THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, APRIL 13, 1912. 14 The Omaha Daily Bee FOUNDED BY F.DWAKD BO.SEWATER VICTOR ROSE'.VATER. UDITOR. BBK BL'lLlMNO, FAKJ-'A-M AND 1TTH. Knte.-edi at Ustu iuaiflo as seeood- tr sUki O" SLBSCHliTION. Sunday .fee. oae year M-J Satujii&y 1, on year J1--? iJeily i- t without SJndr), one year.W J lull llee sni Sunday, one year as- DELIVERED Br CARRIER. Evening Bet (with Sunday). Pr mo.. ..Be Lnity tittciuding ounoayj, 7 uojiv uej (wiinuut Sunday), . Address ail complaint! or itwinntW a deJ i y to City circulation HFV ITTiNVEA Reirlt b7 draft, cypress or postal order, jK iA 'r .. km Publishing company. Ouiy - Cv'iit iuupi rocvd In payment cl tmall accouai. Perajnal chocks. -tept oa Omaha and eastern esch.ina-e. not aicapud. crncEs. Omaha Tb Bee Kuj'.dnf. South Ol.iaha -ii: J N Hi. crucc:i H.uf:i"s sott St L.rc;-;n-.l UUio lljlldins. Chicago 1'tr JJarqueitc Buildlnc Kuuj CHy-lIUance Building. .Nw York-3t West Thirty-third. Vah:r.igton TK Kocrteenth tU. N. 4'iUUl,';.ION'l)J,:NCaL. Cercreualcatlone relating to news and !;ttrU!l mat lor mould bo addressed wih Coj, Editorial Department. ilARCll CIRCULATION. 49,508 But of Nebraska, County of Douglas, as-. Dwtght Wtllljmi. circulation manager or Tl.e Be JMbllahltig company, being duly worn, aaya that the average daily rlreulatlon. leas spoiled, unueed and rw- turned epl-a, for u. mod in at Marab, an, was tsuf. DWIGirT WIUJAM. Circulation Manager. Subscribed ta my presence and swocs to brrora DM this mo oay 01 apni. m (aeaLj KOBKMT HUNTER. Notary Puell, tabarrlhere aria tha ally tesaaararily sheald have Tka Baa aaalle ta thess. Adds will ba e haa fed a aftaa aa re-este4. Thar But be a lot of dik-iflks In Illinois. , Home-grown green onions are on the market Smell 'em. Oh," by tha wey, what about that safe and mm Fourth crusade? What It tha difference between a gnmthoe and a pussyfoot In politics? The nan who la looking tor trou ble usually hat no trouble In (lnd- Ing It Somebody seams to hara atolan tha drum from that' Undarwood bandwagon. Jimmy Garfield tart a third party la a possibility. Coma on tha mora tha merrier. What would Omaha do without at Auditorium available for big ataem- blagee, asyvay? To prevent falsehood getting Into tha family Bible, write tha birthday Hat somewhere alee. Nebraska ta a big itatavu' those who submit rtteir' political fortunes to a state-wide primary quickly discover. V I T - Nebraska's presidential ' primary comes next Friday, which means that ws will have one. week of tinting pol itics. Now,' If Jack Frost will ba consid erate anough, to leave our budding trees alone we may have a record fruit crop. ' A . large majority of tha voters everywhere are wageworkere. Yet soma folks refuse to realize It or to recognise it. : Nebraska Ik putting on her spring clothes, which tor natural beauty will compare with those boasted by any sister states. . "Professional Politicians Running Taft Campaign," says a headline. Colonel Roosevelt, himself, passe sp the amateurs.' Still, Governor Harmon probably finds a pleasant diversion In promul gating hla candidacy In Bryan t state eves without Bryan's content ' Remember that four years sgo Taft was nominated with all the delegates of Indiana, Illinois, Pennsylvania aavd Wisconsin solidly agalatt him. Tha lata John Arbuckle lied without making a win.' He had only 110,000,000 and doubtless thought that not worth tha treuble of mak ing a will- The Inhabitants at the" South Pole do not sppear to have been atam paded by Captain Scott's motor sled te the extent of ordering large coa sigcments of them. Genera Grant General Frederick Dent Grant's death at i occurs in the month of hie Illustrious father's death at the age of 61 twenty-eevon years ago. The son achieved tha highest mili tary rank tave oca within hit day and passed away high in the. aateem of his countrymen. And his wss a very busy esreer. He ssw much mora actual military aervlce, so far as length of time is concerned, than hla father, but It was not given to him or to his