12 TIIE BEE: OMAHA, SATTRDAY, XOVlmEB 2, 1912. THE OMAHA PAHA BKL f 6 1 USD Y BDWAUU ItOSKWATKll VIC TOft ltOSKWA,11CH.BDlToft: jif.B MUlLPlNG. FaTGSAM A?fi 1TTH. Kntercd at Omaha postofflco n secoful- Sunday Btfi, one r M-KJ Saturday lie, ono ypr J w Jatiy lioo without 8umlay. one year. 4.0) Dally Heo. ntvl Sunday, one JW .. ... 6.00 DEUV1CRED UY CAItlllKR. Evening ana Sunday. . pr month... .. yc i:Vrning, without Sunday, per month.. Jlly Uee, Includlnit Sunday. rr mo.. lkny Hec, without Sunday, per mo ... c Address aM complaint or liregularltlea JH dtllvory to City Circulation IPl " ukmittaScksT" llemit by dratt, express or poatal hrdor, pavabla to The Bee lubllshlng Comran. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment or small accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha ami eastern exchange, not iiweptea. Omaha The Bee uulldm. South Omaha-ai N street. l'ounll llufle-14 North Main street. Lincoln -M Ldttle building. OhUago 1011 Marquette, building. KanAHfl nty-Kellanco building. New York-M West Twenty-third. St. lxul-44Frleo balding. WaslilngtoniS Fourteenth Bt. w. av. ' COllftliBIONDEiNdtl , Communications rolatlng to new; and tentorial matter should bo addressed, Omaha Deo. Kdltorlal Department. OCTOBER. CIUCtfLATlON 51,898 Rate of Nebraska, County of Douglas, W. Dwlght William, circulation inaroip-r of The Bee Publishing company. "'Ing duly sworn, any that tb aYcraw dally circulation for "fRS'lUf t .Vli ' WX was 6J.S9S. DWIOUT WILMAMH, CirculaUon Manager. Subscribed in my presence- and aworn to Heforo tma ft (Seal.) Notary Public 8nlcrlhera leaving llm -ltr temporarily ahoold Imrc The rrlll ln chniiKed na ortcn s rr iiim(rd. Character is not to be measured liy the dollar murk. "Angola Accused of Murdor," says tt headline Heavens, what next? Wonder If tho bull mdosors havo aKrccd on their explanation uoforo hand. I Growing gray In Iho service Is ad mlrablo provided tho service has been unoful; ' Ain't it a sharno? "Not a slnclo jrell yet about Third ward fraudu lent registration. Annapolis has dismissed anothor eadet for ha2fng. Then Bay our naval adadomy is no good. . Tho Klmmcl trial is off hands for tho fourth tlrao. Now for tho fifth, 4f there is anything loft for lawyers' fees. Torn Lawson must navo tho ln Bight track on tho rest of us; ho ovldcntly knowa bo' many that never caino to pass.. Jack Johnson anight havo been a respoctablo world's champion pugil ist if he had bodn as long on. com tnon boubo as on reach. That witches' refrain, "Uubblp, bubble, toll and trbublc," must havo been composed, and sot to. music,' especially for our Omaha Water boarders. That young up-state rascal, who painted Btolon horses to provont them from being identified', deserves to have his talents shunted on to tho main track. Tho conscientious votor in Omaha has tho prlvllego of making eighty eight crossmarka on his ballot at tho coming eloctlon. dot a oamplo bal lot and practico up, Omaha will not agrco with Bydnoy that women wearing long hatpins Bhould bo imprisoned, but ovoryono will admit that it doos hurt to be Jabbed with ono of thoso daggers. JfdoeB pot 'tak,o tho seventh son of a seventh BonXojioo (hafa'doptlon st tho Jnltlatiyo and .referendum in NobrftSkft'Wlll lib a preludo to a cam-pafgji.fdf'U'attfg'lc-aax on land -values. ft ra$"ocalied ftiat'MuCau'loy put up a rather.' strong plea for shorter hotfro for. tho workman. Yes, but thai will not provont T. It. from claiming to havo been tho first and original advocate. Among candidates, voters should not overlook Ferdinand Haarmann, head of tbo Haarmann vinegar works, whd Is the kind of a success ful business man who ought to ren resent tho business interests of Omaha at Lincoln. If for any good reason you failed (o register", ybu can still Bwear In your voto 'with the aid of two rest lent freeholders from your -voting Jtstrlct. , It. you. haw to do it this h-ny, hqweysr, do ,pot leavo every thing to tha last minute. South Omaha -Is regularly ac corded one of the state senators ;hosen from Douglas county. Tho election of A. 0. Pancoast to this ploca would give South Omaha a moro creditable representative' in tho senate than,' It has