TUB OMAHA SUNDAY UKE: DlXTOMHEn 31. 1911. The Omaha Sunday Bee. for n r r. n byf.ivar FTr o sewTTFk k - VH'TOR H iPKWATER. EH I TOR, I' KB Bl 11. PINO. FA RN A M AND 17TH. KnterKl at umiht postofflc second fin m Her 1 . iEHM or (JI DCCRIPTION. Buriflay Ho, one year...,.., U11 fattuvley F, year II Dally le (without Bunda), one year too Daily He and Sunday, on year a.0 HELIVEREI) HT CARRIER. Evening Bee twlth Sunday), per m o...2. Iially Ilea (Including Sunday). per mo. Wo Dally Rf (without Sunday). per mo... c Aadresa all rnmplalnta or Irregularis la delivery to ritv ''Imitation Dept. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft.eapreai or postal order, payable to The Rm Publishing company. Only l-cent ilimpi re reived in payment cf amah accnunta. Ft-raonal check., a. cpt on Omaha and eaatcm excnange, not ecepted. orrirES. Omaha The He Building. South Omaha 23l N. t. . . Council Bluffe ' Poott 8L Lincoln M LittI Building. Chicago IM Marquette Bttlldlng.- .... Kanaat Cliy Reliance Rulld'ng, New Tora-M Wet Thirty-third. Washington-?' Fourteenth St.. 'N.' Vt. irRRE8PONrENCE. Communication relating to nw end tdttorlal -Tnarter ahould be artdreeeed Omaha Pee; Frtlforfal Department: KOVEMHF.R CIRCULATION. 50,573 t'tato tf Nebraska, County of Douglas. : Dwlght , WIIMama. circulation manager of the Be Publishing company, heirs liuly .worn, aaya that the average dally circulation, lee. apnllad. unuaed and re turned coplea, for tha month el Novsm br, Itll, vii 60.S7S. , DWIHHT WILLIAMS. . :circulatton Manager. Sih.cTlbed In my presence and .worn ta fcefore m tbl Cth day of December, 1J1L aol) - ROHHKT HUNTER. .. - Notary Publlo. WrIWn leaving; the city tf pom rllr ahoald re Tata De Mailed y te the. AS " , .'111 ' raai4. . 3 i Goodbye. 1911! - JTest$lrls, Jt's to be a Leap year. To be sure, some who are for peace still prefer to fight for it. s 'What'a - In , a ; name? atcn w here WV Morgan Suuster lands and tee. . Of coune, this last one to the health of the New Year doesn't count. . Vtth old -man JL E. Morso climb up oo the front seat, next to the driver. . ' ' ? bue . thfni jfr., iryan may ; never hope to become ,1s .the, "four-Time Winner." t . r . ' ' 'The failure of 8uccm Manlne a'g;tnBhow how 'mprh eailtf' It fs'to preach thaa to practice... '. ' ! '' The 'Ideal day In politics U1 be the' day' VHen 'there will, be room at the pl(j,c6i4ter for all. ,. : ;'.rn tuaV'Mjrom; NXearjesol. 4lons.- wbr netJooJcoWthAld onea to seejjof tuany youan.ijae acaiq.;. ' Thieves have stolen 1.000,000 feet" of lumher In - New York.' Another instance of conservation not ronserv- To write 111 required the uae of onTy two numeral -characters.'." That will no happeu agiyln uutU the j-ear 119. ; John Blelow HVed to he, J, bjt at that be did not outlive all the rest ment of "youngeatoldre In ' the tivll war." . ' . : ' The new yabraslta, pardon. Ward must be working overtime, and d Votlnj most of Its attention to "mur derers row." "" ' ' " I Only four Chlcagoans were hanged during the Christmas week, but with the New Year hope Is held out fer I (proveneat. ' ' Speaking, of ' our Vnow"' court bouse, specify which' you mean, the one facing on fr'arnam or abutting on Harney street? y ... ' The-next worst thing that can hap )rt to a jiubllc man Is to hav an gly eld iletter bob up to annoy him t tt wrong time. , 7k Nebraaka Bar aiaociatlon bat rciolute4 for reform. of the courts. H might produce quicker resulta by starting a veforra of the bar. Dr. Mary Walker'e notion that the collar button' la driving men Insane probably . comes from her mistaken idea tbat e.ll meu ait on their necks. ew York anifvrer td 'the New Theater that it did' not caro.o pay for oramattc : education, probably would be th,e .answer of most Amer i Hn eltWs. ' . 1 Evidently Count Bool ' does not want the pope's aanction to his dl vorce half. as bad aa be waau a bit ter pleca or that rapidly dwindling Ooald money. ' JatkJohnou may hardly ask for . hep medal for saving that woman from his auto wheels. If be had not performed aa he did be would have teen arrested. 