THE. BEE; OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 19X2. The Omaha daily bee rOUXDSD Bt EDWARD ROSSWATER "victor rosbwater. editor -V EE BUnjjiXO. FARNAM AND KTH. ""Entered at Oman Posto'flee as second class matter. J TERMS OF SU.8CTUPT10N. Sunday Bee. one year Saturday Bee, one year 'ri"2Jl , Daily Bee (without Sunday) one ywM DmUt and sunaay. one yr...-f. tmt.i rvs-nirn by CARRIER. , Evening Bee (with S-nday.Pr m....Se Daily Bee (inctudln Sunday) per mo..c mi Pally Bee (witnout tsunaay-, per n"; - Address ail complaints or Irregularities . in delivery to City Circulation uepu REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only 2-oent stamps received In payment of small account. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not aooepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee building. South Omaha-2318 N St Council Bluffs-H No. Main St Lincoln-.. Little building. Chicago KM1 Marquette building. Kansas City Reliance building. New York-3t West Twenty-third. St Louls-448 Pierce building. Washington 725 Fourteenth St W. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to nws and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. AUGUST CIRCULATION. 50,229 guts of Nebraska, County of Doughs, ss Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of August, 1912, was 60,29. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of September, 1911 ROBERT HUNTER, (Seal.) Notary Public. taksertbers leaving the etr temporarily shoald bare The Bee nailed t tfceat. Address will be changed as oftea as as . vacated. Senator Cumiai' Conclusion. After cogitating for more than two months, Senator Cummins an Bounces his conclusion to support Roosevelt Instead of Taft for presl dent, at the same time instating that he ,will remain in the republican party ,and that he is impelled to his party, and that he is Impelled to his the only way to save the republican party. The right of Senator Cummins, as of every other man, to cast a free and untrammeled ballot is not ques tioned, but how he can profess, a purpose to save the republican party by supporting and voting for the one candidate whose avowed object is to destroy the republican party Is diffi cult to understand. Moreover, Sen ator Cummins' qualms of conscience about the Chicago convention are decidedly belated. Ten of the dele gates from Iowa were Instructed for Cummins, and were subject to his orders at every turn. Through them he recognized the legality and valid ity of all the acts of that convention. Their Votes were recorded on the 'adoption of the platform. Senator Cummins was voted for with his con sent and by his desire in that conven tion as a candidate for president, and the ten Cummins voted were cast for Senator , Borah for vice president. He and his delegates participated in that convention to the end. It Is a little late therefore for the Iowa sen ator to question the integrity of a convention, whose nomination he sought and was eager to accept. Champ Clark's defense of CandU date Wilson reads much as if it were being done on a bet. Between earthquakes and upris ings of the people, Mexico la being pretty well stirred up. Omaha has made sure that St Joe will not win the pennant; now Den ver had better look out. ; How fortunate that the weather man can be blamed for , any dis crepancy in the registration. Iowa is now importing chickens to supply local demand, and still boasts of being a farmer state. Did you register? If not, next registration day comes Tuesday, October 1. Mark it down in your calendar. .,. Just now the railroads are worry ing less In Nebraska about politics than about how to take care of the business In sight 1 Well, we will Just put those Lin coln folks to the test as to whether their solemn .oatjj, tb boost , for Omaha," means anything. .! If Governor Aldrich is not careful another distinguished cltiien will call him for painting Abraham Lin coln as "America's greatest figure." Mr. Roosevelt admits he was also deceived about the reciprocity treaty with Canada, but he has not ret taken time to explain how it happened. Rural mall carriers, with a nice little boost in yearly pay, are be ginning to realize that after all Uncle Sam Is a pretty good fellow to work for. ' , ..V It seems peculiarly inappropriate that the professional humorists should follow the tombstone makers, even in conventions. This is revers ing the regular order. A woman suffrage orator says two weeks of spellbinding completely cured bar of physical exhaustion. But think how tired she may have made some other folks. It would doubtless please Abra ham Lincoln to know that his Get tysburg speech has the approval of no less a master of public oratory t than the peerless commoner. Detroit has a garbage problem, and Chicago is In trouble over ltd water service. This is Just men tioned to show that Omaha is not alone In its municipal worries. Socialist Editor Simons ssys T R.'s conversion to socialism Is a case or ceamoed repentance. It Is more easily explainable as another tea ture of an omnibus bid for votes. 