THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY. APRIL 11.1912. 'The Omaha Daily Bee Tie Tint Bound. ' tWn' t0 ,ht 1(lvl"e their The first of the two round. In 'delightful little town. For Instance. JWUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER uinaca s initial 1CTOR ROSCWATER. EDITOR. fEKB BUILDING. FARKAM AND UTH. Entered at Omaha uostof flee at srcond-matter. f TERMS OF bUBSCRIPTlON. ,Funday net, on year.. tvrair iee, ane year (Ueulv Dm (vlimnil 9unJ.ivl. on veer. at Co TUuiy Dm ud eunday t ytar KJ I D1.UVI11ED til fAKHltlv lEvrnrag Be i n Sunday). pr mo....S3c jliy Be nadudms feundayi. per mo. be ilauiy Be (wltaout Sunday), per in....c i Addreaa all eomuiaints or in-esuiaiiiie j deiivwry to Cily Circulation IK-PL REMITTANCE. Remit by drait, ufrai or postal order. 'Patl to The Bie Pubilahing company. :-nly t-cant staiui-s receieu 13 payment (if small acooume. Personal checks, -tn on Omaha ami mtui scua:.e, aw fuo;ed. 1 omens. I Omaha The bee Huiiang. f Koutb Omaha Mi is M. Council Buuie .e M011 jt Lioootn Little Bjl.dmt. " CiucabV litt atarqueiic building. Cm Kellaoce Bu.idin. ! k York 44 lei Thirty -tuird. ( v. aaaiufioa i rourienin at. N. W. f CORRKHPONUENCR. ' Cucnmuekawoos relating 10 and ' sauertai auaitar envois be aadn ; Jinnee, Be, editorial Pcpartmcnt. I . MAHCH CIRCULATION. 49,508 ilt of Kebraaka, County of Doug Ina. aa. I fwtght Williams, urcalauoa manager lit Bae Puviiahtn auuniany, being July sworn, ay mat the aveiaa oaiiy 5 arculauon, lee spotted, unused and rw- turned capita, for the rmintn of Mann, r M, waa iaJL j dwioht Williams. Circulation Manager. ' Subscribed In my presence and swora . io aetata ms this ith y of April, MI. tbal. lluBfcltT MU.MrJH. -. fiotary fuwlc abeerlaere Braving lae ally : temporarily ahoald have The i alee nealled ta tkcas. Addreee veltf be chanced aa flea aa re. leeated. commission plan election baa been fought out, reduc ing the lilt ot name from which councilman to administer our city government are to be chosen from eighty-six to fourteen, and we sow know who is really In the running. Of the fourteen high men In the primary, soven will be awarded offl tlal commissions in the election to be held May 7. If the primary were the election the councilmen would be the seven top men at disclosed by the order of the vote, but there Is bo certainty that this relative vote letting strength will be reasserted without variation. The outcome Is particularly a tea- ! timonlal to the two factors ot adver tising and organising rat'aer than a decision upon any issue. The Citl sens' union slate candidates are all nominated, and yet Mayor Dahlman, against whom Its proclamations ful minated, leads all. What we mean to say Is, that the success of the Cit izens' union slate apparently la to be credited, not to Its slogan, but rather to concentrated organization, sys tematic effort and Intelligent pub licity. The people of Omaha will now have a month to digest the returns, to consider questions of capacity and availability, to settle down to the possibilities afforded by the range of choice and then make definite sad flaal decision. Now 'for electing the seven best van, Oh, well. Tart did not expect to fet nil Us states. Vv . Now.Nie careful and do not drink your saaiifras.too soon. Governor Wilson brands Hearst as a "character assassin." Old stuff. Some of tbem bae better reali sation of their vote-getting ability that heretofore. The candidates' wives and chil dren will now bare a chance to get acquainted with them. The next red letter date on the political calendar In Nebraska Is April It. Msrk it down. ,7 'ahal . Despite Its extra efforts, the state socialist rganlsatlon does not have very much to boast of. after all. od the latest nrlmarv Daaaed off yn, ahot fh aame as the others -enure we nso a Tarorm democratic ebrirr. ; . . Mot that every one of the reaub- licaas who landed were in The Bee's Hearst nswspapers. The proxl Jlst of "good sloners.'' , men for eommis- . At any rate, there will be a few new face In the city ball when " Omaha puts on Its commission plan -spring bonnet. ) " ', ' ' Out In Ban Francisco, they find a new occasion nearly every day for 'bringing