THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1912. .-TJIET OMAHA' DAIKY - BEE -FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATEK. VICTOR ROSBWATER, EDITOR. BEB BUILDING, FARNAM AND 17TH. ltiiered at Omaha Fostofflce as second vlas matter. TERMS OW SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Bee, one year 12.50 Saturday Bee, one year li-w Daily Bee (without Sunday), one year.MW JJalljr Bee, ana eunaay, one year -w DELIVERED BY CARRIER, Bvenlng and Sunday, per month........ Evening without Sunday, per month. .2oc Dally Bee (including Sunday), per mo.M'C Daily Bee (without Sunday), per mo., too Address all complainu or Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCES. -v ' Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only J-cent stamps received In payment of small accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. ' " " OFFICES. Omaha The Bee building. " 8outh Omaha 2118 N St. . Council Bluffs 14 No. Main St IJncoln 26 Little building. Chicago UH1 Marquette building. Kansas Cltv Reliance building. New York-34 West Twenty-third. St Louis M Pierce building. Vashlngton-726 Fourteenth St. w. w- Communications relating to news ana editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION. 50,154 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, s: C wight Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average daily circulation for the month of September, was 50.164, DWIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before rm this 1st dny of October, Ull , io ROBERT HUNTER, (5sai. Notary Public Sabeerlbers leTln tha elty 4portlr should bave The Be saall4 ta thm. Address will be changed a oMe as re-cjassted. Gambling Is seldom denounced by the) fellow Who wins. ,. k "Another Air Record Broken," ays a headline. Hot alrT Have ou registered? Last chance, Baturdar. October 26. The president's silence evidently irritates the talkative candidate. That far nobody has accused Uncle Jim Hill ot dogging the campaign barrel. '. .' Both Bourke Cockran and Senator Rayher survived their Joint debate uninjured. No one would object, however, if the weather .man would work the re call on good old Indian Summer. It seems, like the irony of a grim fate to select an electrician as fore man of a Jury to try a New York murderer. , .'' Hearst's papers chide Wilson for '(i over-modestly giving Bryan credit tor t his Nebraska ovetlon. -But is ' it f; worth Jangling' over? .- i.i:f' i Podgorltza may be a delightful v place, but It must be hard on the r war correspondents who have to date 4 their "dispatches from there. " ' Now, thai; Mr. Archbold .admits writing the letters, , Collier's will doubtless try hard to forget that it accused Hearst of forging them. ' Governor Marshall says that the colonel is seeking a divorce from the republican party on the grounds .of nonsupport. But he wants alimony, too. . 'Arnold Bennett scoffs at the Amer ican's teal for base ball. Just the sort of man one, would expect to scoff at base ballone who admits he knows nothing about it' Owing to the bad day and mlscar- ) rlage of plans, there were only 34,- 624 paid admissions to the third r game in the world's series at Boston. Beats the band the way base ball In terest Is dying out." A woman suffrage debate In Omaha calls out about fifty people. ... In the old days,' a woman suffrage debate packed the opera house from ;. pit to dome. But then, we are llv ' lng in a progressive era, ' - v A circumstantial account in the r Commoner of Woodrow Wilson's Visit to Nebraska mentions by nam as close to the throne, W. J. Bryan, W. ; H. Thompson and Dr. P I Hall, but ; not even a reference to United States Senator J. M. Hitchcock. Still the 1 sting of ingratitude. : . ;;, , The republican homines for con gress in the Third district "has an nounced his conversion to the bull moose propaganda. Suppose he had announced that he had ' become a democrat, would, he- have weakened his claim on republican support any more? Dan Stephens is certainly a lucky guy. .; ' ; "' ;,: ; ' ',''v' The bull mooso presidential elec tors propose to stay an the ticket in Nebraska mJebranded as republicans. Imagine the situation reversed, and the Taft men having snuggled their candidates for elector onto the pro gressive ticket, and hear the ball moosers yelling, "Thieves! Crooks! Highwaymen!" ; .