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OCTORER CIRCULATION.
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Btate of Kehranlta. County of Douglas, a:
Dwlght WIIMnm. circulation manager
Of the Re Publishing company, being
duly ewnrn. aaya th.it the average dally
circulation, lesa apollod. unuaed and r.
turned coplee. for tho month of Ootober,
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Sahsrrlners lenrlaar the city
temporarily eheald bay To
Be mailed to them. Address
wtll He fkaagrd as often as
requested.
If w are not careful China may
beat us to that parcels post yet.
Evidently Ortte McManlgal has
been playing the little Jeff la the
rase,
Many a man has yalnly Imagined
that it pays to be a fool for money's
sake.
If you do your best and the other
fellow does bis, why fret over re
sulUT What a hit John D. must have
been if he could squeeze that tight
when a boy.
Looks as If th New York Tribune
were In for It It calls Senator Jona
than Bourne a visionary.
If that Dlcsens lecture does not
draw big at the box office It will not
be for lack of free advertising.
Though a little late. It Is worth
noUng that Dr. Wiley had chestnuts
on his Thsnkaglvtng bill of fare.
If all those terrible things are
really true, it Is strange that Ig
Bunn should have: tolerated them
for years while be was assistant city
attorney.
Frank James has gone to spend
the rest of bis days on an Oklahoma
farm, too bad the back-to-the-farm
Idea did not occur to him a long
time ago.
j Bernard Shaw says these Ameri
can Irishmen are only Imitations.
The company playing the "Playboy
of th$ West' would doubtless take
issue wjjh him,
If, on sober second thought, Can
ada U inclined to recant, it would be
interesting to know what Champ
would do " in case a sober second
thought occurred.to him.
Those grain elevatormen who
have had; their elevation charges re
stored are naturally feeling quite
contented without waiting to explore
their Christmas stockings.
The roster of the new local Wood
row Wilson club has a distinct odor
about It reminiscent of the Success
league of 1004 which may be
either an asset or liability. )
With developments In the bribery
cases rapidly unfolding, Mr. Darrow
probably will have little difficulty in
inspiring confidence in his statement
that -money files fast in a case of
this sort."
The new railway mall service
division of which Omaha is the head
quarters is to be known as the Four
teenth. Still, we believe we would
have gladly accepted It even If It
had been the Thirteenth.
It is certainly reassuring to know
that every member of the Nebraska
delegation waa In his place when
congress convened. We shudder to
think what would have happeued
had our Congressman Lobeck failed
to show up.
; It is Interesting to note the pro
posed Increase t cspaclty of artifi
cial Ice plants in Omaha. But will
that make ice as cheap- to the con
sumer here as it is in Kansas City.
Hi. Joseph, Des Moines and iNr
nearby places?
JJacoln Flattens' abaorblng atory In
Benday's World Hera d. outlining tba
theory oa which (ha McNamara, confea
rluiia were brought sbjut under the
"gulden rule" standard. Is unquestionably
tl most novel and Interesting feature of
tlia Los Alleles siiallon. World-Herald.
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Novel, Indeed, so much so as to
le roundly repudiated by both prose
cutlonaud defense. . ... .
The McNamara Sentences.
To the public at large the sen
tences of the two McNaniarat after
acknowledging their guilt In the Los
Angeles dynamite outrages will ap
pear to be mild and Inadequate.
The leniency of the court Is plainly
part of the agreement by which the
accused waived their right to a trial
and their chance of acquittal or dis
agreement by a Jury.
The crime to which one of the Mo
Narnaras confessed blotted out the
lives of twenty-one Innocent persons,
while the other was held to account
merely for the destruction of prop
erty. It goes without saying that
both were Implicated together and
that the Los Angeles affair was but
one Item in a long series of outlaw
acts. When the Times office explo
sion was heralded to the country an
Incensed people demanded that the
perpetrators be ferreted out and pun
ished, and it is only the dulling lapse
of time that has made this demand
less unyielding.
The prosecuting authorities and
the court at Los Angeles doubtless
believe they have accomplished the
ends of justice and done all that cir
cumstances require. But the sentences-meted
out will nonetheless be
generally regarded as far leas than
deserved. y
Entente Cordials.
