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1 The Omaha daily Bee FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATEK , VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR BEE BUILDING. FARNAM AND I7TH Entered at Omaha Postof flee class matter. ; second- TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Bee, Tone year - ' Saturday Bee, one year f1- . Daily Bee (without Sunday) one year .14.00 . Iiaily Bte and Sunday, one year W-W DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Evening Bee (with trunday), per mo...-c - Daily Bee (including Sunday), per mo.. foe Daily Bee (without Sunday), per mo...fcc . Address all complaints or irregularities in delivery to Citv Circulation Dept. - T REMITTANCES. ' Remit by draft, express or postal order, ' ' payable to Tha Bee Publishing company. Only I-cent stamps received in payment of small accounts. Personal checks, ex- eept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee building. South Omaha 2318 N St. , 7 Council Bluffs 75 Scott St Lincoln-28 Little building. - Chicago 1548 Marquette building. Kansas City Reliance building. New York-34 West Thirty-third. w Washington 72a Fourteenth 8t, K. w. CORRESPONDENCE. -Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. ' MAY CIRCULATION. (V 50,421 v-.fctate of Nebraska, County of Douglas .ss. T Dwight Williams, circulating manager of The Bee Publishing company, being ' xluly sworn, says that the average dally t'irculatlon for the month of May. 1313, rrjtvaa 60,4a DWIGHT WILLIAMS, y Ciroulatlon Mauager. zS Subscribed In my presence and sworn - to before me this Sth day of June, W12. "(Beal.) ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Publlo. Subscribers leaving: taa cltr temporarily should have The Bee malic d to them. Address wilt be chanced as often re- quested. And Br'er Bryan, he lay low. The proposed onion day for Texas lias fallen Into ill odor. . Yet in time society will graciously forget even J. Bruce Ismay. , King Ak-Sar-Ben is on hU throne and the land of Qulvera still Uvea. , Kansas gays It expects to hart an insane" .well. Fourth. Kansas? Oh, , That blow of General Huerto's ' hurt the Mexican rebels fatally, it I seems. . , "The barefoot boy with cheek of tan" will be at large in the land now directly. : - The sultan of Morocco, who threw tils fez Into the ring, has never been able to take it out. ; ',' Long range weather gods predict rain for the Baltimore convention. .Yes, and then an early frost . The richest man in Nevada is 'said to be slated for a place In tha senate. Well, he will not be lonesome if he gets there."::.' ." ' i The best evidence we have seen of the probable collapse of the Mexican revolution is the arrest of the finan cial secretary. The national republican committee in standing pat for a safe and sane temporary chairman, whatever the Fourth of July may do. Nominating speeches have been ar ranged for Taft, Roosevelt, La Fol lette and Cummins, but who will neigh for the dark horse? Suppose, you see' that the boy gets i."t least a few days in the country 'tiuring the vacation. It may help y pirn ana pa ana ma, as well '. as r-v ieacber."v. .'. : An eastern reformer proposes, in connection with , this back-to-the- farm movement, sending city kids to country school. Well, that might liven things up some. ; ,. '-'.' , v. Those guards who fired and killed ; a convict or two at San Quentln have V, old-fashioned, but effective ways of "quelling prison mutinies. - Nebraska penitentiary papers please copy. ;.-.? a report irom uncoin says .."Bryan will keep the whip hand." rf Wet hope so and that he wallops the etuffin out of the democratic noml nee, just as he did out of poor Judge - Parker. ., .-. - Lumping the primary states to ' gether,: 65 per, cent of the voters failed to express a presidential prefer ence. The prophet who can foretell what these voters will do in Novem ber can get all kinds of money for the Information. The disposition to throw a rock at Boss" Murphy, who has the New - York democratic delegation securely In his gripsack, is restrained by fear lest some of the fragments might land on Harmon. La Follette, Cummins and other favorites. ' ! - There Is no reason why the people of the country should not continue a presi dent In office as long as he serves them well. The Outlook. '; - The people, however, have always taken the opposite view and have dis covered a "reason" for not "contlnu- 5 lng a president in office" Indefinitely. Receipts of the Sues canal for last year were . $27,000,000, an amount considered excessive, and the tolls will be reduced forthwith. ' In taking this action instead of capitalizing the Income the company takes the risk of being classed as a reactionary , by progressive corporations. ,. 