xii for, lo, theso ma.y.yeari According to -the principal living spQnsor of single tax, no intelligent man caa ead Henry George's book sn "Progress and Poverty" caretully with an ofeminlnd without accepting his doctrines which means that a man who. after reading, remains un responsive is either not intelligent or did not read carefully with au qunn mind. As to Nebraska. In this presidential clertlon Ne braska is confronted with a threo cornorod fight, although tho mw third party mouib to havo created much more division in republican ranks than in democratic ranks. Tho old populist party has practically dropped out, tho minor places on the ticket being (thkon by tho socialists and prohibitionists. In this contest every republican who wants to prcsorvo the republican party for continued usefulness should voto for tho republican presidential electors." Thcro Is no danger what ever that tho bull mooso disruption 1st will win, and, thoroforo, no good excuse "for voting for 'a democratic prestdent to mako euro of heading him off. Below tho electoral ticket loyal republicans are in duty bound -to voto for thoso party nomlndes' Who havo remained loyal ' to the party and are supporting tho national fltandnrd-bcurors. hi somn, places, n republican must choose botweon n deserter and n democrat. Tho attl tudo of tho candidates nominated ns republicans, yet rMuslns to ntand by tho national republican, standard bearers, 1b thus oxprosRo'd over tho official signatures of tho secretary of their campaign coirimltteo. "Wo havo no grlcvanco lUralnst the nup portora of I'renldenl Tuft for ro-olootlon, and wo feel that wlioovcr in tho repub lican party want to voto for Colonel Hoosovflt la this year fully justified in hla courae, That being tho case, It naturally follows that republicans doprived of nri opportunity to voto for a real 're publican for any office aro likowlso fully justified in voting their per sonal proferenco among the candi dates, and. in so doing vlolato no party obligations, Locally tho republican tlckot as n wholo, and individually, Beoms to us to bo made up of men of higher standards and bottor ability than tho democratic tlckot. Turkey's Crucial Struggle. Tho sultan is fighting with hin back agalnBt tho wall In Constanti nople. Many nations aro urging on his enemies in tho hopo thoy will drivo him at last from Europe back beyond tho BoBphorus, from which, if this comes to poos, ho probably will nevor emorgo. Tho ruthless powor that for centuries has wrought llfl atrocities whorovor it found a weak victim, comos to Ignominious defeat in a fair warfare against tho lessor Balkan states. Tho blow is a crushing ono to Islamlsm. It it is saved in Europe now It seotna it must bo through intervention and not military prowess, and through soma other causo than any claim Turkey has upon tho mercies of hu manity. It may bo that in tho coun cils of poaco continental Europo will decide upon lotting tho Turk romaln in Constantinople but it -will bo for reasons of expediency and wltb di minished strength. . If out of this wholo furoro of na tions could comu a form of lusting pcaco and closor relations botween Prance -and Germany, which must bo tho monitors of order in the end, tho war, with all its horrors, might havo somo redeeming feature'. Franco and Qormany havo Identical Inter ests and should, for their good nnd that of Europo, Btaml together upon cordial terms. And thcro is a chnnco in tho posslblo negotiations to fol low' of breaking down tho artificial barriers that now mar their rela tions. Tor County Attorney. For county attorney tho opposing candidates boforo tho pooplo of Douglas county aro Sldnoy W. Smith, nomlnatod by tho republicans, and George A. Magnoy, nominated by tho domocrats. Fortunately, no ono questions tho competency of either of thoso competitors, , both of them being lawyers in good standing at tho bar. Mr.' Smith, however, Is a younp man, rising in his -profession, who "has never stood for public ortlco before, whllo Mr. Magnoy .Is tho presort chief deputy, which position ho has held for years and has boon a candldato on numorous occasions. Thero Is no good reason why ropub llcans should not