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THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, MAT 21, 1912. The omaha Daily bee FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSKWA1 tit VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR BEE BULLDINO. FAR-NAM AND HTtt- En".:red at Omaha poatofflc a second elaes mttr. TERMd or SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Btc au mr t f-J Saturday Be, oc year at- Duly Be ( without auay). on yer.i a Daily Be and Sunday, on year M) CbUVKRD BT CARRIER. Evening Be iwitk Bum) ay). par ... Daily Be (including Sunday , per uuiy en (without Sunday), per Address all coraplejtu or Irregularities u ouvry t- city circulation iet. REaUTTAKCUe). Remit by drait, express or postal order, H"h u Te Bee Pobllihln ccmpeoy. Only -oeot nampa receive In payment Of snuui acoou-t. Jeronai cnecas. pt oa Ornate and out era xcsng. not accepted. Omaha The Be Btaldlng BouU Omaha-Jtl K tit. , Council Bluff Scott S Ltaeola at Little Building. Chicago lit Merquett Building. Kanae City Beilanc Building. New Tortt M Vt Thirty-third. Washington T fourteenth St.. N. w. COHRkerO.N DKNCE. Coavraunieauon relating to mwa ana editorial mftifr sboulc be ddrasid Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. AJPRIi. CIRCULATION. 50,109 Mat of Nebraska. County of Deuflaa, ss Dwnht Williams, circulating manecer ex IB Be rueiuMDl company, aetof duly vara, aay that th avra dally circulation, tor th uwotk tt April, IMA DWIOHT WlLta S. Circulation Manager. Bnhotrlhsd tat any nreeen an ora t sefor sae UK bid dsy of May, is 11. ROBERT HL .VTt.rt. Notary Puone. ' hlMritm teavlwg the etty tessperwrtlr shoal ha The Bo Mil: to Ike. Addreea wilt h a ottos as re- Ail eyes now on Ohio. Poetponed May parties will soon be the order of the day. , Net Goodwin marries aa often as 'Oeaa Debs runs for president Hope that hound dog does not turn out to be a common cur. Deaer now finds its wholesome respect tor Omaha's ball team fully vindicated. A cleaa np of tlTI.OOS oa Omaha's water bond deal la not to be snowed at. Brewery worbers demand . Bora oar. Thar daalra to share Id mora thai th foam. . . A negro man saved several white women from drowning at Seattle. No color Una among heroes. That luper-dreadnaugbt slid down the gang plank to tell the world of ear universal peace policy. Our new commission plan govern ment has chosen one good place to begin work the bootlegger. ' Aa aviator is named as a core spondent la a 81 Louis divorce suit. Where will this high-flying stop? , Those Detroit ball player have si ways been pretty good oa the strike, anyway, several striking above .300. Th Lincoln Journal has suddenly discovered "a chance tor Cummins." Carry the news to the lows senator. A Philadelphia paper says, "Let ts Forget the Weather." It would not say that if It had our Nebraska weather. ' Braader Mathews may hurl his charges of plagiarism against Shakes peare, but he can never hop to re cover damsgea For some unexplained reason, when Bryan says h Is not a candi date, folk Just refuse to believe that he really moans it Mr. Hearst fears the voters of the country will not hear enough about politics if presidential elections cam only every six year. What to th as to talk about a Tree E pooch Problem." The prob lem ts possibly In letting too much freedom become license. . Aay way, all these ote-rhaalng candidate will havs th satisfaction ef having sees a whole lot of this wonderful country of oars. Evelya Keshit speaks of cutting too forever from Harry Thaw. Thought that bad been don for her by the New York authentic. Isidore Btrau left tltl.OoS to charity, and his noble wife left a legacy in her example of wo mealy de votion oa which no prie may be placed. ' And It la almost unbelievable that it la only two