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abHIre learlma toe oity
(gwevllr ' eltoel ka Tk
Itos eulte to tkem. Arew
CI ko ikuiM M ultmrn M mm
i boost tor Omah Bd '.hea boott
'
Tb re war tn Cuba to oaly tba
bappoolDf ef tha axpaeud.
Tba Brit caaa it fatting to ba ova
ef Kin. City's permanent laatlto
tiooa. tba amand for amallar eoing doaa
ot eoma from tboaa who maka blf
BOM7.
Sa alfaa ot ur baaa ball atrlka
ea tba local diamond except tba
trlk-out.
In spirit, Colli Madison doubtless
enjoyed ths tea ths women gave Is
her honor.
Nobody begrudges Charles W.
Uorse hi latest six-months' Install
ment ot life.
"What' la a name!" Not bloom
ing thing. Look
month ot Mty.
at the rainless
Colonsl Y later bobs Into tbs fore
front one more. . Yea can t keen a
good man down.
5 The entire Detroit team want out
en one strike, and than every man
mads a home run.-
"Money la quiet," says aa eastern
stock report. Then It Is not talking
as it usually does.
k Nebraska wheat and alfalfa just
go booming right along as.lt rala
was as plentiful aa politics. ,
j . I '5 '
, As a mother of presidents, Ohio ap
parently has no more fsmlly pride
than has New York or lows.
It to a eerulnty that both conven
tions at Chicago and at Baltimore
will be worth going miles to see.
i -
.Mr. Bryan referred to bis third
defeat a "Tbe Mystery ot 1101.
Come ob bow and yon will have tba
sequel.
That Massachusetts man who la
buying up second band false teeth
probably expects to do a lot ot rag
caewlng. ,
' Mr, Bryan urges all church mem
bers to get into politics. . What
about Inviting all politicians to get
Into church?
a While we sue tbe Coffee trust and
attack the Sugar trust, we go right
oa drinking our sweetened i beverage
at the earns old prices.
Our Indians are aot dying out.
says an anthropologist. That Winne
bago Johnson pitching for 8t Joseph
certainly Is a live one.
One thing that might be urged la
behalf of Governor Foes aa a demo
cratic presidential candidate is his
refusal to commute the sentence of
Murderer Rlcheson.
' The annual output of the sweet
girl graduates la our midst la re
minder that w have tbla one Indus
try steadily expanding aad con
stantly preapertng.
In th meantime, Omaha to paying
41 ptr cent Interest t $7,08,00
of water bonds whose proceeds are
lying la the bank drawing tar aa
only 2 per cent Interest.
At any rate, the tMeatatl caadt
datea for misnlsatosj plan eetjacxV
BMaahip are spared the aiirassiq et
vnsJiis with tt herd of av
Sointtv ptnee asejketx, tt that hi easm
iressticg Tawn.
OHe ha isealj'-tws aseaihcia f
enssxreaa agaiaat .ViWeesia atz, ao
UtssitA BBft rafsstxve svosssrrlaBs eat the
Ofck prtraajy a s mmst V.Mj
by A SZJtmt tsmsJkw aa Oft
at enwrctfesti ta a, tjmt) rassaSry ta.
1 1 I I I i
Tto Keeded Sulet.
Tba chief reaaoa for adopting tea
commlMioa plan of city Tr"naI
for Omaha vat wldeapraad dealra
to bava tba affairs of tba city admln-
Utered in a mora buiinessllka man
ner, aad all tba candidates who
sought popular support promised to
help fulfill that expectation. With
this purpose in view, tba coanellmaa
ought to lay down two proposition
aa conditions presedent to tba ap
pointment of subordinate officers and
employes.
First A rule should be estab
lished barring appointees from be
coming candidates for electlTt of
fices. When a city employs files for
nomination in tba primary that
abould be hia resignation, and be
should not be allowed to use the time
be Is paid to devote to city business
campaigning to promote his personal
political fortunes. .
Second. A rule should be estab
lished requiring all city employee re
ceiving full salary to devote their
full time to tbe business of the city,
and prohibiting them from engaging
In outaide business or employment of
tbeir own account, except wltb ax
press and specific permission granted
on application, stating tba character
and extent of the saint. Where a
city employe is at the aame time ac
cepting private employment or
soliciting buaineaa for bis own profit,
it Is hard for him to distinguish be
tween official favor and personal ac
commodation, because tba line be
tween legitimate and improper pay
ments of privileges la at best hazy.
