Tur: r.KK: omaiia. Tn:si.v. January j. hm:. I V i BRIEF CITY NEWS Have Boot Print It. Omaha 0nrl Hoapltal. G. rito. riturca, Burf -OranAtn. Efyptian Chocolataf 30c Mvpro-Plllcn Conoart rrlday XTMlnf The Imperial Concert company will furnish the chief feature of ail entertainment to he given Ht the Youns Women'a Christian amicl atlon auditorium Friday evening fr the Ix nefit of the Hellevue relieve. This com pany was heard here last year and made li derided lilt. Tire la Vpatairi Eoomt Tn ip Malm rooms of the home cf Jne Mooie, 1".I2 North KlKhteenth Htreet, Were gutted ly fire at 8 o'clock last nltiht. The hlaze started from an overheated furnace and i-aiiHcd a damage of Photo Gallery Robbed The photo graph gallery at Uti South Sixteenth street, owned and operated by C. U. TrusHoll. was broken Into by burglar Saturday ninht and robbed of 43 In money. The lock on the front door of the gallery was picked. Watchnight Service at First Methodist Members of the congregations of the First Frcsbj terlan, Central United Ties bttiian, First ConsreKatloniil and First -Methodist churches attended the union vatchnlsht services held In the First Methodist church at Twentieth and Dav enport treet Sunday night, watching the old year out and the new one In. Ulshop John I Nuelaen delivered the watchnlKht sermon and he chose tor his subject, "A New Year's Meditation," In vhh-h he Kpoke of thu good things he expected to see accomplished during the ensuing year. Miss Verda Oldfleld of the Centra! United Presbyterian choir, sanK "O God llo Merciful," and she was followed by Mr. Murray C. French of the First Con gregational church, who pang. Vastors F. T. Rouse, H. It. Spoor, D. K. Jenkins and Kdward lllslop delivered New Year's messages, each upon timely subjects. Hev. M. It. Williams conducted the regular Sunday evening services, which were made short because of the program following. Ills subject was, "The Un avoidable Christ." WHY IMMIGRANTS GO HOME Various faunea Make the ICxodaa One of Uncommon Pro portion Kxceptlng the after-panic year 1908, when emigration from thJa country whs ltM.OOu mare than Its Immigration. V'U will show the emaJlest net for eign addition to our population for many years. Up to December 1 the arrivals In New York were 781,068, departures 4Hti,7!H; and In December the departures ere exceeding arrivals by many thousands. Only within recent years have the fed eral officials sought to keep accurate figures of emigration, but the process of ebb and flow has always existed since fast steamships began plying. Alarmists who have pictured the dangers of Immi gration have often blundered by consid ering the gross figures only. In the deo ade 19)1-10 Immigration rose to the enor mous total of 8,796,000; but the net gain from this source was much smaller than the natural Increase through births. The heavy exodus this year Is In part due to slack work. Building activity' has fallen off slightly. Railroad work Is proceeding elowly for financial reasons. Hut the custom among our foreign-born residents of taking a flying visit home is growing Irrespective of lack of "work. This year a special cause exists Tn the war In Tripoli, of which students of fig ures have not taken sufficient account. Some thousands of Italians have gone eastward hoping for a chance to fight; but a much larger number who had been planning to go back "some time" have seized the present occasion, when politi cal differences are forgotten ,. and when the entire peninsula is in a patriotic festival spirit over "la terzu Italia." New York World. Old Una-Hub Humor. One of the' stories told by Mr. Spencer Leigh Hughes In his speech In the House of Commons Is that of the small boy who was watching the speaker's procession. "Who, father, Is that gentleman?" said the small boy, pointing to the chaplain. ' That, my son," said the father, "is the vhaplaJn of the house." "Does he pray for the members?" asked .he small boy. The father thought a minute, and then laid: "No, my sun; when he goes Into he house he looks around and sees the nembera sitting there, and then prays r the country." Cardiff Mall. (MM SOAP SHAVING STICK For Tender te d Men The medicinal andjemollient properties of Cuticura Soap Shaving Stick r&l render it in- m dispensable for men who shave twice daily and a necessity for those subject to redness, roughness and other irritations of the skin. No mug, no soggy" soap, no germs, no waste, no loss of lime or money. DIRECTIONS. Dip thavine brush in K J hot water and with it moutea beard. Hub end of Sharing Btk k lightly over rjTnnv moistened surface. Wet brush again ll JJr' D0' ter and make rich creamy PV lathuf on face, and shave. In Nickeled STlCl bz " stored or by mall, 2Sc., with l - a liberal (ample of Cuticura boap and Ouitmcnt and 32-p. Skia Hook. AdCrekS "Cuucuft," Dept. ell, Dcatoo. WHO