6 THE BEE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY. MAY 1, 1912. The Omaha daily bee FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSE WATER. EDITOR. FEE BU1LPIXO. FAK.NAM AND 1TTH. Entered at UmUl poawttice a aecond- class mwer. rrRUit ftp ::sst:RiPTION. Sunday Be en year jf-j Saturday Bee, on year f lt.ni Bee (without Sunder), one year" Dally Be end Sunday, one year ts" DELIVERS!) BT CARrtlKR. Evening Bee twitn Sundsy. per mo....e Daily Bee occluding bunder), pw " - Dally Bm (without Sunday, per Address all complaints or irregularities la delivery to City Circulation Lp. REMITTANCES. ; Remit by dreJu uprau er poelel order. Payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only t-oat stamps received la payment of email accounts. Personal caetea. e opt ea Oman and eastern eaxiiaus. Bet ccpted. OITICU Omaha The Bee Building. Bout Omaha Mil M CeuneU Biulis ; acoti at. Linooin as Little Buudiac Caieaie IMa Marquette Building, JUneas City Reliance Bunding. , Ierk-M Meet Thirty-third. Washington 7A sourteentn art-, rl. COrUUie.s'ONIJKNClfc. Commuiucauon relating u bow and editor lei ajeuer eaoutd be addreeied omana Bee. Mllorial KcparUPeat- MAJU-H LlBCULAltON. 49,508 ' Slate of Nebraaaa. viuuiy of Douglas, a. irwignt Wltilerut, cuculeltoa ouuieaer I iue Jee f uoinn.na wmiiUf, bem my swcro. aaya uuu Um averade naiiy tiniiaua teas svoued, unueed and re lurnau lepie. tor u auue t mmim. DWItiHT WllXaAMn, Circulation ,Meuar. Su beer .bed m my preeeuc auu ewuto la tocieie u uua etn day ul Apia, Mi. euuy -teuc Sekeerlber leans the ally lessssvrartly eheald ae The ea Mailed ( then. Addreee will he (hashed ae ellea. a re- . "Toll and trouble, boll and bub ble." , Mar day sound almost a (OOd aa "pay iky." Boston also profet to b th po ll ileal Hub. Governor 'osb tH not raised a fuss (or a long urn. To may know that It la Hay from th label oa tb eakndar. Progrsss la swing mad la city planum-. How about scutliig. la ' "cutting 'er loo," Mayor "Jim' ha some Illustrious si ample to follow. Tbiak of Champ Clark la th Walt Houm and vVllllamraadolphaartt oa Ui cupola. ' They are to hav a whl Us In tb District of Columbia. Bo much par bd, w suppose. , .Well. If Cbamp Clark should bIm . tb nomination, he itlll baa tb Chau tauqua to fall back on. Blno tb lrlM oa bip wu designed for emergencies, wbjr sot mak It equal to tb emergency. Nov tbat action bai bn begun against tb Reaper trait, w snail la tlm e what tb harvest will b. President Cllot will Tlilt rrl dent Tuaa Bht Kai Perhaps to sug gwt that ftv-(oot book hlf to him. Now Dr. faaraoM li gona from nt, but having (traa away hit mllloni, thay 11 to bleaa him and ihouiandi of other. . , . Tb acripture tb figure "eTn" aa tb perfect number. Omaba't commlaaloa plaa muat be all right, than. The commandant of the Mllford Soldier' bom oa being tired than. Governor Aldrlch for hi "mUplaced confidence." Who "mlaplaced con fluence t" If th public builnee Interfere with th duty of the reform candi dates for councilman rounding up tb aaloona, why let th business of the council wait.. 7 If the high men la the city primary were also to bo the high men la the city election, we would bar a com mission of aevaa mea mad up of four republican and three demo crats. , The woman who paid a man $100 to marry her cannot find the gentle Ben to serve notice oa him that he la released. Haying Jumped hi con tract, h 1 probably playing among th outlaw somewhere. Notwithstanding th diatribe of our democratic contemporary, we would hat to try to Imagin what would happen If Perkins ahould offer to put a good big fat contribution into the democratic campaign fund. To entertain a bunch of candidates for office and make them perform without mentioning that they are looking for vote or dilating apon things political Is the refinement of cruelty, tolerated only In th most ciTtllsed commualtiea. With money as easy aa It la today Omaha ought to t enjoying th best credit It ever had, yet It U said to be baring trouble la marketing Its bonds oa as good terma aa other cities burdened with mors debt and poe- aeased Of lee wealth. If so, the real cause ahould bo located with a view 'of restoring Omaha's ability to bor row money aa cheaply aa the market Investigations. We are hard to please la this country in the nutter of official In vestigations. The popular cry is for open hearings, where the people may know what is going on. Congres sional committees hare Investigated