Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, January 11, 1912, Page 11, Image 11
T) THE PEE: OMAHA. TIIl'RSDAY. J.YNTAIJY 11. li'U 11 r V IT WAS ONLY A DREAM iVyri:h'.. y2, International New t By Winsor McCay But ru worn1 ARE 1J KMIU. GOING,-DO Wl I HAVE TO WORK. Aire tts! yes, rn TO MEET A PARTY KND TALK OVERI A BIG DEAL! ITS BUSINESS' fVE GOT TO BE JoiJT QUITE lTE! Ofou unihstand: nON'T WQKKT p0NT K LOM&y J vAH' n.L PUT onJ JThave V3s53 t Ah we ! this vwd3 3 H3 &&Blf V Mt vRAPS AND k NEVER L$&&P$3f E LtMS T0 THAT.. , . ., v k L Saw FOLLOW THIS ScAUGHT kf4 Tf$J&i Jg3r SKT LIGHT! 0U 311$ xSt3 IF I OMLT IfNEWN CSNteuPHONC WIRE. Ihim IN A lfVt?, HEAR mis VO.CE! 333., HE REALLY WAS Jl MUbT SATISfT llC.YETpjW rfe H'S V" j 1 3 j pr. DETAINED BECAUSE MY HiMO IEMR WK1tM( fJ CC E FlIX U" O OF BUSINESS 10 llTRI TO 4lP! jSbKTfil '4t:Cr55SX X 5eoTo I I Wfmf'' v, VH hooW SUR-LT nun iniRi. nt IS! HOW 010 HE GET IN S0UtT LT? W. HE WASN'T OUT ! 1 WAS ONU DRMhlNCUn I SvtHson TCAT Married Life the Third Year Bostonians Try to Red use the Cost of Dying No., 2 Helen Exhibits Fuss; Purr-Mew at the Cat Show and Wins a Blue Bibbon. y MA11KL IIKRBKHT l UXKU. "Uut do you think she'll et rnoughcat'H never B't a priic It'n sood enouglt Ir tlmt a;ii akcl llfk-n, anxiously, j for Winifred to nif.il aroum!. but It won't .he Cast-tied down the terforatfd lid of the baj idl his In which Ptisiy l'urnicw had lx en protesting p laved. in ?m, but t ( ;in make 'em larsnr if you want." and thruitt the tcisfors Into (me vt ihr hoU-s. "Oh, don't don't! You niiKht strike i?r! alt. I II do that: taking the nirajx from her. Now, I've inadt; It totj large!'' as a little pink nose ap I" a red at the hole. ' tin, do whh she wouldn't cry an," Klnn with a pile ouh mew the pink iiopl appeared ut antithvr hole. Shell be all tand a chanee beeide thoae how vats. Don't fiKil your '.t about that." A nd now 1 lettn dt-t .Tmliu .1 t lial if Pussy 1'urrmrw did not win A prUe sh would tuy nothing to Wain-n tfbout tuv in Khuwn hvi. tl. would Xmt k In three days und Warren would probably not inksit Iter livfore thru. Mrs. .Stevens had ana j red Helen that all the eats had' the best of food and care uhlie on exhibit, and that she need not rmtner about her at aU. Hut the thouKtu of ir, (rigiuened little Fuaay l'urrnK'v In IhHt big piaL all alone took lieUn ineie ewiiy tut next niuiu.ng. The kitten greetid her joyously, rub uing Ui aKditiri the bunt of tnc cugv, I'tttidiiig .in p.utnl a& a Kitten can mo to bo lane n home. And lleien run finiHtt over tiic cage ooor a buu rtbou.i MitU "i-'ut i'nte. Kitten Ciafs, " fcuu. edereti u,jii it- 4 he 1 1 rat pne: I'ujwiy Purrm I was a niue iibbon cat! tteifii cuiu light, m'am," reaanured Ielia. slipping;,....,, , v.un UPt soon. Ff forts which have betn made to de create the hlsh cost of living have now reached the next atage, which ia to reJuce the higher cost of dying- ThU If to be ae con.pli."hed by the oi giitiis..itl"U of the 1'nited I'mlertaking mmpany. an a SAciutioti of Hitori bunlntse mon. who will not utitntrtt to compete with un dertakers, hut to reason with them. The company, whh li is niibenevo 1 tent In Its purpose and nation-wide in lis scop', la the outcome of a dit. ustion ueoi ge men. At th.it time nmnie'Sl was urged. Si;.ir then Kibllc h:S been HUhMUul.d as tlie remr.l; pnUic control. It is ho..l will 1h. 'Si tried lluough roriipany. hVs -m r Hepn s ntat:o long . Ca.nli. i;:e Is - -uminy, a tut i al ' nun mid plivKUiati'. atuoit ; nd. M rf the I uit d I'ndi rtak n j iirv. 1 r. KMsiworth Shumaker. are letul ' ir.g n urul Mippoit. The aim of the com j Ciitiv tM l.i have it b irt one timlertaket In eery citv and town In New Kngl&nd. i and e i'tit ually in the Tnlted Slut en, co loOlK .drill t'ti the !! pi-rule in wht i mm ftm nt for a W ! the i-.