SILK HAT: HARRY'S DIVORCE SUIT-There ( 3uror ho v ye HMe V PPOM THE UEFHiE f JCAHBAt) 5 Aw N ft- TAT I 1 eJv j ARC OBJtXTTjtJNABUE V!T- lb THO Twey iAV ' j THAT V0tf MWlftl BO s--v A jH0EM-KgTl.VNiO . f t7S ) AMUEfrW HAD A U J y up KEse, ' J . . Atomic Life Ends Its Mysteries By GARRETT Wis are beginning to set glimpses Into the world of. the infinitely. little which startle the t imagination even more than the '; vest .spectacles of the firmament above .us The unlocking of 'f ' . 1 the atom, within the last few years, has. Revealed the facfc that ail things : aboyeTusreven pur very ' . bodies are , made up ot mlnla- ture' " sdiar systems, spinning; so .swiftly that theirj infinite-. , simal -: ; planets" may make' as.nianX ,; as three . -millions; of millions of revo.lT utlons, ' or even more in . a single: Second! ' ,J ifo fioubt, you know what an atom'-is, but nevertheless, we will define it again, according to the -older ideas of ' science. An atom until the recent discoveries were made was supposed to be the . smallest particle of any kind of matter, that could exist. When they spoke of an atom physicists and chemists thought that they were deferring to; something- that was no longer .divisible There could be, they be Hevedj nothing mailer than an atom. Whei they gep.aoWn to that they Imag ined that thejr-liad;got to the very bot tom of things. ;$u1i of atoms atf the' ultimate particles,, every., kind of sub stance Was builtj.'ug. ' ' Now we knowr Siat-thls was all wrong'. An atom is not the smallest possible thing, and instead, of resembtlhg an tin breakable, indivisible particle, an. atom t made-up of vast number of things so much smaller than'ltseif that, in compari son with the whole atom, they have been liken to the sun and the planets in com parison with the whole solar system. The' name corpuscle has been given to these infinitesimal .particles "which contitute an atom, and it has been found that an atom of hydrogen probably con tains 1,000 corpuscles; an atom of oxygen, 16,000; an atom of iron, 65,800; an" atom of gold, 87,200; an' Atom .'Of "mercury, "JOO.OOD. and an atom of radium, 225,000. This is sufficiently marvellous in itself, but it Is by no means the whole story. ' Amazing motions are continually taking place 'In the atom. Its corpuscles are in constant revolution, like the pianets go ing round the sun. But they travel, In some-cases, 100,000. miles .in a second! In : some substances, like' radium, a certain disorder arrives in the revolutions. Owlnj to the escape of energy the 'velocities are disturbed, and certain 'corpuscle's fly away with a speed of 20,000 miles per second! It is as if the solar system should sud denly reach a critical stage and go to i o I The Manicure Lady "I was talking to a swell fellow from out west the other day," said the Mani cure Lady. "Gee, George, I wish I had been born out west.! Then I wouldn't have to be slaving along here,, listening to a lot of fresh talk from fellows that comes in to have their nails did. I could have grew up on one of them western prairies like a wild flower, and at last some big western man would have come along and claimed. me for his ..bride." . "Maybe-, you wouldn't have' -been no better" off than you are now,"' said the Head ' Barber. "I think the same as Dorothy Dix, that A girl who can make her own way In the .world and have a little left to put in the bank is a whole better than a marriage drudge. What It you had been born In the west and what If you had married one of them western men, and what if the western man that you married had been a farmer that had a lot of hired men, and what If you had to do all -the cooking for them hired menT Don't you think the system you are playing now is a whole lot . better system? All you have to do here is to flirt around with some orange sticks and scissors, 'bull a few college" boys along.; fix up your puffs and go home. The way things is. now nobody la 'your boss. I never tried to. boss you, did 17" . ,"I should say not," . exclaimed . the Manicure Lady" beTllgerenetly, '"and you better not ever had. The first sign J ever saw of- you trying to boss me would ' mean either one of two things, I would have -to choose "between bean- lng you with this handsome cut glass finger' bowl or making my exit forever from this shop. I might take the former course at that. Cut glass Is awful heavy, and a 'bowl is' kind of effective and easy Jo throw straight. "But. a, I was saying, I couldn't help thinking that it would be kind of nice kiMi(i4u rtiSLY 1 . -rvi-irr- vOY WET . . - ... tas3. V J. P. 6EKVISS. pieces, the earth and other planets shoot ing away Into space. . Now atoms with their corpuscles, com bine into larger (but