i THE BEE: OMAHA. FRIDAY. MAY 17. 1912. f THE OMAHA DAILY BEE erSt-yDED Bf BIWARD ROe.Al a.. VICTOR ROSKWATr.K. KDITOK. BEE feliLXUNO. FAIWM AND "Trt. .1 bu.nd M Oanaa postottloe aa eaoooe- ....... .t. 'I'Ui 'UID. saaaisjr Bee. one year -ieturiay Bee. one year... . ""'iti (JMly He (without e)unayi. oa rear.. Laulv Hm and Sunday, one ''" '" . I)EUERKU BT CARKIi-R-9renin- Bee wiih sunoari. Per mo. . . lUwiijr Be unrMdint Sunoar). Pv mo . sx. ,Uily Be iwitnout Sundl. Pr m--, . Address all complaints or trreiienu delivery n Ctt Ctrvilatloo UP1 . : REMITTANCES. Remit br rr.tiu eapreas or porta, order. p .. to TV Be HuOnsMn- eimpn. Only t-casu sumi receded In pay meat of small acrou. it. Fers.ol rhecas, " apt oa Omaha and eastern eacaiusc not accept. OFFICES. .mha-The B Building ' Kuth Omiln-Sl! S re Council BluIrr-'-i 80011 Kt. 1 lUnoolo-M l.lltle hui.oipi f hicaso 154s Maruuetle Bn1")!" I Ktnw City Ke. lane Building ' Tiew fork 14 t Thiriy-lhird. Vahlngtn-I3 Foun-oih w.. W ' Cnaiaiuaiiwtiona reiaiinf 10 ee 11 anal mat'T should be addn and OroaH Bee. Editorial Department Ai'KIL CIROULATIUN. 50,109 eraie 01 jforw.. iwmj i 1 1 Liwi-nt Williams, circulating manager at The Be fuauahlng eoeipany, being aa'y sworn, says lual the average dally cHcuiatii'n. for the moo in ol April. uti wai iu.it. k 1 . ilWIGHT WIU-.S. i Clrculatloa Manager. ? wtifesrvtbwd In my nrsenc and awarn t before me Una :nd day ol May, btA toeel) HOliKRT HLNTtai. I - , Mary Pubua. r leaele tke eltr ineanrllr eaeal aae Tn Be mailed Ikeea. iMrM will a rkaas a aa r. a a ear. J To president's diction gathers f force with the caotpalga. j , f Dendslloot seem to bar caught : tba Intensive gplrlt, too. - ? Blind Boat" Burn uld not know bk dear California todg). Raporu My "do uxr cbaap cot fton." WD, why thould cotton be 'cut of atylaf I tmm Ooldman ballevet ta inar Jchy eicwpt when It ti prmrtloed a 1 bar and her preea agent. I Jeha O. Tataar baa aals proVa J that tha (ovaroor and ona maka a 'majorlly of tba Pardon board. "Tar (or Aa Aaarcbut," aaya a haadllDa. Mova to amend by tneort Ing the word, "good" after tba- word tar." . . . ... J. Brace lauay waa treated with cbeere on landing in Englaed. J. Bruee probably rank aa a good apert at borne. No otea wltb as aya ter tba wau tlful would really aigarery woman to remore all bvr.feeeddreea in tbe theater. . " ( New York baa a taakab merger to reduce rate. Ye, reduction of rate ha lwy been the pnrpoaa of merger. . Tha democratic convention at Bal timore la aura to be bowling auc cea. The Clark mea are to nave 100 bound dog there. Why abould morlng picture ahow be allowed la circulate eoueenlra for patronage among tba achool children oa tha arhoof ground? Marat Oayaor eayo II per eeat of tbe aodaliaU do not kaow what they think they believe. The mayor prob ably I 101 per rent right. A photograph ahowe tha president of tba Chineee republic drinking a cap of tea during buelneae hour. Tba aobareet of Chinee will tea op. Lot tba republican of Iowa com plete their good record by making Lafe Toting aenator and moat of their paat offeneee may be forgiven. A widow baa been elected mayor ia a Wyoming town. Tbe flrat que. tiea win bo bow popular a woman could remain a widow In Wyoming. Champ Clark ibould begin to put dlataaoa between him and tba hound dog farea, for dog and cat hare a way of coming homo at tha wrong time. Tba conn releasee It bold upon a father fa Oklahoma who wag acquitted for killing bla aoa. But tbe chain of hi eooeeieaoe probably remain taat. A few daya after Mr. Roeeawnld offered 1 1.000, IDS for Inteuitre farming; the atock of bia coacera ad vaaeed I point, (loving that phil anthropy b tot 1 bear. 1 Jaat to ahow that they appreciate the privilege of American cltiaon Ulp (by adoptioa) tbe delegate from Haweil have already arrived for tbe CblcaRo convention. A trainload of anti-Bryan denv avtraia of Nabraake may open tha era of emae of the eaatera foika at tba B Ui more eonTentlom ta the fact that the "Paerleea' doe lot bare every thing bla own way In hi bom Mat. Too "Kaow Omaha" movement ia beginning to gather headway. . It oagbt to take a strong hold oa every Ixxiy, for the aooner ever? body get aeanaiated with what Omaha