5 It remains to be seen whether 4 woman poliaemaa will command il quicker obedience from men or from women. It's dollars te doughnuta 3 that the men take orders from her i ftiore gallantly. ..'. ; ; '. Beauties of long Distance Debate. Instead of going upon the hust ings and having it out face to face, or resorting to coffee and pistols for two, the little controversy between two distinguished citizens of Ne braska, aspiring to the highest ex ecutive office in the state, threatens to degenerate into a long distance debate with typewritten fulmlnatlons and bizarre extracts from the dic tionary for ammunition. . It goes without saying that this sort of debate is much cheaper than hiring hails and engaging brass bands because it presumes upon the newspapers to furnish free space In their columns, and even to pay the postage for distribution to their sub scribers. The long distance debate is also less wearing upon the com batants, enabling them to find mean things to say about one another with out risk of over-statement in the ex citement of a heated moment. Long distance debate, however, has one big advantage In that no one is under obligation of politeness to stay through the performance. Twenty Years Ag Mrs. William F. Manning returned from a two weeks' outing In Colorado. Sandy Griswold wired The Bee from New Orleans that when John L Sullivan's! train arrived that city went wild with enthusiasm for the "big 'un," who as sured everybody that sines he had reduced under Patsy Casey's training from 846 to 206 pounds for his fight with Jim Corbett, be was as good as ever. If not better. Miss Kate M. Wright, a popular school teacher, was at home at 4007 North Twenty-fourtta street after two months In Coforado. At the reopening of the Young Men's Christian association rooms for the 4 o'clock Sunday afternoon meetings A. P. Tukey presided and Dean Gardner, Howard 11. Baldrige and others made ad dresses. Secretary Ober made a few re marks, ' announcing the opening of the Current Topics club's sesson. Inspector James M. Wilson was out again with allegations of flagrant viola tions of the city's sidewalk ordinances. Robert Downing, the favorite tragedian and his company of twenty-one members, came in from Lincoln and scattered them- !vfs through the Millard, Paston and other hotels. They had Come to open an engagement at the Boyd in Vlrglulus. Refinement of Distinction. It is admitted that the "greatest value ' of our - quadrennial recurring presidential contests lies In the ac companying campaign of education. People otherwise obtuse cannot help but learn things of importance, in the heat Of political controversy. The colonel explained to us a little while ago, to hte own perfect satis faction, that the practical politician usually relied on to. deliver the goods is an odious "boss" inspired by mercenary motives when opposed to his third-term candidacy and pro gram, but becomes a patriotic "leader" working solely for the pub lic good when he enlists under the bull moose banner. Now we have another refinement of distinction,, which is equally elucidating and , Illuminating. When ever rich men interested in a law leas corporation , or law-defying trust contribute money to the cam paign fund of a "reactionary" party, it is for the sordid purpose of get ting special favors or valuable privileges In return, whereas putting the money into the "progressive" campaign fund makes them "ideal lets" who "give generously, and! without thought of personal re turn." ) Y-." ': ' It is well to get these, differences clear In our mind at the outset, so as to avoid possibility of misconcep tion or confusion. Governor Aldrich refers to the ut terances of his democratic competl tor as "slop." We know of Just one still more graphic description that he might come back with on the second round, but It would hardly be printable in a great family daily that goes In the, home to ba read at the .fireside. : TRifeDay lnOmalia f COMPILED t kOM a J septTV 1 HAPPENINGS IN AEMY CIRCLES Events and Plans Gleaned from Amy and Nary Re&ister Thirty Years Ago Th republican primaries were held with contests in four out of the six wards. The county convention is merely to select delegates to state, congressional and judicial conventions. At the meeting of the School board Members Anderson and Pergson enlivened the proceedings by calling one another liars. Opening day found 2,600 pupils enrolled 1 in the public schools,, being an increase Of Over SCO over last 'year. The drawing for the lot donated by Mayor Vaughn to the widow of the late Oeorge T. Armstrong, killed during the strike March last, will take place at Hammond's saloon on Saturday night Omaha's ex-city marshal Charles J. Westerdhal, is now located at Waco. Tex., where he Is manager for the Singer sewing machine. Bliss Carrie Foreman is back from a three months' visit with friends in Michigan. Burt