1 n THE JUDGE HAD A BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT CHlNbU bsu-i i to Can you aolvs this problem for me and tell me how to cure a husband who has an apparently Incurable case of the wandering; foot? ' 1 have been married for ten years, during which tlmo .my had at- husband has innumberabte Unities,' and has made my life a bur den by continually telling me of hia 'hits' he makes with other women. "I've tried I n every way to b a food wlfo, and he says . there coul ln t be a better one, but he Is eter nally making me see how much he admires women who are entirely my opposite In looks and character. When we go on the street together, no matter how much Interested he Is In any subject undor dlseurslon. It fades from his mind f a good-looking woman posses him, Alt he thinks of Is women, women, women, and ho imagines himself to be so fascinating that no member of the fair sex could resist hm, although, as a matter of fact,. h U a- faded, blond, with many wrinkles and flirty blue yes and I suppose I am the only woman In the world who is silly enough to b In love with him. 'However, even a female orm will turn at last, and-1 am sick and tired hearing other women praised while I work myself to death to make him a comfort able and pleasant home. Is there no way I can break him of this conceit? I've tried to maJce him seo that he makea a fool of himself, boasting of him con questsIf he makes any and, at anj rate, that It would be kinder not tu flaunt them In my face, but none of mj arguments has anjj effect upon him. Do please tell me of some way to get this Idiocy out of his head." Alaa, sister, you do not mourn alone. There are hundreds of thousands of other women who face the stme problem that you do, for man Is an Imperfectly oomestlcated animal, an It Is easier to teach a Jackrabblt to come and eat out of your hand than It Is to nail a husband to his own fireside. In spite of all the restraining Influences of thousands of years of civilisation and religion, man la still pol gamous at heart, and no woman may ever realise a wife's desire to be all-in-all to her husband. He will always have an eye out for other "woman" that Is exactly her antithesis. This "doesn't" mean that he doesn't prefer bla wife to all ether women and that he Is not In love with her. No Solomon In petticoats with suffi cient wisdom to cope with this situation has ever arisen and so we are confronted on every side with the traglo spectacle of side stepping husbands, and wive who are breaking their hearts over their John's defections. f " ' . j The Flirtatious Husband I ' CyjJ s VecTi'oNAw Zl if Modern Business . 1 iv f ) ' inryV- 7T c rr-r-T c Hi f ' 1 .1 Little Bobbie's Pa Bjr WILLIAM Pa brought a song rlter up to the house the other nlto. He was a very fine look ing man. His nalm was Mister Bchulis. He had long hair. Sum of it was on h!s coat I am always glad for to meet a geen yus, sed Ma, at all times. What kind of too is do you rite jnoustly, Mister Schulu? ted Ma The songs I rite rooastly. sed Mister Schulu, Is the kind of songs that moaatly toant git published. It 1 the classical tailed that I rite the moaat, Madam, sed MUter SchulU. There i altogether too much ragtime songs. Madam, Mister Sofaulu sed. If you will allow me to use your piano I will show you the kind pf a song that I like to rite the words And tauaio both all by myself. Then Pa's freed went oarer to the piano and aang this song: Oh. my darling hart's desire, I am setting by the fire, I am thinking moat of you, my bophle. Tou r the dearest Utile thing. Let me take that diamond ring. And I'll keep It Always, sweetheart, for A trophy. ThAt sounds natcral enuff. sed Ma to Pa's tread. I newer saw a dlsmond nog nmJt I'u f- Wi tJ . 1 OM civjc a dio VIOU OLOVJOYT AT IWM t t ON IRTVtPAl AND i v - I J 1 To a woman In such a position there are three courses of oonduct open. One is to pack up her doll rags and hike out to the divorce court. She can say that she doesri't propose to be neglected and Insulted, and have some other woman preferred before her, and that if John isn't just as true to her as she Is to him she'll quit. . . . A great many women take this view of the case, but divorce Isn't all peaches and cream. Quite the contrary. It's apt to leave a very bitter taste In one's mouth. There are objections to It, one of which 1b that a woman may still love a man in spit of his shortcomings. An other, that a man may be a very poor husband and a very good provider, and still another, that there