really .. Us aooaer will maeh of tbe et istiaf mlMaderataadlDg be dose away wltX The Pendulum of Politic. Kaaaas City i realising that poli tics is largely a pendulum that con tinue to swing back and forth. The recent change from a reform repub lican mayor to a reactionary demo crat apparently definee a wide sweep. Tbe former administration wax characterized by a aumoer of nota bly progressive policies, ona of which was the Introduction of a civil serv ice board to employ all tbe city's noo- elective officials. Only tbe merit system, in theory at least, governed their acceptability. And apparently this board has given eminent satis faction, but tbe board goea out of office only a little while after tbe new mayor enter and goea at bia request. He then, according to re port, revert to the old spoils sys tem of naming hi own appointee. And a number of similarly reaction ary changes have come about under the new administration. Yet It was the people who rejected tbe reform mayor when tbey bad tbe opportunity of returning bits to of fice. Evidently, good aa hi admln tatratloa had been, tbe majority of the voter did not care to give It their endorsement for another tens ol office. Reform, after all, 1 an uncertain quantity. Tbe same peo ple who tire or tbe old system also tire. It I aeea, of tha new and they get what they vote for. Tba pendu lum of politics continue to awing back and forth, and what la progress today may be rejected aa reactionary tomorrow. Let the people rule. The Biihopt and the JUakg. It aoem remarkable that In tbia contest over the amusement rata in tha Metbodlat eonfereoce tbe bishops should appear as tha progressives and the rank and (II of laity and clergy aa tba eta ad patters. Yet the church, aa compared with Ita fouader, John Wesley, ha always taken tbe stand pat position, preferring a hard and fait rale defining tbe amuse ments Its members might Indulge in. Instead of Wesley'a broader plan of leaving tba matter to tba Individual conscience. The bishop Insist on adopting tba Wesley principle, la which, no doubt, the bishop have the sympathy of a large part of society at Urge, church and otherwise. Not the happiest feeling appar ently exists between the prelate and delegates In this conference This aeema to crop out In the determina tion to deny extra feea to the bishops for lecture and sermons tbey may give outside of their regular office routlae. Soma good reason are urged tn support of this objection, too. One 1 that weaker church e might be de nied the Inspiration of the bishops' presence If the fee system I te 00A tain, and another It that a bishop's sslary of 15.000, In comparison with tba average pastor' salary, should be sufficient, anyway. ' On one Issue yet to be threshed out at Minneapolis, tbe bishop have taken the reactionary position, nsmely, In their recommendation to return to the old rule of limiting a pistorate to five years. It seemed like a great step forward whea tha Methodist church removed tbe time limit at a previous conference and now to return to the obsolete and aa businesslike method would. Indeed, be reactionary. Efficiency of service Id other walk of life i not beet conserved or promoted by frequent rhsnges, and why and how, la this particular, Is the ministry any differ eut from the world? For the devel opment of carefully-laid plana, a minister, ordinarily, must bsv more than five year. But the bishop might argue this, that the average minister la most church ee doe not hold his pastorate much. If aay, longer than five year. Tennessee Coal and Int. New luterest Is Injected Into tha 8teel trust investigation by the in troduction of the Tennessee Coal and Iroa deal of HOT. Here is a transec tion Initiated by tha Morgaa Inter ests and acquiesced In by tbe tbea president of the United State for tbe ostensible purpose of stopping a panic and restoring buslneas to a firm basis, aad aatll recently It bss alwsys been held up as this sort of a panacea. It Is aatural, therefore, that It should become the central point of Interest la the congressional Investigation to determine whether or not tha United State 8 teal cor poration ia a trust ia restraint of trade. No effort has ever been mad to deny