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The One We Didn't Marry " ?tZGZ&4a!t&' ,H t,Ftr" ! "Is the World Getting Better?'
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By DOROTHY IHX
In this troubled vl of matrimony,
then la jut on perfect Individual. He
or eh the sua or woman we didn't
marry.
la the proton of yean, and the tot
ncdony of dotaeev
tietty, (ho man or
wemaa e dtd
nssJiy grows fat.
or creway, leaea
his or her food
loo a, hsminm tedi
ous, and doll, aad
the ono wo dlda't
marry Uvea srcver
to a baia at perpet
aal reerth aad rev
brighter and
anuria tba farther
ara get fro It.
II Joba bad Har
ried Amaryllis la
atead of Jane, ha
foeia aura that Ufa
1' hexdhtAA'.r.
would have been ono glad, sweet song,
I tee it of the strapping match It aa often
la now. Amaryllis would never have
aaM thing wben ha cam homo at X
o'uleck in the morning. Amaryllis would
not have aotlced whether he wiped hie
feat on the doormat or not, and would
sot here fueeed because bo dropped dear
ash all over the place
Amaryllis wouldn't have always beea
wanting new hat, or droned him out
to the theater to oe lbeen when b
wanted to go to a musical comedy. Ama
ryHIa wooJdat hare been bound to do
ovarythhK tho aeUhbora dM, nor would
he hare had a temper aet on" a hair
trlcfor that wae Hable to to ott at any
moment.
Oh, Jaat'a a food woman, none better.
And ah' a wonder of a hottaefcoepor,
but aha laa't aoulful and poatlo and aon
tie and cllnginc Hke Amaryllia, aad John
la perfectly war that If he had married
Amaryllis matrimony would have been
a lot I Ilk a lifo enteno at hard
labor and more tike the vole that
areathoa a'ar Edea than It I.
Aad an bar part Jan eigne and ear
ta aeraalt that If aha had only married
Adolphaa Inttead of John how different
Ufa mtht bar been. Adolphuo would
hare underetoed her. Adoiphu would
bar had Don of the -jravatlnff way
that John haa Adoiphu would never
have amoked In the houee or oome horn
lato or been (roaohy and arumpy or
begrudged her th price of a now frock.
On th contrary, ho would have, known
that ha wa not uk other woman, that
ehe was temperamental and highly organ
Ised and otnaltlv and that h didnt
moan thing when aha aaM thorn, aad
Adolphaa would hav apent hi ovemng
holding bar hand and telling her how
beautiful and wonderful aha wa.
Oh, John a good man. and a good
husband, and a splendid provider, but h
Isn't Adoiphu. and If only the bad mar
ried Adolphua what a aaavoa on earth
life might hare aeon!
Probably there I not a married man
or a married woman in th world who
doesn't herlh asma such glorified vtsloa
of what might hav boon. With moat
of a It does no particular harm. It I
Just sort of a Leet Paradlsa In which we
take refuge whoa th streaaostty of con
nubial life drives as to cover.
Occasionally, however, there are those
who let th dream of what Ufa might
have beea with another ruin tho good
of tho life they have, and I have ut
been nstsataf t tho story of each a
foolish woaisn Whoa she wae very
young girl ess wsa engaged to a poor
youth who wont forth to soak his fortune.
Ha was as loaf fea finding It that abs
married another man, a fine, honest.
honor man, who la kindness Itself to
her, aad who five her ovary comfort
of Ufa.
Thta woman haa a lovely little daughter
M year old, and should bo happy a the
day IS long. And ah would bo except
that she Is always thinking how much
happier aha would ho If sh had married
tho other man. She Is sure that If shs
had married hum Ufa wouM have had
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The Angel Lady
By MORTOJf
Any house-wife of taa species mar be deadly aa an aie,
Sh may b U rlllag wonder for the) beauty that aba lacks,
But the Kdn win all Indorse hsr short of aavtMns bat crime
If SBC's knows to serve np dinner when tbe clock sayi dinnertime.