1 . ' , . iii The aclenUbts wisely bold ' their aociety meetings at Washington dur ing the recess of congress and thus Insure-the IliueJIgbt section of, .the taee. for themselves. . ' i ' " T-" . The more the Intricacies of. 'that Treildentlal preference primary law re Jooked Into the greater the won tier growa at the Umftleas possibllt ttcs tf its uvarvelous n3jchanlsm. t I The Turning: of the Tear. The turning of the year la the sig ns) for ringing out the old and ring ing In the new. At precisely mid night on tbe thirty-first day of De cember an annual milestone of time Is supposed to be passed and a, new stretch of life s highway opened up which will take twelve months to traverse. But the particular day or month from which we count ourselves out of one year Into another is largely arbitrary and imaginary. We count the years, by decades, centuries and cycles, although "there Is ho reason except that of convenience' why we should not count them by dosens or scores. ' 'Tbe durstlon of -the year marks the time consumed . by the revolution of the earth a refund the aun. bnt there la no particular reason why we should' begtn our measure ment at- midnight on tbe thirty-first day of 'December any more than at some other fixed position In the orbit, except that our present calendar has through custom and general accept ance come to govern throughout the civilised world. Each person could with propriety, aa be doea In a degree, begin with his own birth In the reckoning of years. But thst would make practically as many calendars as there are human being's, and none of them precisely alike. Each country and each church could have ita own calendar, as many of them have for' their own uses, or tbe years eould he reckoned, as they once were in 61d-world monarchies, from the accession of the ruling sov erelgn. It was tbe absolute need of a uni form time code to fix passing events apd to define future acta that, has given us a universal calendar, and that is why the turning of the year la celebrated at practically tbe same moment, allowing for distance varia tions, around tbe whole circle of the globe. " Are the Treaties Inconsistent f If. Colonel Roosevelt's article, in the current Outlook is the explana tion of hit attitude toward the pend ing peace treaties, his opposition la based on tbe objection that the ter mination of the Russian 'Passport treaty la inconsistent with our decla. ration In. favor of arbitration of in ternational disputes.- Of course, he uses more trenchant language, for be declare that "It la errant hypocrisy for-'thia nation to aupport tbe amended arbitration 'treatlea at "the same time that, we abrogate the Rus sian treaty, and to do so Is to put this nation In a thoroughly false and discreditable attitude." t " Yet with the most cere'ful reading w.".fe4!.ti catch the point of Colonel, Rdoaevelfa argument of to. aee any thing Inconsistent, much less hypo critical,' In tbe actioa on tbe pan aport treaty and;tbe aegotlation of the pro posed arbitration treaties. - In the passport -rnatter, neither 'Russia nor, the. United States made .any . over tures toward arbitration, but, on the contrary, we merely took advantage of the "cancellation clause,' which' we uld have, utilized at any time Uh or. without any grievance or excuse whatever..! There were supposed to be' mutual td vantages ' to tbe two countries in the Russian treaty, but we came to tbe conclusion,', after years of remonstrances, that, aa con strued and applied by Russia, the ad vantage .were not worth preserving at. the coat, and preferred to wipe the slate 'clean and begin anew or go along without a treaty, as we did be fore 1832. Had there been , sub mission of the points la dispute 'to arbitration at the instigation of either the United Statea or Russia, the cancellation' clause ot the treaty would still, have been open to both