4-B THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: OCTOBER 20, 1912, The Omaha Sunday Bee. XDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATEK. UOTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR. BEE BUILDING, FARM Ail AND 1TTH Entered t Omaha Postofflce as secona- cuu matter. rri-THij rv L'r'UspCl PT ION i&niuc y c ---- - Kiinrtav Bee. one vear f2-?? Saturday Bee, one year $ljJJ Daily Bee (without Sunday), one year -J Daily Bee, and Sunday, one year. . . . . .fO-W DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Evening and Sunday, per montn.......we Evening without Sunday, per montn..aso Dally Bee (including Sunday), per mo..oc Oaily Bee (without Sunday), per rno...4oc Address all complaints or Irregularities in delivery to City Circulation Dept. Remit by draft, express or postal oroer. payable to The Bee Publishing eompaiiy. Onv 2-eent stamps received in payment ot small accounts. Personal checks, ex ;ept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. ns pipes. Omaha The Bee building. ' , South Omaha-2318 N St. Council Bluffs 14 No. Main St. Llncoln-rfi Little building. Chicago 1041 Marquette building. Kansas City-Reliance building. . New York-34 Went Twenty-third. St. Louis 402 Frisco building. 1 wnintnn 7goJurte.enth St, w. " " CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION. 50,154 8iate of Nebraska, County of Douglas. . Dwight Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of jPp.mber mi, was W.lfct DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this ctoU. Seal.) ' Notary Public. Subscribers leading- the eHf temporarily shonld nav The Bee mailed to them. Address will be chanced m of tea requested. Farmers who ride In automobiles bare no time to listen to calamity talk. ' As. the transfer agent of disease the house fly never fails to check Its baggage. , . ' . "Sparrow Smoke Cigarette."- Headline. But it may be excusable in a sparrow. It hardly seems possible to think of Lieutenant Becker as other than a detective story creation. The preacher who has something to say need not buy an alarm clock to wake up bis congregation. By Novepber 5, it is presumed the American voter will have been duly Instructed enough to vote. The world' aeries. base ball games are not 'oyer and . will not be until the moving pictures all glide by. Sane-Jheaded men will agree that toierance in religion has progressed further - than tolerance In politics. ' ' Philosophy teaches every man to forget himself. But how can 1 he when he has lost a world's series? . The Balkan war affords an ex cuse for brushing up on the location of a few otherwise inconsequential places. 1 "' It is evident that no one can beat young Mr. McCormlck In working himself -up to a high pitch of anger when he tries. "' - The divorce lawyers get the small ekt part' of their - business : but" of households 'where children- play around the doorstep. A chain is no stronger than its weakest link. The driver of a de livery wagon can make or break a big mercantile establishment. j no pracuca 01 maniiiir vwm pouuvu opponents statements which cannot , be tubetantlated has been- the bane ' of American politics. The Outlook. We think so, too. Center Fielder Bevertdge, sure hitter, may bat toq the colonel In the ninth ln- iUng.-CMco Tribuh Yes, but, unfortunately, he fanned out the last time he was up, No worse heresy was ever preached than that love and reason are never chums. What Incongruity exists between real love and sound reason? No trouble has been experienced . with the mints since President Mc Klnley opened the mills. All we have to do Is to keep the wheels re volving. - The educational value of these base ball series must not be over looked. A lot of New Yorkers now for the.' first time know- that there Is s place called Boston on'the map. - V U turns out .that Colonel Dan La- .mont tipped It off (to Judge Parker ! that the trusts .were putting, up that ; 1904 fund. ' Colonel Dan must have known "what he was talking about 1 .Just' fifty years ago the demand i nag voiced In certain quarters 'for ! he "recall of President Lincoln, and J a declaration "that the war for the i preservation of the-union was a fail iore. ' One of the designs of the new nr. ee1s post .stamps "will '.represent an i aeroplane mail carrier as a forecast , of what is to come. . The first post- 'age stamp issued Dyvour postofflce !. which 'portrayed the ponyi express .dated le t'ban ' seventy-five years hack. l,The jump, or rather flight, is rrptoryin a nutshell. A Titanic Achievement. Although the construction of the Panama canal, which is to connect the two great oceans, is fast ap proaching completion, few people have as yet