- . '- ' V - From time to time The Bee has ad vocated a workhouse for city and county prisoners so that jail confine ment here would be something be avoided rather than welcomed ! shiftless vaga and petty offenders. We must have a workhouse before long, but it must be built with view to furnishing work, not enter tainment and recreation." .'; - i'f Just Little Oversight. - The official proclamation of the governor of the state of Nebraska is at hand designating November 5, 1912, a selection day, and enumera ting the officers and measures to be voted on. ' . The enumeration includes all the elective state officers, the expression of preference for United States sen ator, the six members of congress, the members of the legislature for senatorial and representative dis tricts, the five constitutional amend ments, but not an inkling that a presidential elector Is to be voted on. " Of, course, this Is just a little over sight on the part of our governor, who. is oblivious of the fact that a president is to be chosen along with state and legislative officers. We suggest that he put the recall on the proclamation, and patch It up. Now is Turkey's Time, ' , It ,1s questionable If - the .Balkan states would be quite so ready to 'de clare war against Turkey If Turkey were not already at war with; Italy.; It seems, therefore, as If the present were a good time for Turkey to end Its troubles with Italy and get on peaceful terms there. If it lets this opportunity slip it may not get an other soon. With internal strife added to war with Italy, i Turkey 3s under an incubus far too great to warrant much hope of success in combating its combined foes,, even though separately they may not com mand formidable strength. The fu tility thus far ; of Turkish arms against Italian, not only may have Invited this apparent concert of at tack from the Balkans, but admit tedly .it has. created serious discon-1 tent within' the Turkish empire. All things ; taken together, therefore, seem to make the present a Very pro pitious moment tor the sultan to seek an olive branch from Italy. " ' Spontaneity. In the light of the disclosure be fore the. senate investigating com mittee, look back a lew months when the colonel was forced to respond to an irresistible "popular 'uprising," and reluctantly consented to accept a third term nomination' "if ten dered." . r.i . To help along the "spontaneous" popular demand for a candidate ab solutely free of. connection with the bosses, 4Blil" Flinnspent 1144,000. . To make sure that the "spontan eity" should speak loud enough, pan Hanna chipped in 177,00(). t .To prevent the ''spontaneous" de mand" from sagging, Oeorgo W. Per kins Jarred loose $15,000 and $25,- 000 chunks as often as they went to him for more. ' , , t V ; Qh Jrssvi it . was,,i"pojtttaneou8," Ana usew4s,,"sossie8s." Befruktinir Motorists." The council's measure forbidding single seated motorcycles carrying doubts is regulation In the direction of safety. The usual rate of speed maintained by a motocycle calls for every reasonable precaution' and this one s particularly needed. But un less It ,1s mors generally observed than some other rules and ordinances regulating motors and autos It will not do very much good; A ' The city has a rule against auto lets driving past street intersections while passengers are getting on or off a street car, or where a car Is ap proaching a crowded corner, and this rule is regularly ignored. Some ac cidents have happened as a result, yet tnany autolsts and motorcyclists continue to disregard the rule and the rights of pedestrians. In all the list of .regulations affecting motors and-autos none is more Important than this on and it should be faith fully observed and enforced. Fruits of Intensive Farming. Secretary Wilson . Is undoubtedly safe in saying that systematic promo tion of Intensive agriculture has been a big factor In the enlarged farm out put of this country. 'The un precedented grain crops this year, of course, are largely the result of a, fa vorable season and yet better methods of farming have had their effect. All along the line -of soil products .the same increase in acreage yield is ap parent and that means that scientific selection of (Seed and soil replenish mnt are bearing fruit. - Intensive agriculture has not had a fair trial as yet, though, chiefly be cause of,, lack of co-operation; farm era have not embraced it as kindly as they might and will. In places ';the proffered assistance has only aroused resentment because of its obtrusive manner. All this, of course, Is but incidental and will quickly be over come. The time Is not far off when every farmer will- be a -scientific farmer In endeavoring to make the soil pay him its maximum return for his labor and investment. Then, with favorable seasons,, such as we have had this year, the output -would be vastly greater, vcven vwjttt .jthe same acreage, ah o,f course, the acreage will go Ou Increasing for some time yet. Iks Day fnOmalia kmjiu&i r rom see riL - 3 OCT. 12. - i Thirty Years An Th Presbyterian synod continues In session. The delegates from the Omaha presbytery include Revs. W. P. Mc- Candllsn, J. A. Mood, George L. Little, Joshua Reale, W. II. Clark, F. H. Brue chert, George Williams, J. p., Griswold, O. M. Lodge. J. W. Little. W. J. Harsba, Joe Warner. P. S. Hurlburt, F. 8. Blar ney, John Burkhardt, G. H. Hayes, A. Wright, F. B. Neilson and Elders H. W. FartKch, Howard Kennedy, M. Krebs. O. H. Ballou, L. B. WlllJams, H. T. Clarke