weeks sine Omaha people war e a ttpto of expecta tion waiting to learn what our ft ret commission plan electio waa about t dacre tor us. Th sew mi volume of ""Who's Who la America" Is out. better aad mor handy than ever. It may not be among th six best sailers, but aa a complete aad useful compendium of eurraat biograpsr. It cant be beat. Ther 1 mor truth than political butotsbe Is the statement that probably aelther Wilson a or Clark will hav a two-third majority oa th first ballot. J oat how many bat- Iota Mr. Bryan will give them la wLZ-i to bai good, I sot cartaia, ' The Battle in Ohio. Tils consensus of oplnton every where is that the con teat to be fought oat at the poll today for th itipport of the Ohio delegation tn the republican national convention ia the battle royal of the pre-conven- tion campaign- Nowhere else, an 4 never before In Ohio, baa the fight for convention delegates been waged so fiercely, and this Terr fierceness of the conflict reflects the feeling that the remit there will exert s powerful influence on the outcome In Chicago. Although Colonel Roosevelt has only a handful of dele gates from hie home state of New York, President Taft realties the de sirability. If not necessity, of saving behind him a rabstantlal majority of the vote of bis own state la the con rentlon. Irrespective of the relet! strength of the candidates la the lineap elsewhere. 8heuld the presi dent carry Ohio In a way that most be construed into a real endorsement of his administration, bis pith to the nomination will be made much smoother, while should be fall down badly, he will find new obstacle In front of him, and should the result Indicate a drawn battle, the com batants will continue the straggle with their present position unaltered. each claiming the advantage. Sis of the Primary Vat. . ' Answsiing th objection that' th people do sot participate in th pri mary elections, th Lincoln Journal prints aa interesting table showing a steady Increase ta the total vote polled tn the state-wlds prlmari In Nebraska since that system of tomU nations vaa Introduced. The table ia a follows: . mi. ...... J tint in - mm u.i , M.3M km .,. men iu... , m.o 113 a Mt,e Making due allowase for off-year and uncontested nominations, this certainly proves - that tb primary habit, Ilk every bther habit, feed on itself. Her In Ntbrask we have after six year practically reached the stags where bslf the voters turn ut for primary elections, and If the percentage keen up. In due time tber will b no substantial differ ence la the total vote columns of th primary and tb election. The truth Is we srs really holding two elections, tb second being sort of a by-election, -and the first th really more Important. In the black belt of the south the democratic primary Is the whole thing, supplanting the election, which Is thus a nominal ratification, th vote of th primary being many times that of the elec tion. Should we In Nebraska ever go back to th point where a nomina tion on a particular ticket la equal to a certt fleet of offlc, w. too, ought to witness a rsversal of the relative drawing powers ef primary nd election. Deb ana" Berg-er. Eugene V. Debs Is asking head way toward becoming the perma nent presidential candidate of th so cialist party. Evidently h I re garded as th strong man of that or ganisation. Tet there is Victor Ber ger of , Milwaukee, strong enough actually to hold an offlc, th first socialist to sit as a member of con gress, and, doubtless, so far aa Bar-1 ger Is concerned. Debs may go on In definitely plucking this perfunctory honor of being lashed to the election dolls every four years, so long aa as can keep tb paying Job. The socialists expect to poll mors ' thai 1,000,000 votes next November, doubling their vote of 1I0. Thsy base their