adequate conception of its magnitude. The discovery of America could not have taken place much earlier than it did for lack of the magnetic compass, nor could it have been long delayed after possession of that instrument keyed up the ..daring mariners of that day to sail beyond the Bight of -land. That the-long- cherished idea ofjhe Panama canal could not have been sooner put Into practical execution nor by any na tion less resouceful .than the United States, is what impressed Ambassa dor. James Bryce most when he vis ited the spot, and his thought is most suggestive as embodied In his new book of South American obser vations, in which he'says: i In no previous age could an enterprise so vast as this nave been . carried through; that is to say. It would have re quired a time so long and -an expenditure so prodigious that no rational government would have attempted It. Pharaoh Necho may have, a Herodotus relutes,' dug it canal across the Isthmus of Sues by the labor of hundreds of thousands of his subjects accustomed to Implicit obedience. but his ditch was probably a small and shallow one. and it was through a dead ; level of sand and clay that it was dug. j Here there was a mountain to paerce ana a torrent to bridle, and the, locks had to provide for vesseta thousand feet long. Nothing but the new fmres which scien tific discovery has placed in the bands ot the modern . engineer steam, electricity, explosives of high power, machinery ca pable of raising and setting In their place one above another huge masses of ce-. ment would have made the work pokbI- ble. Yet even that was not enough. The French company possesrd such ap pllances, and though their eftl mates of cost turned out to be based op totally Inadequate data, the competence and en ergy of their engineers have never been questioned. And the French company failed hopelessly. Yet even if, all the French capital had been properly, spent and better sanitary measures had reduced the pestilential conditions, It may be doubted whether the French company could have mads a success of the under taking.' Whoever looks at this prodigious work feels that It could be carried through only by a nation commanding resources so overflowing that It does not need to care how much it spends, a nation which can borrow as much money as" H pi Bases without sensibly affecting the quotations of Ha existing national debt. ' The Panama canal was plainly destined to be an achievement of modern Titans. , It marks the great est transfiguration of the surface of the globe wrought by human hands. But, as Mr. Bryce says, human hands would have been pow erless had not the age of steam, electricity, compressed' air, high ex plosives, andv mammoth machinery made a few thousand twentieth cen tury workmen, properly , equipped and Intelligently directed, 1n,ore po tent than combined' armies of toll Ihg slaves' that' built air the temples and tombs and monuments of the ancients. " ( ... The Champion Chautalker. The Chautauqua as "The Great American Forum," Is the subject pf an article In the current World's WorkVlri which the writer confers upon Mr. Bryan the distinction of being the only one of the top-liners "who can' draw his fee (its value in attendance)" ' on "a ' chafitaUqua or lyceum course." And his fee Is said to be $50,000' a year. Thus 'Nebraska may;; boast' ot , hav ing the champion chautalker of the country. Such leaser lights, this writer tells ub, as former Senator Frank J. Cannon, former Governors Folk, Hoch and Hanly, Dr. Harvey W. Wiley, and even the irrepressi ble Francis Hehey, - make only $10,000 a year, one-fifth of what Mr. Bryan gathers in. . But Mr. Bryan's friends have al ways Insisted that be was "not out for the money, which opens up a still more Interesting aspect of the case. Admitting that $50,000 a year Is a comfortable Income for a man who cares little for the money, the fact that Mr. Bryan has preached bis political hobbles from these platforms makes his emolu ments all the greater. Ordinarily the propagandist has to pay for get ting his nostrums advertised, but Mr. Bryan has turned the tables and amassed a fortune by advertising his, free of cost to himself.. But, of course, others beside Mr. Bryan have done much the same thing. fashion that tendB to belittle the serious purpose of matrimony is a menace to our social life. Perhaps we are drifting too much toward the Epicurean, perhaps we are the vic tims of an easy indulgence that sweetens our lips only to leave a bitter taste. The high cost of living argument loses its force so long as wild extravagances are so freely in dulged. If religion is the remedy, strength to its teachers. t The Heat of the