th appeal of Judge Gary and Mr. Prick toy executive warrant tor tbe abeorptloa of tha Tennessee com pany. It Is admitted by both the steel men aad by Mr. Roosevelt, but It Is new sternly maintained that tha Intereeta misrepresented tbe eltua lion to th president and obtained hi consent to their deal upon per fectly rational and legitimate argu ments, but actually tor aawarraota ble purposes. It ia urged ia tale bearing that, Instead of tha transao Uoa being a measure for the restora tion of busioesa stability, It waa oaly means of corporate aggrandise ment. That la the Issue aad upon It bangs events of supreme Importance. Did thee captains of Industry delib erately set snoot and succeed la trap ping a president, aniiousor tbe wel fare of th country. Into a conspir acy? Thus far evidence haa sot been adduced In support of tbe claim that this deal was essential to tbe salva tioa of tba New York firm whoa panicky condition waa urged as the basis aad Justification of tbe USB sac tion, though evidence to the contrary has been offered. The part tbe president played is not at issue: the issu comes on the action of tbe Steel trust representatives. Heaoinsr the Whirlwind. Emma Goldman, the "queen of the anirchlit, and her press agent, have gone np and down tbe land for years sowing to tba wind and now they seem to have reaped a little of tbe whirlwind In San Diego, from which city both are expelled, the man Reitman, artistically attired ia a heavy coat of tar and feathers. Tarring and feathering is rather a harsh handling, and yet if It le ap plicable to anyone It would seem to be to that mis who presence sub version of law aad order, who damn th government and exalts anarchy all for a price, er for any ether rea son. Which la tbe more violent after all, thla treatment of aa anirchlit or hi treatment of society? What irony for this looee-tongued woman aad her unbridled traveling companion, who mak their living denouncing government, to cry out at society for visiting upon them but a mild sample of tba disorder tbst would obtain if tbe logic of their in- cendlsry speeches gslned recognition. They denounce the perpetrators of (be deed, a community where saob things ess be practiced with Impun ity and tha law officers for coun tenancing it, yet all of these In turn pas daily under tbe venomous lash of their reckless tenguee; Indeed, It Is their stock In trade. It I such Incendlarlim that bu preceded th Haymarket riots, tbe assassination of a president, tbe desecration of th nag. Without con doning wbat haa been done to tbe Goldman woman'a consort, ona can but regard it aa tba Just expression of aa outraged public patience. Bishop Wlltlama adminiatera a se vere rebuke to many Eplscopil cler gymen In bis diocese, who, be says, scarcslr set settled la a parish until tbey begin looking for more Ineratlve aad lesa exacting fields. One dislikes to think tfala of any ministry and yet on must appreciate th fore at the bishop's reproving words. Tbe min istry is scircely the place for th man with large material ambitions. it make exacting demands for self-sac rifice upoa those who ester It, but all thla should be so deeply under stood beforebsnd that there will be no occasion for regret after. If tba World-Herald and its co adjutor bad been a little more at tentive to tbe law nine jean ago, tbe acquisition of tha water plant could probably have been accomplished with rnuob lees of sxpenss and delay. But tha case has been a good one for th lawyers, and tbe end la not jet Tha milk in tbe coroanut ia now leaking out. Tbe sheriff Is threaten ing suit against tba county to collect pay tor feedlag prisoners. Maybe If tb sheriff gets his little bill through. th uproar sbout tb quality of food supplied at the Jail will subside. Wbat baa gone wrong In the sher iff office? Not a sensational raid or peetaeular atunt of any sort has beea pulled oft by thla worthy line election. Can It be that all tha law are suddenly being well observed In Omaha? The break In price on the Chicago Board t Trad may affect tbe pri vets pockets of a few speculators, but if It find an echo In the retail pries' list, tb loss of a few will be tb gain of many. Tbe commissioners learned quite