and investigated and frequently be hind closed doors, with sometimes farcical results and seldom satisfac tory ones. Almost th public has be gun to look upon official investiga tions as subject of ridicule. When, therefore, it was proposed that a sweeping Inquiry should be made to get at the facts of the Ti tanic diaster, wbst facta were not exposed upon the surface, there was doubt In some quarters as to its feasibility. Most people now, how ever, are apparently Inclined to the belief that the Investigation has been thoroughly conducted, that It has brought to light msny facta the public demanded and should have, and yet there I om very harsh criticism of the Investigation and of those per sonally who conducted it, particu larly Senator Smith of Michigan, the chairman of the senate committee. He I charged with being cruel In his attitude toward the man Ismay. The London press has declared that the committee was not seeking facts, but a acapegoat Tbat la aside the ques tion. Of course, the London press waa expected to look at It in that squlnt-eysd way, but a few of the American papers have taken similar views only a few. It doe seem, though, that tbla in vestigation, conducted in the open, with no star-chamber sessions and an apparent desire only for th facts. baa, from that standpoint, at least, bean a success and aa example In tbe Una of official Inqulrlea. Tat It ha failed entirely to satisfy Ameri cans. The question naturally sug gests itself, would It be possible to satlafy all? An Investigation Is a delicate) proceeding. Kaiiia Sulking. Dispatches say Russia show no Inclination to participate, with other nation. In the Panama sxposltlon at Sah Francisco In Kit. Th rea son assigned I Russia' grievance against th United State for tb abrogaUoa of tb treaty of 113 J, a treaty whose principal provisions Russia never mad pretense at ob serving. In all probability this 1 th cor rect explanation. Russia has been sulking sine th president abrogated tbat compact and It ha been doing more than that It haa been pro moting effort at a certain character of publicity deslgnsd to glv th wrong Impression as to th fact In lb I remarkable case. Pamphlets have been written and distributed throughout this country and doubt less others, pretending to set forth the "truth" of the situation between Ruasla and th United States,. " Cer tain of the pamphlets art'fllled with xcrpt from th foreign pre. all tending to impose th brunt of criticism, upon th American govern ment. : i :, ; It la pot at all Strang that Rua sla, which had persistently and con tinuously Ignored treaty obligations for forty years, would take unkindly to th abrogation of the treaty, no matter how Just or fair that action waa. But Russia has nothing to gain and nothing to lose by a sulking attitude on her part It Is to Russia's advantage to get and re main on th beet of term with u. Th United State 1 not going to buy favor or friendship with an nation at th expanse of th natural right, and liberties of any sat or sect of her sltliens. W crave Rus sia' good will, but we must protect American Jews as welt as American French 6r Italian or any other part of our -cltlienshlp, whether we are favored wltf tbe friendship of a for eign power or not Th United State acted wisely and courageously. It endured the sham as long as It should. Russia will aee tbat In time. Railway Terminal Combine. Th decision- handed 4owa by the United States supreme court last week declaring tb Terminal Associa tion of 8t Louis, which owns and oontrola the union atation and ap proaches In that city, a combination In restraint of trade would have a special Interest for us if by analogy It applied to the railroad terminals and station in Omaha. But beet au thorities agree that the ruling does not Include a Joint use such aa our railroad have. : . In 8t Louis the Terminal Associa tion la made up of fourteen railroad companies combined to share th cost and expense of operation of common terminals. The control, however, has been held to be a monopoly because, by the regulations, no Other railroad can be admitted so long aa any one road now In the association should object Presumably, it is this monopoly feature which has brought down an adverse decision of the court That there is no Intention, however, to go beyond the particular case is made plain In th opinion rendered: U Is not contended." eaM th court, "that tb unification of th terminal fa ctlttlee t tb great