(J iilK Hhi;: OMAHA. KU1DAV. DKcKAlHhK . l: L 1. Tlll OMAHA 1)A1LY 1JEE i"of nTk7ii vm vaVi "iiiTs k w aTkr VlTTt lf R H ; W A TK H. KI'IT h" J V K t'lll KIM . KA II N A M ANIIJ .1 1 1 . Kntered Ml t'nialm mtofflce aa nt-ond cl.. matter. TKKMS UK M ItSflUI'TIUN. 8und Hrr. on er 12 VI Saturrtav Hw. nn' mr $1 Ml Pally- Hce mithoiit Sunday), on year. 11 llly Ke and Smidav, one venr i.M I'KI.IVKRKM HY CARRIKR. I'venlna Hce iwlth Sunday). er mo...i Ilallv lire (Including; Sunday), per nio.Rhc Pallv Hp (without Sund I, per mo... iV Aridre. all complaint or IrreaularltleK In delivery In "M v Circulation lept. HKMITTANCKH. Remit hv riraft, expre or pnatal order, pa M tile to The Bee Puhllhln cntnpany. Only 2-ecnt Mampa received In pevment f irriK II account, l'emnnal nhe k. ex cept on Omaha and eautern exchanje, not accepted , OKKK'KH. )maha-The He- Hullrtln;. South Omnha-?"l N. St Council Kluff. 15 Scott Ft. Lincoln: Utile Bulldln. Chicago l.'tx Mnrnm lte Biillrtlna;. lana Cltv tennoc Huiklln. New York;; M Thirtv-lhlrd. Wahln.tin 725 Fourteenth St., N. W. ( "Uli r.Kg VONl'KNCK. Cnmmuiilcallnn relatina; lu new and eattorlHl matter almuld lie addreeed Omaha Ree. KdHorlal Pepartment. NOVKM HKTl CIRC11.ATION. 50,573 Ftate of Netiraeka. Cnuntv of Pour. : pwlBht William, circulation nianaaer rif the Ren ruhllahina; company, helna fitly ewnrn. tlat the aver dally rlrculntlnn. la apolled. u mined and re turned copies, for the month (if Novem ber, 1911. G".R7i. HWinilT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In mv presence and aworn to tefore me this 6th dav of December. Kill. (Seal) ROBERT lll'NTKR. Notary I'ubllc. Kab.rrlher learl the city temporarily ahnl4 have The nee mailed to them. Addreaa Trill be chanced aa often aa reqaeated, Uo It now. - Cougres is calmly in session. The Iowa idea at Washington Just now is how to apportion the pit). ; Mr. Uryan's annual massaga to congress appears in the Commoner Urst. Kverjr knock Is a boost, especially it it does not hit you on top of the liosd. ; Nominations for commissioner ara 1111 open. Come on in. The game ) getting good. t The happy wife makes a poor auffrs telte. aahlnstnn I'oet, . That's a clincher. I Dots the Hew president of the Standard Oil take over Frit Gates, Mr. Rockefeller's almoner? , j Now we know the spirit of democ traoy la alive In China. The rebels t are ngn I It is era fighting among themselves. not hard to Imagine what IJnk Stcffens would get if he ever - i ame up before Judge Dordwell. ! Dr. Lyman Abbott, who Is still ed i J tor of the Outlook, urges the senate I lo ratify the Taft peace treaties. , The worst of it Is that the law's entity on the McNamaras fall hear est on the aged mother in Cincinnati. : . What a rustling of feet there must iiave been in the Ananias club when ' Ir. Wharton Barker suddenly ar rived. If our Congressman Loberk has ly Influence, congress will at least iiol )ld on till the base ball season ; ens. ; Prof. P. O. Hclden of Iowa gets in "Albert Hubbard's lint of twenty greatest men, even If George Wash Jlugtbn does not. One somehow gets the notion from Ihe returns that the people of Los 'Angeles did not want Job Harrlman , for their mayor. - f. Champ Clark says he cannot ex press an opinion on the president's uietMtage until he 4tas time to digest ) it. And then It probably will choke lim. The hotel cleiks would have con ferred a favor oq the' world at large ' if they had finished their discussion as to the adaptability of woman for the position of "greeter." , The early bird in the Nebraska pri mary race may not run away with the v I flic, but his action emphasizes the (act that the primary will be held In April, and not la August." ; Neither Alf. Henry Iewls nor El bert Hubbard Included himself In bis list of twenty greatest men. Mr Carnegie ought to recognize that ith a couple of modesty hero prize. Nebraska farmers could have told the congressional Investigating com inlttoe several years ago all that Is jiow being disclosed by Colorado wit liesaca concerning sugar beet raising. ; With ell the rrcat training he had lad. Mr. Taft