Campaign. In theory there is no reason what ever why a political conteBt shouM not be waged on, as. high a plane as other competitions of life. We see a base ball championship won, or a foot ball trophy awarded, by keenly pitting one club or team against an other, with points scored according to accepted rules designed to prevent resort to dishonorable tactics. Even! the bare-knuckle fight to a finish between burly bruisers is kept within limits by eagle-eyed umpires and referees ready to disqualify the man who strikes foul. In a political combat, however, the heat of the campaign is too often taken to excuse and Justify reckless disregard of all the rules ot con duct observed in every other rela tion. In the heat of a campaign it is assumed to be perfectly fair to call every antagonist a liar, a thief or a crook, and to accuse every one who supports an opponent with abetting political burglary, and de serving to wear prison stripes. Ir respective of who lights the match, the heat of the blaze invites repris als and retaliation In kind, with the result that political campaigns In this country'engender personal bit terness and animosities rarely equaled anywhere else in the world. What we need evidently Is a re form that will reduce the tempera ture of our political contests. In base ball, and in foot ball, a mediating board, representing the various associations, gets together In advance of the season and fixes the rules. A similar rules commit tee with full power to act for all the different political parties might be a feasible way out. these figures would be enough to il lustrate the importance of tha point made. Here is a factor in our high cost of living problem unrelated to politics and -ell within our power to readjust. Boyal Doctor on Our Race Suicide. The physician to the royal family of Spain, now visiting In the United States, Is struck by the prevalence of our race suicide, which he at tributes to an apparent ' lack of religious feeling. He believes many American women regard motherhood as a responsibility to be shunned, preferring freedom, to go about and mingle In society or club life instead of being "held down" by home cares. He Bays that this ,1s true also of Parisian women, but not so of those in Spain, where the average family numbers seven or eight children and where women "regard children as a joy and motherhood as a happy God .given duty."- "' , The majority of American women need no defense of their sense of these solemn responsibilities. " But every thoughtful ' person knows that this criticism is not wholly false or unfair. ; ; Many homes 'themselves furnish the melancholy, but Irrefuta ble proof, and divorce courts too often reflect It. Every foible or Greek Patriotism. Patriotism has been a passion in Greece since It was burned Into the bosoms of the boys of Athens and Sparta by those .fires of competitive zeal. How well these boys learned their lessons may now be reflected til the fervor that drives armies from the profitable pursuits of peace in America to war in their native land. Some ot these : young . men have been In the United States for several years, become well settled in their work and 1n cases have accumulated property,1 but hot yet have we heard of any hesitating to respond to his country's call it it was decided his services were needed.' He pledged himself on . leaving Greece to return It called, a ' pledge that' might be forgotien in the engrossing affairs Of business. But Greeks do not for get such pledges, nor falter in their fulfillment. The spontaneity of their response Is strikingly impres sive. The lesson must not .be lost on Americans, not that we especially need It to Inspire the passion of patriotism within us, but rather be cause of its revelation of so admir able a characteristic In this foreign born people. It shows the Greek to be true', not alone to his country, but to his word. A fidelity that fears not even potential death, It self, roust have the force of charac ter back of It. So In . the gleam of such crises we catch the glint of true manliness in our ' friends from abroad, who have come from many countries to cast their lot among us and be Americans. It should help us to see the possibilities of strength In them and the opportunl ties they bring us. ' Street Car manners. It would be difficult to fit drawing room amenities upon street car crowds, though one might wish some code of ethics possible of enforce ment upon 'the latter. It is one ot the anomalies of city life that men, and sometimes even women, will per form manners in a street car they would, never countenance elsewhere. All ot .which conspires to the annoy ance and discomfort of