Watson, private secretary of P. 8. Eustis of the Burlington, reaves for Boston shortly to take a position In trie office of A. E. Tousalln. Ten Tears Ag The Board of Education had under ad visement the employment of the follow ing new new teachers: Miss Bunnell or Lincoln as assistant in biology at the High school; Miss Krause, late of the gymnasium la Berlin, but then of Boston, tor High school German' Miss Parmelee, as monitor in the High school library. Mlsa Emma Morton of Nebraska City, sister of the late J. Sterling Moiton. was the guest of Dr. George L. MlUer at the Normandle. Tax Commissioner Fleming promises. by the time the law requires, to have completed an Inspection of property north of Dodge street so that be can get at its actual value. A regular up-to-date ping-pong alley was opened tn The Bee building ground floor on the Seventeenth street side by Charles 8, Young, Otto Bauman, Fred Nash, second, and Ross Towle. The opening1 exercises were of some moment to those interested In this thrilling amuse ment ' " ' ' ' ' A hall half filled with patriots at Twenty-seventh' and Leavenworth streets was the scene of a Seventh ward repub lican meeting addressed by John Paul Breen and J. U Kate '-.' Men loading cars at the Cudahy Pack ing company struck for Y!M cents an hour; they had been getting 15 cents. The senate failed to confirm the nomi nations of Brigadier General William W. Wotharspoon to be major general. Colonel Edward J. McClernand, First cavalry, to be brigadier general and Major Beecher B. Ray to be a lieutenant colonel, and recess commlskions have been issued to these officers, ' A recess commission as major general and chief of the newly created quartermaster corps has been issued also to General J.. B. Aleshlre, for merly quartermaster general. ' D?farhd Service. - T',. .', in the army appropriation act relating to detached service Is very ..,-. u en mote far-reaching than the amendment suggested by the senate or the original clause passed by the house. The new law requires actual service for at least two of the last pre ceding six years with a troop, battery, or company In that branch of the army In which an officer shall hold a commis sion for any officer below the grade of major assigned to detacheu duty. A pen alty of forfeiture of pay and allowances is Imposed upon any superior who fails to carry out the law. During the two years' service the officer must be "ac tually present for duty," and. of course, leaves of absence under such circum stances, sick or otherwise, will not count as service. A few exceptions ara made which meet some of the objections of the president to the clause in the first bill. After the first army bill was vetoed a general order was issued from the War department covering the question of de tached service. Ittw Quartermaster Corps. Major General Aleshlre, chief of the new quartermaster corps, created by the army appropriation act already has taken preliminary steps toward organi zation of the corps from the former quartermaster, subsistence 'and pay de partments. A tentative outline of the organization has been prepared. This contemplates four main divisions in the office of the chief of the corps namely. accounting division, supplies division, - t . , ... .c-demy construction and repair division and " ' 1 Thomas H. transportation division, each with an of fleer at its head. In addition there will be an administrative division, with which wtll be affiliated the chief clerk of the office of the chief of the quartermaster corps. While much depends upon the wishes of those officers. It is likely that Brigadier General George R. Smith, for merly paymaster general, will be placed at the head of the accounting division, and Brigadier General Henry G. Sharps, formerly commissary general, at the head of the supplies division. Soldiers as Stevedores. As a result of the regular Inspection at Fort St. Michael. Alaska, last year, the attention of the War department was called to the fact that soldiers ware at times employed as stevedores, working out of regular hours. This is contrary to army regulations, but it was explained to the officers making the inspection that it was difficult to find civilians at that place to do the necessary work. The particular case reported to the War de partment was one In which a large as signments of stores was received and It was Impossible to get civilian help to properly dispose of it. The sum of $300 was disbursed among the soldiers for extra labor in taking care of the stores and It was held a necessity and entirely In the interests of- the government that It be done. . The act of May 1, 1884, makes an exception only in case of certain emergency involving loss of life or de struction of public property. While the. employment of soldiers at Fort St' Mi chael might be considered a technical violation it is held that it la entirely proper to protect government property, and the action of the commanding of ficer under the circumstances