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    THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, OCTOBER IV, 1912
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HAT HARRY'S DIVORCE SUIT
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Tired and Worn Out, the Widow is Surprised by Dr.
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on Divorce
' , .. - By VIRGINIA TERH
Mary and his mistress were too weary
to prepare any dinner that jTlrst umhi in
the bungalow. ' The widow appreciated
also, that in the country, where there
are fewer modern' conveniences than in
town, one i "must humor" a' maid if
one 'would' keep hen Indeed, , Mary's
discontent at certain conditions was evi
dent and added to Mrs. 'Minor's general
ense of discomfort. She tried to ap
preciate that the domestic, like herself,
was tired and depressed, and she forbore
to answer sharply when Mary called her
attention to the fact that to get Into the
cellar wher, -the cdal was stored one
must go out ;of the JioUse and down an
outside staircase to the lower .depths.
"And the cellar door's hard to lift."
remarked the girl, "and the coal will be
heavy to carry . upstairs."
"I know it," said JBeatrice regretfully,
"but it won't-be t or ' very ' long, Mary.
We'll be here only about two' months."
'.'Yes'm, but a body, can get real tired
In that time,'" observed the maid. "And
It's just come to' me that takln' care of
the lamps will be quite a Job. I should
think, sjnce they have water in the houses
here, they'd' have" gas too." " " 1 ; ,t ' '
Beatrice ('pausea -to ; bite back the; im.
patient exclamation that rose to her lips.
If she were only rich enough to -be in-'
dependent and keep as many servants as
e wanted. But again she forced her-
;eli fto speak patiently. ...
"Well, Mary,", she said, "I know "it's
not easyv. But, you see, it's forjhe lit
tie girl's sake that w.e came." She paused
to steady her voice before going on,' ''I
appreciate that there's1 more work even
In a small house like this than in a city
Apartment and I will make It as easy for
you as r can. We won't have much com
pany, and we'll not have much cooking.
And"-hesitatingly "I'll put out the
washing while I'm here. It will cost me
more than, I can really afford," she went
on more sharply, "hut I. at least, am
wttling to sacrifice myself for the sake of
having Jean. weH.", :
The sarcasm was lost on Mary,
"AH right," she responded m6r. cheer
fully. "If you fix things that way. I
Suess ill' get along. Now I'll fl you a
bit of supper. It's so late perhaps Just
i boiled egg and a cup of tea'H be all you
want" '
."Cook what' you want for yourself, and
five me a bread and butter sandwich and
i glass of Iced tea later," said the mis
tress. "If Mr. Bobbins had not been so
kind in ordering . groceries, Ice and milk
for us, I don't know Just what the chil
dren and I would have done this first
night." ...
She sighed ; wearily and bent ver an
other trunk. Jack and Jean had. had
their supper. of bread and. milk and were
'in bed. It was almost twilight In the
little parlor where the' trunks had been
set for unpacking, but the lighting of the
lamps would Increase the heat of the
small room and Beatrice deferred the. Il
lumination as long as possible. She was
feverishly desirous to get everything .un
packed, and put" away tonight She was
disgusted with all the mess and disor
Jer of moving. If she must be out here,
ihe wanted to get settled as soon as pos
sible. . '
So,-,she tolled ' on' until the last trunk
was: emptied,' and, Us contents : stowed
away In closets and dresser drawers be
fore telling. Mary to bring her her frugal
repast.-' She ; was too tired to eat, but
drank' glass after glass of. Iced tea,
seated .alone in t.he small dining room
where Wo candies made flickering light
across" the unset table. What was the
use ;of setting the board for one lone
woman?'" The reflection ' brought i tears
once more to the widow's eyes. She no
ticed she waa getting Into the habit of
crying easily.. Well, she would go to her
room and try to sleep. -
But ..that kind of thing Is simpler to
plan than to do. It Is as easy to make
the proverbial horse drink when led .:
the water as to pom pel one's self to sleep
when that self Is over-tired, over-excited
and over-stimulated by too many droughts
of strong tea. So tonight BeatriceTltoor
turned and tossed for a long hour and a
half; then glancing at her watch by the
light of a match, she found It was only
quarter before eleven. .' ., '
She could not stand this sort of thing
she told herself. She, must go,' outside,
wt-ere she could breathe better. Partially
dressing she slipped on a wrapper and
stepping out upon the veranda, groped
her way to the hammock that swung near
the front s'..s. She was not afraid for
she was lacking in ' the timidity 'that
makes gome .women. diBlike the country..