claims, of course, upon the sporsdle local victories thsy havs achieved la the meantime. They are apparently overlooking th fact that local conditions brought about most, tf not all, of these local vtctorlss. And besld that, the socialists seem to be confronted with friction In their ranks which promise 111. la their national eoaveotloa they took occasioa to draw the line between themselves and the America Feder ation of Labor on the one hand and the Industrial Worker of the World on the ether, the one being too con servative ' for them, the other too radical. Just wby it struck the socialists as necessary to antagonise the f der ation Is aot apparent, sine th feder stlon Is proteesedly not a political body aad ha son soclsllsts In its ranka. It was much mar in point to etrik arm with th ultra-radicals of th Industrial Worker ef the World. ' tf say political party, bev orer, caa afford such Isdspendence, It to the socialist party, tor tt has nothing to lose aad all to gain so far aa preferment goes. Profit ani Lti is forest Fire. Is th steals, dlscassinf th sdot- mous lose of timber la foroet tire and means of prevention. Senator Borah of Idaho ventured the ether day the assertton test thl loss amounted to $11,000,000 In 110. which provoked amaxeaieM and ettement. HI colleague. Senator Hejbnrn. however, did aot lo his equanimity. Admitting that this was a lot ef mnsey and that foroet fires were dasgaroa. h yet found that they also brought eompeasattoa. "The fcaraiag ef the forest ia aot always toss," wss his rejoinder. Th great Coevr d'Aton mi a tag country would not hav bee discov ered bat tor Ut fact that K bad ha burned over a year or two before and was thus made available for pros pecting." Bo her aa elsewhere these ques tion seem- to have two aides. The lass ia figures sustained In the Coeur d'Alen fire Is not at band lust this moment, but It wss big. Tet who will attempt to estimate even in. mil lions of dollar the output of the Coeur d'Alen mines? Here seems to be a cue to the government put mining prospectors on the trsil of the last blase of the forest fire to see if It will not lead back to the source of Unfathomable riches la gold or sil ver or copper or coal. - "Fall many a gem of purest ray eerena" the tall uncut trees of th forest may hid. How do we know but gold mine after gold mine lies hid In these fastnesses? All the time the hue aad cry was going np against the devastating forest fir, w koew ther must be some compensating feature. The country owe Senstor Heyburn a desthles debt for turn ing It to us. Baltimore not only forked over $100,000 la cold cash to the demo cratic national committee as the prie for totting th big convention, but la right this mlnut raising $10, 900 mor to tak car of local ex pense. Later Baltimore will be ask ing itself whether H waa worth the money. ' Looks aa it th financiers who picked np those .$7,000,000 Omshs water bonds at secret 11 and with out competitive bids on a nominal premium, knew a food thing when tbey saw it. Still those seven governors ar ex hibiting, commendable self-restraint In not Issuing a signed proclamation Instructing tb republicans of Ohio how to 'rota. . W. B. Howard, who waa ' eltlvety aomlaau at th npublloaa primarta for Mat auditor, owoa two of th tlnet Imparted Porrheroa la th country. Hana N. LansMlh of Norway, N. D., earrle eleven feet til Inches of beard. most of tt tucked luld hi vert as a lung srotoeew, . Ptttapurg porta ar betting roomy oa th propeotuoo that W. i. Bryan will be th nomine of the Baltimore conveo tlno. Carry th new to Mayor Jim. Senator W. J. fton of alleeourl com monly known aa "Oamaho Bill" ha a Mrthday e ey last week an was presented with a gunwho stuuted with Ota. , The lfraehtea4 rotero of Aden county, Ohio, have abundant reasons for