voto for Mr. Smith; also all others who would like to bob moro energy and fresh activity Infused into tho county at tornoy's office. Former Senator Pottlgrow an nounces his flop from tho democratic to the bull moose party, thus making his circuit almost complete and run nlng Bourko Cochran a closo race for tho polltlcnl somersault champion ship. First a republican, Pettlgrow has been a silver-republican, pop, democrat and now bull mooso. He has only to join the socialists and prohibitionists and then he may start the rbunds again. "Spontaneous" applause for Wll son in Madison Square Garden out lasted "spontaneous" applauBo for tbo big bull moose, leaving tho pre sumption that the democratic stage mauagers set their watches further ahead and paid their clacqucrs more money. Thero are funny things in "funny, sunny Spain," but none funnier than the declaration of the offtce-seoker, who haa lived half his life on the bounty of a political party, that party ties no longer count for anything. . m 1 1 WMm BacKwara Iks Day inOmali; COMPULSED CHOM DKR FILOA -j nov. r Thirty Vrnrn A At the meeting and banquet of Omaha EnRlne company No. 1 these officers were elected: J. W. Nlohola, president; Chark-g Jf. tfakena, rlca prcaldenti fc. V Lane, aeoretaryf J. W. Whltehouao, treasurer; Deloa Campbell, foreman; J. V. Newllne, second aajJitant: Messrs. Coulter, Caaaldy and Hunt, trusteed. The apeechmakln waa perpetrated" by Colo nel Chaae, Qeortre Armstronc nnd Meaars. Ilaitou, Corby, E'ana and Smyth. W IL McCoy has taken charge of the opera house restaurant. Tim lilsh achool bare ball nine defeated Crelghton colleKe, 14 to 14. Charlea nurrnelatar, who ha been In charKo of tho office of Ilcr & Co. for (cn year, haa been elected secretary of the 'NVoiitorn Horao and Cattle Inaur- anon company. John Quirk, who catno to Omaha abont six months ago and haa been engaged alnco at Af. W. Kennedy place, ha ac cepted a position at the Grand Central with Tom Cation. A act-to has been arranged at the Academy of Muslo between Billy Mc Cune and Jack Curley, both ex-members of tho pollco force, for the benefit of the veteran linger, Sam Gardner. C. St A. tie mile, the Danish min ister to the United States, who has been In Omaha a day or two, la on old schoolmate of Frank Waltcra. Clem Chaso la up from Lincoln on a short visit. Twonty Yearn Aci The Bomls park gun team challenged the Raymond tentm for k ltvo bird ahoot tbd following Saturday at th6 Omahaaun club gryunds. The Ilemla park team con- aisled of these cracks: Cross, Dickey, Smead, Rend. IXot.lt, Reed, Ulake, Peters, Salisbury, lUnehart; tha Raymond team: Foff, Montmorency, Claflln, Chubbuck, Oalbralth, Bean, Bryant, .Jottannca,. Blng- ltntn. Tho Raymonibi had not definitely rrapondod and tho Omaha Oun club, con sisting of tho following, stood ready to accept: Parmeteo, Brucker, Hughes, Ken nedy, Naaon, 1 lard In, Withnoll, Town send and Fogg. John I'etcni, collector of internal reve nue, loft for Columbus, Genoa and Albion. Ho Intended to return after election, coat ing his vote at Albion, his place of resi dence. Dean Gardner of Trinity cathedral re-' turned from Baltimore and announced ho would preach to hla peoplo on the fol lowing Sunday. "Walter Know, a prominent business man of ChlUtcolhe, O., and Mrn. Bnow were guests of Mr. and Mrn. Frank Swing, 31N! Popploton avenue. Colonel W. F. Cody (Buffalo Bill) came In from Chicago, accompanied by Robert II. Haalam, his private aocrctary, and Nat Brown, and sold he was glad to got hla No. 13b back on hla homo land. Ten Years Amy Rev. Hubert C. Herring, pastor of tho First Congregational church, apoko on tho philosophy of llfo na Interpreted by Robort Browning. It was planned to bury W. B. Illbbard, former Omuhan, who dlod in Colorado Spring', In Proapoct Hill cemetery, Omaha. 