The "Omaha Daily Bee FOUKtlEP BT EDWARD ROSEWATKR ". Victor rosewater. kPtTOR. . BEE BUItPINQ. PARNAM AND )7Trf. Postofflca a second- Ala tt matter TERMS OK BUBSCRirrwp, Sunday Bee, one year Saturday Bm. one year... ""tvJX Dally Bee (without Sunday) one yr-H'2 Dally Bee and Sunday. on year. .... Evening tie twtth Sunday). P Bally Bee (including Sunday). Pf"0 Pally Bee (without Sunday). P Addres. all complaint ur '"Jurtt! to delivery to CltyClrculatlon Dept. REMITTANCES. Remit by dratt expreae or postal oroer. tccepeo- Omeha-The Bee .building. ., South Omaha OlS N Bt. ; . ; . j Council Bluffs-? fcoU W. . ,, ; Lincoln-! Little bulWlng. ' b Chlcago-lOtt- Marquette SSL" KanaasClty-Reltanea buHdlnSV New York-M West Twenty-third. WaThlngton-Ta Frteenth St. N w' " "' CORRESPONDENCE- '" mTl. JULY CIRCULATION, j , . 51,109 . ,.. duly wiihU?B efJuly, tt circulation ft wtVltliAlii. , was aim- V wgJ,a& Manef". Subscribed in my "Vn.t' Hwlktn leaving? J2 nested- - - -- ETry now and then the Few York pollM itop to tell us they are "t on the trail." '. ." ; Now is a food time tor Old "Mani fest Destiny" to "corns Pcfc." ...; A public service monopoly Is mors easily justified when the service js good. ' ' '' '' :: : '" 4; jack Johnson says he will becotag an gvlator. Ckod idee- Jack has trained himself to land on US other fellow. When the Colorado clergyman who proclaims it a sin to kill a fir be comes bald-headed he mgjr change his tuns. ' ' )' "' - 1 ' It, took an artist thr hours to make a sketch of Governor Wilson. Must he hard to make him look like. a winner ,. ' , . : What happened to Chsrap Cltf evidently helps the "Joe" Fplkert to bear up under ttelr hvr disaj polntment. - ; The election of an Omaha man to head the American ) ewslers sio elation sets another gem in the. Oats City's corohet "i Our Amiable democratic contsm oorary inslsU that it is not a new party, but merely a boltf All right have it your way. ' A Maryland court denies the right of a drunken man to ride on A street car. The trouble Is that the conduc tor excepts to the ruling of the court. Hera's booing Chicago gets Its threatened street car strike arbi trated. Omaha knows from sad e nerience what a street car strike means ' " v - ' "The old parties are husks, shouts Colonel Roosevelt. Yes, hut one of them would not Aav been had it only nominated him lnutead of Tart.'. ' ' " . ; ' s ,'- Woodrow WHson haa his troubles, too. Here in Nebraska his followers love one another so much that they are quarreling as to which, of them are his true friends. - A , Our reform democratic, sheriff says he -personally has no objection to A prise fight. If he stops a fight then, it will be not because be wants to, but because he has to, , Carrying a regular salaried attor ney on tho pay roll at $5,000 a year the Water board evidently believes tt must furnish some litigation te let him make a show at earning the money. - . ; ; Colonel Yelser wanU it distinctly understood that nevertheless and not withstanding tho preference accorded Governor Johnson; tor second place on tho ticket, there are nd sore knots on him. U ' If it turns out that Senator Cur tis has a popular majority over Gov ernor Stubbs while falling behind in the number of legislative districts carried, the devotion 6f the moosers to the principle of tet-the-people-ruli will be put to a severe test In . defense ! of a ditlnguihed egoist of today, a leading hull moose organ quotes the elder Pitt's famous exclamation: 'l VI Am suro that 1 can save this country, and that no ont elao ean!" England needed saving the United States is saved already. This explosion in the nations palace in Haiti is a reminder that the munitions of war belonging to our Nebraska army and ' navy are supposed to be stored in the base ment of the state bouse, and tbe ac cident lnsurssce carried by the in mates is altogether inadequate.' :. The new org aaliatlon of Omaha reta(lers teams to be skittish about entangling alliances with the Com mercial club. The Commercial club is supposed to represent all of the city's business Interests retail, wholesale, manufacturing and dis tributing and there .is no good rea son 'why the retailers should not be made to feel as much at home there as the others. There Is already a local manufacturers', association, whose mission Is to deal .with the peculiar problems of its membership, but wherever there are Joint inter ests, -its policy Is to work with the Commercial club or any other agency that is willing and able to help. To make the future Omaha, what' it should be ; requires not only a long pull, and a strong pull, but a poll altogether. . ." . InTetigatng- Meat Prices. Cattle having sold for f 10.25 a hundred pounds on foot, the top price since the civil war, the govern most authorities think an examina tion into the causes of the persistent rise in prices at the packing centers and to the consumer Is called for. They may discover some element of trade combination, but ' they will more probably find that the natural operation of the lav of supply and demand has most to do with condi tions. : ' '''':".'