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Taking Your Best Manners and
Impulses With You on Your Vacation
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By EIXA WHEELER WILCOX.
If you are going away with your friends
or your family for a vacation. take your
very best ; manners, your very kindest
ind sweetest Impulse with you.
There Is no benefit In a change of scene
r respite from
abor If 111 temper,
lervousness, lrrl
iabllity and fault
finding rule the
mental domain.
All benefit which
comes to us tnJlt
come from within.
The woman who
stays at home in
happy, cheerful
itate of mind, de
lighted with smalt
pleasures and bent
on making every
body about her bet
ter for her compan
ionship, will gain
more benefit from
her vacation than one who goes touring
in motor ears, sailing In yachts or
rejourning !n great hotels, all the time
oomplalnlng ef her surroundings and her
associates and finding fault With P""pl
and things. - '. :
A man., may, far better- refuse to ge
away on a Journey than te,ffe and cast
a pall of gloom over his oempanlans br
Indulging bl most unamlable and dls
agreeable habits, "
A change of scene, and thought Is
be recommended to every human belnp
who can possibly arrange such an event
Not once, but twice each year should
svery busy worker In the physical o
mental domain of Jabor get away into
hew surroundings and among new people
r alone with nature.
The vehlole which rolls continually over
one track wears ruts. 80 one kind of
thought wears ruts In the mind, and the
mind wears ruts In the face, and pre
mature old age comes.
Women In lonely country places, who
have few dtverstons. and who go to sleep
with the chickens, and who breathe fresh
country air, and est wholesome food, age
sooner than the city woman of fashion,
because they have no variety of mental
food and dwell on a monotonous level of
unchanging views.
"Therefore, vacations and little Journeys
snd visits and trips are to be recom
mended as beauty treatments and old-age
preventives as well as cures for mental
and physical maladies.
; And they are helps to success In any
line of endeavor since they enlarge the
vision and Increase the mind's capacity.
But none ef the benefits result from
vacations If the mind la filled with dis
content, ill temper and carping crltlolsm,
A man was urged by his, wife to take
a week's vacation with her.
The man wanted to go into the country)
the wife urged ths seashore, and the man
yielded,
He went with his wife, but every mile
of the Journey was devoted to grumbling
and ill humer and every hour pf the
vasatlen was spent In regret that he had
not gone elsewhere, and when . his wife
fell HI he said be knew something of the
kind would happen, not realising that his
State of mind was one whloh would at,
tract and produce misfortune.
far kinder would It have been had he
remained at heme er quietly Insisted upon
going to the ooumry.
To yield a point to another Is not a
courtesy or a kindness unless It Is yielded
graciously, amiably and with every effort
to make the situation agreeable and
pleasant
. Two people may leave a palatial and
luxurious home and go into the discom
forts, of a small hotel room or a farm
house, and yet they may find delight and
benefits untold ef in 'the change If 'they
are good comrades, real 'friends or tendor
tows. .... ... .'.:' .. .
The delight and benefits are all results
of mental conditions an unselfish desire
to ploose your associates, happiness In
seeing others enjoy life, satisfaction In
letting and giving the best of life In
every situation.
These are the qualities which make
every vacation a success, every Journey
one of benefit, every change a pleasure
and the return home to work n, new de
light..
Husband and wives, parents and chil
dren Jog along In the home for months
without really seeing one another ; as
tbey are.
But In the close Intimacy which travel
and boardlpg house, or hotel life neces.
altates the prominent traits and char,
acterlstlcs stand forth prominently re.
venled.
Therefore, before you go away on your
vacation It is well to brush up your man
ners, to take a fresh hold of your will
power and to fertllU your affectionate
nature so that your family and your
friends snd the strangers you will, meet
may be benefited by your companionship.
