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Stop Looking for Benefits and Favors
and Begin to Work
Whoever You Are, Whatever You Are, You Owe a Debt to
the World, a Debt Which You Must Pay
Some Time, Somewhere.
I Was a Fool to Marry You! -:- By Tad
By ELLA WHKELEU WILCOX.
Then are many people going through , count Jut to much
th world trying to do the Impossible
thine; trying to obtain wnlhtng . for
nothing.-
It cannot tie done.
I There la a claim
' attached to every
deeming girt which
morula receive; a
clause saying. "For
value received I
promise to pay."
.. And every human
- being either haa
paid In thia life or
1n pact Uvea for hut
blessings, or i pay
lac for them. . or
must pay. for Uem,
ir The woman who
haa ..beautr araet
pay -the price ' ot
aufferlnc. if , aha
daea not realUa her debt early, and pay
interert by turolnr her peraonal charnu
to Cod's purpoeee by mtklnc heraelt a
power for good.
. .The whole world la In love with beauty:
ana the Influence of a fair woman, who
haa Intailisenee. high ajplrattona, Mti un
adfleh heart and a, ambition to males
tier life worth while. If greater! than that
of aome strong-armed warrior or some
knaa of vast learning, if ihe but knows It
Beautiful women, are sent into the
world te sweeten and brighten and better
It. Woe unto hr who shall Ignore her
debt and set forth to make herself
I power for personal ends, and who wor
ships, not the Creator who made her, but
I the mere mortal rmold In which she is
I ; Interest shall be demanded of her, not
,( not W. but MM per tent, and she shall
I pay In teara and aaguish ol soul.
' The men and women of wealth born to
IMcbes need not Imagine good fortune Is
thelre by mora right of Mrth.
( r It. la ooly lent to then, and they must
.)ay the Interest, by risht llvhtg. by
humanitarian , methods of thinking -aad
, acting, and by f t uir sense of the nobility
I which obliges, or suffer the final conse
LudMeA. ..
''.Jtmtal gifts, genius, talents these are
I ttaagenftis. urasents' ta .receive . from the
Itireat Giver without a full consciousness
that ther necessitate a retura. .
, Kor without thla oonaciousoets they be
come boomerangs and beat to earth those
who take, themand use them selfishly ur
thoughtlaeaiy.v i , ' ' - .
! Whoever j-ou are, whatever you are.
yeu ewe a debt to the world. A debt whch
wit must pay worn tirar, somewhere.
I it you are poor and III and homeless
yan owe It to the world to show how
great Is your dtvtea MS and bow' yon can
ree above All such .conditions by sheer
f will, baaed on consciousness ef the
I Ullmltabla power back ot you.
' One, you fuliy reallxe this ther Is no
miracle you cannot Perform. V. .
' Never mind how late Is life rou begin,
i do aat despair. Fee every eflort yen make
' to bund yourself a new body and a new
j happiness and a new Independence ehill
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i HOT BOOST FOR FRANKFURTER
j Hitherto frankfurters have, not been
deaf to. the palatcg of the !ass of persona
vrbo ride In automobiles axd dine in even
ing clothe aad upon diamond backs.
Idbster and pat defol gm. They have
been eaten by the bumble and the hun
gry, and not by those who need a cocktail
bean dinner to create an appetite, and a
ltqaeur after dinner to counteract the
effect of ansateduigenes la rich food.
Frankfurters, listeners, nig knuckle, hot
tamalee. chill bean, "chill sphegat." and
other deiicacle that are still sold in cer
tain quarters of cities at a narrow margin
of profit sre Items of Importance to many
persons who .smart loolt to the cost at liv
ing. If frankfurter are to be sold from
a handlebar tank upon a law motorcycle
t motorists who are broken down upon
Ihetr way from one place of refreshment
to another In and about New York they
will soon advance in price to "what the
trafM will bear." The effect will soon
.be felt even where they are peddled by
and to pedestraina. , For If the rich once
i ascertain the food and cheer value of a
' properly mad frankfurter sandwich h
j wot no longer remain merely the little
oa your birthright
the next step ;-ou take in life.
