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THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, JUNE 22, 1912.
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Watch for 'the
toys.
"I-told-you-so"
Golfing Is still : good at Coevy
Chaea.
All winds pass in time, political
and otherwise, $
A gooseberry pie must be the
cook'a Idea of a joke.
The head switchman must have
missed that signal to bolt
Now, all wise political prohpets
will begin to revise their forecasts.
' The esteemed Ormsby McHarg ap
'pears to be among the lost, strayed
or kidnaped.
Tls an 111 wind that profits no
body. Chicago editors brushed up
on the Ten Commandments.
Second Justice Hughes' (notion to
Tceep the supreme court out of poli
tics, whatever else happens.
, A Binghamton woman goes to Jail
for beating her husband. The
' weaker sex must be protected.
M. Bryan is writing his views of
th Chicago convention, but the
chances are he will vocalize at Balti
more. 'j .
The church is to be congratulated
when finding a fly in its minis
terial ointment, It jerks it out and
casts it aside.
That German admiral who pro
nounced American women jthe most
beautiful must have visited Nebraska
when we did not know it.
. Cheer up, the National Packing
company will soon be dissolved, and
then you an cut your meat bill in
twoby buying half as much meat.
Visitors as well as delegate! to
Baltimore are again assured of the
"traditional hospitality" of the city.
If In doubt," ask for an Itemised state
ment : .': .0 :
. That Paris savant who says man
Is dirtier after a bath than before
probably never enjoyed a plunge In
the cryetal waters of the placid Mis
souri. ' '.V.'
When the voice of experience pipes
the game, let novices bow and be
silent r Colonel . Bryan wires from
the press tables of the Coliseum :1
"There is a liberal education in na
tional conventions." - Also, a liberal
profit , :
Uncle Chauncey Depew Is circu
lating ' around Chicago competing
with the prophets of gloom. . .His
prediction of a large funeral next
fall is no joke. ' With the urual as
sortment of national tickets in the
field an involuntary rush to the
boneyard is inevitable. . . ,
Another recruit for the grand
army of the uplift reports to head
quarters for assignment John C.
Sheeban, former leader of Tammany
Hall and political chum of David
Bennett Hill, springs on a defense
less public the statement that Will
iam R7 Hearst is the one strong man
in the democratic ranks ' who can
save the country. . Mr. ' Sheehan
dodged quick enough to escape the
New York hook. ;;.
. t ws siana at Armageaaon ana
ngnt for the Lord," said Colonel
Kooaevelt in closing his great pre-fist
convention speech, it was at Arma
geddon where, after the hosts had
been gathered together, "there came
a great voice out of the temple of
iteaven, from the throne, saying, Jt
is dsae. " In the plains of the mod
ern rdnelon let the judgment of
tie r-sfple come. : The republican
tpxcty, whoever is t chosen aa Its
r;.l be ready, .
That Impregnable Old Kale
Champ Clark and his crowd have
abandoned their fight against the
two-thirds rule even before the dem
ocratic convention, beginsv There la
not a remote chance of this impreg
nable bulwark of 'democracy being
destroyed in Baltimore this year,
but the late opposition to it might
serve to recall that it was in Balti
more that the rule was originally In
voked. In 1844 Van Buren was again ad
vanced by JackBon, notwithstanding
the fact that Van Buren had evaded
a definite stand on the proposed an
nexation of Texas, to which Jackson
was resolutely committed. ' Jackson
assured the party that Van Buren
would be all right, on the issue when
he gave it sufficient attention and
urged his nomination. The opposi
tion realized it would require strat
egy to beat the Jackson Influence,
so finally devised the two-thirds
rules as the modus operandi.
On the first ballot Van Buren
polled 140 votes against 120 for the
field, but his strength began to wane
and on the ninth ballot James K.
Polk of Tennessee was nominated.