eitlee, where many railroad avium center, la under all cir enmatanoe and condition a oomblsatioa In restraint of commerce. Whether It Is a facility In aid of Internet commerce or aa oareaaonaM restraint forbidden by th act of roiiSTii a coaetrue: and applied br thta court la the Standard OU and Tcbacce rim wtU depend upon the Intent to be Inferred from .the extent of control thereby secured ever tnitrumen- talitlea which such commerce la under compulsion to uee, the method by which uch control haa been brought about, and the manner In which that control haa been exerted." Our Omaha union ststion with its bridge and approaches is owned by the Union Pacific, but maintained and operated in conjunction with fire other railroad companies. But instead of being a hard and fast com bination, the understanding is tbat under tbe decision in the Rock Island case any railroad may secure ad mission on equal terms as of right Our difficulty really comes from an other direction in the refusal or in ability of some of the co-operating railroads to assent to and bear their share of tbe cost of needed enlarge ments aud Improvements. It is bsrely possible that we may before many years have to go Into court to force the railroads to combine for the purpose of giving us the terminal facilities which Omaha should have. May Bay and Spring Training. This is May day. It seems to have stolen In upon us fresh from the lap of winter, which overstayed Ita time. For tb man who has 'tended bis furnace since, last Oc tober, there is rest and recreation out in tbe green grass, where tbe mischievous little dandelion peeps his yellow head through the velvety surface. He come to take the place of sedentary habits, to limber up the stiffened muscle and put the athletic householder into fine form for the later season. And If the good housewife find time dragging heavily upon her hands, she may run out and give a tug or two at the per sistent little vagrant on the sward, to practice her up for tbe coming war upon the fly. Oh, th Joy of the merry month of May do not all revolve around the festive Maypol. Tbey do not all rise from tb warble of th bird, th croak of hylaa or area tbe babble of tb brook. Tner ar a few May Joy that have a more practical phase to them than any of these poetical fancies. But after so long and arduous a cold season, men need to have their systems saturated with (he clastic air of th glowing sun whenever' on can catch It glowing. With all o'erlapplng of winter, though, Its deep mow brought to the thirsty aoil th molsturs It needed and that give us great promise for th tlm of reaping. Bo, up from th basement and out Into th grass with your old friends, th garden rake, the digging knife snd soon th lawnmower and be glad that yon are not like some men to whom Msy day means nothing but moving day.' Why All This Secrecy I Although no suggestion by Th Be will hav any weight with ouf Water hoard, We 'nevertheless feel It' our duty to Inquire why the sale of 17,900,000 of th $8,600,000 bond lasua last year should be attempted In stealthy secrecy. Why should th Water board be trying to dispose of these bonds at private sale without advertising them for public bids? What reason is there to bellev that a better price will be obtained by a covert deal with a bond syndi cs ts than by tb open competition of a many bidders aa can be brought to submit proposals? In tbla matter Th Bee can have no different Interest than that of the taxpaying public to have the bonds yield th beet price which tb credit of th city can command. Omaha ha never had $7,000,000 of bond to dis pose of at one time. In fact, it haa not $7,000,000 of bonds outstanding al together. A $7,000,000 bond deal would be a big one even for tho big gest cities of th country. It seem to us that a transaction of this mag nitude should hav all tb publicity, and all th light of day, that la pos sible, and that every move by the Water board should be above board, It for no other purpose than to avoid suspicion. It transpire tbat on of th demo cratic candidate for th stste senate In an up-state district has likewise landed the republican nomination by having hi personal friends write his name In on the ballot We remember a little while ago when our demo cratic oracle here were loudly de claring that the republican nomi nated In that way in the South Omaha city primary were not entitled to go on the ballot as party candi dates. Will they protest in this case? We