riding in a car "which otherwise might be made very enjoyable. The pay-as-ypu-enter trolley is admirably adapted to the absorption of much that is undesira ble and needless, yet fails often be cause people persist in making a nuisance of what was intended as a comfort and convenience. i If f he average "person did not lose his thought for the other fellow the moment he put his .foot on .the car Btep it would not be so. All the lit tle placard sermons tacked up In the car, supplemented by the conduct6r's plaintive, "Move up. Jiy front, please," fall flat on 4he person stationed in the rear end or' perhaps halfway up the aisle, possibly reading a paper, while a score of others scramble for a spot big enough to stand on in the consequent congestion at the rear of the car. There Is positively no excuse for this, though one might suppose from its conventionality that there were. ( soiling Backward TlifaDay la Omaha GOIinUD r'ROM BEE rib "1 r It " j OCTpBEB 20. Transportation and .Living Cost. Experts have agreed that it costs about 25 cents a ton to transport food products over a mile of earthen roads by animal powerwhlle the per ton mile cost of steam railway trans portation is but T.8 mills. Allowing for possible discrepancy in these rel ative figures, it, will not be denied that the cost of many articles ot ne cessity .could be materially reduced by cheaper facilities for delivery which often costs much more than 25 cents per ton mile. Here, of course, Is oue vital demand for good roads and ef ficient motor vehicles. u a recent ad dress the president of the Philadel phia Chamber of Commerce said on this subject: I am acquainted with retail firms whose cost of delivering goods at re tall is not less than 60 cents per ton mile, and, In vlew 'of the several loadings and unloading! in comparatively short dis tances. It may be safe to assume that the cost of this service when applied to the exacting demands of modern com merce will vary from 2S cents to SO cents or even more per ton mile. The more Important bearing which the high cost of this form of transportation has upon our subject lies In the fact that if the respective hauling I have named should aggregate ten or fifteen railed the aggregate cost of these distances at 25 cents per ton mile would be equivalent to the cost of railroad transportation, based upon ' average railroad earnings, of from SOO to 600 miles; and if Us cost averaged 60 cents per ton mile It would be equivalent to the average eost ot 600 to l.nOO miles of railroad transportation or to double or treble that distance by water transportation. " ' , Merely approximate accuracy of The New Military Hardship. In the language of the immortal Mikado, "Here's a how-de-do" with brass buttons on It. According to the report made to the secretary of war by Judge Advo cate General Crowder, the new army bill, which contains a provision re quiring the return to their commands by December 15 next of 11 officers' below the rank of major on detached service and making such officers In eligible, for detached service unless they have been continuously With the commands frr the preceding . two years, "is airtight ' and bombproof and will have to be literally ''obeyed. It goes without saying that this ultimatum is creating all kinds ot comment and palpitation under the dress uniforms of officers enjoying soft berths as staff aides, military attaches abroad r militia and school instructors and other comparatively comfortable posts. The real task, it turns out, is not -to find detached service men who have to go back to the line, but to. find enough active service men possessing the required qualifications to be detached to fill their places; But, 'of course, over coming that difficulty is only a mat ter of time. ' The real hardship of the new or der of things will be Inflicted upon the officers with Independent in comes, which they cannot well spend fast enough In Isolated frontier forts, upon the officers with socially ambi tious wives and daughters who feel cramped when circumscribed by purely military circles, and upon the officers who suddenly find them selves physically unfit when notified that their place is close - to bar racks. Of course, there are. not bo many of these,' but there are quite sufficient. Watch for a bunch of army resig nations on or about December 15. A Definition of Education. . Dr.' Lyman 'Abbott adopts .Huxley's pungent; definition .of;, education as the best remedy to apply to. our cur rent moral and civic ills. Ib is this: Education la the Instruction of the in tellect In the laws of nature, under which name I include not merely things and their forces, ' but - men and their ways; and