THL BEE: OMAHA, EU)AY, APK1L, 26, 1912. 1 fif i 1 - ! : I mi ' ' Xt 0 - ;;. ! ',- S t (I ... Js f i ,. i t 1 i P ! 7. ' The. Omaha Daily bee FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER TICTOR ROSE WATER. EDITOR. BEE BUILDING. FAhNtli AND 17TH. Entered at Omfe pomtoUu w jeoood elaaa matter. TERMS OP S'. BSCRIPT.Of!. Sunday Be. h year a Saturday Bee, one jrw H Lnr Bh without Sunday), one year ii Ulljr Be and Sunday, on year DkLiVERtL) BT CABnltit Evening Be (with Sunday-., par mo... S Daily Baa (including Sunday). per mo..66c Daiiy Be (without Sunday), Pr mo... c Addre ail complaint or uregiuarlUa a oeavcry to ray circulation myi. REMlTTANOLsV Remit br draft. expr-je or postal order, oasmbu ta The Baa Puaiiahlna ooBipaar. Only -cent alamos received la payment or email aeoouata. Peraonei ensue, -cape oa Omaha and eastern axciiatia. not ccepted. offices. Omaha The Be Building. Sout Omana-Sl! N ak Causal HiuUs1 ttcoti St Llnooli-i Little Building. Chicago-IMS Marquette Building. Kansas CHy Reliance Bulldinc. New York West Thirty-third. Washington T k'aurteenln be. M. Communication ralauuf te ae and (dltonal matter aneuld be addraaaed Omaha Be. iLdl tonal Department. MARCH CIRCULATION. 49,508 f tau of Nebraska. County of Douglas, Mi L-wtght WUuams, cireulauoa man' at The Ba PuBUahiaa eornpeny. beta duly (worn, ear lual Um average daiiy circulation, tea spoiled, uoueed and re turned eeptea, lor tna moot of Match, fjv ataa aMua. DWIGHT WILLIAMS. Clrcutslieo Manager. Subscribed la my preeeno and swora u atior ma iu tin day of April, uu. RottaUiT HUiVfUH, Notary PueUc. ... tabeerlbese teaiperarlly leavla tk city akaeld kaa .' Tk la the. Address will ckaaae aa aftea aa see Tad I uur J must b. political dlAMM. ' It took an automobile, though, to put Hlauh Jackaon out , Bcora Bother on ovr In Iowa for aioo, Lafaratu Tounc- "What eauaaa aprtaf ftrarT" aak eorraapondant Poaalbl tprlng. It BaTr rain but It poura, and II navar buraa out abort of thraa flraa. t It at loaat fl rea. mart color to th tracedr to aar bow that Ua ihlp waa oa fir. . It la to ba hop4 ona ft thla aouthtrn flood will raaxu tba Florida STaTglada. a. On Indiana man In aerr twalr la an officeholder. Hurrah for the abort ballot! It la lingular aaouih that all tha Han-attar truat paoplt art oppoaln( Praaldent Tart. The aif bta ar oapaclallr dark In Taxaa and Wood row Wllaon thlnka tha dart are, too. ' Tana to which Oaorg W, Parkin aeranadao tha colon) a-h Car Ululr Waa Good to Ma." Oovarnor Wllaon baa raooverad bla allaw, but ha mar navar hop to gat back thoaa loat delegate. St Lotjl boaata rlp atrawberrlea. Baaa baJUcallj apeaklng, It might alio mtnilon Ita orarrlpo lemon. Praaldent aiaderO la right la con eluding that tba Vnltad BUtaa doaa not Inland to UUrveot If ther It no saad tor It " Kansas City finds It difficult to keep it ball team Infused with the Kansas City aplrtt of progress. And ther are others. Benator Bourne's undying faith In tha people being always right waa put to a severe teat 1b the adverse Oregon election returns. Rumor hath It that Colonel Bryan has aeT Brother Charier to work on new ateam roller, one with long, hart teeth In the cylinder. Mr. Bryan agaia wants It distinctly understood that he la not a candidate for the presidential nomination thla time. 1 But neither la the colonel. Banker Worse seems to be living hi life In installments of tlx monthe. For the last two years the physicians hav beea periodically giving him jaat (bat much more. - Mr. Bryan says there are plenty other progressives beside himself to, rua for the democratic nomination, rosslbly, but he takes migbtr good care how he call names. Our Omaha Woman 'a club bravely confesses to being nlneteenv years old. bat at that It baa aot reached the point ot requiring aa age declaration in each application for taemberahlp. Despite the tact that Mlas Clara Barton lived to be 19 year old, the