14 TTTK BEE: OMATTA, SATURDAY, NOVEMBKIi 2"). 1011 Tim Omaha Daily hek "'rMH.I) HY KI'WAHI) kiSKWA I K 1 I. 1 Vl-T "h MO S K A TKI t , I 1 : 1 li O U Entered at Omaha posl office as second rla milter. IKK.MS OK MHS. KIPTION. Pundsv Hr. one on r S.M Faturday Nee, one year II W y bee (without Kundavi, one year 14 im I'aliy Pee ami H'jndav. one vear WW rFt.i vf:rki mv cahiiiek. f?vnlnc Hee (with Sunday!, r tmnlh.2c Jally )ee Itnrltnlinf? fiimlayi, per mo.'C IaUy lire (without Suml.i . p-r mo 4.K' Address all complaints of Irrrrn'arltlea In delivery to Cltv Circulation I'ept. ItKMlTl AM.'M Remit by draft. expirs or pnstal order, payable to The flee riihllshiliU company. Only 2-eent stamps rclved in payment of small accounts. Personal check. e rent on Omaha and eastern exchange, not Brepte.1. OFKi v'.S. Omaha The Itce HulldnR. Poiith Omaha -2.lt N Ht. Council Hluff-15 Pcott Kt. Lincoln 2 Kittles Hulldlng. C'hlcaeo lMs Marcuitte I'.iilldlnB. Knnsm ( Itv KHinnre PullriinK New York S4 West Thirty-third. Washington Ti Kourtrenth M.. N. W. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Ilee, Kdltorlal 1 1 partrnent. OCTOIIER CIItCUKATION. 50,703 State of Nebraska. County of Douglas, a. Owicht William, circulation manager of the Bee Publishing company, bemg duly sworn, eays that the average dally circulation, less Kpolled, unused anil re turned copies, for the month of October, 1D11, was io.TOX DWIOIIT WILMAMH. Circulation Manager. iibKcrlhril In my presence and aworn to tiefore me tlila 1st dav of November, 1911. (Seal.) IiOliEUT HINT Kit, Notary Public. narrlbera lratlnst the eltr temporarily shoald have The He mailed to (kern. Address will tie chonic"l aa eftesi requested. Oh, by the way, Christmas-shopped et? The foot ball brigade Is entitled to Us day and night. Try out your skill at daffydll maklng. H i a good (tame, The meat packers found Chief Jus lice White a llttlo hard of hearing. Mies Chamberlain will be to blame, though, if sho remains In Shady Dend. It looks a little as If Dr. Wu were oolng the presidency of the Chinese republic. I Efficient work Is what w want, but we cannot expect to get It with Inefficient men. Those automatic registering vot ing machines are evidently not al ways automatic. Mr. Rockefeller scorns to have done a llttlo coming back on his own account in that Mesaba case. What does the young emperor of China care about tbs throne, so long as be gets plenty of candy? The Sunday Bee tomorrow will be a hummer. Bur It and you'll get your money's worth and more. Surely Wu Ting-fang will have that smuggling of coolies over the lino stopped when he takes charge. Mr. Bryan Is having a dandy game of tenpins, lie has knocked down Underwood, Harmon and Clark al ready. Perhaps if artists would stop put ting such grossly fictitious values on their paintings fewer of them would t stolen. Nothing quite fits into the spirit of modern commercialism quite as completely as the "pay-as-you-nter" street' car. Oscar Hamraersteln is being lauded for having turned Sandow Into an operatic star. That la finan cially speaking. ran to thlfik of it, too. after Champ came all the way out here to make that fulsome address at the Bryan birthday banquet. ssMBSSBaaaaaseMBaBMSMsaiBa "Shall the railroads control the Panama canal?" asks an exchange. Why should they? The government Is building the canal. Soma sort of mysterious malady Is reported to cava struck the sheep la Kentucky. The bulls and bears in New' York are still in good health. After reading the latest number of Mr. Bryan's Commoner, (tamp Clark Is likely to have much more of a fellow feeling for Mayor "Jim." ' Imitation la the slucsrost flattery, so we are told. Other newspapers are cordially invited to copy The Bee's column devoted to suggesting ellglbles for commissioners. A southern newspaper pleads for a better grade of vice presldeuts. Tbs average man has to placb. him slf to recall the bam of the vice president ten years buck, and It has ever been so. lie son of tho great English uov- llat, .Mi k dug. Is to lecture in Omaha on the life aud work of his father. But the subject Is alltogether too tame to lndisato tLat It boletus In the uplift class. ' The decgwr la that the men sen tfciictd