the. fashioning of the affec tions- nd the win into an earnest and loving desire to, live In harmony with those laws. ;. ' Admitting that .in our system of public education we are teaching very well the laws of matter and force natural science -Dr. : Abbott declares that we are not training the Btudents into a loving and earnest desire to live In obedience to law. And what, he asks, is the conse quence? Four of the Ten Command ments, those against theft, lasclyious nesB, murder and bearing false wit ness, are constantly violated to ap palling degrees. , This Is a grave indictment of our public educaf onal Institutions. It is not pleasant to be told that while we are an instructed nation, we are neither a disciplined nor an educated nation. But our task Is not a simple one. Our population Is heterogene ous and we shall probably remain In our laboratory a long time before completing either the ideal citizen or the ideal system of his training. We cannot afford, though, to screen his education through too free a sieve. for the elements of moral precept and civic honor and responsibility are essential to his refinement. Thirty Years Ago Rose Eytlnge and her dramatic com. pany held forth at the Boyd" in .' Led Astray.-" Y ' . - McHugh ft McG&vock, the contractors, are finishing up the pipe sewer on Daven port street, and will at once begin on the extension of the South Omaha sewer. The new planing mill of Phil Moyer, located at Ninth and Dodge street, re cently enlarged, is described as one of Omaha's boasted Institutions. The. Inauguration of the new Toung Men's Christian association rooms con tinued over today, with eierclses led by E. D. Ingersoll, secretary of the railroad work, and a paper by George C. Coxhead of Kansas City. . Pursuant to an army order First Lieu tenant E. D.-Thomas, Fifth cavslry, will sell to Brevet Major O. O. Howard, one Horrel horse belonging to the government, ' at actual cost If known. The Japanese minister and his attend ants, 'accredited to this country and Aus triapassed through the city. Judge James W. Bavsge Is being talked of for. the position of chancellor of the state university, but the Judge is hesi tating even to consider It. ' ; :X- birthday , surprise party was giveii by Miss-Minnie Burch and Miss Minnie Woodward to Miss Minnie Horsman, with the following ladles and gentlemen pres ents Misses. Amelia K and IJszie Can field, Grace Warner, Myrtle Ester, Anna Stolden, Minnie Woodwsrd, Mary KUnett, Nellie Pratt, Josie Peters, Julia Scott. AnnaDillon, Maggie Hughes, Emma Auchs, Eve Striker, Mary Ostrom, Clara Huff, Mamie Hlggins and Pearl Pratt. and Messrs. Georga A. Goodwin, W. D. Allen, Eddie Dillon, Charlie Cone, Georgo Umpherson, Fred Anderson, Ephraim Pratt, John Scott, George Weeks, Wood- worth Allen, Luther Adklns and Herman McKlnney. Twenty Years Airo Judge M. R. Hopewell of the district court left for his home at Tekamah to remain until Monday, when he would re turn to his Judicial duties in Omaha. Coroner and Ma. M. O. Maul returned from Green Biver, Wyo., where Mr. Maul did some hunting. He said : his party killed twenty-seven antelope and fourteen bears. City Clerk John Graves and Frank Brownlee, clerk to the Board of Fire and Police Commissioners, went to Chicago to attend the opening exercises of the world's fair. Guy Douglas Ripley of Weeping Water and Mias Josie G. Betts were married at the home of the officiating minister. Rev. Charles W. Savidge. The Congregational church convention favored the union of Gates and Doane colleges In this state, concluding that it would make one stronger and more ef fective institution. , Charles Ogden became Judge Ogden when be ascended the bench in district cpurt and succeeded.. Judge Doane, who accepted the ' democratic congressional nomination. Judge Ogden was the re cipient of many pleasant favors from friends. Ten Years Aso - Mr. arid Mrs. W. J. Burgess " went to Kansas Cltv' tor a short visit r- John B, Mott, leader of the Students' Volunteer movement, spoke on missions to an assemblage that packed the Coli seum, for the national convention of the Christian church. ' ' The Board of Fire and Police Commis sioners was considering the cutting down of the fire fighting force of Omaha from 119 to fifty-nine, on the theory that avail able funds Were not sufficient to main tain the normal force. -A resolution was adopted calling on the fire chief to re port at the next meeting what fire houses could best be closed. . Mr. and Mrs. Richard Bingham cele brated their golden wedding at the Kountze Memorial Lutheran church. The bridal party was led by Mr. and Mrs. Walter Hill, Mr. and Mrs. Leroy White, Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Hill, .Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Bingham. The choir sang the "Bridal Chorus" from Lohengrin for a proces sional, and "Happy Bridal Days" for a recessional. Members of the alumni of Eureka col lege. Eureka, 111., drawn together by the Christian church convention, held a ban quet at the Commercial club, at which former Governor Poynter acted as toast master. Hon. James Wilson, secretary of agri culture, was in the city. He called at The Bee office to meet Mr. Edward Rose water, who escorted him to the city hall, where they chatted for fifteen minutes with Mayor Moore. SECUIAE SHOTS AT THE PULPIT DOING RIGHT. Some of the. witnesses before the senate committee investigating cam paign contributions appear to ' have gotten credit, for putting In a great deal more money than they really did. It transpires, however, that some others put in a great deal more than they were" presumed to have parted with. The popular rating of political contributors falls far short of accuracy. - ; ; 1 - People and Events . When the Americanized Greeks meet the standpat Turks, then comes the real tug of war. There is. hope for the hairless and joy In prospect. A French savant has devised a method of sewing hair on baldheads. Despite the thunders pf proclamations and the clatter of advancing warriors, the Balkan was will not be fully on until Phlllopopalls strikes the firing line. Denver gets $1,100,000 for its city hall and the site, the main consideration be ing the ground. Douglas county's record In giving away its court house with a bunch of money thrown In, still holds the bargain championship.- A meager 110,000 a year Is the sum total of the Income of an expert profes sional grafter In the Ohio legislature. The income didn't leave sufficient mar gin for a trip to Honolulu or any other restful resort for the weary. Cleveland achieved such distinction with Us boycott of the Meat . trust that It feels brave enough to tackle the egg com bine. While this boycott lasts the cackle of industrious hens will carry" no ap petising melody to mortifying souls. ' Base ball strategists continue discussing the whys and wherefore of, the Red Sox victory and the Giants' ui'tRt, and won der why eight games were needed to settle the diamond primacy. If they will consult the box office receipts they might make a hit . ? - ; Thomas J. Ryan, former councilman of Philadelphia, who snuffed 6ut his. own Hfe a few weeks ago, left In trust for his wife an estate valued at' $300,000. On Mrs, Ryan's deatb the' Income, of' the estate i 'to. be ' given' to the poor of the Sixth' ward, .where the deceased got his start in politics and in fortune making. Rarely does bread cast upon . political waters return, t6 benefit the' ward. -' Boston Transcript: According to Dr. Moss, the church is finding it harder and harder, to get and hold "the man of power." Perhaps this explains why more women than men worship regularly on Sunday. Boston Herald: With Dean Briggs de claring that compulsory prayers at col lege may tend to diminish religion, and the students of Perkins Hall voting to have real beer beer nights, poor Harvard is In for another round of criticism for its degeneracy. Y New ToVk Mall: There is said to be a dearth' of university graduates entering the Protestant ministry, but It does not yet appear 1 whether a university educa tion unsettles the faith of students or merely prepares them for more lucrative employment than the church has to offer. Louisville Courier-Journal: A colored evangelist in Georgia is reported to have died of injuries sustained ' while conduct ing a protracted meeting. This evangelist appears to have been possessed of extra ordinary powers as an "exhorter." He preached a sermon of such moving char acter as to work his congregation into a religious frenzy. At the close of the ad dress he was surrounded by a struggling crowd of men and women who sought to express their appreciation by wringing his hands, slapping him on the back and hugging him. Amid the Intensity of the enthusiasm a husky male convert threw his arms around the preacher and squeezed him with 8,t'ch force as to frac ture several ribs. fThe) preacher fell helpless to the platform and was taken home and put to bed. dying some hours later as a result of the onslaught of his well-meaning but over-enthusiastic congregation. Leslie s Weekly. Get up right in the morning. Go to bed right at night. Start with joy in youi heart, hope in the future, kindness i your purpose. If it is a dark day, never mind: you wit lighten it up. Give a word of cheer, a kindly greeting and a warm handshake to your friends. If you have enemies, look