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    THE BEE: OMAHA, 'lllSUAl', on'OUEK 2), 1912.
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trill be chanced often m r-qneated.
Pcsldont Taft Btonds for a cause,
set a grouch.
No one would object If that Platto
river canal should speed up a Uttlo.
Colonel Bryan thinks one cup of
ceffee to enough for Prof. Wlison.
As a reminder of old times, that
bemestrotch registration wan not so
-bad.
Moving Into magnificent now quar
ters should be only a starter for tho
.Commercial club.
.. The one relief in Harry Lauder
'playing "Hamlet" will bo not to see
fcltn lstltaUng the drunkard.
Ragtime in politics Is not llkoly to
Msst any losger than It did in music,
whero it was much more in place,
i M&doro finds himself ovorrun by
Vindications these days, not the least
ef which is the sad fato of young
Dlai.
Overplaying the Platform.
Time was when a platform was
put out by a political party to de
clare Its principles, and outllno a pro
gram to which tho party stood com
mitted. In those days of direct nomi
nations, party platforms scorn to be
fHst becoming obsolete, and In their
place wo have tho personal platform
of the candidate. When a candidate
makes his own platform, it some
times bocomes something wonderful
to behold.
Democrats running for tho legis
lature down at Lincoln have Just
promulgated a platform, said to have
boon prosonted to them by local labor
representatives, which promised
about everything over thought of In
tho way of legislation, including
qulto a fow things nlrcady on tho
statute books, and if there is not a
hook for every kind of fish, it Burely,
Is not their fault. A faw sample
planks are these:
We favor the double shift for clt fire
men.
We oppose the levying of taxes on
worklngmen's toots and household goods.
We favor all public work being donn by
the day under municipal and state engi
neers and architect.
Wo favor municipal ownership or state
ownership of telephone systems.
We favor Increase In pay to legislative
and alt ttate officers.
We favor the establishment of free hos
pitals. .
We favor more general observation of
Labor day.
Wo fnvor equal pay for both sexes.
We favor freo text books published by
the state.
We favor the sanltnry Inspection of
factory, workshop and homo.
Wo favor laws which wilt void
franchises held by public service corpora
tions whenever tho capital stock exceeds
the physical valuation.
This platform making Is a great
political game Wo wonder if It can
be overplayed.
Booking Backward
This Day in Omaha
COMPILED F'HOM DUB FILE.
-J OCT. 20.
l Never mind, it's an even bet that
will hear from "Mlko" Harring
ton once more beforo the votes are
taunted.
t If the contending armies would an
nihilate the names of some of those
Balkan towns it might Inspire greater
respect for war.
I
x Former Senator Bererldge told
'Dear George" Porklns that his
friendship bad Mean "dear to mo."
Perhaps dear to both.
Most of tho Becker Jurors bad bluo
eyes, which probably will form a now
ground of objection by tho defonso In
future criminal cases. n
"Th New Sin," now running In
New York, undoubtedly will draw
nearly the whole population puzzlod
o know what it can bo.
Big Influx from Europe.
Unusually heavy European Imml
gratton Is predicted for next year as
a result of bumper crops and un
bounded prosperity hero as against
short harvests and war abroad. Tho
Panama canal's approaching comple
tion may bo a contributing factor.
But no matter what tho Influx may
bo, we are ready for it. Tho United
titatos needs thoeo Bturdy folk as
much as they need us. Wo need
them first to help us with our su
promo task of territorial conquest
and agricultural development, Tho
regretful fact is, however, too many
of thorn will prefer to atop In tho
large Industrial contors becauso of
tho chancp to earn ready money In
tho liberal wages paid American
workmen. But tho nowcomers aro
not to bo blamed for this. They would
scarcely bo alort if thoy did not yield
to tho tempting inducement, oven
though in tho onft, If they could pa
tiently mako tho effort, it would pay
them better to proceed to the west
and tako up their abode on the land.