yellow journals tell us that grief killed her. Weil, there la consola tion that this great woman gave grief mightr long chase. : Presumably, Omaha will some day get that second rupply main from Florence which the water company offered to build six year ago, and which the Water board baa aot rat 'thought worth while. - The democratic World-Herald eas- tteualy admits that Mayor "Jim" looks Juat at good to it as any other candidate for commissioner Jn the running. ' Of coarse, there It bo political bias la this judgment . All Amendment Endoncd. . On the faoa of the atii! partial re- turna of the primary it it clear that all fire of the proposed amendment to th couatltutloa of Nebraska hare been endorsed, with tha result that ther will go on the official ballot for the election bearing the la be la of all the political parties, and hare counted for -them all the straight party tickets east. with the ers!im of presidential contest turn ing upon .national asUSa thla mean that all theaa amendment! are right now aa good aa adopted, and that we need onlr await their promulgation by the authorities that canvass the vote. Assuming that ther will carry. they will aa a matter of fact become effective) even sooner than that, far under our court decisions an amend ment ia part of the constitution from the moment a majority of the votes are recorded la its favor' without waiting for count or canvass. It well enough then to recapitulate what changes are 'soon to ba Incor porated into our fundamental law, enumerated aa follows: P 1. Initiative and referendum, by which both measures of legislation and constitutional amendmenta pro posed by popular petition may be enacted br popular vote, and laws paased br the legislature mar be held In abeyance through a referendum for popular approval or rejection. 2. Biennial elections secured through the abolition of ' off-raar state elections, and the aitension for one rear of all terms of state offices. which would otberwlaa hare to filled In odd years, after. the ysar 1. Increased pay for members of the legislature applicable to the com lug legislature, making the compen sation 400 Instead of 1300, and also shortening the time for Introduction of new bills from the first forty days to the (flrst twenty days of tha aea- 4. A board of control tor stats in tltutloas eosalatlng of three salaried members, not more than two from the, same party, appointed for all jeart by the governor, and confirmed by two-thirds vote of the aenatt; the board to sasume and .exercise Its pow ers over all Charitable, re,'ormat6rr and penal Initltatlona maintained br the state, beginning July I. iu. I. Home rule for cities having a population of more thari $.900 by vesting the Inhabitants with power through a charter convention, to frsroe their owa plan of. municipal government, and adopt modify or re peal the aame br popular iota. ' The Mexican Preia. The tone ot the Mexican- press, st least a good part ot It la verr un friendly toward the Uaited States on the matter of the president's recent note to our official representative at Chihuahua, which- contained, an am- pbatlo warning against furtherdepfe dstlons upon American life and prop erty. The Mexican papers choose to regard thla communication dUtlnctiy aa tddreaaed to Oroscb, the. rebel leader, whose belligerency ths Amer ican government baa refused to recog- nlie, and their, criticism It aa Illogical and incontinent as it la unfair. for instance, 'wh'lU several ot the rspers are attacking the etblca of diplomacy that would thug communi cate wnn ; an Irresponsible rebel leader -and declaring that If the United State has aay thing to say let It say It to the commuted authority in Mexico, the El Pals, the yellow Journal ot Mexico, naively observea: How oaa w aspect of the government ot Mr. Madera, for example, that Jt pen Ian Paacual Orosoo for th shodtlng 'of the America, Fountain, sine