REAP BENEFIT OF PLAN Extension University Business Course Aid for Those Who Need It. FREE SCHOLARSHIPS FOR MANY No K.lpenae Attached to Plan Kteept .Nominal Fee for Mchilirhl, and lllanka Appeared In Snntlnr Iter. From, general Indications It is concluded that The T'.ee'a educational offer along practical business lines, as announced In Sunday's Issue, lit once struck n respon sive chord In the minds of business nx-n who believe In and advocate the t rai ni lit: In business that H afforded by some of the largest universities. The successful business men of Omaha, as well as of other cities and towns In this section, who have fought their own way to the top and well earned their positions and stnndlim In the business world, are the ones who know from ex perience that there I no "royal road to the presidency." These, too, are the men who know the great difficulty experienced in all lines of business, to secure com petent men who tan help them to plan and execute men who have the right knowledge and ability t meet today's business requirements. Knilnmetiient for l'laii. It was from some such men that The Fife's offer h:is already received hearty endorsement and It Is satisfaction to know that The Dee's educational offer In the business administration course of tho l.aSallH Kxtenslon university, has made such a favorable Impression timuuh' the leading business men of Omaha. Ilefore tho I.aSalle university introduce. 1 this practical and successful extension method of tmlnlng In business organiza tion, management, accounting and fi nance. It was necessary for one to give up his position for at least two years to attend such resident Institutions as Yale, Harvard. Dartmouth and similar colleges having a department devoted to commerce. No Possible for Some, To the active man In business, this was seldom possible, not so much on account of the expense Involved, but the loss of time from business. This offer nTfords such men the opportunity to obtain a firmer grasp of the fundamental or un derlying principles and practlco of mod ern scientific business methods. The many advantages of this course in business administration, embrace some thing of great value to the banker, the broker, tho advertising man, the crrdlt manager and all men In business and are priceless to the young business man, who Is anxiously and earnestly looking for ward to a position of responsibility where men are drawing substantial salaries for their executive knowledge and ability. Assistance from lice. The Dee will gladly give assistance to anyone who wishes advice as to whether he should take up this course. If he will write to the educational department ex plaining the duties his position involves, The Itee will gladly investigate his case and give him all necessary advice. The course Is Intended for men occupying executive positions, department heads and those In line for promotion. While these scholarships are compli mentary to the first satisfactory appli cants, The Bee has a written guarantee from the La.Salle Kxtenslon university that each shall entitle the holder to the regular and complete two-year coarse In business administration, and the confi dential business service without any abridgment whatsoever. The Bee, further, has arranged with the university that the necessary standard text matter and course lectures may be obtained through this offer at a nomtal cost. The LaSalle university is recog nized among business men as the leading Institution of Its kind In this country. Connected with it In various capacities are some of the most able and success ful business men and university profes sors In the country and It Is under such men that those who obtain these scholar ships will receive their training in busi ness administration and business advice and counsel. What la to Be Hone, In order to reserve a scholarship, write at once to The Omaha Bee, giving nnme, age, position held, name of firm and ad dress written plainly, simply stating you are Interested and desire further infor mation. In perfect fullness to all, The Bee will number each application as re ceived and respond to them In regular order as promptly as possible. Kvery application will receive the same atten tion and consideration, but as tho num ber la strictly limited we advise prompt ness in writing for fall particulars. Four Arrests Made On Eve of New Year The w ii kcl of Omaha brounht the , ar I'dl to a righteous prroratlon, the d fori e of the police department being un called to make a single an est and the li ght forec twinging only four to prison. The worst crime on which the P'U cur tain fe'l was that of Joe Mct'ool, who evicted his wife from his home, a covered wagon at Forty-second street and Hed mond avenue. Mrs Mct'ool went to neighbors for avmpathy and the netuh hors called the police, who arrested