out the popular prima donna, Tetrassinl. The grind Jury's report covers twenty-four typewritten pages. Pretty good affort to make a show tng tor the money. The kaiser and Mr. Morgan have held a conference. Yet It will scarcely be said that Mr. Morgan , now owna Germany. , J. Htm Lewis protests that he did tot spend a nickel for his senatorial comiaatlon. And It probably la not worth a nickel, either. . In Illinois. The presidential preference vote In Illinois la unquestlonsbly a feather In the cap of Colonel Roose velt on the republican side, and of Champ Clark on the democratic aide. Just what has given tbe colon el bis large majority It la Idle to specu late. Local conditions have kept Illinois republicans In a state of fer ment for some time, and his personal campaigning no doubt aroused his following to enthusiasm. The ex pressed bop ot the Tatt forces to carry one-half of the districts has beea disappointed, but the Illinois vote In tbe convention Is not neces sary to Mr. Taft'a success. In tact. In the convention four years ago Illinois wss likewise against him giving him only three of Ita fifty eight votes, so that, comparatively spesklng, the loss Is not so great as It looks. The Roosevelt spokesmen seem to think the Illinois primary will have aa overpowering effect la other etstes, but this Is extremely improbable. To the democrats Champ Clark" victory Is really more significant, be cause It puts hint clearly In the lead among the democratic presldsnttal aspirants. Governor Harmon was not entered In the Illinois contest. sad as against Woodrow Wilson ,tb Clark victory Is a showing ot eon servatlve strength, even though h found Jils chief champion In the mfty of Illinois to Missouri must have given Clark an advantage, but never theless capturing Illinois must make his stock go up materially. ' they mention iir weekly newspaper and tbeir br&ss band, which gives a concert once a week in the public squsre. Now in Massachusetts some spin sters have banded themselves to gether into the Women's Homestead association. They first sought to tax bachelors into matrimony and fail ing In that they have combined their power to prevent bachelors from holding public office, deriding them aa "arrogant," "egostical," "self ish." No doubt Massachusetts bach elors are all of those, but it Is beyond oar ken to imsglne that Kansas bschelors, especially Pres ton, Kin., bachelors, could be any of that. We are sure they are yielding, not arrogant; modest, not egotisti cal; generous, not selfish. They even admit aa much In their published de scriptions. What Is to prevent, therefore, some sort of meeting of at least fifteen of these unhappy New England spinsters and these knight erranta of dear old Preston? It looks like the best kind ot a chance for another Intermingling of Massa chusetts and Kansas, at ' the same time making thirty hearts best as fifteen. , Stick a pin here. Without the brewer s money and help neither Bryan nor Bballenberger would hare carried Nebraska la IfOI. How refreshing to hear our amia ble democratic contemporary explain how all personalities hsve been eradicated from our politics. The garden at "the Fairview farm is likely to require a lot of attention If a saan named Judson Harmon Is nominated by tbe democrats. It la of Utsrest noaT to recall, since she got the verdict, tbst Mias Esther Mercy waa accused of flirting with the Jary during the trial. Considering that there Is no poli ties at all in the commission plan, the voters seem to hsve divided their favorg on party lines pretty well. In view of the fact thst he never had a ghost of a chance for the pres idency, "why should Governor Koas have gone to the trouble to explain his withdrawal; Mexico Ceniori the Hews President Madero bae decided against a free press for Mexico. Ho has established a rigorous cfliaor ehlp of the Internal news, so that the papers are not permitted to print tbe tacts about the revolution. The Mexican Herald, (he leading English paper la the republic, recently ap peared with Its front page Illustrat ing by blank white apaeea the ef fects of the embargo. It looked as It large stories had been lifted bod ily here and there. The