Hungry aubaad hurrtea homeward, just a plain; nvarnlahsd brnto,
Dinner's let, snd there yoa have tt there ths "lift within the lute."
Doubtieas, If one searched th records of the wrecks of married life.
One would find belated dinner wa ths leading esses of strife.
There's special sort of heaven, better than ths common lot,
Waltinc for the wondrous woman who serves dinner on the dot.
Bat for those who keep men waiting, who serve dinner "bv and hv"
JTsll. I trust tiara s tomttUut "special" lor ttoss ftmilti wbea they die.
never a Jolt In it, but that everything
would have moved Jena aa rubber-ttred
wheels, and existence would have been
one long, rose Hnsd romance.
8 he has thought about this man she
didn't marry so long and aa aroch and
so Idealised him that sh haa oome to
aotually hats th awn she did marry.
Sh pines to ssa this old sweetheart
whom shs hasn't seen since ha was a
youth, and she wants to know what I
would ad viae her to do under all these
circumstances.
My advice la for nor ta pin on her bat,
and take an excursion to wherever the
supposed sfflnity Uvea. It will work a
cure, effectual aad lasting, for there Is
nothing else under th sun not even
matrimony Itself that la dtssnhendng
and dldlluslonhit as to most aa eld
love after tho long lapse of taa rears.
The only thing that can never he done
la to knit together the broken threads
of love' young dreamy Nobody can
take up a friendship, much leas a ro
maaos, where they laid It down. The
hottest passion cools ott Tho most
bubbling sentiment loses Its sftsrsss
cens. Tou have changed. He or ahe
has changed. Lev Itself has changed
Come away and shut the door.
Tou have remembered Adoiphu aa slim
aad ntbe. Can It ho that tola aenemlc
dyspeptic, wrinkled man 1 ht Amar
yllis has lived la your memory aa a
fairy. Alas Is H tree that aha ha
changed Into this matronly nvdy with
triple chins? -
Many a night you have lain awak
recalling with a throbbing heart now
Adoiphu used to quote poetry to you,
and how It thrilled you. Ha doesn't
seem nearly as thrilling and romantic
when you meet up with him again, and
find him ihahhy and poor, and that
people say he's on of the dreaming
mooning sort of men that lack th prac
tical sens to get along.
How often you have thought of what
a darting, helpless, clinging little oreaturs
Amaryllis wsa, aad how aha would look
Into your eves and -ask yon th most
adorably stmpl questions. Great heav
en can It be that this simplicity was
stupidity for - of all tho dull, heavy,
tlreaom crdturs en earth, ArmaryllU
bow Is ths chieftest. She would bore you
stiff.
Of course, ths Jan and John you mar
ried haa changod si no your wedding
day, hut yoa are familiar aad aocus-
toraed to the changes la him or her, and
have kept pees with them. They don't
shook yoa Hke the changes In the one
you didn't marry, and whom you re
member encircled with th Illusions of
youth. '
Be sure that there I no cur for aa
old love Ilk beholding It again after a
lapse of a few years, and If any man
and woman want to get the last symptom
of a blighted romance out of thel. sys
tem, let them hunt up the ones they
didn't marry, and Uk a good, long look
at what they hav escaped. And they'll
thank Ood for his mercy.
Th First Frea.
They bad been quarreling, and. al
though hubby was willing to take the
Mam all upon himself snd make peace.
Shs was still snippy ana uwiirerent.
"Corns over here, Bessie. Aren't you
curious to know what I in this packager'
"Oh, net very! I can stand the strain,"
she replied belligerently.
"Well. It's something for the on 1
lov best In all th world,- h sals,
eoaxlnirly.
"Oh, ta that soT I suppose, then. It's
those suspeaasrs yea said yoa needed."
-Judge.
MtsslasT Word.
"Remember, hoys." said th teacher.
