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What to Do With a Husband
By DOROTHY 1)L.
In the course of a year I get hundred u a hair's breadth, th way har husband
,of letters from neglected wives telling ' treats her after ha ha fallen Into the
ma their tales of woe. Every one of theae
.letters Is soaked In
-team and dripping
with the very life
blood of a broken
Inserted wife. They
are tragedy itarlf.
and yet. at the aama
time, they ore sar
donically humorous
,ln their lark of rca
"son and refusal to
accept the loLc of a
Initiation.
For after feeling
the wrongs aha en
durea at her hus
band's hands sfter
enumerating hisfcru
tailtlea to her; after .
telling that ho never
speaka to her. ex
cept to auu.ee and
Insult her; after relating that he has
jtlred of her and forsaken her for soma
other woman, and that ha apenda Me
money rioting with his companion, leav
ing her ana the children to half starve,
and after writing that he, perhaps, beate
her In his furies when she remonstrates
with him for his conduct the woman al
moat Invariably winda up by saying:
'What can I do? I don't want to leave
my husband, because, tn spite of the wsy
h treats me. I love him still"
Isn't that the Inscrutable feminine at
(Its moat weirdly mysterious moment?
Van there be anything mora curious than
'that a woman should love a man who so
mistreated her? Or could there be any
"thing more cynically- funi.y than that a
woman should blandly ai"k for some re
liable recipe for changing htr husband's
mature, and converting him from a
rounder or a beast Into a loving, tender
domestte spouse?
You don't know whether to weep over
such a woman or to laugh at her. But
It la easy enough to answer her question.
What shall a wife do who la married
to a man who neglects her and llltreats
iher. but who still lives him so much
that she doesn't want to leave liiro?
The answer Is stand it without whin
ing. If you have no mora spirit than the
whipped dog that licks the hand that
bears It. at least forbear to uisturb other
people's peace by howling about your
grievances.
To a decent, dignified woman, with
any ahred of self-rcfpect. there are but
two courses open In dealing with a hus
band who neglects and abuses her. On
'la to pack her trunk and get up and
.leave him. And the other Is. If she stai s
with him, to cover her bruises from the
gate of the world, and to bear her
troubles In silence. It's up to her to
cither hike out and I'ave the condition
that she finds so afflicting, or else to
nut uo a bluff at liking them, but she ,
hasn't any right to stand being neg- j
lected. and then bedew the Innocent by-
nh her icau over an unfaithful
husband.
As for a wife chir.gln? the attitude of i Improve this very conspicuous and laipor
her husband who neglects her. and who I tant part of t!- arm. The roughened kln
la eurly. and grouchy, and niggardljk to la first to be removed with pumice stone,
her. that's an Impossibility. No wife can ! th elbow bathed In softened warm water.
work that miracle. It takes some other 'then rubbed well with some good err.'i.
woman to do It. and ' myself have seen cent cream, which Is also a whltenar. The
a brutal husband, who had literally killed cream la also anwarsd quite thickly on a
two gentle, refined, delicate wives by bandar and the so formed plaster worn
his cruelty, so tamed and henpecked by during the night.
a third, wife that he dared not call lua
soul hla own.
No! No woman can alter, by ao much
Just About Men
Bjf FRANCES
No man Is a perfect husband so long
as he feel sorry for Ulmself.
Almost any married man can make hi
friend amile ey saying he doe as he
pleases around horee-
Erery man who Is whipped for a sin
claim that other men hive cammltled
greater sin and be-n whipped lea.
As a man gets oiler be finds that the
path from the cradle to the grave Is
not a long a it was from soup( to
dtsrert when a child.
Some men have to worry In order to
raise the money to pay the taxes to Pro
vide a poor farm for tboaa who didn't
worry.
No man would listen to you talk it he
didn't know it is hi turn next.
About six months after a man has
married, he make the discovery -ha:
be has to get twice aa mad a formerly
to make hla wrath count for half a
mack. shaker at the table he frown at him-
When daughter is tero. a man 1 pleased , self because he mistook It for the salt
to have her go through his pockets when j Than he reach for the aalt abaker,
h get borne at night, but aa her years shake It. and frown at hi wife be
lucreasa his pleasure dimlniahe. cause It ia empty.
