or a detective can mlmt his own bunlnenn when he pries Into other people's, Chicago News. 18 Our Idea of a wealthy man Is ono who Is eager to contribute to a campaign fund. PERSIL MEANS THIS TO YOU No Moro Rubblnsr. No Mora Washboard. No More Stains. No More Garments "Worn Out by Washing." No Moro Hands Injured by Strong Soap. No More Washday Toll. Yourolothaa will Oooloartar than eve fcsforo The white) eletheja whiten th rod tbrloe SrlshUr. Ten Ovnts ot All Grocers A lerao iteobairo of PKRSlt. ooats. o Ulmo onrt dooa a dollar worth.