So surt this very. Cay to think of all
you owe the world, all ysu owe to hu
manity yet unborn, and all you owe to
your real sol!.
Stop looking Xcr bonefita and favors
ami begin to woik tor ai d that auccesa
which will er.abl ysu to butow rather
than to receive; to pay debts rather than
Incur tbeai. And remember, this la
THE LAW.
Life is a 8hylock; always it demands
The fullest usurer interest for each
pleasure.
(lifts are not freely scattered by Its
hands:
Ve make returns for every borrowed
treasure.
Kaon talent, each aohlevament and cash
'Kecetellatee tome' 'penalty io pay,
Delight Imposes lattituds and pain,
Aa ueitainly as daikr.eil follows day.
All you bestow on etiuset or en men,
Of love or hate, or mallee or devotion,
Somehow, some time, she. I he returned
again
There la no rained toll, ns lost emotion. 1
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How Many of These Ten Questions j
Can You Answer?
A Lecturer at the University of Chicago Prepares a List!
of Questions, Which if Half Were Answered Cor- r
rectly Would Show One to Be Well Educated
By KLI1KKT HI nilARO. i.
Xut Jong ago a lecturer at the I'm- States. ? '
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veralty club of Chicago handed out lot
tyiK-written sheets to as many men In ths
audience. These papers contained twenty
questions, and the '
lecturer explained
that If any gentle
man present con:u
anttwer corwily
onc-hulf of these
quest ions he might
consider hitnfcelf at
educated perin.
1 Otherwise be had
j better go back and
lake a poat-grsdu-
ate course for, tear
that his college !
gree might receive
the recall.
So her, ara titr
questions. Jutl its
yourself by .thrtr
. ,1, Ksm tho.vh't'
president af 11. j
United States.
1 Nsrne the treasurer
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of the I'nlted
Name the conductor of the New
How to Keep Young and Pretty
Breakfast Evil
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ALWAYS DTIINK -HOT WATEK UKKOKB BKEAKKAST."
Here are some catracu from Mile.
Gaby's article toJay, in which she g.vea
valuable advice oa th proper way to eat:
"No one ever Ka beautiful who kept
on eating too much."
"Breakfast should be a very light meal."
"The best meal of the day should be
dinner."
"Late suppers find no place in the plan
of the girl who wants to he pretty."
'The only time yon should eat late at
night is when you are sleepless or suffer
from insomnia."
"Spinach is one of the ben things you
can eat."
be atjle to keep on writing these articles,
fcr 1 should be a f.t subject for the beauty
doctor or the hoepitai.
Grapefruit, cereal, steak, potutore. corn
muffin, griddlfiakcs with btitttr and
syrup, bakd apples and cream and coffee
and roily! All this for the first meat
I had read about American breakfasts,
but 1 never saw one until 1 got on board
sbii. and I have not recovered yet
Here are tome extracts from Mile.
Otb't article today, in which the
gites valuable advice on the nroper
way to eat:.
"ITo one eTer was beantiful who
kept on eating too much.
"Breakfast should be a very liglt
meal.
"The best meal of the day should
be dinner. '
"Late mown find no nlace b
the clan of the eirl who wants to
be pretty.
''The only tirte von should eat late
at nirht ii when yon are sleepiest
or suffer from insomnia.
"Sointch it one of the 4eit things
you can eat.
"Fruits and nuts
tritions, ,
"Pure olite oil, two or three timf,
a day helped me to take on weight
rery quicklv.
"Dandelions are splendid for the
comolexion."
lij GABY BESLYtt.
of th girl who wants to be pretty."
The only time you should eat late at j
. . . .