Moreovap, neighbors' seemed quite near
tonight,' for the . sound of merry voices
from Helen'? veranda "and the whir of an
occasional automobile rushing along the
road at' the foot of the hill were borne
VSJlf VAN DEWATER.
clearly to her across the stillness of the
night. A sudden sense of being out of
things oppressed the woman She ap
preciated that Helen was surrounded by
an atmosphere of love' from husband,
children and relatives; that she had some
one to provide for her-and her son and
daughter, and that she knew nothing of
the endless struggle to make both enda
meet' What difference would it make to
Helen, she mused, If she had to pay extra
tor having her washing dV,e during the
summer? ; Three or four dollars more
each week would mean nothing to Helen.
To the widow it means extravagance. . .
A cautious step sounded on the short
gravel walk leaning to . the Steps. The
woman caught her breath. '
1 "Who is that?" she asked, sharply. '
It was Dr. Haynes' voice that replied,
and she gasped with sudden reliet
"It is I," Mrs.' Minor," he said, reas
suringly and softly. "I saw: a dim light
in your hall just .now.' when J was start
ing for the city, so I-was sure yoiiwere
up. I left my'Jcarat the, foot ,'of the
hill, so that it might not. waken i Jean,
and just ran. up to see if she ID all right."
"She is fast asleep; tfiank you,'' replied
the; mather'Yon- ar vfrjtrknd;''4..-
Her voice' was huffled and husky, , for
she had wept long and exhaustlngly.'The
physician' came toward her Impulsively.
"What's the matter, Mrs. Minor?" , he
asked. , The faint; light' from the tall
doorway showed her drooping figure, "but
not her tear-stained face. lie touched
quickly the pillow on Which ' her- head
had lain and found, It wet with tears. ";.
"You've been crying!'! he averted,
briefly. "Child, you're worn out. Go into
the house" and go to bed at once." ;'
She struggled to her feet, and started
to obey him. He held out his hand ''to
her. '".. . . -1 , i'
"I will see you In a few days," he said.
"Good night!" " ' : ,
Without speaking she put her hot hand
in his firm cool one. He' laid hlsj otltler
hand over K'ers and.. Held It thus for, a
moment Her heart beat quickly. Surely
he must' be" beginning to' care for her!
Perhaps he was -going to tell her so now!
"Qood-nightP he said again. "Poor,
tired little girl!" ' ' ;;
"Without; another word or sign jie
turned away. while she, agRln puzzled
and disappointed, went- slowly'-into ' ho
house, closing and locking the door softly
that she '-"might not" disturb her sleeping
children .and the maid. . ' v. I ;
" Club Woman Favors the
of a Committee
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WOMRN' CII7B PRESIDENT FAVORS THE PLAN OF A COMMITTEE TO WORK TOWARD REUNITING ES-
STfljANGED COUPLES, AND THEREBY WORK AGAINST THE INCREASE OF THE DIVORCE EVIL.
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Regular Road to Success ;
While women during the last decade
have forged rapidly to the front of the
ranks In the Industrial world, there Is
but one woman In the country who per
sonally supervises, the work in a large
glass manufacturing plant. She Is Miss
Edna T. Crick of Brookvllle, Pa., and
the story of her career is not essentially
unlike that of many ambitious members
of her sex who have become business
successes. As a young girl she worked
as a waitress In a restaurant In Du Bois,
Pa,, and later as a kitchen .maid.-;; But
while heV'days were taken up with the
hardest, kind of work for. but. little more
than her board and lodging, this plucky
girl who, almost from childhood, had to
look after herself, passed her evenings In,
study. Concentrated effort on a night
school business course resulted at last In
her qualification for a position In an
office, and her first position was with a
law firm. She had this for three years.
When a glass company waa Incorpor
ated in her home town the' directors
chose Miss Crick from among several
applicants for a position, in the office.
