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,2 TILE BEE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 17. 1912 11 til? SILK HAT HARRY HAS THE DOPp ON SLEEP I'epright, Mi, Ne'lonal New Association By Tad mlMg-- Mf urof,vjr an ) : ffSrs&m PA-PA Ws? 'fcgg?a Wi1tM'ffw. : ' ?WAUi S ah mi 'fw tfeiHTON am mote ic." stvm- ahp twee rrHtfHi Uqa ? "- ssg:j 10 -A to & yrftf 1 Married Life the Third Year No. 4 Helen Unwisely Persists in Asking the Same Ques tion in Many Different Ways. Maggie, Rinse the Can ! By Tad By MABEL HERBERT VRN'ER. be gone "But, Warrant, you won't long?" asked Helen, tremulously. "Can't tll bow Ions, I've gut to atay 'ill! I put this deal through or find out find that out." "But. how long do you think It'll take about how long?" "Gad. that' Ilka 5 on: If I tell you I don't know-then you want to know what I think! You never let up." "Why. dear, I Just wanted to know about when I could expect you back!" "Well. I told you I don't know I don't know! And I'm not going to guess or surmise about a . thing I don't know." "Oh, Warrrn, don't -please don't let' ... bat any harrh wontr fore yon $y." "Well., then don't Irritate ma, by your a Infernal j:,crj!Ar'. When I say I don't know. I mean I dosf hnow'-Wher' the hMlriuaT' rlinnlns . rtrmp and looklne I .vp leaver vwwwi. it you h Jei let worn "iwii. vu ha can aea him every day. But the thought that aha cannot a htm that for days, weeks, roonthe. perhaps, ha will be away! It la thta tbat drive her to desperate thlnga. "Dear, had you thought I might god with you?" "Vou go with me! How. In thunder could you for "Why, Winifred la old enough now. and ahe'a always good on the can. And 1'vt I've that check Uncle Oeorge ea( me Christmas, and I'd rather spend It thta aay than for anything elae In the world, "And. dear, 1 thought" "Well, .you're got another thought com ing! I've about aa much idea, of taking you and Winifred on this trip aa I have ofleaving the aantence unfinished for want of a strong comparison. "Now, what's the matter? Can't a man go on a business trip without having such a howl set up about It?" "Oh. dear, doa't-4t's only natural that I should dread your leaving me. "Nonsense, you went on a trip to your home last summer, didn't you?" "Oh, but that was different." - . "How different? That's always woman's answer. Whenever she does anything It'a 'different' Now drop this, I tell you! I've got enough to worry i round frownlnily.. "Can't you iny matches where they can be found?" "Why, aren't I hey right there oa the nd of the mantel?" "Huh. carefully hidden behind a vase. Rut I don't see," striking a match wllh unnecessary force, "why you're so keen about my coining back. A little separa tion'll do us both good. We've been grat ing aa ea h other a whole lot lately." "01., Warren, don't say that!" "Well, 1 wl! lay that. It's the truth. Mere alsayo getllnr on each other's nerves. It's cot to where you exasperate memo at times " "Warren, how do I exasperate you? Jf you'd only tell me I'd try so hard not to. Sometimes (1 seems that I can't say anything without Irritating you." "There you go again! That remark's not likely to put me in a good humor la It? Now I say my having to go oa this trip Is a mighty good thing for us both. We've been copped up here together for too long any way. All married people ought to have a vacation from each other occasionally. It's better nave a little , separation now and then than a perma nent one after a while." "A permanent one!" Helen's Una quiv ered. "Why. Warren, what do you mean?" "Just what I say! That It's better to have a little separation now and then than a permanent ana later on." "But. Warren, you don't mean oh, you can't mean" "Now, for heaven's saks don't get melo dramatic! People do separate sometimes. It's not an unheard ef thing-la It? But I'm .not sarins we're going to. What I do aay is that It'll be a dam sight nett-r for us to have a few short separations tluus to take the chanc.-s of a mighty long one." "Ob. Warien. that yuu could ever con sider such a thing!" "There you are again! You're always putting words into m: mouth. 