to our prltsous for minor of fwncsa cr to be the ous to serve nut tlitlr tciuis, while tbs murderers ut la for a lor.j time are sure to be I'urdoued or paroled The Misting Champion. At last Mr. Bryan has pinched down on his deck and thrown Champ Clark Into the discard. He is mak ing good thus far on his promfte to Bland on the watch tower and cry out the unfit or tinlrtiHtworthr dem ocratic candidates as they passed by His candor In the case of Speaker Clark Is especially notable In view of the fact that Clark was one of the first men to receive the approbation of Mr. Bryan. In a conference some months sgo at Washington he agreed with Mr. Hearst that the Missourlan was deserving and would do. But now he declares Clark has failed as speaker, as leader and as a serious force in the affairs of the democratic party. When Champ Clark was electe-1 speaker of the house he was given all the opportunity heeded to prove his power, but failed to rlso to the opportunity. He has not even risen above the level of tbo ordinary run of politicians. He la completely overshadowed In the house by Chair man Underwood of the ways and means committee and shows less strength with the gavel than he did as floor leader, because, no doubt, of the larger field he alms to occupy. "The people need a champion," says Mr. Bryun, and asks, "To whom will the honor go?" That is hard to answer. Harmon was told more than a year ago to stand aside. Underwood was later denounced as a tool of the trusts the moment he disobeyed Mr. Bryan's orders during thy last session of congress. Champ Clark is now cast out. Wilson, Folk, Fobs, Marshall and Hoke Smith, of those "favorably mentioned," are still left. When appealed to by the Jacksonlan club Mr. Bryan refused to enlist for Wil son, although of tho four men named he undoubtedly is the most available. Henator O'Gorman of New York Intimates that the next democratic presidential nominee must be a man acceptable to Mr. Bryan. A corre spondent to the Baltimore riin ob serves, In commenting on Senator O'Gorman's view: "If the politi cians, in their folly, Influenced by selfish considerations, refuse to al low Mr. Bryan a place In our coun ells and select a candidate to whom ho is opposed, defeat will bo ours." The Bee Indulged two opinions on democratic prospects a year ago, on that if given rope enough Champ Clark would hang himself politically before the time to nominate a candi date for president nd the other that under the two-tnlrds rule Mr. Bryan would bo able to block a distasteful nomination In the democratic na tional convention. We believe, these observations are oeing vindicated. The Moving1 Picture Comeuioni. iThe grand old game of dueling promises to return to Its own In daughty not naughty France. Several swords have already been crossed and several good names pro tected. There la nothing like a duel to vindicate manly valor or womanly honor. It la the same now as when knighthood was In flower, A reconcllatlon will flow aa fluently from the first tiny sp'trt of blood as It would from the carnage, of a bat tlefield. Conducted under the latest approved method of modern human- Itarlanlsm, the French duel loses all its rougher elements and partakes o the refinement and delicacy of the noble nam It seeks to vindicate. But while these traditional com bats are being "fought" why not get the full benefit of them? Reports say of a lata match that it was held in the presence of many cameras, but where was the moving picture man? Is be overlooking this oppor tunity? Think of the possibilities of suub a concession! Where two conspicuous French gentlomen, an editor and a scientist, fight over the honor of such a noted woman as Mme. Curie, whom alt the intellec tual world knows, the moving pic ture showman could reap a harvest, It eeema to us, by exhibiting his films in the United States, Of course, knowing Frenchmen, or even other Europeans might not "fall for It," as the saying goes, but an Amer ican would never hesitate. Vaudeville is overlooking one of its richest treasures here. It is time some alert promoter was getting down to buslnees. Frauds in Imports. -Secretuty MacVeagh's statement that the Treasury department has looked in vain for some