IIUl about tba Dee Moines way or doing thing. Wbat tha people ex eat of them ia that tblnii will be doae In a new aad Improved Omaha way. Another trainload of bablee from a New York foundling hospital have beea furnished borne In Nebraska. Tb state ia certainly a good place for th little folks. VMal Uel raaskt. Pittsburgh Dispatch. Wean S leading railroad fit hM s seeofid time by a tine for relating:, tbe faith of the People tn that profeealon that rebating I wholly abolished get into a shaky statue. Ksrltlaai 1 Avail. Mw York World. -Another nee of ) per cent within th last year la tke coat of living le the cent comfort th consumer seta (or all the cemalaiata he bee register and vote be baa caac But be will have another cbanee eeea. ' Tall-EB la nrtauf He. St. Paul pioneer press. The Carted atates. s tar si can be learned. Is the proud pomeeor eg five aeroplanes, but this DraitaUon la not chart table to the War depart went. which haa urged development la thti direction. laoamueh aa It waa the hv vmtlv senrea of Americans watch ltd the world to aerial science and exploi tation. It seems te be an American pottry to permit the rest of th world I lead In the practical eanpbpyavant of th knowledge acquired. Tb leant Ctatewm. New Tork Sua. The dispute betweea th assailants of tbe present method et Inspecting parkin house products and th Department ot AgrlcultuTe hinges oa the euestiea whether there can be any wholesome it la a rcaas pane ef which at found t be elssssid. Tba decmrtmer melatala that many portions of such cereaas era fit for roe. Whatever the autresna ef th dunyute may be. th public at rally prepared t hear that It wih sacassltaM another Increase la the pels ta ultimate IIJwlbnrfBaclaWard ThisDqy .nOmata COMPILED FROM Offct FILC-a MAY 17. Thirty Years Ago The finest room in the new Millar hotel, fronting en both Douglas an Thirteenth etreeta, has fust been taken poosrs'ilon of by Dr. 1. C. Panter. with hie lars storm of drags removed from tha oM stand at Twelfth and Oouflai. A handsome eelte of rooms at the oortn end le eoetrnted by Dr. H. W. Hyde. The annual council of th Episcopal caareh for th diocese of Nebraska la In session at Trinity cathedral. Those who responded te th roil of derrymen were: H. R. Burgees. Plettsroouth; M. P. Cary. Falls City; Thomas E. Dtokey, Nebraska City: Robert Doherty. Omaha: r. C. Eld red. N erf oil; G. A. Encland. Fen Omaha: Samuel Oeedala, Colombo: W. A. Greene. Omaha; J. W. Oreenwaod. Hastings; C. C. Harris, Lincoln: William O. Hawkins, Lincoln: Matthew Henry. Nemaha City; W. Jacob. Decatur; Prank E. Mlltepaugh. Omaha: Dr. Me. N'amara. Nebraska City; PL W. Ottrer. Nebraska City; Tunethr O'Conaell. Fre mont: Rev. Jamas Patterson. Omaha: George Thorp, mesdvlUe; W. V. Wltten. Plum Creek: John Williams, Omaha: F. vr. Wood, Lincoln. The contract for fradtn th north halt of Farnam street ha beea awarded te Stephen Robinson at 14 oeeti par cubte yard. Iron for the porches and baicoalae ot th Paxtoa hotel has arrived end la being placed. Mrs. Alice Cuttle ealertaieed at her niw residence on Dodge street Twenty Year Ago Th Methodist general conference re elected Dr. Sajiford Hunt and Dr. Homer Eaton, agents for th New York Book Concern, aa Institution with a capital of nee.oan. It also elected Earl Cranaten aa aa agent for the Cincinnati Book Con. earn end re-elected Chaplain McCab. Dr. J. O. Pack and Dr. A. B. Leonard aa missionary secretaries. Omaha waa hemmed ia by washouts, landslides and Mgh water. Th Union Pacific bridge waa temporarily aban doned. The approeeh te the lewa side was under tew feet of water and mud. The Burlington tracks towards Olheen waa hurled under ten feet of water. T. W. Blackburn resigned from the edi torial staff of The Bee and accepted a position with the R, O. Dunn Mercantile agency. The Board of Trade subscribe I.M toaard tb maintenance ot a freight bureau for Omaha... A. C. Raymer took out a building per mit for a 13.000 frame dwelling at US South Thirty-eighth evenue. Contractor Dick Smith's gang put In the day building up th wall ot the wrecked county hospital building. The heavy rain had contributed te the Insecure condition. Ten Years Ago Edward Reeewster accepted