And In doing this you will receive real
benefit yourself from your vacation and
return refreshed and happy and self-respecting
when the outing Is over,
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OLD MAN SCCICSi DARN. SUD
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scuffle: a cow moan a fall
AND A WEAK VOICE WWSPER
IF CORK FLOATS WILL AN
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HOUSE. MARY WAS COHSlQttWi
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Little Bobbie's Pa
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Husband, sed .Ma to Pa wen he calm
hoam last nlte, I "wnt you to be pre
pared to meet one (1) of the nlsest ladles
that evver I had the pleshur of Inviting
to my house. It wud do yure hart" good,
ted Ma, to Jest listen to her nice way
of speaking.- She Is one of that noabel
band -of wimmen, sed Ma, that is bound
to shake off the shackles of ln-dlvlduai
ty-ranny of man, & rise to the hltes to
wlch all wlmmen Is entitled, sed Ms
You "doant say so rouchy-muchy, sed
Pa, ,,What Is the nalm of this modern
Jone, of Arks, sod Pa. Owing to the
recent shake-up In' the police department,
fi. sdv I bate to be a gambler. -hut wud
like . ;to lay five ' to : one- that she Is a
siiffrey-jjet; . Surely,, wife, sed Pa, you
doant mean to tell me that you wud ask
Ws to help , entertain one of tbem wl
Tttpn .voters. I , am afrade, that 1 . might
git look ti her during the fish course
'hoke on a fishbone. Pa eedl '
f Choke? sed Ma.
- Yes, sed Pa choke, . willingly and
gladly. Thare Is few worse fates In this
world than choking on a fishbone or a
wlihbone, sed Pa, but I wud gladly
choose eether of those deadly ends than
to sit & chat through a dinner with, a
uffry-geL
I newer met but one suffry-get, sed
Via. This gurl is one of the finest ladles
hat I ever had the pleshur of Inviting
to my house. You have these earnest
jroung .ilad.les wrong, husband, sed Ma.
They beleeve In atandlng for a principal
all the way. X am sure you will luv this
luff ry-gef ' Yo are one of Nature's
noabejmen sed Ma. As sure as the rain
falls to the earth you will fall for the
principals that this gurl ex-pounds.
Jert then Ma's frend calm In. I dident
think Pa was going to like her until
I aw how butlful she was. Her hair
was kind of golden sunshine like, & her
cheeks '-was 'like the red, red rose. Her
lips wasent vary pale, eether. & she had
on a red dress.
My deer Miss Jones, sed Ma, I want
you to meet my husband
Pa was awful nice & gallant, h looked
at Ma'a frend & you can bet yure life
she was as pritty as a peech.
Won't you cum oaver and sit by this
open wlndowf sed Pa. If you sit on
this sofa whare the breeze euros in
from forty-ninth St. . you will notls that
the breesa Is blowing ths curtains all
oaver the room, Pa sed: It was In such
a bower as this that all them ancient
Greek gods made love to their Greek
goddesses out In the moonlight, out
among the shados, sed Pa. .
I doan't think you look much like a
Greek god sed Ma's frend.
I sed that I doant think you look like
a Greek god, sed Ma's frend. Men In
them days looked like statues, sed Ma's
frend. Now thay are all fat. Fat peepul
Shuddent vote, she toal Pa.
Well, sed. Pa, maybe you are rite. I
suppoas you are like the rest ot the
suffry-get - working - tor the grade
lonely Theodore. But let me tell you
sumthlng, Pa sed. I am for Big Bill
Taft & this Is my motto: Nobody loves
a fat man, but lots of folks are ready
to vote for one.
Tbe Geotle Cynic.
With the prevailing feminine shape
the chances of the fat woman are
mighty slim. , ,
Popularity consists of giving the min
imum of advice and the maximum of
applause. ' ' .
Even In seeking after .happiness some
people sit down and expect it to over
take them.
The fact that pride goeth before a
fall doesn't have a tendenoy to soften
the bumps any. :
Beauty is only skin deep. Kissing
In the dark demonstrates that a homely
girl tastes Just as good as a pretty
one. New York Times. ,
Alas, Poor BUI! ;
"Pa, my William Is coming to see you
this evening to ask my hand."
"Is he? Then I'll do as I generally do
foot your Bin."
Beauty Secrets of Footlight Favorites
Olive Oil ai An Aid
to the Pretty Girl
By MARJORIE BONNER,
Since you tked me what my secret
ot beauty Is, I will tell you frankly, If
I have one It Is olive oil.
I use olive oil Instead of cream and
tonics; It takes the place of food; It has
saved me doctor's bills and . many a
bsauty treatment, and I think It Is a
panacea for all the Ills that the thin
girl Is heir to.
To begin with, It was prescribed to
me by a doctor when I was afraid that
I would fade away If I got any thinner
and I have used It for every kind of
aliment, from falling hair to hangnails.