oka aad taare the Sara Tn aaoat alluring hueloee epportualtlee low peaa them up. A smrdea errthuslait la Kent. O., dug u a soa containing to) In ancient eoma Ivory bark yard ka Kent has see thoroucttly spadad, srtnglng to the tur tae ooneHJeraeie per ration and salt Mr. DenoJ BehauH of North 111 , MJatv. who baa root celebrated ear eighty- eaoaed btrthoay. attribute her ton Iff and excellent keeltk to th Uae of t- aaoce. Bh has boa a imokcr practically an kef lit. A Ptttevonrh vhnter t the United States penitentiary at Leavenworth emslrt keen a f levins report of the ewteooore of th place. MarkM hall, Ml floor, ahowor hatha, elaeotral auaki at aaeal ttaaa. ah athletic ttole. end other ley emewli. show th torteasht ... l L- . . .. .. . . v vevie m erw.iain en in coin tort ot home (or th banker- ooteny. Major Church Raw of Nebraeka, American eonsul at itaitrheoter, Kaftand, M too u treaa hoe to hoar th vote or Stan mta th miiup sow raBf th plain peopK. But but vocal tone ar aa aaelodteea aa ever aad are exorcle oraaiooalry en Ms ZngtMi frteeda. At eaaield. May 1 th oocaaloa ot tb ao aaai dinner ot th Cbamber ot Oilman l aad Manufacturer, th major cut loo with a aaooah fell ot honey Bhraaea, JoUKp- aa see wW watch seta the anion aad reporter pat kl picture la aha papers aad a fairly accurate ear too at the SMJor hv th apeakln act. That there waa aa abcaeaar at mpe- ea st th fwva hoar may t eue pecte troea the win lis Co th mam card: Wktt win tor arotera. ekeirv. aravadr. claret, champ rn. port, Ueaeavs, Hoaear brandy, brandr. Broun whtT. !' l wawr ooh. It W odull th Sg ot a Sbemeid People Talked About ( :! V y . a , ' ' J,- ' f'" i mtr m Ml i tei. i i I 'ill . QjooklnBacWrJ compuxo from see i MAT 81. Thirty Years Ago Thl Sunday wa a cold day for oa- ourelona, but Kaiucom park drew a crowd Mr. Robert Patrlcar has returned tn triumph from Columbia law school with high boner. Mr. Patrick will return to hi many friend highly welcomed, amoug whom he propoM to practice Ms pro (eeelOTl. Th "Broom Drill" Is th race every where and ausa-eet th birth of another raee of Amaiona. Tti elect lie light company which lately siad aa expodtioa at Burlington, sad was o ager to come hero slo, has ap parently beta swallowed ap by tb coa aolldatJon. A meeting of th Omaha Land laagu determined to hold a Fourth of Jury pic nic meeting In Haarall's frovo. aad ap pointed committee to look after the af fair. .- .. . ' Two cars belonging to th street rail way Una. have ut bean brought out ef th Unloa Pad (to ahops and added to the complement Astronomers say that th great comet about which there has been so much talk, will b vteibl to the naked eye la a week or two, and by tb middle ot June will be so brilliant aa to be vtatbt la th day tin. Mr. Dr. Coffman and Mrs. Frank E. Moore left tor 8t. Lout to visit friend A William Clebura of th Union Pacific engineer, eorpa, and Ma brother, started today to vttt Scotland for th flrt Urn In thirty year , John A. Crelghton has gone to Dayton, O., to aec Mrs. Crelghton who has son ther (or some tune under mcdloal treat ment. , '-. Twenty Year Ago Mr. and Mrs John L. Wbter fav s dinner at thalr horn, all Boulb Twenty fifth venu. to Pmldent Marsh and the iumnJ ot Mount Union eoilace. Among th more prominent of the present wer W. F. Conner, D. D., ot Johnstown. Ps.i Rev. FeUr Clara of Mlnnaplia, D. R. Lowrl. D. V.. of Jtraoy City, N. J.; A. W. Hamilton. D. D., of Bootoa; Judge C. R. Bcott sad many slhcrs from abroad and Omaha. The memhera and offieers of th boerd of aldermen of Beaton blew Into town wltn th big atorm on thalr way wast. PretWent Davla of th Omaha city coun. ell wolcorned the gentlemen and led 1 their ntertlnment. Mayor Bemta also took an actlv hand, ss dld.Otty Attorney Conqell and others. Th hody of Jame