It ha aot bote able te defeat th rebel chief, much las capture htm? . Yet thla paper and othera denounce our government for not appealing to Jiadero. We have, a a matter ot fact appealed to him. The onlr Inference it that Americana are to "be damned if ther do and damned )f ther don't1 The Neuva Era, a more conservative paper, makea a nasty fling at our "dollar- diphmar,"-aruses the ad ministration of playing politic! on the eve of election and denounce Ita action In general. The El In tranalgente commenda the Madero government's "clear, correct and en ergetic manner" ot resenting Presi dent Tsft't warning note, and pro ceed to acold the Catted State se verely. The Mexican Herald, the prin cipal Engllah language paper pub lished at the capital, reprints several of these stinging editorials, which carries the current of bitter anti Americna feeling to the Americana in Mexico. It ia discouraging to know that Mexico is Infested with 'revolution and outlawry against which the gov ernment la proving Itself utterly im potent leaving American life and property unprotected, and ret resent the slightest remonstrance on our part Government Doing a Good Work. Without any blare of trumpets or studied advertising, the federal gov ernment through two of Its re pre sent tire. Labor Commissioner Neill and Judge Knapp of the court ot commerce. Is serving the public la a verr Important capacity br ita prom ising attempt to mediate the differ ences between the fifty-three eastern railroads and their engineers and thus to avoid a atrike. It auceessfal. every interest, public and private, will be under obligation, and It seems more thaa likely that the effort wiu incceed'. , - It would be a genuine calamity for the engineers to quit their work and enter upon hostile relations with their employers. Every part of the country would be affected In the end and everr line of business injured. Should the government avert such disaster. It will. Indeed, perform a large eervice. Apparently both aides to this issue have welcomed mediation. The engi neers, to whom it was first proposeJ, took promptly to it and the railroad managers were no less willing. That of course, is proof sufficient that both prefer peace and industry to war and Idleness. Under such clrcum stsnces a satisfactory solution should be worked out Back ot these two fic tions, however, ta the principal party to the dispute the public, whose In terests mutt be paramount . AdvertiiiiiE Omaha tor Omalians. The Commercial club'a publicity department, has proposed something worth while in the plan for a tym posium of Mess and expressions to advertise Omaha in all Ita phases of business and educational life to the people ot Omaha. Thla may be done by meant ot a series of lectures at tbe Auditorium, possibly accompan ied by exhlblta or illustration.- Thla, ot course, is one of the many detsils to be worked out. - But the plsn. Itself, Is commenda ble. It It not a reflection upon the Intelligence or local Interest of the people of the city to aay that ther, In common with the people of moat everr city, are not aa familiar with their city's resources and advantages aa they should be, both for their own personal welfare and that of their city. Omaha Is a much larger, stronger and better city than many of Its good, people may realize. A scheme that will help to enlarge Just appreciation will certainly be worth while. And Its valuable Influ ence Fill run far beyond local line. Omaha haa done many profitable things lu the way of publicity, but thla plan rather unique and might be tried with verr excellent result. Of course, this one thing will be borne in mind that no special interest. la to receive special benefits. Apropos ot tue comfhg Massachu setts presidential primary, an Inter esting advertisement appear in the newspspert there, being subscribed with the name "Massachusetts Roose velt Committee," which concludes