v. is ! s : :: -! 1 4 -. t- i. 4' Ij tl h V ! i I i tt i i l 5 i.; Y L k : i 6 THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5, 1912. ' THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUND El J BY EDWARD KOflEFATKR VICTOR R06K WATER. EDITOR bKE BL'ILDINO, FARNAM AND 17TH Entered at Omaha Postoffice as second class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Bee. one year J2 60 Saturday Bee, one year J' w Daily Bee (without Sunday) one year.H 00 Ially Bee and Sunday, one year 100 DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Evening Bee I with Sunday), per rao...!ac Dally Bee (Including Sunday), per mo..G5c Dally Bee (without Sunday), per mo...4oc . Address all complaints or Irregularities : In delivery to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCES. Remit hv draft mrMl nr DOStal (XiCf, payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only i-cent stamps received in payment of small accounts. Personal checks, ex cert on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFi'lCEts. Omaha The Bee building. South Omaha-;318 N St. Council Bluffs-7S Scott St. Ltncoln-2 Little building. Chicago IMS llarquette building. k'unuaa fl t uHoHanr huildlnK. New York-S4 West Thirty-third. Washington 725 Fourteenth St., X. w. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department APRIL CIRCULATION. 50,109 - State of Nebraska, County of Douglas ,ss. Dwight Williams, circulating manager of The Bee. Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of April, 1912, was W,l. D WIGHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of May, 1912. (Seal.) ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public ftabserltx-rs leaving the clr temporarily should hare The Bee mailed to them. Address will be chanced a often re quested. If you cannot be funny, try being sensible. This is a great year to be a Ne braska farmer. And always and ever Senator Cum mins echoes, "coming." "Oh, where is my wandering boy, tonight," still sings New Jersey. Sioux City has a ball player named Million. He ought to bat at least .600. Sending a wife beater to Jail ex alts him to the level of a common thief. "Job" Harrlman also has his troubles, some of which seem to be boiling. Perhaps those New York hotel diners might find the self-help plan helpful. ' v . Senator Kern would very naturally be an old-fashioned man with those whiskers. "California Oil Gusher. Catches Fire," says a headline. Flaming tongue in real life. "Candy Is good for children," says the Medical Journal. Gee, what kid did not know that? v These are the days the kids are thinking It is great to be a school , , boy In vacation time. At any rate, the contest In the United States has not as yet reached the phase of that in Belgium. The open season for trouble lasts " the year round, and the man who r- goes hunting for it always finds " plenty of game. The Hon. Tom Watson is still fighting Mr. Bryan. Tom Watson, why have you forgotten him?' He . , was one of the tails to one of Mr. ' Bryan's kites. Uncle Joe Cannon must be think ing how mild his licking was after , all, as compared with what some r - others have since had from the same monitory hand. It surely muBt have been sentiment that brought that troupe of coraedi ' ans all the way from New York to ' Omaha. If you don't believe it, look at the price of seats. 5 "No bachelor or widower should be too much alone," says a learned man. They would cease being X bachelors and widowers if they fol lowed that advice, maybe. A few days more than twenty years ago Senator Hansbrough pre dicted that James G. Blaine would be nominated on the first ballot, "and no ' mistake about It." And President Harrison was renominated. Open sessions of the national com mittee to listen to the testimony in . the contest cases ought to have the effect of making those contests less t frequent in. the future. In any event, , it will give the public an opportunity ' to judge of the merits of the cases. The new salary list for city em ployes Is probably subject to further adjustment. After the plan has been a little further tested, it will be up to the commissioners to put a rating on the servants of the city ac cording to actual rather than ' theoretical efficiency. If the school board proposes to make a -change In its executive offi cer, it ought to present some really weighty reason for so doing. The present incumbent has served for many years, and it will take some potent argument to convince the public that he has outlived his use- fulness la the position, Safe and Sane Fourth. Omaha's characteristic sanity has asserted itself on the Fourth of July, as .well as at other times, but as yet this city has not got entirely away from the noisy, unprofitable mode of celebrating that day. It has entered upon no definitely or ganized plan for what is commonly called a safe and sane Fourth. Might it not do so this year with great profit to all? New York, Boston, Chicago and other larger cities have demonstrated the entire feasibility of a safe and sane Fourth, and