generation to perform tbo service and to achieve the dis tinction that makes tha name of Ulyttua S. Grant Immortal. - The laconic message, "Oraat la dead," brings a profound ahock and general sorrow to an affectionate people, but because of hla fatber'a life and service fortune must deny to the ton the possibility of meriting more. It Is tribute enough to Gen eral F. D. Grant to Inscribe upon bit tomb the well-earned epitaph ' of well done,' which too often "mutt be left oft the tablet! erected over the lives of the sons of great man. Ha waa a good soldier, good cit- Iten and rose te his place in the army npon bit merits. He met the esll of duty' when It cams to him from his country and yielded distin guished sanies, though hit country, bspplly. in his mature years, fased no such crisis as thst out of which his illustrious father rose la tower ing supremacy. No need to pause tor Invidious comparisons by Imag ining hypothetic conditions. "Ren der onto Caesar tha things that at Caesar's." Oenera! U. t. Qrant gave himself and all that his match lass prowess meant to bis country, and besides, be gsvs It bis son, who, In bis torn, gave the beet of his tal ents and powers to that sams coun try, and today tha name of Grant n undlmmed and unsullied on Amer ica's escutcheon of feme, and that Is enough. , ' 'M . . ) ' Blessed it Omaha. j Regarding trusts and eomelnauena In Dooilss county axarctsad In restraint ot trade, we-' are unable to dlaosver any evidence exlstlns.-Orand Jury Report. What a blessed city Omaha must be to be absolutely without expres sion by combination! In restraint ot trade. Plainly those people are vic tims of eelf-deluslon whe have ' let themselves Imagine that high price exacted here In Omaha have been boosted or kept np by agreement for concerted ctloa among those from whom we have to buy. ' The fact that the price ef home-de livered ice waa simultaneously rslssd by all the toe companies on the sams day of the month, to the tame figure and kept winter and tummer It per coat higher than It exacted In other nearby cities, is mere coincidence. ' There Is n understanding what- ever anywhere that makes' butter sell ta Omaha at the aame identical price anq go up and down precisely alike at every piece wnsre It Is on sals to consumers, . . ; "t mare la no mutual prearraate- msnt that makes svery coal dealer In Omaha make the tame charge for de livered anthracite or to ralae It alto gether by IS cents a too oa the very tame say. j i Thar is no eg reams t of say kind that makes Ire) inturgno coat ab solutely the same, no matter -by what company or throggh what agent it Is written. . i , Bleeaed is Omaha, tha nlr eit In tha union where the free play. of competition la unimpeded by anything me nature ot a combination In re straint of trade. i by , twelve self-constituted slate makers, however, is not necessarily the recall of the people. Collom'i First Defeat Senator Shelby M. Cullom reached the age of 83 and served nearly thirty years In the senate snd nearly sixty years In politics before encoun tering defeat His first repulae wat sustained in the Illlnola primaries ot the week when the republican voters expressed a choice tor Lawrence T. Sherman for the senate Instead of the dean of the upper branch ot con gress. ' "J will abide by the decision' said the venerable . atatetman on hearing the news. This means that Senator Cullom will not urge bis candidacy for re-election before the legislature In 1913, but will bow to! the popular wlil of his party snd on March 4 of thst year conclude hit thirty years' tenure and pass out ot public life. ' Senator Cullom entered congress as a member of the house In 1865, upon the close of the civil wsr, and has been conspicuous In the councils of the republican party ever since. It waa Senator Cullom who, as chair man of tha Illinois delegation to the national republican convention In Philadelphia, placed General Grant in nomination for the presidency. And here, twenty-seven years after Grant's death, Mr. Cullom la aim serving bis state at