an appeal for their favored candidate as follows: . ' Remember you don't have to be en rolled In any party ,to vote at thla primary. That Bounds verr much like a re minder of f up old open primary law which worksd as a special invitation for democrats to vote on the selection ot republican nomlneea. ' We have no sympathy with the proteat against the Real Estate ex change being turned Into a "political camp." If Its members are all play ing tbe political game, why should it not o a political camp? At office seekers, real estate men have become aa plentiful as lawyers, and why should ther not plar the game for the tame reason; and la the tamo way, aa other politician t The projected grand circuit aero plane race centering at Chicago In September haa Omaha down for one of the stops. Time it so as to let tbe bird men drop in on us during Ak- 8ar-Ben week, and we will give them a taate ot real high flying.' "It It were not for the undue in fluence exercised by the emloyert upohlhe employee, I would be speak ing today aa an ex-presldsnt of the United States," Mr. Brysn Is quoted aa taring. . Tell tbat to the marine. Beven toilea of concrete sidewalk are about to be hud la Breathitt county, Kentucky. Which movea the Courier-Journal pertinently to re mark thla ia better than paving with cold lead. Yea, or hot air. Omaha'a national tanks mske a gratifying ahowlng in response to the comptroller's call. It the banka all over the country do aa well, pros perity prospects muit be encourag ing. . Larva Taak far Weaaaa. Brooklyn Eagle. President Taft ha made - a woman chief ot the new Children's bureau. The taak of universal motherhood la thus put whr It batons. Vila Julia C Lath rop of Chlcaf cannot be Mid. to tBjoy a sinecure. Came aad Care. Baltimore America. ' Can't sat can't sleep, can't work, cant sit SOU symptom of. a malady begin ning te infect tbe greater part of th male population of the country. It I curable only by sitting two hours each day oa the hard benches of a lbas bail park. -t Saaflelaa Balk Pbllaathrepky, Baltimore American. Th boos In Cong rea ha rejected John Rockefeller's tmeXO fund for th benefit of humanity. Altruism and Phil anthrophy find themselves regarded with auapRion at every corner in this evil. thinking world, and the earn I always peeping behlad the purest motive to Ond out what I back of them. Wlre-leaa mm the Seas. Baltimore Amerteaa. Every Urge vessel provided with th wtreiea outfit should be required by law to carry two operators and to maintain continuous eervice when oa a voyage. Suck a law, like other reoulremanU for safety, would not bear hardly oa ship owners, since with unlfarai requirement peseenger and freight rates would be ad justed to meet the seceeaary expense. h wlrelea is too valuable ta be out of service at aay time. - - - -, . , EooW Backward ill. is Day ffn Omaha 'COMPUXD FROM U IMLC 1 tCOMPlJL April 28. Tliirty Years Ago . The ality-tblrd annlverearT of American Odd Fellowship waa oalebratad br tow lodge her, with a number at breUwreji from Council BluIIa. Rod Oak and Ke braaka points as their guest. A parade with T. J- Staler aa (rand marshal, and C H. Frederick. H. Boise, K. Hartaoo and A a BIllUix s as aasauaat marshals. a followed by aaaiveraary axerdae at Odd Fellow hall on Dodge street and more axercUe sad a ball in the evenina. tha entertainment being furalahad by Mrs. Carlton. Mr. ahepard. Mlas Edith Btuht William Tutle, Mr. M. Elliot, Rev. W. S. Cope land. Albert Stunt, Mas Lucy Straight, E. C Cooper and Pro- feeeor Irvine' orchestra. A music and literary entertainment waa give ta Crelghton hall for tbe benefit of Holy Family church, under dtreetlea of Professor EL A. O'Brien. Among thoee participating war Mlas Mary Rush, th Ml Jennie Deton sad Sadie Riley, Mrs. Charles O. tender. Mr. F. M. Mc Donald, the McCrsry brothers. Ml Bla de Crowley, Ml o. McCaffrey, Mia Ella Kennedy. Mlas Ella