parties whenever they might see fit to' withdraw from the' terme of the agreement. What. then, ia there In the denun ciation or termination of the Rusaian treaty that beliea- our desire to achieve world peace by arbitration? If we should voluntarily abandon all bur treaties of trade and Intercourse with all the nations or the earth We could still be sincerely devoted to tbe cause of peace through arbitration, and honeatly ready to submit our difference with other peoples to the adjudication of some International court. College Aeronautic!. A Boston professor predicts, that courses In aeronautics will soon, be established In our universities to teach 'young men the art ' of flying and building airships. Of course, the professor may possibly have mis read the signs ot the time and made a false prediction,' but assuming that be baa not , erred, one my only ob serve that hla Idea ia that"the sub ject will be Justified as a practical application of science. - - .Entirely too much high flying and aeronautics prevail in aome colleges and universities already. This very fact ia the basis of common criti cism. The condition haa been over drawn, of course, by drastic and un friendly criticism, but that there la ground for , unfavorable, comment may not be denied. The average curriculum of higher education to day needs more to be brought nearer the earth than elevated Into the air: it .neeyt to. be roa.de more intimately responsive to the needs ot everyday life than pushed off further ' into ethereal realms. The boys and girls of this country wbo sre fortunate encuth to attend a college or uni versity have about as much use for a knowledge of aerial navigation as a wagon has for the proverbial fifth wheel. They might aa well be taught to build air castles aa air ships or aeroplanes. The spectacular In college educa tion tends to bring into ridicule and contumely tbe very cause of higher education and gives color to the de nunciations or higher educatfon as worthless and useless. A Tear of Philanthropy. The year Just closing exceeds any in history except 1I0 for the giving away ot money for philanthropic purposes. According to the figures recently compiled by the editor ot the New York World Almanac, the benefactions of 1(11 amount to 1110,000,000, while those of 1909 came to $176,000,000. Wbat mo mentous results can be achieved with auch stupendous sums of money! No' one should stoop to Im peach this fine genlua ot. giving by Baying that It, represents the effort of the old man of wealth to square himself to meet the dimensions of the needle's ominous eye. If puts a better bue on life's goodness to say, rather, that every dollar stands for a real desire to help those less able, but willing, to help themselves. The objects of our philanthropy range from small local esses to the great eternal purpose of universal peace, for which Mr. Carnegie aet aside $10,000,000, Measured In dollars and cents. Andrew Carnegie led for tho year and leads for all yeara in this giv ing. . Thus far, at tbe age of 77. he has donated $221,000,000 to public uses, giving away $40,000,000 dur ing the year. ftockereiier s publicly announced gltta this year have not amounted In all to more than $3,000,000, of which 11,345,000 went-to tbe Uni versity of Chicago and $1,000,000 to the Rockefeller Institute for Medlcat Research "in New York, City. : 'The third largeat individual giver was Frederick C. Hewitt, who lett $2,000,000 to the Post Graduate Medical achool and hospital, - and $2,000,000 to the Little Missionary Day nursery, both New York Insti tutions. ', . . ' ' ' ' ' Joseph Puljtier bequeathed more than $2,000,000 to publlo uses. ' Prominent women. were ' large givers to public purpose. Mre. Rua- aell 8age provided $IOQ,000 'for a new dormitory at Cornell university". Among , her other 'donations were IISO',000 to VasBsr 'college,1 1 S5, 60 Q to VTinoeton university and, Hfe 0,400 to - tbe 'New. York i Exchange for Women's Work. ' r - ' .' N..' E. H., Herrltaan gav $600. 