THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, JUNE 3, 1912. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEFATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR BEE BUILDING, FARNAM AND 17TH. Entered at Omaha Fostoffice as second claes matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Bee, one year k.oO Saturday Bee, one year 'l Daily Bee (without Sunday) one year.M.W Dally Bee and gunda), one year S.OJ DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Evening Bee (with Sunday), per jno...-oc Dally Bee (Including Sunday), per mo..6oc Dally Bee (without Sunday), per mo...4ic Address all complaints or irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only J-cent stamps received in payment of small accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha wid eastern exchange, not accepted. . OFFICES. Omaha The Bee building. South Omaha-2318 N St. Council Blutis-76 Scott St. Llncoln-26 Little building. Chicago IMS Marquette building. Kansas City-Reliance building. New York-M West Thirty-third. Washlngton-725 Fourteenth St., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should bs addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. APRIL CIRCULATION. 50,109 'J State of Nebraska, County of Douglaa ,ss Dwlght Williams, circulating manager of The Bee Fumisning company, Dinu duly sworn, says that the average dally :lrculatlon for the montn of April, 1913, was 60,109. DWIGHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this id day of May, 1912. , . (Seal.) ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. Rabat rl be rs leaving the city temporarily should have ' The Be mailed to tbem. , Address will be chaaa-ed as oftea as re .nested. : Everything is grist that comes to Ak-Sar-Ben's mill. Know Omaba better and Omaha will know you better. The Coffee trust ought to be ground down to the very dregs. Lucky presidential contests come too oftener than once in four years. Mr. Rockefeller on the witness stand proves to be an oil king even yet. 7 This week will see all the dele gates under the wire. Then for the borne stretch. . Champ Clark carried Gila county, Arizona, by 17 to 1. Put one over the sacred ratio. The, Chicago convention is sure to draw an 8. R. 0. house without a C. Q. D. signal, Our state supreme court evidently prefers to let Omaha wrestle with Its own paving troubles. - These last showers mean that Ne braska crops are again going down Easy street at a 2:05 gait. A national 1 president-nominating convention needs no press agent to drum tip a demand for seats. , Nothing has happened yet to con vince Senator La Follette, at least for publication, that he will not win. What does the safe and sane Fourth mean? Fewer casualties and more able-bodied boys. Push it along. Apparently the safest place in Nebraska to commit a crime and get away with it is right within the penitentiary walls. Mr. Bryan's Commoner says Roosevelt can be defeated "by any good progressive." Who is a good progressive? Modesty forbids reply. , Iowa votes today in a primary that is. to make nominations for state tickets from which the people will choose In the November election. While . 4,000 New York waiters are striking for more wages and less work, one of their number has started upon a tour of the world without waiting. The rreat $10,000,000 baiaar at Damascus destroyed by fire sent up a feaf ul blavN but nothing as com pared with the light that blinded Paul that day. ' Chicago' birthrate is decreasing, but its population liars are not Pittsburgh lltpatch. That is the way they talk when the Cubs beat the Pirates. - One thing a commission plan city government need not be expected to do and that is to make the same money available in the treasury sup port a large retinue of payroll serv ants at higher salaries than before. ' Prof. Holden is trying to be nominated for governor without having anything to do with polities. Sioux city Journal. The professor's Intentions doubt less are good, whatever may be said of his chances. A Des .Moines city commissioner pressed the Des Moines Capital for the reason of its change of front toward him and here is the reason n got: "Dear John, it was because the Capital had been taking you at your own word for a number of years and we were later than others In finding out that you were a bluffer." That ought to clear op "Dear John's" mind on the subject, anyway.;" - . The Waiters' Strike. The strike .of 4,000 .ew York waiters for more pay and less work is likely to reach complete fruition long before that movement among traveling men to abolish tipping. The guest is probably deriving a good deal of quiet satisfaction from this situation. Of course, his sym pathies are or should