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Ella Wheeler Wilcox on the Failure of
Women to Be the Best Mothers Possible
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By ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.
(Copyright' 1912 by A,mricari-ournal- Csatniner.)
"If the parenti of a -rough diamond
I could only realise the handicap they
pla"ce Tn their child, by starting him out
'into the world without polishing him as
much as possible. I
am sure every por
tent would do hla
utmost to odd a
(touch, here and
itheift to the per
Isonallty of his off
1 sprinf during chlld
jhood, for It Is dur
'Ing, childhood that
(the little habits are
'formed, which
taken as a whole,
'do eo much to.
Ilnfluence, his fu-
r if "
tare career and
station in life. I
'refer to habits of
1 tidiness, manner,
deportment, carriage, table etiquette, care
of the iollet, etc. There comes a time in
the, life of every child when habits of
this class have been formed, and there
Is no reason on earth why they should
not be formed In such a way that In later
J years they, will not be a source of em-
barrassrqent to him." ,
:rHEJlBERT;.A. YARKYN7. M. I.
I wish these words, by one of Ameri
ca's most gifted and distinguished phy
sicians and metaphysicians, could be
written in , letters of gold and bung
where every mother and teacher in the
land-might read them dally. . .
Women are pushing forward their
claims for higher recognition every
where and every day; and women are
succeeding in almost all the arts, pro
fessions '-and .trades formerly pursued
by wen" exclusively; yet women are al
most universally " falling to be the best
mothers;' , possible.
You; vho read .these words may take
exception tOiSUoh a statement. Yet. em
ploy your leisure "hours the next week in
looking about you' critically and dis
passionately for a really perfect, or oven
.''nea perfect; mother of boys and girls
i mat emoryo age, irom 8 to U years.
It .is during that period children show
forth the "training and teaching which
has come to them from close association
with their mothers.
To again quote from Dr. Parky n:
. "There are great possibilities In a new
. wooden barrel, provided it Is empty. It
Is" very easy to fill it with syrup or
kerosene, or any other liquid. But If a
I barrel to be filled first with kerosene it Is
very difficult to so completely get rid of
I its impressions on the barrel that the
'barrel can be used afterward for syrup,
the barrel, as it were, having formed an
auto-suggestion which is bard to over
come. "A young child's mind is very much
like a barrel, so far as its first impres
sions are concerned.- Us mind Is an
empty thing, waiting to be fillod with
any kind of impressions, and the impres
sions of childhood are by far the most
lasting.
"Childhood is the most favorable time
to develop the little habits we carry
through life, and the Importance of giving
attention to these little habits fan not be
too strongly impressed upon th minds
of parents ef young children. So many
parents believe that If they teach their
children what Is right and wrong, from
a moral and ethical point of view, clothe
them and send them to school, they have
done all .tlat Is required of them, and
that-the children will do the rest them
selves and make a success in life."
Mothers of culture and education ere
to be found all about us who have al
lowed their little sons to pass through
the formative period of .childhood without
one distinguishing trait or habit of re
fined, considerate manhood, and who con
sider the brufqueness and boorish de
portment of their offspring as natural
phases of boyhood, which will ' be event
ually outgrown. In America children are
allowed to occupy an unnatural position
In the home' and are permitted to demand
favors of their elders, where foreign chil
dren gently request; to dispute, and flatly
contradict, where others would onty.ques
tlon or remain silent and -to sit tn the
presence of their parents and grandpar
ents without waiting for permission or
observing whether anyone Is discommoded
by their conduct. i.
Mothers permit their Httle eons to in
terrupt conversation; to enter a room
noisily, without removing their hats; to
be first at the table, without showing tne
courtesy of seating the mother or slate
or giieat, and to air their Ideas and opin
ions aggressively In the presence of older
people.
The very greatest work a woman can
do on earth is to guide and train the
mind and manners of a little child Into
gentteness, kindliness, . courtesy, consid
eration, politeness, respect and reverence
for whatever is. great and good, and to
teach the embryo man or woman those
small refinements of deportment which
mean so much In life. No matter what
other work a mother may be doing :n
the world, If she Is neglecting this work,
which is the work God has given he.-,
she is miserably failing as an Individual
and a citiien, as well as a mother.