Bow thinks that he l;e!cd more to fit him for the mul tifarious duties of the presidency feuch a thought of himself never oc- , t prred to Wr. Bryan. The alliance between Mayor "Jim tti A. C. ShjUlixibrrger Is a yp'.endld jleulmoniaJ to the power of William J. P7b In tiu matter of solidifying Was o-PiAfi&hm. DlaJlke far Hrysu is . plvml ik only txuumva gramrid the j j iv.lty luayar and the former gov ' termir live btdwa-un fl'rna, Bringing Bmtia to Time. President Taft still believes in the possibility of bringing Unssla to a recognition and observance of the treaty of 1S.12 and, evidently from bis foreign affairs meRaage to con gress, deprecates the advisability of proceeding as. yet to abrogate that compact, lie i.ays the State deport ment is In negotiation with the Rus sian foreign ' ministry to effect a "clearer' understanding and con struction . of the treaty" and the "modification of any existing RubrIhu regulations depriving our citizens of their rights under the Iresty," ad ding: I believe that the governmrnt of Rua.ila la aridreaalng Itaelf eeiloiiKly to the need of chana-lng the preitent practice under the treaty, and that sufficient progress ha been made to JiiHlIfy the continuance of theee conference in the hope that there may noon be removed any Justifies- tlon of the complaints of treaty violations now prevalent in this ounti). The president Is. of course, im pressed with the spirit and purpose of such demonstrations of protest against Kussian Intolerance and infi delity as wero voiced in that Carnegie hall niHsg meeting by representative citizens of this country, and he can not be Insensible to the perfidy of Russian diplomacy, so that this mes sage at this time Is fraught with weighty significance. Since the ne gotiations with Russia are on It seems that they should be allowed to run tbelr course in the hope of pro ductive results. Yet In any new transaction with Russia the United States must be guided by its past ex perience with that nation. That ex perience has been, particularly In the rase of this treaty, all promise and no performance by Russia. We have little business continuing the treaty In force without positive knowledge that It Is. going to amount to some thing, that Russia means to live up to Its obligations and our rights under the compact, a thing It has utterly and defiantly Ignored for nearly half a century. It seems to us that President Schurman of Cornell In that New York mass meeting put the Issue rather patly In these few words: It Is we, ouraelvea. and not RuRiila, that stand before the forum of the world on a cliarse of infidelity to our own princi ple and contempt to otir own rltlsenshtp. If there Is no other way of vindicating our honor, then I say let the treaty be abrogated. That la unanswerable. Doubtless, however, that Is exactly what J'resl dent Taft has la mind in wishing to consummate this final effort at en forcing, treaty obligations. The ques tion has been raised, Suppose the treaty Is abrogated, then what? Well, we at least have our national honor left and are la a better position to look all our own , cltUensl and the world In the face, knowing that, If we cannot compel Russia to observe Ita sworn duty with respect to Amer ican citizens under a treaty, we can, at least, prove that we are no longer, under the terms of a solemn compact, a party .to aucb perfidy. Abrogating the treaty, even with Its Impllcatloa of denying similar rights to Russian subjects over here, may not give us all we want, but It will give us out-self-respect and our honor and set a very stern object lesson to Russia. Time for Sober Speech. ' On the heela cf the news that the McNamaraa had acknowledged the guilt of their diabolical crimes, a scurrilous-printed sheet was circu lated In which, among other similar anarchistic utterances, appeared this; To hell with the courts. To hell with polities and politician. When vapid Intellects emit such dangeroua doctrine, Is It not time for eminent men to talk less of the treachery and chicanery of courts and Judges and restrict even their denun ciation