be with the proprietor, a mrge part of whose burden the guest has all these years been bearing. The patron would be deeply grieved in behalf of his friend, the host, if the latter were forced by these avaricious waiters to shorten their hours of toil and come up a bit on their pay. There is not more than 50 per cent profit now in the hotel business, even with the guest paying from 25 to 50 per cent of the waiters' wages in tips. No one can figure out how the proprietor tan possibly afford to raise wages Unless he fixes a higher level of -tips and makes their extraction from his guests compulsory on the part of the waiter. For certainly hotels could not find an argument for another upward revision of the bill pf fare. When it comes to ue serious fact, the hotels and cafes in the land that pay living wages to their waiters, ex clusive of the tips they extort from already . overcharged . patrons, are comparatively few, and the higher priced the' eating place, the .larger the tips. In many instances, the waiter's wages really amount to little less than a fee for the privilege of working where he may land fat gratuities. When It comes to saying there is no science in this class of union labor, we take issue; What is more scientific than the art of ex tracting money out of a man dead set and determined against letting go of it? And the waiter's employer fos ters the science by tne condition he creates. Fighting the Drug Habit. President Taft has sent another message to congress urging action to repress the drug habit in this coun try. Congress should act promptly and positively upon the recommenda tion. The secretary of state asserts that unless the American govern ment takes speedy steps in this di rection it may be accused of a half hearted Interest in this vital reform. American missionaries and others have done so much to aid China in trying to overcome this habit, in which there is a national evil, that it would appear1 to be -hypocrisy and weakness for us not to exert our selves to check the scourge -in our own land. ' Scientific investigation shows the appalling rapidity with which the so-called dope mania is spreading in the United States, and the president has more than once called attention to the necessity of doing something to stop it. Congress owes It to the country to enact com prehensive and effective legislation dealing with the situation so far as its Jurisdiction extends. , Publicity for the Church. , The Continent of New York and Chicago, one of the Protestant church's most progressive publica tions, removes its gloves to handle the subject of "Publicity: Its UseB and Its Limits," with reference to the church and Its enterprises, The editorial is thoroughly orthodox with common sense and could with great profit be read by all church men. Most newspapers are ever ready to give the cause of religion a help ing hand, but sometimes the news paper has to say no, even to the church. Hear this, from this church organ: There la nothing in the place of the church In the community nor In Its mis sion for mankind to change the unchang ing fundamental proposition of the news paper business that news Is something new. The conventional, expected, ordi nary thing can never, by any possibility of legerdemain, be made news in a news paper office. How fine if every special seeker after publicity had such a keen ap preciation of the fact as that! Hear again: -' But once let the newspaper know that the church's Idea of news is something new that It expects only its advance steps and fresh achievements and aggres sive Undertakings recorded, not the preaching and praying and singing that (o on Just. the same week after week and Instanter the church will go into a different (news) classification. ... And here is a point most remarka ble to be made by one of the church's own editors: - Evil gets more attention In the news papers than righteousness, of course, be cause evil has no power of continuance and Is always appearing in changed form. But righteousness abides, continues, and by the same token It cannot get the same attention In the dally paper, which each day telln the things of that day-not the abiding things. It would save a lot of ill feelings and misunderstandings and harsh word if that broad view could be more generously shared. After a passing reference to him,' churchman or otherwise, seeking publicity for personal or selfish ends, the Conti nent comes to the crux of the whole question, which, possibly, a daily newspaper might hesitate to ap proach for fear of hurting feelings or being misunderstood: Above all, If the church wants publicity. It must take publicity both coming and going. There Is no other way so. sure to earn