.' - In 8outh Omaha, tor Instance, three days during the week showed a sbortags of 1 1.000 head of cattls compared with the corresponding three days last year. In Kansas City tor the month of July cattle re ceipts were ?,000 head less than for July, 1911. The explanation first is that last year, which was ex ceptionally dry, making pastures short t and feed , high, naturally brought In larger shipments, while this year pastures have, had ail the moisture pieded to keep them fresh and the farmers have been holding cattl Just as Jong as they dared. Those comparative conditions, of eoiirse, . rtflect themselves In the price lsvs!s,'v ;V '.v'V '- Again there is a great deal to the assertion" that the consent dsmand for the young and cholcs euti of beef fcas impoverished ths Supply of fin ished cattle, whieh taken in connec tion with the squint up Of the lrgs ranges and other natufal . processes going on for years, has had much to do with tho high figures, r ;', Yet,: it thert Is any wa the sujh ply of cattle can. be qufchly Increased f nd, the prlcea of meat lowered, the nvestlgators are urgently Invited to tell how. i A Trifling Contrtiietion. Theodore Roosevelt as author and Theodore j Roosovelt as .tbkd-term candidate, are. two wsunct pmtm ages. In his biography of Thomas Benton be said; The eleotert ar net Independent they have no luperlof tnttUlSne; they are not left to their ewn Judgment n the choice of a prealient they are not above ths control of the people; on. ths con trary, every elector Is pledged, before hs is ehoien, to give his vote according te ths wll) of those who chote hlih. ' Of course, . when ' Mr. Roosevelt wrote thai, he no means of knowlnf that t would be the exact kntithMls of what ho would later proclaim as the vjui principle of a third-tsrm' third' party movement. le then did not know that ha would one day renounce tbpss views in order to justify the betrayal of trust by an elector going over to, a new party after being chosen as tho rep resentative pt another party. Urbta and AqjaI Scbaoli. The commissioner ot education ta his last report fails to boar out the disparaging criticism about the rural public schools of this country. - Ac cording to his figures they have been keeping up with tho pace ot the past very well. While the. report points out the impossibility ot making eiesnut comparison between city and country schools, enough Informs tlon about both is available to prove that the rural schools are dot tailing seriously in the rear. - As to numbers. 19 8t0 the city schools had IS.S4 per cent of the school enrollment ot tho whole coun try. and In 110, 81.69 percent. In 890 the cities had 70.81 pr cent of dally attendance based upon the on rollment, and this had Increased to T9.47 per cent la 1110. In. 180 tho country schools had 81.11 per' cent In average attendance and 88.43 In 1910. When the disproportionately large growth of city population for these twenty years Is considered, It will be found thst the country sohools have made much the better advance. , . ;' c '" r'V-i - In appropriations1 tor maintenance the country , schools again corns in with 4 splendid showing. The country schools paid f 18. 89 per pupil for their conduct In 1890; IJs.13 la 1910, as compared with 888 87 and 848,74, respectively, In the cities , Certainly nothing In .these figures warrants bemoaning the rural com taon schools and doubtless equally as favorable a - showing conld made in thf matter of schoor oquip. went.': ,;. ' '-Governor. Marshall when first presented ia the national arena, was not a descendant of Chief Justice John Marshall, hut bis biographar new comes out with the statement that he Iby U is well to have this vital point1 settled! before November. ihhDsWinOiTisl fCOMPIU I , S i ' ' ' rcsMPiuuo from see raw AUGUST 10." Thirty Yean Agw '. The Board of Education elected Henry M. Jamea to be euperlntendent of achoola at a aalary of f&OOQ, Mr. Jaraee oomea from Cleveland, where he haa been aa- loclated with Andrew J. Rieckoff, by whom be waa highly recommended. The acheol alio elected, to fill vacancies 0(1 the teaching ' ataff, J. Stull, Clara Schleilnf