000, to the 'hospital .) department ot the Southern i Pacific' 'railroad com pany, 'anT $15S',OOP toYile unlver- ....-''' . Tbo philanthropy -or makes a formidable showing. : r The Strike on Trial. .' Much interest attaches to the gov ernment action against thro rail road strike leaders, wbo are to ap pear, for trial in tbe federal court at Danville,-111., this week. It Is taken as the first move to test the applica tion or the Sherman anti-trust law to labor unions, to determine whether or not a law that haa operated to pre vent monopoly of industry by com mercial and industrial corporations may aUo be no operated 'against labor organlation. Opinion (Hirer's. Labor leaders, of course, bold, as do many political leaders, that unions ot worklngmen and comblnatlona of capital do not stand In tbe same re lation to tbls law. ir. therefore, this case la brought to test the point it is fraught with great significance and may be awaited 'without further at tempt to settle the watte In ex parte fashion. But. aside from this, the strike aa the union's weapon of defense must sooner or later go. Uncertainly Is un successful. It hsaV failed In too many Instances ' to' serve' either the ends ot Justice or the ' purpose ft sought to be pronounced, an unquali fied success. It does' not commend Itself, even to the union man. as any thing better than last report. Irs staunchest exponents dare not argue. thst It Is the best method by, which labor may wage a controversy with the employer. The employe would be as happy us tbe employer, no doubt, to settle disputes some other way than by laying down hla tools and indulging In an indefinite period ot distressing Idleness. The strike I is not at all in keeping with the spirit ot the times. It rejects the principle of amioable arbitration and immediately arrays tho contending partlea in hostility toward each other, which Is tbe best way to pro long the controversy and the poorest way to aettle it. It engenders ill will and vindlctlveness which, aa haa been often demonstrated, too fre quently lead to tragic consequencea. W mayhtever hope to aee tbe day when disputes will not arise between employer and employe, but If indus try Is to keep pace with tbe progress of the dsy it must find a better method for settling tts disputes than by the atrike. cruel In Its character and obsolete in Its application. But. of courae, mutual concession is all that will ever bring this about. Getting: Even ii a Poor Life Pnrpoie The man who lives to punish an enemy has a poor excuse for existing. Getting even, wreaking revenge, is too mean a purpose for a noble life to aet Itself to. No large heart or mind has room, and no life that Is worth while finds space, for such a pssslon. It Is a mistaken notion to Imagine that atrength of character is denoted by Inexorable hate or un yielding vinmcttveness. They are the eigne of a weak character, of small soul. How can elements that corrode and burn and disintegrate at the same time build Op? -That la what tbe elements or tbe passion of revenge and hatred do. They leave the life that harbors and , nurtures them bereft ot substance that waa es sential to growth and development. Lofty Ideals cannot live in an at mosphere that breathes the Incense of sordid purposes. Deeds worth doing never come from a band that devotes itself to such connivance. Thejnan who cannot rlwe above per sonal injury, to say nothing of peeve. Ia too lame a creature to reach a high round of usefulness. All law contemplates aome offense and some pain, and no one Is above law. But law that punishes does not act from tne spirit or revenge. The parent who chastises a child In anger has done worse thaw "spare the rod and spoil the child." That is 'not the purpose or parental oversight. It Is not the purpose of civil law to wreak vengeance, but to visit Justice where it Is due. The state holds no' grudge against the meanest criminal. Why ahould . individuals