disgusted scorn from newspaper men a for the church to demand the publi cation of Its tine deeds and then whine and beg off when Its shortcomings are honestly exposed. Such fearless fairness imputes strength to the enterprises of the church. Such an institution should not think of asking less than this. Its power is enhanced, its position se cured, by Inviting honest criticism. It must understand, as the Continent boldly says, that the blame is not on the secular press that publishes a church scandal, but on the church people who create the scandal. Reporter's Secret His Own. A judge in Milwaukee has again ruled that no law requires a news paper to divulge the source of con fidential Information, and that he may not be made to testify in court against his will. This is in line with a decision some two years ago in a Des Moines court. It is also in line with common sense and Justice. It goes without Baying that a re porter who habitually disclosed where he got his information would soon cease to be a reporter. The ethics and character of modern journalism demand this measure of protection both to the newspaper and the re porter. There are other professions, the ministry, and medicine, for In stance, whose votaries are protected in similar confidential relation. Over and over again the courts have held such secrets Inviolate. Newspaper men have not infre quently gone to jail rather than re veal secrets which they regarded as properly their own, Such a case hap pened not long ago in Missouri. It has always seemed desirable that a legal test of this right be made that would bring down a ruling from the court of last resort, so as to have the principle settled once for all Public opinion, we believe, would co incide with the. decision of the Mil waukee Judge if thorough considera tion were given to .the subject in all its aspects. Every reporter worthy his calling appreciates that his word Is his capital and when that word is given to obtain information, no one has a right to ask him to repudiate it, especially since the reporter, as the. representative' of, the newspaper, acts in the capacity, in the final an alysis, as the agent of the public, of which this paper is the medium of expression and communication. A New York theater man proposes to build a playhouse without a gal lery and he goes farther and says the theaters of the future will have no galleries. Very well, then, let the theaters of the future do what the theaters of the present are not doing, reduce prices to something like a gallery basis. And the standard of theater productions, -s a rule, is no higher than formerly, at that. But whether the theater of the future will have no gallery is up to the gallery god rather than the theater builder. Ellhu Root. Is the ablest man I have known in our government service. I will go farther: he Is the greatest man that has appeared In the public life of any country, In any position, on either side of the ocean, In my time. Theodore Roosevelt. There must be a mistake about this report of opposition to Senator Root for temporary chairman pt the republican national convention. At any rate, no political turmoil nor presidential campaign strife will be permitted to interfere with the starting of Ak-Sar-Ben's initiation mill at the regularly scheduled time or dim the glory of Ak-Sar-Ben's royal pageantry when pulled off as the crowning achievement in the fall. The chief Justice' of the Indiana supreme court reiterates that the law is not an exact science. No, and after sizing up some of the law makers one wonders how it may be called a science at all. Have Yon Noticed Itt Washington Post. Did you ever notice that the boy who couldn't memorise a stanza of Shake speare to save his head from the block can sing a rag time tune the first time he hears it? A Money-MaWlim Business. Brooklyn Eagle. All the leaders of social unrest are well off and are coining money out of tfielr. opposition.-' There is very . little money to be made In leading cr mislead ing the self-possessed and contented. Hot Times In the Old Camp. Cleveland Plain-Dealer. The boys In blue who are expecting somewhat of a picnic down In Cuba may have forgotten that the June, tempera ture In the vicinity of Ouantanamo aver ages (Something like 130 In the shade. Merciful Coal Unrolls. Philadelphia Bulletin. The coal operators say that "the peo ple are being let off easy." When . !t comes the turn of the people to sit n the seats of the Judges, they may show the same quality of mercy to the offend ing coal trust . . , Proirrcnalvo Spirit Meuagr, Chicago Record-Herald. A spirit medium makes the announce ment that she haa received a message from the late Dr. Funk. The spirit of the doctor