McNamara and Mr. i. J. Nellrt. Dr. A. Uorel I th happy father of a fine large boy, which arrived Monday. The Omaha telephone exchange offloe ia being fitted up In fine style. The south half ot th trad oa Farnam treet hiU has been finished, and th workmen laid off pending the letting of the contract of th north half. Th realdent ot. the south tide of Dodge street, not to be outdone by thoa en th north aid have begun setting out tree. Twenty Years Ago The question. "I There Need of Re form in Municipal Government r wss dlacuaaed before th Current Topic club at tha Young Men' Chrlatlan as sociation room. Rev. Dr. Duryea, founder and president .of th club, pro dded and opened the argument He waa followed by J. W. 'Adams, who pointed out many glaring avlla in tb local city government and waya of remedying them. Thomas Kllpstrtck and -Rev. H. A. Crane also advocated reform, as did others. ' It waa reported th county board had corns to term with the Nebraska Cen tral Railway company oa a proposition to fcuu IKtt.0 of bonds to aid in build ing a bridge over th Mleeourf river tor th projected road. Over at th court house rumors were rife of a hot Urn when County Com mlaa loner Paddock returned from Now York, wher he had gone to attend a meeting of ths Union Pacific board of dlrectsrs. Th fua centered on pledgea- broken by th other eommlaaioners dur ing Psddock's stwence, that Bone but democrat! get office at th disposal ot th board. . Mike Leahy we appointed superintendent of th court houSB, where Paddock had a man named Potter of South Omaha, a dyed-in-ths- wool Jackaonian, for tb place. Methodist dignitaries began arriving for th general conference of that ohurch, which met Jier. Present ware thee bishop: Bowman of Bt, Louts, Foster of BoMon. Merrill of Chicago, Andrew of New Tors. Wsrraa of Denver. Foea of Philadelphia, Hurst of Washington. Nlnde of Tope Ita. Wslden ot Cincinnati. Mai- lalieu of New Orleans, Fowler of Ban Francisco. Taylor of Africa. Vincent of Buffalo, FlUgeratd of Minneapolis, Joyce of Chattanooga. Newman of Omaha. Tholuea of Calcutta and OoodaaU of Fort Worth. Tea Years Ago Jamea Brown, 1B11 Harney street, a bill poster, waa hurled from a wagon In runaway at Sixteenth and Jones atreeta and cut on th face and head, though not dangaroualy Injured. Tbe Jackaonlaa club hold a aotabl meeting, notable because of the Jneon slstehcle of expreulon. Jefferson waa forgotten, th Declaration of Independ ence referred to as a dead laaua, Bryan mentioned but once sod David B. Hill praieed and eacorlated. Dr. A H. Hlppl said ths people were tired ot hearing shout Jefferaonlanlain and demanded to know mors about taxes and municipal ownership. C. J. Smyths said democracy had alwaya been right, but some demo crats had been wrong. In this connec tion be lambasted Hill and Cleveland. Judge W. a Shoemaker denounced such "humbug sa fro silver and th Kaaeta City platform and stood tor straight ua- tarrlfled democracy. H. C Miller, democrat waa given hi title te th offloe of county clerk over Charles Unltt, republican, by Judre Baxter. Victor Rocewatar returned from tb east having been In Washington, New Tork and Baltimore on business pleasure, t It Is an 111 wind that blow nobody gooo. cam true in the case of th storm that blew th old billboard down a-Mayor Bemla, a It led to Mayor Moore determining thst ths efty should have ordinances regulating such struc tures. People Talked About John Roy of Manchester, N. H-, grandfather to mors grandchildren, it believed, than any other man la New England. Mr. Roy Is the fa tiler of nine children, all of whom are Bring, and hla grandchildren number seventy. He Is n years old. When Lafoadle Hearn married Ms Jape nee wife, all of hi wife' family accom panied nun to hla new quarters. Ha tlons that be had sine live dependent on him wife, wife mother, wife's father. wlfe'e adopted mother, wife's fstber's father, three