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habit of tyrannising over her and abus
ing her, but any woman with a grain of
sense and the backbone of an angle
worm can prevent herself from ever be
coming the victim of a bully.
Every wife decides just hew her hus
band shall treat her. and sue gets Just
what Is coming to her. if she will stand
for Insults and being sworn at. ahe will
be aworn at and Inaulted, but If ahe
Insists .on being treated as a lady, ahe
gets the respect duo to a lady. If, from
her wedding day, aha Insists upon a fair
share of her husband's Income she will
get It. but If aha stays In the back
ground, and wears made over clothes
while he flaunts about In Joyous raiment,
she will always be left at home, while
he goes abroad to enjoy himself.
If a young wife begins meeting a hus
band at the door with a sweet smile, and
an Ice pack whan he comes home drunk,
she'll have to keep doing It till the end
of the chapter. If ahe forgives his every
time he goes sidestepping, and lovea him
still, ha won't thjnk it worth while to be
faithful to her. but If he knowa that he
haa either got to walk straight or face
divorce proceedings. It's the narrow path
for bltn.
The only reason on earth that women,
as a elasa, are mora moral than men Is
because men hava forced them to be. A
man does not forgive an erring wife, and
therefor women behave themselves,
whereas the women shuts her eyes to her
husband's frailties, and he takea advan
tage of this to do aa he pleaae.
in my opinion the chief reason that
men get tired of their wlvea Is because
the wives buven't got enough spirit and
Independence to make the matrimonial
game Interesting. It's humsn nature not
to value those who hold themselves
cheaply, and no woman ever does a more
fatal thing for her own good than when
ahe lets her husband find out that he
can use her jli he pleases, and Ihe will
meekly overlook It. and that her Ion
la of the kind that nothing will kill.
The women men love, and aia faithful
to. are the caprlctoua, hard-to-please
uuiles, whose affections are, as sllpiiery
as an eel, and If you will look about you.
you will observe that the wives who de
mand most of their husbauds nut only
get it, but have the husbands who are
most devoted.
The foregoing remark are Intended as
tips to young wives. The old w.fe who
can sill! love a man who neclect and
abuses her hi not a subject for newspaper
advlcs. She Is a study for alien sts.
Tlaac ta Care fair Elbowe.
There are few pretty albows after adult
years are reached, mainly because,
through careless, slouching habits or ua-
lr.g ih's much-abused member tas a
crutch, for Instance), It becomes hard.
pointed and calloused. The awkward and
ungainly fractic of slouching upon Mm
elbow must be abandoned, and emulc-rit
I creams and bondages applied nightly to
Persl'tent AJverttslnx is U Road to
,WS rUturr..
J
L. GARSIDE.
There Is one test of faithfulness that
not many men can pas.. And that It la
putting their wives In all the air cas
tle they build.
The average man tell so many woman
that he ha a corner set asld In his
heart just for her that that organ must
resemble a hornet's neat.
What Is a man to do? He 1 maan
If he chow hi temper at horn and
people find- out -how mean he is If he
show It awy from home.
The only unqual.Oed prala a man gets
I that at least hi clothe don't take
np much room In the closet.
Every man would rather talk about
bis sins of omission than bis ln of
commission.
Say to any man. "How you have suf
fered:" and be will have great trouble
in trying not to look pleased at the recog
nition of what ha haa undergone. -
Every time a man abake th pepper
THE BEE: OMAHA. FRIDAY. ATRIL 12, 1912.
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Br GARRETT P. 6ERVIS8.
In the first of this series of article.
concerning some of our great predecessors
In America, I described th gigantic Trl-
seratop.
Today we have to do with an animal
equally gigantic and perhaps even more
wonderful, the 8tegosaurus, or "roof
backed llsard," which probably lived still
earlier than the Triceratopa. along th
great shallow Inland sea which crossed
the continent east of the present Uo of
the Rocky mountains. In the geological
epochs known as the Jurassic and Cre
taceous era.
Twenty-fir feet seems to have been
a very common length for the monsters
of that time. These were lb dimensions
of tli Ktegosaurua a Weil aa of th
Triceratopa. Geologists call their time th
"Age of th Great Heptll." Kvtdently
taejr needed to be big and atrong, for
everything about them Indlcatea that they
pawed their days In fighting for their
live.