the greatest prop aganda over the country has shown how it serves to protect life, limb and property. Nothing of the spirit of our Independence day anniversary is lost by the new method of cele bration, for the very good reason that very little If any of that spirit ever got into the form of celebration that depends upon unbridled pande monium and reckless adventure. Just now the Woman's club of Minneapolis is promoting the safe and sane Fourth for that city. It plans definitely laid out, showing what It proposes to do and what it is determined not to have done. Some organization in Omaha will have to get behind the movement to give it promising momentum. Failure of Muckrake Magazines. Wisdom of old laughed at the calamity of the scorners. So wis dom today must smile, even though in regret, at financial loss, every time one of the notorious muckrake magazines goes under, as several have. Those who have stemmed the tide have unlimited backing, but even they have modified their tones; they are less lurid, less garulous than they were. Nobody can beat a muckraker sounding public opinion. He keeps his finger constantly on the people's pulse and the instant he detects a change for the better, shifts his cure-alls to suit the case. In the last few days another muckrake ma gazine has collapsed and gone out of business. It is not altogether commendable to laugh at anyone's misfortune but If the' good to the largest number Is still to count for anything In casting up the results of fair play, then perhaps those Hps that curl into a half smile at one corner are not to be twitted for heterodoxy. The muckraker has been consumed by its own lust. Worthy reforms do not need its advocacy. It is a mistake to say that this kind of publicity or agitation has helped; It has hurt. It has created false is sues and obscured the truth, all for a price. Babies Are Fashionable. Babies are evidently coming into vogue again in the fashionable quar ters of New York. In all Gotham last year 135,000 were -born, a gain, for instance, over 1808 of 24.12 per cent, and statistics show that the aristocrats did their part In this hu manitarian contribution to society. So we have the pleasing consola tion of knowing that all curtain lec tures upon this dellcatelryet vitally important topic, have not fallen upon dumb ears. Some cynic sniffles about the almost complete absence of new babies along Fifth avenue, which in times past, was another name for aristocracy. Not how, however. That once swell thorough fare is now largely populated by boarders, of whom old maids and young bachels compose a large per centage. How vain it is to knock, when one realizes not what one knocketh about. High Prices and Staple Crops. The cost of living is higher today than it has ever been in the history of America, except, possibly, during the civil war, according to the state ment of expert economists. Whether any new and more lofty pinnacles are yet to be attained, we are not advised. We can only hope not, with little ground on which to base our faith. And what is the cause? The ques tion is still unanswered, in this and other countries. James J. Hill has been dinning it into our ears that one vital factor in the elevating range of prices is the failure of our production to keep pace with our consumption. Government census reports tend to confirm his theory. In the ten years from 1899 to 1909 our production of corn, king of all cereals, increased not quite 4 per cent; oats, which has risen to such importance as a foodstuff, in creased in production 19 per cent, while wheat actually fell off In out put nearly 16 per cent. Those figures tell their own tale. Such ratios must not continue if we are to solve this grave problem ot the high cost of living. More farm ers, and better methods of farming are the needs of the hour. Uncle Jud Is now face to face with the most serious of all his problems. If the unit rule is applied, a minor ity of the Ohio delegation to Balti more will be forced to disregard the primary Instructions. The adjust ment of conditions bo that the people may rule is not so easy as it looks When you credit yourself with that 20 per cent discount on your ice bill, remember it was The Bee that opposed the ice trust and by publicity forced the concession. SCHOOL DAYS IN II. My First Class and My First Teacher. BY VICTOR ROSEWATER, Member of the Class of 1887 and Now Editor of The Bee. When I first started to school I was living with my parents in a little cot tage facing on Farnam street, occupying part of the site on which The Bee build ing now stands. I had a little more than six blocks to school over a path that went up hill and down dale, with poor sidekalks and no pavements. The Intervening space & r teentn and Farnam d 1 .fr.ct. mil the school grounds con tained only a few houses and many 111 T Wnlch tn wlnd swept aimost un obstructed when It blew, and It blew then as It does now. When it rained It meant mud knee deep, this nice, rich, sticky, soft yellow clay, and losing JUST OP SCHOOL rubbers