'Whllo -Mr. Illbbard married in Cleveland, tho chlldron were burn in Omaha and had resided hero, for years. Frof. Nathan Bernstein of tha hlgn achool lectured boforo tho Omaha Philo sophical club on "Tho Simplicity of FhyatCH.'' Bishop Scannell 'started tho movement for tho building of a great cathedral by addressing a form of letter to Cutliollo men of this diocese, advising them that ho considered tho time propitious for tills undertaking, In commcmorntlon of German day tho South Bldo Maeunerchor gave a most en joyable concert at Bohemian hall on South Thirteenth strcot. In the course of tho musical program Mmo. Wagner Thomas sang twice. Tho .Maennerchor, under l'rof. Peterson, sang aovcral pieces. In the evening Herr Otto Kinder mado an address in Gorman. People Talked About Thirty thousand municipal employes of New York City nre In tho clutches of loan aharks. Halt a billion young lobsters have been propagutcd this year at the government hatchery In Maine; but what is Undo Sam doing to keep the chorus girl crop up to par? Jlaud Malone, who t'hcckled" Governor Wilson In Brooklyn, and Mrs. Penn, who nearly broko up a auffruge parade at Newark, would make a strong team for a Joint debate. The aupreme court of the United States Is to decide upon the momentous question of whether frozen eggs two two years old aro safo and Bane. The country ' waits the decision with bated breath. Candidate Suiter of New York sorrow fully admits that he' bought mining stock and lost out. There are others. Btllle, old top; yea, millions of 'em, with beau tifully printed certificates of member ship in tho Suckers' club. Don't feel lonesome. The arbitration committee of seven, whtrh Is to pass on the demands of the engineers of fifty-odd eastern railroads, expeots to conclude 'Its labors within a week or ten days and make publlo lta report as soon thereafter aa the starts tics ore verified. Colonel John Hancock, brother of the famous major general of the civil war, Is dead at Washington, aged 83. Colonel Hancock served with Pennsylvania troops through the civil war and won his colo nelcy in tho campaigning ending with tho fall of Richmond. Rev. Andrew J. Simpson, noted evan gelist of Georgia, died at I'avro, In that stute, as a result of being too vigorously hugged by hla excited hearer. The hug ging was Inflicted upon htm several daya I ago at a country church where he was conducting a revival. Ono of Bill Flit'm'a sainted candidates tor congressman in Pennsylvania has Just been convicted of mismanagement in office by the city council of Pittsburgh. The way political sinners Jump on self appointed saints- nowadays is painfully cruel and heartless. A Judge lu tho state of Washington ruled that two men meeting on a street corner, and nominating themselves for otflce did not constitute a convention. As soon as the Judicial recall gets In working order out there, the Judge will feel the Impact of the steam roller of human rights. IN OTHER LANDS THAN OURS Events of Current Interest in the Old World. Balkan AllUn anrf Kintjn. The auoceilon of vlctori.ea scored by Balkan alllM over tho Turks Is as great a surprise to homo-grown war experts aa was tho triumph of the Japs over tho Russians. In both canes calculations and coneluslona were baaed on toe .supremacy Of numbers, Rutaia far exceeding Japan In arms, and Turkey having three soldiers to the one of tho Invaders. Bui the possession of armies on paper la different from armlea in tho field. Tho Vaat numbcra credited to Tuikey have not as yet made themselves felt, and thcro nre many indications of fated Im prcparcdnesa and inferior equipment. For the moment the four kings have the war game well In hand and tho prize within easy reach. Whldh ono of the kings, think you, will get tho lion's- ahaio of tho prlxeT King Nicholas of Monte negro la 71, Peter of Seav'a 63, nnd George of Greece 67, As rulers go, these are well advanced In tho Osier plan nnd mlirhf ). classed with the mcmarchlal ''has-been" did not tho shining example Franz- Joscph of tho dual empire at 82, demolish tne objection of years. When tho divi sion of the prizo comes, if permitted by neighboring powers, It la a fairly safo prediction thaf King Ferdinand of Bui garla will be on the shot with the vim and energy of a man of CI, eager for enlarged dominions and monarchic! glory. Ferdinand Is esteemed the shifti est princeling that over crabbed fh crown of a buffer stato and reared from rural surroundings a pretentious court and an arlstocraoy of graft. Thero is no secret about this. It