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T11E BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1912. The ee' j)rTe Magazine age SILK HAT HARRY'S DIVORCE SUIT Those Foreign Languages Sometimes Muddle One Drawn for The Bee bv TYd . ( MS. mTEMRHTE This vouN I ( AiKMGniP (M I 7 KATPOES HT I 56 OooruNoejipO S MA.f2.RlEO ( . . j v V MTH6PftE7 f rTTZTTr AoMi OF SMSUJH I t.s0u fuefASS J , 5olA-fA0 I ANtti vNANJTVqyrt (y",W " i JKK9RANO ( kin1' irti VNAl A H W ). . I f A ?. OivvX rfl If ! rH "mrw 111 nk Imtl '1 Food Poisping v f tffy By ELBERT Very few deaths are natural. ' Men die because a part gives out, and, unlike an Oliver plow or a McCormlck reaper, you can't replace the parts. The next best thing, when you have a hot-box or get short-circuited Is to soud lor the surgeon; and he cuts into you, removes the offender, and you go through life with one cylinder, somewhat proud of It, mentioning the fact to neigh bors and marvel ing that you can run at all with one kidney and no appendix. - Bad breath, flat ulence, drowsiness In the daytime, wakefulness at night, all mean food poisoning. Resort to. drugs for relief, continue to gulp, guzzle and bolt, turning to the doctor now and then in time of trouble, and the water-supply gets infeeted by the sewage, and the doc tors call It nervous prostration, Bright'! disease, lnflamatory rheumatism or neu trltis, and the undertaker begins to take a personal Interest in you. -;j ' We all realize the dangers froirt strong drink, but strong meat that sets up it ferment Is quite as bad as the product of the grain that is fermented first and swallowed afterward. ' The craving for stimulants Is a disease, and never goes with dietetic rlghteous ' ness. Crime follows mal-nutrltion, as does night the day. Irritability, stupidity, touchiness, are some of the results of food poisoning. .The criminal Is a sick man. ' , Twenty-five years ago Dr. Charcot of Paris said: "Ninety-five per cent of all diseases have their origin In the digestive tract" Most of the so-called "heart disease" are stomach troubles. The stomach being located JUBt beneath the heart, fermenta tion causes pressure on the heart, and this Starts palpitation and irregularity of lieart beat, and probably In time may set up a regular heart disease.. All diseases of the liver have their rise iln imperfect digestion. Overtaxed kid ,ney, with diabetes and Bright' s disease, follow like causes. Catarrh, hay fever, icolds, typhoid, yellow fever and smallpox amy originate from imperfect elimina tion. .., : Even when there are epidemics of yel low fever, typhoid and smallpox, only a ' part of the population axe Infected. ; j Disease satohes those who lack resist ing power, or resiliency. Keep your 'bodily health up to a high average and U1TBBARD. you are proof against any malevolent germ that may come along. Health means that the friendly germs are fighting for you, and disease means that the germs of dissolution and death are In the majority. Chemicals that set up an explosion In the Internal economy were discovered by Hippocrates 60 years before Christ. It was looked upon and has been all down the centuries, as a wonderful thing that you could take a drug and bring about a certain result in a short time. But, there was one thing1 the world has known until very recent times, and that Is that every drug has not only a direct but a reactionary effect. Action and reaction are equal. The use of drugs that bring about quick action are always followed, by periods of Inaction and torpor. Then, after a time, the individual has to take more medi cine. He Is educating his body, and he is wrongly educating it, and In course of time he becomes a victim of the drug habit which is as bad ss to be a victim of the drink habit And, In fact H is very much like It, save that .Its symptom are somewhat veiled, but It is Just as deadly In Its career. Dr. J. H. Til den, one of the . great moderns, says that in all of his career he has never known a case of appen dlcitls excepting with , Individuals who were addicted to the drug bablt Appen dicitis .follows torpidity, and Is the natural result- of impaction, starting in flammation In a small but very useful orgtaji. The vermiform appe-ndix becomes fevered, then inflamed, and fashionable surgery not being able to cure the com plaintsimply cuts the organ out Every Individual should discover' for himself the foods that agree with him and stick to them. He will also properly discover the foods that disagree with him. and these he should absolutely forego. Copyright 1912, International News Service. ROMANCE IN YOUTH, COLD CASH LATER v i How Moose Jaw Got Its Name. Moose Jaw Is a strange name for a city, and .t may ba of interest to know how such a name was given. Some fifty years ago, so the story goes, a pioneer i with his team of oxen and "prairie schooner," while passing along the banks of the river, was obliged to camp at this point, in Saskatchewan, on account of an ac cident to his cart, as a spoke had fallen out during the day and the wheel was falling apart. He looked around for