-st of tilt' I f the TI';U the i he it char accrued an "the siittantial re lu-Hon in A t service tt the dead." ue Ik not too altruistic e- it recently held at a conference of clergy-1 chunh. Kcv. lierlwit A. J H'i - i to be !: j thai f otllt; ' alren.l' hnieii and (),.Im praetUnl I prmcd by the fact wml Itot.tn nmb ri niters have - promised their miprt. ltoMtn How to Keep Young and Pretty inc ,-huwl map aiouml l lie Uix nd A fi'W niumrrits later Helen, me canaDox witn much care,. wa on t-r way to the xntLition halt, where the rnt show nptntM tnsroaj-. "' ' ' ' " It was due ta Mm. 81ovn' (il.-adiiiKa that Puy I'urrmrw wan to be exhibited. She was one of the officers of a proml I Mluhly fine kitten you r.! jot there, currying niaaniM ttti ,n uli,.nnant who wa uruahmg up around tne cjjfea, expectan. of a tip. Oh. yes: Isn t she a lovely kitten? anawerrd Helen proudly. 8he couid hardly wait until Warren iame home that evening; to tell htm the r,uo- " 'n msialM every time ; eniit,rIU na. Hefore he t hla over Kho called on Helen that the kitten :,,, ff ,h, w, out in the h with an a rarely fine silver I'ers an and should i excited account of It all. be showu. ..Am) ohi you-u tn m tonlnht and Helen had protested that t-he know j,t., her-won't you, dear r.olhliiK of exhibiting Htiens. Hut Mrs. 'Humph! A cat show Is about the last ravens had promised to make all the, thin I'd ever K' to. but I suppose I'll urranaemejita, enter her. prepare the have to In this nw." cukp, every thlner-lf only Helen would j "oh. then, let's hurry mid net throuxh i.llow ber to be exhibited. I dinner." tarerly. "I'm to anxious for you Mrs. .Stevens was jlo to send after to aeo It all. 1'uaay I'urrmow looks ao her. JJut this mora;! when the mesn-dcar In her red velvet cane and there ore Ker hoy camp Helen was afraid to trut i so many wonderful kitten, there." the kitten in his care and decided lo lake "Now. look here. I snld I d (to. but you needn't expect any cnlliuituumi. The a fuss It herself. Hut It nas en embarrassing trip. Kv-Pr"lr pluie for cats ia Him cellar or the r body in the cur stared at l.ee euriou.lv ! barn. It's thc.w t.o wmen wno haven't when from the bandbox came th f rairer scratching and piainiive "mews." . When si c reached Uui hall Helen uewiklered by the lonB row of aKC and the general confution of the place, i'ul.n w.-re tieintc tirken out of haykets and hoxts. cnz"A were being lined and decu-1 ..... .... .1- ,.A .n.bu round ! uiiytiiin nctier uu i .iver a lot of pamperen cats. Hut Helen waa m (lad Ihat Warren would eo that even this aultude did not I lamlen her ardor. I It was Just 9 wh.-n Ihey rea hed the exhibition hall. The poultry show was i downstairs, and they i nieren amiu a n mtvlnff e.M.U. rated, aou attendants were hurrylnK bit. j ..,,, In me concert II ill!" read a an.i tortn un lin e wooden dunes of )aTI(e (n lt,e ,ir. chopped meat and tins of water lo be Helen had seen tills sign before, but it Jastciied inf.de the cages. had not Hrurh her aa comical. Hut now An official ionkinr woman with a hand Warren almost exploded, full if iih -r came rustling by. Helen "fata In the Concert Hall!" he Mopped her viilh a t;mld: ronrcc:. "That's a lovely sign!" t an you te!l me where I II find case "Wby. dear, I don't see anything very 2Kty ' funnv in that." Ti.iril ulsle-turn to your left." I "Tou don't? Vou don't? Oh. well, you novrr hsd snv sense or liumor. aia ' "U" rtad the number on the cage at lii. Hid of the third able; 311, .110. lieii n fu.iowcd on down to 3W, tlie num .r in lies entry ticket. Mrs. fl'evens had