Several attempts have since been
made to revoke this rule, but none
successfully. Some of Mr. Cleve
land's various opponents ' twenty
years ago declared he could never
win without revoking the rule, but,
of course, he did not revoke the rule
and won on the first ballot against
Hill, Gorman, Boise, Gray and Mor
rison. The candidate nominated
this year in Baltimore Is quite likely
to be nominated by virtue of this
ancient rule.
Supremacy of the Army Mule.
The Missouri mule and a certain
Missourlan's hound' dog have been
rather constantly in the limelight of
late. The , mule has achieved a
definite victory, but the hound dog's
fight is yet very uncertain. ' -a
That docile donkey, the army
mule, native, of course, of Missouri,
has proved, after a series of tests,
his supremacy for heavy hauling for
military purposes and the command
ing officer has certified to his ln
dlspensabllity, declaring it would he
unsafe to supersede him with : the
automobile or any other means of
locomotion Just now.
One may glory in the mule's tri
umph without feeling himself at all
mulish on the subject, The mule is
a veteran in the military history of
the country. ' He "has done valiant
service; he has pioneered on most
battlefields, and we have no desire
to belittle his place among the mili
tary heroes nor deny the permanency
of bis achievements. This we do
believe, however, that sooner or
later the auto will be running him
a very 1 much closer, race f or 1 first
place as the big mogul of army haul
ing. The auto-makers have not yet
tried scientifically to put him out of
business, and while they may never,
should never, accomplish that, their
success in so many other fields of en
deavor encourages the belief that be
fore long they may turn out a ma
chine tit for the work now exclu
sively done by the mule. At least,
It will stand the mule in good stead
to keep his ears pricked.
Learning How to Lire.
One-fifth more people in this coun
try are living past 60 years of age
than accomplished the feat in former
years, and that considers the dif
ference in population, too, according
to the patient scientist who made
the : discovery. This applies es
pecially to people in the cities. ; ;
That is the best defense the city
has had for a long time.' Spite of
its tenset life, spite of its breakneck
way of doing business, Us late hours
and high living, the city seems to
have learned how. to live. It Is a
great tribute to our economic and
social reforms. ,' The city man does
work hard and lives hard, but he
works shorter hours than formerly;
he takes a vacation more regularly
than he did; he observes the laws of
sanitation more closely; has a more
sanitary place, to work and to live
than his father had. All " these
things count. - It is precisely , this
that makes our fight for scientific
living go. Longevity looming up
already! , Good, we are making
progress. " ;
,The human brain and body are
capable of severe tests of endurance
if, they are properly trained for it.
The city man knows that the lounger
has no advantage over the strenuous
toiler. Not hard work is going to
kill us, but hard work tempered with
the proper, diffusion, of hard sense,
Is the very thing we want. ;
, The government has been expend
ing on an average about $300,000 a
year in providing artificial limbs for
soldiers of the civil and other , wars.
For the coming fiscal ' year only
f 116,000 Is needed for this purpose.
The thinning ranks of the veterans
render reduction progressive, mores
the. nitv.' -'"' ." " ..
Fortunately for the country, alien
were unable to study at close
range the participants In the political
shindy in Chicago., : Otherwise, na
tional and state asylums would have
been rushed with approved guests.
The mind of the "plain people"
cannot conceive what might have
happened had the ' Abernathy kids
been rushed to the firing - 11ns In
Chicago.';:.' xXu '
IN OTHER LANDS THAN 0UBS
Critical Comment on Interesting Events.
RallroeUl Wages Abroad.
The Bureau , of Railway Economics.