up, pass then by, forgot and try to forgive. If all of us would only think how muck of human happiness is made by ourselves there would be less of human misery. If all of us would bear in mind that happiness 13 irom wiuun ana nui irum without, there would be a wellspring oi Joy in every heart and the sun would shine forever. Try it! - SUNDAY SMILES. POLITICAL SAINTS AND SI.NEI19 What . Is Good in the Boll Moose Is Wickedness In the Klephant. New York Post. What is legal and moral in California becomes infamy, trickery and chicanery when it appears ' in Idaho. To deprive Taft supporters of a column on the Cali fornia ballot is to do political justice; to refuse Roosevelt supporters a column on the Idaho ballot is to write one's sell down as a reactionary. The feeble reason ing of the Idaho supreme court Is that, according to the laws of Idaho, the new party has no legsl standing in the state, and that voters wishing to cast ballots for Its nominees must therefore go to the trouble of. writing the names of its elec tors In the column provided for that pur pose. Now,, it may be quite proper to re quire a Taft man to go through a good deal of formality in order to get his in famous desires duly registered, but to put an equal burden upon the saints who are for the third party Is simply perversion of power and malfeasance in office. Dis franchisement of Taft pickpockets in California is a piece of political righteous ness, a glorious safeguarding of our threatened Institutions; disfranchisement of Roosevelt patriots in Idaho what is this but political robbery? The colonel has once more put the country under obli gation to Mm for a distinction between an eternal verity and an infernal attempt to thwart the people's will. i "Truth," remarked the Philosopher, i thoughtfully, "is by common consent at . the bottom of the well. Yet, in these days, 1 why do they try to raise it from the" well ;by hot air?" Baltimore American. ' "Good gracious, you don't dare to send 1 out all that abuse of the candidate, do you?" "Sure, I do. It's all understood between us. I give the abuse and he gets the advertising. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer. : "Just listen to the baby!" said young Mrs. Torklns. "Yes," replied her husband. "He 8 try ing to yell his head off!" "And Isn't it pleasant! The precocious ' "pet sounds as If tie were at a ball game i and our side had made a home run. Washington Star. Blobbs-A deliberate lie is often pretty hard to swallow. Slobbs-Well, the truth Isn't always pleasant to the taste, clther.-Philadelphia Record. "It's difficult for a man to be a candi date and a political boss at the same time." . .... "No," replied Senator Sorghum: 'the method are different. The candidate Is supposed to get votes by shaking hands with people, and the boss Is supposed to get them by shaking his fist at them. Washington star. 'What's this space marked off for demanded the architect "A laboratory," said the druggist, som V JUU wo.ui. ...... ' " ' A modern druggist sells everything but drugs." , ' "Well. I've got to have some place to mix mv fountain syrups, haven't I?" Louisville Courier-Journal. A LIFE LESSON. James Whltcomb Eiley. -There! little girl, don't cry! They have broken you doll, I know; And your tea-set blue, And your playhouse, too, Are things of the long ago; But childish troubles will soon pass by There! little girl, don't cry! There! little girl, don't cry! They have broken your slate, I know; And the glad, wild ways Of your' schooldays Are things of the long ago; But life and love will soon come py There! little girl, don't cry! There! little girl, don't cry! They have broken your heart, I know; And the rainbow gleams Of your yoljthful dreams . Are things of the Ions aco; : But heaven holds all for which you sigh There! little girl, don't cry! Health and Beauty Helps BY MRS. MAE MARTYN. " Mrs. J. S.: Wrinkles and other marks of approaching old age which now worry you are very common. However, you will not have to worry if you will follow this simple treatment: Apply to your face every night a greaseless cream-jelly made by mixing two teaspoonfuls glyc erine and one ounce almoaoln into one half pint cold water. Stir and let stand several hours before using. Massage frequently with this cream. It will re move all dirt and excess oil from the skin pores and in time you will not have a rough, wrinkled face, but a fresh, smooth, clean-looking skin of velvety texture. I also find this preparation ex cellent for removing tan, sunburn, black heads, freckles and large pores in the skin. Juliet: Yes, any one afflicted with superfluous flesh is always at a big dis advantage, whether