some thing to insert for a temporary brace for the wheel, while his, wife busied herself with the evening meal. . The pioneer's child, while romping around, found the jawbone of a moose, which she held up to her father, who by this time almost despaired of finding something with whloh to mend his wagon, and was delighted to find -that the Jaw bone exactly fitted the place of the miss ing spoke. The Indians thereafter named this part of the river "The Place Where the White Man Found the Moose Jaw." This accounts for the town's unfor gettable name. Manitoba Free Press. Women ; GOLD vote for - ' nil. ii ; 4 fcOW , til ,1 i WW ' , i; J"h vi" 1 '' MRS. WILLIAM BULOW. Young society matron, who says the girl o'f 1 kmgs for romance, while a girl who has reached her SOs is guided by thoughts of the value of an income more than by sentiment By MARGARET HUBBARD AVER. If you ate trying to keep house without Gold Post, you are not taking , advantage of modern methods. Get some system into your work, but let Gold Dust do all the hard part of the task. All you need to do is to direct it. s ' There are millions of women in America today who wouldn't give up " ' ' : Another Reform Movement the use of Gold Dost for anything "Are these women all wrong? If you want to get right, buy a package of Gold Dust today and join the millions of happy housewives who "'Let the COLD DUST TWINS do their work" THF -N. K. FATRRATJK COMPANY. Chh!n What Is the ideal proposal? Many readers of this paper have sent in their ideas upon this interesting sub ject So, armed with one of these, from a young man who says that the "present day" girl win not encourage the right kind of fellow, or consider his proposal f marriage a satisfactory one, I ooked up Mr.. William Bulow, the retty , young society matron, who has ather Individual views upon man In enemJ, and love-making In particular. Here Is the tetter which I submitted to her: "Dear Madam: The majority of the resent-day , girls do not encourage the right kind' of fellow In the game of matrimony. But 'right kind' is a relative -erm and surely everybody is the 'right kind' in his or her estimation. My Idea of the right kind' of fellow for girl, for hat matter,) is the one who entirely acks the present-day mania for 'showing off for affect -, y i " 'Showing off could really be a bless ing to all mankind if the parties would uo their best to 'show off '.with their clothes, affected manners, etc., and more with their tense of decency, sincerely, etc. "The world sadly needs this kind of 'showing off.' but the mlllenium is far. Indeed! ' "As the demand for the serious-minded, unaffected young man and young woman Is apparently very small, consequently the supply is also small. i'Blrds of a feather flock together,' and the major portion of the young folks haven't much to complain about . "If I wore a filrl I'd rather consider an upright unassuming young fellow, ' even if 'succens' not written in large typ all over him, than a pretentious four flusher who can hypnotise a girl Into the belief that because he looks pros perous he la' . prosperous; and because he 'looks' 1,'oixl he Is' goof' "Love, real love, can work wonders, and surely we'll all agree that the man who Is surrounded by the atmosphere of a happy home life can go out in the world and fight his way better equipped than his friend who married for convenience, who is sore on himself and his bachelor friends, and Uvea a selfish, meaningless life. " 'Love in a cottage' is not to much of a fallacy as It is out1 of date; like home made bread that mother used to bake, It has gone out of style. As I've said, the modest serious young fellow Is not popu lar with the majority of girls. He Is a cheap 'gink' and 'piker.' to use the slang expressions. , ; "The girls want sports and good lively fellows, ' and they generally get them, too. MVho At to blame er what? It's too big a question for me. A. C. O." Mr' Bulow read the letter ever Very carefully, and then looking up In her bright quick way, said: ' "I think the young man Is very, sore; evidently he Is of the good, plodding kind, the kind that makes the best American husband,! If a girl has sense enough to see an embryo success In the young man whose social attainments are not bril liant -' "The Ideal proposal Is always the one that comes from the Ideal man. Fortu nately, every girl has a different ideal, or the supply would not come anywhere near the demand, and then a girl's ideal changes with the years. , 'The girl of 16 longs for a romantlo expression of love and devotion, in sur roundings as nearly like a stage setting as possible. In this case, the young lover had only, to say 'that WM-jve will be eternal, and she believes him on the spot "Five years later things have changed. The Ideal proposal for the girl of 21, or thereabouts, must bsfu!l of deep and ten der meaning. This Is a time when many young 'girls consider themselves miaun-1 r or u fl PflFK'NS DOG MCVCR BtiES BOT LOOK T THC ADVC?TlS6 Wff 6CTS' iTWfiS flT ONE OF THC SHORE BTfTJlOfO OFWWlPClftS ItlKKAPH SERVICE. DANe KMOR HftD IT THAT A VftOUE HftD BCEfi RCCCIVED FPOM SOME VESSEL IN VISTPZSS AND THE CROWD WAS FILL AROUND PfWL VVARVE R.TWC OPERATOR, WAITING FOR THE NEXT WESSAftC.VVWATDDTHff CAPTAIN 6RY, ASKED OlNC rlE WANTS TO KNOW SAID ?fUL IF A PARMER WAS SURPRISED AT HIS GREAT YIELD OF CORN WOUfcD YOU SAY HE HARDLY BELIEVE D HIS EftRS? MOID YOUR HATS FOR THg CURVE BQV5;. 