of other officeholders chosen by the people? Enough has trans pired in this country of late to warn men of law-abiding sense against the tendency of extreme condemnation of public men and authority, and partic ularly of the Judiciary. No one need forego Jils right of fslr and sane crit icism, but unless men of influence, men whose words are listened to, of perronal following, are guarded in what they aay, there hi little ground for scolding the crank or crook for w hat he may say or do. Cry for More Irrif ation. A commanding cry comes from the National Irrigation congress, in ses sion at Chicago. It is a cry lor more actual Irrigation and not so much for the machinery of irrigation. The complaint is made that bureaucratic redtape has obstructed the flow of water, and therefore retarded the set tlement, or land in portions of the west, where needs and conditions are ripe ror development. Thhj is a matter or considerable im portance and should be put up Imme diately to the proper authorities at Washington, ir the machinery Is out or kilter, ir It Is clogged with an overplus of bureaucratic teal, the ad ministration probably will lose little time In correcting conditions, but t is not surprising that In the detail operation of auth a complex system as that of reclamation obstacles of this sort should arise and be kept quiet for a t!m?. Nearl C.000.000 acres of lanl sre available tor Irrigation where there are no jwtilera; it is said. Wrtainly this tfbonlal VUt 1- .and If thia ia aa a '-curate mMincann or ia i'iw it la high tin- U imi pubJitiy airwd. There is n Urn ia rh grral, w yrk t4 building up thld western country for Idle bureaucracy. Another good point mado In the report of tho 1 rrlnat Ion congress Is that against the fake irrigation promoter. This scoundrel Bhotilil be brought speedily to an accounting for his Imposition, not only upon cer tain crciluioi.s investois, but upon the govern ni;iit. Itself. The Los Angeles Election. The result of the I.os Aneeles elec tion may be interpreted In several ways, the most plausible lissl of ac count Inr for it hcliiK- that th ncmil of that city are not so thoroughly in oculated with social discontent as ap peared at the time of the primary election, when Job Harrlman, the so cialist candidate for mayor, received n vote that seemed to presage his ul timate election. Not even the social ists, themselves, claimed that all the votes cast for Harrlman were reels- ternd by members of the party. By far the greater portion of tho Harrl man vote came from that Vlempnt nf society who seized that opportunity to express dissatisfaction with certain conditions that prcVail In Los An geles, or sympathy, with 'organized labor. Tho labor unions of Is An geles voted for Harrlman as a protest against the policy of certain An. geles citizens, whose influence largely nominates the affairs of the commu nity. This was don without in any way committing tiie organized labor movement of the United State to th program of .the socialist party, and was so understood and accepted by political students. The result of the election may ,be accepted as Indi cating that the voters of Los Angelos were content with the protest regis tered at the primary and did not care to go to the extent of turning the af fairs of the city over to the cmitmi of the radical element represented by iisrnmnn. Beyond this Is the further fact that a condition exists in Los Angeles which still requires careful attention on the part of the neonin nf that city. Tho election on the outside hna tin special significance. It was watched wan great interest becauso of its close connection with the sensational developments In tho McNamara case, but It wa only an eDlsode in th combat between the friends and foes or organized labor In tho "Cltv nf th Angels." What effect the disclos ures or the last few days will have on the future of this unfortunate strife is yet to be determined, but thore Is reason to hope that the extremists on both sides will be sent to the rear and that the recent events will have some direct Influence In bringing