F, Cotton, night tinman of th switch engine, was picked op In the yards of the Minneapolis A Omaha cruahed Into a ahapele mta. Building permit for th day amounted to tl.AM. George a. Church, ft years ef age, died it I i. m., and Mary Flynn, t-yar-old daushter of John and Hannah B. Flynn, died; at the family home. Twenty-third and P atreeta Ten J" ear Ago K. 8. Flatlet won out la th election for pretldent of th Omaha Typographical union, receiving 13S votes, a telnet W for Frank A. Kennedy. Th emmt for dele gate wu la favor of A. D. gmsll snd W II ham Ellsworth. I. J. Capeaharv waa elected vie president. A. F. Clark. ecre- tery-treasurer; J. C. Smith. cordlng aeoratary; J. H. Collin. aargnt-at-arms. And th vol went for J. M. Lynch, In ternational president. , Mr, c. H. Peeplee, wlf of th menr of the Millard hotel, returned home from an eastern trip. - Stanley Oebern. eon of th let Judge L. W, Oeborn of SI air, waa tn th city v letting frtend. He and hi mother had recently rtumd from San Praactco. where they had been making their bom I nee Mr. Oekbrn's death la Samoa. Mayor Moore ld he had not made up hi mind whether he would alga th tax levy ordinance or not. H had hoped th council would mak th levy a mill In- td, ot . J. H. Vaa Duaen denied a report pub lished Ml the World-Herald to the affect tha th had entered Into a combine with Edward Itowtr and Frank B. Moore to mak him governor of Nebraska. Catharine Dyne II, is year of age, died at th family residence. K7J Popcletoa vend. oms texs roil yaxsuim St Loul Olobe Democrat: ft ha re mained for th colon! to nk a para mount !ue of constrtutlonal amad ment to limit a president to one terra. He may be building wiatr thea he knows. New Tor World: Never before aa a quat1on of eonatltarlonal chang ha ther been ahewn euch unamtty aa la thl caa. Th chief different ef opin ion exlatlng in tb senate eoenatlttae Is Id to be that a minority favor a tour- year term without re tkxtetea. Phllsdtlphle Record: It enngrt would Ilk to Pad out how fast ea amendment to federal CoaaUtutlcn can ho adopted, tot th 'torn real'' pmeoeej tt the peests Ju diciary commute to Hmlt th proatdeaey t a elngl term ef six year be sabaxlt ted to tbeiatate tor ratlfleatioe, , Boeteo Herald: The action of the n- ate commltte of the podldary la pro poet ng aa amewdment to th oonatltu tloa providing lor a alx-yar term for th stMidMt. with ineligibility tor re- elecilea U) act worth dlarwasr. H swver wo Id hav bee aarlouety ooaaldered but far th Rooeeve t candidacy, aad to that It cood wot now effectively apply. We need mor elasticity t tw prealdeatUa syvtem rather than . Harper Weekly: Umlt Mm prectcUn. t one una ay cooatttuttoaal ameed merit, aad the pass la addtuoa th plainly aedd lw t pnveat his using th petroeag t centnl the soccoile. Such ktwa President Taft ha ahtaady feooea awaeed. But tb first aad meet essential slep t tbe aanndmai, We have tried I accempUak th end desired wtthout each aa amendment. But w have tailed and It-kt swls te lawor tha tailara. . Meaarcktel slaapllHty. St- Loal Olobe Deancrst. Th hue king tf Daeuroarft had the ad- van tat alnnlnT Ut aa a soar hey. Two ot hie slater, though ptinrmn, war ceatpelted. oa acceeat i hnisd family aeaaaa, tn make their ow arm. yt one became ooaea ot Eng land and the ether eojpcee t Russia. 