demand more than the state? Ideal Vacation Weather. Do.VIUle and Mary and Harold and Hortense really appreciate the fine vacation . weather old Santa Claus. brought them? It is a pecu liarly constituted child wbo 'doea not look forward to the Christmaa boll- days with gleeful anticipation of the grand old .winter eporte of eoastln and skating. Omaha children bare certainly, every reason to be de lighted thus, far with their vacation, for the snow , and "' tbe lee' could scarcely be more nearly ideal tor their- accommodation and pleasure. The ponds and the iife&a in ti n.rv. - jr.. and the hills in various sections 6f the cfty have been in rather constant use.'too, and will be until the ut bell rings for school to take up. The temperature -ha beetf- Jnt crisp enough to put: a fine edge on the season and. send. a ruddy glow to the cheek. . 'tWlth y,,. observance', bt natural 'laWa and cleans of "proteo tibS. the, youngJolk should enjoy lh. heal U.lll. .Vll.lLIL.7J . .' - w . uumu n Ha vnjoyiug lug bt Of sports these day. - They who live lri countries where 'such ojd-i fashlohed winter still. come are for tunate, Indeed, for there Is" no more' exhHeratlng,jand .nj0yabls r out-of- aoor pasume and'exefdseHhan skat Ing;d coasting.' it la good for the old aa well, as tbe young, and the grown-ups probably would be richly repaid, to I4W .their! work ' long enough "to, foiiow and then and snare tne youngitere''fua, especially on the ice." Men and women used to skate' mucbmorVthan they do now, but, If they will not avail themselves ot tlie Joya yl ,ldeal winter season the children will and sboutd. The Harvard Boyi. The occaalonaL visit of Harvard, is alwaya a red letter eveo. irThe great university has- been . directl resented 4nv Omaha heretofore by those who speak either for Its educa tional aiue or for ita full mature significance of American citizenship. One recall the Vis'lt to Nebraska not long ago" of- President Charlea W. Eliot, famous la education. In letters, in philosophy, in public affairs, and who has. put a girdle around all lit erature on a five-foot shelf. And one will never forget the more re cent coming and' going of that Har vard exponent of strenuous cltixen shlp. Theodore Roosevelt. These high-brows and men In action rep resent the finished PrOduet of -Har. vard. university. In our own midst dwell also graduates of Harvard ex emplary asvcitixens. Just now we are witnessing undergraduate' life In the inakiug. If not in all its glory, at least in - part, of its effulgence through the visit of the Harvard Olee. Mandolin and Banjo clubs, to bring Omaha In touch with the col. lege at play, or, rather, as-It amuses Itself. While the campaign for earlier closing ., ot retail stores Saturday nights Is to be pushed by the women, tho meu will not stand in the way. If the women can bring themselvea to do all their downtown shopping oerore o clock at night, there will be no Incentive for the men to stick It out longer. . China will not know how to ap preciate Us republic until It advaqcea to the stage where its women de mand the votes under the war cry of "Taxation without representation Is tyranny." Judging by the amount of space devoted to favorable comment. ex Governor Folk continues to bold top place In the Commoner's list of presi dential favorites. Stick a pin here. ' BlooklnBacWard IhbDay InOmalm compiled f rom are. ritr I DEC. 81. Thirty lean Ago In the county court proceedings wtre commenced In the name of tha Omaha aV Southern railroad for the Burlington aV Miaaourl to condemn the river bottom between Parnam and Harney at reel a pre paratory to converting it into depot frounde. Councilman Hank Hornberer received a handeome praeent from Ms employer, Mr. Htephenson, and William Foaae. In the shape of a 123 gold pleoe, on on Id inscribed, "A Happy New tear from Qua to Henry." and on the other side an exact copy of the Koneer Hook and ladder company's medal to Mr. Hom berfer on the occasion of that