entire night wire service ot tbe Associated Press had been cut out under orders from the executive. Madero may suppress the facta, but he will never suppress the revo lution, we think, this wsy. His ac tion ' might fit Into the national policy of Turkey or Russia, but It seems incongruous with that ot Mex ico, Itself a republic. In name, at least, situated on the very thresh old of the greatest of republics. Even China Is giving free rein to Its press, Its great men recognising tbe prime necessity ot natrammeled Journal ism. Msdero'a action la a backward step. 80 far aa appears, the embargo Is not based upon a charge of false publication, or of any Intentional distorting of the facta, but simply on Madero'a notion that it would be a good thing not to print the news of the revolution, still asserting It self In desultory warfare. Mani festly. Mexico Is a alck republic and the very tact that Ita president can enforce such an order Is one of the surest symptoms. European Industrial Courts. Prsnce, Germany and Swltierland seem to be achieving successful snd satisfactory results through tbeir In dustrial courts, whose Judges for the most part, are composed of employ ers and employes. Justice Is speedy and cheap, - so far as financial ex pense goes and, in the great major ity of cases, the verdicts are acknowledged aa fair and Just. But owing to the slight cost of litlgstion, the number of cases Is Urge, most of them being Instituted by the em ployes. For Instance, in the Ger man empire last year 111,281 cases came before tbe Industrial courts and only ( per cent were brought by employers. Most of these esses' Involved dis putes over wagea or working condi tions, very minor matters often en tering Into litigation. This seems to Indicate one Dad feature ot the system, namely, that It unnecessar ily encourages and multiplies litlgs tion, but where the results are 10 mutually satisfactory, perhaps that evil may be endured. It certainly would seem to be better than open breaches between labor and capital, prolonged strikes, entailing losses on both sides, to ssy nothing of the enor mous and unjust burdens entslled by tbe public aa the Innocent third party. Whether the system would work so wsll la this country la a question and yet there la room for tremendous Im provement In tbe relstions ot labor and capital here. Trades unionism alone has not done as much aa can be done, tnd, on the other hand, the employers' organisations have fallen BooWBackward IHikDav InOmalia vaaaawaj mwiuu Iowa Senatorship A " "sea 1 ar Candidacy af Editor Lafayette tsasf for Inlted 8 tn tee Senator. do Tbe Baltimore Sun print tbe jptoto of Judge Parker as one of the .'figures of the coming democratic wavwniion. - With ail respect to the judge, he will be more like a figure saaget. 1 t 111. 1. . . . , . . . . s " victory ta Illinois was telephoned to Speaker Clark he ra- y.ied: That a the best news since he last 6aby was bom." The peskr seams to overlook the fste jit. tiie funny man In politic. Fine Chance for Exchange. Massachusetts had much to with peopling Kansas. It was a pio neer and Infused many a dranght of New England blood Into the veins ot this western plain state. Now, an other good chance for missionary work present Itself to Massachu setts out at the little town of Pres ton, some fifty miles southwest ot Hutchinson. Kan. There fifteen bachelors have leagued themselves together In seerea for soluble wives. Ttey are air comfortably fixed, as comfort or fixin' goes In a email Kansaa tdwn; all Industrious, ambi tious and of affectionate disposi tions. They hav sent personal de scriptions of themselves to eastern for organisation. Mayor Bovd dtllverol his annual measaga and the cummitlee were announced aa agreed A dull gray gky. and a tool atmoa phere made the day someahat un pleasant for April. Manager Rbecra and his force expect to shift their wlrea and Instrumcnta to Thirteenth street about September I. D. W. Welly, grand dictator; i. 8. Gib son, grand treasurer; T. G. McOrane, grand representative, and C K. Long, supreme representative, went to Seward to attend a session of the Kntghta of Honor. The election of HI. Barnabas pariah resulted