They were armed and armored from and
of snout to tip of tail. 'Man found war
full panoplied upon the earth when hi
turn came to take up th tmggl for
existence. He imitated the armor and th
weapons of his predecessor. Hla (pear
war modeled after th grwt born of
th Trtceratop and hi shield after th
Immense bony plates of the Stecosauro.
When ha began to fight, be fought aa
th great reptile had done, foot to foot
and hand to hand.
Th Btecoaauru was more wonderful
In lis defensive armament than a mod
ern battleship. When it reared Iteelf on
Ha mighty hind legs, braced and anchored
by its ton or more of tail. It must hav
towered fifteen or twenty feet high.
Th imagination cannot go astray In
picturing Uie terror of the cen when
oa of the tremendous creatures were
attacked by It enemies.
Th pitching and plunging of the enor
mou body, the terrible strokes, the
growling, roaring and snarling of th
combatant, the threshing among th
tree, th fall of th conquered risking
th ground, the plunge Into th water
In th effort to escape thea thing are
told la the very form of the creature.
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other animal, that, as far a ws know,
hav ever lived. Along Its back ran a
row of upright bony or honry plates, the
largest of which were four feet broad,
while their edge were like law. At th
end of the tall wr eight Immense sharp
pointed horns, ranged In pairs.
Swept round with the tremendous force
which th tail must hav possessrd. the
horn may hav been able to penetrate
the thickest armor carried by th fight
ers. A lion or tiger encountering on uf
then monsters in battle would probably
hav been alaln in an lnatant. Nothing
could live then that did not carry armor.
An elephant against a stegosaurus would
hav been like a wooden ship fighting the
steel-clad North Dakota.
It I difficult to say bow th aaw-edged
plates on the back, that you will se In
th photograph were used In fighting. If
th gigantic creature could roll itaslf up
Ilk a hedgehog it would present to Its
WHAT THE YANKEES DID J
Rev. Dr. McC ready tells th story of
two negro ambling along the streets
of Louisville. It was In th day when
electric ear were an Innovation, and on
of the darkies, oh seeing the trolley whin
by. asked his pal:
"How yon reckon dat kyar get along"
"Why. I tell you,", answered th more
sophisticated negro, "da kyar get along
by dat little wheel dat run along de
wire. The Yankee Invented dat 'ere lu
ll wheel"
"Well," continued the first darky, lost
In wonderment, "the Yank mittlnly
are de moa' wonderful people I over see.
Dey come down here and set de niggers
free, an' now they've set de mules free,
too?" Brooklyn Eagle.
Kew rae far the Haa Tew Tonga.
Save all the little tongs that come in
boxes of bonbons for hulling strawberries.
They perform this tark rapidly and
neatly without staining the finger tip
If a berry has a defect It can be sliced
sway with on of th arm. . .
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assailant a circle of weapons aa dsn
gerous as a buss saw. especially if the
platea were, to a certain extent, move
able, so that their owner could give
them a cutting motion. When I: stood
erect, an enemy leaping upon I' back
would be helplessly Impaled, or even
rawed in two by those fearful sharp
edged plate.
Tet with all It wsr panoply, th
Stegnossnru was not a flesh-eating ani
mal. It fed upon plant, lifting It clumsy
body on th great hind legs and tail
against th trunk of trees, and pulling
down th branches with It Jaw and
its short fore-feet It did not kill bj eat,
but simply to defend itself, and to de
stroy its rtvala. Jealousy was not Intro
duced Into the world by th son of
Adam. Th Btegnoaauru fought for its
mat. Th principal use of its armor
and It weapon, like that of th moose'
anllrs, and th bear' lusks, was for
contest with Its own kind. Hut the
strength and thickness of th armor, and
th ls and power of th weapons, Indi
cate how terrible, beyond all modern
example, thoso contests must have been.
And with Its ounce or so of brain, th
Stegnoaaurus did not calculate odd or
consider consequences.
As time went on the fighting equip
ment of the creatures of the "Age
of Reptile" became more and mora
complicated and massive, until, as waa
remarked In former artlcl. they became
so heavy sad unmanageable that their
bearers exterminate-! themselvea. The
war lords of tb geological past era to
hava acted upon th principl now gov
erning England regarding Germany for
every new battleship, two to meat It;
and for every increase In the thickness
of armor plates, two Inches to beat It
In making war a matter ef brain a wall
aa of brut fore w hav not departed
far from it original principles.