company's anniversary. Omaha'a oltv treasurer, Kamue! O. Mal lette, died suddenly thla afternoon at his residence, MI0 Burt street, from con tention of tB brain. He was W years eld and wa asaistant storekeeper t the l.'nlon Paclfle ahopa when elected city trasurer In 1879, and bad Juat been re elected. Hla family constats of a wife and two children. Mis Lou eltreet of Council Bluffs haa been spending a few days In Omaha aa the gueat of Mia Claire Rustln. M(a Mella Lehmer left for Detroit With her arueat. Miss Lucy Oennesa, to return the vlelt. The police tonight notified every lUiuor dealer thnt the new Slocumb law wan to b In forco beginning nt mldnltht. Tho office of county treasurer Is being checked tip In anticipation ot the retire ment of Treaaurer Illnea. A. J. Simpson la advertising for the return of a large ahepard dor, black and yellow lea, which has been loat. C. C. Ilouael Is confined to his resi dence by illnees. nev. J. O'Connell, the enersetlc and genial district presbyter of the Proteatsnt Kplacopal church, I in town visiting hla friends, and enjoying a much needed ret. A. J. Patterson manager of tho West ern Union, at Osden, accompanied by his wife, are guesta of Mra. Porter. Hon. J. M. Woolworth returned from Keokuk. Ia., where he haa been ensated In arguing before Judaea McCrary and Love of the United ttlatea court In a very Important suit involving IJ.ono.npO. Twenty Year Ago - William O, Cummlncn of 617 South Six teenth street reported that a burgle r tried to enter his atore by breaking throush a window, but sot nothing. These procured llcenaea to marry on the taat day of the old year: Nye C. Bowen, Cedar Rapid. Neb., and May K. Austen. Omaha; Frank Seeholta and Sadie Ander son. Omaha; Charles Bandwlg and Enger Sknll. South Omaha; Jo'.in W. Lewis, Blair, and Little Green, Florence; I very Thompson and Sarah M. Van Clerve, South Omaha. Abe Lansing, for some time past with tha Dewey Stone furniture store, left for Europe to mak a study of artistic decorating. He was accompanied by his, family, to remain a considerable period. Mr. . Fannt O'Llnn. 'attorney from Chadron, was visiting at the home of Dr. and Mrs. S. D. Mercer. Frank' B. Johnson was a witness In the federal court in the case of tbe Repub lican 1 Newapaper company : anal net the Northwestern Associated Press. He had been a former part owner of the Repub lican : and testified that the Dispatch plant turned in by Major J. C. Wilcox aa part purchase price for tha Republican was worth between 11.000 and 13,000. David W. Lincoln, only child of Mr. and Mra. W, D. IJncoln, 303i California street. died of diphtheria at the ace of t years, Mra. Elisabeth Doughton Reave died at the age of M at the home of her daughter, Mrs. Alfred D. Jones, SOU Wirt street. Bh had been on or the pioneers of Omaha and had enjoyed good health up to the very last, the end coming simply aa the result of old as. Ten Years Ago - The shocking new that Joe Bartley had been unconditionally pardoned from the penitentiary by Esra. P. Ravage, gover nor, ' reached the city. It waa the rov ernor'a New Tear gift to the man, who as state .treasurer, had defaulted in 1 tha sum of over half a million dollars. The governor took up three column of new, paper'space to explain why he let Bartley out. , . , ...... . Omaha closed the year with bank clear ing of 32.M3,S$S and building permits of 11.230.800. ' . ' Mrs. .Jane Allen, grandmother of Allen E. Ooble and Herbert & ' Crane, died at 814 North Forty-first avenue. , A modern fire engine nous at Eleventh and Jackson street was announced aa a New Year gift to the city by Mayor Moorea and the city council.. . The report of .Thomas H. McCague, re ceiver of the Gorman Saving bank, from February 11 to December 28. 