Is reported to have said: "Much can and will be revealed, but honesty Is the best principle," It Is a great Improvement on the ordinary spirit message. , Convention News for Women. Philadelphia Press. The fact that there will be four women delegates to the republican national con vention will make the descriptions of that event of Interest to women readers of newspapers who , do not care tor poli tics. They4 will, want to see what the women delegates wear, and how It Is trimmed, and whether they have a new gown for each session of the convention. All this Information will be Important and necessary, and no one need be afraid It will not be given. Few will 6e more conspicuous than the four women dele gates, and they will . all have . their pictures' in the , paper, - . EooklnoBackward invman; aj COMPILED PROM B FIIX4 JUKE 3. Thirty, Years Ago The B. & M. boys are elated over their trip to Atlantic, la., where they pounded the local nine for a score of & to 2. A picked nine each from the general ticket and auditing 6fflces of the Union Pacific, played on the grounds In Lake's addition with the help of Frank Bandle and Sam Nash, the ticket nine winning the foot race by 21 to 17. Brandt and Durley of the B. & M. nine will go east next week on a vacation and the club will not play during their absence. A special meeting of the Board of Trade, with President II. G. Clark in the chair, discussed paving and paving ma terials, listening first to an address by A. L. Barbour of Washington; D. C, favoring the use of asphalt. A peculiar accident took place whereby a brick sent down a shute where some repairs were being made at the Llnlnger & Metcalfe warehouse struck a 10-year- old boy, William Snyder his father works. In Simpson's carriage factory at play with a companion, and fractured his skull with fatar result, although Drs, Darrow and Parker were called in. Nebraska City and Fremont were con nected by telephone today for several hours while G. W. Dorsey and Judge Kinney talked horse. The Tlvoll swimming school has been formally opened. , . J. C. Post has been appointed deputy traveling collector of internal revenue for the district north of the Platte and Major Balcombe has been commissioned as gauger at the Willow Spririfes dls tlllcry. A fine medal has been constructed for John Rush by John Baumer, the Jeweler, to be given as a prize to St. Catherine's academy. Twenty Years Agi The initial meeting of the Ladles' auxtll ary board to the Nebraska Columbian commission was held at the Millard to organize and outline Its work. The mem bers were: Mesdames C. H. Van Wyck, Wyoming, Neb.. M. A. Bock, A. Peter son and E. L. Eaton, Omaha; E. C Langworthy, Seward; J. H. Smith, Lin coln; E. H. Stewart, Blair; Alice D. Hume, Harvard; C. A. Wells, Matson; J. H. Lynch, Hebron; Juan Boyle, Kear ney; W. H. McDonald, North Platte; Misses Elisabeth W. Irwin, Lincoln and Antoinette Wortham, Pawnee City. Mrs. J. 8. Briggs, the Nebraska member of the National Board of Lady Managers, was made president of the auxiliary board. Paul Helnrlch, assistant auditor of the B. & M. railroad, died at his residence, 2006 Burt street. ' after a prolonged ill ness. It was decided to have the body taken by Edward Brandt to New York. Many Eighth ward .republicans at Schroeder's hall, Twenty-fourth and Cuming streets, organized a club with John W. Nichols as president, T. L. Barnett as secretary and Dr. Spalding, treasurer. i O. B. Simpson, superintendent of the Wells-Fargo Express company, left for a trip through Missouri and Indian Ter ritory. ' J. R. Buchanan, general passenger agent of the Elkhom, returned from Chicago, where he was made chairman of the Western Passenger association. Ten Years Ago Gibson, pitching for Kansas City, held Omaha to two hits and one run while his teammates were, netting ten hits and seven runs off Colonel Podge AUo way. H. W. Sawyer of the Omaha police de partment and Miss Catharine Brady were united In matrimony by Father M. M. Bronsgeest at St. John's Catholic church. Miss Myrtle Brady, sister of the bride, and Charles Potter were the attendants. A reception was held at the home of the bride's parents, 2124 Chicago street." Mrs. W. W. Keysor gave a lecture on "The Christ Child in Art" at the Kountze Memorial Lutheran church. I. J. Dunn, deputy county attorney, filed a complaint of libel against the Hon. Doc Tanner, editor of the South Omaha Democrat. His sensitive cuticle had been pricked by the trenchant pen of that famous editor. The action was deprecated by unterrlfled democrats, who felt that locally they had already enough grief to bear. People Talked About Mrs. Mary A. Cronan has been ap pointed official story teller to the Boston