Washington, publishes the results of an
extended inquiry Into railway conditions
in the principal countries of Europe, the
wages paid to employes and cost of liv
ing, based upon the latest available data
The Impressive feature of the report Is
a comparison with wages of railway em
ployes in the United States. The average
dally compensation of railway employes
of all classes for the year 1310 was In
the United States $2.23, in Great Britain
11.06. The ordinary trackman, classed
as the lowest paid employe In this coun
try receives a greater compensation than
many of the railway employes of France
In the higher grades and with respon
sible duties. Wages and allowances of
the typical englneman in Germany
amounted for 1308 to $646.88; in Austria
to $870.80; of a fireman In Germany to
$424.59; in Austria to $532.03. On two of
ths principal railways of France the
compensation of englnemen for 1008
ranged from $32424 to $596.98. In Italy In
the same year the maximum compensa
tion for englnemen was $812.70 and for
firemen $476.05. A report of the British
Board of Trade shows the average
weekly wags of englnemen in 1907 was
$1117 and of firemen $6.97. In the same
year the average weekly wage of en
glnemen on American roads was $25.80,
counting tlx days to the week, and fire
men $15.24 The rental of a three of four
room house or flat Is almost as high. In
Berlin, Parts and London as throughout
the United States? Outside these capitals
rentals run from $30 to $90 a year less.
The British Board of Trade estimates the
food and fuel cost of a typical working
man's family In the United States at
17.1 per eent more In France or Germany,
35. S per eent more than In Belgium, and
88 per eent more than in the United
Kingdom. c .
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Iron Role la Egypt.
When Theodore Roosevelt came out of
the African Jungle two years ago he
stopped at Cairo long enough to hand
the nativistlo agitators a hot talk on the
folly of kicking against British role.
Later on In London he advised the ap
plication of the big stick to Egyptians
who persisted In crying out, ' "Let the
people rule." Evidently the British gov
ernment considered the suggestion worth
a trial and Lord. Kitchened is swinging
the big stick with all the vigor of a
soldier ruler. A writer In the Manchester
(England) Guardian cites Case after case
of prosecution Of Egyptian nationalist
newspapers and the fining and Imprison
ing 'of editors for offenses which in
England would be no offenses at all.
Kitchener has revived an obsolete press
law, dating from 1881 a, law. then pro
claimed by decree at the time of the
Arab! rebellion, though never actually put
In force even then. It enables judges to
proceed summarily against publications
or speeches which express "contempt for
the government" or "incite, hatred of the
government." The military censorship
extends to outside publications, particu
larly the English monthly, Egypt. The
circulation and sale of the latter was
prohibited because it copied from the
Fortnightly Review an article which pur
ported to give on authority Lord Kitch
ener's views on the ultimata aims of
English poller In Egypt Yet the Fort
nightly Review, carrying the same ar
ticle, was permitted to circulate as freely
as before.' , " "'; ' ; ' ' ''
Lending Money to Farmers.'
The French Credit Fonder and the Ger
man Landschatten constitute the best ex
amples o fthe European method of lend
ing money to farmers, which are being
Investigated by the State department
with a view to their introduction in this
country. Both systems are alike In' es
New York Clearing
By CHARLES
Mr. William Sherer, manager of the
clearing house of New York, was frank
and straightforward In his testimony be
for the Pujo committee.
Two principles were made dear: First,
that the five gen-
tletnen who control
the dearlng house,
are an obllgarchy,
standing In such
relation to the
banks that they
are able to exer
cise an arbitrary
and unregulated
power over the fi
nancial Interests of
the oommunlty.
Second, that the
extraordinary power
of these gentlemen
Is, as a matter of
fact usually, though
not always, exer
cised with modera
tion and with an intelligent regord to
the public welfare. 1
The dealings of the clearing house with
the Oriental bank seems to be an example
of the failure of moderation. That case
seems to have exhibited an unwarrant
able exercise of arbitrary power.
However that may be, it is certain that
the present investigation will serve to
call the attention or sober business men
to the fact that the existence. of an ir
responsibly power at the center and heart
of the financial organisation of . the
metropolis is an undesirable thing. '
The banking business is. In considerable
; ; . editorial side lines. ;
Brooklyn Eagle: Bryan Is wondering If
It Is really true that the world loves a
good loser, and if so, what it Is willing
to do' to reward one. :
Washington Star: The court of com
merce has collided With one of the most
serious examples of contempt proceedings
that the history of the judiciary has de
veloped. , .' ," '
St Louis Republic: Those who read the
small items near the bottom of tbe col
umns have doubtless noticed, that the
D arrow trial is still in progress.