and even AGE. getting stuck In the mud were not rare occurrences. In the winter we orten trudged through the new fallen snow and high piled drifts as pioneers making our own tracks, sliding down snow embank ments, writing our names on side hills, or making butterflys by lying at full length and moving our arms and legs up and down. Once and a while we would have a hard sleet or a rain that froze, which tempted us to skate to school or to take our sleds along for the homecom ing, It was not till later that the bicycle came Into vogue, nor till still later that roller skatee made their debut, and there were no street cars at that time running anywhere near the high school building. It was climb up the steep hill on shank's horses or not at all. But to go back to my first day at school, of which one or two Impressions h. 7 i'. W WHAT TO DO IN A THUNDERST0EM Its Perils Can Be Eliminated by Proper Precautions. By GARRETT P. SERVISS. The season of thunder storms has opened and in no country are the electric marvels of the atmosphere more impos ingly displayed than in the United States. They are among nature's most magnifi cent spectacles. We shauld learn to look upon these without fear. They re full of danger but their perils can be almost com pletely eliminated by proper precau tions. All fatal ac cidents from light ning are due to neglect of such pre cautions. Lightning rods, properly placed and cared for, furnish an all but absolute protec tion for buildings. Great cities are sd full of ready-made tracks for electric dis charges that violent thunder storms pas sing over there seldom cause any serious damage by lightning. The sudden gusts of wind do more harm than the electric charges. Statistics show that the danger I? greatest In the open country, and par ticularly In hilly and mountainous dls trlcts. In the year 1900, 731 person were killed by lightning In the United States, and the greater number were In the Rocky Mountain district and the upper Missouri valley. In the sam year 1,843 domestic animals were killed In the United States by lightning, and 1,847 buildings were struck. Cattle and sheep are apt to gather about Isolated trees, or along wire fences during a thunder storm, and they are sometimes killed tn groups. A person caught In a thunder storm while In the open country should keep a hun dred yards away from any tree that may happen to stand in the field. In a dense woods he Is safer It he does not place himself under some tall tree Eight or nine persons have been killed by a single stroke of lightning while sitting under an Isolated tree. Such a tree invites lightning, and offers It a ready path to the ground. One should also avoid the neighborhood of a body of water. The cause of lightning Is the accumu lation of eJectrlo charges in the clouds. These charges grow stronger aa the particles of water In the cloud coalesce to form larger drops. Electricity resides on the surface of the charged particles, and as they coalesce the surface In creases proportionally less than the volume. The consequence Is that the electricity contributed by each particle to the united mass has less space to spread Itself over than It had when the particles were separate. It follows that the combined charge on the surface of the larger drop la more Intense than were the charges on the separate particles. In other words, the "potential" of the charge Is Increased. The whole cloud becomes heavily charged as Its countless multitudes of drops grow larger and larger. At the same time, through the effects of What l railed "Induction," a charge of the opposite kind Is produced on a neighboring cloud, or on the earth be neath. As these changes Increase In In tensity they strive to burst across the Intervening air, and If the potential be- oomes sufficient, they do so. The result Is a lightning stroke. The spark from an electric machine la a baby lightning stroke. As the disk of the machine is turned, more and more electricity accumulates on the polished knob, called the conductor Until the sur rounding air can no longer resist the strain, and then a spark passes between the knob and some object placed near. on which a contrary chargt nas been produced by the curious property ot In duotlon. But ths spark from rne most powerful electrlo machine la but a few Inches In length, while a lightning stroke may be from a mile to ten miles long! No sudden prenomenon ot nature, except perhaps. a volcanic explosion, is more startling suggestive of terrlfto power than a bolt Of lightning. Considering the Immense number ef strokes that fly from cloud to cloud and from cloud to earth during a aerere thunder storm, it seems wonder ful that lightning is not more destructive ii EARLY OMAHA are Indelibly stamped. The primary class was in the southeast comer of the first floor, as a consequence of which the room was the sunniest and brightest In the building. My first teacher, who was then presiding over this room, was Miss Helen M. Weeks, a young woman, sunny and bright as the room. She made every one