and A. Voorhees. . For the new Douglas county court house the prediction is made that It will be a "daisy." Arrangements are in pros resg for the cornerstone laying on Octo ber 26. ' E. B. French, J. Bosensteln, H. G. Krause and E. D. - McLaughlin are the Omaha names in the list of Knights of Pythlaa grand lodge-of fleers.. i George Duncan, long a popular con ductor on the Union Pacific, has formed a partnership with John McNamara un-! der the firm name of McNamara ft Dun can. ' i-: t f' The Maennercbor gave Its opening ball in Poppleton'e block, preceded by a musi cal program, to which Prof. Rohrs, the celebrated vlolinlut, was the chief out side contributor. The finder of one gray mare pony will make N. Hubbard at the Omaha telephone office happier.- . , . , ' The marriage' of Charles Schlltzberger, foreman at Frank Ramge's establish ment, and Miss Tlllle Windhelm was per formed by Judge Benecke at the boms of - the bride's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Peter Windhelm, corner Eighth . and Harney. ' . Twenty Years Ag "Catholic school Children celebrated the 400th anniversary of Columbus' dlscov. ry of Amorlca, Cathollq churohes like wise observed the event . with solemn high mass at 8 a, m. Rev. P. F. Mc Carthy preached an eloquent sermon on the subject-at St. Phllomeoa's cathedral and the day was one of impressivenea. The children marched, in a great street parade, which ended at Exposition hall, where exercises were held, chief In which was an address by Thomas B. Mlnahsn. County Clerk Sackett was in Ganava attending the annual meeting of the Knights of Pythias In Nebraska, . Cyrus Meads, a young Omaha man who died In Denver, was burled at For est Lawn, services being held at the home, 923 South Twentieth street. The keystone over the handsome ad. dltlon to the Nash building on Harney street between r Sixteenth and Severn teenth was v put In place and the first story completed, . Firs did 12,000 damage to Ball Bros.' door and sssh factory at Fourteenth and Davenport streets In the afternoon, v J.. J. Byrne and Miss Elisabeth Dwyer were united In marriage by the Rev. 8. F. . Carroll at St. Cecelia's Catholic church on Fortieth and Webster streets and took an afternoon train for an ex tended western trip. Ten Years Ago The Drak-W!lHim-Miiin manufacturer ot steam-boilers and sheet- Iron articles, took Out articles of Incor. poratlon for S20,000. the incorporators be ins; Hugh W. Williams, Ernest O. Mount ana u, i. tfraaiey. .. -:. The' Christian churches of Omaha and South Omaha held a union meeting at First church Omaha, to plan for as gresslve evangelistic meetings. A direc torate consisting of twenty-one laymen and the pastors was selected and these officers elected; Rev. R. H. HIIL orest. dent; Rev. Leahder Lane, vice president; E. A. CarmlchaeU secretary and treas urer. ' : A pungent telegram was received at the Union Pacific, headquarters from Genera Manager Dickinson, In New York. denv. lng the rumor that he was seeking the place of president 'of the company; that ho had bad trouble with President Burt S. Segel. baker, J1S North Eleventh street, and A, Mathias, driver of a coal wsgon, 3227 Lalk street, were laid up at hospitals as the result of injuries aus. tained In collisions with street 1 cars Segel In a buggy was struck by a Dodga street car on North Twentieth and Ma. thtas was in a wagon attempting to cross the tracks at Twenty-fourth and Indiana, People Talked About ' Strange that since his advent Into office, our reform democratic sheriff should be in such a continuous stew of grsft and sharp' practice ..charges. Although making no gallery plays at reform his republican predecessor managed to hold down the Job for four, years without serious Incident by simply employing honest and com petent help, and attending strictly to his own business. Josephus Daniels, head of the demo cratic national committee's publicity de partment, has found - that there are twenty-one Macs connected with the na tional committee at Its headquarters in the Fifth avenue building, New York City. !: .-". V In some unexpected way the city au thorities of Minneapolis effected a re duction of $303,000 In the elty budget for IBIS, such a reversal of municipal form is so rare that St Paul, with burnished balo, suggests an inquiry into the sanity of Its twin brother. According to the record of an Indiana nurse, out of sixteen men nurses out of critical diseases, the nurse married three, tandem fashion, and In each Instance was shaken after taking.. Now the "gen tle ministering angel" seeks a divorce from No. 3. - ; , ; , . Mrs.' Isabella H. Hawaii of Boston is the only woman wholesale manufacturer of lace curtains In this country. . She la vice president of the Women's Board of Trade, an organisation that has on its membership roll, the names of the meet active business women of Boston. R. A. Long, a millionaire