guess not The local medical association has exonerated one of ita members from charges of "unprofessional conduct" for being the beneficiary of newspaper publicity in the form of feature stories about a charity opera tion. It was proved that the surceon did not psy for the advertising, which, of course, exempts the offense from unprofessionallsm. How far gratitude in politics goes is again exemplified by one of the Citizens' anion candidates who Is crying "Down with Dahlman," who himself, was twice pulled through into th city council by Dahlman, and but fcr Dahlman would long ago hav been sent to political oblivion. If there is any one thing that presidential primaries prove, it la that the most experienced and (killed political ' statisticians cannot make any definite figure In advance worth the paper they are written on. Kooldni Backward IIiKiIav In Omaha l awadr MU BT J MAY 1. Thirty Year Ago Order were received at military bead quarters hare from General Sheridan by General Crook to forward Immediately to Arlsona the Third cavalry. That waa the beginning of what wee known later ae the Apache war. The May term of the United State court opened with Judge McCreery pre siding, and Judge Dundy aesiatlnf. Major Stephenaon waa appointed court crier, and C. J. Weaterdahl and R. E. AJIen bailiff. Out of town attorney! attending Included Hon. T. M. Marquette. Judge Harwood, I C. Burr. H. U Blodgftt and W. J. Lamb of Lincoln; Hon. W. H Munger and Chariea Marshall of Fre mont, James B. Joy of Sioux City, Hon. Chariea Kedlck of Fargo, Diet net Attor ney G. M. Lambertaoa of Lincoln. Master in Chancery G. D. Hull, and United Statea Marshall Blerbower. John G. Nugent, manager of th 8t Elmo, and Thomas Callen of toe Grand Central saloon, took poaseaaloa of the Academy of Music from Redick A Cald well, the former proprietors, and will open the houae aa a regular vadlaty the ater. A change la to tak pi are in th Baptist church choir, th two Smith s withdraw ing. At th Board of Education meeting. Hon. K. K. Long waa chosen president. J. J. Point, vie president with a tie vote on secretary between F. i. McShaa and Charles Connoycr. Mia Hattl P. Whltmor ha returned from the rset after an absence of nearly a year, during which she bad been per fecting her musical education. Dr. Tllden and family left for Washing ton City, to be gone about three month, for th benefit of th doctor's health. William Knott. Douglas street between Sixteenth and Seventeenth streets, 1 put ting on torn new automatic hinge for window blinds, being Introduced by W. T. Doolittle. These hinges have already been attached to th restdncas ef A. Crulck shank and E. Rosewater, where they can b Inspected. Twenty Years Ago Visiting Methodist ministers and bish ops occupied local pulplta, they being la attendance upon the general conference Bishop I. W. Joyce of Chattanooga preached at Seward Street Methodist eharch oa "Faith." Bishop Mallalleu of New Orleans preached on "In My Fath er's House Ac Many Mansions," at the South Tenth street Methodist, and at th First. Methodist . Biaaop Bowmaa. ex plained taa utility of homely Illustration, so often used by Christ la bis ministry, while Bishop Merrill read th scripture lesson. ' President Musr of th local car penter's union asked about a report that hia union waa about to strike, laid the men had no Idea ef such a move, Captain Cecil Lechtman, Lieutenant Claud H. Congdon, Sergeant Ed Hovell man and Quartermaster Benjamin Har burgh of the Hale suaves of Kansas City spent th day here as th guests of President Mulford and Secretary Altchl- son of National Competition Drill associa tion, going over plana for th approach Ing competition. Th Kansas city men aald their suaves would come - ferty strong. v " -' Dennis Pheedy, a Denver capitalist. waa registered at th Millard. Tea Year Ago Mrs, Elisa J. D. Peabody, wife of Dr. James H. Peabody, died at their resi dence at the ax of 7? years Bee Id her husband ahe left two brothers, Henry Ward Tatea and Oeorg C. Tate. John Whyt of Qltncoe, la., and Miss Winifred E. Irish of Omaha, were mar ried by the Rev. H. C. Herring at First Congregational church. Dr. Tllden tiled a complaint against "Fainting Bertha" Llebecke. charging Insanity, to hav her taken before th board for adjudication. ' Charles Thomas had his no broken. was cut on tb forehead and bruised on th body by a motor car which collided with him at Tenth and Harney streets. which he was attempting