about an adjustment or the differ ences between emnlover and - - va ill Ployed that have made Los Angeles notorious ror the last fev years. The Increase in the floating debt of the state is not an indication that Ne braska's resources are Insufficient to take care or the expenses of main taining the Institutions or the com monwealth. It merely means that the legislature made, appropriations without providing. revenue to meet them. ' Champ Clark says ror Jhree years he has labored for democratic har mony. "Prepare to stand aside." "Let Littleton get off the steel com mittee." "Mr. Bryan, as usual, goes off half-cocked.". And see how sig nally he has succeeded. Complaint is made that the Mc Ardle law governing the movement of street cars is a dead letter. , But that is not unique. Several, other dead-letter' laws might be found in even a casual examination of the statute book. Now will be the very best time to get all the legs! obstacles removed from the pathway of the city to pur chase the water plant. If there ia any reason why the bonds may not b Bol(l this is the time to disclose It. Though bis friends may desert him, Clarence Darrow, who Insists he has always given his best ability to organized labor and the poor, says. "I can stand alcne." Propped up by a fee of $50,000, who couldn't? Am mm m Maftutaard. New York FoM. Inasmurh aa Kenator Ktepheion Is over . the verdict of "not guilty but don't do It again," strike him as quite satis factory. Shady Uend'a Ham urts. LmiHjila tKan.) liaiciie. Til Jolly tars of hhady Rend are giv ing a freali demonstration of tho fact that they are bum aporls. Instead of go ing to Jail and taking their medicine, they are trying every possible dodgo to avoid serving their acniences. Krlead lis Slaht. 81. Paul Dispatch. The word cornea front lnjon that the I'nlted Elates has notified Russia that this country will not Interfere to prevent the removal of the American, W. Morgan ghuster. financial adviser to the Persian government. Evidently Mr. Morgan Is not a friend of Mr. Fhaster. " laawr4 Tn.li. New York Financial World. Tt.e annual report of Attorney tlenrraj Wtckereham. which ha Just Wu sub mitted to tbe prmldMit rhows that during the year the department cxjJIectcd $.t0,. Vtt in flnt which had Uu aed by th courts, mostly attains ih im.i. and otbor offender agaUrot the 8nrman law, itoim has more thaa U1 the who'e expenses rtT the 6rtinnt, the altoruey SfaeraJ ). Ja (he prerkius year the urtylty was aJimwt as great as tn mil. hma Uw iu.i'11'U lu Tinea wcr :,im,0ii pjookin Backward r COMPILED rWOM BFf. TILES " Thirty Years Ago- A pleasant company of Omaha poon'e went to 1'lattamouth lo attend the f'latlnmoutli IVard of Trade banquat. Through' the courteey of Treasurer J. O. Taylor of the R. A M , a -special car was attached to tho regular train, furnishing a more comfortable conveyance than the ordinary' conchc. The party Included Mre. Henator' Kuutidera. Ml . Jlamle HaundnrM, MIhs Mae Wood, Mia Jeaale (."routine, Mls nurlelgll. judge E. P. Dundy, Marshal Rlerhower, United Ktatei Attorney I.smbertaoh, Superintendent Itoldrege, Idr. TSylor, W. A.' Redlck and John L. Webster. Frank Mayo opened an engagement at Boyd's playing "Vlrglnius." Familiar name In til support arc tieorge Honl face, Mr. Ji. L. Davenport and Mls Clancy. The Omaha City MKlnn will hold a C'hrlntmas celebration Tuesday, Decem ber IT. at the RaptlHt chuicli. Mr.' K. Van Tuyl, formerly agent of the ICrle . railway at Rlnghamton, N. V,, has accepted tho position of tax agent of tho 11. ,M. road. The excavation for the cellar of the new court house Is In progress. The whole 'block will Imv surrounded by a board fence, eight feet high, to exclude the irtiblle. "The Omaha Bourd of Trail's are in search of xultable rooms', having, given up their former location. What they should have Is a building, both for the necessities of the board and an establish ment of a chamber' of commerce." ' "" For Viti Earnest Workers, Mrs. MV. J. Mount, president, and Miss M. J. Tru land, secretary, express thanks to those who contributed to their