If King Alfonso's Aunt Eulalle
had entertained any fears about
being able to market her new book,
"The Thread of Life," she must have
dismissed them when the postman
brought her the young king's letter
demanding her to run to him with
the book before she offered It tor
sale and let him "take cognizance of
Its contents." He guessce the book,
which Is written under the name of
Countess Avlla, will "create a sensa
tlo'n." He Is certainly a fine guesser,
this king. Aunt Eulalle, probably. In
stead of suspending publication, as
he commands, will be engaging new
publishers to fill her orders.
"Adieu," says the princess of the
8panlsh court. "I never did like kings
and crowns, anyway, and from now
on I am a plain woman, with a plain
woman's personality and rights. I
will suspend publication not, nor
send you the book, unless you for
ward the price lor a copy." Not In
exactly those words, but Aunt Eulalle
has certainly done things to the
entente cordials of 8paln. And when
royalty loses its entente cordlale, It
might as well go out of business, for
there is very little left.
Eulalie Infanta deserves a vote of
thanks from those other folks in
Spain, who, with less royal power
to support their pleas, have been
kicking against the pricks In the In
terest of a larger measure of self
respect. Her action rather tends to
give color to their protests. "X shall
bo much happier now, .lor J can
keep my personality," says the
princess.
If Alfonso - gets " one of those
books It looks very much as If he
would have to Accompany his order
with the cash. -
The Ch&rzei Arainsl Littleton.
,An official of the Anti-Trust league
is aotng rather far when he enters
the halls of congress to make the
kind of an attack mado by Mr. Mar
tin upon Congressman Littleton.' The
organic ..law protects a member of
congress from arrest during the ses
sion, but an assault upon a mem
ber' integrity is far more serious
than an ordinary arrest. Mr. Lit
tleton, it appears to us. is well within
his rights in demanding what protec
tion his office entltlea him to. al
though he should go further and ask
also a clear cut Investigation to de
termine all the facts.
If Congressman - Littleton is the
Steel trust's agent or attorney on
the Stanley committee, the house and
the country should know it and Mr.
Littleton should insist on sinking
the probe down to bedrock. The
whole controversy turns, apparently,
on personalities, with charges and
counter charges between Littleton
and Martin, but that should not
stand In the way of an Inquiry to
determine whether a member of con
gress Is using bis official influence
for personal gain or aggrandizement.
Public sentiment, doubtless, is with
Mr. Littleton in his resentrrtent of
Msrttn's method of coming into the
bouse with printed attacks upon his
integrity, but public sentiment csn
hardly be expected to remain content
with a denial If he does not Insist on
a complete exposition of the trouble.
Mr. Rockefeller's Retirement
After a long and arduous tenure
of office, John U. Rockefeller resigns
as president of the Standard Oil
company and turns over the duties of
that position to John 1). Archbold as
his successor. Mr. Rockefeller s res
ignation, though promptly accepted
by the board of directors, was en
tirely of his own volition, it is un
derstood. Hie .ervlces had been
eminently satisfactory to the share
holders and the company's affairs
prodigiously successful under his di
rection. No covert circumstances,
whatever, attach to his action lu re
tiring at this time.
Hspplly, Mr. Rockefeller, now n
the evening of his life, will not have
to seek employment elsewhere. He
Is understood to have acquired a
competency from his continued em
ployment quite adequate to his needs
from now on. This he has done by a
systematic frugality begun early In
bla career and practiced throughout.
He desires nor needs any superannua
tion pension. His savings are suffi
cient to maintain him and bis fam
ily In the remaining years of his un
occupation. Here. Is a striking example of In
dustry and economy for young men
beginning their careers. Lt them
learn, as did Mr. Rockefeller, to
make their income cover all their
necessities with a little over each
week for the savings bank, and they
may find theratolves, like Mr. Rocke
feller, at the end of their days of
active usefulness, able to retire In
comfort. It Is also a further compli
ment to Mr. Rockefeller's ingenious
skill as a workman' that .the com
pany whose president he was for so
many years, Is able" to stand without
him, albeit, it may stand on flftyi
seven different legs now Instead of
two, as a result of certain legal dis
pensations. The Time for Reminders.
Tha Lincoln Jonrr.nl a m. i n r.min.
that several ronKt.tu.loiml amendments
are to be voted on In Nebraska durlne:
the comlnr year, it will take more than
one reminder to focus puhlWi attention oa
these amendments sufficiently to secure
Intelligent action on them. Omaha Bee.