has been approved. National Cemetery Inscription. The military authorities disapprove of the provisions of Joint resolution (H. J. Res. '571) directing the secretary of war to permit to be Inscribed on monuments and markers in the national cemeteries the emblems or lnslgnlas of fraternal or other secret societies of which the de ceased person was a member at the time of his death. It Is understood that the responsibility for this resolution rests with those who ext interested in a promi nent secret order and who evidently over look the fact that the general terms of the resolution would permit the Inscrip tions of all sorts of societies which couvj within the terms "fraternal" and "secret. The present regulations respecting this subiect ara liberal and wee adopted after due consideration and much experience with those who wished to have some de parture, in greater or less variation, from the nreserlbed legend. It is eminently proper that the inscriptions should be re stricted, as they are. to the name, ranis and military or naval service of the decedent In accordance with the records of the War and Navy departments; the dates of birth and death: a brief Biblical quotation or term of endearment in Eng lish not to exceed two Unes; the iname ana dates of birth and death of the wife, and, If desired, the places of birth and death of the officer, or soldier. Corps badges and Insignia of military organlzfttions uch as the Loyal Legion, Grand Army of the Republic, eta-also are permitted when membership therein is estahlisnea by proper records. It is necessary to draw the line there, and for this reason the proposed legislation engages the disap proval of the War department. Important Assignments. Besides the designation of Colonel Clar ence P. Townsley, coast artillery corps. r People Talked About No sign of race suicide is noted In Omaha's, mortality report for. the month of August, and the fact that the births were very nearly double the number of deaths is alee some thing to feel good over. With one case before the supreme court in Washington, and another before the court of appeals at Den ver, the Kansas hull moose ought to be pretty well satisfied with the time It to taking up in court. . The rebellion in Nicaragua sim mered down materially with the ar rival of the United States marines. The presence of Uncle Sam's boys al ways has a soothing Influence on such affaix ' The esteemed Outlook has gotten down to a special cut-price campaign subscription offer, which puts it in the same class with Mr. Bryan's Com moner and Mr. La Follette's Weekly, apd which also shows what a con tributing editor can do for a semi religious periodical. . ' And we are now told that Wood row Wilson's is "the one 'untainted candidacy." Untainted with what? Talk among' the Champ"' Clark men at Baltimore would Indicate that there was quite some taint about it. : Another moving picture Timi "has been made of Mr. Bryan in actloa ca .the. state, fair, grounds, at .Lin coln, but It will never equal the fa mous photo that shows him in the act 'of getting his 'commission as' a colonel. , ' ' . ' '. -'-. ' : How do you suppose a bull inooser feels, running on the - republican ticket,, but publicly pledged not to support Its candidate! Dr. Wiley threatens to recommend sev eral prominent people, for membership in the Ananias club. ; i President Baer of the Reading railroad Is rounding out his 69th year and exhales the spirit of youthful Joyousness as he observes the consuming public taking ser iously the gossip about a hard coal fam ine. William 3. Kershaw, a . Milwaukee at torney, is to become a member of the Menominee tribe of Indians. A tribal council will convene at their reservation at Keshona, Wis., during the course of which all the ceremonies of adoption will be conducted in the primitive Indian fash- ton and only the Indian language will be used. ; Shan gallantry go unrewarded? Not while hero deeds thrill susceptible hearts. Nat Goodwin la slowly convalescing under the devoted ministrations of "beautiful Margaret Moreland," his leading lady, whose wish prompted htm to do and dare. Will Nat risk a fourth matrimonial vsnture? Will a duck swlmT Documents showing that Michael Kilty, of Jersey City, a recluse, who lived in the humblest way and who died a month ago. had left an estate oi bww, navt been discovered by the appraisers named by Surrogate Egan. of Hudson county. Mrs. Harold F. McCbrmlck, one of the most active clubwomen In Chicago, has taken up the crusade against the sale of Intoxicating liquors in clubs composed of both men and women. She announces herself as ready to lend her Influence to a movement to suppress or reform all such clubs In Chicago. ; Mlsa Hiledgard Nash of Watertown. Mass., Is the first American to take the first honors tn the Brussels Conservatory of Mule. Miss Nash began to study the violin before she was S years old. her first teacher bemr Miss Fife, a daughter of Admiral Fife of the United