lumberman ot Kansas City, is to have a 1.000-acr farm In Jackson county, Missouri, on which he is .to spend 500,000. H Is to be a country home and model farm and in Its appointments will rival tho famous places In the bluesrass country of Ken tucky? . f ; ' t. ,.. ,. , , ; ;t Vincent Astor, reported as worth 175, 000,000 and who looks five years older than he did before his father went down on the Titanic Is probably the most seri ous young man as to his work m life that' ever came Into one ot America's great fortunes. "I am too busy tor love," be says. "I am too busy for society." James a Body of Tulare county. Cali fornia, who recently took a new wife, is years old and his bride is 7S. Ho has five living children three sons, aged St E3, and El, and two daughters, aged 50 and 63 years, and seventy-six grandchildren and great-grandohlldren and five great-great-grandchildren. ''Cupid can get the old as well as the young," be say a IN OTHER LANDS THAN 0UES Some Old World Happenings of General Interest. The Balkan CoBflaaratlosi. Tbe Balkan states are moving on tho Turks with energy and seal stimulated by countless wrongs crying out for blood. Bulgars, Serbs,, Montenegrins and Greeks have been so thoroughly keyed up to the fighting point that pledges of reform guaranteed by the powers were foreseen and Ignored and hostilities precipitated, doubtless with the confident belief of pro curing with the sword more enduring re sults. The haste shown In forcing tho war before the ' powers' Intervened with pledges indicates a high degree ot confi dence on the part of the attacking forces, strengthened by the belief ' that tho Tnrktoh government rent' by political strife and handicapped by tho Tripoli tan war, is not In condition to resist the on set of the Balkan armies. Confidence is a prime' essential In any contest, espe cially so if based on adequate strength as well as accurate knowledge of the ad versary's resources. Turkey evidently foresaw what was coming and prepared for it Apparently the Balkan situation hastened the acceptance of the Italian peace conditions, noted last week and the fear of invasion from the north has been the means of unifying the factions at Constantinople. The Turkey of yesterday, crippled abroad and divided at home, to day Is relieved of the Trlpolitan handi cap and aggressively united for the na tional defense. The loss of Tripoli and the threatened loss of northern provinces foreshadows a struggle against dismem bering the empire as fierce as that wfalch marked the Russian trail of 1878 with a succession of Slav cemeteries. For the J allied states the war so hurriedly entered upon .will not be a holiday excursion in Turkish territory. Poverty tn Japan. A remarkable article on the misery of the poorer classes in Japan appears in the semi-official Japan Times. "Tbe cost of living keeps going up," says the Times; "no one seems to bo able to reach out his hands to bring tho steadily ascending balloon to the ground; people helplessly watch its. course and gasp. At the same time poverty walks about at large and miseries of life increase. Above all, the beads of families of the laboring class seem to have the worst allotment of miseries and torturea Many of them are daily deserting their wives and families. The laboring men cannot support their families with the scanty wages tUey st Tho little storekeepers find it Impossible to balance &e!r ledgers with the credit ahead of tho debit and are universally discouraged by dull business. At home their wives need money and their chil dren are simply crying aloud from star vation.' The hard-pressed and miserable husbands go out In the morning to search for work and many of them never return again at night Dally the charity lodg ing houses are crowded by women and Children begging a night's lodging, to drift away the next morning, to return again at night starving. Many of them are sick, husbandless and fatherless, penniless and homeless. Some of them follow the paths of their husbands to death." Woman "nffraa-e la Germany. A notable instance of the growth of the suffrage movement In Germany is the support given the muss by tho Frank furter Zeitung, tho most influential news paper In South. Germany. "Complete equality and full development of the In dividual are the foundation principles of very democratic community," says the Zeitung, and it adds: "It Is of no stg- niflcane that this point of view has never heretofore been applied to women. There com times when such problems acquire, a different aspect and demand a now application of old principles. The ; male cltlsen,' too, was pushed pack, with' a thousand reasons for refusing him, when hs demanded quality." "In the horn of the hausfraa," comments the New York Post "where the emperor has proclaimed that women shall forever concern herself only with kinder, kucho and klrche, this strikes us as both lese majeste.and high treason." Progress