1 , Why Wait to Vote. Every senator knows how he is going to vote on the question of un seating Lorimer. It was not neces sary to prolong the congressional ses sion until July 6, therefore, for that vote. It should be taken as soon as senators now attending deliberations In Chicago get back to their places. Further debate is neither desirable nor necessary. If congress has some real work to do and It has that is another matter, but to fritter away more time on a question that has been as definitely and completely settled as has that of Lorimer 's right to a seat in the upper branch of con gress Is absurd. Somehow, it seems that the anti-Lorimer forces have not done a good Job of generalship If they really were in earnest In wish ing to bring this case to a speedy settlement. Perhaps the democratic scheme, disclosed some months ago, of doing a little campaigning on the floor of congress, has insinuated it self into the situation somewhere. Our Own School Olympics. American athletes fully expect to triumph in the Olympic games at Stockholm. They believe they will have the strongest representatives that have ever gone from America to these international contests. We are beginning to develop mod ern Spartans in our public schools, the very place for the beginning. Making athletics a part of the course of the growing boy from the fifth grade up and holding big competi tions, such as was held In Omaha the other day, is the scientific way to win these international Olympics. The Turks became a race of wrest lers, it is said, by starting In on the little boys. It is the process of years, this athletic supremacy and the American is winning because he racognjees that. ' But there are more) important con tests to be won further along in life, for which1 this physical culture lays the basis. They are the competitions that last all through the years of maturity, when, perhaps, sedentary labor calls the man away from the glorious out-of-doors and taxes his powers of endurance far more than the exacting struggle of racing and wrestling and other games In the arena of the Olympics. So we are laying the cornerstone . for. durable bodies that support sound minds and clean hearts;' .': That Annual Macedonian Call. "Come over and help harvest our crops," cries Kansas to 20,000 or 25,000; men who wish to work, wherever they be. The harvest Is not quite ripe, but soon will be and the Macedonians are on the job as usual. Admitting some unfavorable crop conditions in the middle west. It is apparent that "there will be glory enough for all"; when the golden sheaves are garnered, glory enough for those who reap as proprietors and also as wage earners. Kansas will not be the only state In need of laborers. Nebraska and other sla ter states will call for their quota, as usual. Lack of employment for those who really seek It, is never one of the problems for this mid-west country, and, no matter what tha crops may do, the work and wages usually hold up together, supporting veritable armies of men. - ' Cuba's Self-Ooverning Ability. Of course if Cuba ' bad really reached the 'climax of her self-gov. erning power she would not now call for aid from the United States, This crisis admits of no dispute as to either the principle or the ex pediency of autonomy. But then the American nation's obligations to Cuba never contemplated uncondi tlonal independence. They looked ahead to just such a possibility as now palls upon the island when help from the protectorate might become necessary. Cuba at best has only been on probation, in the very best of faith, though, so far as Uncle Sam is concerned. How well the little country succeeded depended entirely on herself, the Bbowlng she should make in emergencies like this. ; The Baltimore Sun warns the dem ocrats not to imagine that Just "any democrat" can wla la the November election, but it believes victory posel ble with the right sort of selection. xne trounie tnus rar is to get any considerable number of democrats to agree on what that selection should be, and there are differences of opin ion that will not be reconciled under certain selections. , ' The peaceful pursuit of the neces saries of life in New York City piles up a larger mortality list, month by month, than a Mexican revolution- During the month of May twenty eight children were