1 can usually menace to aay what T mean. And if I meant I was considering our separation I'd say so. Now. for heaven's sake, drop the subject li op It! By Jove, of all perfclatent women! When you, act started there's no stopping vou. You can harp on a thing longrr than anybody 1 ever knew." lieica bit her lip. r-omet'tins had made him unusually Irritable today and he was takbtg It out on her. For almost a week he had known there wan a possibility of his having to go on this California trip, but It was not definitely decided unto, today. And not only had he come borne fro the office this afternoon with the new." that he was suing Thursday, but he hod e's come home in an unusually bad humor. "Where are those time tables I brought with me?" "Ton left them in the dining room. V'slt. I'll get them." "Now." as be spread them out before blm. "I've got to Ond a train that leavv-rs can look over this time table! Here's the train I want-U:i. Now, that'll get me In Buffalo at" running his finger down the column "at M:U. And I can get a through train out of there at l:ti." For several minute more be pored over the time tables and then threw tbero down with a slam. ' ... Well, that's settled. I'll take that 11:44. Now, how about that sole leather trunk? Did I ever have the lock on that flaed r Why Warren, you won't stay long enough to need that large trunk won't the steamer trunk be better r' "No, It won't How many times must I tell you I don't know how long I'm going to stay? Now, Where's that leather trunk?" ' "Why. It's In the basement, dear." "Then let's g down and get It up." Helea got the keys and a few minutes later they were In the basement dragging the trunks out of their locker. The Janitor had said he would be right down, but Wgrren, always Impatient, was pull ing them out himself. "Oh. dear, do be careful!" pleaded Helen anxiously. "If that should fall on your foot!" "Now I'll manage tbis-Just keep out of the wsy. There." finally dragging the trunk out. "This lock's not bad it's only sprung. I can fix that myself. What's in here?" opening the trunk and dis playing some summer clothes. "Want to take this stuff out?" Helen hurriedly emptied the trunk Into one of the others, and then the janitor came and took it up. "Now. where'a the hammer and that small chisel?" demanded Warren whan the trunk had been shoved up against the bedroom well. "There now." after a few minutes' work. "That's all right" trying th key, which now turned readily In the lock. "Now that's a good trunk, standing back and surveying it critically. "And it'a a good big one. I can Uke a lot of things in that." "But Warren, will you" But Helen caught herself In time. To ask again If he would be gone long enough to need so many things would only ex asperate blm further. "Will I whatr And then aa she still hesitated he re peated more sharply: "WiU I whatr' . "Oh. nothing, dear. I forgot now what I was going to aay." "Urn. Well, It might be a darn sight better If you'd forget pretty often." n Daniel O'Connell'f Homor D : ' J The fel lowing anecdote show th around midnight that It put me in Buffalo gru. u.iuei uinneli In aa on usual before noon. .1 want a couple of hours j a-g?ant Jc on. a- o. the .o- there to se H-a'-.l he' 1 -o " I rs of the faction la ascendancy, was ep Helen watched him In alienee as he """d to btm in a ease. The aerceant as frowned over the time table. There Particular custom was well was a cold, clutching weight at her heart k" " Ireland. OTonnell denied that had bee. there since be told her ,hi' myiDt: '"" know "Mhifyg of the he was going to 8an Francisco. It was the first time since their marriage that he bad left ber for so long a trip, and he did not even knew how long! The thought of the lonely, rmntr daya with iut blm loomed before he as aa endless iwrlod. To a woman like Helen the Indifference, the eoldneaa, the soffl.hness 'of the man aha loves la as nothing compared to hla absence. She can endure almost any nee; Kt or mistreatment If ealy she knows custom In th County Kerry" (hla native county). "Oh. said Sergeant Jackson, with a aneer; "I have never been In the kingdom of Kerry." "I am sorry to hear It." said O Coaneii. "I should be delighted to aea my friend la Kerry. We would snow blm th beautiful lakes of Kl Harney." "Aye." said the sergeant, "the bottom of them." 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To Know How to Think is Most Important of All Wrong Mental Habits Cause All Disease, for if the Mental Habits Are Right They Will Include the Knowl edge of Bight Phlysical Habits. t By ELLA WHEELER WILCOX. - - r Frora on of America's great health raeona, an earnest woman write aa earnest letter. Thla lady hi where ehe sees and hears much of human misery. She see women and children who Are suffering from th sin of th hus bands and fathers; sin which these men and the world, indulgently refer to as the result of the criminal modesty of ' pa rents, who permit their sons and daughter to go forth from the home with a m r a I equipment of know ledge 1 help them fight the enemies from without and within that wait always on the bon derlaad of youth to dare th young to battle. No lone ago, I met a brilliant attor ney, a man la th early forties, who waa suffering from threatened blindness. II alii It waa due to "overwork." Ilia optic nerve waa becoming weakened by constant strain. From an Intimate and reliable source, however, the true cause of his trouble was explained. The man bad been "sowing hla oats" persistently for years, and bow ha was