If any city employe is la outside busi
ness or employment which la on tba
square, and which he hai a right to
engage tn, he ought not to be afraid
to put It up to tbe council to graftl
him permission and to do It la tbe
open.
Tbe adoption of these two rules
would, we feel euro, work wonders
for efficiency In tbe city hall, where
la tbe put nearly every other man
on tbe payroll baa bees either run
ning periodically for office or pursu
ing soma side line ot his own.
Falu Demooratio Economy.
Another example of false economy
practiced by the dtmoertts In tht
bout comes to light la tbslr wiping
out of the appropriation for main
taining tba consular service organisa
tion within tbe State Department, by
which rest advantage were to b
achieved for our commerce la foreign
land. Tbe aenate, it it to be hoped.
will not permit this action to become
law.
A statement Issued under direction
ot the Stale department declares (tat
this astoundlngly reactionary lsgts-
lstion It passed, would destroy the
divisions ot Latin-American, tar east
ern, near eastern and European af
fairs ahd would deprive tba depart
ment of th services" ef the toe
necessary to etrry oa this Important
work. This statement tdds: "It may
be said with absolute accuracy that
such legiilstioa would put the I'aited
Histtt in the rear rank of all tbe
governments In tbs matter of leglll
mate and effective support to worthy
American enterprise and to foreign
commerce, and would do all tbla at
the vary tpoch la our history when
our foreign relation aad our foreign
trad have become vastly more Im
portent tbsa ver befor and are
plainly teen to be on tbe way to an
Importance which WH b every year
greater to the manufacturer, the busi
ness maa, ths exporter, the farmer
and ths laborer ot the Vslttd States.
Tet this to what the democrats
call economy. Tbe appropriation they
would wipe out amounts to $$4,000
a year. Such gallery play Mil for
exposure. Congrea estaaot afford
to do anything that will destroy the
work of th Btato department to
build up our foreign trade, especially
whea th department Is doing that.
sa la this case, at a nominal sxpease
to the government -
Is Tezai gat to Titaoio,
Th bigness ot modern thought
sad action ha a better Indices than
our ocean vessels ot todsy. In every
thing tbe maximum Is ths only end
worth while. la traveling we -must
make the ultimate speed, ta warfare.
ths biggest gu a. Speed mania recently
sent the Tltanto to the bottom ot the
tea and dreadnaugbt mania baa Just
lauaeaeg toe most mammoth war
ship w have ever coastruotad. That,
too. la a time et peace with eve the
taint appeal of diaarmament b rest
ing apoa our ear ta th distance.
But, ot course. If war did coma. It
would be mere vast aad mere terrible
tbsa war had ever be, so we must
bsv titanic means ot offense and
defease, aa oar adversary would have.
Th Titanic waa ttl feet la length
aad feeCwlde. The Texas mess-
are ttl by S feet. The great
tenter vessel displaced 44.(06 toaa.
tbe battleship displaces SI, 09. The
Titanic cost tl0,00e, complete,
the cost of the Tea was 11,0,
. Bat Wits aQ this stapeatlona
oetlsy for tin pa at aanlhl
power ta war, the Tsxaa, ta B prob-
tbilttj. barring snrldtata, win
vtve tt say ef swfalatss a4 be
tag vrUhowt, ewer betlg
the asrvkst tar wtdca B. hsa
baTH aa ae eassW Ti Hj
ta
hafe em
jhrWyac. Thai ma." J Lmlimm.
t TTTCt KIT IT. nUAUl VHITIAV ' MAY mZ. ISt-lX.'.
growing power of peace, for the
majority In the house, which con
trolled this action, was anxlout
merely to make a showing tor re
trenchment. lo ImttgiaAry Line
The international boundary be
tween tbe Cntted 8tatee and Mexico
baa bow bee marked by a cordon of
olive drab uniforms, as a simple pre
caution by the United States to en
able Mexican belligerents to locate
tbe line with more precision than
they did last year. It happens that
each olive drabbed soldier holds in
bis hands a rifle to tire point to his
position, so nothing imaginary about
this border remains.