line of busi ness within its Jurisdiction free from Importation frauds reveals a serious condition and enables people to appreciate the task confronting the government in its effort to break up smuggling, undervaluation and other phases of this system of fraud as practiced at the ports of entry. It helps albo to show the splendid work that haa been done in this connection by Collector l.oeb at the port of New York. But the secretary of the treasury evinces no suggestion of flinching before the tssk. Instesd, In ad dressing a body of customs apprais ers he makes it plain that the gov ernment Is after these people .with the utmost determination. With the co-operation of every inspector la its service, he feels sure of suc cess. It is not enough that Mr. Locb succeed la brlnglug mighty in terests like the sugar combine to time, extracting $3,000,000 of with held duties, there Is tho small as well as the great customs dodger every line of Importation, Mr. Mac Veajrh says. Aside from tho prime matter of cheating the government out of its dues, these Importers have been among the chief violators, too, of our pure food and drug laws. Or dinarily when the frauds perpe trated at there, porta of entry ara mentioned one thinks of hidden Jewels or other vclusbles, but the evil Is broader and more far-reach ing than that, as we find upon closer examination. To appreciate what the government has done, and Is still doing, In this particular is to know something of the momentous task at hand. Eepublican Activity. Our democratic friends, as voiced by their newspaper organs, are evi dently distressed over the unmistak able signs of republican activity In Nebraska in preparation for the' com ing presidential campaign, as com pared with the lethargy upon the democratic rank and file. ' Nebraska republicans may disagree upon men and measures, but they are alert and wide-awake, whllo tho democratic forces are apparently apathetic, ap parently waiting for orders from Mr. Bryan or other would-be leaders. Republican activity In Nebaska is a good sign, betokening real Interest In maintaining republican ascen dancy In the state, and a well waged preliminary contest will do no harm If only all concerned remember -that success at tho polls depends on eventual party solidarity, Nebraska Is normally republican by from 10, 000 to 15,000, but it Is normally republican on the basis of a united party. If the antl-Taft element should win out In tho primary, they would have to havo tho help of the regulars afterwards to overcome the democratic nomine-, and likewise, If tho regulnrs prove to be in tho ma jority in the primary, they will want the Insurgents to stay with the ticket and withstand the blandishments of the democrats, sure to be repeated in the same form as presented by Mr. Bryan In the late campaign. Intelligent republicans, no matter of what shade of opinion, should and do realize that it is the' democratic play to promote dissension, and breed trouble In tho republican ranks by -every poialDlavtrick, but that in these efforts the democrats are wholly unconcerned as to the out come except as It conduces to demo cratic succfiSH,' and that they will later bo uncompromisingly opposed to 1 the republican standard bearers, no matter who they are. . The lawyers have discovered an apparent flaw in the Albert law by which the drastic penalty for viola tion may be evaded. The same law yers that are knocking holes In the Albert law poso as great reformers when they get outside the court room. "Congressman Underwood would get tho democratic nomination for president If Alabama could give it to him," says the Philadelphia Record. No doubt, and thut Is oue r?aaon why the other states will Insist on their rights. Unable to stand the searchlight thrown upon Mm by Tho Bee, "The marvelous Veno" has decamped for parts unknown. In the meantime, our local medical association Is busy eliminating the contract doctor. People Talked About No matter how high the price may aoar, the genius wh, succeed In utiacrambllng rgga can get a place In rivrp Morgan' art collection. A Chicago doctor eagerly reaches for a slice of publicity by arguing before a council of women In favor .of a law lim iting the