r, Fannie Wood, Caasle Schal ler, . Mary Buchanan, Laura, Atkinson, Annie Qulgley." '' - ' ' Thf lateat , war la between two coal companlea cutting coal prlcea on each other In Omaha and Council Bluffa. The city ta levy for W2 it T7.58l-68. Grading began on the lot back ot Strang's block for the new engine houae. AUrat elaai private gymnaatum haa been started, occupying a room In the j city hall, the lnetigatore are Chat Mor- j gan, prealdent; H. M. Wells, manager, and Frank Wasaennan. treaaurer. Frank Luddlngton, one or the beat real- denu of the Sixth ward and railroad con tractor left with bla family for Uttle Wood, I4aho, where they will make their new home. - , . . Mlta Maud Kendall and Miss Nettle Hurlburt hawe returned from Lincoln, j where they have been visiting friends. Miss Ella Kennedy, one of Omaha's pop- ular young women, haa gone to Denver to see tbe exposition and will be absent a : month. . Governor Hall, newly appointed gov ernor of Wyoming territory, passed; through Omaha on his way to Cheyenne. ' Twenty Years Ago The democratic state committee met at tbe Merchants hotel and went over the plans for the state convention at Lincoln August te. Among thoe present at the meeting were Charles Ogden, LOuli Helm- rod, Carroll S. Montgomery, O. EX Prltch tt,' Euclid Martin, James J. Rhea of Holdregc, R. W. Johnson of Lincoln, E. Walker of Bt Edward. J. S. LeHew of MoCook. feenator Mattes of Nebraska City, C. H. Sherman of Plaitamouth, C. N. Harwobd of Lincoln, peputy Oil In spector Kittle of Seward, George Hlnea. prealdent of ths Jacksoniana, and soma smaller fry. ' . t County Judge Eller Issued marriage H- ceitrea to William F. McKensle and Chris tina Cameron and George E. Brown and Emma Wagh all of Omaha. Fred Wlrth, . Rroprletor pt the City hotel, donated the second prise, -a gold watco, that was contested for at the rife rahge at BeHevue. ii wes.wop by Ser geant P- B. Spencer ot Company E, 8ev enteenth Infantry. ' , Mrs. Joaepb Barta, 1US William street. Who was burned the day before as the result 'of a kerosene ' explosion In her kitchen, died of the injuries. ; Henry Liveeey took out a building per mit to erect a four-story brick apartment house at Thirteenth street and Capitol avenue at gao.ooo. , Ten Years Ago Superintendent et Motive Power Mi- Keen ot the Unjon Pacific reported that the road's motive power waa in better condition than it had been tor six months, despite the depressing effects ot the Strike shopman. " . E. i A. Cudahy of the Cudahy Packing company denied that his concern baa entered Into any meat paoklng combine and disclaimed all knowledge of such an affair or any Intention of forming one. He was ignorant, he aald, of any plan to combine the -packing plants of the country. . .', . '' .; . ' Councilman Zlmman aald some action must be taken In tbe matter of building market house, either on the Capitol avenue site or alsewhare. as the garden era and hucksters were In constant tur moll down in the old wholesale district. . The fuslonlsta of the state opened head quarters In the Dellone hotel, where they engaged eU rooms. B. R. B. Weber of Valparaiso, populist crh airman, and Charles Rcott ot Kearney, vice chairman Of the democrats, arrived and took poa session. Dr. P. L, Hall, state democratic chairman, tt waa said, would spend most of his time In his bank at Lincoln. J. F. Hall, . a brakeman on the Rock Island. ' was injured In the yardi at t.'nioa station and hastened under Dr. ft mlth's care to St Joseph's hospital, but died before any relief could be given. People Talked About It has been fairly demonstrated In Chi cago that an aching corn on tbe big toe ef the right foot of a policeman beats the left hind foot of a rabbit as a crook catcher. Love has no respect for the Osier the ory, waiter L. Hathaway, or Brockton. Mass., a frisky kid ot 71 years. Is about to hitch up and gallop team fashion with a bride of 9. In gratitude to friends with Whom he hsd lived tor years, John Frederick Crane, wealthy Jeweler ot Newark, left ths bulk or his tHO.oOO estate to Mr. and Mrs. Auguat Sohlegel, ot Brooklyn. A breakfast given to a tramp at Petersburg. I ml., several years ago, on the death of the itttnft brought S re ward ot Hfl,K to Maggie Drain, donor of the meal. Moral: feed the tramps. The pickpocket who "touched" Cole m - - - k.