public library. For the last several years Mrs. Cronan haa been a volunteer story teller to the children of one of the branch libraries, giving a part of her spare time each week to various settlements. The secretary of the historical society of Kansas la authority for the statement that 2.400 towns have disappeared from the map of the "bleeding commonwealth " The devastation occurred before the ar rival of Governor Stubbs and William Allen White. Everything Is lovely now. A disciple of the Mole St. Nicholas liar is putting out some short but classy observations on the mortality list of the Italo-Turklsh war. One day a fine buncn of Italians are put out Of business. Next day half a thousand Turks are fixed for cemetery exercises, On the third day the "dead ones" are scrapping as usual. Two hundred ministers of Chicago have approved of Dt-an Sumner's scheme of requiring a health certificate with a mar rlage license. This Is reciprocity with a pure label. A doctor, unable to save a sick person, sends for a minister. The ministers now reciprocate by giving tho doctors the first crack at the marriage fee. Miss Eleanor Stabler, a pretty Brook lyn girl, has made a new record for strength at Radcllffe College. Her all round, ability and evenness of develop ment are remarkable. Her development is due to her tennis playing. She spends several hours every day throughout the season on the tennis courts. Miss Stabler Is five feet six inches tall and weighs 110 pounds. . It will be noted that the Boston widow who gave up an annual income of MOO.OOO to marry (or lore had six years In which to accumulate feathers tor the new nest. Within twelve months the deaths of Joseph Pulltxer, John Jaeob Attar, Ben jamin Guggenheim and Isador Straus, the last three being victim of the T tanlo disaster, raised the total of Now Tork's inheritance tax t 120,000,000. Never before, slnoa the tax- was levied, nava so many great fortune fattened the state's Inheritance revenue. inisuav . Long Fight Ahead Duration of Former Repub lican Xatlonal Conventions Plane for the Coming; One. , St. Louts Globe-Democrat (rep.). The committee of arrangements for the republican national gathering look for an unusually long convention. Tickets of ad mission are Issued for Tuesday, June 18, and for four succeeding days, and the ticket for the last of those days carries the legend that it will be good for all sessions "thereafter that the convention may continue." This indicates that the committee thinks there la a possibility that the business on hand may not be completed by Saturday night, and that work may have to be resumed on the fol lowing Monday It Is a wise precaution. When the national committee decided to begin Its own work on June 8. twelve days before the opening of the convention. It recognized the fact that; In making out the convention's temporary roll, It would have a large task on its hands. i Not often have republican national con ventions lasted longer than three days. Sometimes, as In TSSS, when Fremont was selected, and In 1872. 'when Grant was nominated for a second term, the work was completed In two days. There was a good deal of excitement and much un certainty regarding the; outcome of the convention of 1S60, whldh put Lincoln for ward for his first term, but It did Its work m three days, as did that of 1876, In which It was Blaine against the "field." and in which the "field" combined on the seventh, ballot and . nominated Haye3. Three days were, all that were needed by the convention of . 1896, . which was con vulsed by the silver fight,, and in which there was a "walkout" by Teller, Cannon, Dubois and their associates, -who went over to the democracy. In that conven tion, however, only one ballot for the presidential nominee was 'needed, McKln ley carrying off the prize. But the national committee Is justi fied in expecting a more tumultuous time in 1912 than has been seen In a republican gathering In recent years. The convention which nominated Har rison the second time lasted four days, although only one ballot was necessary. Likewise the convention of 1884, which nominated Blaine, lasted four days. That was the only republican convention in which the choice of the national com mittee for temporary chairman was re jected by the big assemblage. The con vention of 1888, which had the largest number of local favorites ever seen In a republtean presidential gathering, lasted six days and was carried by Harrison. But the convention of 1880, which, had a third term issue before It, Grant being put forward by some of his friends for a new election, and in which Garfield was nominated to end the wrangle be tween . bigger men, took thlrty-slx bal lots and lasted