may be children who are to be considered before a wife's hurt pride. The aeoond method of dealing with the situation Is for the wife to fight the devil with fire. If a man is vain enough to imagine every woman he meets Is lp love with him, his conoel gives his wife tool with which she man work him to a finish. Let her pile on the flattery with a shovel, so that the compliments that any other woman would pay him would seem poor and Inadequate. Such a case calls tor.no half measure, and t Is up to the wife a assure her husband that he Is a concatenation of very charm and beauty-, and fascinating on earth. No other woman will take the trouble to pile the gush on that thick, and so lrl time he will come to believe that his wife Is the only woman who has the Intelligence to really appreciate him. The third and beat solution to the dif ficulty is patience. If the wife only has the courage to wait, the wandering hqs bahd will come back to her at last, and the more the woman can laugh Instead of weep over his little filterings away from the family hearutone, the quicker will be his return. In tithe a man tires of pretty faces. He finds that his fancy has dulled, his blool runs colder, that he's gotten too old and stiff and rheumatic to kneel even at the feet cf beauty, and then he comes home to mother to the woman who knows him for what he Is, and loves him In spite of what he la and who doesn't expect too much of him, nor demand too many at tentionA Nor will the waiting seem so Tiard If the wife can only realise that under her husband's Idle fanoles is the real, solid supei structure of his love for her, and that while he may admlie a hundred other women she is the one who Is necessary to him and to whom he turns In times of trouble. But as for curing a man who Is A wo man chaser and who thinks himself a fascinator, there fs no known remedy. The only advice that can be given Is to else the man up, and if he Is worth watt ing for wait for him, with peace and quiet And good humor. Otherwise pack your trunk for Reno. And only the wife can decide the point. I KIRK. yet that cud keep from being a trophy for oaver a year. Walt a mlnnit, sed Mister Shuks. that la not the end of the song. The girl looks Lack at him at sings In the seoond verse like this: Yes, my darling hart's desire, W hen the Hudson Is on fire es the Itegions of the Lost are frozen tight, You can have that diamond ring, You fat. old grasping thing. Uoodnlte, dear I.uv, goodnlte! That Is the kind of a song that I like, Sed Ma; thare Is so much sentiment about it. I can jest see that dear girl putting her diamond ring In the safety deposit vault & giving the key to her big brother, ted Ma. After all. Ma sed, it is senti ment that maiks the wurld go around. Slr.g us another song, Mister tchulis. A then Mister Bhults sang: The coin I've spent on thee, deer hurt, Has surely got me up a tree. I'll have to go learn the art pf Bank-rupt-cy, of Bank-rupt-cy. Ma dldent like that song so well, ft wen Mister Schulu went hoam she dldnt shalk hands with him. Twa Thlaa-s Wetrth Kaowlag. A Welsh shipping firm, which has been criticised for seeking orientals for sea men, say that the atandard of British seamen la ery low. The value of Amsterdam's diamond ex ports to the l.'nlted States In good years amounts to 110,000,000 or tU.ouo.OMi ' About the sain annual export In value goes te the United States from Antwerp, e5,OOQ,X0 to ,OtJ0,OOO from England and about 14,000,009 from rraace. TIIE HKE: liTT io- v- sia i- MUm THIA.'.' T M THAI r-B. Mil THAT P ACM WM NUHANCB P NOO COtlNO TO SA MOW-JQ ANO HC I A Mu( GINK WAS MOV ATMNOSINtU MA NPED fOM TH e TOP F L COfe. PrMOVAfr SEVEE.AL frt-0 3ULf5 OF MOI3TUHs.0M 1-4 I S COklU U A.T6D tSKOVV ANP CLE A K I NQr H 15 JHKOKn C ATZ O LL TH US ty 'IF A S OLOeZ Q-OT A TeN&fON OP 20 BUCKS A MONTH FOR A WOODEN te (J WHAT 5 MOO CD BEM PITTMAM OCT FOfe HIS SOfcTTMND? Hit the nerve La id a' am. TTL V.. - WUiertl "Ml TV BAII, sMV ATACftr . at s tl 1 m. m "1 Oft LiuMw tue 4oo05 srr or Mv trvkkj 'OK A LA Of BOAvy Between Two Fires OMAHA, Hi WAY. PECKMHKR 1. 1911. - YES, HE DID BUNK INCITE?