It Is the part of our own peoplo
soo that tnoro of our foreign-born
friends many of thorn farmers do
this. Wo havo loarned from experi
ence tho futility of waiting for
thorn to tako tho lnltlatlvo. Propor
plans must bo laid and executed to
bring about a largo settlement of
thoso immigrants upon tho farms.
BANKRUPT TREASURIES AND WAR
Thirty Years Ago
Dr. Barrows of New York, secretary
of the Board of Home Missions of the
Congregational church, preached at the
morning service in the Presbyterian
church. In the ovenlnir Itev. Mr. II as ha
delivered the second lecture in his series,
"Success In Life Your Uqulpment"
Tho "Cathedral Builders" of Trinity
cleared J13aK on Miss Poppletons' lec
ture. Tho handsome new Congregational
church at the head of St Mary's avenue
nae dedicated with a large attendance.
This church cost $12,000, the lots ,SO0i
and the furniture $1,000. A thousand
dollars won raised at the dedicatory!
service, and tho church freed from debt
Kdward Dickinson has been appointed
general superintendent of tho Union
Iaclflc line between Cheyenne and Ogden.
W. H. Doddrldgo was appointed general
superintendent of the Utah & Northern
end of the Oregon Short tine, which wAl
hereaftor be known as the Idaho division.
Mr. O. M. Ramsey has gone cost
MIsa Carrie Benton, Ulster of Mrs.
General Cowln, loft for her home in the
east. -
Tom Orr, prlvnto socretary of General
Manager Kimball of the Union Pacific,
returned with his bride, and both aro now
guests of the Millard.
Mart Kennedy Is back from Los
Angeles, where he spent several months
In pursuit of health. He has grown a
full beard In his absence, and Is quite
changed In appearance, as well as Im
proved physically.
Twenty Yearn Ago
o," said Dr. Qeorge L. Miller, retired
Vnnagcr Of the New York Ufo Insurance
company here, "there Is no truth In the
report that I am contemplating another
newspaper enterprise. Such a thing Is
entirely out of the question." II ad
mitted he had In mind helping to promote
the Platto river power scheme.
Mayor and Mrs. Frank P. Ireland and
Miss Iretsnd of Nebraska City were
guests at the Paxton.
Mrs. 8. D, Mercer returned from New
York, accompanied by her mother, Mrs.
N. r, Hulet, recently returned from Europe.
Miss Parrotte waa at home after a de
lightful fortnight spent In Dea Moines
with friends. '
With a grand parade through the busi
ness section of the city the republicans
rallied 2,000 people into the hall and held
the most notable political meeting of the
campaign here. B. It. Iloblson, vice presi
dent of the Nebraska Republican tedguo,
led the procession, which Inoluded tho
Fifth Ward Flambeau club, the Thurs
ton Drum corps. Ninth Ward Uniformed
club, the Fourth Ward Republican club.
Dalbey's band of Council Bluffs, and the
Council Bluffs Republican Marching club.
the South Omaha bag pipers, the Mercer
guards, and the Blxth Ward Uniformed
olub. The chief speaker was Edward
uosewator. A. B. Churchill, chairman of
tho county committee, presided. Upon the
platform were: Former Senator Saund
ers, William Musser of tho Central Labor
union, Dave II. Mercer, E. M. Bartlett,
c. it. Marplo. City Treasurer Bolln. J. r.
given outstanding loan are properly ap
plied to It any new loan Is "earmarked'
for the specific purpose for whloh the
capital was raised, and all expenditure
of the proceeds Is made In accordance
Financial Conditions Foreshadow a Short Struggle.
New York Post
On the face of things, the present
Balkan campaign promises to involve
very large expenses. It Is presumably
true that the Balkan states have ac
cumulated large supplies and armaments
beforehand. It Is certainly true that they
owns the railways whloh will transport
the troops and munitions, and that the
pay of a Balkan soldier Is Insignificant
If Indeed he has to be paid at all. Never
theless, food, ammunition, horses, camp
utensils must be bought; the railways
must be operated. We quoted In our
financial supplement, last Saturday, tho
estimate of the London Economist's
J'lenna correspondent that It will cost
Jttfcarla $100,000 per day merely to
bring Its 2,000 Infantry and cavalry
Into .action, and that the similar expense
for Servla will be $360,000. These figures
are quite possibly too high; but since
they Indicate expenditure, for those two
states alone, at the rate of nearly $300.