Washington. - When the asperities of politics are bruihed away tbla long lite of pub lic activity reveala much ot distin gulshed worth, both to his stste and nation. BooklnBackwariJ TlibDaj'inOmalia GDMP1LCD FROM BILE flLU April 13. ' William Allen White Is right when he ssys It Is not necessary to run for office to serve the people, snd the people are going to Impress that on fsw feverish patriots pretty soon Oroxeo'i Blunder, An American' soldier . ot - fortune enlisted In the army of Madtrc- It captured and killed by the rebel forces under Oresee, American du liens are to be found la both the Mcxicaa armies, that ef the govern ment snd that ot tha Insurrection- srles. and thsy have enlisted upon their ewn responsibility, without any real crisis calling for their emer gency service.. They are actuated a most, if not all, eases purely by love tor adventure. The United States Is not called on, therefore, te rush la snd pick a quarrel with any 9! the Mexican leaden when one ot these American eoldlers of fortune hap pens to the fate common - la tuca Whichever way It goes. It Is pretty ate to ssy thst the next president will be one ot the distinguished men counted among our visitors to Ne braska during the last year. '-'VA Marflar far the Ova a. New Tork World. Hereafter the deaa of the t'nlvarsUv ot Chlcaso anil think over the matter carefully before, asking- a eo-ad where aha sot that hat; ' , Oa Uaard (or Namavr Oae. . twover Republican. Nebraska and Kanssa seam particularly lard to satisfy in the matter of what Colorado should do with Its surplus water. On season they will ba demand- In thst It all be permitted to run down. and the neat wanting It all held back. ami. Sad Heart I Bostoa Transcript. When Colonel Roosevelt bared Ms heart, bleeding for their Interests, to tha farm- era ef the northwest, ha could hardly have been familiar with tha atatlatlca shewing the eatent to which they had bean In the market for pianos and auto- mohllee during the last few years. Two reetara for Safety. 1 ' , New Tork Tribune. Human vtfilsqoe Is not eaouth la oper. atlng a railroad. An expert for the In terstate Commerce eemmleelaa reports that (our men failed ta da their duty fully, snd that brought about tha wreck which killed - ex-PreaMent . Harahaa of the. Illinois Central railroad and three others. A block slsnaJ would have saved the Uvea. A Cassias Awakoala. Philadelphia Record. Maxloe will wake up tome tine morning to find thst bankruptcy baa followed revolution. If It to true that forelsn Investors have slready damage claims Sfaloat that country amounting to 11,000. 0UU.OW, It It difficult to sea how bank ruptcy aan be avoided, especially It the senseless Insurrection Is continued for many weska looser. And when peace has been restored capital will be muck slower In returning than It wat under tha Iron rule of Diss The graad Jury cost our taxpayers over 1J.500. But it's worth thst to no it omciauy tost there - are no combinations in restraint, of trade operating ta Omaha. eaawaasssswaBaieawawsaaaawaatH ' - Of course. It was only by aoeldeat that Governor Harmon happened to be knocking air. Bryan In Nebraska when Mr. Bryan was knocking Ooe ercor Harmon la Ohio. - ' . tri-rnor Cibora of Michigan not only tuit the Seven-up club, bat de clared biraaelf out ot the race for renominatloa. The other als gov ernors are still sticking, though.' The tvext succeeding - chapters la .the exebasge ot compliments be tween oar. demorauc Irian di axe ecrly awaited by those of as who ha? only had our appetites whetted by the BlMsaatries that have already passed, -v: . - . ' But Oresco 4s making t a sertout blunder to permit ' or eosntepsaec sny kllljng of American captlvea, He seeks favor ' with . the ' Calted Butes; has agent In this country now courting good will '.snd recog nition ot hie lrras possible revolution. : Surety he dees not expect ha suit for recognition to prosper to long aa his army la putting te death Amer icans, evea though they msy be sol diers of fortune. It Is aa act ot bar barism, not mod ars