In CMna. ' ' " ' ' Dr. Morrison, the noted political advlaer ot China, In an interview Just before departing from London for bis now post gave strong assurances of the stability ot the republic. Among the proofs of sta bility he pointed -to a 'record year in trade, the safety of and 'friendliness shown toward ' foreigners, the disband ment of troops, the unity of government leaders and tho general absence of dis turbances. Speaking of reforms already accomplished. Dr. Morrison said: "Tele grams have been cheapened and brought within the reach tot the masses at a uni form rate throughout the country. The cost or the carnage, ot newspapers has been greatly reduced,' a more Important thing than you may think. News dis patches now go daily to the remotest corners of the land, an ' extraordinary change for China. Tha walls of many cities are being pulled down. Those of Shanghai have gone .already, those of Canton are going. That is a change slg nlfleant of much. In each province tbe officials are now natives of that prov ince, a thing formerly prohibited. It is held that men are bound to be Inter ested In tho development of their own province. Then the old vicious ssytera of dual contro) by Manehus and Chinese has been swept away."' Aastrallan Development. Railroad development in Australia, hitherto confined to the ; northern and eastern sections, Is about to Invade and upon up the trackless wilderness of tho neglected western section. Recently the governor general turned the first sod in the construction of a transcontinental line, which will connect Port Augusta and Kalgoorlle. The road will be LOW miles long, and the estimated cost $28,000, 000. Work is proceeding, at both ends. Like that which first spanned the United States the road may mean the introduc tion of mighty developing forces, a bond of steel to hold In stronger solidarity all parts of the country and open up sec tions of it that at one time seemed des tined to become an eternal fallow. There are said to be great barren reaches, of kindred character to what was once our "Great American deeert," that are equally amenable to the influences of irri gation and these tho new steel highway will penetrate. Perhaps Australia Is Just entering upon Its inheritance. BAD' MAN OF; THE BALKANS Captor of Miss Ellen M. Stone on the Firing line. American interest In the war between tho Balkan states and Turkey draws some sest from the news that Tanne Sandansky, bandit freebooter and killer, is diligently looting such sections of the Bulgarian-Turkish border as possess con vertible goods unprotected by either army. Sandansky achieved American notoriety elevon years ago by capturing and holding for mnsom Miss Ellen M. Stone an American missionary traveling in that region. He got the money, too. The bad man of the Balkans, as San dansky Is known, is a burglar and an outlaw whoso raids and killings are car ried on for the benefit of his own pocket The Bulgarian-Macedonian oommltteb in Sofia sentenced SandanBky to death In May, 1809, and sent four trusted mem bers into the forests to kill htm. The cables preserved an ominous silence as to what happened to these tour. At any rate, in August of that year Sandansky was very much alive. He swaggered into Salonlca one night and very much after the manner, of a New Tork gang fighter started to wipe out some old core. Ho had mad a fair start who ho was shot and was carried off by bis friends. He was reported to be dying. At that time be was professing ardent friendship for the Young Turks, it is very probable that in this last outbreak he is being backed by some disgruntled members of that ousted party. : Before the capture of Miss Stone. San dansky bad acquired tha name of the bad man of the Balkans. He was said to hsv slain tome S0 persons by his own hand and to have ordered the deaths of more than 1,000, In the tall of 1901 he came upon Miss Stone, a member ot a party of eighteen missionaries and attendants, while they were traveling in tbe mountains between Bansho and Dijumao In tbe country be tween Turkey and Bulgaria. There were about forty ' brigands with Sandansky and they 'were fully armed. They de tained only Miss Stone and Mme. Tsllka, the wife of a Bulgarian minister. San dansky allowed Miss Stone to get a let ter through to Consul Dickinson at Con stantinople telling ot her plight and the brigand kept rumor busy wtth report of the cruelties he was inflicting on his captives, hoping thereby to get the ran som he demanded. Tbe brigands ' de manded a ransom of 1110,000. The birth of a child to Mme. Tsllka changed th attitude of the captors toward tha women and they treated them with some show of consideration.