-) V RlMO- THAT HufcTT f OAKS TO KfiVOU OvT ATC AT NlfrMt AOLCteTHANDeFr A Viutowi TUE ATA8l.fi" 8yy ALMOST" 5TAG6fi?eD '"To rne SHeo, AFreR a aD MOKrllNK OF TRV-OUTJ AMDTHKCW M lM SFC PliPtN rrne way. Nooifuv rwATcwfNG the jockeys SHOOTlAd C?AP HC WAS W3 CSVf flV A SHOOT rRoM THeTR'tee at Hi's IF A T5AM 6F M05eS can toll seven Tftees up Hill, o-w manv Wang oh bovs!! VOUfcf COMING-TO A CURVE . riv of U rT h , : , Mr ; mm i - i 'Jim - . ( f C ARM PIPTtiN rnm THEN AT II t I'l REAbV ro JACK Uf THE NOV OOOOA TWAT MAwE BEHT iENTTO MB ANO AT AA I 6X3 TO BSD AND pour HAVC TO OBTUPTIU. r I OCAttrMf frCWTRA'fL 'TAtT T tfupAcic ecLocic nt4monii4 A HO AT 5-30 9roM IHAU4T Au. aav Ooeoi J-aio ovf TW COJrOMOU JTAAT 33 Copyright, Coiu-ocn: how MB. I AhP THr NOTORiOU HArr KAHf. OH-o lEJtl. M4HitK I'A HOI. -TMT KAAN MAf" IS A. iMSAOr kWT M WTTIA NO PATW HSRG W5 SCAT IM TH ' PCN SMt re rwtikc Affv w fm& M3 f ATS t hi THi Man 63. Mff AStcti ,Mero a PcuFoMf B ath, Molp yov, find Me IN A Leave tht WOMAN "BE Ml GEE NOPI'N TOOOTiU AHAPfW (jPMOlCjtOW. BY NELL BftlNKLKY Copyright. 1911, National News Aas'n. 1(11. National New Assn. CMTMIV OH ft3? Bl BTH PAW AR 0VT. KN TANMSi OJHO TO CALW eAViKir r-o. his f sT ouo FNi amO M0. lly KLBKKT Bucceoa lies In mutual service. This great truth concerning the solid arity of the race marks a mental epoch In the- onward and the Upward march. It wa hinted At pretty strongly in 1776, And carried Into business as an ex periment about 1876. It Is no lunger an experiment. T h spirit . of the times the lletfest, to ttirrora a word from our German friends Is a con stantly progressing entity. The preson spirit of the times Is a kind of unequalled In history. We hAV thousands upon thousands of men and women who. Are thinking great and noblo thought and doing great and splendid work. Very many of our big business men regard themselves AS public servants. Our aeltgelst la sensitive, restlnas, alert. imprcsslonAbls, progressive, and la mak ing for righteousness. ' The man who can Imagine a better religion than now exists Is allowed to throw hi vision on the screen, and he who can formulate a bet ter government thAn w now have Is not hanged for hi pain, but Is allowed to express his dreams. I'ubllo opinion rule. No law that Is contrary to the aeltgelst can b enforced. Judges construe, translate and Interpret the laws to suit the spirit of the time. Every man who speaks out loud and clear 1 tinting the aeltgelst. Every man who expresses what he honestly thinks Is . true Is changing the spirit of the time. Thinker help other people think, for they formulate what others r thinking. No peron write or thinks alone thought Is In th Air, but Its ex pression Is necessary to create A tangible spirit of th time The value of the thinker who write, or a writer who thinks: or a business man who acts. Is that he supplies Argument for th people, And confirm All who at on his wire In their opinions, often before unuttered. The Brotherhood of Man Is an Idea now fully appreciated In business. Commerce i By FRANCES If It were not for th love babies bring with them Into this world, how many of the llttl red things would be kept ever night? After 'th baby his Jarrlved It father ha to fall down In a fit nd kick the ehAndeller to AttrACt hi wlf' attention and sympathy, though previous to Its ar rival. If he oomlpained of an aching corn she wa ready with a remedy. The first baby la a more sorious rival than any man knew In his courtship days, After It comes. Its father feels very much a An old doll look when It owner get A new on for Christmas, and If he start off to work In the morning with out kissing th baby's mother goodby, she doesn't notlo that he has neglected to observe a verV Important custom. Should he want to kids her, he must wait till she rid her mouth of pin. The first acoidsnt insurance taken out for the baby Is a safety pin. and though the houa was run pretty well without safety pins before the baby came, after 1U arrival tliey are used for everythlnK, oven on father's clothes, The women, who lovo all kinds of babies, compsre th kind that keeps Its mouth open with a little bird, and the men, who love without poetic sentiment, look St the open mouth and wonler If It is going to have good sense. Th iweetest and tendereet of lullaby soug are sung on the stage, and if a baby happens to be In the audience that needs putting to sleep the audience pro tests with a roar. 11a by soon Items that lullaby songs are not sung according to fashion unless sung loud enough to wake up every baby In the block. Titer ar many reasons why it Is a good thing to have a baby In the house; its presence broadens one's sympathies, increases one's capacity for love, and takes the attention of the mosquitoes from th grown folks, Tli men like to say a woman can't run. There Is a notable exception to this ruls. When the baby cries. Its mother can outrun any mile sprinter the world ever kneis. Sometimes the baby comes Into the world with a serious i VndUup mother whose breasts are filled with Indignation at th wrongs of her sex. Here of late babies are ao Improved that they wake up laughing, and when a baby erica Its father voluntarily look at His Majesty the Baby 11 ge By Tad kV.'