000,000 per annum, It will be seen that
tho estimates may be heavily reduced
and still leave enormous requisitions to ; government
be made on capital.
GRINS AND GROANS.
But this leads at once to the most re
markable consideration. In tho financial
problem of this war. In most other,
wars which this generation has wit
nessed, there was no obstaclo to obtain-
lap needed capital. It was raised either
through Internal loans and taxes, as In
"True." replied Miss Cayenne. "Boston.
once the home of the bluestocking. Is
now headquarters for the Red Sox."
Washington Star.
"I dont sec what practical use wisdom
Is to Its owner."
"What makes you think so?"
"Solomon waa the wisest man on earth,
and what did h do but rret himself 3.000
niii, ht mrrm.ni. Thl was an nut- mothers-in-law." Baltimore American.
como of various past settlements In j -jta screamed the oldest girl, "here
bankruptcy by the treasuries of these comas the candidate!"
states. The practical result Is thai AuXnfo J?" SoK -tt d
while Servla, for Instance, haa lately . mttke him show a health permit If he
been borrowing In Paris, the loan was ; offers to kiss the baby!" Cleveland Plain
mcnt purposes.
Even Bulgaria, whose flhances aro In
dependently conducted, has been able
lately to 'borrow In Paris only for debt
refunding purposes. If the proceeds even
of those not very large loans were to
be applied to war. the position of those
state on the European money markets "Suppose I were to ask you to con
,. . . .... ,i,i vr. tribute $100 to my campaign fund," said
would bo hopelessly compromised. Ef- the ambitious young man. "What would
forts to place other loans without such you dor
rtrlrtlnn have nlready encountered ! "That Isn't the Important question," re
rcstricuons nave '"aujr u" pnC(, Mr. Dustin Stax. "If i should help
the firm and effectlvev opposition of the - eIcc, vou what woua you dorWftah.
International debt corpmlssloners, the Ington Star.
banking community and the French I ,nr.
mally engaged theso days unless the fol
lowing formula Is gone through with:
Thf rumor.
Thp denial.
The unofficial announcement...
The doublo denial.
Investigation by the press, with photo-
'now we are working on our 1911 model.
i Frln1 in tin has bought a nflr trum
him before Nothing like getting a good
"You can t Judge a man by his clothes. start You ought to get It flxe.1 by
A H III HUH MUI AUIh IMS IIIV iH "IV4B
bought from you two years ago. Puck.
. "Why are you triins to get a Jury of
blondes T"
"Hardly know myself. First ' case I
ever tried before a Jury of women. My
client as you see. Is a yellow-haired
dame, and she wems to think that bru
nettes have a grudgo against blondes."
Chicago Tribune.
There have been utilized In some other
wara. In the matter of finance, the two
expedlents of an army "living off tho
count r v." and of recourse to Irredcem-
v., .. . - . . TtiA f 1 rt watt Tirll- graphs of all concerned
, .VTv. hv th. Boers The official conflrmatlon.-Boston
tlced with great success by tne uoers Transf;rn,
after 1899: tho second la plainly Imminent
In the Balkans, where the banks of Bui
our Spanish war of IS38, or through the trarla and Servla have already shut down
systematic placing of loans with friendly on specie payment. But this is a wnony
foreign bankers, as was done by Japan
and Russia In 1904, or through both ex
pedients, as In England's caso In tho
Transvaal war. But the quite unusual
facts In the Balkan contest aro, first,
that every ono of tho five belligerents
is too poor a country to begin to pay
for the war through domestic loans or
taxes, and, second, as regards foreign
loans, that every ono of them, with the
exception of Bulgaria, Is In tho hands
of Its creditors.