101, was ap.. proved by Judge Fawcett of the district court. Joel W. West, attorney for the defunct bank, filed a bill in the court for 13.ioe tor . aervlces. Dr. Frederlok F. Teal," superintendent ot tha Hospital for the Ina&n at Nor folk, waa In the city and he planned on returning . te . Omaha to reatde perma nently February 1. Tha subcommittee of five appointed by the committee of fifteen on tbe consolida tion ot a . greater Omaha, reported It plana. They were for the consolidation of Omaha. South Omaha, Florenc and Dun dee in on city government. The com mittee waa J. M. Woolworth, II. W. Yates. John L. Webster, T. J. Mahoney and J. if. Van Dusen.' v Prwblea fer the New Year. Chicago Record-Herald. During the laat month on or two city counclla have taken up a related matter, that of hash. Ha eh, one I Inclined to think, la a more important concern than mincemeat. The latter la prominent chiefly during the hoUday season, but the for mr la Insistent the whole year through. In such clrcumatancea th standardisa tion of bash should no longer remain a municipal undertaking; It ought to be come a federal one. A Horrible Eaaaaple. Brooklyn Eagle. Lightning Calculator Orlfflth, the pay. etiological wonder, wbo pusated the wla men ot Harvard, ha died of a ruptured blood vessel la the brain. Every boy In the land 1 ready to agree that It wa high tins mental arithmetic bad It hor rible example. Tarred with ta Stick. Pittsburgh Diapetch. England may aot have much te learn aa raswrd punitive xpd1t1e fotaj Na- botb'a vineyard, but ah I under the ra- etralnta of civilisation and Ul find it difficult to stomach a partnership tn tbe killing of women and children. SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. Washington Post: A Boston pastor has laboriously drawn up a v-point scale by which to find out If a baby I perfect. but an easier way Is to ak Its mother. Hprlnrfleld Republican: Arrhblnhnp Ire land celebrated Thursday, December 21, the fiftieth annlveraar of hla priesthood. If it had teen a matter of popular vote hi name would doubtlea have been added te th Hat of cardinal. Baltimore American: A Massachusetts minister has Issued a new set of com mandment for wive. Th women as yt arc allent on th matter, which gives rle to uneaay suspicions that they are retail atlng by formulating another set tor hus bands. ft. Louis Republic: With a minister of th gospel vun to bo brought to trial for murder, a movement 1 In progress In Massachusetts to have th legislature provide for secret hearing In such cases. Is this In the Interest of morality or Is It In defense of crime? Chicago Inter-Ocean: Th Rev, Frank W. Fanford, leader of the Holy Ohost and Us society, gets ten years Iti the fed eral prison at Atlanta for causing the deaths of several persons on the ,'9cln Coronet through failure to provide rro vlslone. AV Intend to be entirely rever ent when w say that this Is the man who diamlased hi counsel on th (.round that his defense wa In God's handj. Geo. W. Ryan, of tha Ryan Jewelry Co., I having his boat put Into order for another trip across the Atlantla to Amsterdam, where he has a contract with diamond cutters to furnish him with another bushel of diamonds. Mr. Happy has the floor for' a twenty four hour spiel. Muohi laborious upper story work in drafting good resolutions may be avoided by appealing to th want ad column. With admirable forethought managers of the local water wagon have engaged experienced soloists to entertain their guests with the soulful melody, ''Oh, How Dry I ami" '; .-r, ; . t ' A certain mysterious party' whose name la pot mentioned' In polite society man ages for a few days a hot corner on pav ing material drawn from the cremator of jrood intentions. !." People Talked About Good Opportunity fpr ; Investment in Substantial Home Industry Tbe condensed milk and Canning Factory that l am erecting at PapU lion, Nebraska, is rapidly nearing com pletion, ,and I am now offering a lim ited amount of Waterloo . Oeamery Co. preferred stock at $100 per share, drawing interest at tie rate of. 7 Per Cent Por Annum . We will guarantee to convert all outstanding stock into cash at the end of three years. ; This investment is bound to be prof itable for the investor and will result in great benefit to the milk industry in Douglas, Sarpy and Washington counties. .This is the first "Evapo rated Milk" factory in the state, of Nebraska. Our brand will be the "Elk horn, Evaporated Milk." . If you are interested send for list of men who have already subscribed and such other information as you may desire. Reference, .First National Bank, Omaha. 