killed and fifty- nine seriously Injured. Automobiles killed fifteen persons, and other vehicles swelled their records by 10 per cent , Congestion exacts a heavy toll of human life. John Temple Graves boldly de clares that Speaker Champ Clark' is the strongest, - most magnetic, elo quent and . versatile campaign stumper of this day and age, rank ing him a shade above the late Sena tor Dolllver of Iowa,, If Mr. Clark has any special emoluments to dis pense next year, Mr. Graves is sure of a square meal, SCHOOL DAYS IN EAELY OMAHA VL Later Additions to the Teaching Staff. BY VICTOR ROSE WATER, Member of the Class of 1887 and Now Editor of The Bee. From time to time new teachers came Into the faculty cast as the scenes were shifted, and others dropped out I shall take up only some of those In whose classes I was numbered. One of these who remained only a short time was Miss Frances E. Sheldon, a queer personage In actions as In looks, who taught some of the English subjects. I am not sure that she was English, but she waa a decidedly English type. A college graduate, Innocently Ignorant of the rough and tumbly ways of the west, she had a penchant for dress reform which accentuated her peculiarities. I remember once that she wrote across one of my essays "Composition excel lent, chlrography execrable," and J, with youthful Impertinence, went to her and asked her to decipher for me her handwriting and tell me what It meant, but she could not see the humor of It, Another bright woman who taught English was Miss Claire Rustln, a daughter of Omaha, a graduate of Vas ter and an accomplished musician. She was at that time a frail, yellow haired, sprltely young woman. ; Her family were our neighbors, and her brothers my play mates, but I knew better than to pre sume In the school room. She was, I am sure, the best liked teacher of all during her time. She married James H. Mcintosh, a rising young lawyer, and has since removed with him to New York, where he is general counsel for the New Tork Life Insurance company, and she has boys who have made good going through Harvard- Mrs. Jennie Ellis Keysor, wife of Judge W. W. Keysor, was likewise a popular teacher of English and litera ture. I had a course In English his tory under her, in which she was par Y0UE WORK AND YOUR PLAY If Your Mind is Interested You Can't Tell the Difference. By GARRITT p. SERVISS. Every , father and mother should read, and gave them names, too, drawn from an article In the June number of Good Housekeeping Magastne, by Dr. Oullck. on the educational value of summer camps for boys and girls. Without re- peatlng anything that that article con- tains It may be pointed out that when children are placed ' tn direct contact "-, V.WW.V VUVU ukvm IW 1WVH out for themselves, they re-enact the history of the human race in Its struggle upward from savagery, and become so Interested in what they are dotng that they would not exchange It for any play that could be offered to them. A month In a summer camp, In the woods, along the streams, by the side of a lake, is .worth a thousand times more for the health, the well being and the physical and f mental development of either a boy or a girl than a whole sum- shore, where? a terrible storm and moun mer, or many Whole summers, at a fash- talnou waves (consisting in reality of a ionable watering place or a summer re- summer breeze with wavelets six Inches sort, where golf and tennis and card high) threatened us, as we chose to lm partles and dancing and stylish boating Sfne, with Instant destruction; and and costly dinners constitute the dally naily we Went back to the sawmill round- Peoplewho go intq thecountry 4 hamlet from which we had started, feel snd carry the city along with them do I"! as If We had circumvented the earth not see the real country and gain none of Its benefits. A boy who has once been In a summer camp, where he has had an opportunity to do things for himself: to make his own discoveries; to build his own shelters; to manage his boat; to fish; to shoot (under proper guidance); to cook; to see the cooking of his own game; to help make the fires becomes so fascinated by the discovery of his own powers that he would laugh at a suggestion to spend the next summer amid the comparative Idleness, the conventional restrictions and the stale and tiresome amusements of a big fashionable caravanserle. Human nature demands continual , oc cupation far body and mind during the waking hours. The more we work the better we are, provided that the work In terests us, and