The foreign debt of Turkey, Greece and
Servla Is already administered by Inter
national commissions, under whose aus
itaiey, Charles Stevens. C. A.
3. B. Reaves.
Goss and
The cost of the Balkan war Is being
Miniated at 9100,000,000 a month,
m if you find yourself short on
hangs you will know the reason.
The evils of coffee drinking are
again emphasized by the fato of an
Illinois aaaa who, at the age of 106,
dies from a disease ascribed to coffee.
The Northwestern railroad has
bought 130f new locomotives. Tho
Northern Paelflo has ordered 3,000
SMw boxcars and 2,000 refrigerators.
G$9, what a lot of hard times talost
All in all, Omaha's polico force has
been singularly froo from grafters,
av4 the holdups exposod usually of
the petty kind,, Dut tho grafters, big
and little, must go.
No one need worry about the
feteautng of the proposed amendment
for biennial elections in Nebraska,
however confused the language may
be. It means that the officeholders
In possession will hold over, and hang
on as long as thoy can.
Out In Columbus, our old friend,
Edgar Howard, is vigorously oppos
ing tt Carnegie library, not from
qualms against "tainted money," but
because he thinks every one should
Jiave the prlvllegs of paying taxes to
mako up the library building fund.
It's dollars to doughnuts Edgar loses
if it ever goes to a referendum on
this losue.
Good Enough for Kim.
Governor Hadley of Missouri, who
was Roosovolt's floor loader at tho
national republican convention, says
ho thought long and carefully
whethor to go with tho third-terra
pnrty or stand by tho republican
party, and uppn oxhaustlvo consider
ation of tho record, ho found no rea
son to bolt. Ho says:
When I considered the republican party
had confronted similar controversies In
the conduct of Its affairs In the past and
had satisfactorily solved them; when I
considered (hat its record disproved the
charges that It was reactionary or cor
rupt by the policies that It advocated and
the lawn that it enacted, I decided not
to abandon the republican party, but to
remain within Its ranks and to fight tbere
for the advancement of progressive
pollclofl and the adoption of fair and
honest methods for the conduct of politi
cal affair.
I was unable to discover any reason
why I should resign from the republican
parly in Missouri, That party has, as I
sy, honored me by fifteen years of pub
Uo service- and nominated and elected me
to the two most Important Offices in the
state government. All I have accom
plished In the publta affair of this state
has been through that organization. It
has consistently stood for and enforced
every progressive princlplo and policy In
Ten Years Ar
Figures on the crop of Nebraska bo.
came available, showing the corn output
for the year ZM,20i,50 bushels, wheat
CO,:is,S7u bushels; oats, H,KB,0O7.
Harry E. Brunor nnd Mis Beslo Tuttle
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Edward Tuttle
of South Omaha, wero united In marriage
by the Rev. Leonard Groh at the home
of George Rappley, J10 North Fifteenth
street Mis Eva I Johnson acted as
, 1 j 1- . .
uriummMu ana ivuiiott 11. lloch as
groomsman, while little Agnes Rappley
earned the ring. At 8:30 o'clock a wed
fling dinner wsji served.
Louis James and Frederick Warde ap-
pearcd in The Tempest at tho Boyd
tncater,
An Important conference of railroad of.
flclals to fix passenger schedules undei
the new traffjo agreement between the
Union I'adflo and .Milwaukee was held
at Union Pacific headquarters. Among
those present weret President Horace Q
Burt of the Union Paelflo and President
A. J, Earllng of tho Milwaukee, Trafflo
Director jr. C. Btubbs of tho Harrlman
lines, General Passenger Agents Lomaa
of the Union Paelflo and Miller of the
Milwaukee, Vice President Bird of the
Milwaukee and Freight Trafflo Managet
Monroe and General Solicitor Kelley of
the Union Pacific
Auto Salesman Why, my dear sir, even
pices tho revenues pledged against a modern warfare.
different -contest from that ot boutn
African republics, which was a defensive 1
war. waged upon Inner lines and against
scattered detachments of the enemy; and
as for a forced loan through bank or
government paper Issues, that recourse
Is effectlvo with a stato whose manufac J
turers can provide ammunition and sup
plies, but hardly so with a group ot
poor and undeveloped agricultural com
munities. Thus the war In the Balkans, unless
the conflict Is speedily terminated by
a great victory on ono bWo or the other.
may produce some novel inciaems in
AUTOMOBILE AND RAILROAD
How the Former Affeots Passenger Revenue.