still Invisibly small) particles, called molecules, and In these also revolutions take place. The atoms In a molecule revolve around other atoms. They do not travel as swiftly as the corpuscles in the atom, and yet it has been, shown that In .a drop of water the hydrogen atoms, which are the lightest, may revolve round the oxy gen - molecules so ' fast that they ' make 3,000,000,000,000. - revolutions In - a second! This is the same number we have refer red to above. ..',', 'V ' Imagine one of these revolving atoms to represent the earth,- and call . its -period of revolution an "atomic year," thos comparing it with the revolution, of the earth around the sun and then go a step farther, and' imagine "infinitesimal beings Inhabiting that atom. If their lives lasted the same number of atomic years that our lives last ' of our years, at least 80,000,000,000 generations of those creatures would pass in a single second of our time!,. '. A similar comparison was made by Dr, Johnstone Stoney many years .before the discovery Of the , real constitution of the atoni "At that' time he took, the velocity ot the vibrations of light as a" basis for his calculation, and he said- '"The mo tions 'of :llght bear1 the same relation to one second of time that the motions of our limbs bear to a period " of 30,000,000 years. If there were sentient beings with bodies which' move as deftly as this Uiei and with thoughts and perceptions as quick as their bodies are active, there would be sufficient time for them, within a, smell fragment of one second, to live tne Jives of; air the generations of men that have dwelt uf.on this earth, think ing all their thoughts and doing all their acts." The comparison becomes all the more striking when it is based upon the revo lution of an atom, ' which so curiously simulates the revolution of the earth in its orbit. It is rw violation of reason to suppose that an inhabitant of an atom would think and act with a quickness proportioned to the "measure of time in his world. Are we forbidden to imagine such be ings? No more than we are forbidden to Imagine gigantic inhabitants among the numberless worlds of space. We do not know what lite is. and it is mere forly to asseVt that it can only manifest- itself in the forms familiar to us. The quality of mind is of so incalculably fU'.e& grain (if such an expression can be used of mind) that, as far as we can see, if might aseaslly be present in a creature transcending in minuteness the uttnost imaginable powers of the mlco scope as in an animal six feet tall. ; : to marry a nice western man. I was telling father and mother about It last night, and the old gent said that it wouldn't- be- a bad idea for me.; to wait till--some western man proposed mar riage first. The way he said it, George, seemed to me that he thought there was about" as ifluch chance of a western man proposing to me as there -is of brother Wilfred getting a steady job. I didn't tell the old gent the real truth, joorge, because ever since he quit licking up highballs father has become a - awful cynic.- In the old days, when he had his regular sessions at Gallagher's and Sam Duffy's, father was a gent that would remind you for all the world of a ray of sunshine; Why, George, it used to seem to mother and me that when he came through the door there would be a fringe of bright sunlight all around him. Now he makes one of Tom Powers' glooms look like a joy. -' "But if he had been good natured I could have told him that this swell west ern fellow that I have just been telling you about actually did propose to me. He has a fine ranch out in Artxana, and honest to goodness, George, If you could have saw the bank roll that he showed when be paid me for getting his nail did, you would have died of yellow jaundice or gangrene or something that is colored like bank notes. I got a notion to accept him, George." - Til be glad If you do." said the Head Barber, "and after, you two children are married I hope you will be happy. Shut up now, klddo, and let me shave this old fellow that is coming down the steps. He is a school teacher, and be doesn't like to hear you murdering the English lan guage." Marriage is a lottery in which when one. loses the losing numter is usually help by two. ; .; THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, JULY 13,'. 