Mc t'ool. Mct'ool contended he was innocent of wi'iing'dolng. The other three arrests were of men who would have It nndei stood that their dislike for the aipia chariot obsessed tin m to the last. CHEERS FOR WATER WAGON AFFAIRS AT SOUTH OMAHA New Fire Hall Will Be Opened Early in the Year. WATER MAINS WILL BE LAID lli'ln llio t ho tnanrn Hurry t all that Mini Is Demi In Motel Itoom I'loils piiMiiicnt Is Only Locked. WORK CON GAME0N PARSONS Mnch Married Couple SprlnR ItoKiia Checks anil iet Ana)' With the I bangr, A thrifty New York couple has been solving the problem of living by devot ing at least half the time to the pleasant pursuit of getting married. I'p to date they have entered the nuptial state thirty times, and if the authorities don't come up with them they bid fair to capture the long distance elysian isweepstakes, and break the record now held by Nat Good win or Is It Kid McCoy? As chronicled In the veracious dis patches from New York, it Is the habit of this pair to splice up two or three times a day. Karh time the bashful hus band hands the officiating clergyman a ( heck for $0, and being by no means lost to all sense of frugality because of his happiness, he asks In change tin In real money. Of course, the money Is good, and the checks are bad, and the trusting parson if left, so tu speak, holding a col lection plate with a button In It. There are two morals tu this truthful account of the newest get-rli h-iiulck combination. With Hen) and Sioux Fulls and Chicago and Detroit Judges working overtime unraveling t tirelessly tied knots snarled up l,y the pieaohers, It is no more than poetic Justice that the gentlemen of the (loth themselves be stung now and then; and if they be taught to exerc.se more care In making Mary John's wife while they wait, to .'cout around among the neighbors a f it and ask a few questions before the? put the curse on, will not the effect be bene ficial? As for the high cost of living In terfiling with marriages, that theory Is now exploded. On the contrary, the pinch of necessity is the greatest a d Cupid Jias devised since the Invention of drop-stitch stockings. At labt a way has been found to make matrimony financially self-sup-ning. and to put Mr. Mendelssohn's m ddliig march on a paying basis. aah ii blon Dost. A Sadden (ullaae f t'laiach, liver, kidneys an, bonds is ii. .si surely ireverited with lilecttlc iu tho safe reguUior. iu cuu fur ..ile by Beaton Drug O. It has been leurnid that the new fire hall at Tw cnty-sovtnth and Madison would be opened early In the new year. This Is the second hall to be opened within the last twelve months and there Is a general feeling of satisfaction at the Increase of fire protection. The delay in opening the new hall Is due to the fact that as et no water facilities have been provided for It Recently the city council In a resolution instructed the Omaha Water coic.panv to lay mains and Install Indrants contiguous to fire hall No. .'i at Twenty-seventh and Mailisin and Twenty-seventh nnd Monroe streets. Chart's Collins, local superintendent of the water company, later reuuested the mayor to Issue more specific instructions for the laying of the water mains. The order was at once given to the water company to proceed under the supervi sion of City Kngineer i loorge Hoberts. The work will be pushed without delay and is expected to be completed within a couple of weeks. The opening of the new hnll will mark the fifth addition to the local fire force. Recently the efficient work of the local department in controlling the Cudahy fire and the ij street viaduct fire won com mendation from all sides. City Clerk Frank Good litis returned from a trip to Chicago, where he Is understood to have held a conference with Specr ,t Co. relative to the bonds about to be Issued by the city. Accord hut' to the mayor, with whom the city clerk had a conversation on the matter after his return to the city, progress Is being made with the examination of tho bond histories asked for by Speer & Co. F.arly this morning the mayor, city clerk and city treasurer will meet nt the executive offices to get out the remaining parts of tho bond histories. Man Wasn't Dead. Iietectlve Andrew McGuIre was ensconced In bis favorite chair at the police station Saturday night discoursing to his comrades and reporters on great truths of life when the telephone at bis elbow began an insistent buzz. "Man dead In a room at the Grand View hotel," said an excited voice. "Send a policeman." Hurriedly McGulre buttoned up his coat and rushed away In the teeth of the wintry blast. "Who's dead and where Is he?" queried the officer. of the night clerk. The clerk handed the detective a pass key and led the way to a room occupied yesterday morning by O. K. Cowan. Hat in hand and with reverent tread the officer approached tho bed of the late deceased, only to find that Cowan had taken French leave after having carefully locked his door and omitted to return his key. Fpon his return to the station the big officer buried himself in some musty rec ords and refused the kindly ministrations of the police and reporters. Nulesiiien lletire. When midnight marked the close of 1911 last night the resignation of Harrison F. Talmage and Alva Smith became effective and two prominent cattle sales men of the local yards retired from a long connection with the commission firm of Clay-Robinson. 