le of fa.ml.lea, the number of children to be In proportion to the fam ily income. No applauao greeted the argument, the audience being sobered by the thought that feeble-minded aaylunjo are not getting their duo. A large corporation which did not know where It waa at In the matter of paying taxea haa been enlightened by the I'nllod Statea aupreme court. Orgaiilied In Ken tucky and dulug bunlne-a thousands of mllea away the manager thought the blue graaa atate would be content with the honor. Kentucky Inaiated aeelng the color of the loliv. The court aald Ken tucky had a cinch. Go to It. Tom McNulty U the man who put the rollers under the democratic machine In Maryland laxt weak. McNulty la a mixer by birth, a aaleaman who haa the blarney btone licked to a flnlh. He ran away from bis competitor for ihc primary nomination for nhei'lff of EaUlinoie, but the democratic boaaea did a crude 'Job of ballot-box atuftlng and counted him out. MoNultr's grievance being a crime againxt the ballot became an- laaue in the campaign and resulted not only In the election of a republican govejpor, but republican law officers pledged to proas- cute the perpetrators of the ballot frauds. Former Governor Pennypackcr tit f ennsylvanla has" put bito book form S -x-athing denunciation of everybody who stigmatised the atale Capitol as a palace of graft. Several Juries heard testimony and several oourta pajiaed upon the Jury wrdiota. Bewral or the contractors are dead, others are In prison, soma of the un convicted gis Iters settled for taah, and the architect Is serving a term In Jail. In Mr. V ennypacker's opinion thesa legal conclusions are crimes against Innocent men, the "result of a glgantlo con spiracy of muckreckera." Kir. Psnny lacker was on Ihs Job at the time and couldn't tell a slice of graft from a sec tion of moonshine. pjookln Backward 1 COMPILED F MOM Bf.r. FILES Thirty Years Agi The Imperial club held Its third party of the aeaann at Masonic hall. Among those mentioned as present .were Mr. and Mrs. It. f. Drowning. Mr. and Mrs. M. flellman, Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Hotlee, Mr. and Mrs. A. Ilospe. Mr. and Mrs. Chris Hartman, Mr. and Mrs. Robert HarrtHon, Mr. and Mm. 13. E. Hume. Mr. and Mrs. U. W. Dickinson, Mr. and Mrs. Ed Hsnev, Mr. and Mrs. A. McKensle. Mr. and Mrs. J. n. Manchester, Mr. and Mrs. Al Sorennon, Mr. and Mrs. W. M. Rathburn, Mr. and Mrs. H. D. Btull. Mr. and Mrs. A. Traynor, Mr. and Mrs. Rotrt Taylor, Mr. and Mrs. R. A. Wtthnell, Mrs. Miner, the MiHsea House, Canan, Dun ham, Adams, Ubby and Kllza With nell, McCheane, Tsschurk, Nellgh, Messrs. Canan, Festner. Bushman, Cooke, Donahue, Porter, llofewater, Saunders, Snyder, Wilkinson, Taylor, McCSregor, Hay, McAusland, Bradley, Anders, Tsschuck and Potter. W. A. Paxton has Jutt built another large hotel for worklngmen on the ground now occupied by the Slavln house on paper. George Q. Cannon, contestant tor a seat In the house of representatives as delegate from Utah territory, passed through the city on his way to Wash ington. Thomas Currey, chief opeiator of the Western Union, about to become man ager at Ogden, was presented by his as sociates with a pair of gold spectacles, U. M. Rchm being the spokesman. Frits Wlrth helped August Reck, chief clerk of the military headquarters, cule brate his fiftieth anniversary and dis charge day with an entertainment for a party of his friends, which must have included a Bee reporter. Iler II Co. and Kara Millard have com menced construction of a private sewer for the use of their new buildings on Harney street. Dacey Johnson, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Christ Johnson, aged S, died at the i evidence at Charles and King street.1. Joe It. Prlchard has succeeded Mr. Horton al cashier of the Western Union office on Farnam street. . U. t. Green, one of the mall carriers, has a male to carry now that Is a little out of the usual line. It weighs ten pounds and arrived yesterday. Clem Chase was at home from Lincoln yesetrday. , Rev. John Williams has gone east. Mrs. Ed'Morsetnan left for a visit In tho east. ' Ex-Aldcrman Jim Stephenson is bark from an extensive trip through Colorado and Idaho. He Indignantly denies