' I buy it by the can, and take It re
ligiously after each meal, ' usually on
lettuce, as I don't really like the taste
of it pure. ,
A few leaves of lettuce, fresh and
crisp, two tablespoonfuls of olive oil, and
Just a dash of lemon Juice to take away
the insipid taste, and there you have my
formula for a good complexion.
There really Isn't anything better for
this diet will clear, the skin and bring
color back into the cheeks, providing,
of course, one sticks to It, But you
have to do that to accomplish anything,
and with the olive oil treatment you
want to keep on Indefinitely.
I use olive oil on my neck to fill out
the hollows In the pepper and salt boxes,
and It has worked as well as any fat
tening cream.
I don't know why It Is, but the skin
absorbs olive oil so easily, and it seems
to be able to take up so' much more oil
than cream, and, of course, that Is the
way to nourish the skin and to build
up flesh. I
Some time ago I began to worry about
my arms which were getting very thin.
I tried the olive oil treatment on them,
with Such excellent results that a lot of
other girls followed my example, and
used the olive oil to make the arms
plump.
The treatment Is like this: Before going
to bed scrub the arms thoroughly with a
stiff brush and soap and water. Rinse
them off carefully and dry them Just a
little, enough to take the drops ot water
off while still leaving them moist Now
rub on your oil, and keep rubbing until
the skin has absorbed all that it possibly
will retain.
Wipe off whatever remains, and mas
sage the arms with as much force as you
can use, rubbing them upward, grasping
the arm with the hand and wringing it
at the same time. .
Of course you must keep this up every
night for quite a while, but it really will
do the work and no one need go about
with forearms like drumsticks. ". "
I use olive oil Instead of nail salve, and
find it works like a charm. Every day
when I am doing my nails I dip the fin
gers in olive oil to soften the cuticle, and
I leave the oil on as long as I can. In
winter time, when the skin Is very dry,
I rub the oil on at night, at the same
time that I am working" on my arms, and
I find that my finger nails have grown
much stronger with this treatment
'I believe that if your finger nails are
brittle and break off easily you could
readily cure them of that tendency by
rubbing them with olive oil, which must
nourish the nail Just a It does the rest
of the body.
If you treat your fingers in this way
and then press back the cuticle you ought
never to have hang nails at all, and your
MARJORIE ROXXER.
(One of the Zlegfeld beauties in "A Winsome Widow" Company.)
hands should always be smooth, soft and
white.
Some people object to the smell of the
olive oil, but that can be changed by
adding a little perfume In the oil form,
oil of lavender for Instance, or oil of
lemon verbena, which I like best of all.
You can get these oils at any drug store,
and an ounce will scent a gallon of olive
oil. Of course, If you prefer, mix In a
little of your favorite perfume lnstc-J.
Olive oil Is so good for the hair that 'f
you use It constantly, you won't need any
other tonic, and your hair will be as
bright and shiny as If It had been brll
llantined and polished. ' ",.
I have a very dry skin naturally, and
my scalp Is Inclined to be dry, too. Be
fore I shampoo my hair, I simply saturate
my whole scalp with perfumed oil, rub
bing It well into the hair, and then brush
ing It down to the roots of the hair.
I let it stay In twenty-four hours If
possible, and then wash It out with tinc
ture of green soap. For ordinary use, I
take Just a few drops of oil, rub them
Into the scalp, and then brush It with a
perfectly clean brush until It Is glossy.
When my hair is done up, I have a plooe
Mann's Real Love,
Representative Mann of Illinois was In
a public park. He was poking around
In a flower bed with a cane. Up rushed
one of the bsy p-onl- who want to
be recognized by publtc men;
"Ah, Mr. Mann," he said, In sugar
tones, "It Is a beautiful day, isn't It'
And I see you are a lover of nature, too,
examining the flowers so closely."
"Nature nothing," retorted the minority
leader of the house. "I dropped a quartor
and I'm looking for It '
of velvet which I rub over it, as If It
were a brueh, and this gives an excellent
lustre and sheen.
I think there is nothing so pretty as
glofsy hair, not .matter what color It Is,
and this olive oil treatment will keep the
hair shiny, If one brushes It well every
night and shampoos It once In two
weeks.
I have another use for olive oil, which
few people have ever tried. Oil will keep
the feet In splendid condition and make
the skin so nice and soft that corns and
callouses will never be allowed to form.