More than one reminder, certainly: but
not an Impossible number. The fato of
these amendments will be settled at the
primary, where only a majority of those
voting on the question Is required to
carry. Intelligent people will ts easily in
terested In the amendments. Aa these
are not required to overcome tha Inertia
of tha uninterested! the questlona havs" a
food chance to be Bottled Intelligently,
and with no jrodllous reminding. Lin
coln Journal.
Perhaps so, but making the pri
mary the place .for settling the fate
of constitutional amendments and
then moving the primary up to a
date seven months ahead of the elec
tion deprives the public of the bene
fit of the reminders which the con
stitution contemplated. Before any
change can bo made in our organic
law It is necessary that the proposed
amendments be advertised for three
montns in a newspaper, or newspa
pers, of general circulation in each
county in the state, but the three
months count back from the day of
election, and no provision has been
made by law to Inform tho voters as
t what they are to pass on In the
pioposed constitutional amendments
in the primary.
To stimulate an Intelligent vote in
the primary, therefore, the newspa
pers will have to supply the remind
ers on their own account, supple
mented by agitation by private per
sons or organizations interested in
carrying or defeating particular
amendments. Tho method of consti
tution changing now io vogue in Ne
braska la absolutely unique, but Us
greatest defect is that it carries with
It no adequate means of publicity to
make sure of a verdict based on full
Information and careful considera
tion. .
Those who recall the famous
Durant murder cases In San Fran
cisco some seventeen years ago. may
remember that a young lawyer
named Barnes was district attorney,
and as such refused to employ two
or three "big" lawyers at big expense
to the people to prosecute the case,
insisting that he was elected for
that purpose and waa equal to it.
Durant's execution waa tho answer.
District Attorney Fredericks at Los
Angeles senm to have proceeded on
much the same theory In the Mc
Namara case. There is nothing like
having prosecutors big enough for
the biggest kind of a case.
The question of the city of Omaha
buying , the Auditorium on . its prac
tical side is strictly one of price.
Sentimental considerations are not
to be disregarded, but the real ques
tion must be, Is it, or Is it not, a
good buy?
Omaha club women propose to
start a crusade against rear-platform
smokers Immediately after the holi
days. They must have a hunch on
the kind of cigars that wives give
their husbands for Christmas
presents.
The municipal election contest in
Los Angeles must have been the real
thing, Inasmuch as the trump cards
laid down on the last hand con
sisted of wholesale warrants for Il
legal registration of women as well
as men.
Champ Clark's friends at Louis
iana, Mo., have launched his presi
dential boom and opened national
headquarters there. But the boom
will have to get further than Louis
iana, Mo., to cut the muetard.
Out of tfce Itarr.
Cleveland leader.
"I will never be president." aays Uncle
Joa Cannon. That makes It unanlmuua.
! wor to a Mtat.
Washington Herald.
That New Yoik Investigation la said tu
disclose that certain expreHsi companies
are making 100 per cent profit on tholr
Investment. No wondsr they do not want,
to see a panel pout! v
Sqaoealaa- aa Mo.u tiaard.
New York Tribune.
A substantial reduction In parcels pst
rates between thla country and Great
Britain is announced to lake effect In
time for Christmas traffic. There Is no
corrtspondltig reduction In our dometlc
rates, and so we must continue to enjoy
the anomaly of Its coating H IS to send
seven pounds from New York to Hoboken,
while It costs only M cents to send it from
Ntw Took to London.
SoohnlJackvara
Jhls Dqy In Omaha
compiled ruoM ore riLFS
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DEC O.
Thirty Vears Ag
The message of President Arthur ad
dressed to congress takes up two pages
of The Bee.
Tho city council held a long session.
the city physician reported for November
forty-four deaths and eighty births; he
alao urged that something be done to
stop the throwing of garbage In streets
and alleys; stone cross walks at Thir
teenth and Douglas were ordered repaired,
as likewise the guard rail on tha brldfie
over North Omaha creek on Saundera
street. The purchase of eighteen rubber
coats for the fire department was au
thorized, and the appropriation ordinance
passed.
At the State Stenographers' meeting,
the secretary, George W. Boyden re
corded a membership Increase of six
teen to twenty-five, of whom B. C.
Wakeley, v. C. Kenyon and Q. W. Dels
had dropped out by reason of moving
from the state.
Vniler the auspicious December weather
building Improvements are making enor
mous strides. ihe Cozen'a house ts
assuming shape with Its new porches.
A new tin roof l.i being put on Bt.