aervanta and a Buddhict student John Shell, MS year old and th eldest white man ta Kentucky, recently rode from hi home at Laurel Fork to Bar- bourviiie and back on a mule, a total distance of thirty-eight miles. He haj never aeea a large city, and asw a rail- road and electric light for tb tint time nine year ago. Hi oldest son It 81 and his youngest R. In all he bad eleven children. Courtlaad M. Cunningham, a telegraph operator, who ha just died In Brooklyn, served In the crvU war and 1 asld to have Intercepted a m tea age from the confederate government ordering Gen eral Robert E. Lee t make aa invasion of th north. He at one turned the' mes sage over to th federal authorities, with th result that General Mead vrss or dered to Intercept Lee. . The kettle of Gettysburg followed, and Lee plan of lavaetoa was thwarted, t- I Tl- D I II IV IneDeti Later Do AMU Waltla faa- that Water Mala. OMAHA. April V-To th Editor of Th Bee: The suceesatve coalhr con flagrations eoejht to wak eur eeopl up to the ttutioo confronting ua. No one can re eon bla find fault with 01- fire department, bet Ua beat efforts have beea unable to prevent total lea. On reaaao. If not the main reason, la the Inadeejuat water aupply and defective water preasure. Omaha ha outgrown the single main that bring na eur wafer. and should anything happen to cut that off while a fire la raging th poastbtlitie would ba too frightful to contemplate. With bonds several time voted tor the porpoe. why abould we be compelled t wait longer Is have thl source ot dancer removed f R. J. B. Haa Twenty Oeya te File Kaklktt, OMAHA. April K.-To the Editor of The Bee: In the Evening Be ot Wdnadr yon published an article with the heading. "Something Wrong Hue,1 calling la question the honesty of the Cltlsea's union. Thl article did not appear in the Morn ing Bee. -doubtless for th reason that you had realised tbe blunder which you had made. Section IS of th corrupt practice act require every political committee to file. Mior election, a atatement ot money received and disbursed. Th Citizen's union filed such statement with Vrank Dewey, county clerk, on April I, showing receipt of n.tlxjt sad disbursements ot tUS.st. section require each candidate to file a statement within tea days after an lection. Tbe statement to which you refer aa having bean filed with City Clerk Dan B. Butler are the (tatements which were filed after the primary and war made oa the nth or ltth of April. eectloa 1! of the law require political committee to (11 (tatements wlthlo twenty day after election. The Cltlaen'l union will, within twenty day after April I, file Ita statement which will In clude all of th matur which appeared In th statement filed by tbe candidates. Th Cltlsen's union will be very glad t have you check it up and, If you find any discrepancy or entry which need ex planation, you ar st liberty to mak the fact public. THE CITIZENS' UNION. , By lis Publicity Committee. See America First New Oeepel of Health wad Happlaeaa Worth Preaeklag aad Pvaatlelag Thee Day. Chicago American. Breathe there the man with soul so dead Who never to himself bath said, "This is my own, my natlv land?" Probably not, but can ther be anything lea patriotle for men and women who affect pride in tbelr country and Its free Institutions than thst they ahould remain blind to and Ignorant of the Innumer. able plcturqu spots, world-famed won ders of nature, health reaorta, mineral spring, magnificent mountain, lax sad river sonury and unrivaled sea beach which ar te be Men east, weat, north snd south within tb borders of their own United States? , Yet ther ar soores of thousands of men snd woman who call themselves good American, whs would resent any Imputation thst they lack lov ot coun try, yet who have never taken th trou bi to explore beyond a radius ot 1M or m mil of their owa homes, but who seek cros ths seas In Europe, Atl snd