States navy. When she was 12 years old her mother took her to Brussels, and two years later she carried off the first hon ors In the class of applicants for admis sion to the Conservatory of Music. The ewnpeiSB ts wide open and then some. Back In Indiana a Hoosler farmer smitten by the bull moose, reports his eew. doablmc the- output .of milk, bis hens laying twice a day, and his corn stalks wiggling their ears In ecst&cles ef -righttousRew- -Xlown ' la Brockton, Mass., an admirer of "Gene Debs boasts of a hen which lays four eg- a day with out any symptoms of weariiiees. Ohio and New Jersey are still shy in the mat ter of barnyard Indications, or else are withholding report to Spring them when the front pags yearns for hot stuff o& Monday morale n iimuu Mainr ftenerai .nomas n. Barry, who is transferred to command of the eastern division at Governors Island. N. Y., the following assignments are announced at the War department: Brutadler General' William Crosier, chief ! of ordnance, to be president of the army war college, vice Brigadier General Aioert I Mills: Colonel Rogers Blrnie, ordnance department, to be acting chief of ord nance; General Mine to be cmef or the militia division, vice Brigadier General Robert K. Evan, General Evans to com mand the Department of the Gulf, at At lanta, vice Brigadier General William W. Wotherspoon; and Brigadier . General Edgar Z. Steever to command the Depart ment of Texas, of which department he has been In temporary command since the death of urlgauler General Joseph W, Duncan. These changes take effect on or about September 1. Tne assignment of General Croxier Is made under the law permitting the president to assign staff officers to duties other than those pertaining to their respective staff corps or departments, and It is parallel to the assignment of General Corbin while ad jutant general, to command of the De partment of the East and later to com mand of the Philippine division. This im portant assignment Is given to General Crosier as a reward for the able manner In which-he-has-brought the ordnance department and the methods of conduct ing Its business up to the highest state of efficiency during the period of nearly eleven years that he has been chief of ordnance.' " ' , ' : -,, ' BATTLE OF POET NELSON The battle of Port Nelson, fought J15 years ago today September 4, 1697 was as heroic a niece of work a Is to be found in all the annals of war, and on that account Its story will live through out th. (fenerations, for real heroism is something that mankind will admire to the end of time. After the great Frontenac had smashed the English power at Quebec, France sent out some men-of-war to be placed under command of Iberville at Placenta, New foundland, whence he was to proceed to Hudson Bay for the purpose of clearing out the English rule In that region, in his H-rahlD. the Pelican, attended by four other ships, Iberville reached the west end of Hudson Straits about th first of August where, for nearly three weeks, -be was at the mercy of the Ice drive and so completely enveloped in fog as to ba unable to obtain a glimpse of anything beyond the deck of his own ship. When the fog lifted Iberville saw, to his consternation, that his other vessels bad disappeared and that he was in close proximity to three powerful British frig ates, the Hampshire, the Deertng and the Hudson Bay. A lane of water Was open before him and the Pelican sped away like a bird, v"- On September i as he lay off Port Nel son, on the western side of Hudson Bay, he saw three sails beating down upon him. He thought they were his own but soon learned that they were the Engllah frltfatea that he had eeen In the straits.' They made straight for him and the bat tle began. : Of Iberville's crew forty were sick, as many more were on shore, leaving him. By ReT. Thomas B. Gregory.' but one hundred and forty fighting men. The odds were three to one and for foui hours the battle raged. The decks of the Pelican were cut Into kindling wood, forty of her men were mowed down at one blast from the British musketry. It turned bitterly cold, the blood on the decks became ice and each roll Of the sea sent the wounded and dead rolling from rail to rail. But the Frenchman fought on. . - , Presently a wild scream rent the air, and the English flagship, 'the Hampshire, with two hundred and fifty men, sank "swift as lead amid the hiss of flames into the roaring sea." Upon this the Hudson Bay' surrendered, the Deertng took to her heel and ran away and Iber ville was victor In one , of the hottest contests that ever took place upon land or sea. If Iberville and John Paul Jones had ever run across each other In thr Elyslan Fields we may be sure that tht first Vhtng they did was to talk of tht Pelican's fight at Port Nelson and that of the Bon Homme Richard off Flam borough Head twin victories in couragt and glory. Immediately after his victory Ibervillo steered for land. and. despite the founder ing of his