fee! at home by her cordial welcome, although she assigned me, along with several others, temporarily to an uncush luned and backless seat on the edge of the slightly raised platform which sup ported her desk. Looking around the room I saw high blackboards on all sides, .running from the wooden wainscoting: about four feet up, except where the win dows and doors took tbe space. On a little shelf below were pointers, chalk and eras-, ers, and ranged In rows across the floor were tiers of desks, all occupied by pupils who had gotten there ahead of me. These dosks were the regulation double seat variety, so that each pupil had to have a companion to share the occupancy, while a mere open shelf supported by the back of ths seat in front served as repository for slate and accessories. At that time each grade had three classes, and, I believe, It took several days to secure the necessary readjust ment forced by the newcomers, during which time I was permitted to continue to sit on the edge of the desk platform. In the Interval I was busy making my self acquainted with my companions Miss Weeks continued to teach me through the whole year, promoting me through the successive classes, and finally Into the next grade, I believe It was her last year of teaching In the school, al though she possibly taught a little longer. Miss Weeks, I have been told, soon after left the city and later married, although I would not want to be positive as to that. As Indicating the quickly changing population of Omaha even In those days, It is Interesting to note that when I graduated eleven years afterwards not a member of my clsss had been with me Jn that first school room that first day with but s single exception, that one being a girl In the class above me, who was there only temporarily during the Initial days. -I than experience has proved it to be. Our relative security is due to the fact that most of the discharges take place be tween clouds, and that when tbe lightning strikes earthward it usually has an In finity of points presented to it, which of fer ready ways for its escape and dis sipation. This is why Isolated objects, es pecially If they are long and pointed at the top, are the most liable to be struck. Tall, pointed objects, especially if they are metallic, serve to draw off the elec tricity from the clouds without an explo sive discharge. The danger from lightning at sea was greater In the old days of wooden ships. Then serious damage, or even destruc tion from lightning was not a very un common occurrence. It has been thought that Some cases ot the disappearance of ships at sea may have been due to lightning. A British ship, the Resistance, was struck by lightning In the Straits of Malacca, the powder magazine ex ploded and every soul was lost except three sailors. ""If that had occurred In the middle of the ocean, no doubt the ship would have been added to the list of the mysteriously missing. Modern iron and steel ships are In lit tle danger. They present a broad, con ducting surface for the escape of elec tricity. The latter, like water, is only dangerous when it is, so to speak, crowded Into a narrow channel, with a steep descent and no ready way to escape. The flood that comes down from a broken reservoir through a narrow ravine de stroys everything In Its path; but it spreads out harmlessly the moment it enters a broad plain. Bo a charge of electricity dissipates Itself without viol ence if many ways of escape are pre sented to it. The grandeur of an electrlo storm 1s vastly Increased by the thunder. Many persons find that more terrifying than the lightning. Thunder Is due to the rush of air to fill partial vacancies made In the asmosphere by the sudden expansion produced by the passage of the lightning. The heated air expands with great force, and immediately the vacancies are filled again, thus produc ing atmospheric waves, which Impress the ear as sound. If the stroke occurs near by, the thunder follows almost Instantly, in a sharp clap. If the light nlng is at a distance from the observer, the thunder follows the stroke at an Interval depending upon the distance. Sound travels In the air about 1,100 feet per second. The distance of the light ning stroke can easily be calculated by observing the number of seconds which elapse before the thunder be gins. It Is only necessary to multiply this number by 1.100 In order to have, approximately, the distance of the Ughtnlng. Successive peals of thunder following a single stroke are due to the successive arrival of different sound waves produced at varying distances from the observer by the passage of the lightning. As we have said, a lightning stroke may be miles in length. Varia tions of density In the air tend to sepa rate the sound waves and make them arrive in peals Instead of in a continu ous roll. It Is an old adage that "thunder sours milk." If there is any effect of this kind It must be due to the electric state of the air. rather than to the thunder. The great heat which often accompanies a thunder storm, may