.V.'V.-,Y T!6.T JVAl! HUBIlAItl). today stands for mutuality reciprocity. The Amerloan department store ha taken up lost motion; and given th people better good at A lower price. It ha been th Inevitable, because It does the greatest good to th greatest number. It haa worked for economy and length of days. It means mutuality, reciprocity- brotherhood. Every purchaacr must be pleased. A child who buys a spool of thread la given th same courteous attention as the shrewdest buyer. Th customer I mad to feel that he 1 At home, that he Is with strong and Influential friends, that hi intorests are safeguarded. This matter of faith between buyer an J seller la a new thing In the world. I But to give th people the things they want la not enough. You must show them what they want. Th great modern tor I a leader In taste. It 1 an edu cator. It stands or economy, color, pro portion, harmony and Increased' happi ness. It Inspire th Imagination by bringing from the far corner of th earth th. product of th loom, work shop, farm, mine and studio. It display these goods so that th public may com and examine them compare, weigh, an alyse, sift, decide and make them their own If "they wish. Employes who plot and plan for private ga'n at swabbing th greased chut that lead to UmbUA Owner who run A busi ness but to make money , neither make money nor do they last. Merchant cannot make money on on transaction. Every sale must .pave th way for further sales. W make our money out of our friend, for our enemies VIII not deal with us. A transaction where both side ar not benefited i Immoral. ' Th modern business man has taught us these five things: I. The value of honesty a a buslnes Asset. 1 The excellence of commerce as a civ ilising Influence. S. ThAt th Interest of proprietor, pub lic and employ ar mutual. , 4. That Art, cthlca, economic and edu cation can and should move forward hand In hand. . S. That business righteousness I simply a form of commonsense, a move toward self-preservAtion. Copyright, 1911, InternAt. Nw Service. L. GABSIDE. It mother to see If sh heard it. Even a colicky baby I mora desirabl to have next door than a graphophone, for th reason that If It parents keep It It may grow to be a useful eitlaeu, but A graphophon will never be anything but A graphophone. Would you be a good a th baby It a lot of gtanta got around you with th ide that to amuse you they roust pinch your cheeks and pinch, you In th ribs, and ever so often your mother took yuu to a place downtown wher a man looked at you through soma sort of a machlna after first scaring you to death by ring ing a bell, or having an Imitation bird sing, that lie might make a picture of you, tliat ha no mori expreeslon than a lump of dough? . i If th baby is treated light, th floors,, alH-ays look as if they had' been swept with a hasty glance, and If th baby Its the first of a number. It I grown up at 10, And If It I the lart It I sUU con sidered a baby at U. It it gets A y balloon. Its possession means two weeps: A weep to get.lt, and A weop a few minutes later when It blown up. And All through life It joys ar At tended this way. When the baby cries, its mother doesn't scold. She looks It over for offending pins and waist bands that pinch, and this excuse for tears and temper attends no one over the age of 5. There I aiwwya sume one to pull th baby back from the fire to keep It from burning Itself. There Is always some one tempting It to play with fir when It grows. A man never know how small hi houss is until buby screams, nor how large until baby is dead. Ask a baby what it name Is, and It mother will wipe its nose and say, "Tell the gentleman." Every tlmo someone looks at it Its mother is reminded that It is time to wring Its nose. Therefor don't look at th baby. Th father come horn In great ex citement to tell hi wlf hi rich uncle ha fulled. "I that so?" aha will eay. "Do you know, I think th baby 1 look ing more Ilka you." He tell her of a change In the map of the world, and she replies, "The baby hasn't cried once to day," and his delight In an election Is : nr.et with A eulogy on baby' new food. All these things and more come to pas ' whe there arrives in A home ids Majesty th Baby. ,:1 1