Warfare, te kill a maa aimpiy, because ha happens to be a prisoner of war. Civilised na tions a longer summarily . extent ta such case. ' ' , ; ' If Orotco means to appeal, to tha respect of. AmerlcsA people he will hsvs hard enough work doing It by observing evea the most hnman and modern methods, but be eertaiBly will never succeed to long as he practices or tolerates the methods ot uncivilised powers.. Ther tt as likelihood ot the United Bute ever giving sympathetic attention to any guerilla warfare, anyway. The Cltliens1 unloa apparently be lieves in the recall before, a well as after,, election. The recall exercised ' ' kerth Daaeia'e Dark Horse. Boston Transcript. It Is remarkable that while the Wlleon ttrenth varies with the choice of dele rates, ss dees that of Champ Clark, the support ef Governor Burke of North Dakota continues unaffected by oaueuaes or conventions. The ten North Dakota delegates pledged to Governor Burke con tlnue unshaken amid the storm ot politi cal elements, and are In mood te receive racrtilts from any democratic source, whatever. Governor Burke Is nearer to being a democratlo dark horse thad any other candidate developed by the demo cratic campaign. Thirty Years Ago The bolt from the annual meeting of the fire department waa followed today by a call fur a meeting of the three ceding . companies, Pioneer Hook and Ladder company No. 1; Omaha No. 1. and Nebraska No. X The committee to put the trouble up to tne mayor con luting of Henry Ritter and J. W. Nichols of No. 1; D. L. Mitchell and D. N. Horn berger of the Hooks, and Sol Prince and G. W. Ketchum of No. X. McCullough. the tragedian, had another magnificent abaienve at Boyd s to wit ness his production ot "Tha Gladiator. Mrs. Jullut Loper, who, wltb her hus band, has been engaged In mlsalanary work In Yokahsma, has returned after a nine years absence, and Is now vtelllnf her brother, H. M. Morrison, ot this elty. The river front la the busiest part of the city at present. The notoriously dsngeroua crossing at the Intersection of Farnam and Fifteenth street waa repaired today. The officers of the Transfer Baae Ball club are as follows: W. I Pratt, presi dent; W. W. Sherman, vice president; H. C. E tripe, secretary: C. A. Reed." trta eurer; R, C. Hon til, manager; E. W. Burroughs, captain. ' . The possibility of a new railroad bridge and a new union depot la being discussed. The Boston store is aiiverualng trimmed hats at 'ii cents to IS. Twenty Years Ago The democratic state convention put In a whloe day of wrangling, the tight centering ou the eonteat between Gov orner Boyd and Euclid Martin for dele- gate-at-larga to the national convention. W. J. Bryan, whe waa billed for the big oration, tried to pour oil on the troubled waters, but refused to dip hla hand too far Into the mesa. "I are sorry that this dissension has arisen among tha demo crate of Douglas county,'; he said. "It has pained me to see good men warring agsinst each other. I shall not meddle with their difficulty." Bryan came with S free silver plank In his pocket. Boyd gained an advantage over Martin In the temporary organisation. R. A. Batty of Hastings being decided on. for chairmen. Charles M. Jsckson, formerly a reporter (or Tha Bee, stopped In the ctty enrouts from the east to hla home In gait Lake City. Governor Boyd denied In' The Bae ru mors circulated by hla opponents that he was In favor of TDavld B HIU against Cleveland for president Postmaster Glasgow snowed by figures compiled pursusnt to Instructions of Postmaster General Wanamaker that thirty-seven pouches ot flrst-claae mall were dispatched from the Omaha post office dally. He aleo showed that the gross receipts af the office during the year ending March XI were W4.01i.IS. ex eluslvs ot money orders. The United Presbyterian presbytery elected these ss delegates to the general aasmbly to ba held In Pittsburgh: Rev. W. D. Cox ef Jtushvllle. Rev. J. M. French of Omaha, O. a Wallace of Omaha and A. W. Glenn of Ruehvtlie, two ministers and two lay Ten Years Ago Victor