cause a sudden de velopment of ferments In the milk. Coal Advance Inquiry. Philadelphia Press. The arbitrary advance In the price of domestic coal far and a bo ye the larger cost of mining It by reason of the recent Increase In miners' pay is not going to pass without sharp oftlcal challenge. Representative Dlfenderfer asks congress to direct the secretary of commerce and labor through the bureau of labor to make the necessary Investigation. United States District Attorney Thompson in this city has already procured through ths Department of Justice the assignment of a number of men from the bureau of Investigation for the purpose of making the necessary Inquiry. It is likely, there fore, that the right of the coal companies to mark up the price of their coal at dis cretion may be defined, limited and re stricted, . At present the consumers ot domeeUo sice ot anthracite cftal seem to be wholly dependent on the moderation ot the producers. ISooklnBackward IhfcDay in Omaha COMPILED FROM DEt r llcs J13E 5. Thirty Years Ago An order signed by E. Dickinson, divi sion superintendent, announces the ap pointment of R. W. Baxter as chief train dispatcher of the Wyoming division of the Union Pacific. A performance of "Patience" by the Comiey-Barton Opera company at Boyd's elicited enthusiastic approval. Familiar names among the singers are Miss Marie Jansen, Miss Laura Joyce, Mr. Rlgby B. Bell and Mr. John Housen. The School Board held its regular meeting at the rooms in Williams' block, transacting considerable routine busi ness. Misses McCheane and Andrews were granted tbe use of a room in the high school building for a summer school. The special committee on a hall for com mencement exercises reported having se cured Boyd's opera house and an ad mission fee of 10 cents is to be charged to pay the gas bills, etc. The report of Sergeant Alexander Pol lock of the signal corps in charge of the weather station at Omaha shows that In spite of the general talk that the local rainfall was never so heavy before in May, the rainfall had in fact been greater In the month of May for each of the years 1872, 1873, 1877, 1878, 1S79 and 1881. The opening of the June term of the district court was signalised by the ap pointment of Henry Grebe, J. H. Crowell and John J. Gallifsj its bailiffs, and a committee to exam'ne applicants for ad mission to tbe bar was made up of H. C, Brown. H. C. Wakeley, E. M. Bartlett and Charles R. Redlck. For the board of directors for the Union Pacific Athletic association these new members are elected: M. H. Goble, freight auditor; E. Buckingham, car ac countant department; W. R. Main, tele graph department; W. E. Cooley, pas senger department. Twenty Years Ago Mr. and Mrs. Charles Cole, 1709 North Twentieth street, were Instantly killed on the Douglas street bridge at 4 p. m. and the following persons were injured: Louis Wehril. N- A. Tyson, Counoll Bluffs; Dr. William O. Gorman, wife and child, Council Bluffs; Anna Eirallng, Commercial hotel, Omaha, and Andy Freiburg, 821 North Twentieth street. Omaha. The motor car was running at sn unusually rapid rate in order to make up lost time, when it was wrecked by an obstruction- Omaha beat Toledo, 11 to ft. Old Dave Rowe, as manager, played first base for Omaha, and little Hugh Nichol of ths old St. Louis Browns, played center field for Toledo. Just before the regular services began In the Presbyterian church at South Omaha the organist, Mrs. Munshaw, struck up on a wedding march, at which signal Mr. A. R. Kelly and Miss Huldah Lambert, two of the Magic City's most popular young people, came forward and were united in marriage by the pastor, Rev. Dr. Wheeler. Ten Years Ag Right Rev, John Lancaster Spauldlng, D. D-, bishop of Peoria, 111., was the guest of a dinner given by citlsens of Omaha without regard to religious creed at tbe Omaha club. Catholics, Episco palians, Presbyterians, Baptists and others joined in making It a hospitable occasion. Toasts were responded to by Bishop Spalding, "My Country, 'Tls of Thee;" Senator Charles F. Manderson, "Not What We Gain, but What We Do;" Bishop Scannell, "His Worth Is Warrant for His Welcome;" Dr. George L. Miller, Rev. T. J. Mackay, T. J. Mahoney and Mel Uhl. John Rush acted as toaatmas ter. Head Consul W. A. Northcott of the Modern Woodmen of America made a pilgrimage to Omaha and spoke at tbe Orpheum theater, In which he chopped a few chips out of the plan of assess ment for that order and blazed the way for a change. He said: "After twelve years of experience with our society I have oome to the conclusion that our plan Is not sufficient and that It will bring us trouble In a very few years and I believe that some remedy must be adopted to preserve this order." Mayor Moores wrote a letter to the city council calling attention to the de plorable condition of many asphalt streets, and urging steps for Improve ment. Richard C. Patterson addressed a letter to The Bee, In which he urged that the city council establish public drinking places for dumb animals. A