was the only available method of creating a moneyed class In agricultural Bulgaria. Despite the corruption and waste. Ferdinand mtl9t be credited With havlne develoned one of the finest modern armies in Kuropc, woll equipped, offlcored and drilled, n fact evidenced by operations In the field. Tho youngest of the four allied kings, amlbltlons, energetic, un attrpulous aa to means, ruling tho largest stato and possessing tho boat arnty, King I'oriiinand Is bound to bo a figure worth watching In tho final deal., rrosrreaw of Home flair. With tho precision and power of a atcatn roller the Irish home rulo bill is moving through the amendment stage in the House of Commons. There in no evi denco of divided counsel on the minis terial sldo, no hesitation in meeting every challenge of tho opposition to test voting. So far the ministerial majorities ranged from ninety-eight to UO. A Vaat number of amendments havo been offerod for the purpoae of delaying final action and em barrassing the government, but this scheme haa been blocked by a system of cloture sponsored by the younger Peel for tho purpose of harassing Gladstone and hla party In 1SS2. Then on now the limi tation of debate and "moving the previ ous question" expedites action, rejoicing the beneficiaries and grieving the vlo tlma. ynlonlst ranks are not aa solid In opposition aa the Ulster covenanter imagined. A number of Irish peers led by Lord Dunraven havo declared opposi tion to the uncompromising Orange attl tudo and repudiate tho aaaumptlon that l'roteatant liberties would be endangered, by. on Irish parliament. Among tho re 'cent converts to home rulo are Lord Ilooamore, an Ulster tory peer' and , for mer grand master of Orangemen, and Joseph Hocking, the novelist and non conformist, who was Induced to visit Irq- I'nlie Democrat lo Claims. OMAIL, Nov. 1. To the Editor ot The Bee: I havo been nmuscd at the efforts of many leaders of the democratic party to deny tho responsibility of that party for tho panto and hard tlmcB that de pressed and blighted our country Vrom 1632 to 1KW. They now claim that the hard times was caused by the operation of the MoKlnley tariff law. It may be that many voters who will cast their first vote at the coming election will bo deceived, because at that tlmo thoy were either nonresidents or too young to know or appreciate the business conditions of the country. I well remember that in Harrison's administration our nation was enjoying prosperity a prosperity which can bo favorably compared with our present good times. Then the democratic party was advocating froe trade and a reduction of tho tariff. The party then, aa now, was not settled on any definite policy. Some leaders were for free trade and others for tariff for revenue only. Aftar tho Wilson tariff law passed tho house and senate, ProMdent Cleveland would not sign it because it did not conform to his Ideas of freo trade, and It became a law under the, ten-day pro vision. The effect of the operation of that law la well known to nil except many new voters and now comers. To day Mr. Wilson, candidate for president, asserts that he is not for free trade, and that ho has not hoard a single thought ful tlcmocrate declare for freo trade. He does not come out squaroly for tariff for revenue only, but favors a policy of going through all the schedules ot the tariff and cutting every one of them out whero illegitimate privilegee are con cealed. In other words, he believes in the principle of protection to be applied by a democratlo tariff measure. Can you Imagine what It would be? No doubt, another Wilson bill. Mr. Marshall, the candidate for vice president. Is opposed to any degree of protection, and some leaders assert that a protective tariff law is unconstitu tional; that the government haa no right under the constitution to levy taxes In excess ot what would be necessary to defray the running expenses of tho gov ernment. I would suggest that the demo crats set together and harmonize, tt they can, their own positions before appealing to tho voters of a prosperous nation frtr support. It the democrats would be fair and honest with the People they would admit their mistakes