Africa delight for th eve snd th mind which ar literally at their feet la their own land. "See America first" Is familiar advice, known rather In th breach than In th observance, yet if It were heeded a It should be millions would enjoy the bless ings of travel and chant of scene snd havs their heart stirred and thlr tnlnd refreshed by wonders snd beauties far more an trancing than thoee offered by France, Italy, Swttserlaiid. Germany, England, Egypt and Syria combined. Not only that but th million of Americans devoting their leisure months snd week te making ths acquaintance ot their ewa country would escape the deadly peril of ocean voyaging and aavs untold sums now lavished foolishly la the attempt to aatlafy laaatlabl European notei Keepers, couriers, guides snd laxxa- ronl. ( Ths Alps, ths Rhlns, th English lake. th Scotch highland have their beauties, But they are Infinitely surpassed la majesty, wonder, ptctureequenee aad va riety of attraction by th Rocky tnoua- the Grand can yon of Colorado, TeUowaton park, with Ita geysers, boil ing spring, wondrous crater formations snd Its proueion of game, ths Toeemlt valley, the mountain and like of Alaska, the Glacier National park In Montana, tbe Pike's Peak district, tb Adirondack, th Hudson river, Relondo beach, th Golden Gat. Palm beach. At anuo vity. tne curt of Mslm snd a thousand other American beauty spots. In half tbe time taken bv a tut steamer in crossing the Atlantic, and with practically no risk ot Uf or hmb, th American tourist ta search ot health, recreation and the delight to be found In scene of wonder and beauty may take a luxurious train oa tbe Great Northern. tbe Northern Pacific, th Santa Fe, tbe Colorado A Southern, the Union Pacific. th Denver A Rio Grande, tha Southern Pacific or any one of a scora of th other great railroads, aad have aa "opea see the wonders afforded to the traveler In California. Colorado, Montana, Arkansas, Utah. Nevada and ether state. Car la bad. Baden-Baden and other re nowned spaa la Europe are surpassing m attraction and health restoring qualities Colorado Springs, th Hot Springs and French Lick, which ar muck easier of and, bestdea, are our own pos- See America first" is th new gospel of health aad happiness tor American to believe ta snd practice tat their day, week sad months of leisure. ' Master ef Xede-ra laveatleauk Denver Republican. While opinion may Mill differ ever the COeaQoa of actual good accomplished by th discovery of the poles snd th Inven tion of th aeroplane, there ess never be any dispute concerning the great gaU 1 by dvtnxauon through tb dls- of win less telegraphy. Marconi - ba wea th right te gratify hi every heart desire. May km reward be is keeping with bis great service to mar ' kind. , IAtrGHKG GAS. "What happened te your aviator friend at the meet? Irtd he fiv Intn (imir' "Na He wee Uft hhiiul . nA mv flew Into a paaaiso." Baiumor Amer- That' lust Hk our wiiiti sMnmi always knew he wasn't qualified fur the ' What' tb trouble V "He ent m vegetable see fie for my i tower garoan. - uetroit jrn "Do you bailer poUtica make Strang vraieuowar "Not these days," replied Senator Sor ghum. "Politics doesn't give a man a etiane to sleep st ali." Washington oiar. "Hsv you a spare cigar about you, old chap?" "Certainly! But I thought you were sums stop emoKjng r ."So I am, but not too abruptly. I've already quit smoking my own cigar." .nnsi anoune. . Grocer What are you doing there? Clerk Mr. Jones ha ordered s buohei nf TMM.fnM mwiA I'm. t L. . L i I ' nviini nun up iu Bradsueet. Boston Transcript. Mrs. Jenkins waa (tending before th mirror arranging bar thin hair when ber bald-headed husband entered the num. "Say, Emiy." he began, "why dos t you do your hair th way you used to?" "Why don't your retorted Mrs. Jen-klna.