clipping from an Albuquerque paper showed that Judge Ben 8. Baker was making a hit In New Mexico. The clip ping stated: "Judge Benjamin S. Baker Is winning golden opinions as judge of this district and he Is also a pleasing and patriotic orator." People Talked About Some people take their work to bed with them. Not so with O. L. E. Klfng bell. president of the German-American Life Insurance company. At the close ot the busy day devoted to his official duties he lays aside insurance policies and mortgages, and, donning a suit of White overalls, goes out to his pigeon loft, where a host ef feathered pets swait him. 1 SMILING REMAKES. Ethel Maud says she uses lemon juice on her face for her complexion. Marie I wondered where sue got tnat sour look. Boston Transcript "C A1 1 i n w aii. hM a Kill- u t a ,1 mobile. What will you do without a homer "Won't need none after I git the auto; wouldn't never be there, anyhow." Hous- iun rpn. 'Did your husband have luck on his shooting trip?" ine very worst. Me accidentally snot the friend who was Koine to take us un an automobile tour, and missed the man to whom he owed a lot of money." Balti more American. The amateur hunter fired, and some thing limped off through the bush The guide investigated. was that a rare species I hit?" "Not so rare." "What wyui hltr "A fellow named Smith. They're rather plentiful In this vicinlty."-LoulsviUe Courier-Journal. Hub Has your new dress come home yet? Wife Not yet: the dreasmaker Is nut ting the finishing touch on it. Hub Oh, I supposed that I was to gat the finishing touch. Chicago Tribune. "Shadbolt. if you'll heln me out this time I'll be under lasting obligations to you!" "No, you won't Dinguss. By the great horn spoon, you'll pay this one when it's due." Chicago Tribune. Madge What makes you think that your doctor isn't up to date? Marjone I Judge by the papers ana magazines he keeps on the table in his reception room. Judge. St. Peter Well, what do you want? Applicant I'm looking1 for the well known philanthropist who put up the price of ice to the poor and left a million- SISIS' IIIIP When you buy this package you get more food more strength and en ergy building. nourishment k vou set in I K times its meat GHETTI is aU eluten. that ele A 5c ment in which package serves a hndv j family of five there plentifully EPOSITS made on or before June 10th in the SAVINGS DEPART MENT of the UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK will draw interest from June 1st. THREE PER CENT interest is paid on savings deposits and COMPOUNDED SEMI-ANNUALLY. Funds may be with, drawn at any time without notice. The combined capital and surplus is $1,400,000.00. It is the oldest bank in Nebraska Established in 1856. , United States National Bank of Omaha, Nebraska X. T. Barlow, President O. X. HeTerstick, Asst. Cms. O. W. Wattles, Vioe-Pres. B. P. Xorsman, Asst. Cash. T. B. Caldwell, Vioe-Pres. J. O. KoOlnre, Asst. Cash. W. B. Bhoedes, Caahler. O. X. Yates, Asst. Cash, Open on Saturdays Until 9:00 P. M. A BsaaaaaaaeaB; i Hfrrci SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. Bellevue SUMMER SESSION OF EIGHT WEEKS. Qpens Monday, June 10, 1912 College, Normal and High School Courses. Send for announcement with full information. WILLIAM E. NICHOLL, Director. Telephone Bellevue 10. dollar library to his home town when he St Peter Take the elevator going down. Next! Step lively, please '-Boston News-Letter. It was at a 10 and 15-cent vaudeville ticket window. A country villager sp- P"Ten or fifteen?" asked the ticket seller. "Jlst one," said the villager. "I ham t got the fam'ly along-'Wudge THE LETOWN HUMORIST. James Whltcomb Riley Settin "round the stove, last night, Down at Wess- store, was me And Mart Strimples, Tunk and White, And Doo Bills and two or three Fellers of the Mudsock tribe No use tryln' to describe! And ssys Doc, he says, says he, -Talkln' 'bout good things to eat. Ripe MushmilUon's hard to beat! I chawed on. And Mart he 'lewed Wortermllllon beat the mush. "Red," he says, "and juicy. Hush! I ll Jes leave It to the crowd!" Then a Mudsock chap, says he, "Them beats millions! What say, Wess? Punkin pies. I mean," he says. "Punkin's good enough for me- I chawed on. And Wess says, "Well, Tou Jes' fetch that wife of mine AH yer wortermllllon rine And she'll bile It down a spell In with sorghum, I suppose, And what else Lord only knows! But I'm here to tell all hands Them p'serves meets my demands," I chawed on fer quite a spell I chawed on; and White, he says, "Well, I'll Jes" stand In with Wess I'm no hog!" And Tunk says, "I Guess I'll pastur' out on pie, with the Mudsock boys!" says he. "Now, what's yourn?" he says to me. Then I speaks up, slow and dry, "Jes" terbacker!" I-says-I, And you'd ort o' heerd 'em yell! than ten cost in Durum wheat builds up the and sunDlies & v . A The sealed 1 narkatfe Sicfac I m iresnness and ouritv IV. t SB mm WW stavintf nower. And o , are so many de licious dishes that can be made from it. 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