That was ten years ago. One year ago,
after having filled' the position as sec
retary, director and assistant treasurer,
she was made factory manager. Looking
after the employing and replacing of
workmen MO of them In and about the
factory is Just one phase of this hustling
young woman's position. Although more
than one business man doubted Miss
Crick's ability to make a success of her
latest undertaking, she made good right
from the start
Notwithstanding her unusual experience
in active public life, where she has stood
shoulder to shoulder with the brainiest
of men while discharging her duties. Miss
Crick has remained an antlt-suffragette.
Norfolk Virginian. ' -
A Law Grade f Knowledge,
."Did young Charlie Goldie call on you
last night?"
"Yes, he calls almost every night."
"That sounds serious. What sort of
young man is he pretty Intelligent?"
"Intelligent! Why, say, he doesn't know
enough to embrace an opportunity."
By MARGARET. HUBBARD AYER,
.The Llftt as a Fine Ait club, which
resumed Ita meetings at the Astor hotel.
wolie Ithe other day to find itself famous
According,, to the public prints, this club
was to aid women contemplating divorce,
hut let. me 'tell you at once that that Is a
complete misunderstanding of the case.
The Life as a Fine Art club goes In for
all kinds of high and uplifting things,
dealing with the soul and deals with men
tal, and spiritual welfare, but it does not
touch upon divorce. No, no, ho, not at
all, although
The whole trouble arose i when Mrs.
Mildred Manly Easton, president of the
club, tried to impress UDon her hearers'
at the club meetfng the ideals of the club
Into practical realities.
' Mrs. Easton made a Joke about' the
divorce question, and it's from that little
joke that all the trouble camec
She explained the joke to me when I
asked her at the Pennsylvania station
Just "as she" "was flitting out of thi city
and away from thousands of telephone
calls.
"Now, wasn't It a dreadful thing to
misinterpret what I said?" Mrs. Easton
is a pleasing looking woman of bright and
Ingratiating manner. ' - f. :
"It was our first club meeting for the
year,, and my idea was, that a committee
should be appointed to look after the
members of the, club who remain In town
during the summer and to keep in touch
with the members Whether they attend
the meetings or not. . . t
"During the summer time you have
probably noticed that all clubs, as well as
the philanthropic societies, suspend ani
mation entirely. You can't get1 In touch
with any member of the club unless that
member is your personal friend.
' "In the autumn you come together
again and lo and behold! One member
has died, another member is In the hos
pital undergoing a serious operation. The
club knows nothing about It and has
offered no aid or sympathy.
"Now what we are going to have in
a social service committee, composed of
a nilmber of women under one particu
larly fine leader. Mrs. William F. Peters
was named as a woman of splendid per
sonality, especially fitted for this ' work.
This committee will try to keep In touch
with all members, will aid whenever It is
possible, and yes, I did. say that such a
committee under the right , leadership
would be - a great deal, In case, for In
stance, a man and wife had separated
and were contemplating divorce.
. "That was merely a joke, because the
members of our club are opposed to
divorce rather than for It. But still, now
that there has been so much talk about
it, I believe that' It would be a sensible
idea If olubH and social centers the set
tlements, for instance had such a com
mittee. "Just the tight kind of person would
have to be chosen to do this work, for
it would require 'Infinite tact, but I be
lieve that there are thousands of women
who would give anything to be able to
talk over their domestic troubles with a
sympathetic yet Impersonal friend, who
could give them wise, sensible advice and
who. was not related to thum in any way.
"I think that the Judges of the Court
of Domestic Reflations know that this is
true. The committee' that I have In mind
would work for the reconciliation of the
enstranged couple, and consequently they
would work against the increase of
divorce."
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Sensation of Flying Three Miles in the Air
What It means to fly thjrce' miles from
the surface of the earth is graphically
described by Royland Garros, whose rec
ord of '16,400 feet, made on September
I, has " been exceeded .' September 19 by
Legagne'ux. The latter readied an ele
vation of -18,635 feet, or wetl over three
miles and a half. Garros, at a height of
rrwre than 16.000 feet, found his motor
stop, and-was forced tQ volplane to the
ground. Garros describes his experience
vividly in the Paris Matin. He writes
that, after waiting a week for the sky
to become lew covered with cloud, he
started on Friday without much confi
dence of success. ..There were a few
patches of blue sky, but (lie weather was
unfavorable the wind fresh and bitterly
cold. He continues: r
"I start with a two hours' supply of
petrol, an oxygen breathing apparatus
and a costume worthy of a polar explorer.