annual dinner. Oeorgo It. Jewel t Is back from Sidney. Dr. Htone. president of the Plate Medi cal association, has gone to Lincoln. Mrs. W. n. Wood, In the Masonic block, announce that she ha mssquerada cos tumes for rent, and masque, gold and sliver braid, spangles and fringe for sale. Joxepli Barker want a lost black and tan pup, 3 month old, answering to the name of "Zip," returned to him at the gaa office in exchange for a 15 reward. ' One hundred and fifty men employed on tho new elevator at the transfer struck because their employers wanted to pay them monthly instead of twice a month. Twenty Years Ag The elehth annual 'meeting of the Wo man's Christian association was held at Kirst Presbyterian, church. Mrs. P. I. Purine led lu prayer and read the scrip ture. The reports showed much charit able work , done during the year. These officers were elected: President, Mrs. Perlne; vice presidents, Mrs. Jardine. Mrs. McCague, Mrs. Elliott, Mrs.. Lud dtngton; recoidlng secretary, Mrs. Raise; corresponding secretary. Miss Collin; treasurer. Mrs. Ida V. Tllden; trustees, Mrs. B. If. Windsor, Mrs. A. J. Twlkle, Mrs. T. 8. Uelffor, Mrs. John Levett, Mr. 8. P.' Hopkins, Mrs. Cadet Taylor, Mr. Clayton, Mrs. O. Q. Wallace, Mrs. Klla Rreckin.-Mrs.. J. B. Christian, Mrs. H. Btovens, Mrs. O'. P. DIcts.'Mrs. O, II. Pratt. Csptaln HalUe Bmlth of the Solvation Army, shot two weeks tiefoYe"hy the Bledjer woman,, was reported oM a fair road to recovery. s First Assistant Fire Chief Sajter was out on crutches for the first tlrtie since Ills accident, seven weeks previously. City Treasurer Hush announced that for the first time In its history Omaha's credit was impaired and the city found difficulty in selling its bonds. lie at tributed this to the "ridiculously low as sessment that has gone on from year to year, which, some of our people imagine means low : taxation. Mr. John A. Wakefield entertained the Entre Nuuh Jub. Mrs. ImMo entertained ' at luncheon in honor of Mr. Mlllspaugh. Ten Years Ago Chancellor K. lienjamln Andrew; preached at First Paptlst church on "Yield Not to Temptation." MUs Kinlly Paddock of Boston, vice president and general secretary of the American branch of the Girls' Friendly society, made an address at Trinity cathedral tn the evening. Iter Aislt to Omaha was for the purpose-of establish ing an arm of tho society here. A, number of Boer sympathisers met at the Paxton hotel snd organized an Omaha Transvaal league, a branch of the Amerhtin Trunsvaal league. J. H. Boon btra was tlreted president, Thomas Swift, vico'Jiesldent; Elisabeth Khlrley, secictury, lid William Fleming, trea surer. Mrs. William Millard returned to Mon tana, after visiting her purents, Mr, and Mrs. Ouy C. Rarton. Colonel George 1. Clarke, a troud Ml, souriun, spent the day In ltn city and discoursing upon, the three-cornorcd race for senator down there, between Champ Clark, Hill Stone and A. M. Dockeiy. he said that Durkery had the other. tWro badly beaten from the start. A. I". Wyman. president of the Omaha Ixjun and Trust company, strongly denied all rumors of a rccelverh!p for that company. Pat Murphy of Ackley, Ia.. got a foot crushed by a train rj I'nlon and wa brought In to St. Joseph's hoepital for treatment. People Talked About Washington papers will not be happy until every . government clerk I securely attached to I'ncla Ram pension roll. As for the fellows who hustle to provide I'nde Sam's revenue, they can go on hustling for the dough. Henator Wetmore of Tlhode Island Joins Senator Guggenheim of Colorado In an nouncing their weariness of public office. HoltOwlll retire' at the end of their terms in lsll Both are hopeful of securing suo cearor. Maine reports a season of great pros perlty In the sardine Industry. High art In label printing and fetching translations of French, give a dash of tobaseu to the esternals if the can. A military aerial cruiser, capable of flying with at iwople. I projected lu Ger many. ArtllleiinU of neighboring nation can art-fly fall to make a killing when the row begin. W. Morgan ithwater. financial carpenter of Persia. doubtWas appreciates the blunder ne made 1a faUng to tut Unooln Htefrena uevi tOv Russia's base dealgua. bercfore the bear Jul its hide lu the usual j'Lace, Tlic BceS LclicrBox IT- tt? ir- lefer of Mother Eve. LINCOLN. Neb.. Dec. .