I'hllomena's cathedral, Paxton aV Gal
lagher's building on Tenth street Is
going up rapidly as Is also Parker's
warehouse In the rear of the same. The
brick store opposite Royd's opera house,
to be occupied by Henry Dohle. wilt
soon be enclosed, having reached the
third atory. The perspective of the
Academy of the Sacred Heart to be built
west of Crelghton college U exhibited
In Dufrene's window by the architects,
Uufrene & Mendelehon.
The state convention of the Friends of
Labor, a, branch of the socialistic party,
la to b held In Omaha on the sixteenth.
Mrs, Uolyoke addreased the young
ladle on temperance work at the
Christian church.
The official bond of 8heriff-elect Miller
In the sum of $10,00) waa secured by the
signatures of Charles II. Dewey, William
A. Paxton, J. O. Market and W, W. Kelly.
Mlaa Kittle Woodruff, of Leavenworth.
la visiting her sister, Mrs. F. O. Brown.
W. II Kent of Green Wver. who has
been for some time in the employ of the
Union Pacific la In Omaha en route to
Vlbert Lea, Minn.
The Pleasant Hours party at Masonic
hall waa well attended by most of the
members of the swell aet.
The fourth party of the Bans Ceremonle
club took place at Standard hall.
A. F, Houk entertained a party of hia
gentlemen friends at his room at Mm.
Morton's at Ninth and Harney streets.
In honor of his twenty-fifth anniversary.
The marriage of Leander Cressle of the
Union Pacific freight department and
Miss Oussle I. Churchill took place at
Albany today. The newly married eouple
will arrive In Omaha next week.
Twuty Years Ago
rred B. Whitney, first assistant gen
eral freight agent of the Union Pacific,
died at t:15 a. m. at the Clark son tin.
pltal, after an Illness of two weeks. He
was Sfl years of age and regarded aa
one of the most promising young railroad
men in the west.
riev. F A. Warfleld ef Brockton. Mass.,
preached morning and evening at Bt.
Mary'a Congregational church and it was
said he might become Its pastor.
"Life aa Viewed by a Lawyer" was the
subject of an address by Warren Switsler
at the Young Men's Christian association.
It was announced at the First Baptist
church that Rev. A. W. Lamar, who had
been Its pastor for five years, would
preach his farewell sermon on Decem
ber ft).
W. N. Nason, one of the Omaha men
who went to Chicago to confer with
railroad officials on freight rates. Bald
that what Omaha wanted was the prlv
lltge of stopping shipments of grain here
to be weighed, stored. Inspected and
cleaned before reshtpplng.
Wheeler. McKelvey and McCullough
were out on the running track with their
bicycles as usual, trying to reduce their
avoirdupois.
Ten Years Ae
Ilabbl Hlmon, lu a discourse at Temple
Israel, aaid literature had been very un
kind to the Jew, misrepresenting him
throughout the agea.
Sheriff John Power returned from Leon,
la., where he went (o bring back a young
woman, who had eloped with a youthful
lover.
Commander Booth-Tucker of the Sal
vation Army, lectured at the Boyd the
ater. Ng Poon Chew, editor of the Chung
Sal Yat Po. pubUshed in Ban Franclaco,
arrived In Omaha to lecture on "The
Crtsla In China, From the Standpoint of
a Chinaman" at the First Presbyterian
church. He sJd China had reached the
parting of the waya.
Health Commissioner Coffmaa levied
an embargo on all rases of Infectious
disease coming Into Omtha from South
Omahu. and Council Bluffs, determining
to deport every one. .
Mrs. Henry Miller and Mrs. 1L Mey
entertained a large card party 'at Met
ropolitan club.
People Talked About
While eteamflttera and plumbers were
quarreling over which should Install a
vacuum system In a Chicago building, the
owner installed a bunch of strong-arm
chorewomen and put the knockers off the
Job. '
In the higher levels of French sclenUflo
circles the question whether radium or
newkpaper publicity throws tha greater
percentage of light has been passed up
for further Inveatigatlon.
Mrs. Jeanno H. Marlon, private aeore-
tary to New York's mayor, claims to
have nailed l.Mu shingle on her bunga
low without hitting any of her flngrs
un in namnier. UoubUng Thomaaaa
lire too gallant to Inalat on being shown.
iown in llevaiand a taxicah.
loaded with Thanksgiving gasoline, -euyed
to leap over the Union depot from
mo sojoining bluffs, but landed In a
hole. Two tanks collapsed. One went
to the Junkplle. the other to the coroner.
uui nevuiaiia htstorlo and v,n.ii
landmark didn't get a scratch.