"that In th bright lexicon of youth
there no sues word as tail.
After a few moments a boy raised his
band.
"Well, what Is It Socrates r asked th
teacher.
"I was merely going to say," replied
th youngster, "that It such Is th esse.
It would be advisable to writ to ths
publishers of the lexicon and rail their
attsotioa to ths omission." Hartford
Time.
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Beauty Secrets for Girls
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Miss Lorraine 11.
lastrates two
styles of hair ar
rangement. Ths top picture
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By UL11AS LORIUIKE.
When yoa rood that Queen Elisabeth
had eight wlga, that the beautiful Vary.
queen of Scots, wore a wig, too, that
th wonderful color of Empress Eugenie's
hair, which captivated Napoleon, wss do
to art rather than nature, that even
Cleopatra wasn't above teaching- up her
truss, and that the grandmother of the
man who built the pyramids Invented hair
dys, wolt-walt till I get my breath after
all thta learning I think we are doing
quite weU wbea we're good looking, with
the locks that Nature gave as, aad have
saas enough to tat hair dys alone.
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by a very celebrated person, who said
with an evident sir of having discovered
a great secret that hair was a great aid
to beauty, and was to us what nice fur
Is to animals, that If we had a Mule
more Intelligence we would take as much
care of our hair as birds take of thetr
feathers snd animals of their fur.
Most of us take rather more care of
it, I think, but It's care of the wrong
kind. We go In too much for hair dress
ing snd not enough for hair cultivating.
We pay too much attention to the shape
In which our hair Is done up and not
enough to the texture of the hair itself.
Be sure of one thing if your hair is
fluffy sod aoiay, no matter how you do
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Attractive Hair-Dressing and Care of the Hair
tempted by per
son with long,
oral fare.
Instead, she says,
they should fluff
ihtnr hair out at
the skies.
Where the fore,
load Is too high.
state Mis Lor
raine, cover it with
a bang or a few
small cnrls Justin
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it up, it will be pretty, but If It looks
dead aad stringy, even th greatest hair
dresser In th world cannot do anything
with It.
Aa laetraetlve Story.
There was a very pretty girl on the
stag once whose chief attraction lay In
the two glossy braids of hair which she
wore wound tight round her head. She
was ono of five sisters, snd they were
all celebrated for their beautiful hair.
Every evening before going to bed they
sat around In a circle on little stools,
on back of th other, aad each one of
them dressed ths other one's hair, as they
formed a circle th first one brushed the
last one's hala It wa a "f-r-w
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BitA hv rnuiv ISRKUI "
This Is
one of the question ofteneet
aaked me. It seem to touch a matter
that le very nr to the common human
heart. Mrs. John Msrtln has Just written
a book en the etibject a thought-crammed
book with tbs tills "Is Mankind Advene
tng?" Khs siartlr u In th end by
drawing th conclusion that mankind Is
not advancing. nd that th race
ran achieved Its highest summit In
Greek civilisation. Hers srs a few pars
graphs from th introduction:
"The world today I convinced that It Is
making rapid progress. In western Eu
rope and In America Increased wealth
production, democratic Institutions, tree
education, fm thought, the opening of
opportunities In new countries, the se
ceterstlnn of travel snd communication,
have combined to produce upon our gen
eration an exhilarating ssnss of sx pas
sion, of liberation, of growing power.
Ws srs excited by ths llveKness and
bustle of ths norsl sxperlences snd con
veniences which each ' new day brings
forth. Like children enjoylpg their first
train ride, we ere enchanted In watching
th landscape of event and Inventions
rushing swiftly by snd ta feel ourselves
proudly moving on Into s wonderful be
yond. "A view which I held somewhat widely
tlon," anl they Ueed 't hav all kinds
of fun telling the happenings of ths day
whlls they bread lshed hair brushes and
burnished up each other's msnss.