1912. ,0 KSuwas GOitffc wen YAe AVIATOE WAS OUT TO MAKE A RECORD RR HWSEtF TUB OF PEOPLE BUm CrVCEt r5MIT 0V 3UDDf?NLV ALL AifJSltNT AS T4 6 AfBcfoFT TUKNtjd DOWNWARD- A-S TMG MOB ZHATXEieD CPA FT TO ON 0W6 ELBOW MS kip you JvWEdON a HA-A. (?OTTA J'vNEU- ODO Ho IN M A RrVOW AT x Aa loao oo Jacks op . AAll o rve CAO.r twer i mah(t up tSa . ' v M The Girl in Business and Why She MISS ALICE CLARK. -""-r Likes and dislikes, sys Miss Clark, should be kept in tHe baek ground daring business hours. As a sonal is their business views and By ADA PATTERSON. "The greatest' mistake we make is in being afraid to do more than we are paid for." Miss Alice Clark graciously said "we," although the fault she pointed out seems to be no part of herself. She has al ways been a willing worker, for others as well as for herself. For eleven years she faithfully served the Interests ot her employers, before she, in turn, became an empleyer and acquired her own pa trons. . "It pays to work overtime," Miss Clark spoke with the quiet confidence of one to whom experience has taught a fact "The president of one of the great eastern railways was asked how he managed to earn $100,000 a year. He answered, 'I am being paid now for my overtime when I was a boy and learning the business.' The extra work one does yield a good Are Some , Things that Copyright. 1912, National "thms A M.ISMr-A TO M6r0" CAW WOO CLAIM THAT" PN BOARD THE LKOrfe THE PA53BN G&H5 WERE RVHNM6 PBLL NBU TUP OFt iceftSWGRC To HELP DROP TMff LiF- DoATS-5U0DBHLS TME ftNSiNS-ROOMCAPeJT RAN UPfO 7U6 tKANlltyRbP TMAT 5Wt0 IF A COW BEEr tnesu? tvi&j munis STW-TS ArMO I THROW 6R PAPETJ rN6 JACK! AT EACUTtwv TWeV AT TAKa ON, A tOtf Ot.iO OF N&lJ Mfcil Ah I VkGLX Soft m KMt Kf PiTTJflWltO A WuT USAOOpJTQH M0(L Cakj vn'TX mail. rt ,v i re, it9) sex, she says, women are too par relations. return In knowledge, and knowledge eventuality brings dollars. So It is a very short-sighted plan to do only as much work as you are paid te do, es pecially In the first years of a business life. ' "The next greatest mistake is to be careless In business, because we hope that marriage will cut short our busi ness careers. It may, but It may not, and it seems less and less liable to come since the high cost ot living baa cur tailed romance. That Is a bad business motto that some girls follow, 'O, let it slide,' 'It' being the task of the moment Get through somehow' is another busi ness motto of the makeshifts. Girls who have adopted it are nearly always looking for work. "We will do well to examine ourselves for the mistakes that grow out of our manner of life. We natronlzinau . say azirp a Eummy Don't Get News Ass'n. Xv6. 3eNOffr TMe CtOOK to TJ46 coo tefc Juo&e IP MS WANTeP T0 5AV AJ WAX GOlNfs OP ppea LtHG rem. TMfj TWIE P LOOKED VV nro TMK KlNf jooaj hp enGlano wai wrrnoc WOiLD Trte STEEL Rvie wwat oo you KNOW ABOUT FlRtr AKMS A LUCKV TO DO TILL ' If. Doesn't Harry that the fcorae woman Is narrow, and we assume a supsrlar air. when we assert that the seaUty wpma Is. shallow and insincere. Jt is' dlsoipUnary to make a little list ot the srrors Into which we are likely to (all aad think how we can correct them. "We art likely to develop an abrupt manner. There is a good excuse for this, because our (lyes are busy ones, and we know the preolousness of time. Tet an odd, jerky, unpleasant manner Is a bad asset in business. By self control and watchfulness we can avoid It Some busi ness women have spent their lives at desks and remained gentle of manner, ft was a triumph of self control and of consideration for others. "Another fault Into which we are likely to tall Is overpertness of speech. Ws may be direct, decisive and dignified without being rude. 'And If business life scoops out our bump of reverence Into a hollow we should hide that fact, for while business Is a battle. It is often a battle of diplomacy, and antagonisms are mere apt to beoome liabilities than assets. "Ons of our sex faults In business Is unreasoning aversions. We call them Intuitions and are rather vain of them. Occasionally they are safe guides, but no matter how strong our likes nd dis likes and' I grant that these are tem peramental and often Inherited ws do well to keop both in the background dur ing business hours. In fact, as a sex we are altogether too personal in our busi ness views and relations. "An Instance of this Is that the woman employe, secretly or openly, hates the boss- She regards blm as her natural enemy. At bottom is perhaps her re bellion against authority. One of the most successful women I know told me she would have been still more success ful had not this mental anarchy stood in her way. A staunch friend of hers sharply told her that he had never seen bar when she was not In revolt against authority. Even If she only regards him Ss a means to the end of her own ad vancement in the business world, it Is not well to 'hate the boss,' though this is no less unwise than to entertain the opposite feeling for htm. Girls , should b impersonal In their attitude. Feeling should be left at home and thinking take its