Roaewater'Waeit east to attend the Inauguration of, Dr. Nicola Butler as president of Columbia university. Six Inches of tnew was reported from Klrrtball, Neb. , -1 . Omaha-Pa s pets-beats Des Moines In aa ante-season game af ball at VI a ton park, H. to . Miner Brown and Graham pitched for Omaha .and eld Oondtng caught. Tha remainder of the lineup wat: Calhoun, first baae; Stewart, second baae; Hlckey, third baae; Dolan, short stop; atone, left field r Burs, canter field, (Frank Oenlns being indisposed); nam ing, right field. D. J. Callahan, formerly with Harden Bros, of Omaha, and! later with Swift A Co., In Colorado, accepted the position with Hwlfts aS general western agent at Halt Lake City. Rev. Robert Tost, the new pastor of 8t. Mary's Avenue Congregational church, prefaced his first eermoa with these words: "I don't ask your sympa thy, particularly, for I have one of the pleasantest callings In Ufa. Mrs. Tost and I have come te you light-hearted and with tha beat of faith. I snail make blunders. I know, and I do not car to be rated as eloquent, nor as learned, but believe me sincere. Accept every word ot every meeaase f bring you as1 being a word that I, myself, believe absolutely." In Other Lands Ide XVlakta oa What Trass striae Aaaong the aad Tar aTattasuj ef th V POLITICAL SNAPSHOTS. Philadelphia Record": Governor Mar shall "J really watting for the people to call bias. Ha sayt: "I am net running tor the nomination, for I nave no head quarters, no campaign manager sod no campaign money." Brooklyn Eagle- - Quoting Jefferson against Roneevelt cannot be dona any faster than RaeseveH esa quote Lincoln. Literary 'facility eeunta for nothing either way. Tha Issue Is In simple terms: "Shall we kill the umpire!" Chicago Record-Herald: Woatlrow Wil son has been denied permission te sneak In Rock Island because the mayor of that city fears a riot might result. If a apeecn by Governor Wilson would cause a riot In Rock Island what would Imp sea a the eelonai aeoks theref 8t. Louis Republic: Mr. Bryan's prorla Ration (against harmony) amounts asm te a denial of tha right af the people of his stste to throw their Influence In favor of a candidate ot whom he noes not approve. Considering bow muck the progresalva wvement In both parties de pends upon tha destruction of bosalsm and bow much Mr. Bryan himself baa suffered from bosalsm. this attitude la not etrly mtschteroua but highly Inconsistent. ftartngfleM Republtcaa: It la Interest ing te eote bow the Msa Is rthdlnc loda ment In the minds ef shrewd Bolrttrtaae ta various part af th country that tne outcome ot the Baltimore convention may a the aoralnatlea at William J en ni run Bryaa. It Is recosised that the demo crats are tpHttlng np between candidates la way that may soon toad then- to eahlett each sstteraeaa ef feellnc as th republicans are displaying. That the Bryan habit misbt sweep tne ecarreotJoa without naif trying la a forecast tnat ta saanlng te have IncreasUui vogue. . People Talked About Rudyard Kipling poem fernlnst letting th peorJle rule In Ireland shows haw a good poet falls down aa e progressive, A mystery of considerable Interest I whence comae th boodlea of money put out to advance Champ Clark's campaign for tha democratlo nomination. . What If the weather maa fall don la his easier prophecyl Hit analysis of Maroo aa th meanest ever stands forth aa a monument of hla prophetic truth. Having awatud a colored boy elevator conductor Into IneenalMlltr, boosts Sana tor Marcus Arellus Smith of Tomsetoae, Arts., Inte th front row f whit bone. Having led successfully a ten ears' si most aiMDleaa fight, th mayor ef Cairo, III., retired to Ms home to take off his clothes and reet. Tw receding rivers murmured hi lullaby Unci Shelby Moors Cullom, senior senator from Illlnola, admits putting Del In campaign cigars In hla bailiwick. When the Ms smoke lifted from tha bat tle field Uncle Shelby waa found among tha 'lame dueks" at th rear. A Loulavtli preacher says God will punish people more for th lies they act than tor th Ilea they