ship, succeeded in getting ashore and capturing the fort at Port Kelson, thus endjng for the time be ing, the rule of the English in the Hud son Bay region. The gallant Iberville, after his brilliant work In Louisiana and along the Mlsslss. ippi, which brought him a aeignory and many honors, died at Havana of yellow fever In 1T0H while still In the prime of his splendid manhood. POIITICAI snapshots., ; Indianapolis News: The similarity be tween the platforms, of the socialist and the Armageddonites Is not so surprising. The latter are doing their best xa be all things to all men who can vote. . - wasningxon n. - '-"" f gret that the posy couldn't shout frisW- 5 ness at least serves to mreci niwnuvu to the fact that Archbishop r unn oi Pittsburgh earries a copy of the Stand ard Oil code book, r! ' i I Pittsburgh Dispatch: Nick Longworth was standing at Armageddon. Ohio, bat- tlin for the land when the progressives marched up and put a candidate In the field against him. There a kind and thoughtful father-in-law for yout St Louie Globe-Democrat: Senator Kenyon of Iowa declines to leave the republican party, aytns. 'It mission l to fight battles tor human rights." Many have been won, but a far greater num ber will yet be carried through with the mark of G. O. T. New York Sun: The women are to vote this year for president In the states of Washington, California, Idaho. Utah. Wyoming and Colorado. The Roosevelt managers are well aware of that fact jaad the republican national campaign ers are beginning to enlist the services of women with an eye to the result In these six states. The electoral votes In these states are as follows: Cali fornia, 13; Colorado. 7; Idaho, 4; Utah, 4; Washington, 7; Wyoming. 3; total. Si gressional convention. Houston (Tex.) Post: That the coun try may know that the Commoner some time errs in Us predictions, we call at tention to the fact that Martin Dies wss yesterday declared the democratic nom inee tor congress in the Beaumont con- Baltimore American: The . republican national committee will go into the cam paign with vigor. It is now making as signments of the spellbinders, and their ringing words will soon be heard all over the north and west. They will so Into the tight with that confidence of victory which has so long been a most valuable asset, of the republican patty. St Louis Globe-Democrat : Eugene Debs has announced his nomination for president by the socialists without wait ing for a formal notification of the fact. This la the next thing to the colonel's way of going to the convention, taking charge of ail th arrangements and be ing on the spot and loading in the cheering when his nomination is made. In the colonel' case no notification by anybody .was needed, , , NEBRASKA PBESS COMMENT. McCook Tribune: By a mare avaralaht no doubt, almost 10.000 automobiles have been lost la Nebraska this year on the tax lists. With over 26.000 registered with th state, only le.07$ are accounted for on the tax lists. Help! Nebraska City Press: Omaha and Lin coln have burled the hatchet. aDcarently. The capital city has Invited th business men of the metropolis to partake of the menu to be dished out during stat fair week, while Omaha business men, in turn, are making great preparations to entertain their Lincoln brethren durins th Ak-Sar-Ben festivities. 8urly it is a splendid sight U see these brethren living together in unity. York Times; This naner win aunnort republican principles If we do not have repu oilcan candidates. It 's for renua- llcanism. for a republican administration. tor protection, expansion, tound money, honest administration, progress and was. perlty. , All this we have under the re publican party, and that Is what we are for now and hereafter. Pender Republic: Ajrain . we sav. this is a funny old world. The World-Herald of Omaha never tires of lambaatinff the republican party because, as It says, the financiers, the trust promoter and the plutocrat of the country are for It and wltn it. But the other day when Jacob. H. Schiff of New York, one of tho foremost men of Wall street, ' announced ne was tor Wilson, the World-HrM threw up its hat and danced for Joy. It' another case of the shoe beine other foot. A lonit as Schiff the republican party he was a rascal. When he turned democrat he is a . trlot and a truly great American citlxen. .earney Hub: Th most liihi nr.n living la one Nathan Merriam, ef Omaha, Neb., a Roosevelt leader and DrocTessive national committeeman. Mr. Merriam de clares that as a statesman Colonel Roose velt overshaaows any man now in th public eye, and that hi statesmanlike qualities are even greater than the statesmanlike qualities of Abe Lincoln or George Washington. Evidently Mr. Merriam Is Just an over-saaloua w worshiper or an effervescent blowhard. V MIRTHFUL FMAftftS. ' 'I don't Icnnw rtiat tA An .i . u - He s so irresponsible." . "Get him on the Weather Bureau. " Pittsburgh Pot. !'