the Imputation cast upon him by ".Mine Host" Bwobe and cays he never saw a grixzly bear on his trip. Twenty Years Agi The Bt. Vincent de Paul society gave an enjoyable entertainment at Crelghton college, the proceeds of which went to the poor of the city. After a chorus by the pupils of 8t. Catherine's academy, the address of the evening was made by John Rush, whose subject was "Charity." J. P. Murphy sang "A Picture Turned to the Wall," Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Hit ter rang "Adieu," by Donlsettl; Prof. J. A, Rchenk rendered a piano solo. Miss Fannie Arnold sang a solo, "Delia Napoll," and Prof. B. J. Ilrett played a violin solo. The city hall furniture boodle Investi gation was finished, so far as getting evidence was concerned, and the council committee adjourned subject to the call of Chairman Tuttle. Christ Ppecht, the councilman who preferred the charges of boodle that ' led to embarrassment for some, was extolled tor- hla character and reputation by many witnesses, including bankets and prominent business men. Parah Ivy Weeks, 10-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles E. Weeks, U37 Ames avenue, died at the family home. Mis. Jennie Kldrldge, M yeara of age, wlte of Wliiiain H. Uldrldga and daugh ter of Louis Shields, died at her home, i,i: Franklin street. Mrs. J. J. Brown gave a brlllant recep tion at her home on Kherman avenue In the afternoon In honor of her niece. Miss Delia Chandler, one of the season's in teresting debutantes and a society favor. He, Mrs. Hrown, Miss Chandler and her Intimate friend, Miss Majy Poppletou, receiving in the north drawing room. Aiding the hostess were Mrs. Will Pop pleton, Mrs. Hussey, Mrs. Will Morris, Misses Yost. Bherwood, Hoagland, I -aura Hoagland. Carrie Stevens of Pasadena, Cal.; Wallace, May Wallace, McKetina, Park of Grand Island, Stella Hamilton, Clura UrtrWn. Teu Yeail Ag Many Nebraska friends of General Grenvllle M. Dodge, who came out from New York on a visit, dined with him In formerly at the Omaha club, where a good deul of reminiscent speeck-making was Indulged In. The dinner was gotten up by Dr. George D. Miller, General C. F. Manderson, Captain H. E. Palmer, J. Sterling Morton and General J. C. Cow In, Reside those, these were present: N. 1. Dodge. Jr.; W. R. Kelley. C. W. man, J. N. II. Patrick, H. W. Yates. C. J. Greene, II. T. Clurke. J. M. Woolwortli, W. D. McHugh. G. W. Wattles. E. P. Pick, Fred A. Nash. Charles L. Saunders. Victor Rostwater. R. II. Wood. Leonard Everett of Council Ltluffs. J. J. Dickey, John Collins, Thomas Orr, E. J. Uc- demand, C. K. Coutant. Clement C. Chase, K. D. Barkalow. Dr. H. M. Hoyt returned from New Hampshire, where he hud been called by the death of Ms mother. A ' hcrse fell on Oscar 8. Johnson at Sixteenth and Grace streets, coachman for Charles Saunders, and broke his leg at the knee. K. C Strode of Lincoln was In town. Elmer D. Stevenson. Internal revenue collector, announced he would move his family up from Lincoln for the winter. C. Leaf reported to the police the theft of several coops of chickens from In front of his store at 1040 Cspltol avenue. News was received of the death In Ypiliantl. Mich., of Judge J. Wlllard Babbitt, who had been the law partner of Caaper E. Yost In Omaha when they were both struggling young lawyers. Material fee rise Baansplv. Pt. Louis Globe-Democrat. Several ot the defendants charged with tarring and feathering a young school teacher tn Kanaaa having confessed. It Is now proper ta aay that, being men of mature years, they shmild be given small mercy, the outrage Mvlnif. apparently, been provoked by nothing but small spite and Jaalouay animating enme of the wo mta at the aetghborhood. The offeuae was ae halnoua as to call for ths making of an example. r In Other Lands fide Lights on What Is Trans plrlna; Arnoaa- the .ear and Par Nations of the t'.arih. Russia and Great Britain control four fifths of the trade of Persia, the former through the, Caspian sea. the latter through the Persian gulf. Ruasla has a mortgage on the Caspian revenues for a loan or S15.OiO,0GO. Great Britain's loan of r,o"0.O0 lias been liquidated, but individ ual Britons have Invested In Persian en terprises