In I his choice: Senior warden. Oeonte V. Lsbaugh; Junior warden. Charles W. Mead: vestrymen. M. H. Ooble. W. ft Buwen. D. W. Woodman. J. F. Rheem, T. L. Rlngnalt. A. W. Mason and M. Darling. A reward of 161 la offered for the return of a ladles' satchel containing pocketbook and welry lost between the Union ll clfle depot and Boyd's opera house. Charles Watklna and Juste Jackson were married at the residence of J. R. Mmpeon on I sard street. Rev. A. V. Green officiating. A private military organisation com posed of headquarters clerks and bank boys la being talked of. Council Bluffs baa eeventy-three saloons. Twenty Years Ago Chief geavey asked the fire and police board for twenty new policemen by May I to afford him adequate protection fur the city. Ex-Mayor Cushkig and family, who had been on an extended tour of California, returned to the elty. Thomas H. McCagua and family re turned from fen sa co la. Kla.. wbers they spent the winter. Mra. w. L. Park of North Platte re lumed to her home after vlaltins; her sister, Mrs. C. A. Dili of Omaha. 8eth Bullock and Henry Frowley, min ing superlntendenn of Deadwood. I. D.. were at the Paxton. Miss Viva Pldwell of Han Francisco ar rived In the city to visit the family of her uncles, John R, Mancheater and A. U. McAusland. Mlm Pldwell waa a vary pretty blond and an accomplished must Can. Hon. 1. W. Love of Fremont, appointed I'nlted Wales consul at 8an Salvador, Central America, left for his post. He agreed to correspond for The Bee' from that point. Among the prominent democrats engng- Ing rooms at the Paxton hotel for thi state convention were Congresamaa W. J. Bryan, Lincoln: Juan Boyle. Kearnev: 1. M. Broome. Alliance; Tobias Caator and J. M. Moan. Mrs. W. A. Dllworth and Mrs. J. C. Williams ot Hastings were at the Ar ced hotel. Ten Years Ago Preaching on "The Call of Men of Power," Rabbi Wmon at Temple Israel said that If Marconi were to appear at one theater free of charge and the Cham- short of deslrsd results. The chief p," P"1"" another, charging 5 cent. trouble In these relattons la a lack of " 1 ,un 1 pumn ouW ' vmnethv .ki. , j . . , larger crown, atoney, ne enio, IS power sympathy, which this Industrial ,d it i. our duty to set sa muck of It court system seems to foster. .. , can legitimately ecoulre." Jeff W. Bedford, formerly of Omaha, came up from Missouri and was stopping a, the Millard. Frank E. Bullard of North Platte elected commander of the Knights Tern. nlar eommandery of the stste of Ne braska st the meeting in Omaha. A reception was tendered tn the evening at it. Mary's -Avenue Congregational church to afford members and frtenda an opportunity of meeting the new pastor. Rev. Robert Yost and Mr, Tost. About 80 wr present and a luncheon waa served. Walter M. Wood of Chicago and Dr. Henry B. Ward of the t'nlvereity ef N braaka were gueete of honor and the principal speakers at the Toung Men's Christian association en In occasion of the eloalng of the educational year. W. W. Leekwood, one of the secretaries. spoke on "Next Tear." General Passenger Agenta Lomax of the Union Pacific, Francis of the Bur lington snd Buchanan of the Fremont, Elkhorn dr Missouri Valley gave hearty co-operation to the plan to enact a law In the next legislature for the Judicious advertising of the atate and Ita resources. COMPILED FROM Btt FILt-3 April l. Thirty Yearn Am McCullough. the great tragedian, ap-! Toung. editor and proprietor of lb Dea pears st Boyd s In "Virginl'ie ' tonight. ; Molne Capital, for Inlted Bute aen The new cit council tan Its isrreer 'Stor la announced by a member of hli carrying out th. orenrrar.x.d prru n I editorial ststf with the totlowlng atate- The candidacy of Hon. Lafayette Chairman Olxon of tbe Roosevelt third-term campaign says the result in Illinois ends President Taft'a re nomlnatlon contest With Chairman Dlxon'a consent, tne president proba bly will remain In tne race, however. espsclally since he ha mora than enough votee in sight to nominate without Illinois. The liquor question waa not an issue In 1X Kx-Oovernor ghallenberger. What rot. People's memories are not ao short. They recall the actlvl tlee of the carefully concocted and