But, when all Is said and done, I think
that I get the best results from the oil
taken with my food. I wonder why It
is that we don't cook more with oil, and
use so much lard or butter Instead.
Italian cooking Is delicious, and they use
quantities of oil, which gives their food a
delightful taste, never found when lard
or ordinary butter Is used. And, good
ness knows, most cooking butter hi ordi
nary. It oughtn't be called butter at alll
Olive oil, taken Internally or rubbed on
the skin, Is very good for creaking Joints
and you know that young girls have
creaking Joints and worry about them a
great deal more than the aged do. Rome
times if you should hear a row of girls
bending their knees It's almost like a lot
of little firecrackers going off.
. This happens especially in winter time.
I don't know why, but it does, and olive
oil is the cure for that, too.
My beauty treatment Is not very ro
mantic, I am afraid, but I am sura that
It Is one of the best and in a small can
of pure olive oil you have the cure for
all kinds of troubles-
f
The Manicure Lady
Jf
"I got after brother Wilfred again the
other night, George," said the Manicure
Lady,
"What about?" Inquired tha Head Bar.
br.
"Oh, the same old thing-poetry," an
swered the Msnloure Ldys "The'e Is Tie
use trying to get poor brother going on
any other subject or In any ether way
than poetry, His heart and soul and
whst brains he has Is that wrapped up in
wooing them muses that he never thinks
of nothing else, unless It Is change for
carfare.
"The way me and Mayme got to him
that time was very simple. George. You
remember I was telling you a week or so
ago about how me and Mayme got him
off hi balance by tailing his about some
great poet named Vlereek that said all
peats was Insane. If you listened half
careful at the time you will remember
that I told you Wilfred was as near going
to pieces as a kid could be.
"Well, this time we got to talking to
him about this gangster, Sam Schepps,
that the dlatriot attorney had brought
back from Hot Springs. We would never
hav thought of It except for an Hem
Mayme saw In tho paper. The article
was describing Mister Schepps, the gang
man, and It said that among ether things
Mister Behepcs was very fond of poetry.
"Wilfred flared right up the minute
that we told him, and wanted to bet us
everything he had that there was never a
bad mart In the world who loved good
poetry, but as long as Wilfred didn't have
much of anything to bet we simply kept
grinning at him one of those tantalising;
Joe Gallagher grins, 'Poetry la too beau
tlful and too noble to be liked by those
horrid criminals,', says Wilfred. Then I
got right In the game with my superior
literary judgment and knowledge, George,
and I showed him bow a great poet
named Frank Villain once lived In France
and how Frankle wrote most of big best
ballades when he was In the cooler hop
ing against hope that he would be able to
reach some Influential friend that could
'spring' him away from the Island. Ana,
told him how a gent named Mister Bun
yan has wrote that beautiful novel called
Pilgrim's Absoess, or whatever the name
of it was, while be was In a prison cslL
Between me and Mayme I guess we
talked so eloquently about the advantage
of poets being In Jail that I guest poof
brother won't ear much no whether he
gets pinched or hot. All he wants Is to
put over one poem that will make the
whole world talk about him, and he
don't oare whether he writes it, either.
If I thought he could write a poem that
would live through the age I guess hs
would gladly write Jt ee the guillotine.
That's how much of a literary sport Wil
fred Is. He wouldn't stop at nothing to
bring htm success." ;,
I 'I guess he must be one ef those fel
lows," said the Head Barber, "who
wouldn't stop at nothing, and who naver
end anywhere."
Has Loaned Ten Million
The great system known as the Credit
tfonelw da France had its foundation In
ths Calsse Hypothecate, established In
Parts In 1830 with capital of 30,000,000
francs. It was the original example of
what might be called agricultural bank
ing. Its purpoee was to assist farmers and
othsr owners of rciil eatate. Owing to
lack of special legislation to protect its
methods and Interests this society existed
only twenty-six years. But by a govern
ment decree of February 28, 1862, there
was really assured tb necessary legisla
tion for the successful foundation ot the
Credit Fonder, Several societies were
fst'iblJahed In as many towns, but the
new wliem- had a hard time of It until
lKH, when the real Credit Fonder de
France was established In Paris.