1'revlous to the closing of business Sat urday friends of the two retiring sales men held a convivial farewell function In one of the exchange offices. A number of speeches were made and Mr. Talmage was presented with a valuable shotgun and case, while Mr. Smith received a pair of sealskin gloves. illaule City l.osslp. The birth of a daughter Is reported at the home of Mr. and -Mrs. Thomas J. Clooney, 1T,; t! street. Attorney A. C. I'ancoast. who lias been engaged In the practice of law under the llrm name of Muvilock A.- I'ancoast, tins withdrawn from the firm In order to open offices In c. nulla." Mr. I'ancoast will continue to reside In Hjutli Omaha. N. C. Thiey, agifl li"' years, died yester day morning ot debility at bis home. Thirty-fourth and I streets. He Ih sur vived by bis wlfo and ono daughter, who resides. In Toledo, o. No funeral ar i ung. -merits will be made until word is had from Toledo. Judge and Mrs. V. C. Caldwell enter tained Saturday night at their home. Thirty-sixth and tj streets, in honor of the fourteenth birthday of their son, I'atrick Junior. About fifty boys ami girls enjoyed the enrilng and added their felicitations on the auspicious occasion. Friends of Karl Wilson, who recently recover.-' from a serious illness In the South Omaha hospital, are grieved to learn of the death of bis sister, Miss liny Wilson, at Sidney, la. Both Mr. Wilson and bis sister recently were con fined to the local hospital with lphuld fe ver. Robbers broke Into the saloon of Frank Kncverage nt Twenty-fourth and W streets Sattirdav night and obtained a small amount of money and goods, lie. teetive John Zaluiidrk and Officer John Cashcn aiich4it Otitch Kroner, George Mother and Frank Kliisan on suspicion of being connected with the deed. The men assert their innocence. Mayflower hive No. Indies of the Macc-abees, has elected the following officer for the ensuing year: Rose Itvan. commander' Bridget J. Byrnes, HeiiteiiHUt commander; Millie Good, past com mander; Jennie Martin, record keeper; Mai-v Kelly, finance auditor: Margaiet l-'arrell. chaplain; I.ouls,. 11,'ipieie, ludv-at-urms: Inline Martin, sergeant; Brtdket Byrnes, sentinel; Susan Cassldv. picket; Agnes I.. inning, official prompter; TUIlM I.'onovan, musician. The key to success in business Is the ji.daicus and pers.ttent use of newspaper u t I tU-lllg. llonet, "And then-" said I irinynt rude, pausing. "Ve.i, and then'.' ' exclaimed Gwendo line. "He asked me If I bad ever been kissed before " Gwendoline gave a gasp of com passion. "h, oii poor darling." she cried. "How aw kwaid. i if course, you uald er-n.,? ' 'Dear Gwendoline." said Krm ntrode i.'iising her righteous eves to those of tier ('iinip anion, "do you not know that hoi, esty is my Ideal virtue, and that I could neyer tell a fal hood " Do von imm I that the truth Is darer to me than all : el-e?" "Yes. I know," whispered Owendol ne. pressing her friend s hand. ' l:at tint ou say?" "I said." replied Gwendoline, returning the pres-ure "Oh. Clarence, il0W ,an J ou uk'.'"-Chicago t-iMt. Annual Cruise Starts Under Most , Favorable Auspices at Midnight. I PASSENGER LIST BIGGEST EVER Omar Khaam llnrnril In Kf f lay I'RKscnarrw thont tnhrnscr lluxh, llndnrUrr and W nrabaraer. Amid chens and cries of "Hon voyage!" from countless thousands the good old water wagon, icpalred, repainted, and re modeled, weighed anchor and set out on its annua! cruise jcsivrjtay morning at IJ o'clock. , It whs a sight never to be forgotten when the iicblo old cart got under way. It was a sight to thrill the most phleg matic heart. Never before In the wagon s history had their been such a huge pas senger list. There were thousands on I board. So large was; tho crowd that rid ing the wagon was positively uncom fortable, yet not a passenger showed the least disposition to give up his Seat. For several days prior to the beginning of the cruise passengers had been getting aboard, having declared that there are advantages. In taking a flying start. Yes terday tin u.