Tbs pomade or dressing they used on
their hair was plain salad oil, but ths
brushing, which lasted from ten to twenty
minutes, wss so healthy and fin for
th hair that Ihey only had to wash
their head about one In three weeks,
snd It always looked beautiful.
I am a great believer In brushing and
I think you want to k Just as careful
In having ths right hair brush you
would be In getting the right kind of
hoes for yourself. Many brushes simply
tesr ths hair; others don't go deep
enough Into It and are toe soft. A strong
bristle brush or a wire brush with rubber
bottom Is good, but, shove all things,
ths brush must be kept perfectly clean-
Brush your hair at least five minutes
svsry day and don't always brush It ths
am way. That I to say, sometimes
brush the hair back, then part It snd
brush It more forward.
Hair Laetre.
Th lustr of th hair depend on th
amount of light that Is reflected from
each particular fibre, and this depends on
ths amount of oil with which ths fibre
Is coated. Ho when your hair la dull it
lacks oil or polish, and you can supply
th polish with a brush and a little bit
of brlillantln or plain olive, lavender or
cocoanut oil. Th last is very good tor
ths hair and makes It grow. In applying
sn oil, don't saturats the scalp with oil,
but put a ilttel bit on th palm of your
hand, rub that over th bristle of your
brush, and then brush ths hair.
Now, as to shampooing the hair, I
don't think anyone ess set dowa a fixed
rule, stating Just haw often any other
person should wash their hsir. If you
are out in the dust or wind a gnat deal
your scalp will get dirty, but naturally
If you are not subjected to dust or dirt
snd especially If your scalp la sot very
dry. you can go several weeks without
aeedlng a shsmpoa.
Wash the hair with a soap Jelly made
of soap chopped Bp fine and . boiled In
water until It Is of the consistency of
Jelly when It cools. Use rain water in
lead of ordinary weter, if yoa can. and
befor washing th hair, rub the scalp
thoroughly with the yolk of egg. After
yoa hav applied th egg and rubbed It
thoroughly over the scalp, wash It off
with tepid wster; a great many people
aslng aa egg shampoo bar their water
too hot, and then wonder what Is the
matter. Of course, they hav cooked the
est- After you hav washed th egg out,
put on your soap Jelly snd plenty of hot
wster, and wash thoroughly Then rinse
with hot and cold water.
Arraaalagj the Hair.
Nw. as to doing ap th hlr. What I
th prettiest way ta which to arrange
th hair? That to a questloa which several
people hsve ssked me. but to which I
could giv no real answer unless I could
se th person. On thing Is certain if
your tyl of hajrdresslng is usually he-
coming to you. don't alter tt to suit th
fashion unless ths momentary style is
even more favorable to your looks.
A quaint, oM-fsshloned style of arrang
ing the hsir Is always attrsctive snd dis;
tlnctrve, providing it goes with th gsI
eral character of the face.
People wtth long face chould fluff the
hair out at th side and they should not
Insist sn wearing long drawn eat knot
at th nap of th neck or la piling the
hair up very high on th top of th head.
r In wearing peaked pompadours. Where
the forehead la too high cover It with a
bang or few small curls hist k tVxau.