However bright a boy ' may be In his
lessons, however he may excel in the
athletic field, he is not growing Into ad
mirable and excellent manhood unless he
is receiving the delicate and gracloue
touches of education, which a mother
should consider It her great privilege to
give. But this cannot be given In a day
or a year. It must be done day by day
and year by year, unobtrusively and tact
fully, until the child has absorbed the
wholesome and refining system uncon
sciously. And we do not find one Amer
ican mother In a hundred who Is unselfish
and patient enough to bestow so much
time and thought on the profession of
scientific motherhood.-
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Heart-Hungry Wives-
jy DOROTHY DIX.
Bsauty Secrets of Footlighti Favorites
A Pretty Girl'i
Tricks of Beauty
The Manicure Lady
' 'il wae wading, -the other day about a
foreign prlncese thet came over here on
line of our best young steamers," said
the Manicure Lady. "There was an
awful interesting story about her. It
aid that She wae one of the most beauti
ful young, women in the world. then
the story went on to say that she thought
)h 'Amerieari men were kind of .joarso."
"3 guess she wae at, least half.rtfht,"
pakNthe'" Manicure lady's frleud, the
ilad ' Barber. - "There, wae ' certainly
Enough... coarse, work, on their ; part this
hrornihg. ,1 ehaved four of them this
morning and had to cut the "hair of. one
ef them,, and I didn't get a tip out of
.the . crowd. If that isn't coarse work
there eln't no auch animal. ' as the
farmer said when lie looked at the
camel." ' ' ;-
"I 'thing ' them foreign princesses is
awful interesting, George," said the
Manicure Lady. " "Brother Wilfred was
laying the other night that he wlahcd he
could get an audience with the uririaees
1 am Jut telling you about He had -a
poem aU wrote ot in defense of. the
American man. He showed it to tne old
gent flret, and father gave it a kind of
knock by telling Wilfred to wait till he
grew up to be a real man before he wrote
poems about real men. The poor boy
took it kind of hard, because, t know he
had his heart all set on going io Tne
apartments where the princess Is stop,
ping, getting an audience with her and
reading the poem.: He didn't seem to
realise that he had about as much chance
te get an interview with a princess as
Bridgey Webber would have of breaking
into the Four Hundred, The ikmai was
kind of punk at that, It went like this;
"Fair princess from a foreign clime
To you I write this little rhyme.
If I could meet you for a chat,
To American men. you'd lift your hat":
"I guess It's just as well that the prin
cess didn't meet your brother," said the
Head Barber. '
"Why 7" asked the Manicure Lady. "He
ain't much of a ' provider up home,
George, but he's got as much brains an
a' lot of barbers that I know."
"But you don't hear about a tot of bpri
bere wanting to meet any princes." staid
the Head Barber.
. "No," agreed the Manicure Lady. "I
ain't heard nothing like that lately."
The Persistent and Judicious Use
Newspaper Advertising Is the Road
Business Success.
When 3 Are 12.
Mayor Blankenburg at a dinner In
Philadelphia, praised the Quaker City
ardently. , .
"I must even praise,'' he said with a
smile, "our excluslveness we carry it so
far, you know. Birth is not enough with
us; residence ta equally Important, and
they who live above -Market street are
doomed. Here, surely, is excluslveness
with a vengeance. -
"They tell a story about a dinner In
Rlttenhouse square. At this dinner, as the
fish course began,' one woman WhlsDered
! to another:
" 'Dear me. there arethlrteen at table!'
"But the other woman smiled and
answered calmly:
" 'Compose yourself, my dear Mrs. Cad
blddleder Waddle. Mrs. North ISroad Is
not really one of us. ghe lives uptown,
you know.1 "-New Tork Tribune.
By DOKOTHV JARDOX.
I am too bashful to make any real
claim to great beauty,; and while I am
very very much flattered to be put In thm
series, I am afraid that I have no Secrets
of beauty,; and no rnaglc' formulas, cr
creams, to enhance my looks, but, like
every girl In her right mind. , I want to.
look as pretty as puasibie, and there are
lots of little ways and tricks which make
one ' appear more attractive than one
really Is.
This may be deceitful, but, anj'how. It's
feminine, and I know that every otner
trlrl will eVmpathlte with me In the desire
to "pretty - up," and perhaps spme of
them will profit by my suggestions.
When I am dressing to go out I al
ways remember that the front view of
myself which I get In the mirror Is the
best, because I have taken the most
pains with that, but that there i also a
back view, a view of yellowish neck and
straggling hair, of a collar that mlg-ht be
cleaner, or a veil that Is torn, and when
I think of all the bolte that don't connect,
my hand instinctively goes to my own
waist line.