the rage ailrai-tlveiy lined with red e!vrt. White blotting paper was on the liottom and a l!i!e red velvet cushion In one corner. With some difficulty Helen got Pussy 1 ihe Conceit Hall!' I say that's rich! "Hut. dear, what else could they aay? This la Concert Hall and the cats are here." said Helen seriously, still not see ing any humor In the sign. But Just then Mrs. Stevens sighted them and made her way over through the crowd. oh I am so glad you came," cordially the corner with eyes dark with fear anj l is as saucers. Helen tried to stri'ke and reas.-ure htr, but for once she was ob- ! GABY DESI.YH. I don't thing that you. over here, con sider a dainty waist aa necessary to beauty aa we do In France. That is ptobably because we seem to have smaller walets than you do, and are not so ithletlc. I am told by people over here that athletica make the waist smaller. Hut there Is a certain type of girl athlete ho may be taking all the exercises in he world, but of one thing I am certain, er waist line la not getting smuller: on he contrary, her figure la very slouchy, and she would not, for too world, wear a tight corset, or Indeed a corset of any kind. So she slouches around with athletic figure which" la anything fashionable. The Corset and Waist Exercises Gaby Deslys Says: ''I do not believe in tight cor sets.'' "I never wear them.'' "Simnle exercise will redVf your vni't line." y s 1 M 51 3 itHZ'V&ii I tit? k" I ; A 'Qlf? Y-m:.: .... I I . lil "" ' wa'st nr.- ; j L t I Y A ' vil I the ive dn,,' V. I WV t'.' l -.ll,,inik 1 Si Encourage Emotions; Dwell in the Land of Romance ihe Emotion, Are tlie Ideals of Life and the Ideals Must Be En couraged if One Viiihea to cape Becoming; the Paragon of Death the Mummy. rrmew Into the cage. She was tlmr- .,.v, -i.h Warren "Vour klt- oughly frightened, and huddled back in ! . ri..i, ii kinds i.f honors." As shi led the way towards Ha"y l"urr. mew's cage, she pass.: before tnat or a ti.ri.-e Dure white Persian cat with a cago- j livlnus to potting. .u I of prile ribbon? (nd tropi.!es. Oh, it II get over that." sa'd a woman! -This Is Prince Kdnard! 1 want you v. ho waa Ucking up some blue velvet in ... , hlm -ru,v ,ay h- s worth U Otf)! a pt-arby cage. friKhttiitd when Three thousand d.illars'" mused Sar- ren. "Imagine $r.. walkirg along your j ba. k fence! It d gle m. lie cold shivers every time I'd see him disappearing over My baby was Just as ! first exhibited her. Hut she's been in over twenty shows now no ..he s grown to l ive them." And then she went on to dwell on the j ,u ,he neighbor's yard." nier.is aud ru-ny blue rlbtx ns and pr.x. s j .-0n these cats never walk the ba k j i f her cat. liter He en strolled around j frnn ! ,'islied Mrs. Stevens. umung the cages. There were lung-j "Well. I wouldn't trust them If they had, ha.ied, short-haired, silver, blue, while. ;,ne chance. The threc-thousand d illar ! Mack, orar.ge. coon, S'amese, .Manx and anil the aiiPy brand are pretty much the i many other kinds of cats. A few, on ex- i kinj cf cat. I 1 ib.tioo for the first time., were as fright- j . ()n here's Pussy Purrmew!" exclaimed ! end at Pu.sy Purrmew. But the greater j ,iten' -im t she dear?" as the kitten rose and rubbed against the cage the r..miter v.ere pr..fess,f.nal "show cats, !.-(; to lytr.s complacentiy cn a silken t jsL.cn ami b;ing gax.1 at by an admir- 1 t! runs. ' .:a:.y uf the caces were gay with prixe ' ir;i..s v.on at previous shows, and a m! r r cup was irt the cage with one i .an.i!'i. w-.iH-haired beauty. i li... n w al hunte full of interetit and' ttii uier.t. What if Pussy Iurrmew shi-uid win a prze? She was entered, of Lour!.'