the chal lenge of W. F. Ourley to debate tha fcecond congressional district question. Mrs. O. . Watson, wed K died at her home. Mil Canter street. Th Continental Clothing company mad an assignment to it creditors. Samuel Gamble, its president, said he simply found th load toe heavy to carry. The unterrtfled Jackeonlana ordered that rh four bolters be sevarely repri manded for refusing to support John Loschnar, the regular democratic nomi nee for mayor of Kouth Omaha. The bolters Were T. J. Nolan, John Fits lloberts, D. 8. Parkhurst and John ile al 11 Ian, and the order for thetr caatlra tlon was aigned by Will Herdman, Ed P. Kmltn and Dr. A. H. Hippie. Th action was vigorously opposed by Jim Dahlmart. who declared that theaa man had a right to vote against Loechner, be cause Leechner had bolted Mr. Bryan In IK Ignatius J. Dunn opposed taking any action until th accused could be heard in their own behalf. Cherlff John Power submitted a letter te th county board by A. C. Troup of tha Board of Insanity commissioners set ting forth the principle that th county te not liable for the expense Incurred la taking an insane person back to the state asylum when such s person has been released from the asylum before being cured at th request of relatives who have promised to care for him. People Talked About There le a yarn to the effect that lAither Drake, president of the Merchants National bank, makes money talk. Pome of his friends declare, beea as he knoal so much about financial affairs, that In nlexeis. dimes and dollar must bold a regular weekly meeting with him and give htm all of the details, of their ea pertence. However that Is, Presy Drake S op to the last minute on benklng. Gasoline le advancing in sympathy with the advance in hay and oats. Walking prowdees te become a fashionable neces sity before long. A Philadelphia hank president who started a peasioa fund for his sera em ployes and their families with a gift of glBMOt. did net patent hie Mas, preferring te head K dowa to his prefeestonal broth ers aa an example worth copying, i Nerve specialists sr trying to figure eut what happened la th New York wemaa wee exposed of this com bt nation breakfast in a local restaurs at: Grape fruit with tw poniea of brandy; oatmeal with a pint of champagrie dernitaaae I late which she put a soae atpannva r - lTj awT .- I '. .. . t- Army Gossip tiers ef latere. o as Back el rtrtaa LlM (Ueawed tress Army aad Mary Restates. Uallatmeat Pertael. The praapsct that the niM merit period In the army will b eetahliahcd en the basis of four years. Instead of three years which Is th present term of enlistment end instead of five years which waa the period contemplated by lb legisla tion Incorporated In the army appropria tion bin as It passed the house possesses an interest to the marine corps as well as the military establishment. At present tn the marine corps th term ot enlist mot Is four years, sa It is in the navy, but the enlistment period which govern tha pay of enlisted men In the marine corps Is three years, the same as It Is In th army. This apparent Inconsistency is due to th fact that th marine corps Is entitled under the law ta the benefit ot all the statutes relating te the pay of tha army. The difference In the term ot enlistment between the army and the marine corps under some circumstances can operate te the detriment ot a marie. For exams), aa enlisted man ot the marine corps, who completes his four- year term of enlistment, on discharge is la the second nllstmst period. If he re- anttats la the marine eorpe he would hsve but tws years mere to serve bet or enur ing the third enlistment period; whereas. If be enlisted In th army after discharge from the meriaa corps, he wo Id have to serve three yean to get into the third enlistment period. L'ader the change in tbe law astabliahlng four years as th term eg eahStment la the army, there will be ne ehano of thla discrimination. Beside, there win be a anltormlty ia th term of enlistment for the amy. navy and marine eorpe. Army Paat Cassamtesla. Tb ermlneaoa of coaaresa to d rive from aa authoritative source Us II formation pertaining te a policy of army peat abandonment and troop distribution