-To the Editor of The Uee: Of the many crimes com mitted by superstition against humanity, Ita teaching that woman brought aln Into this little world is the greatest of tlirin all. Like a gigantic Juggernaut this atrocious libel upon the mother of the race ha been rolling down the age, leaving in Its trail tear, sorrow, crushed heart and blasted hope. There super stition reached the aupreme height of its tremendous power for evil. The wither- Ing effects . of Its inquisition upon the hearts and hopes of mankind sink Into Insignificance as compared with tho In calculable wrong resulting to woman, and through her to her children, from the as sertion that her disobedience brought sin Into the world. Thus was poison thrown Into the very fountain of life. Scientific psychology makes this plain. It shows that the declaration, hitherto received by many as from divine author ity, that sin entered the world through woman's fault, has degraded woman by lessening her self-respect, paralyzing her will, dwarfing her intellect and causing her to feel a sense of guilt in the very fact of her existence. For thousands of year this teaching has blocked her prog ress toward economic and political equal ity with man, and is today responsible for no small part of the opposition to equal suffrage. For ages woman has been told. In substance, that she Is a lower order of being, an after-thought of the Maker of the worlds, and that phe Is. In effect, the creator of sin. since only through her disobedience whs it possible for sin to enter the world, making neces sary the sacrifice of a part of the God head In order to propitiate Him and ap pease His wrath. , Scientific ' psychology shows that this libel and its correlative ideas have had aa effect Immeasurably harmful upon the sensitive, impressionable minds of the mothers of tho race, and through them upon their children, resulting In evils hitherto unsuspected by the world. It shows that a really free humanity can never be born until every vestige of this false belief has been erased from the minds of both men and women. Matilda Joslyn Gage, hi her great work, "Woman, Church and State," has shown In detail the sufferings of women under this su perstition In ages past. Kvery person who believes in economic and political equality for women should read Mrs. Gage's great contribution to the cause. F. J. IRWIN. Destruction of Horse liy Fire. COUNCIL BLUFFS. Dec. 2-To the Editor of The Bee: I write this short essay for Tho Bee as my closing labor as patriotic Instructor for Abe Lincoln posr, uranil Army or the Republic, Council Bluffs, for 1911. I wish herewith to start a popular agitation In favor of fireproof fculldings for horses and other domestic animals. The smoke of their torment ascendeth forever. It Is strange that the press, the pulpit and rostrum are silent on this subject, which is one of gigantic import. Knough horses and other animals are burned up every year In th'.a nation to keep every widow and orphan in happy comfort. The horse carries our burdens. He also saved the union. I saw a horse one evening upon which General Curtis' scout had Just returned. One look satis fied me, and I did not glance at the poor quadruped again! I spare your readers the description of him. May not these burnings of horses and other animals draw some gigantic retri bution upon town and country some teaching from an eye that never sleeps from the source of Intelligence and true advancement? Now, let us all demand that this evil should cease; that no animal's life shall he placed in Jeopardy In fire traps. ,Who,illl be life first hotel proprietor to ".advertise r rhe fireproof Ktable for all domestic animal? I also request teachers to, talk of this matter to the children. A powerful In fluence would thus be commenced. Tell the children also to question their