. in the k.tten class, and moment she heard Helen's voice. "Oh. you've got your collar all awry. There!" opening the cige door and adjusting the bow of red satin that adorned her neck. "Tou see. Warren." pointing proudly to the blue ribbon; "the first pr.se in the kitten ciass." And there were a great roany kittens entered this year." sa'd Mrs. Stevens. "But I knew ail along she would win." And Warren, manlike, when anything Helen had seen no orh?r kitten that ' belonging to hlin Is distinguished by aorae teensd htr superior. 1 IIWrk r merit, was row prompt to share And yet she hao not toid Warren. When ! credit. I V?' -' ' v. V ' '. '-. e. t W 'A 9 h'.i v : -J I Us I A? I: : I '. : A -All iii dr. ' Tin v b'lt !l ' tot.tlll "ttefi I yiwiieij refii.-4, ru J think .'i nd in botttT Mplrtts. nd done. It In more than Htiyihlitg . l.-p, our wutyl lOf)k sma in oft i n uf'.nSshe.l how little Foo nw hoi-h- women liav fnc thini;J.fH. '-n to liave pl.utv f,f money, y buy or oi.,r Hiiat they lmvp 1 eii. p,.n; ),., v.l.lelj in oltf-n oiiMtt'fl to tli.h own Hth. f have tl"-! tlmt gn'..i.)i Ahkli wuie de-f'-r nie .ir- iivuallv cniii.-d In- wrv Mont women, wliili you will tako ome of oi r ftttt.-vfM Kin, r.ifirh ! miimIs or nn.n- fiiirl their fn.tks will be imitated for th" fbbiitwiiiMi--, If you are frlilit you ran wear brrad wamt Im a, bK b lm it wldf ribbon wli-'i. Vo i can al.-o indulge in tin whb hoi z-. rial l.i'MM which mil arouiid uny whe; ..'i i;i f.timtabie drehhe.i and co.ttv. liut, .h, th inc, if mi are fat, don't do anv or th."-,- tj-Kn. W hy Is It Ihat a fit v. 'Hiiu-i uluay.4 will wear a wide l.aii'l .r emhriddety or trlrtimiiig uttMKht aero.-s tli-- bi:-t. li lo i tite n .-t pHit of f.T bark? Koil.' till.' . !.. Will i ii (Jo ;m far :IS t-. put tlo- b.i!,d of t!.nnning all the way ;iro.iii'l, i p-y.-Ii.g mv- r b.rh U--i-n und I loakii.u ii'-r.-" if !o.k at broa-1 h.j a Uatn. j An-jitt.'-r f.j.hi'-n hf nffit eonsi.i-t of jtt.e w .1- v. ;,i;-t lili--. Hie li;u.il .-a tin lelt y iiuent leattw-r ntnn uirien r letups "L-et tlmne lova now who never loved In1 fort, lsft thoMi who alwayn loved now lova tha inor. Let ut take a good look at tha Kgyptlan tnu in my. ItM little hand are quiet ; It little mouth Is plnehed aa If It wer trying to keop back the KucretH of the agn; It little eye am cUa.il to all life, to all emotion. It I a perfectly proper little lady. In a fashionably accrpted aer.ae. It not only ahowa no emotion now, but it look .in if It had never felt any. Ha Ilttlo heart haa been atrophied to long that l( It ever longM and ached and loved, there I no atgn. lhi you want lo b like the Kgptlan mummy? Ihi you want to bind every amotion, which mean every Instinct of life. In inortujiy ha ml 7 Of couirc, you don't, but when you put a restraint on yourself for fear you will laugh too long, oi smila too often ur love too much, you are diong It. The emotions live on th Ideals of life, and tlie Ideals must tw t neon raged If one wish to escape becoming the par agon of death, a mummy. To ancouraae tha Ideals, lead a wet, rlenn love story often, and put yourselt In the place of the lover. Itnn't ba ashamed to go about your daily tasks dreaming of princes and potentates who wdl come btmiiig their heart a in theli hand. Lwell in ttie land of rjn.unce. It wih strengthen your powers of Imagination and sweeten you tor the aay tnat Is coming when taney la uwui by tact. When you nt-e a Utile love story In life, dun l sent l at It as a sign ut vvruKnesa, but teHi i it aa a bian ot siieuatii. "V ate all loin lor lova,' auu iba raell. "It u trie principle of vaistunce anu inu oniy and." lie did not let his burden of public life depilvn him of thin heritage and the love Mory ha lived