and promise to avoid them If given another chance to rule. It la true the clouds' ot buslnesa depression were gathering before Cleve land was Inaugurated In March, 1S93.' In the campaign for his election the demo crats made a tight on the tariff Issue, and naturally all business directly affected by the tariff prepared for a possible and probable change. Retrenchment, followed all along 'the lines of Industrial activity; millions of men were thrown out of em ployment and thousands ot business In stitutions went to the wall. The farmer did not evcape the scourge. The market for hla products was practically de stroyed. Importers, on account of the proposed change of schedules, curtailed meBeesieMox land and Investigate conditions for him self. Ono of the recent amendments ex empting Trinity college, Dublin, from control of tho Irish parliament, although accepted by the Irish nationalists, brought out a protest from Dr. Mahaffy. the most brilliant scholar of the collego. Dr. Mahaffy did not want Trinity col lege separated from the general life of Ireland, and his protest brought confu sion to the opposition. There Is UtUe doubt that the bill will be passed by the Commons before the holiday recess, but lta final success depends on the libera, party and Its allies remaining in power for two more years, and repassing the bill after each of two rejections by the House of Lords, HI ah Coat of Living. Tho growing cost of living Is becoming a worldwide problem. All AUBU-alasIa Is growling about It and state and federal governments aro urged to "do something" for relief. Rents and the prices of nec essaries of life are soaring. Meat prices are most troublesome The Australian consumer has been aroused to Indigna tion by the publication of figures show ing that mutton, beef and butter from Ills own country are often cheaper in London than in Melbourne and Sydney. The labor minister of customs recently quoted In Parliament atatlallca demon atratlng that the wholesale rates in London in April, June, July and August for Vutter wero 17 to W ahilllngs per hundredweight cheaper than thoso rates In .Melbourne, notwithstanding tho coat of freight and middlemen's ciiarges. Pro tectionists throw aome of the blame ' upon the high revenue duties, whllo tne I farmer, the. labor free traders and many I city merchants denounce tho protective , imMmiv nf the. tariff. A commission ap pointed to investigate tho cost of living in New Zealand haa issued a report which declares that Tents have risen by M per cent and boots C6 per cent dearer. Whllo 35 per com oi mo .u.. .. 'total expenditure Is required for food. The Moroccan Trenty. Tripoli, following Morocco under the ortr.tmi nf Rtirrmfian Dowers, ends Mohammedan control over any part of tho north coast of Africa. About tho same time that Turkey relinquished sov ereign rights In Tripoli and Cyrenalca, Franco and Spain reached an agreement on tho division of the territorial loot of Morocco. According to the now treaty Morocco wli. bo divided Into three sep arate spheres. The first of ,these will contain Tangier and a small territory about that city. This will bo subjected to international control, and the French, Spanish. German and British govern ments will be on. equal footing hero. This portion of tho treaty conforms to exist ing treaties of France and Spain with Great Britain and removes tho poasibIN Ity of the transformation ot Tangier Into a naval fortress which would counterbal ance Gibraltar. Apart from Tangier, the second sphere concedes to Spain the northern regions of Morocco on the Med iterranean and the Atlantic ports of Larache and Arzlla. Tho big plum which falls to France Includes Fez and Mo rocco City. Its area. Including Saharan oases, Is slightly less than that of France. Its population Is variously estimated at from 4,000.000 to 8,000,000. In this great country France la now freo to act as it will, subject to the guarantees of com mercial equality contained in Its, British and German treaties. Importations, thus depriving the govern ment of needed revenues. Tho depletion of the revenues, coupled with the demands on the treasury mado necessary by tho silver purchase