It always Interests us it we see that Its results are for our own benefit That benefit Is just as great whether it puts money In our pockets or simply satisfies the Inborn desire to accomplish something with our own hands and brains. The boy who builds a hut In the woods gets a better educa tion In the essentials of architecture than any book can give him. He can learn a great deal about navigation If he man ages bis own boat. Every step he takes serves to open his eyes and cultivate his powers of observation and reasoning. I remember when a boy an explora tion with a companion of my own age, of a winding, tree-bordered stream join ing two small, island-dotted lakes, In the outskirts of the Adirondack region, where we made camps on the shores: rowed around the wooded Island; shot squirrels and cooked them over our own fires; took refuge during a storm In a wood-cutter's abandoned hut, and let our fancies have free range as we explored bays and In- lets, gave names to them from our geographical store and sounded their depths with a stone attached to a fish- line. Occasionally, to our great joy. We found shoals and concealed rocks, which we duly marked and charted. We exam- lnd the nature and productions of the shores; landed with shouts of delight on ions, oeauiuui. snaaeu promontories; or aressing mem up like dolls to be ad Imaglned .., Inhabitants, and sometimes mired and waited on in some glittering savage trioes, in tnese strange lands, The last of Barnum's bunch' of wild men of Borneo is dead at 93. But . Bar num's prediction of the tool crop la the liveliest sprinter on the pike. Much excitement prevails In Wichita where the sheriffs force captured a carload of bottled beer. The loot la too large to be disposed of in thirsty quar ters, and too good to flush a sewer. . A legacy of $10,000 and an Interest In three plantations In Louisiana Is said to be awaiting Mrs. Courtney Weathersby, formerly of New Orleans, who was In a Milwaukee police court charged with vagrancy. ' A New Yorker breaks late- print with a scheme to raise the Titanic from Its two mile bed and recover the fcS.OOQ.OW tald to be In the strong boxes. He wants a million to test the scheme. Sports seek ing a big thing mill find the hot air genius at Matteawan. Widowa' boarding houses of Baltimore, Institutions for which the city Is fa mous, have come to the rescue of the poor but proud democrats menaced by the clutch of hotel keepers. These hum People Talked About ticularly thorough. She was vivacious, with keen, pe titrating eyes, sometimes Impatient, but accommodating and help ful to those who wanted to learn. She was active and prominent outside the school In the Woman's club, and in art work, making a study of art and ar tists., - , Miss Samantha R. Davis taught me geometry and trigonometry. . She is among the retired teachers still living here In Omaha, whom it Is a pleasure for me to meet every now and then. Miss Davis also taught Latin. Her cul ture manifested Itself In her every act, and her ability to demonstrate com plicated theories were of a high order. She was credited' with being always conscientious and impartial, at the same time insisting upon a reasonable dis cipline. I took German lessons from Mrs. Anna Weinhagen, whose husband was con nected with the local German news paper. To fitly characterise her, I should say she was "echt Deutsch" and could not comprehend the denseness of our grappling with German idioms. She knew the German language for herself, but just could not transfer her knowl edge to us, painstaking and amiable as she tried to he. Miss Fannie Wood In drawing, Miss Decia A. Johnston In elocution, and Miss Fannie Arnold in music, all did their best to contribute to my high school education, although apparently my apti tude was not pronounced in these lines. When I was ready to graduate In 1887 the high school teaching corps, which had consisted of five persons all told four years before, had been enlarged to meet the requirements of Increased attendance, the staff consisting of eigh teen teachers. ' our limited historical lore. w tound Pces where small streams " Kee, winding flown irom tne woods behind. Thav iMtnurl rivr tn na and promptly received names-Mississippi, Oronoco. Amazon while we sought out the sites of mighty cities of dreamland 00 tM l,ftnk ner tnelr mouths-new discovered little bights and coves where the sunflsh . sported, and yellow perch lurked, and named some of them from the kind of fish that we saw there; ; we found a little round, lonesome lake, a