A great many people talk against paint
and - powder, and I suppose everybody
agrees that young girls jfhould not use
make-up of any kind. Of course, whn
you are on the stage, 'you got rather
hardened to that eort of thing, though in
general actresses are thankful to clean
the paint off their face, and I don't think
they use as much paint on the street a
do the people who never saw the foot
lights except from the 12 side.
My strong objection to using powder on
the 8tre Is that one never gets it on
right. -
Going to rehearsal this morning, 1
counted the number of faces that were
badly powdered, with perfectly evident
traces of badly applied make-up. There
were forty-five in two blocks.
When a woman get! to a certain age I
suppose she may do as ahe likes, but glds
wouldn't use heavy whltcwast on their
faces If they knew how much older they
looked, and how drawn and dry the skin
appears under the coating of powder. If
one is going to use powder, however,
there should be a law making every
woman put on her powder by a very
strong light, and be sure and powder the
V I. l . k. - ,. - . -
' na Denina tne eur4
quite as religiously as the nose and chin.
- The only way you can be sure the back
of your neck is quite the same color as
the front of It is by using alcohol on It
after you have bathed in the morning.
Keeping the neck clean Is a trick which
even very clean persons sometimes forget.
Now that we are wearing one-piece
dresses we don't see eo many gaping belt
lines and safety pine. But not every
girl has caught the trick of wearing her
clothes as If they were comfortable, rnd
I think that Is a neceirsary factor ,'n the
art of looking pretty.
They tell me at the Long Branch Horse
show that the display of clothes was per
fectly . gorgeous, but that mo of the
boxes were empty because the girls
couldn't sit down. Now, I can't imagine
that ' these beatlfiilly dressed people
looked comfortable or serene, and I think
that frocks which .make one physically
uncomfortable detract immensely from
one's looks, no matter how pretty they
may be.
Lots of girls have the trick of fussing
constantly with their heir or running
their fingers over their faces, fumbllnB
their chins or generally feeling to- eee If
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I get a great many letters from woman
who claim that they are starving for a
little affection from thnlr husbund.
These women write that they are married
to good mm, who '
provide them with
all the physical
comforts of life,
nnd that they have
everything to
make them happy,
except the onu
most needful thlnu
of nil for a wo
man. This Is love: not
Hie love- of the
take-it-for-itrnriterl,
connubial kind not
the lukewarm,
nillk-nnd-water af
fection but reel
love of the
ltr,r h il r n I n
bollng-over sort; the love that expresses
ltelf In ardent glances, and wrecks the
tilcllomiry !n (Olnlng termn of endearment,
and .that clings o the hand of the be
loved 'one like j a 'drowning man to a
straw.
Needless to remark, these wives are not
permlttd to feast upon this fancy va
riety of matrimonial 'devatlrfh.'Jiunce their
hAArt.himflwr Rnit fH.uft -tjkar-a fhnv hv
that When t it 'eome to being cold' and
ihi responsive' tlieir husbanda.Ciiuid brat,
tl;e ice-cold shohe'of poetry a city block;
llinf klmslnir thair huihanils In llkn kldnlnl
the nutmeg grater, becaude It is tpe.cus-
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phor.k in thulr wives' Writ: nnd that as
for their husbands pnvlng them a compli
ment upon their looks, they would fall
dead with surprise If such a phenomenon
should occur.
Thene ladles also declare that ,lh love
;tk.r imnjhande 'and. their-horn".'!fl:.,H
tl e; enjoy doing all (he work and milking
sacrifices pecemiry to rdnnlhg 'a-' home
and rendering a nin Voinfortahle, but
they would like "for thHr husbands to
show that they lave them, If eufh Is the
eaxe. nnd to give some sign that they at-
iu'eclate thwlr wives' pood quniltlee, anq
all that th-y do for thoni. .
Thla Is one of the common complaints
of women, and It Is one of thf tragedies
of life that so many wives sit at their
husbands' feet begplng for a word of
nfiwtinn hi a don bes for a bone anil
that thr men are too Indifferent to give
it to them. Yet the bestowal or with
holding of a term of endearment and a
little praise mark the difference between
happlneKs and misery for a woman and
make marrlagu a failure or success for
her.
The women who ere envied by other wo
men are not the ones who ride In euto-
mcbllee and have boxes at the opera and
alitor with diamond. The Women who
make every woman who knowe them pea
green wllh Jeaipusy ere tne wives wnoss
husbands rema n lovers after , marriage,
and who receive frnm their husbands the
lullrute little attentions of courtship.