parent on the subject, and so get the latter thoroughly Interested. Children can ask Vhelr parents , many questions about a stable fire when an account of one is published In the dally paper. I request the children to not let up on such ques tionings till their parents become not only awakened concerning the matter, but anxious to act. . , May not providence withhold rain for Wise purposes? , It is inly the most short sighted ' persons thst do not reflect on the dealings of heaven in the material affairs of humanity. And now. ye adult readers and ye children, you know that thousands of horses will be destroyed by fire In this country in the next few years. Let your opinion on this subject be known wherever you are. Use that lunguage Which no ear will misconstrue. And so I must leave the subject with you. J. M. HOLADAY. Patriotic Instructor. Abe Lincoln Pout. POLITICAL SNAPSHOTS. Cleveland Leader: Oyster Eav now wears the sardonic grin for those who be lieve It had been pushed off the may. Washington Herald: Some of the mem. bens of congress who have carefully laid plans to electrify the country will wonder next summer what was the matter with the connections. 6t. Louis Republic: "The whole country Is falling down!" screams Lincoln Htef fens. Not yet: but It will fall if ever it ha to deiend for support on the weak sisters who grow hysterical. 8t. Paul Pioneer Press: Colonel Ervan demands a law requiring all ship to tarry two wireless operators. Evidently lur. Bryan does not propose to aiva u any rest, even when he 1 on aa ocean going trip. Kama City Time: Nlchula L-jnaaorth also denies that Mr. Koosevelt is a candidate for another presidential nomi nation. And a man wouldn't have un political secrets from a bald-headtd aon- in-law, would he? Sioux City Journal: The prospect that the democrats msy wind up with a row quite aa Imposing In proportlona as the republicans row is improving dally. Colonsl Bryan la doing the most efficient advance work from the republican view, point in promoting the Kilkenny fair. l'laylagr I Luck. Brooklyn feagle. With Wall street supporting Roosevelt. Taft will play Into mere luck than he could stir up on a dozen swing srojnd the circle. Artivlly mt War Da. Cleveland Plain Dealer. The war doga of Europe are allowed no rest. The year prouilaea to cloe In the midst vt bloodshed and disorder. PASSING PLEASANTRIES. ".lorklns told me lie imd faJlen tnto u aniline iIivki Mini when 1 was iml Btartleii, explained it fm Ills lomfort alile library chair.,'' "He warn right. Didn't he fall Into a slot-py hollow ; Baltimore American. "In flnamiiil trouble'.' What Ik it" "Oh, 1 premised to pay Brown ) to day, and i ui got It. nnd he knows 1 ve got it. and he knows I know he knows I've got it:" Fuck. "The Mnuntoburns belong 1 nippose. to what you call the idle rich' class." "UiaiioUH, no! 'liey're tou rlrh for that." Chicago Tribune. Blohbs Yes, he's a good sctor, but he's eccentric Mnbhi In what ws? Blohbs lie Hdmit! there are other actors juxt us good as he is. Philadelphia Hecord. 'So you were given an Interest in your employer's business?" les, replied the Industrious youth; but 1 made a mistake in accepting It. I had lesa worry a a regular employe than as a minority stockholder." Washington t-tar. "SpeakLur of etlouette. did you send the dollnx for those advertised Instructions on What to do at table?' " "Yes." "And what did you get?" "A slip with one word printed on It: 'Eat!' "Chicago Post. Bill." sulci his lone suffering sweet heart, "I'm tired of your shiftless ways. Got a Job yet?'1 pope. he grunted: "I m still waltin fur somethln' to turn up." well, here it is. Hill. Take a good loon at It and clear out." Whereupon she turned up her nose at him. Chicago Tribune. "I bought this armchair on the Install ment plan." "Kasy terms? "Hather! A dollar down and a dollar The Moselle Helmet Ever since the Ostend toque took two continents by storm, designers have been working cn new ideas for this winter. With a wealth of models before her Paris hesitated. 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