Ths American government wants it
understood that tt will not temporize
with Mexico, whether It be federal
or rebel, who fires across this line.
We have exhibited remarkable for
bearance under tbe street of harass
ing conditions, and now it Is up to
our southern neighbors to do the for
bearing. Of coarse, it to not expected
that clash of arms shall result be
tween this country and Mexico but
Mexico will have to be more careful
where rt shoots from now on. In
coming to ths crisis of Its revolution
It It ls-Mt will see that tbe casual
ties are confined to Its own aide of
this boundary line. v
It has called fofcareful atatesman-
shlp to bsndls this Msxican situation
from our standpoint and wa think It
ill be generally admitted that the
president hss displayed this kind of
atatesmanablp, managing so far with
rare discernment to avoid clash or
entanglement
Coit of a Strike.
Tba satlmattd coat of tbe period ot
Idleness ot the anthracite coal min
ers, pending a settlement of their de-
meads, wsa t47.lS5.000. Thl wa
divided aa follow: lot la wag to
th mn, 14.l7t,000; lota la profit
to th companies. 11.460.000; lot
to rallroede in. freight, tlMSI.OOO;
lot to tellers of supplies, 4,J75r
000; loss to trainmen la wage,
1430,000; lost to rstall merchants.
11,400,000.
This prodigal wests covers th very
brief period of forty-six days. Wbst
If the real etrike hsd com and
lasted indefinitely? Well, th coal
miner' strike la 1101 rspresented a
lew of $100,100,000. And yet capi
tal aad labor will permit strikes. Tbs
freight bisdleri and their mployr
have so fsr disagreed that th men
are ordered out everywhere. If they
go their actios will riouly Inter
fere with bueiness and Impose tr-
mendous cost upon all concerned.
And who are all concerned? In
th .case ot tbe miner, they lost
most; atxt to th railroads, which
were only indirectly Involved. Train
man, merchants and sellers ot sup
plies, which bad ao remote part In
th dispute, sll suffered. ' And ths
burdea of every etrike fall heevlest
upon th Innocent public. That I
th chief reaeon why etrike should
never be brought about Both sides
ebould recognU th equltle et stake
enough to avoid them. In thl case.
It would seem easily poealbls to retch
a peaceful "agreement, especially
since the coel miner bav and th
glacer ere doing to.
Tb death of President David B
Perry of Doane college will b a se
vere loea to that Institution, who
destinies he hss to long directed. Not
that tbe future of Doane to dependent
upon tbe life of ny on mn, for tbs
work dons by President Perry baa
laid deep and strong foundation, but
hit personal Influence waa a great
factor In Doane college education,
and this It to that I tost
Th country thould be safe tor the
Urn being, with th Presbyterisne In
session In LoutsvtUs, tbs Bsptlst In
Dos Molnet and th Methodltt in
MtsBMpolls
A beauty doctor says anybody can
b pretty. Yes, "pretty to at pretty
doe," caid th old school reader long
befor th day of professional besu
tlfler. If th elective councilmen put tn
full time for a full salary, th p-
polntlv employe of the city ought
to be willing to do likewise snd try
realty to earn tbeir money. '
The democrat keep oa tailing us
they favor early adjournment of
congress. Tbs Urn lock on that talk
want (but two months ago. '
Isms- Fat.
Oevelad plain Dealer.
The United rUatee spent S3. MS est ea
funerals last yean Ss araeh mooey sssct
-end oe meny et tbe wrong eeopte
burled!
Pe Ls Aeeeasi
einct e the eaVaJMlag errUlaa
mt tbe Isdlaa we setnt tn lb tact
Aa ObJt Qn Sly.
Clsvslsa rials Dew kg.
Iwitim that the bet ef ran Tarn
PiaelSuH tlrssusks te hi Che rnc a
has t wbether at 1 ill a oma
l 'ahZmnaw WaZ?1pnBl' "
ThbDay inOmalia
COMPUXO FROM SU ritX
MAX tU.
Thirty Years Ago
rnnx jsxyo. aa ow um lawma in
Omaha, speared at Bard's seem house
ta tbe delightful backwoods Myi. "Davy
Crockett' His recepUoa amounted al
most to sa ovation. He was support
by Miss Laura Clancey.