-Jl, ... AA ttli.A- I lounger, termer wuuiu ?. - nma- rated th. advantage of keeping fit x. ... In hit rrofMc n. but he I a ka been. Mary Ellen Lease, "Cyclone" Pvla, ''Socklesa" Jerry Slmprtn, and "Coin" Harvey were accused ot being radicals and vfnnaric In their Or. but time reveals them as mollycoddle standpatter. Pour hundred girl eir.pio.ved in a shop In Brooklyn lodged A protest against the prolans language of male bosws. Brook lyn ta known as the "City of ehurchea" and male boMS cannot be permitted to i smirch it reputation for vocal purity, j . To prove that Intuition will not only I guide a woman In affair of . the heart, t but will guide her footsteps over path unknown to her. Mrs. Clara Mitchell of Chicago Dal completed a wilk from New York to Chicago traveling 1.013 miles in 17 days. - - The appearance ft the democratic can dldate for president at a lunch counter In New York, where he dlcpoeed ot a' ham sandwich, i calculated to make rivals for the favor of the plain people sit up and take notice. The prror thinks action more Impressive than words, Katherine May Prick I the nam of a year-old girt who way y.fi day be the rival of Helen Keller. She Is blind, deaf and apparently dumb, but ta now work ing at the Pennsylvania Institute, having learned to I peak and to us a typewriter with IN OTHER LANDS THAN 0TJES Political nnd General Events in tho Old World. , Tory Deeyrrmtion. . in tneir desperate efforts to overturn the liberal ministry, British tory leaders have been driven into the absurd position of encouraging rebellion in Ulster, while urging the use of the amy in suppress ing Orange riots In Belfast Both riots Snd' threats of rebellion are tbe evil frulta of unecrupulous tory efforts to ac complish the defeat of home rule. There has not been in recent times, either In Industrial struggles or political strife. scenes of malignant infamy comparable with the Orange outrages on Catholics and liberal Protestants on July 13 last. In one case cited in tbe House of Com mons a group of Orangemen actually held home rule workman who had been diveated of his clothing above a blazing furnace until a group of more sensible Workmen armed with -sledgehammers rescued him. One group of home rulers who were at work on a vessel were found by a mob that waa clamoring for their lives and the home rulers bad to Jump Into the water and awlm away to save themselves. Another man waa plunged Into a barrel of tar and was saved from an unspeakable fate only after a des perate fight Two thousand workmen have been driven out of Belfast and forced to seek employment in the already crowded mart of England aolely because they support and advocate the right of self- government for their native land. The desperate tactics of the torles and their Orange allies are prompted not alone by desire to defeat home rule, but also by a fear that If Lloyd-George gets time to carry out his , land reform measure In England, Scotland and Wales the country will give the liberals an Indef inite lease of power. we Trnnblea MeMacinar Turkey. While troubles multiply around the Ot toman empire, political divisions and discord prevail In the Turkish household. Confronted by , war in Tripoli, the menace of the Italian fleet and the rum bles of discontent among warring races St home, the hands of the government are' paralysed by parliamentary cliques, military dictation anad administrative In trigues. The young Turk's party, of prog ress, which overthrew the Hamld dy nasty four , years ago, appears to be helpless as a unifying force, having lost tha confidence of the army leaders, who made possible the success of the revolu tion. Ministerial changes are frequent, the latest occurring this " week amid scenes of. tumult and indignation verging on revolution. Conditions In the provinces and , surrounding states increasingly menace tbe integrity of the empire. "Tur key," Writes the Constantinople corre spondent of the New York Sun, "Is again facing Sa Albanian revolt, the third and greatest since the constitution. It is also facing one of the moat critical moments of Its history. And the whole near east seems to be on. the .verge- of something. One's mind becomes confused in trying to fathom whether-It is the great con flagration which wit! begin In Turkey, wth or without massacre that will bridge the centuries back to the days of Nero, or ehall we have, In the Inevitable dismemberment of the Ottoman empire, a eaae of bloodless surgery unique in. the world's his tory T Neither alternative le a particularly pleasant thmg tor the peaceable element in Turkey to con template. Nevertheless, let a Turkish sol dier cross the Greek frontier, let Turkey ear but one hasty word to Bulgaria, let a. eup of Turkish coffee be' upset and history may be unrolled with a reckless ness that the century alnce Napoleon Bonaparte has not known. Japan's' New Emperor. Tha scrupulous privacy - long . main tained about tbe palace of Japan ac- 1 ' V i IteBecslMcrBox It A Via-oro Protest. - OMAHA. Neb.. Aug. I.