to ems at th same time the car waa crossing. Mr. Thomas waa engrossed In eating soma unusually palatable peanut and failed to observe the car until It had bumped him. He was taken to th Clarkson hospital. This was not the newspaper man of this nam. Th Auditorium board met and allowed John Latenser ITS on his architect fees and appointed a committee to take up with organised labor tbe matter of Auditorium day In July. Andrew Haas, well known Uv stock dealer of South Omaha, waa struck by a Rock Island 'train In the yards of th Cnoon Pacific and Instantly killed. He lived at 1034 South Thirtieth street and had been In businesa at South Omaha since ISA People Talked About A professional humorist butted. Into a lawyers' meeting In Chicago and start ed to read a paper on "Ambulance Chasing as a Fin Art." Bulletins tram a nearby hospital hold out bop of recovery. The unfortunate realise that there are time when a Joke Is not a Joke. Mis Mabl Rice of Denver ts general manager and driver of a water wagoa. A water wagoa about th loneeomest spectacle In th Colorado metropolis an la tolerated as aa adjunct to th scenery. Nevertheless, Miss Rio, with th assist ance of a pair of mules, manages to pull down HSS a day. Captain In man BeeJley commander th Ill-fated Republic, went down with hi ship after the collision and cam up again, but hla usefulness aa a skipper was over. Tb captain la now a senior In th law department of th University of Michigan and will soon hang out hi shingle as a sped si 1st In admiralty law. Th puxsl department of a Nw York paper In a moment of carelessness of fered tie for th translation of a cod message plucked from th air aad re lating to th Titanic disaster. Th sender of th message quickly turned tb wire less lingo Into plain jragtlea and actually got th money. Th only sensation de veloped by th incident was th pais of passing over th coin. Misa Mary McCnUoch. on of the first kindergartner In thl country, la to de liver aa addreee at tb nineteenth annual meeting of taa. International Kindergar ten association, whkh Is t be held I Dee Moines, la., next month. Tb kinder garten system tor teaching young cau drea waa first tntrodured la St, Louis and D Motnee wa the second city la this country to adopt the system. Tl'eBecsIxlierBox TT What a Traveler See. OMAHA. April 3 -To th Editor of The Bee. I am writing a book. Th'ak of It! Hammond writing a book. Charley, what do you know of Interest that you could put in a book? I dos t know, but I am writing a book? Why can't I writ a book? I hav lived on tbla earth fifty-five year and have eeea many change come during the years. Some have come to me that ar pleasant to remember and some I don't car to recall. Few have been given th opportunity to see as much of my country and study her people aa I, so I am writing a book. I hav seen the Buckeye and the Hoorier aa h la In his native state. Th Backers and the Croeckars hav each treated me well. I have heard. If I hav not talked with th great men and women of America, Hav seen the poor wed land with only a few dollars and later seen him pay for th best s part meats on the best ship going back to tell of hla success. Have seen th negr la hi Innocence on bis nstiv heath and again viewed aim aa he strutted down Fifth avenue dressed in th latest fash ion, Hav ea th ox cart and driv er, six-foot tall, long hair and bare footed, and then th auto that cost tie, 0CO. Hav had land offered me at an acre that afterwards brought HO an acre; seen a man sent to congress who never waa out of his county, and who ever had S10S of hla own, who drew 17.109 now, snd live Ilk a prince. Saw the first well com In in aa oil field on which th man had staked his alL After wards saw hla bank book In which waa credited IHS.SM. Hav seen a man get up before a crowd who were against bis Idea and before two sours that same crowd waa begging him to ahow them tb way to the cross. Don't you think I can writ a book? Hav sees woman sell the dearest thing on earth for a few gaudy clothee. Hav seen men throw sway character and honor In order to mak a show and attract attention. Hav eeen children taught to 11 and after ward thos Ilea return to burn on th heads of thos who taught them as coals of fire. Hav sent a boy of under else, poorly dad, with little learning, but with his very soul on fire to be something In th world mount over obstacles other had feared to attack. Tea, seen him ellmb until today he draw ta.000 