tell. The teaman wb cuts tk weight of hie cake has eemethln coming to him If Joha Oraat Pegg falls to get him. After hairing crossed th Pacific ocean three times, a package destined tor Mrs. Mary B. , Harts of Ardmor. OkL. a June arid of last year, ha Just beesi re ceived by h mother la Lincoln. HL Th package contained a wedding gift sent by Mrs. Leads Berst, a FYansflaa missionary at" Hunan. China. It had beea misdirected. To packet at ewe. red with postmarks scat suae one hoi label. , ' Haa A a yew Itt Imnanapona New. ' Tne textile fabric asaaafaottoars tnaast that th narrow skirts ear eaassd a large gtusass Is tb ssasnnt aC ewoas used la woawa't clofnea. but bar any of th buyer aoted say decree as ta price as a result of U A . . ... .. , ., , A Chinee Paaal. Th drift of affairs In the embryo re public of China, through lack of accurate Information becomes more puxsUng as the days pas. Th riddle of the sphinx Is little more perplexing that that the moves and motives of President Shi Xafc Yuan Ir a staunch supporter of the "square deal" policy In all things af fecting hla own welter, and haa a reputation for card manipulation sur passing U pie be celestial of Poverty Plat. Hla aeJectlon for the presidency, derp'te hla ahady reputation, waa taken to Imply complete reformation, patriotic sincerity and that overshadowing love of country which prompted him to forgo the ease and luxuries of private life and tha rneutnatlo twtngee of a ."gam leg." to serve the dead people. .Now the foxy favorite of Dowager Ann regard him self a the only one capable ot handling the situation and saving the country. Ha loves Peking aa a capital and stays there. To tb orders ot th national as sembly removing th capital to th an cient seat. Nanking. Yuan frown upon uaseemlng bast and suggests that a gams leg la a persistant protest acaVnat a change of air and scenery. Plana of th assembly for an early general elec tion for prealdeat and members of the assembly bring from Tuan th Informa tion that th present status suits him. In to msny words he intimates that elec tions are expensive snd annoying ss well aa uncertain In results, and that the peo ple would be just aa happy without on at present, especially when affairs are now In competent hands. Furthermore, President Tuaa regarda short terms aa a delusion and a snare. Intimating In a delicate way that a ten-year term, be ginning with the present admlnlatratlon. would Immortalise the wisdom of th as sembly and acctlerata tha pursuit of hap piness. Lest American Ideas about abort terms or third term might become rooted la leaialattve acts. President Tuan eat ipults Dr. Wi Ting-fang Into th am bassadorship at Wsshinclon, leaving only Sua Tat Sen and his democratlo Illusions on guard. It It becoming mors snd more evident that the foxy Tuaa played the Maamhua agalnat the re beta The former were cold decked, the latter near the dis card. Tuan Is master of the gams. ee Italian Pvwm la Tripoli. No rellabl avenue of news ot th Ital ian campaign In Tripoli Is available. What comes front Rom carrlaa the gov ernment's favorite colore of successive triumphs. Psckages of Turkish news fu. tsred through London glv th Impression that th Arab are slaughtsrlng tha In vaders la three and four figure bunches, and only the merciful Arab temperament restrains them from chasing the balance Into th sea. Dlapatches from these biased sources must be well salted be fore taken. Truth He between th two extreme. It la evident thst th Italians are not making much progress Inland and ar settling down to a plan of campaign designed to wear out tha opposition from defensive position In the cities. The let ten of Trench oparauona in north Africa la to be repeated by the Itallana. A de etsiva battle la not likely and guerilla operations may continue for years. At home the Italian government haa not ucceedea In turning th westward tide e mtcratlo ta Tripoli. "In spit' of th efforts of th government," writes th Rom correspondent ef th New Tork sun. 