In later articles I shall describ th
Diplodocu. the Dlggest animal that ever
walked th earth; the Iguanodon, a mon
ster as strange as th creation of a
dream; the Tyrannoaaurus, a flesh-eating
glsnt. whose nsmo a Ion Is enough
to denote its terrible nsture; and also
tell the strange story of the transforma
tion of the great reptile Into great
birds with teeth, snd of these Into the
beaked and feathered bird of today.
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When the Daughter Goes Wrong
lly ELLA W I1KK
Toil tell ma that you are the mother
of young daughter, and that your young
relative, all!) In her teens, has disgraced
th family name.
You tell m that
you warned her and
tried to advise her,
but she would not
listen.
And now sha Is
dls-rrsosd forever In
the ye or th
world, and you feel
you are doing right
In keeping yourself
loot from her.
"Ah ha mad ner
bod; let her 11 In
It Bhe haa had her
own way in deflanco
Af wtaa eounael: let
bar accept th con- 1WI"..T t J
aequencee."
And so you Intend to rear your llttl
daughters to shun and avoid your kin
and In all this you feel Justified, through
torn strange method or reasoning.
To my thinking the cslllng of th
blood, and tb call of the soul should
prevent you from taking such a stand.
Tb unfortunate girl who haa dls
graosd her nam needs you now mora
than vr In hr Uf. It la your hour to
stand forth and nrov yourself worthy
of th title of good wife and mother and
good woman, which you claim ar yours
by right of your own behavior,
Th divine goodness of Christ never
shone forth mora fully than when II
aid Ihe the unfortunate woman' ,'Uo
snd sin no mors; your sins ar forgiven
you." And again when H aald. "Let
him that la without sin cast the flrat
stone."
If you ssw a foolish, vsln girl walking
along a precipice and you warned her,
and aha laughed at your warning, and
presently she fell over th edg and lay
at th bottom, wounded and bleeding,
would you walk on and leave her there.
saying. "Well, I told you to be careful.
That would be no mor Inhuman than
what you are doing.
How ran an unfortunate girl rise
how can she try to climb lo higher ground
If no good woman of clean life and
secure position Is ready to reach her a
hand and speak a word of encourage
ment?
And now ask yourself, and demand a
true aniwer:
Would you take this high and mighty
stand of outraged1 respectability If th
unfortunat on wer your own brother,
or male cousin?
Of course you would not
You would permit him th freedom of
your hom;'you would let htm sit at your
'ir
The Manicure Lady
"I think It Is Just shameful th way
thy ar Imprisoning them girls over In
London, and tho way they are acting
over the coal strlks over there, and the.
way Mister Roosevelt I knocking Ulster
Taft, and th way Mister Taft Is re
ciprocating, and th way they are acting
over in Russia."
The Head Barber looked at the Com
plaining Manicure Lady for perhapa aa
much as three seconds. "I see." he said.
finally. "I there anything else that seem
shsmeful to you this bright spring morn
ing r
"I think It Is a shame about them
Allan Mill being hounded." aald th
Manlcur Lady. "They ar making their
last stand, and It aeema to me aa If the
authorities ought to let them go without
no llf sentence. The old gont waa saying
Just last night that It was kind of pitiful
thst last stand ilk th last stand of
a gent that swore he had played hi last
gam of poker. You see, Ooorge, th old
gent (wore a solemn vow tb time be
married mother that be would never draw
a card again, even if he waa drawing to
a atralght flush open at both end. But
Oeonre, I must say that the way tho eld
gnt haa been dallying with them paste
board Is nothing but a sin and a shame.
I can't figure our family out Oeorar.
Mother la th only regular one. outside
of xn and sister Mayme. Brother Wilfred
la ail th Urn telling about th wonder-
fat poems h is going to (ell, and th
old gent I all the thn going back to
them gambling scheme and telling how
luck la hound too break some day. Luck
ha hrokn already about ten time for
th old gent, but every time It broke
worse than th last time. You see. th
dear chap is too much of a dreamer. He
dream and dreams, but the only sun
shin he get is a ahlny streak cross
th equator and that oatne from the con
tact of his coat with the mahogany. I
think it la a shame."
You think r asked th head barber.