6 CONVICT ESCAPED.! WL CODY' THE DELICATESSEN DETECTIVE WAS ON TWElOOkr OOT FOR SHOPLIFTERS IN THE BI6 PEPARTMENT STORE AND ALON6 CAME A DAME WITH SOMETHING UNDER HER WRAP THAT LOOKED SUSPlCiaS HALT PIPED OUR HEPO.SHe HALTED AMD HE GRABBED THE BVtiVLE. IT WAS A WflD OF PAPER AND ON THE OUTSDE WAS LETTERED IH RED TYrC, "IF A NEW TeRSEV MOTHEJ? WAS Ft EASED WITH HfiR' FOYS SUCCe W01ADSHE FATERSONr i o how are you FNeD FOR THC W)N7ER? GENTLEMEN BE SEATED Tf J? ft" R H R ft TWMBC-MISTAH kTCttY DU) YOU EVAH WflH OF StPUttT PfiiNTm&S- INTERLOCUTOR-DID I E VflH HcflH OF SPlfflT PftlNTlNOS? VCS DID VOO EVER SEE A SPIRIT PAINTING YOURSeiF TAMBO.7 TAMOO NO SUH' NCVflH SAW A SPIRIT PANTIN6 MAHSCLf DOT SEE TWC SPIRITS ARB rmNTiNa you. t1TERLOGOTOTf-WHV, WHAT DO VOU MERri SIR ? TAMBO'OH HUFFlH, NUFFIN.SUT i'ae 1 ookvN fit- vo nose . AW-YOU READ THAT Iti SOME BOOK GRA5 THAT, ooyl Ji 1 AM- , 1 -jfr. HO WHO ARE Mm boob THAT PUT THE ROW tti i derstood by their family, for they have not yet found their place in life's scheme, especially among the clans of girls who have no serious duties. The man who proposes to a girl of this aire must spy that he understands her nature better than anyone else could, and he may begin to paint a rosy and successful future for them, hand In hand. "He describes her as his guide to an easily attained eminence for everything Is easy when you are 21. "The Ideal proposal of nrarrlape for the girl of 26 or SS, has a strong financial base. Here the man begins to talk of friendship and comradeship, not forget ting his salary. "As the girl gets Into the thirties tht value or an Income Is more prominent In her thoughts, and the ideal proposal Is less sentimental, and more and more a question of a comfortable home and a pleasant and affectionate comrade. "To my mind a mixture of the ro mance of one's 'teens and the experience and common sense of the late twenties make the Ideal proposal. "As for the writer of the letter, he is perfectly right in saying that the present generation of young people have a mania for 'showing off.' The costly frocks of our young girls and the large and expen sive 'talki' and extravagant ways of ouj young men are all put on for effect; but I do not think that the girls dress as much to attract the attention of the opposite sex as to show theli; own supreme im portance and to flaunt 'papa's riches' In the eyes of their girl friends. "The young man blows about his owa Importance and exaggerates that amount of his Income to Impress the other fel lows, even more than to win the admir ation of the impressionable sex. "A perfect proposal can- only be framed by the man who knows his own heart and mind, and it can only be appreciated by the girl whose love and Intelligence are equal to his. "I am afraid It Is very largely the fault of the parents that the young men and women strive so much after the show of life, and less for the vital things ' A girl who has been brought up in a superficial atmosphere of Hie society or a man whose ideal of business Is to "bluff" his way through cannot be ex pected to know the real gold of pure lov from the dross of silly Infatuation. The ideal proposal will not come from them A Repressed Patriot. The late Patrick Collins of Boston was elected president of the Land league and, visited Ireland soon afterward. A barber in Dublin was shaving him. "You're Mr. Collins, I'm tblnkln'," said the barber respectfully. "I am," assented Collins through th soap. "Well, thin," declaimed the barber, flourishing his razor, "I want to tell ye that we've twlnty thousand brave sons of ould Ireland ready to rise at a moment's call and throw off the cursed yoke of England!" Collins preserved a discreet silence until he was shaved. As he was putting on his collar tie anaecl: "Why don't you rise?" . "Ah." replied the barber, "th' cursed conshtabulary won't let us!" Saturday Evening Post. - Playing the Circuit. "At 25 he swore he would never marry." "Most of them do." "At 36 he decided on a housekeeper." "It's usually the way." "Now at 4a he's In the hands of a trained nurse." ' The next step, naturally." "Yesterday he declared that If she waf able to pull him through he'd hunt up and marry the first middle-aged widow ho could find." "He's gone the route, all right. " St ! Louis Republic wmm mm m easi m mnaarascH gj" fr Binm miiiiiWi, u t ',-w.-fc",- Indian Blankets Here is something new Indian Blankets that you can make yourself. They are crocheted in a stitch so easy that any one can master it in a few min utes. We have issued a little book of instructions giving detailed illustrations of the stitches and colored reproductions of Indian BJankets. This book is yours for the coupon below. 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