Baltimore American: The energy which
republicans display , In fighting one an
other before election will later be Used
to battle the common foe. Republicans
have a happy faculty of patching up their
quarrels, pooling resources and working
In harmony for certain .victory, y
Springfield Republican:" The big dis
play of firework up In Alaska Is fully
accounted for now that it appears that
three big volcanoes went oft In a bunch
like firecracker, Illamna, Redoubt
Katraal they stretch in a string along
the west shore of Cook's inlet and along
the peninsula, - There a goorea of
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sentials. The Credit Fonder to a lim
ited liability company operated under the
supervision of the French government for
the purpose of loaning money and nego
tiating bonds and mortgages which art
limited to the amount due . from the
lender. In other words, the Credit Fon
der acts as an agent for . the French
farmer, so that instead of seeking to raise
money directly from some local Investor
by mortgaging his farm the farmer places
his mortgage with the Credit Foncier,
which In turn Issues a' bond based- upon
that mortgage and which can be sold
anywhere throughout the country. - In
this way the , French farmer is freed
from the necessity of borrowing In the
limited market of his own Immediate
vicinity. The French government super
vises1 the affairs of: the Credit Fonder
and appoints Its governor and two as
sistants to act with a council of admin
istration composed of twenty-three mem
bers appointed by the stockholders. The
capital stock is $40,000,000, divided into 500
frano shares, paying 6 per ent These
shares now command a premium of )
per cent, selling at 750 francs on the Paris
bourse. -' .
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Material for nevolatlon.
That displays of lavish wealth on one
hand with grinding poverty on the other
aotually invites revolution, la the view
expressed by James Douglass In London
Opinion. The widespread unrest In the
labor world, the frequency of strikes and
rumblings of strikes threatened are out
ward signs of dangerous conditions. An
abundance of wealth by the privileged
dasses and their opposition to a living
wage for workers accentuates the situa
tion. The London editor, as an example,
quotes from the Pall Mall Gasette of
May I, with the headline, "Plovers' eggs,
Early Spring Delicacy, in Danger," the
statement of the, manager of a fashion
able restaurant that two distinguished
guests, one of them a well known noble
man, paid a guinea apiece for the first
plover eggs of the season. In contrast
with this is the decision of Lord St Ald
wyn that 8 shillings a day Is too much
to ask coal miners to' pay their miners.
So the miner for four days , work does
not get the price of one plover's egg,
the glory of which, It Is Bald, "is almost
akin to winning the derby." The same
paper, owned by the expatriated Astor,
notes that melons have now taken the
place of plovers' eggs at luncheon, and
that the first melons served at the Savoy
cost 2 10s, a melon being no more than
enough for four or five persons. So $2.50
for a good slice of melon Is not too much
for one man, while that amount for two
days' work In a coal mine Is altogether
too much for another. This and similar
displays emphasise the mighty gulf be
tween the toller and the spender and
makes for revolution.
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Hag Gift to Ckrtty. ,
, A gift of $10,000,000 to charity made by
an Australian woman, Mrs. Russell Hall,
approaches the Rockefeller and Carnegie
scale of magnificence. The woman's hus
band, no longer living, was a gold miner,
and took part In the famous Eureka
stockade riots Of 1864, when the miners
of Ballarat rebelled against a license tax
levied on lucky and unlucky alike. Over
200 "last ditchers" intrenched themselves
In a stockade on the Eureka, and hoisted
a rebel flag. When troops rushed their
position twenty-six insurgents were
killed and many were wounded, .while
twenty of the soldiers fell. Mr. Hall sur
vived to be a good citizen as well as a
very rich man, and this gift by his
widow would have paid the fees of a
whole army of miners. It is to be made
a permanent fund, half the income being
to New South Wales, while the other
half Is divided between Victoria and
Queensland. . v ?
House Association'
FERGUSON.
degree, everybody's business. And, under
modern conditions, everybody's business
cannot be wholesomely regulated by a
benevolent feudalism.