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LKR WILCOX.
table with your young daughter, and
you would say It was all youthful folly
and th Indiscretion of boys, and that h ,
would outgrow It and In ovary way pos
sible you would make light of th matter.
Now ther waa a loag era wha th
separate standard of morale for tho tw
sexes was sccepted by all good people.
Boy will be boy" was th extrem
of erltlciam tisssed aa a fallen boy. but'
any girl who lost hsr reputation waa
shunned and shut from all respectable
t ' rv m Mil in oei pewa wi a courca.
wber h mutt go veiled, and th only
door open to her war tho of th oeiv
vent, th Macdaltn bom or th tomb. "
Sh could find no occupation other .
than that of a Hater of charity.
But th world ha changed mightily. '
Lea regard if felt for alnnl meat and
a wider sympathy I how atnnlng wo.
mn. '
It I beginning to be undoatood that -woman
who ha mad a misstep In hsr
Ignorant youth may grow Into aobl wo
manhood and be a useful member of
society, and may be a worthy wlf and
mother.
Just as men wh hav awwad their
wild oat becom good cttllen and head
of famine.
. Tour own position la this matter to
very narrow, vary ooid blooded, very
cowardly and vary old-fahlond.
If Vfiti Went 4a Itaai. In mtmw HK k.
great altruistic, philosophical, huaman
Harlan spirit of th day, you will go'
to this foolish girl, (uffsring th penalty
of har folly, and you will aayi "IM at
b your friend. Let m help you to rtia '
Into a purer and clearer atmosphere.
"I am anchored In a eat horn. I '
hav a good husband and dear children, -
"I owe It to Ood. who ha so bleat me,
that I befriend and help vry lata for
lunate woman to uch extent aa lie In
my power.
'Ther 1 hop for you yet. Tou hava -
learned your bitter ltr.su n. Now let an ,
help you to II v down your trouble. .
"Let lov and lympstby be a strength
to you lo make a new record."
Then you ran talk to your llttl girl ,
and make them understand that their -
relative bag taken a fals step: that ah
a uniuriuuH emu iihs ims arevouaiy
wounded, and that ah needs tender pity.
You will sweeten and broaden their
nature by this method, and at th Sams
time save them from ever failing over
In earns preciplr.
II Is, Indeed, a dangerous attltud at
mind for th mother of children to b
exceedingly critical and unforgiving to
ward other's children.
lie careful.
Llf teaches hard lessons sometimes ta
th severe Judge of th erring.
J know it," aald th maalcnr lady.
"And I think It I a sham that Mister
Roosevelt get only seven vote out of a
pvsslbl ninety. That grant and good
man deserve something better than
that from th people that be haa fought ,
s hard and ao song, whether at Ss '
Juan hill or at Wall streets I think It In
a sham."
"I don't think anything ia a aharae :
any sacra." said the bead barber. "Sow
that the base ball season la coming oa I :
think that w all oeurht t be happy.
Just think what a Joy at win he for aa
to be out ther at the Polo graand be
fore long, watching Matty acading the .
flrat whit bail over the plate, with
30,00 fan yelling. Can you heat that?"
"I don't care ranch tor It." declared tb
manioure lady.
"Whatr asked the bead barber. "To. .
mean that you can't suadcrataud tfea
beauty of a seen at a ball park at tr.a "'
Beginning oi tn season T You mean
that yov can't get real eniovxnettt tn .t ,
th sights and the aouada that go w;th .'
a game between th OUnta and tb rhil- .
adelpkla Nationals the china iha
graaa. Red Dooln's hair, McOrew' pus
noeer
"I don't Ilk it I tell roar said it
manicure lady. 'Th way they treat tb
pubtls I a ham!" 1
"Good-bye. Lady Gloom." aald the heed
barber. "Hero .aome a gest that cods '
craping."
Aa rsusattafaetawy Tsstetlew.
TH admit aald Mr. Breetu Flakier. ,
"dat de mule I don traded It fob a
bushel of oats warn t much good. Cut
JaC d same I feel Uke I beea r heated."
"What are de traoblr Inquired Mis -Miami
Brown.
"I traded de mul eft fob. a bushel
of oats. While I had my hack turned
de mule done et de oats, an' I 4a' see
how I s giaour break va." Washington,
Star. v