1 Tilt Indtaiaapella News. Th Standard has acre with that . watch R waa fined by hrte- mtL sb all it ask how Is a chanc te do buatnee la that state ta a war that na nabl tt to gH HS money hack. Measure of a Man Klpllae; la a Peesa I'aeoa actoaaly Plotareo a Phase . t Aaterteaa PelKk-s. SpTlngfldd Maaa.) Republican. Th recent wrltinga ut Rudyard Kipling have been tor the moat part a trial and affliction to hi earlier admirers, H ha written poetry, or doggerel, than whlth even Alfred Auatta himself might find, it difficult to do worse. But within two years at least on poem baa com from Kipling pen which, though cast In homely phrases, gives a flash of him at hi beat aad "strikes U." It to called "If and haa been reprinted la th voium entitled "Reward and Fairies." On It first appearance In en ot tbo magaainos It waa seised upon at one aa being peculiarly desert ptiv ot President Taft, although that Kipling could have had Mr. Taft la mind when he wrote tt I doubtful yet wot ImpoaoJbl. Since than It has been applied to Mr. Taft oa mora than on oeaasion, one ot the moat signal tribute to the republican president be ing it reproduction under the title TalV with a brief Introduction, at aa editorial ia a southern democratic newspaper, tha Richmond Tlm-Dla- paloh of October a. ltte. But tn the Interval its appropriate n, as will be en, has bean remarkably Increased by th trend of events. Here it Is: It you can keep your head whn all aoout yoa Are losing theirs and blaming it oa to jrou; , It you can trust yourself whea all men doubt you. But mak allowance for their doubting, - toe; It you can wait and not be t!rd ef waiting, v Or being lied about don't deal In Ilea, Or being hated don't give way to hating. Aad pet don't look too good, nor talk too wis. - II you can dream and not make dreams your master; If you caa think sad sot make thought your aim; If yeu caa meet with Triumph and Dla actor Aa treat thoaa two Impostor Just the If you can bear to hear the truth you've apoaen Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fool. Or watua th thing ysu'v given your Ut to, broken. And stop and huud 'em up with worn out tool; It you can mak one hasp ot all your winnings And nsa it on one turn of pitch-snd toes. And loa snd start again at your be ginnings. And never breath word about your lees; If you caa force your heart end, serve and at new , - . Ts serve your turn long attar they ar gon. Aad so held en when there Is nothing In yes Except toe will which says te them. "Mold on!" '''- ' I If yew caa talk with crowds and keep your virtu Or walk with kings nor lose the com mon touch; If aelther toe nor cooing friends ess hurt you; If all men count with you, but non too much; , If you can Oil th unforgiving mlnut With sixty seconds' worut of dlatano run, k Tour la th eartli and everything that' in It. ' . Ana-winch Is taore-youH be Man, my Son! At the time thla poem appeared Mr. Taft lwaa facing th arly attacks ot Mr. Rowevtlt'e SHMppolnted favorite ; th JtalUngar affair waa aot ftoUh. Now. however, th country hss heard Mr.' Taft mak tha perfectly true ttment that surs ta govrnneent not by "all" the people-inc women do aot yet vote in moot state snd children Intone-but by "a Mprncntotlv part of th people." snd forthwith hss been treated to the ipectael of a man. formerly honored with the presidency, falsely twisting that state ment from platform after platform hi the lying effort to prove that Mr. Taft meant te uphold government by aa oligarchy, sad aa eUgarohy ef "hoeeaa" at that How apt therefor becomes tb passage It you caa bear to bear the truth you've anokea Twisted by knave te mak a trap for tool Again, Mr. Taft has sn reciprocity de tea ted la Canada attar hi long and courageous itrurti to force It through congraae; and he has seen th arbitration treatle. to which h bad given hut heart and soul, ruined ta th eenate through th contemptibly ignoble spirit of Senator Dixon and others who Mixed. the oppor tunity for cheap political retaliation on an Uara ta MS tor them to rlM to. But Mr. Taft has hopes tor reciprocity wltn Canada at some . however distant, and he haa served notice that ha has not given up th arbttratloo treatle. but win return to th struggle. Hie. thea. la th courage that caa watch the things you've