New York Sun.
It Is not surprising that the railroad
companies are beglntng to Inquire about
the effect of uutomobllo traffic upon
their passengers earnings. A standard
automobile travels at least a fast' as a
way train, and all highways, good, bad
and Indifferent are open to the touring
car and the runabout The owner of an
automobile count It among his advan
tages over tho non-owners that he is not
tied to a railroad; time tables are not
made for him whan he wishes to visit
any town or resort within a hundred mllei
of his homo. It may be as expensive to
travel tho distance in an automobile as to
go by train, but tho owner thinks more
of the comfort and Independence of his
private means of locomotion than of the
cost of It His Saturday afternoon and
Sunday trips are fixtures, und sometlmos
tho family vacation Is taken In the auto
mobile at lesst no railroad tickets art
bought for the summer cottage or the
hotel In tho White mountains and on the
Malno coast.
So, on the number of automobiles bought
for pleasuro Increases steadily, and even
rapidly, thoro- must bo a perceptible de
cline In the receipts at the railroad ticket
office. An Investigation made by the
Union Paelflo resulted In a report from
which tho following passage may be
quoted:
"Out of fifty replies from agents on the
main line through Nebraska seventeen
did not think that automobiles had af
fected the earnings, while thirty-three
said that they had affected tho local reve
nue, the estimates as to the amount of
the effect varying from 'slightly' to '30
per cent of the local sales.' In Kansas
out of forty-five main line agents four
teen stated that the short haul business
was being seriously affected by automo
biles. In Colorado sixteen out of twenty-
seven agents estimated tho effect from
slight to one-third of the local business."
And as the use of automobile reduces
passenger receipts, so will tho motor truck
lower freight receipts, but In a less de
gree. However, there Is no occasion for
dismay In railroad offices; only the short
haul business Is affected, and In the fu
ture, na in tho past, the very great ma
Jorllw of peoplo ltvlntr along thp line of a
railroad will not be able to own. or use
automobiles. The dependence of the com
panies Is mainly upon their long haul
business, whether passenger or freight,
and upon more freight than passenger
business. How to make up tho loss oc
casioned by the growing use of automo
biles must be the study of the traffic
managers. Their trump card, of course,
would be Improved service, both as re
gards speed and .cheaper rates.
HOW TO TREAT A KING
The "Laird of Skibo" Pipes Off the Royal Game.
Washington Post
People Talked About,
A large branch of tho Ananias club Is
needed In tne Balkans to take caro ot
the business coming from the foundries
of war report".
The Ohio ballot this fall Is more than
throe feet long and nearly half as wide
The trouble It that the law will allow!
no man to take It home ond try It on
his double bed.
Boston let out a mild Intellectual
rhurkle orr the coming of Dr William
the public affair of this state. The great M. Davidson, superintendent of school
majority of those who compoto It are in
entire accord with the work of my ad
ministration and desire to seo that work
continue.
Governor Hadley's recognition of
the obligation he, personally, owes
to tho republican party Is refreshing
In contrast with others' repudiation
of their debt. Tho Amorlcan people
love a square doal and thoy hate Ingratitude.
Unfortunately, this exercise ot eon
acieatoa scruple as to tho presiden
tial nomination of a party works both
ways, and can be applied with equal
Justification, or rather want of Justl
fieatlon, all the way down the ticket,
The republican, nominee for state or
Ifcal office who openly flghta the
tteat ef the tlckot, himself Invito
'rf pritttU aad it U get them, should
mt try to put th blame on any one
The best American, no matter
what his political brand may bo,
will give to his fellow citizen the
same right which he claims for him
self to stand upon his convictions In
politics, religion or anything else.