which have not paid. For years back the finances of the country have leen In chaos, taxes dodged and court extravagance ruinous. As soon as the spendthrift shah, Ahmed- Mlrza, was driven from the throne, the parliamentary government cast about for a competent person to reorganize the fiscal system, and the choice fefl on W. Morgan Sinis ter, recommended by the American State department. The selection endangered Russian plans. Under an energetic. In telligent and Impartial administration, prompt and economical collection of rev enues, Russia's mortgage, would be can celled In time and the people trained up to a degree of self-reliance that would be very annoying to a bear hungry for Persian lamb. The sum of Persia's of fending Is the American brand of prog resH. Reactionaries hate It. From the moment the American's reforms were Inaugurated Russia has fomented trouble In the north, encouraged the Mlrza fiasco, and now threatens Invasion on the pre text of having been Insulted. Great Britain, at first friendly, has become an accessory to Russia's designs. The bear and the lion In unison accuse the lamb of riling tho drinking pool, and evidently will not be content until the prey Is stowed away In their respective interior departments. But the expected fegst will not take place In the dark. By stirring appeals for arbitration and letters to the press of the western world, Mr. Shuster has turned an International spotlight on the calculated greed and duplicity of bul lying powers. Km nee and Morocco. Former Premier Clemenceau of France declines to applaud the master stroke of French diplomacy whereby Morocco comes under the French flag and Ger many gets an appeasing slice of Kamerun country. Without responsibility for this or other ministerial acts the noted Frenchman shines once more in his fa vorite role of a free lance, handling his blado with tho dexterity of an expert. He does not regard the Franco-German tTeaty as a wonderful triumph for Fiance. The glory of the achievement of adding Morocco to French territory does not duzzle him, and he refuses to be charmed by the prospect of French men doing the work of reconstruction, the French treasury footing the bills, while others powers are free to come In and share In the profits. "In Morocco," lie says, "we shall be free to accomplish the same work as In Algeria and Tunis upon the simple condition of making no profit out of It. When pacification has been achieved, when French garrisons are assured of maintaining order, we shall construct ports and railroads and the undertakers of these enterprises will be German, English or Belgian. We have peopled Algeria with French. , We shall people Morocco with Spaniards and Ger mans. The treaty that haa been pre pared for us assures us the monopoly of all the expense and to Europe the divis ion of all the profit." Italy and Tripoli. j If the government of Italy looked be fore It leaped into Tripoli and carefully calculated what It would receive for the blood and treasure expended, the In formation was not conveyed to the public, j A correspondent of the Popolo Romano, ministerial organ, who Is with the army in Tripoli, warns his countrymen against the notion that the new colony Is . a paradise for enterprise. "I left Rome," he writes, "with my heart full of the rosiest Illusions, which . were further increased during my Journey across Sicily, where a lesion of fortune seekers la anxiously awaiting the mo ment to land In Tripoli. Well, my ad vice Is do not move from where you are. At Tripoli now and for a long time to come there is nothing to attract or encourage Initiative, work or smell private capital." He then points out that the aid of the government and of large public companies will be required to make Trlpollt productive. Three amall Italian capitalists who traveled with him full of hope are now only waiting for the first steamer to take them back to Italy thoroughly disheartened. Of the Arabs he says: "They are lasy, wretched, ragged, sickly, living on alms or by the humblest services," while all the retail trade Is In the hands of the Jews and Maltese, whose aim 1 to spend aa little as possible. He concludes with the prophecy that "at least twenty years