-To the Editor of The Bee: In a communication recently published, Jerry Howard says we should teach in our' schools to our children, a an ideal of American patriotic eentl? ment a speech made by Ollbert M. Hitchcock In the senate in opposition to a celebraUon of one hundred years of peace between England and tbe United States. A speech that was made In political gratitude to Irishmen for their votes, and that represent absolutely nothing beyond Douglas county democr racy. A democracy 1 that sustains no moral or political relation to th Ideals and teachings ot national democracy or American patriotism. As an American, with the blood of many of the founder of this republic in his veins, I protest against teaching the American youth that Irish hatred towards England is American - patriotism. Let Ollbert M. Hitchcock and designing pollttclana play the gams of poUtlcs a they think Will Win. but I protest against making their game a part of the history ot th American nation. Let Irishmen hold whatever sentiment towards Ens land they please, however, they ahould not seek comfort in the hope that that sentiment will ever be a part of en lighten American patriotism. Hatred, the basest of human paseiona, is not an ele ment of true patriotism. Mr. Howard denounces aa Anglo-maniacs those who have a kindly and noble entiment towards EnSland, 1 ask Mr. , . ?r??l t "Analo-manlacy" to that which he ot- Anglo-manlacy iters In opposition. This sort ot Anglo- manlacy reared and hold together the vast British empire. This sort of Anglo manlacy la th very baaic principle of the Institutions and liberties Of this republic. The world's greatest achievements . In civilisation and governments. Mr. How- ard. Is peculiarly Inconsistent He oppose the ideals which make possible tne ' liberties he enjoys, and deploree the eon- dltlon made possible by those ideal he j vou!d give us In opposition. A NATION A u DJSNUtAAt. Ait Oath tar' Mooter. OMAHA. Aug. .-To the Editor Of The Be: Here is a suggestion for an oath tor the new party:. Beilevin? I am no longer capable ot thinking or acting for mye!t a an in dividual, and willing to surrender my political bl!t right to an Uncrowned king. I hereby, without restriction, restraint or reservation, tubscribe to the following: nrst-I shall follow the footprint of Hootevelt. no matter where they may lead to, even Into the pathway of an un known land, the Jungle of Africa or. a deepotia kingdom a yet undiscovered. ; Becond-Hls will, hi whims, hi wuihe ehall be mine. " ' ThlrdVAt no time and under no circum stances shall I permit myself to express eounts for the lack of public knowledge Of the characteristics of the new emperor on which to base a preaieuon oi no future of hi reign. Skeletonized in the Japanese "Who's Who," Emperor Toe hlhlto is lust over S3, was married May , 19. to Princess 8adoke, is the father of three sons aged, respectively, 11, 10 and T. But what may be his like, die likes, taste and ruling passion are left for time to reveal. There Is little likeli hood of a chapge from the policies which made Japan a world power under the memorable reign f Mitshuhlto. The young emperor signalised hie enthrone ment by granting freedom to 13 Chris tian converts in prison in Korea charged with complicity' In the assassination of Count Teranchl. The convert were pro teges Of the Presbyterian missions board. These and other prisoner have been freed as an act of Imperial grace. In ex ercising clemency at the beginning of his reign Emperor Toshlhlto reflects a high degree ot wisdom and good will. Persia After Shnster. The St. Petersburg correspondent of tne London Telegraph, discussing Russian In fluences in Persia, draws a picture of de morallaation and hopelessness into which the country haa drifted since W. Morgan 8huster and his native backers , were forced to submit to the demands of th osar's government In finance, he says, native resources are exhausted and a for eign loan ia necessary. "The business ot the country Is moving In a vicious Circle. The capitalists argue that order must be restored before money can be lent, whereas politician retort that money is a requisite before order can be re-es-tabllsbed. And between these two stools Persia Is famng to ruin." The political condition is a bad aa th fiscal. "There I no law, no order, no authority what ever. Peaceful pursuits are penauaea oy civil war and unpunished crimes. The con dition of the population la wore than under the arbitrary misrule of the Shah Naereddln," To