Is explaining tbe awar for tke con
tract (or the construct! oe ef tbe north
Omaha brick sewer to Hugh If urpby. Be
readers ant told that it baa beta let to
an artist la sewer eonatruction. and that
JO. Murphy is "a young sua and ex
ceeding pleasant aequaiotaaae. sa well
aa s goo boat an a sutler workman."
It is reported on good authority that
Hon. Wsbster Snyder has beta elected
ceaersl manager of th Louisville, Evans-
Till A St Louie railroad. Mr. Border
waa at one time general superintendent
of tba I'nloB Pacific.
It Is also announced that Homer fttuli.
president of our city council and on
of our most prominent attorneys, hat
been made the right-of-way attorney for
the Union Pacific, succeeding the late
A. L. BoMnsoa.
George Mercer.' the little son ot Dr.
1 D. Mercer, sad a companion about
the eaaw else fell from s tree ta whiofc
thy were playin. and the former sus
tained a compound fracture ef the right
hip. , w
Custer and Kearney pests. Grand Army
ot the Republic, bav taken notion for
Dsooratioa das' observenos. , .
Twenty Veers Ago
Rev. B. B. Graham, editor of Tbe Mid
land, left tor Allechwiy, Pa., to attend
the general assembly of tht United Pre
bytertsn church, tie expected te visit
Mew Terk end Boston before returning.
rtamoa Drak rsined as superin
tendent ef the telephone company.
Mrs. Mark C. Mayers and Mrs. 1. B.
Herroa of Creston. la., war th guest
ot Mr. sod Mrs. Kosenberry ef Mounts
Place. .., ;
Major Butler left for Miles City. Mont.,
to reeume editorial charge ef tbe Stock
Orowere' Journal, -one et the leedia
papsrs f that city. ...
Minor W. Bruce arrived fren Wathlao
tea. and after a brief visit tateeded te
so to hi old hems In CMlghton, and
then to start for Alaska.
Mr. Mary Knott Twentieth and Cum
in street wee throws from her buggy
and severely bruised stoat tbs face,
while br left arm was fractured below
th lbw.
Tht young ladles ef Saratoga gave a
pretty party at Lyceum hall la the even
ing. Miss Nettie A mock and Miss Padie
Keller took care ef the door; Mis Clara
Keller, Mist Emms Klr, Ma Mary
rrsdcrioktoa and Miss Anna Huakeid
acted as recaption end floor eenuarttee.
Messrs. Nardln. Laurwlns and Lessee-
Use furnished the music The beautiful
feature et the evenins was lb (rand
march led by VI Is O. Matthews and W.
9. Chort. : .
Tea Year Ago
The democratic county commit' mt
and eettded epos rh dales of tbslr pri
mary and nominating county eonven
tlene, 14 Howell wsa appointed chair
man an John Reaaan, Pat Ford and
Hebart Wlluams a committee te wail
upon democratic members of the county
board and ask then te co-operst for
democrstlo victory. Tk usual lack ef
uermonv character! th nreotedln.
Saturday sflernoe a team driven by
Albert Qordtn bocams unruly at Kih.
tetath snd Cass streets and Seabed eft
tower Stitetnth street, throwing Mi.
Gordon te the sroun sad dragging aim
for fifty feet. He was bruised, but aot
seriously Injured.
Hon. C. L, Austin ef Bufflsld. Cona,
whs bad been -visum m Omaha ss the
giMst ef Messrs. T. snd U A Harmon,
left for bit homo In tbe east. -
Charles Osstoa. it years ot ace, waa
rowned tn Cut-off take about noon. Ho
bad bees out la a rowboat with tw ether
Isds end when they ttsroaek the Iowa
shore, Charley Jumped out. thinking the
water was shsllow. He seised th tide ot
the boat and It overturned, giving the
Mhr teye all they could de te ssvs them
selves. ,
People Talked About
I ite--.. I
J
. .. v . r '
i A yder. ear aw bead ef pmUm nasi
health ennailaaawan. was a as ai seat
ansa, aad woa eej. before ha per
srittsd tbe I isli eg Oaoah te hiSi'i
bam week tar taeea, -V . . . -
TW aai,hiilae the, trjeome ktx as
easa, wett Mat oet see earn ef
Bat et tbaea who ae the tea aea the 1
atasaea. Thmt the aoce ef tba aSsass wem 1
tkahs thn em li warn -
whaw tt the saMseYkia et n e the
t hex bet am lsiiliiia gases sjara BJb
lefeMfflfe
"l eU Dawe" Aaan-tjlst.