hundred wards broad,- with gold-hued water, as smooth as a mirror, and com pletely enclosed with overhanging trees, where we took a swim, disregarding the leaches that fastened upon us; we had n exeltlng adventure In the largest of tne lakes, a quarter of a mile from wtth ' Drake and Magellan. . I have got my chart of those unutterably fascinat ing lakes and streams yet somewhere, and I would sooner lose the memory of almost anything else in my life than t"at r thow delightful adventures where nature and the Imagination met. Similar delights are open almost any- where In the country; one need not go to the Adlrondacks or any half-wilder- ness to find them. The essential thing is to be face to face with nature, and to throw yourself upon your own resources. A summer camp ie nature's school ar boys and girls. Many things that they have learned from books and teachers for the first time become real to them there. . Let them have guidance and oversight, of course, but Interfere with them as little as possible. They will learn all that they really need to know about trees, flowers, streams, rocks and ani mals a hundred times faster and better than they can learn In school. They will see how the . essential things In the world's work are done, and do them themselves, taking endless pleasure in the doing. - - . This Is the best of all ways to start budding men and women In life. The person who has not learned to take care of himseh. to do his own work, to meet his own emergencies, In youth, will never be able to do so later. And. then, a summer camping expedition need not be costly. One does not have to go very far. New Jersey, the shores of the Hud son, the Highlands, the Catskills, nearby Connecticut are all full of delightful hills woods, streams and little lakes. A small party of boys and girls with two or three older persons in charge persons who have common eense and sympathy with the needs, desires and ambitions of youth can easily be formed. The outfit should be Inexpensive a few utensils, a few tools, perhaps a boat, fishing tackle. tents, rough strong clothing not much else Is needed. Parents who give their children this kind of outing will do far more for their present and future han- plness than by taking them to Europe, summer hostelry, , ble Institutions beckon the wandering patriot to all the comforts of home at a price that will not mortgage the return ticket. . " ' . Henry Moere Teller, five times senator of the United States from Colorado, once secretary of the Interior In the cabinet of President Arthur, and with tha longest publlo r record of any man now living, celebrated h$s eighty-second birthday an niversary at his home In Denver last week.. ' . . Colonel William Leonard Davis, a cou sin of Jefferson Davis, at one time vice president of the Press Publishing com pany, publishers of the New Tork World, and a brother of Mrs.' Joseph Pulitzer, is dead ia Colorado, where he had become heavily interested In mining properties. He was born In Virginia and was a grad uate of the Naval academy. The Gaekwar of Baroda has just Issued a report covering the Industrial and com mercial progress of his dominions, whiei Is of interest to Americana because of the fact that the Gaekwar and his wlf-. have visited the United States, and the further fact that the most Important do partment of the state Is under the ad ministrative direction of an American and the highest Barodaa mitltuUcn of learn ing has an American at its head. lEooklnBackward Tk.slW In Omaha f COMPILE FROM BEE FILE JUNE 11. Thirty Yearo Ago The report of the Tounc Men's Chris tl&t. association shows a growing attend ance at the reading room at Tenth and Far nam, where Mre. Smitt, mother of Colonel W.. B. Smith, has just placed , a large and nicely framed photograph of her son, who was the first president of the Omaha association Frank Bandle has been elected captain of the Union Pacific nine. "Help yourself" la the Inscription placed on a water cooler outside of Frank & Huse's store. This is as good as a drinking fountain, and they are stealing the laurels of the Humane so ciety. Max Meyer and wife have returned from Fremont C. F. Drlscoll. the architect, has gone to Missouri. , Mrs. Dr. Graddy is to pass the hot sea son In Tennessee. . Mrs. Henry Hobble and Mrs. Charles Wilklns have gone to New Hampshire for an extended visit. General Manager T. J. Potter of the Burlington arrived front Denver and In company with General Superintendent Holdrege and Chief Engineer Calvert, in his private car for