reacue the land from utter anarchy It will be necesaary to create a strong military force, which wlU entail heavy expense, to meet which there are no funds. The conclusion of this observer la. therefore, that Great Britain will have to dismiss an thoughta of the rehabilitation of Persia through its demo cratic constitution and must impose an arbitrary rule upon it In the south as Russia Is doing in the north. The plan for ultimate division is working out as Russia and Great Britain Intended it ahould. . i He Still Live. ' Hudson Embanke Kearley. better known as Baron Davenport the Brit isher for whose death the dock trikers of London prayed so earnestly, Is a farmer's boy, born In 156. He did not stick to the farm, but drifted Into the tea business; first as clerk, later as pro prietor and now as president of the In ternattonal Stores, a company controlling over 8W store, ay leaps nu beadvaneed from the farm to a position of great power and his wealth grew m proportion. After he had made his pile he went Into politics, as self-made Eng lishmen are apt to do. He was tor many year an- energetic M. P,a radical of all things In the world. Then he got a email post in the government and showed that he could be useful there too. At last the great Idea ot the London port act came to him. . He . agitated It. he . helped to draft It he pushed it through the Com mon, and naturally when It became law he was the first man chosen to head the body which was to administer it as chairman of the body known as the Port ef London Authority. To his ener getlo repressive measure is due tbe fail ure of the dockmen' strike. any opinion, politically or otherwise, which would offend or conflict with the views of our beloved) leader. Fourth I furthermore promise that if at any time the aforesaid (dictator) should command me to bow and knuckle to him in any humble or submissive man ner I shall do It without any regard whatever for my own political convic tions or teaching. . , Fifth From now on and for all time to come t shall surrender, substantially, all 1 possess In th nature of rights un der the constitution, and will proclaim to the world that I am no longer a sub ject of Uncle' Sam, but simply a fol lower of Theodore the First and will go the limit with him. - Thu far I am willing to go and fur ther if necesaary. T. B. w, fixed roH form fears. Democracy aa the Chantaaqna Press Atreat for Bryan. Louisville Courier-Journal. Referring to the editor of the Courier- Journal, who had felicitated himself upon not having been beaten for -president ot the United States three time In succes sion, each defeat greater than its prede cessor, Mr. Bryan rather flippantly- ob serve! "But he has marched through a slaughter house to an open grave on several oocaalon when he undertook to betray democratic principle and sacrifice democratic candidate." The little Mr. Bryan knows about "democratic princi ples" he learned from Mr. Watterson. and th lee he says about "democratic candidates" the better for his reputation. He should rest content with having sur vived three falls out of an airship. He I thus Immune again t obscurity and good for four year more ot profitable Chautauqua work., the democratic party serving as his Indefatigable press agent A Momentary Long tar. x " Baltimore American. ' In the midst of it excitements and sensations , the world pauses now and then for a while to remember that it Is Stilt Suffering the loss ot Mona Lisa and her inscrutable smile. V Not Worry Plerp. Chicago Record-Herald. According to the Stanley report J. Pier pont Morgan cleaned up SSO.OOO.OOO when the Tennessee Coal and Iron company was absorbed by th United State Steel corporation. Yet Mr. Morgan doe not appear to regard It aa an absorbing toplo. Martin Die Lire On. Houston Post It 1 our duty, of course, to keep Mr. Bryan Informed as to the Texaa situ ation. For thla reason w take pleasure In conveying to him the pleasing intelli gence that the Hon. Martin Pies was overwhelmingly re-elected to cohgress. ghnrlar the Money. St Louts .Republic. If the packera are truthful in attrib uting th high price of meat to the farm ers we at least have the consolation of knowing that Armour et ei. are not get ting ail the money ' , SUMY GEMS. : ' Sweet Sixteen I believe that the reason Cupid Is alwavs shown as an Infant .is because there' is no age. In love. Sour Bachelor Humph! It's because the poor little devil is so overworked ho cun t grow! Judge. "Did you give that waiter a tlpr; "Certainly not. I ventured to request his acceptance of a token of my esteem, venturing at the tame time to request that