There was reseryed the privilege of con
trol by the government, which provided
a subsidy of 10,000,000 francs. In return
for this assistance upon which to estab
lish Its foundation the society offered to
ra'se and lend to the people 200,000,000
francs at t per cent, but thtq great amount
was not required at that time and only
a small portion of It waa lent.
With the Institution of the society the
original share capital was divided Into 60,
000 shares at 2G0 franca each, producing
1,500,000 franca
Gradually the society became stronger
by absorbing other similar organisations,
such as the Society Hypothecate and the
Credit Agricol. The capital, whloh com
menced at 12,500,000 francs, woe Increased
August 21, 1869, to 60,000,000 francs, and
again In I860 to W.OOO.OOO francs. It Is
now 200,000,000 francs, divided Into 400,000
shares.
These shares are held by 42,298 stock
holders, about 83,000 of whom own from
one to ten shares each. There are only
thS persons owning more than 100 shares
each. The nominal value of the shares
was 600 francs each, but thity are now
quoted et 860 francs. They pay annual
dividends of 82 francs, a little less than
4 per cent on the present Value. The j
surplus over and above the sinking- fund
Is about 2X0,000.000 francs.
Prom November. 1852, to December 81,
1910, the loans to the people represent an
aggregate of almost (1,000,003,000 francs and
to the communes over 4,000,000,000 franca,
making the enormous total of more than
12,000,000,000.
The ' Credit Fonder bonds are a first
mortgage loan upon all the assets of this
InHtttutlon. They ere issued for a limited
time at a fixed Income of t per cent,
payable semi-annually, and are refunded
by drawing yearly, semi-annually or quar
terly of a certain proportion of the bonds
sufficient to retire the whole Issue, at
the fixed date of maturity. In which ease
the owners; of such bonds, which am
drawn by lot recelvw back their face
value.
. In addition to the Interest payable by
coupon and the chance of the bond being
retired at par at any time, these bonds
carry a unique advantage by offering to
the holder the privilege to partake In a
lottery In which one- cannot lose the
amount paid and win a prise- lottery
with absolutely no risk, In which draw
ings occur six times a year; and any
bond drawing a prize Is retired. ,
The total bond Issue of the Credit Fon
der for a period of twenty years up to
the end of 1910 amounted to 81,140,000,000.
A sufficient safeguard et this great
aggregation of securities may be found
first in the experience of sixty years ef
unbroken success and also In the statute
of the society, covering all possible con
tlngsndes. The amount loaned Is generally 80 per
cent of the appraised valuation of the reel
estate. The very Important determination
of a fair valuation of the mortgaged prop
erty and of Its probable revenue i. ".,
Its earning capacity to the owner, Is fixed
In each case by the engineers of the so
cWty. By long experience and undoubted
ability there is, therefore, every security
In the estimation of these values by the
engineers.-Moody's Magasine.
Vastness of Stellar Depths
j
By EDGAR LUCIEN LARKIX.
Go dig a hole In the ground and set background; but the diamond would be
a post five or six feet high. Nail a stick
across the top. Tie a fine string to a
ring three Inches In diameter and sus
pend It from the end of the stick.
Break up a diamond If you make the
error of wearing one and centering your
mind on the useless bauble rather than
upon nature and her majestic laws; se
lect a minute fragment so small that If
spherical seventy-one side by aide would
make a row one inch long, and suspend
the tiny globe by means of a fine fibre
of silk In the center of the ring.
Then walk away on a straight line
.3l miles, turn around, and look hack.
The ring would be Invisible, and It would
require the keonest yo to see the post,
If Indeed any could see It.
Get a good telescope and you might Just
see the ring against the sky on a white
Invisible.
Come up here, get the slxteen-tnch
telescope, try It and the diamond sphere
could not be seen. Go get a forty or
sixty Inch telescope, still the diamond
would not come Into view.
Then get a 3,000,000 candle power elec
tric arc searchlight and, by means of a
big lens concentrate the light on the
diamond; then a much smaller, telescope
would reveal It.
Go to ' the giant star-sun SIrius, the
dog star; take a ' very large telescope
with you, turn around and ,'ook back
this way. ' -
Then the orbit of the earth, a ring
186,000.000 miles In diameter, would ap
pear to be as three Inches In diameter
viewed from 9.31 miles. . And the sua
as the l-71st of an Inch in diameter, t