creates Interest la th personnel of each an Important commission as bss been proposed. The military members sr destined te be Lieutenant Oeneral a. B. M. Toung. retired, now en duty es gov ernor of the SeMlere' Home In Washing ten; Lieutenant Oeneral Arthur MaeAr- thurf retired, who live In Milwaukee, Wis.; Major Oeneral George Jf. Kendall, retired, who ttvse In Denver. Col.: Major General Jesse M. Lee. retired, who live In San Antonio, Tex., and Major General Charles F. Humphrey, rettred, formerly quartermaster general of the army. All of these officer posses sn Intimate knon ledge Of the subject which Is destined to engage their attention. Their congressional associates will not be definitely known until It Is settled by the house and senate that such s com miction shall be organised: but It Is pre sumed that the senators will be Messrs. Warren of Wyoming end Foster of Louis iana, republican and democratic mem bers, respectively, of the senate military committee, while the house represents lion Will be Messrs. Slayden of Texas and Anthony of Kansas, democratic snd republican members, respectively, i,f the hous military committee. The commis sion will probably be authorised to travel aa may be required Snd will be afforded every facility to obtain useful Informa Hon, so as tb hive Its report ready by th end of the year and tn time for whit ever legislation may be considered Utl- rted at th next session, i read Making Reformer. "Economy and efficiency promise to be extended 10 the food of the army, this time not from the commission which masts a specialty of bestowing thost blessings on things governmental, but from an alien, but no lesa positive, seurca. A wssum man has written te the com m usury general of th army that he h is discovered a prooeae whlcn U rrgards aa secret aad with which he wuuld part for a substantial consideration, which process will aaabi the army commissar lrs to make more bread out of a barrel of flour than they are now able to ac complish. The Increase la seventy-fit e pounds of bread for every barrel of flour. The Irmy subsistence textbooks presreme recipes which enable WO pounds of bread to be mad from every 100 pounds of flour. The man with the secret process says he Is shle to make Ko pounds of dough out of s barrel of flour, aa against the army's SM pounds. I ft the first plat., the War department haa ne fund out at which It could purchase a secret pruors of this character, and. In the second place, the Subsistence officers whs have specialised n bread making know that there Is ne secret er other sort of prorr'j which will Increase the product of brea-J out ot the given quantity of flour.- except by the introduction of water, which, of cours. doea not add to the nutritive value of bread. This Is only another case of a man who believes that the govern ment la In a position te buy somelhtnK which he has to sell. He else entertalnr tba toe prevalent o put Ion that almost any new fad sen be tried en tbe soldier. Typhoid Redaction. The army medical offloers have ovary reason lo entertain satisfaction over the results revealed by the reports recently received by tb surgeon general concern Ing the redaction In typhoid fever caars during the year Ifll aa compared with previous years. Thla le attributable, of course, to entl-typhofd vaccination. Ia tnt la the tinted Statea there were H cases, ss compared with 142 In ItlD snd m In IMS, th ratio per thousand beinv :. i.S and .M, respectively. Among American troops in .the Phitlpplnea In 1911 there were W ease; to lie. a eases: a ratio st ,T aad l.il. respectively, tn Porto Rico among native troops the ratio per thousand has dropped from iM to l it Among native trees la tbe Philip pines there haa beea little difference, there being U cats m tie and 12 case in MIL which Is due te tha fact that none of Ins native troops were Immunise! until the order took effect en January I of thla year. On the transports In ma ther were t cases sad 1 death, as against I ease sod ewe death Vs Hit, Tbe total for the army for pit was M cases, with I deaths, as against IK cases in 1M1 the difference being about one-third, which may be considered en admiraMe showing, since la tn there were so