a year. Hav seen on man build a house only tor some other more careful man to live In it Hav seen a maa struggls all hi llf paying life Insurance that hla wife, It sh survived him, might not wash, and vrhen he died her lasy brother and sisters flock down on her like vultures and eat It up In two years, wnl l eh la her old ag took In sawing. I hav seen a man honored twice as president ef thee United States, leave th offlc loved by th nation, go over to Europ and there glvea honor never before bestowed on an American. Seen that same maa return snd throwing all of this to lbs wind get dowa Into dirty ward and ststs politic and be defeated by his owa gang. Hav seen htm divide hi party that had honored him and loved him, seen him rid the steam roller over th leaders and laugh at th act. Hav seen him cry for mercy when th earn steam roller was crushing him aad hla frlen da ander th earn engineer. Hav seen articles written against a man of wealth whoa conduct gave his wits cause for divorce, and Inside of two years th same papers were full of praise for his Show of bravery In going down with th ship rather than occupy a eeat by tb aids of his new wife while a woman or Child could be found to o. Hav seen th greed for gold so strong In a young maa that he would hold mes sage to loved sties ea shore telling1 of th safety or loss of loved ones In th (hip that he might for dollars sell his story. Have seen th two leedlng men of th nation fall out and tell things about on another that thay might Influence votea . Hav heard a candidate tor the high effloe of president say If he could have the votes of th common peopl bis com petitor could have the silk stockings and vested Interests, when he knew a at that very tlm had on and never wore anything but silk stockings and silk underwear and that the expenses of bis entire trip wss being born by those who wear silk stockings. All these things aad a thousand more hav I seen la th last flfty-fiv years, but the moet amusing thing I ever saw was a suckling calf leave Ita faithful old mother sad follow off after a mala ani mal. Guess It found out lis mistake when supper time cam. Wonder If Teddy can se the application In this 'C. 8. HAMMOND. CasaraS Aadereea A beat ftlsht. BRADSHAW, Nsh.. April S.-To the Editor of Tbe Bee: After reading Unci David Anderson's letter, we eould not help but think thst be bad matters about correctly alsed up, so far as Nebraska re publicanism Is concerned. His prophesy ts not real pretty for aa old Ufa-long re publican to took at, but when w come to consider th prominent basis he has for making such as ugly prophesy, we o not wonder that th old veteran looks at It In tbat light During It entire statehood Nebraska has been compelled to labor under great dlaadvantage at Washington becaus of Inexperienced senatorial efficiency. Many of our older states, especially the New England states, have retained their een- atora for from eighteen to thirty years, and in some eases longer than t hat- But th policy of this state Is to send a new man every term and expect him to cope with old and experienced members and then we get mad becaus he doe not com up to our expectations snd straightway we turn him down and and some ether Inexperienced aspirants. If our memory seme us correctly dar ing th forty-two years we have been a voter hi Nebraska, but on United Stat aenaU-r ha been sent tram this Mate that has been given a second term and (MM MING STICK For Tender Faces Indlsransable for those subject to red ness, ssugluiia. and other irritation eft he skis, A she vraf luxury. Nsasux. so soggy soap, a rersm. as wests of tirae or money, n nickeled box. sae.. stores or by ssaiL Liberal sample free. Address -unMcura,- lei .la, uastosv that was the late General Charles F. Manderaon- This writer holds that It was a grave mistake when the republican party turned Senator Burnett down, for no maa who haa aver gone to th United State senate from thin state has made any better record, and now right on top of that foolhardy blunder, the same party has turned down a maa who has been true to the people's Interest in every measure that baa com before the senate and what for, simple because a large majority of repuhllcana have become crazy over the fad called "progressive." and for our life we can find nothing m it, except putting the country lnte th hands of democrats and republican half breeds. For enme cause, wa know not why. the fool-killer haa never found tiro to visit Nebraska yet. but if he ever ahould com he will find aa abundant harvest JOHN a PET. Offer the Kastaaatloa. OMAHA April S.