E. B. Little of Klohmond. Ma., h.. i
vented a patent cotton boll picker which
Is rapidly making him rich. H now
lives In Kiowa county. Oklahoma. The
nachln Is to gather the Imperfectly
ripened bolls left or th stalks after pick
Ing; after th first frees this machinery
goes Into use. This kind of bolls now
hss a commercial value and is a source
ofproftt to all cotton raiser ha ,lh.
Treaty with Eussia
Dlscrlaalaatlon Aaralast At
eaa Citlaaa Berosaiaaj fc.
omm Diplomatic) Isaa.
"Unless it shall develop in the nea.
future that Ambassador Bakhmetleft,
the new ambassador from Russia, has
come to th United 8tate empowered to
negotiate a new treaty recognising th
right of Jewish cltlsen to travel and do
business In Pvusala without restriction,
resolutions will be pressed In both bouses
of congress this winter to abrogate the
treaty with Russia of 1S.T2."
The Washington correspondent of th
New York Post thu sums up the pres
ent situation In diplomatic circles at the
national capital. The writer outlines
th history of the treaty and summarises
th issues Involved as follows:
The protest again at the Russian treaty
began forty years ago, and every secre
tary of state sine Blaine ha officially
protested to th Russian government
that th American Interpretation of the
treaty Is that every American cltlten
shall be accorded th same rights of
travel and of doing business In Russia
which are accorded to Russian citlsens
In th United States. Th Russian gov
ernment, or the contrary, has Insisted
that passports Issued to American citl
sens for travel or doing business in
Russia shall be subject to th laws and
rules and regulations of Russia, under
which there Is an admitted discrimina
tion between Christian and Jewish cltl
sems. In carrying out this policy, the
Russian government has gone so far. It
Is said, as to vise the passports of
American eltlzens at their consulates In
New York. Chicago, and elsewhere, with
especial reference to the religion of tha
passport. In this way. Catholic priests
and Protestant missionaries 'have been
denied entrance into Russia, while Jewish
citizens have been discriminated against
In almost every concelveable way.
During th Cleveland administration an
extradition treaty with Russia was nego
tiates, at the instance or that country. A
protest Was lodaed aealnst such a treaty
at tho time, it being atronalr suspected
In some quarters that an attempt would
o made under it to extradite political
prisoners. Such an attempt was actually
made two yean ago. It la said that the
final negotiation of the treaty was ac
complished on a promise that Russia
would either negotiate a new treatv of
trade and commerce to take the place of
tho treaty of 1833 or would amend its
method of administration of that treaty
in a manner satisfactory to the United
States.
Th position of those who now wish
congress to move In the direction ' of
abrogating th treaty with Russia of 1832
la thla:
They hold that Russia has no right to
Interpret the treaty or to administer it
as it does, and that, In discriminating
against certain American cltiscns, it ts
violating th treaty. They do not favor
the immediate abrogation of the treaty
on that ground, but prefer that advantage
be taken of the clause requiring bne
year' notice to be given befor abroga
tion take plaoe.
Secondly, If Russia Is right In its inter
pretation of th treaty, then the treaty,
they hold. Is unconstitutional on the
ground that It permits discrimination be
tween American citlsens either because
of their rellglou belief or previous condi
tion. They hold, also, that such a treaty
would .not and could not . have been
entered Into by th United State in 1832
if It had been known at that tlm that
Russia had Intended to interpret the
document as has been done.
While those who press foe h hrnD...
tlon of the treaty at this time admit that
Russia cannot b compelled to accept
their view, 'which they believe th.
broad American view, they do feel that
mey are in a position to ask their own
government to stand for and nrnriain,
the principle for which It is understood
to stand, namely, the rluht of n Am.
lean cltlsen to equal opportunity both
at horn and abroad. The claim ha been
made that, if tho Russian' treaty is ab.
rogaiea. it win hav a disastrous effect
upon American trade and commera ih
Russia. Th answer of those who destr
action u that, even without a treaty,
trade and commerce would ha nttia af
fected, -unless Russia desires to prevent
its own CitiseilS from selling sroarta In
America. They believe that Russian buy
ers and also selling asrents. for that mat,
tor. win not be interfered with in this
country.