-an Is seeking passage crowded the wharf nil day and a steady stream of swearers-off marched up the gangway. Iy H ilt) everv available seat was occu pied and thousands who could not get seats were standing or clinging to the sides ef the old i art. Some even were standing on the hubs of the wheels. Many disappointed persons arrived too late to secure passage, there being not a single unoccupied Inch of space on tho cart. They were advised to run along behind. The passage committee said some of the voyagers are likely to fall off within a day or two and others will be permitted tci take their places. Formality Dispensed With, There was little formality In connection with the beginning of the cruise. Joe Itutler, driver of the wagon, was sworn Into office and his bond approved with llghtnlng-Uke rapidity. He made a hi lef address In which he thanked the pas sengers for the honor bestowed upon him and said he would drive to the best of his ability. Copies of the rules nnd regulations were distributed among the passengers. Any person found to havo brought lliiuor on board will be thrown off the wagon at once. No one shall tell of bis experiences before he got on the wagon unless he does so with the purpose of showing how much happier he Is since he began riding. Hot He of Milk Smashed. At a given signal a bottle of milk was smashed over the tongue of the cart and it set sail. The cheering was deafening. Whin It subsided the wagon had pro ceed an hour on its way and faintly there came to the watchers the songs the pas sengers were singing. It seems that in order that none might be blue at the start the rules bad been suspended and tho passengers had been permitted to In dulge In Bongs of other days days when they did sailing of a different sort than water wagon sailing. The breeies car ried the strains of "Down Where the Wursburger Flows," "Fnder tho An houser Husch," "Hudwelser's a Friend of Mine," "Down In the City ot llooze," "Well, Weil Take Just Ono More Kittle Drink and Then We'll All Oo Home," "Here's to Good Old Yale. -l)rlnk Her Down," "But In the Morning," "Give I's a Drink, Bartender," "Nobody Knows How Dry I Am" and "Ah, Kill the Cup." At about l:il0 o'clock a column of snioKe was seen to rise from the wagon. Omar Kliayam was being burned In effigy. The members of the funnel gang had orig inated the Idea, which quickly had been taken up by the alcohol association and other organizations. One Wblff Wan linouali. All reports for customs Inspection were heuten 111 1'ensa.cola harbor the other day, when the revenue cutter drew up along side the schooner Fenn, Just In from Irkysprlcna. Iceland. It brought fish for fertilizer, and fish, for fertilizer, It will be understood, is not kept on lee. Herring guano, It Is called, but that Is unjust to guano. The officers waited Just lor; enough to learn how to spell Irkysprlcna and fled for the shore. If any misguided person wishes to smuggle diamonds, a fishguano schooner from Iceland bound for a warm climate la Just the vehicle. This Is said to be the first vessel from Iceland entering a gulf port. Springfield Republican. Omaha Gets New Branch Mouse for Goodyear Tires At 2212 Farnam Street We have opened a new branch store at this address. Here after this will be the headquarters in this vicinity for enthusiasts on Goodyear Tires. Here we carry a full stock of Goodyear Tires and accessories. Here we render Goodyear Service - The same service the same considerate treatment, help aid advice you would receive were you to tfo ritfht to our factory. Sorxlee In Service in Goodyear Non-Skid Tires Goodyccvr Motorcycle Tires (hone wonderful white tires (lint do nwny with skidding. 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Arrives Jacksonville 8:30 a. m. Second morning Chicago to Jacksonville, Rprvimr Kri.nU f:i In tt Through morning before reaching Train Jacksonville. Dining Cats iiiii serving all meals. A dnyllidit ride from Cincinnati to Crmttnnooua. Lookout Miiunl.iin. tlnoutfli the l.iuc t.r.iss Section ot Kcritucky.ua Hie train that inakeu the quikktbt lane, NewYorkfentral Lines Itig Four Route in connection with the Quren & Crescent Route and Southern Railway For tickets and all information ask your local agent, or call on or address Omaha Office: 323 City National Hank Bldfi. J. S. Willi-hranrts General Auunt I'uskuiutcr i artment ' iy lrMIIMtnii'! KM! -J Free Land Siiiormaiion The Twciitii'th (Vntury l';inncr, 1o meet tho demand of its leaders i'or land information, lias gathered and compiled data on soil-., climate and farminsr conditions in all parts of the 'oiintry. t is willim? to ive out this information, free, if postage is sent with inquiry. Do You Want to Know Ahout government hind laws, location of land of fices, etc. How to get irrigation lards, location of projects, laws governing same, etc. iJest sections i'or fruit growing, genernl fanning, Mock liiising or dairying. Your questions will get prompt attention, fttnto plainly and specifically what you want to know. Write, Land Information Bureau The Twentieth Century Farmer Omaha, Nebraska M