-Llppincott's Magagtaa, "Men In the olden tlmee vim A.llrh.AA If they got a lady glove" veiir "Now they're as slum . . Mn Iu ir h.v get th mitten. "-Baltimore American. A Hebrew Woman on the ear enlne home had a little boy with her. --nor, ois I her' asked tb conductor. "Five year." said the woman. "He looks It." th conductor retorted. Yes." atd the woman, "he has hsA lot of trouble." Atlanta Georgian. mum mxmw t AbsoMety Puro Used and praised by the most competent and careful pas try cooks the world over The only Baklnsr Powder made ' from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar made from grapes ' t,r4.:-'r 'iti.e-t ' Hi"- Bracing Vacations in . Glacier National Park Seaton Dluly to October 15, 1912 1 AH b ready hotels, trails, hones, euidet. Yoa can tpend a week of solid cotnfurt in a modem hotel, or you can "rough it" up in th mountains. Specially conducted tours a feature. Outingt $2.00 to $6.00 per Day The Kreamt are filled with trout the tnowopped mount alna call the eagle sails above - great glacien glisten in the sunlight dower (way in the Drees ta tng of pine and Iproce la fa tha air, Lake McDonald. Avalanche Basin, Sperry Glacier, St. Mary Lake, Cut Bank Peas, Lake alcDermmt, Iceberg Lake, and all tha hsndreda of otaer spectacular eoenio leeturee of thai atagntfloeat new national rasi r await the too net. Spend your vacation ia Glacier National Park go thia very bosuuer. 10 Pwctig of Str&itig LHerahire Call phone or aend at once for this nttutual literature the Glacier NatioBal Park Library. Send tooanta in stamps for tbe Glacier National Park aad the Pacific Coast via the Great Northern Railway. Summer Tooriet Ticket on a!e daily sntU 6ept. 30th. Convention Pareaon maaydays. A J Great Northers Coast Train rua via Glacier Maoooal Park. W. M. ROMnnS, District : S15 Bui Crossett Shoe I "MAKES LIFE'S WALK EASY" I ratsi sBAasi II V r j 4tof6 eseiywrierw Toi fi-' a I . I ruxea I CI . M M A W-r THE 5ZV7 STENOGlUPHZa. Jo Chappie's News Letter. I have s new strnogra pher ehe came to She teid m that shs wrote th Graham system; , . . Two hundred word a minute seemed to her. she sal, like play- . And word for word at thst; ah never uased 'cm. I gave her some dictation, a letter to a ea And thla, aa I remember, was now ths letter ran: "Dear Kir: I have your fsvor, snd in reply would a; ate That I accept the offer ia your of recent data I wish to aay. however, thst under no condition . . Can I afford to think of your free Unee proposition.- ' I hall begin tomorrow to turn th matter The copy will be ready by August Is, J about. . 4 Materiel ef this nature ahould set befl nuhed unduly. ft Thanking you for your favor, I am yourstl very truly." M the took It down in shorthand with ap-H parent ease and (race. II She didn't call me back, all in a flurry:!! Thought I: "At last I have a girl worth 1 1 keeping 'round the piece, 1 Then aald: ".Now writ It out; you, I nulnl hurrv.": ,1 then ehe truck a key. ' And after thirty minute this la .what aha haaded me: Deer air. I have the reaver and la m Pile 1 alt. - ti And I except the offer aa yoa havs raA I wish to see, however, that snder anyl condlshun . - . Can I for to think of your free land creooeiebun. I ahsll be In tomorrow to, turn the ' M outer out - 1 The Cap will be red and .will Cost tVX about. Material of this nation ahould aot nstj N. Dooley. ' Thinking yon . have the f sever, I ami yours very trueiy. l Xei- J- enure coueeuoe. or i cants for booklet. It tell th com plete story snd contain many beaaural views, ti"-g An Aeroplane View "of the park. Also, ask for details at to tpedal low (a ret to ' Agesxt, Kb Be, Dew ) .Itlg slioe-tlredmaiill n . u j meres d cofflon-ined slioergoodisluiiits looks too., Here's a Spring Croasett ia which the comfort feature is heavily em phasised. Broad tost broad, flat tresdi room enough i, tbe heel te It fit good snd feel good. Demi cadet blacker ea the Pea sant last. Lfwfc ACrteTmuXeW' KiAJ.a. leu,. .JI O t sS a ' doie umaha Agents u uwuil 0IIDBS 1 - r