Indeed, It should be said that modern
business conditions are such that any in
jeotlon of despotism Into the commercial
organization operates like sand In tho
bearings of a delicate machine. It tends
to stop the wheels.
The world of modern business Is a won
derful realm that has no parallel in the
kingdoms of the past It is a now and
unprecedented empire of Intrinsic and
solf-vindlcatlng law. It Is built upon
credit and contract.
The stability of the business world de
mands that credits shall not be given,
like prince's favors, but shall be accords 1
only to those who "deliver the goods."
and that the contracts shall, in the main,
be fair bargains without flaw of fraud
or duress.
. Of all the forms of human organisation
that have been attempted since the world
began the modern system of business
centering in the bank and the clearing
house Is the least fit for arbitrary rule.
The proper work of the clearinghouse
Is to keep the grand general day book of
the business world, and to hold the bal
ance true. It should cherish no feuds and
know no favorites. It should have n
power to lift any man up or cast any man
down. .- ;
The clearing house, like the railroad
and the telegraph, is a creation of private
enterprise. But Its function Is not pri
vate. It Is in the highest degree public
There can be no question that the clear,
ing house should be made more amenably
to publio law. j , !. '.
others. Will they follow their peppery
neighbors? A ship's captain saw all three
from 160 miles away, and thought him
self near enougu.
EDITORIAL SIDE LINES.. ,
J Chicago Record-Herald: As ws go to
press the paving stones belonging In
front of the Coliseum remain where they
belong. . . " ; -;
Boston Transcript: Another Illustration
of the aphorism . that history repeats it
self Is furnished by the news that farm
ers is Kentucky are organising unions
tor the reduction of the cost of living by
the . purchase ' of supplies from stores
owned by the organisations. It Is only
a boat forty years since the grange move
ment for the .same Object by much the
same means were In "full swing.;
1 Brooklyn Eagle: Science has added
two army officers to. Its score of victims
in aeroplane teats. . In a peculiar sens
these officers are martyrs. Though their
work. Is that of volunteers, a West
Pointer cannot hang back from any field
of danger and volunteering Isn't volun
tary In any strict significance of the
term. - Science, and the spirit of tbe army
are alike Inexorable.
COMPILED FROM BKC FILES-
JUNE 2.
Thirty Years Ago
Mayor Boyd has issued a proclamation
for a public meeting to consider relief of
tho cyclone sufferers over In Iowa.
St Phillips' chapel is dedicated with
appropriate services participated In by
Bishop Clarkson, Dean MUlspaugh, Rev.
Patterson, Rev. Green and - Dr. Mc
Namara, Cyrus D. Bell presided at the
organ,
'The first commencement exercises of
the Sacred Heart academy, corner How
ard and Ninth streets, was creditable to
the pupils participating. ; The Omaha
participants were the Misses McCreary,
Wright, Hewitt Cunningham and Milieu.
: Tho parsonage attached to the South
Omaha Methodist Episcopal church has
been .sufficiently finished to allow the
pastor, Rev. Marquette, to move In and
hold a house warming reception.
. ' Byron Reed's team ran away and
strewed portions of the carriage all over
West Omaha.. a part being deposited at
Twenty-fourth and Cass streets, and.
the horses are reported still missing. .
Miss Llziie Calderwood, who has been
pursuing her musical studies in Boston,
Is spending her vacation among her old
friends in Omaha. .; '
J. W. Gannett, auditor of the Union
Pacific railway, accompanied by his son.
Earl, and Master William Browne, Jr.,
left for Denver. v, )
Quite a commotion was .created by a
dog belonging to Mr. Maus, the Dodge
street restaurant man, attacking and
biting a little son of Mr. A. Hospe, of the
Dodge street art gallery.