'only eighty-two laborers snd their ramtlles hsvs been sent to Tripoli, si though th government furnished trans portation, food snd shelter fn." Thou sands of deetltute Italians expelled from Syria are causing much concern to th government. This Influx, together wlih native aversion for military aervlce Is Tripoli, In th view of th correspondent quotes, will put tb tide of Italian ana- gratloa to the United States on the up grade egaln. - ee Balkan Claaaa. every spring, as certain as ths snow melts In the Balkan mountain valleys, clouds ef trouble deck th peaks. Toil swing is no exception to th rule. While Italy is tied up with Its Trlpolltsn enter prise Austria deems the moment propi tious ror pushing plant to take over A! bania and open a highway to Salonika. Auatrte la strengthening He navy in th Adriatic. Its latest draadnaught ha sig nificantly been named after th admiral who gave the Italians such a beating In una tm Adriatic aa Austrian take to again tha word. But. at this nnint k. Croatian problem comet te embarraas the situation. Croatia to incorrigible. -It thinks because It ha a Parliament of ly own tnat It can send to It th ansa It thinks most fit. Not so. It may choose its repreeentauvee as it likes, but It must ehsos them right. Last winter Croat! elected a large majority favorable to sep aration from Hungary. The baa. or vice roy appointed hg th Hungarian cabinet. dissolved Parliament and ordered new elections. These hav yuat beea held, and th result Is th same aa before. So the ban has aent Parliament about It busi ness, and Is going te govern without one. This to a trlfl awkward and may delay but aat disrupt tb lisps burg scheme of a Slav kingdom. , see A J-ieraallstl sereaas.' Th methods by which the late Joae Pas, publisher of the Prensa of Buenos Ayr, pushed his newspaper to th front and himself Into the mllltoaalr cuts, prove that America Journalistic scream ers are aevtce and Imitators. The Prensa building, surmounted by a gilded angel, holding a torch which by night flung light over th city. It boasted sle a steam aire, which waa used to rouse ettlsens from thou- slumbera whenever the paper was going t print startling newt in th morning. T be aure, on such occasions th newspaper era fined tor disturbing th peeoc but It thought the sdvertlsemeot worth the money. Be sWes newspaper facHltlea, th Prensa of fice contained halls for reception and toctaret and entertainments, a well aa a library for free public us. Any sub scriber wtahuuj It could ate hav the ssnioes of a Prensa physician or lawyer. Th building am . elegantly furnished. the staff doing their work at wianocany tables, with valuable paintings ea th walls. Aa EagUah eerrespoadent wrote: Tbey were aat at work when I visited th ssTloes. but I went sway with what I am sure waa a eaito legitimate vtotoa ef them clicking out their article ea stiver neasud typewriters, . smb. hw cool drinks by their sides snd long beowa amoks la their BMUtha. while silent, sffeetlv waiter hovered lnspirlngly British rtaaaew. ' With tb British coal strut ended, th ministry many aat back a greater comfort and enjoy ta partlculai th distress of th tones ever the brilliant financial success of Chancellor Uoyd Oeorse'e latest budget. A surplus ot SB. 72S.0M Is s fiscal achievement of no mean proportions. When o recall th tem pest caused by th celebrated Uoyd Georg budget, with Its new taxes on land values, especially the predictions of th country' ruin, tb outcome sssms a wonderful vindication for tha fiscal pol icy associated with Lloyd-George's name Tha successful working of th new taxes in raking revenue from the wealthy class, combined with Britain's Improved foreign trade, renders th protectionist cause In the United Kingdom mors hopeless than vr. KTRTHTUL BElfATiyS, Blobbs Do you think Mist Antique would appreciate a birthday present? Slob be Not so much aa a birthday aa aent. Philadelphia Record. "I thought I would run over to my friend s piac In th suburb Sunday snd get a bite." "Did your "I did. But I didn't know until I got the bite thst they had Inveeted Is new