successfully engineered union ot the Anti-Saloon league and the brewers In support of tbe democratic ticket. Instead of prosecuting Jack John son for smuggling a J,000 necklace Into the country, why not compel him to give Uncle 8am about one eighth of tbe proceeds of his next tight? Just about one-bait of Omaha's voter participated In the commis sion plan primary, and tbe last man nominated received lees than 1 9 per cent of the total number of votes. Deneen'a victory In Illinois Is the real feature of the prim aria. With his own supposed support spilt halt a doxen ways, he still bad enough left to lead the state ticket. Onealsia far Reelprwrlly. Housion Post The Juries that acquitted the sugar and meat trust barons thoughtfully omitted to distribute halo among them, but maybe the barons will distribute some thing equally aa good among the JunW Opealaa far Met sir Tracks. Brooklyn Eagle. Cantata Scott negotiated hummock le with motor tracks, snd he believes that a tractor will be made that-can to anywhere In polar reglona. The euahloa tired on th Eskimo dogs are. however. stUI able to hold mat ef tbe buelmaa. Ravasre nt Tlsae. tit Louta Republic, Tbe paaaage by the bona of representa tives of an appropriation for the celebra tion next year of the fiftieth anniversary of the battle af Oettysbar revealed th fact that Mr. Lamb, the Virginia demo crat, wllo moat eloquently urged th meamtre. la the only confederate soldier aow a member ef that body. I ' 1 People Talked About ' Lonely Sartellat DewsnedU St Louis Olaan-Dasnaaiat Une result ef tn socialist defeat ia Milwauka will probably be the retire ment ef Victor Berger, the lone soctaltM eongreaaman, whoee district Ilea la that city, in WIS Berger received U.SS7 vote to 1X1IT cast tor hie republican opp-j- newpra, indicating .also As s month ot overflow business politi cal undertakers consider April a world beater. A wealthy spinster of Rochester. X. T bequeaths an annual income of IM for the support of her parrot The party un dertaking the task of disbursement will give sa exhibition ot a small Job absorb ing a large salary that ought to enlarge th vocabulary of the bird. Ray Anderson of Whitman. Mass.. la acknowledged the champion pie-eater of the town. In a conteet wrth Frank Ray mond but week he ate nine pies, while Mr. Raymond was skle to dispose of but eight A mighty host of fashionably dreased women and girls of Baa Francisco. In be half of charity, chased professional pen cil venders out of business one day last week, worked both aides ot the street snd gathered In K.XS) In exchange tor pencils. Senator liryburn of Idaho laments the downward tendency af public taatc re flected in the meagre subscription last of M.M for the Cotigreealonat Reoord. As on aa the publishers keep a boat of "dead once' on the staff ta pwbltc will continue cultivating a declining taste. The stock ot books owned by the late George It Colby of La o aster. K. H.. ta said to have surpassed la a amber and variety that ot any book store la tne county. There were St.! volume the collection, representing nearly every known language and aubJecL it required eevtaiy-flva cartoada to remove the feooka Far three package ef hi tararft to bsee T. H. Pallilpe of Kay lor. Pa wh la In th Armstrong county Jail at Kit tanning, pa. haa -given two deputy sheriffs a quit claim deed for three pet ducks and one Virginia fox hound. wMcn Pauap ana at bom, Th traaaaction le ut written form, describing the property a detaU and i signed and witnessed, j ment ef reasons why he ahould be pre ferred for that position. In presenting th aenatorlal candidacy of Lafayette Toung his friend Invite a respectful cunelderatloa of the following: Bora and raised on Iowa soil, a life long student of her resource, an Inces sant champioa of bar possibilities, ha Is exceptionally nail qualified to look after her Interests from the national viewpoint In th United States senate. For a quarter of a century with his pen and on the public platform he haa been Pleaching the gospel of a Greater Iowa. He began the advocacy of Improved highways when the proposal waa lookel upon aa the fad of a dreamer, but kept at It until the Rlver-!o-River road