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Tork R'mplmny urcliemra. "
1 Name the leader of Tammany ha!.
S Name your congrexeman. '
1 Who was Hugo MunnterbrrgT ' '
7. Who was Hlr Christopher Wicn? "
I. Who la All Baha? '
. What ts the Pentateuch? J
10. What la a seismograph ? .
II. What la a clevi? " ' 1 "
It. How many justices are there i n ('ie
bench of the supreme rotirt of the Vnltcd
(Mates?
1A Name five of thrm. ,a
It. Who said. "The child Is fatlirr.'f
the mail?" ,
15, Who said. 'Th grove were Oxl's
first temples?" . -j
Is. Who said. "Once more Into le
breach, dear friends, one moreT' ; , .
,: 17. Who ws Monvnsen? . . .
n. Who la president bf lite Ikc Shtve
railroad? r
IS. Must Is the fourth city )a slsodti
the rolled Ntates? .
2. What la a preposition? .
All Of th gentlemen present were col
lege graduate. Forty-one of them read
the' questions over and gave - thvm up.
The other fifty-nine filled them out. Mot
one man answered all of the question
correctly and very few gave correct gn
awers to haa of them.
Of course, this does not prove that these
men were Incompetent. It merely shoe's
that a man may know a great many
facts and yet be Ignorant on many sim
ple propositions that the average high
school sophomore can answer correctly.
For the benefit of anyone who may
think that he la a very ignorant Indi
vidual on account of his Inability to
answer all of thee questions, let me say
that education Is more a matter of quali
ties than the acquisition of facto.
Humor of Jnstic Harlan II
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.Th humor of th late Justice Harlan
ot til United Htatee supreme court was
sparkling and spontaneous. It cam at
unexpected momenta and apparently
without premeditation. Ills manner of
speech at such times was often so sertuda
and stern that additional epic was lent
to what he aald. xi
"Do you emnke?" he axked a " gudvt
seated on a veranda of his bouse otie
day.
To which th gueat replied, 'Alnlut
twlc a year, Mr. Justice."
"Well, then, take a aem'.-.innu,U with
me." suggeetrd the Justice, banding his
guent a claar "that Is, It you can stand
a FittKhurgh single. . i ,
"I smoke there for two renwns," . coHi
tinued th Justice. "Firm, berause trtey
are cheap thSf cost me a ceeit and",'s
half apiece and I can't afford a liigtier
priced cigar and second beiau I can't
tell th difference between one ef tlieve
and a more expensive smoke."
TI!K JIlRiiOl: TKUjS MK IK I AM EATING HKNflBLT."
nwt of Hip Krcti
In Psrt
h liou'.''.v rs from in-
never drink an thing but
right Is if you are sleepless or suffer j spring water bet-ay w tiic ordinary water
from Insomnia. Then a Httle warm milk is very impure, and evcrv lev I take a
or a few crackers eatsn slowly will often i cup of very hot sat-r with a lltti- bit of
help you to sleep. lemon Juice In It about hjlf an lurjr be-
DC course. If you are an actress, you fore breakfast,
find yourself very hungry after an even- When I look In t- mirior i rtn tM
Ing's performance, and then some light ; by the color of my mnplex!on whether I
i dish of vegetable or salad, with perhaps . am living on a senvlble diet. Frequently.
The American breakfast Is responsible ! just a litti chicken, or some nourishing . though I know what I should , at to keep
I'v.kJ I ihm't
iiert 1 have to
for the middle-aged rgure nine times out soup ts really necessary to comfort you. both my i.aalih ami my
! of ten. I Spinach la on of th best things that practive what 1 preach.
No one can be really beautiful who you ran eat: a diet of spinach haa an al- pay for 1L
keeps on eating too much food even If It i most immediate effect oa the complexion. I There la alwa-.i a I of r
' feeling of llthince.
Itendciions raw or boil.d are sp.endid
for the complexion. ,ind you can cat all
thnt joii want and all the celery that you
want, without fear.