reaping th crop. He had gene. Ignorantly, no doubt, to, the call of th anaea, and a on had told him there were other than moral penalties to psy for answering to this sail. Aome day, not far distant,, our Ttlgh schools and our colleges will deal with thla subject from th practical common sense standpoint. And stimulant and sex dangers will be shown ss paths leading to hells upon earth. Insanity, disease, early decrepitude, early blind ness and senility. And when these things are taught and understood In our schools, young men will be ashamed to boast of "sowing wild oats." The woman who writes me from the health resort, says: The sorrow and agony of the world. especially of the helpless women and children, .affect me trem-'ndously, and for nearly seven years I have spent al most all of my time and miner trying to bring about that time when all sorrow and suffering would cesse. " 'Where the vision fades the people perish. and some of u nave to think In advance or the time, else there would be no progress. - You are as anxious as I am to 'lift the heavy Karma' of tlie world, so you will not think lightly et Oil. You and I knew that nearly all sick ness Is caused by wrong phywteal hantts. and If th people knew how to eat. drink, exercise, breathe and bathe there would be little of the devil left." Tee. to know bow to breathe and bathe. exercise, and then to do the things one kniws are all (tops toward th goal ef health. But to know how to think Is the most Important of all. Wrong . mental habit cause all diss, for If tho mental habile are right they will In clude th knowledge of right physical habits. When man know and baa the knowledge fully stored In his mind that hla thought Is th greatest possession be , . has and th greatest power, then be la net liable to turn that thought Into a self destructive channel. When Christ ald.i "If thy right hand offend thee, out It off," lie was car-' talnly speak'ig In parables, and It meant cut off th thought that caused th right hand to offend. For with th thought remaining th ,' left hand could do all the mischief quite . as well a th right. And without either hand the feet could be trained to wrong doing It (tb mind prompted them. Therefor th very tint step toward reforming the world ef sick nee and sin must com through training th mind to .. right thinking, te acnelM t hoiking, and -to understanding the scientific power f "' thought. n Our schools and colleges are aot doing thla for tho young, our churches ar not ' doing It, but our many metaphysical and ' theosophical societies ar doing it . -i They at keeping the vision alive that "Th people may not perish." Copy- V right, 114 by Amrrlcaa-Joumal-xaatnr ff Humor of Justice Harlan II V The late Justice waa passionately fond of golf, and this pastime deubtles helped to prolong hi life and keep him In excel- , lent bodily trim. The now famous story . of his remark to the English archbishop on the Chevy Chase golf links has gons the rounds, but will bear repetition. The archbishop addressed th ball with becoming dignity and swung at It with ' great force, but missed It entirely. Again h repeated th stroke, with th same re sult. Another trUI brought no better " returns. . The ball stood titer undis turbed. ' Th archbishop waa not undisturbed, however. Hla face became very red, but ' outwardly he preserved the peace. At ' the conclusion of the third unsuccessful ' effort Justice Harlan relieved the situa- . lion by remarking: "Reverend air, that was th profanes! sttenc I ever listened to..' Lecturing to a class of law student tba Jusilcu one passed bis hand over hla mouth and then to on side, where upon th students, knowing that he used tobacco, went Into a gale of merriment ' at his expense. V The Justice looked at them for a moment indulgently and half reproachfully and then he said: "Young gentlemen, on this occasion , you ar mistaken In your conclusions." Robley D. Evans Bit PERCY SHAW. Borne to their last reward unmounted depart; Some bear the tribute of the (frlevlnj heart; To you who galled The sere a seas, nor (altered once nor failed. We bow the bead But aot la aorrow, for we aee you go A noble figure in the after glow Of good deed! done; o, since the Pilot came On riftlea tide, and, pausing, called your name. And ailent led Into Ilia ship, trimmed for the unknown eoaat. We give our emilea who loved you here the most. la Time' full book each haa bis little place; Hit meed of praise wherein be helped hla race; Thus your la told: ' In peace. In war. In younger year and old III coarse was laid la battle storm to liberate the slave; in calm to ease the sorrows of the grave; With fleet of steel he spanned the ocean poles. And with a nation's glory stirred men's souls." So, unafraid. May we behold the last rope cast away As we embark for tbe eternal day. : -