place during business hours. . "Men are cleverer than we In that re. spect They don't think much about the boss except to adapt thamselevs to bis peculiarities and round themselves out against his character angles.. He Is their means of advancement and they seldom think of him In any other light. "A fault we must overcome is that of criticism f those about us, and espe cially those above us. Ws are likely to say ef our immediate superior, 'Why does she do thlsr or 'I wouldn't do that,' while ws probably would not do nearly so welt That is bad, not only because It causes foolish little schisms and cabals, which some one has dis posed of with the phrase, "kitchen poll tics,' but it is a stunting influence upon ourselves. It Is a sign of Ingrowing character. "Business women are disposed either not to economise at all or to economise in. the wrong way. We like to follow fads In dressing Instead of asking our selves when we buy a 'will it ulcii - icn7ll v y i - AH0 MIGHT J I gwg mca AEtoNo ( J we av o?w&eo -v- ) 'l.u (Jivjs- voj I ' DAT7ve JHoexe. 1 Drawn for The Great By REV Jly 18, 1BS8. ! ' Erasmus died 37S years ago today July IS, 1636. He was the most learned matt In the world ot his time, and on ac count ot hit wonderful erudition nd charming personality he aulned to the fame which is as fresh and virile today, After the lapse of . almost four centuries, as it was at the time of his death. Erasmus waa a waif, born Into the world without any legal paternity, or even so much aa?a name, but by his genius he made for himself a nam that will endure forever and to the end of time be dearly loved by the Intellectual of the earth. Those who were responsible for Eras mus' birth ad while their child was quite young, but kind and appreciative friends took the little orphan In char and educated him, and Erasmus did the rest. ' . , I With an intellect of gigantic propor tions and a thirst for knowledge that knew no limit, Erasmus stopped not till he had reached the summit of learning, a learning then was. He knew every thing, and as the bee, gathering the sweets from the flowers, turns them Into honey, Erasmus put his almost super human knowledge Into books books which are still the delight of the Intel, lectual aristocracy of all lands. It is quite unnecessary to set forth ths extent ef the literary labors ef Erasmus; It is sufficient to remind the reader Of the "Adagla," the "Colloquies" and the Michael Faraday's 11 1 By JEDGAR'LUCIEN LARKIN. On August 31, 1831, the master mind in science, manifesting In the brain of Fara day, directed his hand to take up a wire that was conveying a currant of elec tricity from ons terminal of an ordinary zlnc-copper-acld galvanlo battery to the other, and place It across a bar of soft iron, not touching the Iron. The eye of man hath not seen an event more wonderful than that which followed; .the Iron at once became a temporary magnet and attracted Iron filings. Faraday then wrapped thread around the wire to insulate It that Is, to pre vent contact of metal and mads one turn of wlfs around ths piece ef Iron; Its magnetism was Increased. Then be made a coll of many turns, like thread on a spool, and, secured a strong magnet By moving a wire in front of this tem porary Iron, Instead of permanent steel.. magnet. Increased current waa obtained, depending on ths number ef turns of wire and speed of ths moving wire. One mors capital discovery was neces sary before practical machines could be made. This was that If ths thin wire connecting ths ends of ths thick moving wire was Insulated, lengthened and twisted around ths bar the galvanlo bat tery might be dispensed with. It was found that the machine could use the very electricity it generated to Increase ths magnetic fores of ths bar by simply conveying the flow around it in Increased number of turns. When steel or permanent magnets' and lastr It Is not economy to lunch on a glass of soda water or a bag of candy. "If we have a regular salary or a i early regular profit from business we should place in ths savings bank a regu lar amount A frequent mistake of ours Is to show too plainly that business ex perience has caused us to lose the ven eration tor men that we might hsv kepi In he home. If association with them reveals to us that they are petty brag, garts or foolish egotists, It Is the part of wisdom not to show it. Ws are In business to earn our living, not to make the male sex into a perfect creature, The business life is Inclined to make us harder within and without. To coun teract this tendency, I advise every girl to live at homs It she can. She may find the cares of the home life rather heavy, though a considerate family will spare a business girl ss many of