has a more human Inter est than tiu- deeds which ingiavud his name in inarol-. One m love foollnhly, but it ir not to one s di.seieOit, ami muco to one's ctedit. "For to In wue und love e&rtids man might; that uuens with K'i aiaive." What If a.icusiies have no tounuallon und ai b.med on orami. M1 bu.idiuK of tlietn 11 not or.iy a griat joy to tn aerial aien ut.i, hut the man, or woman, Wlto bulldi idte l Is a Joy to oilier. i ue visionary are always, hopeful; the ro mantic are always sweet and tender. The old woman who am ilea at memory of a love si ivy her day have long since told is younger, broader In mind and charity, sweeter and more wholeaome and helpful than the old woman who ragardt a enf-xlon of lova as aa admission ol weakness or shams. The girl who la emotional And loves many, and shows It. will bo ft better wife, a more devoted mother, than the utiophled young woman who has her heart In Iron bands. Hi-fuso to feel any emotion and the day la coming whrn In your great annul h yoii will find that you can't. "I cannot love Aa 1 have loved, and yet I know not why; It ia the on great woe ot life to fe.t all feeling die." -The ona great woo of life:" That Is something worth while avoiding and tha only way la lo encourage your ueart to expand. ' For aase. Judge," said the caoer, 1 wiah you'd tall me a hat 1 have In do to get my name changed." "What ia your present name? "llenuett Lemuel krcbu.on llubb." ' Vou wish to have 'Wunb' cnanged tfl umethlng e.o?" 'ao, 1 want a new one entirely. So me eting like William Thompson or George juiiea-sotm-thlng short and cy, you now." -nui- nh taction to your name, then, la ,nat It Is too mug, I piesume. Why can't ou jum use your Inltia.aT" "ihai only niakea it Worso. Judge. Whenever I give my nam aa B, L. Z. atuno goiueoouy snickers," Chicago Trt How ll Kld Esa "Was the operation on old liondc Upper aucieeaful'.'" Vt. lie's all right physhally-and at Ua.H ahead of tha game." - How did he work that?' "Why, the laity old millionaire dla gutHed himself aa ft street .-leaner and got the. Job done for a $J0 hill-yes, and kook a rectlpt In full." "What did the surgeons do about It 7" They held an Indignation meeting and denounced h.m as tha b.ggest swindler of the twentieth century." Cleveland . Jain I'eaier. r Christ Crucified J Mr, eleven had flrat a-ked l.er to exaibit tite kitun Helen i-ad spoken to bim sbo-u i. He had only shrugsied his ehourders wi'h a . 'Well I t-hould r.:nk y.vj .1 f.iid a bt-t-.r way t-j fptnd y ur t.ino. And that V-, patting the kitten condescend ingly, 'we're got a pretty dent cat here. Soems to have Mood up pretty well against tne other, didn't she?" And Hel:n was too proud and too happy to mark the inconsistency. ' STAND I P f TRAIGHT, WITH Till-; HANI'S t . Now I am sir that both dancing and sw mmlng are es'-elU nt exereises for the figure and are calculated to make the wat small. But lota of sports that ' girls go In for nowadays develop the mcV of the bark ao much and broaden the waiat to u h an tnt that when vj:.; nil'-- ' it te tr.d v it!i A simple exTf-i-e re ti.r.d v U 1. iri'N elasped ale-,'- ;h ! end t o nrm- h d out- nri'. body : f"-r a' poit.!.- to oik side, a-id then to th otht-r. All l muscle", of t'.e u';-er i-art "t th- bojy ainl wa.st Khou! I be Ptret- r- i, an I oi -h'-,il ) feel that y-i i are hftii your ' he.t i:p th fashions return to more tight-fitting j very high. Another good eXt rr, don- effects, we will all be astonished at the aid, broad wj5t which have ben ile veloped sin' the empire style came In. I do not believe in tight corsets myself, and I am thankful to av I have never needed to wear thm. Dancing kep me aligl-.t enough, and I have on or tw- ex ere!ae wlilh I should u. vry rtay If I felt my waist line lnc.reas.ng or my waist growing wid- standing up atraiKht with the hand.