It is 12;45 p. m., by my watch. The
clouds' are rather more than 1,000 meters
high. Ivreach them 4n four minutes
and pass them, through a gap of blue.
I rise very quickly. According to
the diagrams, of my two barometers I
reach 2,000 meters In less than ten min
utes. At 3.000 - meters I have the Im
pression that I am being driven back
from the coast although my machine Is
making over seventy miles an hour. At
4,000 meters there is no longer any doubt
I am being carried, backward by the wind,
which is consequently moving at more
than thirty-two meters 'a second. One
would almost say, however, that It was
a calm dash, as it was so regular. From
time to time through a gap In the
clouds I see beneath, me a corner of Nor
mandy. i
"The motor weakens; there are mis
fires, which I overcome with more petrol.
I begin to breathe oxygen while counting
the beat of my motor, wMch continues
to run normally. , The climb becomes
arduous. It Is yery Jo4d, but I am well
wrapped up and do not feel it much.
"Four thousand six hundred! I again
hold the 'record' which Is the great thing.
Tho machine begins to waver In the air,
which seems no longer to support It The
fight against misfires becomes ever more
critical. I still hope, however, to get 600
or 600 meters higher. I notice, unfortun
ately, that my supply of oxygen will not
last out Here is 4,800 meters,' the height
of Mount Blanc! I have a mouthful of
oxygen left, and my motor misfires, so
frequently that I climb no longer. - I
even notice that the barometer diagram
marks s descent but I am, as It were,
hypnotized by ths 600-meter' line, which
Is less than two millimeters from the
point of the recording pen. I shall stick
to It till .the motor gives up. I try
to find a more favorable air current and
call upon all my resources, those of an
old acrobat. At last the diagram shows
again a slight ascent; I climb 150 to 200
meters higher. Breathing Is now very
difficult but hers is 6,000 meters I have
got It! I mean to get beyond It
"An alarming shock and a great noise!
I am rather astonished not to feel my
wings part company from me In'the air.
With a movement quicker than thought
I cut my Ignition and start planing down.
Every turn of the propeller shakes the
whole machine violently, and I do what I
can to come down as slowly as possible
In order to spare my wings, which have
already been too severely tested. Evi
dently soma Important piece, probably
a valve rod. Is broken dn the motor. But
gradually the vibration diminishes, and
at .last the propeller sticks fast Thus I
glide down with the stay wires whistling
more or less shrilly, according to my
speed. I am still 4,600 meters up, but I
have the conviction that I am out of
danger. I pass through the clouds again
at 1,600 meters, and see with joy beneath
me the most beautiful pasture land. I
have merely to choose where I will land.
It would be a mere joke If It were not
for the terrible buzzing which I have had:
In my' ears for the last five minutes.
At. last the earth draws near. I am
exactly head to wind) and I land in a few
yards," ' .
Garros actually landed at a place twelve
and one-half miles Inland 'from Houlgate,
, s Bjr ELBERT
When- W haVe an Idea we either "in
vent a word to express 'It, or else-we
borrow one. The best use - of ldjbas Is
for gift purposes. We ' keep ' Ideas , by
giving them away, . '
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And only through t
f -o- r m u 1 a H h g
thoughts for , an- ;
other do we make
them ' our own. ,
Language, 1 i k.e ,
electricity, Is for
purposes of trans- . ;
mission. . - '
Jn the ' last ''la- '
sue of The 'Cen- .
tury Dictionary .
will' be 1 found the
word ,- Zeitgeist." '
It ' Is a . German .
word, now natural-
Ised and; i accepted'-
as an American
citizen. '...'' -. -
The word Zeitgeist means-the soul of
things. It means that great ' rhass' of
opinion; Ideals, hopes and' tendencies that
men In the mass : accept ".'.'