many troops oa duty ia Texas aad also considering ta fact that eovapulsory vaexinattoa. aew reeulred ay th War department did net go Into effect Until some time le October, previous te which date snti typaesl vaccination was entirely volun tary. Pay W irheat arV. -Chieag Waeord-Herald. It is feared that eeagrees will not be sbia te sdjeura before the Ktk ef July. The trouble Is that mos. ef the canartse vrhe have business st home can get away whenever the? wis t look after JwUfcaal beds docked. AID DT ITS'. Sura." said Mike. "I knew a man wanst and one eye waa bum. but t'other was stronger. " -That ! so." answered Pat, "en sere I knew a maa wtd a short leg. snd. faith, tl other wan waa longer." iUltimor American. "People say of a small eater. eats like a bird, yet a bird hi an caormoue eater." "How so you mak ltr "Doesn a bird take a peck at ever mouthful?" Chicago Post. "Posterity will build s monument to that man." said th admiring eonstuaeni "I'll tell you wbat would pleas him more." replied Senator Sorghum. "Build something now, and give him a leok-ta oa the contract" Washington Star. Sunday School Teacher-Willie, can you repeat the shortest commandment? It haa but four words. Willie-Tea. mis: "Keep Off the Grass. " Beaton Transcript. "So. you young Jackanapes, you want to marry my daughter. You want to ask me about it. do naf "I did. air. but I guess I'll go now. I see there s a kick conurig." Baltimore American, "Investigations are not ahat they used to be." "No,' replied Mr. Grafton Grabb: "In the good old days Invevtiratloo were fre quently held for the purpose ot convinc ing tbe public that something It had dis covered wasn't so.' Washington Star. "You're a two faced man!" exclaimed tha disappointed offloeaeaaer. "In not afraid to tell you so!" "Two faced r' smiled the eminent states man; my deer friend, I am worse than that. The papers bsv priated fifty dif j DICKEY, Jr, LAST V Q ' : f , When going after business put your best foot fore most and make sure it is in THE STETSON SHOE the shoe that is worn by progressive men the men of big affairs the men who know the good things and insist on the best Some shoes look well only until the cold, gray dawn of the morning after the purchase." THE STETSON SHOE, after months of wear, still looks like a gen tleman's shoe. Look forth RED DIAMOND mblem of QUAUTY Hay den Bros. 16th and Dodge Sts.. Omaha. "Sttt$ont cat mor by th pair bat 4Vm bythytar" Electric Lighting Spells S-A-F-E-T-Y Danger from the use of matches is avoided. Exploiiona frequent with other it luminants are impossible. Burglars flee in terror before a flood of light released by pressing a button. As much light or as little light as you need any hour or all hours. Omaha Electric Light & Power Go. INDIA TEA Unequalled for Iced Tea ' - ' ONE TEASPOONFUL MAKES TWO CUP8. Published by the Growers of India Tea ferent portraits ef me. and no two of them see siUa" Chicago Tribeme. Gink Wht waa that unruly crowd ef hoboee doing at Skmem's? DtBg-n. authia' much. Only be mad his advertisement too attreetive and asked for a rsrloei- with attfe saoaej- Philadelphia Record. - TIKIS TO A SCAIXYWAS. Ote BreY Wehm sta at tjeuB'. Wstca yer business, nun dat wnaai. Can't you" ar decent fo' Jus one seaeav. can t you' gie th' fruit trees oa square deal , Col' a Greenian" ano etrry mornln , Col' aa Iceland as' every night, .No chance (ar garden truck if Jack Free seee it. lies snoopin" room' here leekiu' far a a bite. O'e' Bre'r Welsh. yr very tantaltsla. Shakln an dem Mossome under Jack Fast thing ye' know yeu'B wake eocae mornin'. , An' fin' yer fruit crop ell stiff an frese: But taint no use. they caa't tell ye' auffia: Same 4 smart, always Un' mean. Ye' must think limp leevee an" nipped buds and bmssosss An' (rest slighted garden make a justly soon. Ol Bre'r Welsh, yer awful sggrsvathV With yer ot black skle sod yer eoid winds ia May, . . Don't yu' knuw all the pretty dud a waitin" To be worn sod wondered at first fatr day? Course you' kaow, but yer wind keep on teerln' An Wowln' my best hst all roon' my ears; But what's the use a ranttn', when you' win's go galllvtntaln'. To'll go on ectln up fer all the seewls aa tears. BAYOUe KB TREIXK.