givea your iu - to. broken. ' Aad stop at4 build 'em up with worn-out tools. The pletur flu closely al ready-Mr. Taft la meeting the Wat "or being lld bout doa't deal to Hoc." wot In answer ing the who kst doe he "give way to hating " M k Hkely to n etooer tsaae goes oa. "And which at mor" tas country will some day awake to it saoe. Sob fee r"e-e. Philadelphia Record. - -. . m.A eiwuwwiit tor a renoralna- i, smm ki Tev haa stoles his old doth and to wearing Me hale before wenhlptas follow. Thro lime th vakars ot the Unit State hav decisively repudiated that bnoatou outfit. Because Teddy sweBow eiraeam ana h . , kjmoslt he eoaaet expert ether wie to o Bltewto. Neither caa Mr. aryaa bow by eppsotng Teddy to exalt hlmMtf. Tb cat f th United States went peace. n. ar oamfuaioa aad ousck medtere. They want eaaay. tea redue- tton aad a chase to Bv upoa wax iney are penwltted to ear t -t ewaai tbotr brew, ". How American Women . . . May Keep Tu Young -Ts aaaerlcaa amort woman ages early, far earlier than the EngUsh we. maa." see earwtlaa Miller. F. C. I., th taaoea Engllib health . Sne add that our cltmar 'We ukuarate that yo ovv-eeiK iwml aad row old be fee yea knew K. That amo eibtlarat 1ng air drtee tb kw. Tb akin that lack aaetetar grows pale and withered looking and aooa form wrinkles" "The Ameneeji MiptxaM'' k et treete by appiyln pur anercoUae wax, which cause th faded, tteiees rUd to flk oft la minute parwriea. a tlttl each Say. untS 0 freeh. ynua kia beneath I wholly to Ttdco. ary dnspgiat ha :kk waa: en owar le eurfvrleat. reread m at atgttt like oauM st ism. washing It aff newt morntng. Fwr wrtealM, sIsoIto aa oaace of pow dered aaxolM In a half pent witrh kaaet: bath the fee tn this. Immediate every wnrtkt Is effected; even tb deeper hne. Beth treatavsnts are temarkab, facial iJuva4e--Adv. . TtAJTIXZ SJtELES. . "Tou can't eat your cake and have It too." aaid Dubbs. "Oh, can t you?" retorted Hicks. "It a very evident you newer at any of my wife's cake. "Harper's Weakly. "There's a use for everythtng la the world." What the use of a Jealous wlfer' "A great deal! Jf there were no Jeal ous wive a how do you suppose a homely stenographer could gt -Job "Judge There ts one paradox I have often no ticed in life." "Wtiat'a thatt" . v "That people wh have a weak mind are frequently headstrong." Baltimore American. "The stage ruined Plunkvllle'a beet pitcher." . - "How wss that?" , "He wa In vaudeville all winter and now be can't do a thing without a pot- Uht." Kanaa City Journal. "Why are diamonds so highly valued?" "I suppose," replied Mr. Orowcher, It's because they are mad ot carbon which I th equivalent ef roak and at the same time lopk hk lew." Washington Star. .. u. 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Tb stair become thick aad f glossy aad grows arjuouanuv. tIJOO pa hottU at uoor Jrurritb r prepaid tm ttceipt tf prict iy A srrffinf It Hauf -Ella Drug Co., Kfanpha, Ten. ' ' SPECIAL. Man as tk ostal eaAl found ia every Q-BA packag fog com Best Ohstrated enora of fetturea, exrvermg care and treatoMOtuI iuu sod scalp. AT the boats hugging the shore. "-Baltimore American. r , . . ' r . Btobbs ff you were going tn for music, which Instrument would you choose? 8lobbs Wt. I've always thasht 1 would like to be a soloist on -a cash register. Philadelphia Record. Tax Assessor Can you give me some idea of what your husband Is worth? - Lady Really, sir. 1 eop't know; but I wouldn't take a mtllioa dollars for him. Boston Transcript. . . -. . "Now. I could be happy with a nice little flat." began Aramantha. "Take me, Aramantha,'' said ljttl Jenka "Oh, I don't mean nice little flat oi that kind.'1 replied tha heartless one Harper Weekly. ' TUBS OF THE YEAES. Washington Gazette.' 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