Plattsmoufh, Hon.. Webster Snyder, general mana ger of the Louisville. Evansville and St. Louis road, is in the city for a few days. Children's high cut slippers tor 50e at Fullried's. Joel T. Griffin has returned from Colo rado 'with 1,200 mountain fir trees which he proposes to plant on his farm. This Is the last year of the state fair n Omaha under the old proposition. The Board of Trade is called to consider the question of a five year extension, "i Twenty Years Age- Young Wilkins Rustln, son of Captain and Mrs. C. B. Rustln, 1622 Harney street who died from Injuries sustained in the Initiation of the D. K. E. society at Yale, was laid at rest in Forest Lawn ceme tery, the body having been brought from New Haven the day before by the par ents and brother, Fred Rustln, also a student there. Dr. Duryea conducted the services at the home and these acted as pallbearers: W, G. Doane, J. W. Broatch, V.. B. Caldwell, A. H. Preston, W. G. Preston, Augustus F. Kountre, John Pat rick and Will Hoagland, all Yale men. Fred Rustln described the exact manner of his brother's death to the papers and the stricken father said he was convin ced It was the result simply of cruel folly and not premeditation by rivals, as some have tried to make out. The famous Belknap Rifles of San An tonio, Tex., . arrived prepared to carry off honors at the National Competitive drill ield In Omaha. , A detachment of Omaha Guards under Captain Wilson met the famous body at the station and escorted it to the headquarters. Governor Boyd accepted an Invitation to make the address of welcome to the visiting militiamen atteding the National Competitive drill in this city. Former Senator N. P. Hill, proprietor of the Denver Republican and his manag ing editor, William Stapleton, arrived in Omaha enroute home from the Minne apolis national republican convention, well pleased with the renomlnatlon of President Harrison. He contradicted the statement of Senator Woloott of Colo rado that Harrison could not carry that state, saying that Colorado had been misled by its senators, with spite for Harrison, as to the president's position on silver. ' ' . : Ten Years Ago John Fox, an Omaha pioneer, died at 1110 North Eighteenth street at the age of 6 years. He had ffeen a member of the Chauncey Wilkes surveying party that ran the northern boundry line of Ne braska In 1875. He left a widow and four children. A brother, F. A. Fox, resided at Fifty-first and Vlnston streets, and a sister, Mrs. Ellen Hensman, at Forty ninth and Walnut streets. Logan Church, son of Judge and Mrs. Alonzo H. Church of North Platte, died of chronic Bright's disease at Wise Me morial hospital. He had been brought to the home of his sister, Mrs. C. E. Sherman, a few days before from North Platte and removed to the hospital for treatment. Former Governor Lorenio Crounse in formed solicitous friends that he was not a candidate for the republican nomina tion for governor and would not care to pledge himself to accept It even it ten dcred an unanimous nomination. Miss Edith Tobitt, librarian, left for Magnolia Beach, Boston, to attend the convention of the American Librarian association. bin. W. I. Rector and family left for Chicago, where they had secured a cot tage on the lake front for the summer.' Crowds of people lined the curbs of streets and boulevards tn the evening to see a line of automobiles scud noise lessly by, led by H. E. Fredrlckson in his big gas road machine. It was not their first sight of an automobile, but the first of so many together. It was the first run of the Omaha Automobile club. ' Graft Placidly Permitted. Pittsburgh . Dispatch. Assertions that Uncle Sam Us paying four times as much as anyone else for property rented for government purposes In Washington are placidly accepted in the senate. But should not some action be taken to stop this robbery? Cannot Uncle Sam afford to build his own build ing at the capital? ; Senator Kenron'a Victory. New York Tribune. Senator Kenyon's victory in the Tow primary insure his re-election. If the nest sUte legislature Is republican. His success will be cheerfully accepted, since he has shown himself to be one of the fairest as well as one of the ablest of the so-called Insurgent group In the senate. - ." .v,: ' . '. A Convenient Scapegoat. ; . Houston Post. - ,. j ' 'They have laid the blame of the Titanic disaster on Captain Smith who went down with the ship. We have always noticed that the most convenient disposi tion to make of a matter of this char acter Is to lay the blame on somebody who is dead. , lor Cabin Sentiments, Ef you has any Idee dat you can't hoi' yo rroun,1 don't climb too high. Some folks don't want ter go ter heaven ksse dey think harp-playln will be hard work. ' We ask de Lawd ter make us thank ful fer what we receive, an' when wa receive It we wonder why He didn't send us more.