seven days, breaking aU the republican records In each particular. Possibly the proceedings In Chicago a few weeks hence will be equally halcyon and vociferous. A WELCOME DECISION. Freebooters of Fictitious Capital Brought to a Halt. Chicago Tribune. The federal supreme court haa just handed down a decision which is an admirable expression of the aroused moral consciousness of the evils prac ticed in what is Ironically called "high finance." Certain high financiers of an unfortu nately familiar type organized a cor poration and proceeded to sell to this corporation which ' was merely a legal fiction and absolutely their creature property owned by them. The valuation affirmed in this theoretical sale was, of course, exorbitant, but on the basis of It stock was sold to the public. The device Is well known, and a cer tain kind of legal login is relied upon to protect It. The supreme court now has refused to countenance It, and the wholly unearned and unsupported profits must be returned. The number of American fortunes that within the last quarter of a century have been built upon such legerdemain Is not pleasant to contemplate. They are inde-1 fenslble from any point of view save that of formal law. They should no longer be defensible even from that point. They do not represent any economy, any benefit of organisation, any creation of new value. They represent merely the cheating, of legitimate Investors. That we have permitted the Get-Rlch- Quiok Walllngfords to thrive as they ha" In America Is a reproach to our laws, our courts and social morals. The Spanish Main of our "high finance" needs to be swept clean of the freebooter. Sltctna- the Express Melon. Brooklyn Eagle. The express companies are now show ing the government how to save $13,000,- 000 by . permitting them to run the pro posed parcels post. They are getting nervous. The Washington, Investigation, It will be remembered, showed by the books of the companies that 4,000 over charges or undercharges had been made by one company in one day and 8,000 by another company in one day. While many of these errors were honestly made by the express agents, It is noticeable that the company usually got the benefit. There has been gratifying, progress un der the Taft administration In handling this parcels post business. - Tinea mil Men Change. ,,j .Boston Transcript How time does change men and their estimates of other men! In 1908, ' Colonel Roosevelt had not the slightest objec tion to the designation of Ellhu Root as temporary chairman of the republican national convention. In fact, he was so much pleased with It 'that he was commonly supposed to have .suggested It himself. In the following year Mr. Root became secretary of state and earned, a he deserved, the warmest praise of Presi dent Roosevelt It is not Senator Root who has changed In these years. "Wilson, That's AH." t Indianapolis News. , It was a good day for Wood row Wil son. He won twenty-four, at least, of his own state delegation, Including the dele-gates-at-large. He won Minnesota 'also, and Texas' solid. And. just by way of good measure, the official vote shows that he carried Governor Harmon's home county In Ohio. PRIMARY REFLECTIONS. New York World: Another direot primary election shows another tre mendous victory for "the people" and less than half the republicans taking the trou ble to vote. Sioux City Journal; On an average, the colonel s popular vote at the primaries represents about 25 per cent of the total republican vote. The demonstration, such as it Is, Is that the colonel Is strong with about one republican In four. Question: What are the other three republicans going to do If asked to vote for the colonel for a third term? He ought to get all three of them to be elected this year. Springfield Repubii-an: Again it was a "light vote." On the democratic side, with Only Governor Wilson in the running against spite delegates instructed for no body, this was not surprising perhaps. But. on the republican side, it was much more remarkable. It seemed as If there was uproar enough to drive every re publican to the primaries to choose be tween Roosevelt and Taft. Tet fully half of them declined Ho vote. What wlil they do In November? . Philadelphia Record: And after all the hubbub and humiliation Involved In the presidential preference scrimmage In New Jersey, not one-half of the voter could be Induced , to take part in the shindy. Of course there can bo no accurato account ing for the real proference of the. non voters, but In declining to take part In a brawl in which the vanquished participant pleaded in excuse the pressure of hu miliating necessity and the victor the brutal joy of a bull moose, the citizens