-To the Editor of The Bee: I will write a abort letter to your paper In the Interest of th Third ward and its registrations. The reason th Third Is commented upon Is this. In short: Every man who registers votes, and every man that la old enough votes and hustle up votes, and every man down here doe not try te be boas. If you watch what I have stated you will find some true facta. I hav lived thirty years In the Third ward and know the conditions. OLE W. JACKSON. Hysteria Melted la Ohio. Philadelphia Ledger. Most significant waa the action yester day by th Ohio constitutional conven tion In refusing by a vote of S7 to 5 to Incorporate a provision for tb recall of all officials. Including th Judiciary. Th Ohio convention Includes among Its mem bers a large proportion of progressive in various stagea of se ocresslveness, and some of the spokesmen and leading fig ares of that body hav been distinguished from th beginning of the session for anything rather than balance or caution. If th vote on thl subject had been taken two montna or so ago or even a month ago the result probably would hav been different but th vicious and foolish recall device haa been subjected to th most destructive criticism and will scarcely survive th ephemeral hys teria of this campaign. Hew Strike Threat Pay New York World. For the speculators In Reading railroad stock th coal miners cannot too soon strike again tor higher wages The stock Is up over V a share on th 1 per cent Increase In wages won by the present strike. r 1 K!!6b3SSSS3S3 Flaky Biscuits Delicious Cake Healthful Food madewiih CREAM TO) i e Tm i The product Grapes Listen! Everywhere You The Signal a of 6ent!eroan Warns Without Offence JERICHO Ss 60 o( 'osts'lstlon cost. Save 100 of maintenance cost, because there isn't any. It aavea Saoe$ Money accident cost because It prevents them. JERICHO Please th public. Enables you to signal with your foot- leaving your hands free. Saves, you contro Savet Trouble versy, for it warns unmistakably and 'melodiously. GUARANTEE FUND LIFE ASSOCIATION ORGANIZED J A MARY S, 1003. PUtE PKOTECTIOX LVSIKAXCE. Assets. April 1, 1913 $708. 031.32 I Reserve land, April I, 11S Securities with Mate Ikfpartmeat, April 1, 1012 873,000.00 (To Secure Oar LssHtraace Cm tract.) Rate Per thousand, age 33 (other age la proportion), S3.7S. Mortality cost, per $1,000 Insurance, aaeaa aroouat. rear 1911, gA.10, Depository Banks appointed 1102. The security for payment of future lease la proportion to total loss sustained else organization, la la th ratio of S4.it to f l.a Licensed In fifteen states and preparing to enter others. LOOK IT OCR RECORD. HOME OFFICE, BSAKDEIS BUILDING, OMAHA, NEB. TelrphoBe Douglas 7021. JUBTKITl REMARKS. "Is my eon familiar with the classical?" asked the solicitous father. 8lr. replied th professor; "your son s ttitud toward the rlasalea la more than familiar. H la Impertinent." Washington star. The bookkeeper came oat lasting mys terious and called for tne otoo bey. "What are you doing?" "Nuthin." "The bos wants to see you right away. I cue U's the bounce for yours." "Mi." declared th office bey. "I knew what he wants. "What doea he want?" "He wants , to know what new players rromoter naven t you any close mends who hav money? i Inventor I hav one, but he Is too close to giv up any. Boston Transcript "The are th children of my brain." said the man with the bunch of poems "dome children." replied - the editor, "ought to -be in tbe reform school. "De troit Free Press. Mrs. Sklntlte I think this new hobble skirt Is a dream. Tou wouldn't- have It altered would you? Mr. Sklntlte No: there seems to be very little room for Improvement Phila delphia Record.. , "I guess my saving was a sort of reci procity with the sea," laid the rescued sailor, when he had been resuscitated. "la what way?" asked th band about him. "Well." be answered. 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"I tell you." he delights to say, "To travel fast and far For business and for pleasure too. There's nothing like th car." Home Baked of Hear the Bugle Note of Any motor car aftney, accessory dealer ar fsr- will sell and put on a Jericho or Jubilee and the entire cost will be leas than $10. Rindall - Faichney Ci. BOSTON, MASS. 871,583.88 leestiiciaisss.iMiitstuieaiiiti- saassawMistTr warrant. 1 I