- On February ' S3 Mr. Lslshmao. the United 8tates minister at Constantinople, after trying in vain to effect tho release of the captives by diplomatic method. paid over to Sandansky $65,000 ransom which had been raised. Ho used .busi ness methods in his transactions with the brigand, who knew the exact sum that had been raised, and Sandansky tnd his followers got the money, gave up tbe women and rode off Into the hills with Turkish troops panting Vainly after them. .. ' A BEMABKABLS RETEEAT Tobogganing from the Io(ty Promontory of Fnritj. Minneapolis Journal (rep.). , When It was first charged by Judge Parker that corporations were bearing tbe brunt of the republican campaign in 1904, Colonel Roosevelt denied the al legations with much heat Parker's charge was made on the stump in a lit tle Connecticut town a few days before lection. It appears thai several days before Parker opened his mouth on tbe subject Colonel Roosevelt had sent or ders to return the Standard Oil contri bution, r - ' .-. When the charge was made again re cently by Senator Penrose, Colonel Roosevelt said that if corporations had made contributions, he had not known it But it now appears that ha knew thtngs tbst caused him to write. to Mr. Cortelyou to return Archbold' s money. When Mr. Archbold testified that his money had not been returned, Colonel '.Roosevelt declared that there was no direct evidence that h had ever given any money-only his word against tho word of Chairman Cortelyou, ' When J. Pierpont Morgan admitted on the stand that hs had eontribated 0,000, Colonel Roooeveit said. What of ttr No pledges had been made and no obliga tions had been Incurred. v 1 - When it was hinted that obligations might b Inferred from' such hugs con tributions. Colonel Roosvelt said that tlSWOB was no mors to Morgan than $20 to a widow who gave him that sum at the railroad station. - - , All along the tine there appears to be a weakening of th moral fiber. From denunciation to . doubt from doubt to Indifference, from Indifference, by a sud den Jerk, to defiance. It Is a remark able flattening out of a lofty promontory of purity. ' r - - ; 0W ... JSDITOSS SEE. THINGS. Philadelphia Bulletin:.'., "On dollar clothes a family" says a headline in a New York paper and the artlc below tells how stockings for pater, mater, and three Juniors ran be bought for W cents, Tho price of fig leaves must have tkn a sudden drop. ; ;.' - - Indianapolis News; The 1.1419S9 aliens who arrived in this country .during tns last fourteen months, brought wtth tbera $46,71168?. a per capita average of $38 dur lng the fiscal year, and of pfi during the two months following. It is seen that aliens srs, ut wholly undesirable. Chicago Record-Herald: ather rall- . way: official has been fined for granting res&tea Why Sliuuld it not ba wlt n establish a correspondence school for th purpose of educating railway officials wba are ignorant of the faot that it is unlaw ful to grant rebates? ; " St Louis RepubDc: J. Pierpont Morgan taiktd to wait after tho conclusion of his testimony before th senate Investigating committee to sign a voucher for his fee as a witness. Tho financier laughed with the spectators at the hearing -and said ho "guessed he didn't need it" Wo sug. gest th money bo used to place Mr. Morgan's name In the Hall of Fama It is tho first time on record he has failed to take cognisance of the almighty dot lar. , .SAID DT FUN. ' Hospital Sunreon Why. you seem to know a great deal about trained nursing. zou' nave been in a bosmtal before. haven't root Applicant No. air: but I was one of the co-eds who used ta attend aU the foot ball games of the team. Baltimore American. "We have three female aldermen In our city council." 'Oh. Save you? I noticed In this morn ing's oaoer that the council had an all- night session owing to the Inability of tn mayor to vo an argument. Chi cago Record-Herald. Radical Citizen You fellers can say what you want but take it from me. you've got to give it to Roosevelt" conservative onsen Never tear, neii get Jt Boston Transcript - Blobbs A deliberate lie is often orettv hard to swallow. SlobbsWell. - the truth isn't always pleasant to the taste, either. Philadel phia Record, "Tou Intimate that he robs Peter to pay Paul r - , . ; "Dear man. It's worse than that! He robs Peter to pay Paulina Judge. Breathlessly he rushed Into the law yer's office., "My next door neighbor is learning to play the cornet" he ex claimed. "The man' is a public nuisance. What would you advise me to do?" ' 'Learn to Play the trombone, replied the astute lawyer. "Ten dollars, please." -Philadelphia Bulletin. COLUMBUS. By Joagutn Miller. Behind him lay the gray Azores, Behind the Gates of Hercules; Before him not the ghost of shores, Before him only shoreless seas. The good mate said: "Now must we pray, For lo! the very stars are gone. ,., Brave Adm'r'l, speak; what shall I sayT "Why, say: 'Sail o.i! sail on! and on. "My men grow mutiiious day by day; m My men grow ghastly wan and wean. The stout mate thought of home, a spray u Of salt wave washed his swarthy cheek. ., .. 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