was established and a Good Roads association organised in nearly every community In the atate. He apent tl.OM ot his own money In helping to promote th enter prise, and la today active president of the Iowa Good Roads association. His loyalty to the educational lntereat ot tbe stats haa been untiring, and, while uefendlng the claims of the university and tha college upon the public, he haa given special attention to tha rights snd tha needs of the country school both In the way of well-paid teachers snd whole some snd attractive surroundings for the country boys snd girl Sine the dsy when sa a boy he aaw three older brotbera march away to th civil war tha cauee of the union soldier haa bar a hla cause. His newspaper haa advocated liberal pensions for Grand army veterans and their widow Mora than a doxen years ago h declared In a letter to the Women a Relief corps at Marlon, la., that the federal govern ment might give the civil war veteran a half Interest In the repubtlo which their heroic valor had saved without overpayment ef the natloa'a debt. HI nee hla first vote was cast he has beea a republlcaa from conviction. He haa believed that tha party which suc cessfully conducted the war for the preservation of the union, restored the na tional credit devised lb moat euccaaaful currency system the civilised world has ever known, secured liberty for Cuba, brought order out of chaos In the Philip pine islands an archipelago laid at our governmental door by the fortune of war. developed and maintained a tariff ayMam which baa provided national rev enue, rewarded Industry and elevated and prospered labor, made possible the build ing of the Panama canal and taken the initiative toward International arbitra tion and universal peace, I a party mora deserving of prelee than apology and that tha possibilities of Us future are as in spiring as its past ha bean. I Ha was ths friend of McKlnlay and Roosevelt, as be le today the friend of Tsft Ha has supported to the beat of bla ability the general program of tbe pres ent administration wills th exception ot Canadian reciprocity. H firmly believes today that In that attitude ef opposition to free trade with Canada tn agricultural products bs repreeented th overwhelm ing sentiment ef the voters of Iowa. . He waa tor a gold standard at a time when bimetallism challenged the popular acclaim, but haa lived to see his ewa tenadously-held monetary view become the socepted policy of th land. At aa early aa be had to begin work' Ing for a living. For twenty years ha served aa a practical printer and wss a member of th Typographical union. Ha employs union men In every department of his newspaper with which anions are Identified. He haa never had a trlke. Hla sympathies sre with the men snd women who toll snd his advice to wag. earners has always been to savs money and beeom owners of a bom. H has made a succeaa of hla own bus! ness. it I coming to be more and more accept aa one of the axioms of govern mental administration that a man who haa successfully managed hla own prl vat affairs is th man who can reason ably be trusted to do as well In th publl service. Hla services as a political speaker have been In demand by every national com mittee since the Blaine campaign and the atate campaign records show that be haa filled more speaking datea snd talked te mor people than any other public man In Iowa. Jle ha tilled hi own date and when other campaign speakers were unable to keep their appointments It waa Lata Toung who traveled tn freight trains or over muddy roads in or der that tha date might be filled. Hla newspaper haa alwaya stood for a constant elevation of the standards of public eervlce, and tha anti-graft crusade against tha Polk eounty court houae and Dea Molnea school board ring haa at traded the commendatory attention net only of Dea Molnea and Polk eounty, but of the entire stale. Hla travel have extended around the world. He understand tbe art of cloa observation. He haa studied systems of government He ta at home In the at mosphere of debate. ' With this equip ment he waa able In five short months la the United Ptatea senate te win th following tribute from th errdnant E'.lbu