Few women arc fortunate enough not
to lose their sweethearts when they get
. kiKhami Thai nvnrace man !oves nla
Wife, but he would rather die then-let Tier
know H. Probably f81 "' h "
presses himself Ih sufficiently Intelligible
teims of affection when he pays her bills,
but this doesn't tatlsfy a women; 8he
wants to be continually told, with good
u ..lit ,Arnmm tial.T. and
konslderi her as beautiful end charmWg.
and as slender, when she Is fat ana rorvy.
as he thoulht her when sne naa-etnn,
and Hweet.'and twenty. ;l
Knowing this Insatiable hunger of wo
men for love, and how happy a few com
pliments make them, It U elrange that
any man oould be eo hard-hearted M not
to teke the trouble to fewi his wifft dlly
on a choice assortment of the bon bowtof
affection. He doesn't do it. however,
an1 nv'All whnil wife goee fishing for CP-
.j.llments, she makes a water haul J u
Of course men ought to mane. w
their . Wives even more ardently aOer
marriage than before, but namuchaa
IhO' don't do It women should try.; tn
view the situation with more phallsaphr
than they do.. -
They should try to. realise that beca'6
a prosaic, hard worked business man
doesn't quote poetry to hU wife of en
evening, or hold her hand, Is no sign that
he Isn't filled with surging emotion' of
affection for. her. A passionate devotion
may expisa Itself Just as well In beef,
tsteeks esJt.dofl in violets, end the man
who tolls early end late to aecp . "
comfortable and sheltered from the hard
ships of life Is giving a working modef of
true love that makes the rantlngs of a
Romeo look like 30 cents, v -
Women who are married to theiiedumb,
devoted, domestic slaves of men- may. well
recall, that talk Is cheap, nnd that rt le
aotuns that really prove things, and! a
long as their husbands continue to spend
their days tulllim for their famlMce thfce
wives peed not worry about the state of
their husband'; affection., . , , . '
Another thing that these beart-hurtgry
wives should remember Is that, men And
women look at the.subject oMpye-making
from different points of view. A woman
la In her element In It. A man feels Ilka
a fuoi whn he is doing It. It is for (hat
reason that men hate long engagements.
They ore in a liurry to get married And
bo able to fcut out the muehy talli. 'They
never realise that a woman marries. In
the fond belief that the mem le going to
monologue along in the same strain, and
keep asking her "ooee ducky la oo?" t
the day of her death, ' .
' Doubtless all of this Is cold comfort to
the woman who pines for some audible
expression of their husbands' "arcoctton.
The best advice"1 that one can give them
Is to use a little common sense, tn tne
matter, tn believe that as 'long as a
man works for a woman he la giving
the best possible proof of his devotion to
hop. anil that a husband who loves !hle
wife feels no more need to go about jlro
c'alm'na the fact that an honest man
dot-s to cry out In the streets -his virtue.
MJ8S DOROTHY JARDON.
(Prima donna of "The Winsome Widow" company at Zlegfeld's Moulin Rouge,)
the collar or dress Is all right. These
things get to be a terrible habit, and t! ev
are not becoming to the average girl, and
seriously detract frtim her looks.
Is seldom the case. And girls on the
stage, like all girls In business, eat all
kinds of queer 'foods, and" mak.v tnelr
lunch of pickles and pie and otlu-r beauty
I know one girl who rub hor tinner up ; destrqylng combinations.
and down her noae whenever she is per
plexed or thinking seriously about som,)
thing. She doesn't know how queer it
looks, but I have Keen her do It on all
kinds of occasions, and often It is quite
a ludicrous performance; besides that,
she draws attention to her nose, which
is already long enough.
When I was a little girl I went to
school with a girl who winked. She d.d
it as a trick, and occasionally m1e us
I can't speak will) authority about diet,
but I am sure that the very simplest
food is bound to be the best, especially
when one Is working and cannot take
care of a headache, or the mora serious
trouble that come from eating Indigesti
ble meals.
. His Opi'flrtnnll)'.