A few y.-ai-a ago when I iin very thin,
I wan order,! to tike pure olive oil two
or l'-iee times a day hel.'en meals, tak
ing ai,ut two tai!einontuip at a time.
Tfcl." I.eltie,! un t. jret fat very quickly,
an,! I noi told It Is very good for tndftes-
As Is well known, the late Justice Peck
hum was a democrat, while Justice HtV
lan was a republican. They were Vu
best of friends, tine day they were tii
cussing the fear ot death. Justice Pre-
nam eaui to justice iiarian: "
"You are not afraid to dte. atie- your"-1
To this, after a moment's reflection.
Justice Harlan replied, "No. nut exactly;
my only teaf Is that I might bring uptt
democratic headquarters."
His fund of reminiscences was vast and
varied. One of th many stories whit a
he delighted to tell In time of relaxation
related to a visit paid by Senator Thur
tnan of Ohio and tie wife to the Harlan
home In Kentucky. The two jurists were
In tho library. Justice Harlar. with
Kentucky hospitality, aald to th guest:
j "I have a little Scotch over there j a
I the shelf If you 'would car tq partake. '
I Senator Thurman seplied:- "I think I
if
take the oils right I ould Ilk about a thimbleful.
I
"He poured out mora than a thur.Me-
1 considered sustenance of th midniaht
j wanderer wb cannot afford to patronise j P'oxiou."
Ith midnight tsuurantae-Luatvlll If 1 at wk3t " cILm
I Cwirier-JournaJ. 1 breakfast every
. "PTuit and nuts are very' nutritious." is a nat'onal runont.
"Pure oliv oD. two or three times a ! Breakfast rhould be
day, helped tr.e to ul:e on weijht very j and bear r.o resemblance to dinner.
quickly." ( Th beet meal of the day should be
uandeiotns are splendid for the com- j dinner, which oueht to be at noon, or If
iunchecn Is necessary', then early In the
1 1 find carrots ar very good, and onion
very light meal , are also very healthful, only alas. I
loslhe them and. of cours. nofcedy who
is on tit stg Is popular If he or she
indulges In this very salubrious vegetable.
I never eat meat more than one a day.
American ' evening, at about t o'clock. I and I would not think of touching it for
morning I should never 1 Late suppers find no place In the plan t breakfast.
I't rm'
room aad a Jar of d.it" nn.i sni.h
piums: ofie:i I go wttftr-u; tunrhen e:i.
just eat fiult and nuts, rwjer'.ally ,.n ,:a..i
when I am hrvlnt: .arlv d nn-r. or a :ir
ticularly trlnt- i.r.-.f at ti.e theater.
A heavy nt.al ei-.vays t-i'kih :ne ?l-f-py
aod tired, but fr-.t and ntjts are very
nutrlUcu. and t! -y ri- oo a wor.d-- f it
tlon eepirt.ltiy
jft.T niecl.
It Kihtkc ne are prrt N-Iieers In i ful," said Justice. Harlan.' "and wasla
ai..: it:ev ere not only pjod for the ; the act of ralstmr the gta-'s u a?s It!,
eomt'teion. .:t to me no dinner hi really i when Mrs. Thurman. from. ta haU.
i.riii.t. :r'i,.iit them er her yog call. d out with treat earneeura:
put fa.- to mu- tinrgar in the drewsHs; j -pvt It down. AU.n. n-t 11 down..-
:"-:!'' Tfci-ee irl. vinegar to o.-ui pari j W hereupon Judse Tnucaait rep.Hd rti
1h- rl.c.l. Tftfe i.. a cieat deal of art
in f!.:K.nF. tiM. aivl aoad vinegar,-whk-&
:o W t. v.r hire, is ir.aae by
bout to do that when via ',';.
mamrra." and deliberately FWaiienreti r)(4
lioU'r.. New To:k Sua.