.X!ey, w'jr vry cautious." Cautious? He won't order half cantaloup in a restaurant until some body order th other half and ees it's ail right" Washington Herald. . "Well, old sport, bow do you feel? I've just- eaten a bowl of oxtail soup" and feel bully." "I've just eaten a plate bt hash and feel like everything. New Orleans Ttmes Democrat. 4 "Do you think people's character can be read In their faces?" "Sometimes. Now you can te!t that young Broiffins is fond of proposing.' "How can you tell?" "By his pop eyes." Baltimore Ameri 10, THE POOR ROOSEVELT. Chicago Inter Ocean. Lo, the poor Roosevelt, whose untutored mind ' No hint of Archbold In his gift could find! Who saw the funds arrive, in sums im mense. And didn't think to ask or "why?" or "whence?" Who never dreamed the givers of this wealth ' Were not in business solely for their health. ' Or that their parting with their ample ' store Was not inspired by love of Theodore! . A hundred thousand came? He thought: "This comes From some unknown admirer In the alums; Some humble wight who, toiling day by day, - Has saved this contribution from his pay!" Another check arrived of equal st-e? He said: . "It brings th tears into mine eye! Some seamstress plain has sent this royal gift. Or ele sonic newsboy gives the cause a lift; . Or stay! perhaps soma cobbler cobbled late To help the campaign with this largess great; Or 'twas a "cabby" full of honest seal. Who sent this coin his country's ills to heal! Let plutocratic gifts the rest allure. Give me the simple offerings of the poor!" -.; And ye, sophisticated ones, who smile At thought of simple Roosevelt's lack of guile. Wise in the devious ways of modern trade, And prone to call a cpade a simple spade. Bethink you if, with long experience wise, You could a more effective plan devise! He gets the money and escapes th blame; He earns the triumph, yet avoids the . ahame; He handles pitch, remaining undefiled; He plays the "artful," yet preserves the child. Say, could you beat it you and all your peers? The answer's plain: "Not in a thou sand years!" Your Hair is Fluffy, Beautiful And Lustroui in a Few Moments Girisf Get a 25 cent bottle of "Banr-Wii-iA" ani t Air- ' v mm4s vs. j tuio iUflu fotops falling hair; destroys dandruff. Your hair become light, wavy, fluffy, abundant and appears a soft, lustrous and beautiful as a young girl's after a "Danderln hair cleanse." Just try this moisten a cloth with . a J little Danderlne and carefully draw It through your hair, taking one small strand at a time. This will cleanse the hair of dust, dirt and xcelv . oil and In Jut a few moments you hav doubled the beauty of your hair. Beside beautifying the nalr at one, Danderlne dissolve every . particle of dandruff; cleanses, purifies and invig orates the scalp, forever stopping itch ing and falling hair, " But what will please you most will be after a few weeks' use when you will actually see new hair fine r and downy at first yes but really new hair growing all over th scalp. If you care for pretty, soft hair and lots of It surely get a 35 cent bottle of Knowlton' Danderlne from any drug gist or toilet counter, and just try It. It Is Cool and Comfortable in the ' ' Great '. North;; Woods': and Lake Country ; s. , of Minnesota . Wisconsin and Nor. Michigan ' JIn preparing for your Sutrlmer Vacation you will bs interested in the facts we can place in your' possession about the many delightful lakes, fishing and hunting resorts in Wisconsin, Minne sota and Northern Michigan, with their hundred ' of hotels, boarding houses and camps. Then, there is the Black Hills and the big ' game country in the Rockies. 1 Splendid train service and low rates in effect all summer. . The Best of Everything The North Western Line Full information and detcrtpti-e booklets free en request. Ticket Offica 1401-1403 Fomam Stmt Omaha. Nth, ft iT J KW!T - , i ; .CHICAGO... ' , VIA CHICAGO Ell I LUV AU KEE & ST. PAU L RAILWAY No. 26, "The Colorado Special," leaves Omaha 7;30 A. M., ar rives Chicago &:50 P. M., carries chair car, standard sleeper, diner, observation parlor car. . r , No. 28 leaves Omaha 5:00 P. M., arrives Chicago 7:20 A. M., carries chair car, standard and tourist sleepers and diner. No. 6, "Chicago Special." leaves Omsha 6:00 P. M., arrives Chi cago 8:00 A. M. A superbly equipped train carrying sleeping cars with "Longer, higher and wider bertha," buffet-library car and ' diner "serving meals of the well-known high standard of the "Mil- waukee" road. . , , . . No. 2, "Ths San Francisco Overland Limited." leaves Omaha 7:50 P. arrives Chicago 9:15 A. M., carries standard sleeping ear Omaha to Chicago, composite observation car and dining car. All trains electric lighted, equipped with electric fans and pro vided with every travel convenience and luxury. -r' Try the "Milwaukee," the "Roaa of Quality," oh your next trip ease. ... : - ;. TICKET OFFICES: 1612 Farnaro St. (Phone Douglas 284) I'nlon Passenger Station. . . ; ' W. E. BOCK , CUy Passenger Agent, Omaha. -UI-fl I IW