"Harry, I've been reading up on parlia-
imcntary usnKf. rve got to preside at a
v . , , , imeetlim nr our Kirm ';iuu. nirt iiirre
envious by looking cross-eyed. We all .hi.., r ,ln t nulla understand: what
tried to do as she did, and I became ad- Is the 'previous question'?"
dieted to winking to such an extent that "It s th nuestion I've been tryl.ig to
severe punishment was inf.icted on me rev,r,,wou;te;lU're.LeJrn.
to maxe me stop, y ortunately, ! never I ask il now, won't you?
did accomp Ish the feat of looklu? cross
eyed. Like all girls on the stage, I have found
that two th ngs which ruin one's looks
the most are lack of sleep and poor or
badly selected food. In our profession it
la difficult to get either, unless you are
fortunate enough to play In' your own
home town and to have a few morning
rehearsals, and. to have contracted the
habit of going to sleep -just as ai.m i.s
you get to bed, but, unfortunately, this
I-1 suppose so, Harry, if If yon are
sure it's parliamentary." Chicago Tribune.
Little Bobbie's Pa
aJ
Much I.Ike Other Men. -
"Is 't true that you are engaged to a
duke?"
"Yrs; it Is true."
"How does a duke make love?"
"Don't be silly," said the heiress nerv
ously. "Does he ver hold your haml?"
"Why, c rtainly. Did you mppose he
sat In the parlor holding a bundle of my
4 per cent bonds." Pittsburgh Post.
By WILLI
The first time In my life Blnce I have
been born I dldem know yesterday
where Pa had been the nite heefoar,
I found uut at last beekaus I asked him
to tell me, but he dldent Ilko to tell mn
beekaue he had toal a starv. lu ?t.l
He toal Ma that ha bad went to a out
ing of the Traffic Policemen, Think of
them noabel heroes, d Pa '10 .Ma.
Surely you doant beegrcdsem a day
In there society. I am surprised, sfd
Pa. Think of yeu kicking beekaus I
wanted to be the guest of three fine os
slfer like Pan Shine Bill Bannon &
Hergant Pat Crane, srd Pa. It 1 men like
them that keeps you from glttlng .run
oaver' wen you are crossing the teem
ing streets of Manhattan, eed Pa.
Thay doant have to keep .ME from
glttlng run oaver sed Ma, but I can
eeslly appreciate yure ' feeling of
frendship for them. It wuddent. talk any.
grate stretch of the imaginaahun, to
conceeve of you beelng guided acrons
the teeming streets to. keen from 'glttlng
run down. No Indeed, aed." ftj. . ... ,
Well, anyway, -se 'Pa, these fine boys
are all f rends, of :;mlne, & In view of
the fact that thay -wanted me to ga
out to thare outing I cuddent see my
way eleer to reef use them. Besides,
thay had a basebal gatm'A thay needed
a good pitcher, so I gave them the bene
fit of my vast ex-perience. Pa sed, I
pitched' the whole nine Innings tor Ser
gant Crane's team, & won for-, them;
hands down. - . .
You doant " tell me, sed Ma. Please
deerest, it. you reely went to a. outing
with the traffic policemen, why Is it
that I was toal by a certain tavern
AM F. KIRK. ?
keeper that you had been in hla place
about 2 o'clock in the afternoon,.' -that
you had went to the ffla from thefej
What Is that? sed Pa.
1 doant care to repeat It, e:l Ma.
Thep i doant care to discuss it, sed Pa,
I cud see all the time that P i -wae
utnllinp. : t
Bo after lie had hud his dinner & font
out on the porch to imoak a Vignrhat
had been gave to him, I followed Pafout
& sed. Ufa here, father, I want you t'Stt'U
me the truth ubout w'hare you have ben.
What is this? sed Pa, a third degrea?
. Xu, I sed, I am not going to be cru'.u ti
you, but I do want you to tll.me t'-e
truth, the whole truth and nolhlngbut
the truth, I ,
You doant want much, do you? ee4
Pa. If everybody toald the truth, the
whole truth & nothing but the truth,
.Mister Qaynor wud have all the tiny in
the wurld to loaf around St. James Pa,
sed. - '.t
Rut at lat- d toald me the truth, j He
had met a old frend of hla .from Mil
waukee, he ed, it thay had went ta ihe
polo grounds A after that thay h.i wwnt :
to see Johnnie McGraw, ' i
I ain't going to tell . Ma beekaus P
slipped me a quarter. & a soon as I 'had
bit' it I promised not to tell,;
' Pointed Paraitrapbs,
The kicker ia usually headstrong also.
Love leveis all thlngs-when It is on the
level. . -. " ... , i -
What Sherman said about war jalao
applies to oolit es. ,
If a woman doesn't want to be married
it's a sign she Is.
It's not consistent ; to apeak "ill ; it ft
man U you know him well. vv "