will be required before Tripoli becomes a city able to give remunerative employ. ment to small private capital." International Opium Conference. Tho aocond International opium confer ence consisting ot delegates from the United States. Great Britain, China, France and Germany, will meet at The Hague on December 1. The prime ob ject of the meeting is to strengthen the laws and regulations tentatively agreed to at the flit conference at Shanghai In l'.OP. Considerable progress haa been made In the orient In suppressing or re stricting the traffic In opium In the last two years. Tho Chinese government has been particularly diligent in this regard, not only la restricting the sale of the drug, but In suppressing the cultivation of the poppy. British authorities in In dia gradually reduced exports of the drug with a view to ultimata suppres sion. The great obstacle to success, how ever, is lax enforcement of laws against opium In the foreign concessions In Chinu, and aguint these evil spots The Hague conference will direct Its energies. The sincerity of the United States in the crusade is shown by the practical suppression of the traffic In the Philip pines. Twenty years a.to the Spanish government derived annually a revenue of ?(000 from opium Imports to the Islands. That revenue has been wiped out. During the ilxteen months follow ing the ei.forcement of the prohibitory law the total duty collected on opium imported Into the Philippines fur medical purposes was only $-47. while tM.000 was collected la fines for violations ot the statute. Why lirrnnsr Cam Down. Chicago Inter ocean. If It Is true, as the British public la be-g'nnir.a- to believe, that England was on the point of fwlng to war aga'nat Ger n sny In support of Franco In the Moroc can trouble, It Is easy to fee why Franc offered such eortfl.lent opnwltton to the German ptcgrant end earn out successfully. CHEERY CHAFF. She Kind words can never die. He Maybe not. but a whole lot of them eem laid up and not working. Boston i'ranscr:pt. "Why are you rushing around so to day r "I'm trying to get something for my wife." "Had any offers?" Kansas City Jour nal. The unctuous undertaker was sympa thetic. "How deep do you dig graves, as a ruleT" asked the old millionaire's young widow. "Six feet." "Mke It twelve," she replied."! will pay the difference." Puck. "Why, she used to be a theatrics! star. AbsolutelyPurei The Standard Leavening Agent of the World Contains all the excellence possible to be attained In a perfect baking powder Insures delicious and appe- tizing home -baked foods. Ho Alum No - e announces c Sc train Vr- rit s tbc -Santa Jr -,w Connection jltbSt.. GDARANTEE FOND LIFE ASSOCIATION OKGAMZJiD JAM All V J, 10O2. rilVJk s'ltOliWXlU.N LNHIUAM'K Assets, October 1, ltfll $30t,G41.7O Jieaerve l-outl, October 1, 1011 ,. I 408,7-0.45 becurlues will btate Department October 1, IU1I. ....... iittJ.SSO.OO To car Oar lasujraao Coatracts.) Kate per Uiouaaoo, te a.i (other ages lu proportion), $8.73 Depository Hanks apointe(l KU. UBseS la California, Indiana. Iowa, Xaaaas, Hoainna, Nebraska. Sorlh Dakota, Orsgoa. louts Dakota, Idaao, Washington. Tasas and Wfeaoing. an Bisparlog to eater lillaou and Miekigan. Mta capable at y rv using tbs bt class of business waatea as ovists Manasan eaa Sollciuus. ivook vr ova xbco&d. Home Office: Brandeis building, Omaha, Neb Telephone LougU TUUl. but since sh has grown fat she's Just an ordinary actress." "Nothing strange sbout that. Aav as tronomer will tell jou that as stars IB crease In magnitude they decrease In brightness." Chicago Tribune. Jane Rjibblt What's th' matter with Pa RbbltT" Brother Bob Ma's afraid he's uoln" to have apoplexy. He laughed so hard at th' hunters shootlti' each other. Cleve land Plain Dealer. The Stranger Who is the little man talking so loud and fierce to those fel lows on the hotel porch? The Native That's Hank Hawkins, "th' village expressman. lies roastln' til parcels post. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I don't take to do man dat sells his vote for cash." sold Uncle Ebe.n. "an' I has my 'splclons 'bout de one dat trades It off for promises." Washington Star. Lima Phosphates 0 ...... nwClttCat. turner-loWW