these as possible mine does but even though she la called on to share these, It. Is better for her to live at home. It .will keep her character better "rounded and more harmonious. .... "And character Is an Important factor In business, as Important as brains." - 15 fe 4 I The Bee by Tad Erasmus THOMAS B, GREGORY. "Praise of Foliy-books which reflect the real human stds of ths Illustrious ' author, revealing him to us as the master humorist not only ot his own tuns, bu,C of all time. ' f;. Just as "Cervantes smiled Spain; s chiv-, airy away," Erasmus, by his good na-j',, tured dissection and ridicule of ths follies of bis day and generation, dealt thotnj-.ft the blow from which they never recey-.,,,, Hid. ..1-1" From ths summit ef things ths great H roan looked down upon the vanities, ln-r -g anltlen and shams of church, state and .U society, end In his Inimitable word plc-?n. tures made all the world laugh at thrn-'- and despise them. The "Praise of Folly 'VJM remains to this day the most masterful work ot its kind to be found in tne-'"'-' world. It is a standing wonder bow Erasmus managed to keep his bead on his sheul-c ders, even with' all his strong friends at in court. He had all Europe i nickering over "5 the venerated symbols and ceremonies " ot church and state and yet he lived (rT security and died at last quietly In hl u bed.' " And this leads us to the one great flew ' In Erasmus' character. He was, with all n. his genius and learning and wit andj J humor, a coward a very charming cow ard, but still a coward. Living lA oif",4 of the most thrilling ags that the world t has. aver known, he sat on ths fence;,. fadng now ons way and now the other,,, but refusing to Join either side. Like ths man who crossing the deep stream on a shaky plank, exclaimed: "God Is -- good and the devil Is not bad," Erasmus trimmed between the great contending hosts without deciding with, either. Hence, after all, it is only with a very Important reservation that we can speak of ths illustrious roan as the "Great. Erasmus," , ,' y "' ;.-' ttfi ' Great Discovery galvanlo batteries were discarded the name was chsnged from magneto to J dynamo. ; , ,..' Now, bend the bar of Iron Into the I shape of the letter U and ths two poles j srs near to each other, with the effeet s of increase in the rate of alternation. Make a number ot U magnets, arrange them on a frame In a circle. Make hun dreds of turns of insulated wire around teach branch of each U magnet Then make many colls of Insulated wire into one spherical bundle, place on an axis in the center of the circle of electro-magnets and turn the bundle. Tou could turn It a fw times by hand possibly. Try to turn U .sUi-. ',a would feel a mysterious pull, attraction j or force working against your effort. ' Go buy an . engine to turn the. coils of wire. Then this would feel the pull I of magnetism, and the pull would in- i crease with each revolution. Put on I mors steam, Increase speed and likewise1 the pulling force and work up to limit l Make thirty or forty Us weighing a tew j tons each, bind them together on a huge, yoke or frame of Iron from thirty to fifty J feet In. diameter. Make colls and bundles of Insulated wire into a cylinder weigh lng many tons. Move the curved ends 1 j of all of the Vs close as possible to ths, I cyiinner to allow free motion. Buy two- 5, double compound engines to turn tW bundle in air space against Invisible re sistance and Insensible to the human-;, body, but very sensible to the " metafc J Let the compound engines be of 6,000 &ft 10,000 horsepower each. , , . .i-t Buy a dosen .of these glgentio seta magnets and rapidly revolving . bundle; -. assemble In a large building, start 'tiwCst huge engines, after having built a nun?-"!' bar of railroads whose cars recerre eurv '- rant from ths central station in thelrrr; motors, and move the people. Do not stop at $5,000,000,009, make "&Vt 1109,000,000.000. for all humanity. Chans 3? the Word bundles to armatures . rapidiK1 revolving in an intense field of self-mad magnetic lines of fore. Put these my4 tlcal -letters en the machine - Kt KTA;rA, I P, 40 C, 130 R. P. 8. A. C. G., Wmen".1"- translated, reads: 100 kilowatt, I phase-' to cycle per second, at 130 revolutions per second of armature, delivering as an al ternate current generator. All, due jfo the fact of Faraday taking up the wi ' carrying a current and placing it acroSs) a small bar of, Iron,'..;.:.; .r.:J.-'.. 1 1 1 " , - V ., Lsacheoa Ice Creasa Coffoov Pour out cofree remaining la pot, oalil thoroughly, ' dilute with cream, and sweeten to taste. Serve In tall glasses, -g allowing one tablespoonful of vanilla lee , J cream to each class. IMf f A If 'i ,4 1 18 1 I 'J 1 ft : v