SOCTH OMAHA. May S.-T0 the
Editor of Tba Bee: AU good patri
otic American citisens wni endorse and
applaud tbe radical steps . necessarily
adopted by the Staid citisens. of that
splendid tittle city ef San Diego la ex
pellla from tbeir midst that arch fiend
of anarchy. Doc. Reitman. Tbs greatest
menace at present to the American peo
ple tod cover ament Is the seditious prin
ciples and policies sAvocated and pro
mulgated throughout our land, - en
courses by that band of revolutionists
tbe L W. W. ef ana Dieso.
These enemies ef . coed - government
would aot be sersaltted to preach their
incendiary dogmas In any wen governed
country en God's greea earth.
Then why In America?. There are no
better People, ss a community, anywhere
than the quiet, sedate inhabitants of
Baa Piece. 1 nave seea the streets and
parka ot that city obstructed day after
day by the law-defying apostles of se
dition haranguing th crowds that would
stop to listen. Their anathemas were es
pecially directed against the Masonic or
der and th great order of Odd Fellow
ship, whom they seesrtea dominated our
(OTernjneetal affaire.
I have discovered several grades of
social 1st a, many ef whom are honest In
their convictions and de not partake ef
tbe radicalism et the Industrial Work
ers of the World, who art con
tinually towing the teed of strife.
which will eventually terminals In the
upheaval ef our government if not tup-
pressed, tnd who should bt deported by
th strong arm ef tbe law or. If mutt be.
by tht patriotic impulse of the better
citisens of every community wber they
nourish snd make trouble. Let the people
rule. DAVID ANDERSON,
ABIIE tHDft PATE.fT LAW.
Odlont aad Opsveeelve Meaepellee
Glvea Free Hand.
' Springfield (Mas.) Republican.
The president's message e patent laws
it at progressive a tuts paper ss has
emerged from tbe White House i years.
Mr. Tail advises that a commlstloa be
sppolnted to study ths problem ef patent
law revision, but at the same time he
ranges himself squarely eft lb eld ot
tbe revisionists, who have been aroused
te activity sines ths supreme court's de
cision la recent celebrated case Invotv.
tng the right ef tbe purchaser ef a pat
ented mscbins te ua whatever Ink, be
liked In operating a machine.
Tht doctrine of tht rights ef owners of
patents baa been pushed too far snd a
burdensome snd oppressive monopoly
has often been created at the result of
lb interpretation of tbe laws. Ths prssl
dent recognises tbla fact and eel la for
remedial kurislttlon. Tht rltustlon in con
gress Justifies him, hewtver, is asking
for en Invsstlgatlng commission, Inas
much as the Oldflsld MIL pending In tbe
house snd embodying la s large degree
tbe reform dsalred, bae little chance of
being passed by both branches at the
present session.
Th bill le being fought by s host of
patent attorneys and the representative
ef powerful eorpotstions that maaufac-
ture petvhted srUclee. According to the
Washington oorrespoedsnt of the New
Terk Journal ot Commerce, the special
moaopely Interests bav terrorise late
ttteoes ataay business msa who ere sd va
cates sf tbs new leclslatloa. Wall tbeot
men are at heart bitter -asmlnet patent
tyraaar, they best tats te give testimssy
before the beuee eetntsittee far fear of
being panlehed by ths , teaeerne upos
whose see will they are more er I
01 teed t Seeend fee permtssloa
business on a successful basts, As the
correspond l ssys:
. "If thee men sr to be trusted, tbs
present system et tyseaay whlsb esiMi
is eeemeetlea wltb th as sc teuuit
Invention It a crest Best woree la He
effects eeea bualn tbaa tbe m
vMone ef the tariff duties whtoh are la
effect under tbe Payne-Aid rick law. What
they ask Is that tome conditions shall
be arrsnred ee ee te permit moderately
easy access to Invention whleb efher-
wis would either: (I) be kept Idle and
never maaufaetur at all. er (1) b
set at so blgb a figure and be accom
panied wltb onerous working conditions
a te make It as unprofitable te ese them
as It would be to do tae work by band.