married or single. To get rid of that annoying fat, stop at your druggist's the next time you are down town and get four ounces of par notis. Dissolve this 'In I hi pints hot water and take a tablespoonful three times a dav (five minutes before each meal), and your burdensome flesh, will soon become cut down. The effect of this harmless remedy is generally no ticeable within a week, and you will feel much better. R. P. N.: To whiten and beautify your face, neck and arms, dissolve four ounces of spurmax in a half-pint witch hazel or hot water, adding two tea spoonfuls glycerine. Apply this lotion freely and it will tone up your skin won derfully and quickly. It makes the skin soft and smooth, and will remove that shiny, "muddy" look which is so annoy ing to you. You will find this lotion much better to use than face powder, as it does not rub off. easily like powder nor does it give one's face that "pow dered look." I find this spurmax lotion excellent for removing and preventing freckles, chapping and roughness of the skin. Mrs. R. P.: If your hair Is getting so thin that you have to wear false hair, you should begin at once a treatment to rid your scalp of dandruff which is the direct cause of all scalp and hair-troubles. If you will mix together an ounce of quinzoin, one-half pint of alcohol (not whiskey) and one-half pint cold water, you will have a dependable remedy for your hair-troubles. Rub this gently into the roots of the hair twice a week, and it will destroy the dandruff, stop your falling hair. This 'quinine-tonic applied regularly will make your hair soft, lus trous and keep It from splitting at the ends. Maid: The quickest and surest way to remove hair or fuzz from' the skin is with a delatone paste. With water mix enotich dela.tnnA in rovnr tho hnfra on- .i.. .. j i . . i J .. A ' yix aim iu inu uj unco muiuies remove! and wash the skin. This removes every i particle of hair and leaves the skin1 smooth and clear. Ester: Apply pyroxin to lash-rootsl with thumb and forefinger and your eye lashes will grow long and curly. Eye brows can be made to grow thick and glossy by rubbing on pyroxin with fin-1 ger-end. Be careful and don't get pyroxinj where hair is not wanted. Minnie H. : As you do not like the idea of wearing glasses since they make, you look so much older, why don't you try treating them first with a good eye-; tonic? If you will get an ounce of crys-i os, dissolve it in a pint of water, you! will have an eye-remedy that will prove j very refreshing and. strengthening. Drop! a few drops In each eye two or three I t . . m u u j . a, u x a, ,1 duib il n ill uu your eyes a worea or gooa. it WU1 not smart the eyes. I find it excellent for dull, tired, watery eyes, and a great aid! even to those who have to wear glasses. Victoria: As long as your blood is, loaded with Impurities, those impurities; the application of external remedies will, do no lasting good, for they do not reach the cause. Dissolve one ounce of kar- dene and one-half cupful of sugar in one-half pint of alcohol (not whiskey),1 then add hot water to make a full quart,) and you will have enough inexpensive. old-fashioned remedy to rid your blood' of impurities, stimulate your liver andl correct your digestion. Take a table-: spoonful before each meal and your sal-l low skin will again take on that beau-i tiful color nature Intended you to have.. Your circulation and general health will! improve, and the sores, blotches, rednessi and other eruptions will cease to trouble! you. No better general system-tonic can' be tr.ade than by following this kardenei recipe. Try it and get rid of that "run- down" feeling. Josephine: In treating your scalp forj dandruff, it is necessary to keep it as. clean as possible. Shampoo freely andl as often as you need It. but never use1 soap or a soap-Jelly, as the "free" alkalL will make your hair dull, lifeless and your scalp harsh. Shampoo with a tea-l spoonful of canthrox dissolved in a cupt of hot water; then rinse in clear water.' You will find this a wonderful shampoo;! it will put new life into your hair and cleanse your scalp as no other shampoo' will. It lathers freely, dries quicklyi without streaking, and leaves the hain lustrous, fluffy and easy to do up. After the hair is dry apply the same toniol recommended to Mrs. R. P. Read Mrs. Martyn's book, "Beauty.' $6. Advertisement. Again we ask that pertinent question -Why, O! Why should you pay $200 to $250 per carat for diamonds when our well organized buying power can secure the gems of the world for you at from $150 to $175 per carat? ' Memorize these and use them as a standard and a safeguard. , Arm sign of m CROWN UP THE GOUXN STAIRS