The Bee by Tad
. among th cultured declares that the
social organism' Is advancing quite Ir
respective of the individual composing
It. It affirm that sema sort of progress
Is necessarily taking place somewhere,
somehow. Whatever msy be said of Indi
viduate, things' . ar lnnvrovlng,; th
world' I growing better, 'society is" ad
vancing, laws and th general behavior,
are steadily rising. While ss an Indi
vidual, man, perhaps, msy not be add
ing on cubit to ht mental ttsfure.'yet
th civilisation which la th work of his
hsnds Is mshtng progress, 'j ' -
"Let as consider this view and dispose
of It one for all. That society. can Im
prove without progress being mad by
th Individuals composing society ! dif
ficult of acceptance. It Is true that ex
perience and practice will affect mechan
ical Improvements of various kinds. Pe
destrians on crowded streets do learn to
minimise collisions. The members of a
community acquire gradually. the knack
ef getting along together with th least
friction, and this by th same experiences
by which ih child learns that fir will
burn. i . ; -. . ... . ;
"Let us g further. Civilised oommua
Itle (unless hindered by unusual oc
curences) tend to become rioher; the
strugglss between classes tend to secure
social equilibrium. Th capitalists! sys
tem, for example, encourages the abol
ition of slavery, and tha tree circulation
of labor together wtth th shapaninf of
Incentive and tha provision of era edu
cation. I
"But all these things at their best Are
but means to aa and. There la no value
la wealth aaeept It b converted Into
human energy, if a rich woman die of
heart disease from lack of nerds, how
oaa hsr carriage, which prevented her
taking a walk, be regards! as wealth)
or what wealth I ther In th doe of
poison which the sulcld purchases, al
though ha pay mousy for Itf -
'"I here Is n wealth but lit. ' Ther Is
no use In richss, freedom, opportunity,
education, government, commerce, civil
isation, sxcept to uplift mankind, Ther
i no us In a "better society except to
produoo better human bsings. progress
In human society consist In th produc
tion of liner and finer strain of ma
and women, th final test bf their su
periority being th sir relative degree of
pure Intelligence. ' ''"''
"On gsrdnsr must prov hi superior.
Ity over another by showing finer fruit
and flowers, ' We do not accept day
other proof. If he should deolar tost
hs bsd provided better fertlliseee,-Btter
soil, better moisture, heat and veattla
tioa, yet his rosed were ho finer, r
should deny hi primary Claims; for w
know that better condition wirr produce
better roses." -n -v. e
"All ur eoeiai soodHloe, ' Wb
Judged by the iamb test i they stand or
fall exactly In proporttoar to he etogrea
la which they can be shown to advance
human progress; that Is, as they being
forth finer and finer breeds of mesi aad
women. I hold this M be seif-svidenb
"Th word progress should,' I Believe,
be exclusively reserved to tapres 1 rise
In human ospsctty,' th devetopmetrt bt
higher order of huihkrr hetflgs. ; Th unre
stricted. It remains, as K shoatd.'a strictly,
qualitative, never t quaertltatM, term,
Improved otmdt tftfiur conduce " to -pro-grass,
and are necessary IS pregree,
but tnsy exist without producing pro
gress. Progress Is Something more than
Improvement, progress means 'move
meat forward. Progress I a matter of
growth. Comfort may and It may not
conduct to progress. pAsseagsr aitttng
impatiently In a trala -that has broken
down may havs their hunger relieved aad
their condition improved, by, Jood.aalnc
procured, but they da not thereby ap
proach any nearer, to theJr4esUntka
"Looking back along the line of history,
we can that ws (mankind) have been
traveling a tsag. long road, whoa wind
ing way, rising and falling eeatury after
century, we caa trees back far av Ssw
thousand year until It enters a trackless
desert aad fades utterly from our view
In th mists of antiquity. - . .
"Behind Roma th road drop away
again suddenly, a deep sharp drop let a
valley, beyond which It begin to rise
ones more, and, becoming steeper and
steeper. It lifts our gas to the very
mountain tops, where, among ths clouds,
against th dsep bius sky, swept by fresh,
breezes, enthroned ar-Ja snow-white tem
Ples, gleaming la the golden suns bins,
Greek civilisation sits upon th pinnacle
of human greatness."
then leave a space over the templse to
give width to th face.
In doing up th hair watch out to see
that yoa fill ta th space behind the ears,
where there Is often sn ngty looking hot
low, which caa be covered by wearing tha
hair loose. Girls with small roand faces
srs the ones who eaa wear curl bunched
up at ths top of ths head to gtv mora
length to the face, and ths girt with tha
wide face can us ths small curls which
coma sown over ths ears to max her
face look narrower and of a mora perfect
aval, i
sLsm