Twenty Years Ago
The big news of the day was the nom
ination of Grover- Cleveland for presi
dent on the first ballot by the democrats
at Chicago. Thomas J. Fitzmorris of
The Bee, reporting the convention for
this paper stated In his telegram that
the reconstruction of the tariff plank of
the platform was a notable victory for
Henry Watterson. . Cleveland's opponents
In the race were Dave Hill of New York,
Governor Boise of Iowa, W, R. Morrison
of Illinois and Senator Gorman of Mary
land. Omaha's packing houses handled 361,000
head of hog during the week, ranking
third with only Chicago and Kansas City
ahead of them.
George Honslnger, 2018 Martha street,
fell from his wagon at Fourteenth and
Webster streets in the afternoon and
broke Ills right arm. It was set by Dr.
Keogh.;
Prominent citizens heartily endorse The
Bee's editorial proposal for a fitting cele
bration of the Fourth of July, one which
the city can rightly call its own cele
bration, v
It was announced that Charles Shiver
lck would soon erect one of the finest
buildings In the city on the northeast
corner of Seventeenth and Douglas
streets, a part of the Folsom property.
West side residents organized a demand
to secure better street car service. They
formed an association with E. ' A. Ben
son, president; M. A. Upton, vice presi
dent; W. J. Flsoher, secretary and G.
13. Ferry, treasurer. They proposed to
see who was re-ponslble for - the poor
service and for je them to improve.
Ten Years Ago , ' .
The Douglas county populists were pro
testing against the so-called fusion ticket
nominated by the Howell-Herdman ma
chine. H. F. Mcintosh, a leading pop put
on . the legislative ticket. It was said,
would withdraw, as an additional protest
for his crowd, which was not as fully rep
resented on the ticket as desired to be.
J. W. McCammon, managing editor of
tho St. Joseph Dally News, and Mrs. Mc
Cammon, visited Omaha friends dver Sunday.-:
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Attorney Charles G. McDonald left for
a visit in Milford, Conn., and it was said
that Mrs. McDonald might return to
Omaha with him. Mrs. McDonald was
at that time Miss Charlotte M." Clark of
Milford. ' : . . ' " ' ' '
Omaha's capricious weather brought out
a number of overeoats to go with the
straw hats, ala San Francisco. .'
The car builders' committee . at the
Union Pacific shops was preparing to ask
tho company for a raise, as a further
complicating feature of tho strike situa
tion. Six coaches of Foresters, the girls and
boys, went to Plattsmouth for a picnic.
They were members of Ak-Sar-Ben court
No. 3.358, and Allemanla, No. 3,025. .The
committee having the picnic in charge In
cluded Thurman R. Huston, L G. Newlus,
H. A. Hansen, Charles Reamers, C. F.
Carlen, A. L. Schnurr and B. A. Hlgglns.
People Talked About
A Pittsbureh man who assaulted an
umpire received a severe sentence, in
cluding both a heavy fine and a long
term In Jail.
Two actresses In New Tork put out In
a launch and saved thirteen drowning
men, thereby breaking two precedents.
No press agent was In charge of the
rescue, and it was a lucky number for
the men saved. ' . :
ix-han vmf wiiiis Moora cats his in
ternational weather and storm service
working, the Atlantic, bo forsees, will no
longer ,hava any terrors for sailors or
landsmen. There Is only one question
will the weather at sea consent to com
ply with official forecasts any better
than it does on land? :
Mary Arisarlook Andrewnk is known as
the reindeer queen of Alaska. She owns
a herd of l.SM reindeer, which she man
ages herself. "Though born and reared
in an Igloo, a native hut half under
ground, she now lives in a comfortable
loghouse near Nome Having no children
of her own, she has brought up and
started in life a number of orphans.
The "all-clergyman" wedding occurred
In Hartford, Conn., last week. The
bride was Rev. Mary Belinda May Brtggs,
a graduate of Wellesley and the Hartford
Theological seminary; the groom was
Rev. Frank L. Brtggs of Attieboro; Rev.
a M. St John was the best man; Rev. E
T. Thleraes played the wedding march,
and Rev. Warren S. Cook of Kansas
City performed the ceremony.