-' on the hip; t'irn the holy a- f ir to t!; right af 'ni fin. fl a? if you were twisting the miwlYs ,,T the w;tit: n w twit rfiund to the f.tht-r Kicr. going J is, aa f.ir a yo-i tan. You fho-iW a No bnd forward and hack ard to the ni-b. IWllni? thfS XrrC.lra Oliee .,i U'.iee i won t help you any. but If you continue ;theo. da 3ft-r day, yo i oujiht ceruaiulv her wa;t iim- Uii-lei il.i- l.-n,. eff. t t her wai-t "i"..e v.oman who N --to it in i-l ivinembrr l-...t the V- la,-e-l ttlni.O.llff for ihe v. a -t. the very iiarrow le n. or, letter . ; lo belt at ail, ani ti.e lung lines of rimrninif for the .-kilt, aie Iter nly i-ai-vatioi:. Jt . wait r:iii ! di.-ui?'d l.-y hav . IjT tne belt show on y for a f-w inches : in fr-ril and baefc. rthii- the iJe ran n of tlie same g'Md.i a.s tin r't-t of the fleck, but under no ('irrum5tanew photild the v,a:-tbar,d be wi-ie, .p-i;aUy not If one i short-wai."trl. The fc)ty:t-a pud woman la ar-t to get difCour.;ed alout ! r f,Kure, and settle dr.wn ifitu .tr wais-'t line. She does not : lave to do tiiif, howevr, lKcaue he an nrnk1 her wan-t look longer by dress ing appropriately and by a very erect ia-:iaa,f .oiitantty holding hnelf up. I ! Ity HJ, liKKI.Klt Wll.t OA. I'opyiiKhl, 1!HJ, by mertran J ein nal -Kiu miner, j Now, ere 1 i-lopt, my pruT iihd Own that I uiighl o my way I To do the will of Christ, uur Lord and Maater, day by day, I And with this prayer upon my lips, I knew not that 1 dreamed; Hut suddenly the world of right a paiulcmcnluai seemed. t-'rom forest and from slaughter house, from bull ring and from sull. There rose an anguished cry of pain, a loud, appealing tall. Ah man -the dumb beast a next of kin with gun and whip and knife, Went pleastire-fteeking through the earth, Dioou-oeiu on i a a lug lire, i roni trap and cage and bouse aud zee and street that awful strain Of tortured creature rote and swelled Ihe orchestra of pain. And then methought the gentle Christ appeared to me, and spoke: '! called you, but ye answered not "- and in my fear I woke. Again I slept. 1 seemed to climb a hard, ascending track, nd just behind me labored one whose patient, face was black. I pitied him, but hour by hour he gained upon the path. Me stood beside me, stood upright and then 1 turned la wrath. "Go back!" I cried. "What right have you to walk beside me here? For you are black and I am white.' I paused, suutk dumb with fear, ! Tor lo! the black man wan not I Lore, but Christ stow! i:i li ia place; And oh! the pain, the pain, the pain that looked from that dear fac. Then next 1 heard the roar of mills, and moving through the noise. Like phantoms In an underworld, were little girls and boy. Their backs were bent, ther browg were pale, their eyes were sad and olo, Hut by the labor of their hands greed added gold to gold. Again the Presenr and the Voice: "Behold the crimes I see, As ye have done it unto me, so have ye done to me." Now when I woke the air was rife with that sweet rhythmic din Which tells the world that Christ haa come to save mankind from Bin, And through the open door of church and temple passed a throng, To worship Him with bended knee, with eermon and with song. Hut over all I heard the cry of hunted, mangled things- Those creatures which are part of God, though they have hoofs and wing. I saw In mill and mine and shops the little slaves of greed Iheard the strife of race with race, all sprung from one God-eeed And then I bowed my head In shame, and in contrition cried: "Lo, after nineteen hundred years, Christ still U Crucified." J