-We arS'iill. partakers of the '.Zeitgeist.
Any man .who' thinks thoughts Uiat- ar
original and belong only to, himself 'will
die. of neavt ,, hunger, marooned ..oW a
desert "Island called.. Nostalgia., " We 'a?o
happy ,on)y when we ars expressing, th
best -In the Zeitgeist .. 'W only succeed
as' we'"Ilve in the Zeitgeist: !" :'tt'l;.vv-
No one understands us, save ss we ex
plain to them the things ' they 1 already
know, but which perhaps they do not
know they know until we tell them. 4
The arts of speech, sculpture, painting,
literature, re alt endeavors to interpret
the Zeitgeist. When a man's head is In
a certain stratum if- spiritual atmbB
lihere he knows all the thoughts of 'other
people whose heads, are In the ',' same'
stratum. If you are on my' wire when I
ring, you respond. '
In the Zeitgeist there are degrees of
subtlety, "just as in sound there are vlbra-i
lions which to some ears are' never felt.
There are tints and shades that are ob
servable to some people and not to
ethers.
We are Influenced by the Zeitgeist.
Also, we are helping to form the Zeit
geist - A man may die and drop .out of the
game, but. the Zeitgeist lives on and on.
And the Influence that this man has ex
erted, on the many still endures because
they are products of the Zeitgeist
The present Zeitgeist Is of a kind un
equaled.ln history. We have thousands
upon thousands of men and women who
are thinking -great and noble thoughts
end expressing these thoughts in their-
work. Many of our big business men
Our people are sensitive, restless, alert,
11UBBARI.
Impressionable, progressive, and making
for righteousness. The - man who can
Imagine a better religion than now exists -Is
allowed to throw his vision on the
screen, and he. who can formulate a bet -tep
uuvrnuneiit than we now have is not
hanged (for his pains, but Is allowed to
express .-his dreams . ;, ,
Public opinion rules. No law that Is '
contrary to the Zeitgeist can be forced.
Judges construe,, translate and . lnterw
pret the laws to suit the trend of the -' .
times. ' ' .' v - !'. ':
Every man who speaks out loud and ' -'
clear Is tinting the Zeitgeist-' Every roan '
who expresses what he honestly thinks
Is true is changing the Zeitgeist.
Thinkers help other, people think, for,!,1
they formulate what others are thinking.''.;?
No person writes or thinks alone thought 1,5
Is In the air, but Its expression Is neces-
sary to create a tangible trend of the "
times. " !-, " ' ... '
The value of 'the 'thinker whd writes,
or a writer who thinks, or a business '
man who acts. Is that he supplies argu
ments for the people, and confirms all
who'are on' his wire In their opinions, .
,ofteri before unuttered. "
The brotherhood of man Is an idea now
fully appreciated 'n business.' Commerce
today stands for nutualtty, reciprocity,''1
co-operation ' . , ,. . . . VJ .
The American department store has""'
taken up-'Jost metlon and give!? the ofBtf
pie1 better goods at i lower flce. it has;'1'"
been' the inevitable, because It does thi":jj l
greatest good to the greatest number. It
has worked for; economy and "length 'of
days. It means monism or the one. ' M '
, Every purchaser must be pleased. t A1
fhlhj who buys a spool of thread is given',"!,',
the same courteous attention, as the"'""
shrewdest buyer. The customer Is made '
,19;, feel that he is at home: that he ls''
with . strong and Influential friends; that" ',
his Interests are safeguarded. This matter.,,":
of faith between buyer and seller is a " "
new thing in the world.. '
Employes who piot and plan for private. ,'.V; ,
sain are swabbing the greased chute that t )
leads to llmbus. Owners who run a.busU -a
ness .but to make money neither make
money nor do. they last.
Merchants cannot make money on one,',.,
transaction. Every sale must (pave the
way for further sales. We make our. "
money out of our friends, for our enemies'',,1, ,
will not deal with us. A. transaction ,'
where both sides are not benefited is
Immoral. ' ' . 1
The trend of the times is all In th
direction of enlightened self-Interesfr"
R'ghteousness Is a form of self-preserva
tlon. W prosper' personally as, we
minister to the well-being of others. Th;
universe Is. planned for good, Copyright'''8 '
1M2, international News Service.,
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Little Bobbie's Fa
B7 WILLIAM
I think Taft has a cinch, sed Pa.