bulldog." Baltimore American. "How did you 11k th show last night?" "Great. For th first time I've aeen my wire shed tears thst I wssn t respon sible for." Detroit Fro Pre. , Olbba aly wife explored my pockets last night. Dlbbs How did the come out? Glbbs As an explorer should. She ac quired enough material tor a lacturs. Boston Transcript. C0XE, J0CUSD SPUING! Chicago Record-Herald. Come, jocund spring, with bud on bough) With daffodil snd gentle aephyr, ' With rich milk from the brtndle cow And gladneas In tha skipping heifer. With blossoms rare. And everywhere New hope for bird and beast and man: Coma, spring, and try Aa you go by To be si jocund as you can. Come, jocund spring, with slop and mud) With rivers prone to go astray. With man and beast forced by the flood) To aeek the treetopa where they may; With frosts that kill , And winds that chill And roaring rains that halt th plow! Ton sometimes leave La cause to grieve. But, please, be jocund, anyhow. Come, jocund spring, with burning piles Of rubbish In ths filthy alleys. With hilltops wreathed In misty smiles ' And wild stream gushing through thi valleys. With buttereupa. And gleeful pups That tumble, carefree, on the grass; No doubt you'll make Old people ache. But do be jocund as you pass. Com jocund spring, with rioting, Housecleanlng. strikes and moving -day, And all th othsr ills you bring To spread discomfort and dismay. With noses Blue For people who - - Get off to see th opening game; Bring chills and togs, Rata eat and docs. But pleas be Jocund, Just th tarn. Sixty Years the Standard for parity, strength and healthfulness. 0 aMade from pure, grape cream of tartar, free from alum and phosphatlc acids. Morning Trains Into Chicago From the West and Northwest Reach that ciiy for convenient connection with Through Trains IONeorlf and The East Leaving Chicago dally as follows Pennsylvania Lines fa-sea) "Th. Nw York Spcir 8.1S a. m. Arrrvwa Nw York g.0 a. m. "The Seaboard Express" 10.05 a. m. Arrrv Nw York 2.55 p. ta. "The Manhattan Umited'' 10.30 a. m. Arrives New York M a. m. OTHER MEW TORK TRAINS dally leave Chicago a. a JtJ P- ax, M0 p. m, kit p. m,lL4sp.m. AQ-Steel Eaulpmant Through to Psnnsylvsnla Static ONE BLOCK FROM BROADWAY " 'in the heart of the Retail. Hotel and Theatre district. PsMengers pnetrrlng to go direst downtown e ha rise at Man hattan Transfer haesr Newark) to electric trains to Bodsoa terminal, charch. Street, w mlaats trwa Wall Suwst, - ., W. H. ROWLAND, Travail ng Passenger Agent , . M City Nsttousl Peak Sagdlae. OMAHA, NIB. n!ajij Low Rates South APRIL 2 and 16 , . ROUND TRIP FARES FROM CHICAGO AND ST. LOUIS St Asgarhss, .-IV VJSTS Ft, Use weals.. " 44, IS Ocsia Fart ;-.. Palstaa M Wert Pass Bate " Ki.ikew.as - Deked Fh. ley stUserts Ak. rases. Cky Fa. Raw Orkaas...-la. 3S.SS a so 3d 50 31.4 ae SeJO 34.50 30.00 K Lsees f2S.ua 37.0 SS.TS Jf.40 2940 XS.30 35 SO 2S.40 2940 30.SS StUS txoo . Castas St. Leal -fit. 133.71 33.75 3630 Mkast Orassi.... TawrrO. . " 44.S0 . " 36 SO . " - MM . " . 30 .00 Defsaah sriat 11.7S raw 31.7S Viae. 30.00 ..-Miss. 3O00 Als. 245 Ivwarsss Ak. 25S PrspartJaastaly Lew Rate te Many Othac Psfart ta Alabama, Fk-e-icU, Gewr-rij., Teoxvesee and Mississippi 25 DAYS RETURN LOOT. L3ERAL STOP OVER PRIVILEGES FOR PULL INFORMATION ADDRESS J. L DAVENFORT, D. P. JL, St. LseJs, Ms. P. W. MOilOf, It W. P. il, Oicace, VL 2e0 2940 3145 3740 2940 . 2940 20.85 ' 23 70 23.70 22.00 2X00 2040 . 2045 GUARANTEE FUND LIFE ASSOCIATION , . . OHOAXIZKD JA.tt'AHT 1 IMS. PVBE PKOTECIIO.X IN8VRAACE. Astsnts, April .' Itt ......t70fl.0SI.53 Reeerre Fand, April I. ISIS e 87 1588. K8 Secwrttle wUh State Itasetn, April 1. 1912 373,030.00 (To Serare Oatr Insaraace Contracts.) Rate Per tfenawaad. age S3 (other age la proportion). SS.73: ' Mortality cwet, per SI.004J tMraaee, tseea arnowat, year 1911,-,3.10. DeoaStory Banks appoiated 1103. - Th eeuiity for payment of tutor leases 1n proportion te totalIsaeaa sua tain sisc arsaauauoa. J In tb satte ef Ms to ll.se. 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