ltcot: "During th many years of familiarity with governmental attain at Waiting ton I have not known anyone to pro duce a more powerful and favorable Im pression in aa abort a time than you produced during your brief service la the eenate. Tbe general estimate ef your associate, In which I share without re serve, rated you as aa exceedingly val uable puolie servant and an honor te your state. - This la a testimonial which Mr. Young's friends especially appreciate la view ef tbe fact that ne see a distinguished Juda of public mea thaa Theodora Roosevelt one ald at Elthu Root: "He ta the great man that haa appeared la the public life of any country In any peat- ttou en either aid of the ocean during my tiro." Tbe republican ef Iowa was nave pledged their support to Mr. Toung can didacy for the I'nlted State senate have. therefore, uniformly expressed) this seats- If a waa abi to snake such a record In frr moat ha. what might be not be able to d tcr Iowa Bs au years? Land rail fwr Rein. Chicago Neva. And aow th peanut crop la threatened by a Baraexe. Tbe country anay nave te drop politic foe a whit and tarn Rs attention te th succor f thi necessity of life. , . . ....... POLITICAL SNAPSHOTS. Cleveland Plain Dealer: If th colonel w looking about for some candidate to support he might be store Inconsistent thaa to cast hla lot with the governor who has s third cousin la Oklahoma who la the father of quadruplets. New Tork World: Governor Wlleon predicts that the Catoagn and Baltimore conventions thai year will b th last of their kind and that thereafter the people will heve a more direct voice to the choice of presidential eand.ata. Much will de pend upon the workings of the atate pri mary system snd they hava yet to be tested thoroughly. Philadelphia Record: It appears upon closer scanning ef the socialist turndown In Milwaukee that It was not caused by any falling off in the socialist vote. There waa a practical fusion of opposing parties, a lively pre-election campaign and a pretty full turn-out ot usual stay-at-home voters. Tbe anarchs could not stand up against such a ground swell. Indianapolis News: Joha M. Harlan of Illinois. In speaking against the third termer, ssld that Mr. Roosevelt had once charged the people ot Illinois with being unfitted to b Intrusted with self-government. This raised a hubbub and tbe state ment was challenged. Whereupon Mr. Harlan read from Mr. Reoeevelt's essay, "American Ideala," this: "If ths govern ment generally go into the hands of such mea as Altgeid the republlo would go to pleeee la a year, and It would be right that It ahould go to pieces, for the elec tion of sucb men shows that the people electing them are unfit to be Intrusted with self-government." It la awkward for s man who chsnges hi point of view every few minutes to hava a record. Fenllehaeaa af n Klek. 8t Louis Poat-Dlspatch. In th eight months anting with last November the United 8tatea ex ported to Canada tl.Ctlf worth of vege table. And yet certain of our stales men Insist that reciprocity with Canada would be ruinous to the American farmer. HUBS AID GS0A5S. "I notice year father put an unpianed board across tne chair and sat aa ft at tbe dianer table. Waa that aims sort of Lenten penance?" "Oh. no. He a Just hardening himself foe the bleacher-' Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Can the widow of your friend carry on ni business?" "I don't know, and yet It seems exactly in s woman s line.'' "What la It?" "A big match-making establishment" Baltimore American. Patron 1 say. waiter, what did the fel low mean who told you he mignt drop in later and have a barnyard termination V Waiter He didn't want hla wit to know. air. that he waa coming- back tor a cocklaiL Laitimora American. Mrs. Youngwlfe (to trampi Tou alwaya seem to enjoy eating my food, but my nusband la never suited with it Tramp Ah. mum. ain't It a pity you didn't meet m first? Boston Transcript. "Jink la a man who has his hammer out en all occasions.' 'l bet there Is one occssloa where ne hasn't. " "What's that?" "When it time to put down the car' pets.' Baltimore American. TEE S0UHDESS. 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