he would mention me to the head waiter In a manner that would persuade him to consider me a suitable patron." Wushipgton Star. A matronly friend of the professor's had fallen and broken a wrist, and he called at her house to make inquiries. "How is the a-wrist-o-cracked-ic mem ber of the family this morningt" he asked. Chicago Tribune. ....,.. "Why should I sign you for the team? Vou admit that you have never played professional ball." "No; but I thought maybe you wanted a vaudeville stunt pulled off on the side lines. That seems to be the latest thing !n base ball." Boston Transcript. Crawford Love is a disease, you know. Crabshaw And It must be highly con tagious, to judge from the numoerojf pretty nurses who catch it. Judge's Library. "There ha certainly been a serious miscalculation about this year." "What'e that?" -, "So many dreadful things are happen ing, and they forgot all about presaging them by a comet" Baltimore American. "Shall we give this feller an office?" "Naw." "Maybe we'd better. He's a pretty big man." "Big enough to start a new party r. "Oh. no." "Big enough to start a magazine?" "No." "Then no office for him. He ain't very big." Louisville Courier-Journal. TRUE DEMOCRACY. G. B. Morewood In New York Times. Now 's the season of our discontent; For every politician through the land Shows, by the path on which our steps are bent, i The dangers, looming large,, on either . nana. - Perhaps we . think our country's like to nourish, Its prospects look so bright but no, in deed! B?hold the nest of vipers that we nourish, The hideous offspring or predacious creed! ' s Unless we heed each prophet' exhorta tion. The land for which our fathers fought and bled Will presently be damned, beyond sal vation Fwedom deposed and slavery crowned instead! His is the only party, bent on curbing ' The depredations or raptorial man; And all the rest this thought Is most disturbing , . , Will share the plunder with him, if they can. . He tells us In a voice of pealing thunder The people are oerrauceo or tneir riffhti Since we are wronged like this, 'tis little wonder If some of us can scarcely sleep o nlshts. Vet there are eome who fall to get ex cited- . . "Saving the country" seems to them a bore ' ' t- " . py aJl. these' bugaboo they're not af frighted; They've seih the same old bogles oft before; They new believe that under either party Our institutions somenow win persist; And are prepared to give allegiance hearty To. any president the people Hst. What though he fails to meet their ap probation? They're bound to make the best of him , they can; And, after all, the Judgment of the nation la sounder, far, than that of any man. Against Substitutes GettheWell-Known ' . Round Package III ,1 w, - Cw ; ; j.,: -'v ' g tsl".v ;;vrAV lw mjy . TBB irtABOH'S tfSt & jSgT' 1 TO SELECT FROM WS S&iZ men HERE'S p i YOUR m Jc CHANCE T;:fy ANY SUIT IN THE STORE- , W VALUES UP TO $30.00; NOW fpj .J on sale at- - mTrl CUIP-BORION RiiLa 8d noox. city hattohaXi bark Wt TQlpi BLSO. TAXB EXiEYATOB. Hfk BBTTBB HUBBY I - ' m$Wr, IE THIS SAX.B WOTT&H, g WMi Pg ' IABT POB- AMs&'$ ' Iff oSSS mm Frame up a propo sition that would cinch a Piano Sale Within the next Could you would you get RIGHT down to a PIANO pur chase if the piano were fairly ",?lvfd or quartered in price? wu!f , you aisrn along the dotted line If we ask only a down payment of ANY size you offer; if we quote ANY terms you see fit to ASK for? Well we offer EVERY . In ducement known to planodom to enable us to get out of the former Segerstrom establish ment corner 19th and Farnam Sts., within FOUR days; Aula baugh the Furrier take pos session of it then. - Don't hum don't haw don't says: "That's merely an adver tising claim." Come in make a bid on uprights grands player pianoe anything every thing. We WON'T move a piano to our regular former Bennett establishment, because they are remodeling over there; wo . CANNOT keep pianos here be cause we are forced out. Now then, 'get the spirit of a bar Rain hunter;- ASK us what we can offer you In pianos within the next four days. in Bros. Go. - Successor to Bennett Co. Last Four Days in the Former Segerstrom Piano Establishment at Cor." 19th and Farnam. Against Imitations MM ..HALTED MIIEC Made En the largest, best . equipped and sanitary Malted rem j. i . We do not make "milkproductsh- Skim Milk. f!nnrIon1 rVfttlr. n 9 awwMWVMWwa T A1AAS WVI But the Original-Genuine IIORLICK'S MALTED MILK rVfadit tVrkm nM fn!1MM !ft .' and the extract of select malted grain reduced to powder form soluble in w tuvw-u, ujla. awe u vgcas - ASK FOR IIORLICK'S Used all over the Globe