As to tha reason for th iirrinJiuiinn
In Russia against American Jews, the ba
llet Is prevalent among those who are
pressing for action that it Is largely a
domestic economic question In Russia. It
has recently been stated that, before
Russia can revise tha treatv ni it..
question must be referred t the Duma.
An attemnt has been mada to nnn.ni.
th bureauuratlo government of Russia,
aim io lay ine Diarne lor tn present sit
uation UDOn tha Deonle. whnn rur,ru..r.
tatlve th member of th Duma ar.
To this representation the proponents ef
abrogation reply that if th ctar will take
the Initiative the Duma may be expected
to respond to Ms will, and they point out
that th ctar has already v,m mn f
as to adjourn the Duma for on week dur
ing which he promulgated such new laws
as he aaw fit. They also assert that
proof has been given to th Duma itself
mat in great jewisn massacres of re
cent years originated with high officials
of tho government, and wer stopped
when they gav th word.
HARD LUCK.
John K. Bangs In Harper's Weekly.
Oh dear) Oh dear!
I'm settln' her
With nothln' at all to do.
And under the sun
There's naught to be done
That'a novel, or strange, or new.
Th thing wuth while.
That's got some style.
It's a fact that can't b hid,
from A to Z,
On land or sea.
Has every one been did.
They'v got th Pole.
discovered coal.
Invented the telephone;
And Colum-bus
Has discovered us.
And there ain't no lands unknown.
Th famous pemas
Of hearts and home
Somebody's already writ.
And all th f Hints
Tvr human rights
Somebody's already fit.
Bill Bhakeapeare's wrote
His plays of note.
And Dickens his wondrous tales;
And pioneers
For ara and year
Have finished th u tit rod trails.
And I-Oh dear!
I'm aHln' her
With nothln' at all to do
To win me name
And wealth and lama
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SMTT.TNQ REMARKS.
Hnb (shopping with his wife) If the
good you were Jtwt looking at suits you,
why try other places Why dldn t you
buy it and let us go home?
Wife How foohahly you talk! Why I'm
hot half tlied out yet lioeton Tranacrlpt.
"That politician couldn't be honest if
j tried." said Senator Horahum.
"What hea he been do4n?"
"W arranged to take a etrnw vote In
our community and we caught him sneak
ing around with a bale of hay." Wash
Ington Star.
Mrs. Howard And so two of your son
are boy erouts? Where do they do most
of their reconnoitring?
Mrs. Cowsrd In our refrigerator. Life.
"Does your husband play poker?"
"I don't think so," replied young Mrs
Torklns. "But I must say the sick
friends he visits in the evening borrow a
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Good Opportunity For -Investment
in Substan-' "
. ti Home Industry.
The condensed milk and can
ning factory that I am ereoting
at Papillion, Nebraska, is rap
idly nearing completion, and I
am now offering a limited
amount of Waterloo Creamery
Co. preferred stock at $100 per
share, drawing interest at the
rate of
7 Per Cent Per Annum.
We will guarantee to convert
all outstanding stock into cash
at the end of 3 years.
This investment is bound to
be profitable for the investor
andVill result in great benefit
to the milk industry in Doug
las, Sarpy and Washington
counties. This is the first
"Evaporated Milk" factory in
the state of Nebraska. Our
brand 11 be the "Elkhora
Evaporated Milk."
If you are interested send
for list of men who have al
ready subscribed and such
other information as you may
desire.
Reference, First National
Bank, Omaha.
Waterloo Creamery Co.,
Leroy Corliss, Pres.
Omaha, Neb.
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GUARANTEE FUND LIFE ASSOCIATION
OHOAMZKD JAM' Alia 1002.
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Home Office: Brandeis
Teleplion Douglas 7021.
great dral of Charley's money." Wash
ington Star.
Willis Thy sv lHibher ban sold his
plalntlng, "The Ketreat from Hull Run,"
that he has been trying to sell for years.
Hi w did he manage It?
Glllls Faally. Simply changed the title
to "AutomoblllMs Returning Home,
Puck.
"Jinks and his wife are well matched."
"In what way?"
"the can't cook a dinner without burn
Ina: something, and he can't sit down to
one without roasting somebody." Balti
more American.
"I assure you," said the president
suitor "that I will not take 'no' for
an answer. '
.",Tou hadn't." replied Mlos Bright
I 11 say yes' upon one condition."
"Ah! Name the condition."
"Just ssk me If I am determined not
to marry you under any circumstances."
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