For heving's saik, sed Ma, doan't pester
me with politicks talk all the time..
That Is all that I have heard all day.
The butcher was here to colleck his bill
and he toald me that Taft wud win. The
Ice-man was here and he was boosting
Wilson. , The milkman was here & ' he
sed he wished they cud git a good prlhlb
ttshun . candidate. No wonder. Please
cut It out, sed Ma.
. All rite, sed Pa. One morning you tell
me not to reed the paper at brekfast &
to talk to you lnsted, & the next morn
ing, when I try to jlalk to you lnsted
of reeding the palper.'l git another bawl
ing out. That is sum motto that we have
on the wall, Isent it? sed Pa.
Doan't burn up, deer, sed Ma. Talk
about something else, that Is all I mean.
Wlmmen Isen't Interested in politicks.
Why doan't you ewer talk to me about
things - that wlmmen prizes, like bar
gains?' There is the luvlest silk sale at
one of the stores. I was Jest reeding It
I think Rusevelt has a outside chanst
sed Pa. Of course Theedore has made
his mistakes, the same as the rest of us,
such as cummlng back from a tour of
the world 4t making a tour, of Albany,
but Mister Lewis says thare Is sum
thing fonee-ful compelling about the
man & he mite happen to hop back Into
the chare a third time, the way George
Washington fc Mister Grant dldent Tou
newer can teir, sed Pa. This Is a funny
age we are living in. Just wen you think
you are a grate man & wise guy, along
cums Dago Frank ft Gyp the Blood.
As I waa saying about" this silk sale,
sed Ma, it Is the chanst of a lifetime.
You know, husband deer, I like to help
you all I can, beekaus I know how hard
you work I always try to be of assist
ance to you. This silk Is only five dol
lars a yard. It was nearly six dollars
a yeer ago to day. All I wud need wud
h KIRK.
be,.ten yard8 & I would have butifui-J
frock. '' '
. .Of course, sed 'Pa, wen It cums -to the f
state -campana, I am up In the air a -i
llttel. "I think Mister Hedges wud make X
a grand guvnor, but I am afrade thar J
aint enuff peepul with a vote who reelise. ' '
like him what a Joke life Is, If the dena- ,
ocrats.plck the rite man,, or the pro- " J
gressives, Pa sed, one of them is liabel ii
to be elected if Mister Hedges isent ' ,
I am glttlns smaller than I was," serf'
Mo, but I-know I wud need ten yards''1
Not any moar than ten yards, tho. That ' i
wud make me a frock . & you know I
Reed a frock to match my others frocks. J-
I wish we had a man like Grover Cleve, "
land or that grand old master of them "
all, Abraham Lincoln, Pa sed. Speek up, "
Bobble, Pa sed, & tell yure mother who 't
was the grand old master of them all. I'; "J
All lite. Pa, I sed. I think the grand 'C"
old master of them. alt. Is Matty. . iirj'
Habits of the Democracy.
Athur I. Vorys, a. regular and optlmis-.
tic republican, was. voicing his opinion, .'
that in the next election the democrat
would repeat their many former expert-' IT
ences and bury their hopes at the polls. :
It reminded him of the experience, ef the-.rjr"
middle-aged woman who went into a."
shop, and, without hesitation, mad
straight for the crepe counter. The gtrl
who handled this funeral ; material was
extremely, affable. , . ,
MWe have a large stock of crepes," she
explained. "Let me show you some new
French goods, very, popular at this time
to express every degree of grief. If yoa
will, tell me for whom you are In mourn
ing, i tun . rvu oui in exocuy me ngot
thing." ' . i
"Husband," . replied the customer,
briefly. '. -
"in that ease," said the girl, graciously.
'I can tell you just what "' .
Vouncr woman." 4ntrnirtM?. th kIAup
wnman. ancrilv. "von nwtrin't ttsvthnr
yourself. This is the fourth husband I've
buried, and I know all about it" Ponuia
Magazine.