Wo are' not living in an age of
medieval Intolerance, when men may
bo condemned for doing their own
thinking.
at Washington, to study "education busl
ness methods" of the Hub.
A Kansas City preacher, addressing his
flock, declared that "every Baptist who
owns a motor car Is able to support a
missionary." Let the preacher strlko out
the first three of the last six word and
substitute "must" and note the action
of the clutch.
The suffrage movement In China may
become animated. Two of the committee
of Chinese suffragists who conferred
recently at Shanghai with Mrs. Carrie
Chapman Cntt were Miss Shu Wei Chu
a noted orator, and Miss Hau Cheng
Han, who carried bomb for the over
throw of the.Manchu dynasty.
The most important child in the world
Just now Is the little czarevitch of Rus
sia, whose serious Illness I reported. He
Is only S years of age. but grave political
Itsuca rest on hts little life, as ho Is the
only direct heir of his father, and the
thrones of Europe cannot afford to lose
any of the support which unbroken suc
cession can give them.
a iuinna reformer wanted pure
shoes a well as pure food, and the state
legislature agreed with him. hence the
law compelling manufacturers, merchants
If the Payne-Aldrlch tariff bin Is a
discredit to President Taft, who
signed it, it is also a discredit to
every ropublican member of congress und salmen selllnr shoes in that state
from Nebraska because on Its pas- tu trd upon them an honest statement
sage It had the vqtoa of every one ot!of th0 materials UJ ' lir construe
them. That does not make It a dls-!t,on- ln ,h? de!"u " ,h" rcpr
credit howovar sentatlve pointed out that w pay 0W.fV
creau, uowover. a ywr for footwear,
The world 1 Indebted to Andrew Car
negie for the most explicit and up-to-date
description of tho way to treat kings that
has come to light ln a long time. Of
course, tho old Idea of the divine right
ot kings was exploded years and years
ago. Thus, when Emperor William
boasted of a partnership with Providence,
the world irreverently gave vent to a
loud haw-haw and passed the story on
to the comlo supplement.
Nevertheless, we know It waa not Just
the proper thing when Introduced to a
real live king to slap him on the back
with the intelligent inquiry, "What d'ye
know, old sportT" Instlnotlvely, one feels
that a king, nurtured carefully and se
cluded from the rabble, should not be
Jostled on the throne, and that It Is not
good form to ask htm out to have a
drink.
On tho other hand, It Is hard for any
body to take the knee-breeches a and
courtly bow business very seriously.
Kings are human, and It must get on
their nerves to have a long stream ot
men and women bobbing up and down
and mumbling pretty phrases. There was
a general feeling that there must be a
sensible, offhand way to treat kings, but
it remained "for the laird of Sklbo to
coma forward with the plan. This Is the
way Andy say you hould act when you
find yourself In the presence of a king:
"The first and last thing Is to laugh.
I always do when I am ln the presence
ot a king. A a rule, the king doesn't
mind. He knows he la something of a
faker, and so he laughs with me."
Thus, we havo the true formula. The
minute the Introduction are over, one
should gtvo way to hilarious laughter,
ThlB will put the boot of embarrassment
on the other foot. Persons who are In
troduced at court Invariably feel embar
rassed, but If thoy laugh hard enough
at tho king, as though he were the fun
niest thing they had seen outside of a
circus, he, and not thoy, will bo forced
to blush and stand first on one foot and
then on the other. Thus equilibrium Is
restored, ond kings and common mortals
find themselves on a level.
THREE WINGLESS "ANGELS."
Sioux City Journal: George W. Perkins'
description of himself as a "retired work
Ingman" may be credited to the under
worked smile making department of the
campaign,
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Medlll McCor
mtck.' representation of Optimist Hille
as the dark and unscrupulous worker of
Injurious plot against the unprotected
colonel I lumlnou with that most de
licious ort ot humor, namely the utterly
unconscious kind.