, Miss Amanda Blymer Is a real estate
broker in Cincinnati, who Is doing a
good business. Sixteen years ago she
took up her father's business after his
death and through a sf rtes of unfortunate
circumstances, lost t.A he had left . She
had a "good cry,", but that was all the
regretting that she Indulged in. She
sold her home, and with the money
started Blymer Mercantile agency, but it
was not in that she made her great suc
cess, but later in the work of a real
state- broke ...
1'
THESE GULLS OF 0ITRS.
"These men think mat they are awfully
funny," said the horse-faced woman with
the 38-cent hat
"WhyT" asked her companion.
"They have made that woman suffrage
amendment to the Ohio constitution No.
23," replied the woman with tbe common
sense millinery. Cincinnati Enquirer.
Miss Cute (an amateur palmist) This
lino in your hand. Mr. Dubb. indicates
that you have a brilliant future before
you.
Dubb Is that so?
Miss Cute-Yes. but this other line Indi
cates that you are too slow ever to over
take it Boston Transcript v
"Does your wife ever admit that she
Is wrong In an argument?"
"No, the nearest she ever comes to It
Is to say that I'm not as big a chump
as I look." Detroit Free Press..
First Suffragette If I want to get the
young girls interested in our meetings
we must have . something to attract
them."
Second Suffragette Which would it bet
ter be? Refreshments or men?" Life.
"And you didn't promise to 'obey' In
the marriage service?".
"No, Susie. I didn't." '
"That was brave."
"Tea. But honest, . Susie, I'd sooner
havei said it than lose him." Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
"My dear." mildly expostulated her hus
band, "I said only half a dosen words,
and you have talked about them for
forty-five minutes."
"Well," snapped Mrs. Vlck-Senu, "the
preacher does that sort of thing every
Sunday morning, and you never kick
about it." Chicago Tribune.
to an Omaha daughter
She's More Beautiful Than Chicago's Prize
Shop Girl
Out of the vast throng of girls who work in Omaha,
The Bee has picked one who is more beautiful than the
Chicago working girl who visited this city last week.
Her picture will be published in ; I , , . "
The Omaha Sunday Bee
There are other good things in this issue of The Bee.
Gaby's New Clothes
What a wonder of beauty they are. . The famous
little girls' hats and gowns are, well described by Lady
Ihiff-Gordon, and there are some stunning pictures
of this idol of kings.
The Only Girl Who Ever Broke
Dannuzia' Heart
Allan Dale, the famous dramatic writer, gives an
inimitable picture of the woman with a riddle face who
may be a greater Bernhardt. , - :-y.-'.
Food Values a Study for Beauty
Lena Cavalier! in another famous beauty talk. '
A German Beauty off to Cpn
quer Paris
The interesting story of Fraulein .Wagner, who is
set on capturing Paris. - ' ,
These are just a few of the many features in
The Omaha Sunday Bee
It is the biggest and best of Omaha's Sunday papers..
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If her and me woutd have a chance to salt
To foreign land some time, and when
the trip
Was Just beginnin' to be fine,-the ship
Would strike a rock or get wrecked In a
And she'd be standln' on the deck, all pale,
I'd rush up where she was and then I d
A UfePpreserer on her and I'd grip
Her hand In mine and hang on by the rail.
Then when the waves would roll'across
. the deck . . ' -, ,
i d tell her how I loved her and she d
cry
And put her soft white arms around my
And nestle close and give a little sigh.
And then I'd say I'd save her from tho
But I would have to stay behind and die.
Then mebby she would say she'd never go
Unless I went along, but I'd be proud
And brave and get her over where tho
crowd " ' -Of
women and the children from below.
Were startln out In lifeboats, and I d
throw : .
Some coward back so she eould be al-
To have a seat and I'd hang onto a
shroud, , .
And ell would cheer because I acted so.
And when the ship at last began to sink
I'd stand where she could see me. all
alone; ' ;
And I'd not bat an eye nor even blink.
And when they , seen me goln' down
they'd groan. , , ',',,
And she would give a scream and faint
and think ' '
I was the greatest hero ever known.
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