-vAtlanta Constitution. 1 ARMY CHIEF OF STAFF. Reasons for Proposed Bole Affecting General Wood. New York Post. In some quarters there is a simulate or genuine concern over the clause in the army appropriation bill which wU! termlnafo General Wood's career as chief of staff on March 4, 1913. Secretary Stiro son has come to his defense by saying that the rulo proposed-that no one shall act ac chief of staff who has not served with troops of the line for ten years would have barred out George Washing ton, Scott, Sherman, Sheridan and Scho field. But those men were great soldier and leaders, officers trained in several real wars. General Wood is primarily a medical man and only secondarily o soldier. To think of comparing him with men like Meade andMcPherson, graduate of West Point and scientific officers of unusual ability, Is to outrage the mem ory cf those patriots- Of course, the easiest way to throw dust in the public's eyes was to say that the friends of Gen eral Alnsworth are taking revenge; that the move Is a corrupt bargain between Senator Warren, who wants to save tho. army post he has carefully nurtured at Cheyenne, and Chairman Hay, who has a grievance. Why would not an equally straightforward and, we think, a con siderably more truthful statement be that General Wood has disappointed and an gered members of both committees of con gress on military affairs; that they, both republicans and democrts, have lost con fidence in him because, as Chairman Hay has proved, he takes one position at one time and. reverses himself the next? If there really Is politics in this whole thing, not all the politics Is in congress. SUNNY GEMS. Hewes-How is It that Wildboy's sons all walk In the straight and narrow? Crewes Oh, they feel that their father sowed wild oats enough for the whole Hosteso (worried) 1 don't know how to make ends meet. Host (lisrhtly)-That's easy. Put roast duck at one end of the table and cold beef at the other. Baltimore American. "Are you really looking lor an honest man?" asked tha suspicious citizen. "No," replied Diogenes. "Confidentially, Circle Tour of Lakes Michigan and Superior. Scenic, Historical, Romantic, Legendary. Two Third of ' Trip North of tha latitude of Mackinac Induing Port Arthur and the beauties of the Canadian North-West. Safe; new, luxurious. 310 foot steel passenger steamship, "Minne sot,' used xcluivly for these tour. Cost only $40 including meals and berths. Lmt Chicago 8 p. in. every Saturday (commencing June 22) Arrive back in uuicago loiio.ing rriaay nigat. For lllmtrattJ Chicago & Duluth Clark Street Bridge, Chicago, IIU . 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"Because his face is alwa ys clean and he never has any fun."-Cieve!and Plain Dealer. . Willis-Pa, Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith and m Robinson are always taWng : about the "H. P." of their autos. What does ' Pa-?naMr. Jones' case it means high priced " in Mr. rttVytMtorj in Mr. Robinson's "half paid for. -Satire. LAUGHTER. Detroit Free Press. Laughter doesn't really lighten burdens, Laughter doesn't really soften care; Laughter doesn't really banish troubles Or drive away the furrows of despair. But laughter aids the toller in the flght- Andbrings him home, contented, to his cot; , . Though laughter doesn't always make the roadway smoother -It helps the weary traveler a lot The man Who laughs may not always An bache'te often hid beneath a smile. A laughing man may bear a burden hftvy 1 And feel the pangs of bitterness the while. ., For laughter doesn't really cure a sorrow, It doesn't mean that dear ones are for cot You cannot ollmb the hill alone by laughter, , , ' : . , But you will find that laughter helps a lot. , ( j You can't escape the burden on your shoulders By laughing, but if cheerfully you go. You'll bear it farther than you would by frowning, And should you fall, you will not fall 80 lOW. No matter how you laugh, you'll still have sorrows, You'll falter on life's dusty way and hot; . . Laughter will not relieve you from your duties, , But you will find that laughter helps a lot ! y fifties app z ness RIGHT-SEEING STOP-OFFS at Mackinac U Soo, Hoogbtos. 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