Philadelphia Record; To the pure all
things are pure; and It you are a real
progressive like Medlll McCormlck you
may call a political opponent an "as
sassin of character and a liar" without
fear of being accused ot Inciting weak
minded men t violence. Counsel of mod
eration have no application to the etect,
and the critical discussion ot platforms
Is criminal only when It Is the pro
gresslve platform which is criticised and
when democrats or republicans are the
critics.
Buffalo Express: Mr. Munsey U under
stood V complain that the publicity con
ferred by the senate investigation 'ha
"frozen up" the sources ot campaign con
tributions In the form of trust magnates
and money kings. It eem quite possible.
Many of those contributors have not the
artless frankness of Messrs. Munsey,
Fllnn. Perkins and Dan, Hanna. The
result causes pessimism among those
who expected to get portion ot the cant
paign money. But we do not recall that
when publicity waa arranged for U was
expected V make the stream flow more
freely.
New York World: Young Mr. Medlll
McCormlck ln discussing the political af
filiations of the Harvester trust neglects
to state that George W. Perkins, mem
ber of the executive committee, chairman
ot tho finance committee and one of the
three members of the voting trust of the
Harvester trust, Is the same George W.
Perkins who is head of the progressive
executive committee and financial backer
of the Roosevelt candidacy, and the same
George W. Perkins at whose Instance
the attorney general, under the second
Roosevelt administration was ordered by
the president to drop the suit atfalnst
the Harvester trust
ADMI11A1I i,u hunuficence:.
Million for Maintenance of Uulou
Printers' Hume.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The International Typographical union
has expended about $1,000,000 in the main
tenance of tho Union Printers' Home at
Colorado Springs since the Institution was
erected for the purpose ot caring for
aged member of the union, and for the
sick and distressed. It I unique in tha
It Is the only Institution of the kind main
tained by unton labor anywhere in the
world,
in a circular Issued by President Lynch
of the International Typographical union,
the foregoing fact are set forth along
with others In reference to the union's
most admirable system of taking care of
It aged and Indigent members. "It Is
the boast of the International Typograph
ical union," say Mr. Lynch, "that tt
members do not become public charges;
that they aro not to be found In alms
houses or workhouses." Assuredly this
I of infinite credit to the organisation
and to It consistent worker who bear
the burden ot the eplendld scheme of
beneficence which moke possible a claim
so meaningful.
He What do you consider the beat way
to propose?
She Promptly. Boston Transcript
CUT IT 0DT.
Detroit Free Press.
When you've biispivkI up a youth who
was doing his best.
And sneered at tho error he d mode.
When you've poured out your wrath in
a manner distressed.
Have you found that your conduet haa
1 Pld? , ,
Whcnover your temper you've lost
through the day.
And before you In terror has stood
The young man who tried, but whoso
work went astray.
Did your bullying do any goodT
Do you get better service from those
you employ
Because of your rage, let mo ask?
If he's fearing your frown, does your
messenger boy
Perform any better, hh task?
When you've flown off tho handle
because things went wrong
could.
And said all the mean things you
And thrown In somo cuss words to mako
It seem strong.
Have you found that It did any good?
If not why not treat In a kindlier way
Tho youth who Is trying to servo?
Why not point out mistakes that ho
makes ln a dm
Without undermining his nervo?
Why not gently reprove for tho errors
he's mnde . ., .
And help him tho way that you sholld.
Instead of the useless and senseless
tirade?.
You may' find that you're doing somo
good.
tt
Fake
99
said the Editor
"She's a Ghetto woman,, hey?
Make her a society woman, a
settlement worker. Hint that the
man is a Yale graduate.1 1
This is the creed of a master
faker of the American newspaper
business, whose secrets are now
told by a newspaper writer after
twelve years' service under him.
It is a matter of pretty vital in
terest to every newspaper reader
in this country. You'll find the
article, "Faking as a Fine Art" in '
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