who stayed away from the polls and are uncommitted in advance are In a position better to give final shape to the Novem ber verdict. Philadelphia Press: There is a preven lent belief throughout the country, wherever direct primaries are held, that the value of such elections would be greatly enhanced If some way were found to prevent the voters of one party from casting their votes for candidates of the Other. ' Each party Is entitled to make Its own nominations without interference, but does not always do so under the present system. The complaint about this weakness In the primary system Is gen eral, but no way to cure It ha been found, and as far as we know none that would effectively answer the purpose has been suggested. Goodaeaa Long; Drawn Out. Pittsburgh Dispatch. The bitterness of the primary contest this year Is arousing a sentiment for hold ing primaries In all states on the same day. That would enable us to get through with the hullabaloo and agony at one stroke. But how Is It to be gone at with out another Invasion of state rights by a federal law enacting a national uniform primaries act? No Place Like The Seashore When Sultry Days Ares Due A feW weeks bathing arid sailing- living on - and in the water make summer endurable.' Special 30-Day Round-Trip Tickets To New York, Atlantic City, Cape May, Asbury Park, Long Branch, Norfolk Direct, or good for stop-overs at Baltimore, Washington and Philadelphia. Daily, June 1st to September 30th, via Pennsylvania Lines The benefit of reduced fares may be obtained from points In the West if passengers ask for tickets over Pennsylvania Lines, or by addressing the Pennsylvania's representative, who will cheerfully v furnish full particulars and assist in arranging details. W. H. ROWLAND, Traveling: Passenger Agent 31 City National Bank Building. OMAHA, NEB. Letters by Telegraph How Long Are They ? There are both Day Letters ixA Night Letters. Each begins with fifty words, but you may make them as long as you please. " Write your letter just as if it were to be sent by maiL If you wish to reach your corre spondent -today, send it by telegraph as a Day Letter. If delivery tomorrow morning will . do, send it as a Night Letter. . Full information by Telephone THE WESTERN UNION TELEGRAPH COMPANY GRINS AND GROANS. "Sometimes," said Uncle ' Eben, you sees a reform shouter dafs like a lawn mower out of repair. It kin make a racket dat wakes up de neighborhood, but it don't cut no grass." Washington Star. "Captain," said the pilot, anxiously, "I fear the vessel Is ashore." "Humph!" ejaculated the captain, as the steamer's nose went further Into the mud, "your fears seem to be like the ves selwell grounded." Baltimore Amer ican. She I see here that a woman doctor says the girls should stand on their heads twice a day: nati Enquirer. ' Millie Was that your intended with whom I saw you yesterady? Grace Yes, my present "future," so to speak, Satire. 'Does he Inv her?" "Does he love her? I should think lie does. He's promised to marqh with her In the suffragette parade." Washington Herald. Saxon It's a fine morning, San4y. (Sandy grunts.) Saxon 1 said It was a fine morning, Sandy. Sandy Verra weel.vejra weel! 1 dlnna want tae argue! London Opinion. Bragg-If my wife had the right to.. votn she'd be sure to favor all the can didates I opposed. . Ragg Pretty talk for an old married man. Don't you see you'd have- her with you by pretending to favor the can didates you didn't favor. Some men never seem to gain experience through marriage. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I won't play poker with that fellow any more. He's entirely too smooth. He bobbed up last night with four aces." "What's wrong about that?" - "I had dealt him four queens." Louis ville Courier-Journal. THE STUMBLES. Detroit Free Press. If you've faltered by the" way, 'Stumbled much or gone astray, -Just begin afresh today, . - - Buckle to It, For the errors you liave made ' And the faults that you've displayed. Needn't leave you sore dismayed. We all do it ... : , There is none so wise or great But has faltered in bis gait. Left the pathway that is straight. And been humbled. And in every great man's wake There is many a mistake. That his courage tried to shake When he stumbled. Just because you've lost one fight Do not cease to seek the right, Battle on with all your might, Fame will crown you; Yesterday is passed and gone, It's mistake don't dwell upon, If you'll only struggle on They can't down you. If you blundered yesterday, Do not cling to your dismay, Rise to seek a better way When you've tumbled.- Keep up your courage, struggle on." Here's a thought to dwell upon. You are not the only one Who has stumbled;