act, soon placed the gov ernment Into financial trouble, nnd It was forced to Issue bonds to raise money to defray necessary expenses. I know that thd democrats will say, this Is old hash. It rolls and pricks them when we refer to tho things thoy aro trying to forget. The donkey Is a hard kicker, but when required to carry a largo load of responsibility cannot bo compared fa vorably with tho elephant. FRED W. SHOTWELL. We ThtnU Not. SOUTH OMAHA, Nov. l-To the Editor of The Beo: Not heln? vem.i i the law, I am seeking Information In re gard to an Important public question. I anticipate no controversy as to the In terest I have taken In th matter e ,v, consolidation or merger of the cities of omaha and South Omaha, i have. In common with the eenernl rmhlif K-.. led to believe that an attempt will be maue to accomplish the merger by legla latlvo action at tho coming session of the legislature. Now the nolnt tr, t am In need bf enllghtment fs this; Will, or win not, the adoption of tho constltu tlonal amendment vesting tho charter making power of cities of over 6,000 population, in the people thereof, debar tho legislature from orlnglng about the consolidation of the two cities by act of the leglslatureT Also, will It take away the power of the legislature to fix the terms under which consolidation may take place, or In other words, can our senatorial candldatca deliver the gooda according to promise to safeguard the interests ot the people of this part of the greater city by the enactment of a spe cial law covering consolidations? W. B. DALY. EDITORIAL SNAPSHOTS. Chicago Inter Ocean: When Taft can raise a crop that breaka oil records, what's the use of swapping for a farmer with newfangled, hlfalutln' IdeaaT St. Louis Globe-Democrat: Pullman earn ings last year passed 0.000,000, an In crease of )1.W),000. Putting the upper berth on tho bargain counter hasn't Interfered with the usual proflta. Brooklyn Eagle: The supreme court tos Btllzed? NonaenBet Didn't the Judges quit work on. the bathtub trust case to hear the base ball newaT Even a bull niooser with half an eye can see how progrea alve they are. St. Louia Republic: Mme. Calve says she will retire from the operatlo stage because no singer can aucceed in Amer- '-. , I " ""u un would think Calve had never heard of her rotuna joniness iime. Schumann-Helnk. Philadelphia Record: Aladdin's lamp was a handy implement to hava around, but Uie potency of oil la hardly lees than that of the famous lamp. Twenty-two years ago Jabex Bostwick eet aside a trust or fund, of less than tSOO.000 In Standard Oil atock tor the benefit of hla When he died that atock was worth nearly 13,CM,000; he had drawn more than $1,000,000 of dlvtdenda from It, and more than tl.COO.000 of dividends had been added to the fund. That la about aa well aa one could do by rubbing that famous old luminary of the Arabian Nights. TRIFLES LIGHT AS AIR. "I told Mame she was the first girl I ever loved." "What did she Bay?" "Aaked me If I took her tor a forlorn hope." Baltimore American. Store Clerk Here'B a material, madam, that speaks for Itself. Customer Oh, 1 don't want anything quite so loud as that. Boston Transcript "D'ye believe In coincidences, mister?" "Ehl coincidence? why V "Well, fer Instance take you . and me. Ye're trespaasln'; ye're ketchln' traout aout o season, an' I'm constable o' this hyer taownshlp." Sorlbner's Magazine. "After all," remarked Mr. Growcher, "the trusts are of great benefit to the public." "In what way?" "They give people with family trouble? something else to folk about," Washing ton Star. Josephine Do you know to .whom Stella Is engaged? Margaret Yes, but I promised I would not tell. However, I don't think- there'll be any harm In writing hla .name on b piece of paper for you. Satire, First Bachelor Maid I'd rather have a marriage certificate than a college dl nlonin. for It la so much nnaler to cet. Second Bachelor Mold True; but think Of tho work after you get It. Judge. "Whv did tho elODement fall through?'' "Wo had a signal arranged. She told mo to come to her window and make a noise like a robin. I did so." "Yea?" 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