Beth ef these features an provided
against In the OtttMd bill, ss th result
of kuwvsse Inserted st ths tug resiles
et tits ceepssieeieaer et patents sod very
carefully draftee."
The iiesniiikss tn by the presi
dent eoNld Investigate th aituaUoa a
bevstlvely, wU full eutnorlty to eeav
p. swera teetlmeny. and the tommis
eloa't useduekms would be sa Important
lafhMoee is seawmc the legl lstion
whir eew seems bt be ae awe needed
for tbe preteoriea et tn seblMv,
Kevelty la
Bel timer Ai
Fretty girls ta a faeeaey la New Terk
went ea etrike wbea they found eat the
the bnsesty aes were being sf1sttnsed
aval net la th SisJrIlKrtto ef the beet
paid work. They declared that their
betnety sisters were just as goo workers
aad struck eatii M was tremlsed thu
the work should bt equally distributed,
TMs Is la tsore ways than oae e stiikla
aaawer te tbe ebarg that women are
naturally Jealeas ef tbeir ewa tsx aad
wta as stand by
wtu da.
reft ea Sid UM - - -Pbtbsdalpbla
Beoor.
The need ef extending the rerantrr
JnrledkUoa f the lataretate Commerce
uiisnahitus te water routes, aves such
ss are aot operated by a railroad as part
ef It system, was clrerty prove la U
-Rait treat" ease. Tata eamMasUasi
bought s boat An for tft.ec same twelve
years ago. and eaersted ta tarns ta ooae
eeet Hs vtaieu aiaats WSU vertooa break
Ms rsJhwada Tke rebates received is
ctal eJkiweaots aad
tt ewseral stlUkoa ai-
hva. -..'-'.'
a sat It
Beithrac fl lb
ladleserrs Itewss -
has teens the eailisslliel etwretslatata
btB wttb aa ki 1 11 ami 1 11 et MMI ewer the
berant tatat tsar, at she tbavry et astthsg
easBBkhatg aeeje. wee ahe "trssf sea are
atbai stib ka ewt.
TVBtwarWt
part taawaar the ba 1
SU55T GI3IS.
Toee men who are fighting- borne rule
la Irelend must be a queer lot to think
taey'll win " .
"Why so?"
"Ain't most ef 'era married men?"
Baltimore American.
"V hear they're going ta bav moving
ptctnres in th schools." said on youth.
-Jfe,- replied the other. "If they keep
oa making our ctwdle so entertaining
recess will seem fearfully monotonous."
Wsshlngton Star. .
Darling. " whnparod th young man.
"please rest that lovely cheek oa my
other shoulder a while."
"la this one tired. Gerald'
"No. dear: but It s getting more than
Its share of the face powder." Chicago
Tribune. ..
"He never kicke en tbe umplr' decisions.-"
"Doesn't, eT" '
"No, end what's mere, when hie wife
oalla him down for staying out 1st he
even admits that she a right, too.7-
wwi r 1 ri earn. .
The enaln which hsa rentamd th
oM oaken bucket." remarked th domestic
pnuoaopner, "is what might be called a
remarsaoie practical paradox.
-Uh. - l.niil ..J .
"Because." answered the Dhlloeorjfter.
"it ie th only thing I know ot whereby
truth can be ral from the bottom of
its wsil by bot air." Baltimore Amert-
"Oar Hiram' wnttnir in from Tr-
vard," said Farmer Rlchley, "fur more
money fur books."
"Air ye sure be realty wants tnat
money fur books, atlas?" asked hfs wife.
'Itas. he sea he 11 take hi oath every
cent 1 send him goes to the bookmakers. '
Catholic Standard and Times.
' "Have you mad ao yoer mind what
party you will support la ths coming ejec
tion t
"Not yet." replied Mr. Grafton Orabb.
"Tbe first question la which party, if
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1 would advise." ssld Dr. Wise.
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