1 t Waterloo Creamery Co,, LEZROY CORLISS, Prest. Omaha, Neb. Tou are cordially invited to inspect this plant at any time. k Papillion Interurban linn terminal. J D01HSIIC PLEASANTRLtS. Mlaa Skinny Little lor, would pur dot,' Mta m If I were to'pt Mm? ' Tommy 1 guess he would, ma'am, lie like bone.-Baltimore American. "Walking I the beat exerclae la the world. Mlas Phoebe." 'Indeed. It Is. Mr. Llngerlong. V'hv don t you do more of It?" Chicago Trib une. "Thst young son-in-law cf mine," aall Mr. Cumroi, "aaya I'm unreasonable. Vn1 maybe he's right." "What'a the tronh'" "Before their marriage I objected to hla attention to i ..,,. ,o I'm objecting to hi Inattention.' Washington Star. Mr. Perkins I called on Mr. Unper son yesterday and he ahowed me her oli meter. Mrs. Parvenu Her old-maaters! Dear me, I dUln't know she wa In service.', boston Transcript. Hueband (studying hla wife accounts There are several Item you have not entered hero. Doing- up th furniture, your Mtrdreseer, dentist, trip to the sea, for Instance. . Wife Oh. those all come under "re-, pairs." Buffalo Express. ' - "You ran a great rlak when you'pro-. posed to your fiancee on a mountain gorge." "Why so?" v "Think of th consequence If ahe had thrown you over!" Washington Herald. Mr. Cashlt My dear Mis Grabby.'.'l. wlsii to propese - , . Miss Orahby Oh, my dear Mr. Cashlt, I will accept you Mr. Caahlt But, my dear Miss Grabby, I did not mean to propuso marriage. Miss Grabby My dear Mr. Cashlt, t meant I would except you from my list of eilglblea. - THE DEPARTED TEAR. George 1. Prentice. ' 'Tls midnight's holy hour end silence now la brooding like a gentle spirit o'er The still and pulseless world. Hark! on the winds The bell's uep tones aro swelling 'tts the knell :. . Of the departed year. No funeral train Is sweeping past; set, on the atree-m and wood, With me.ancholy light, the moonbeams rent v ' Llko a pale, spotless shroud; th air is stirred Aa by a mourner's sight; and on yon cloud 'III at f Inula so still and placidly -through heaven. The spirit of the seasons seem to stand Young RprlnK. bright Bummer, Autumns solemn form, And Winter with lis aged locks and breathe. In mournful cadences that come s.broad Like th far wind-harp' wild ana touch - Ing wall, -A melancholy dirge o'er tho dead year, Gone from the earth forever.' . i . ,'. . 'Tls a time .. i : . For memory and tor tears. Within 'the s deep. Still chamber of the heart, a specter dim. Whose -tones are like thai wizard's voice of Time . Heard from the tomb of ages, points Its COld . . - . And solemn finger to the beautiful ' -And holy visions that have passed awaj'," And left no shadow of thlr loveliness r On the dead waste of .life., That .specter lifts. . . . I The coffin-lid of Hope and Joy. and Love,, Ana Denaing mournruny above the pale, Sweet forma that slumber there, scatters dead flowers O'er what has passed to nothingness. Remorseless Time! j.-."v, Merce spirit or the glass ana pcyutef ; what Dower i Can stay him in hla silent edureV, ormelt His iron heart to pity? OV still Ort;"H " He presses, and forever. The proud. Wru, The condor of the Andes, that can soar a Through Heaven's unfathomable depths, . or brave . t : i The fury of the northern hurricane j . And bathe hla plumage In, the. thunder s Rome, Furls hla broad Wings at nightfall and .sinks down r - To rest upon his mountain crag but Tiro , iinows not tne weight or sleep or weari ness. ' s, ? And night's deep' darkness has xe chain to Dina . ., , . ... His rushing pinions. ' ' '.' '"''.., 1