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How to Raise Your Salary
By DOROTHY DLX.
I hve received a letter from a young . tlonary? Do you do the iiort of work that
girl, who says: jyour employer can trust to bo out of the
Ain't You Never Been No Place? By Tad
"I am a utenographer getting a moder
ate salary and would like to Increase my
income In some way. It I could
take up some
nudy at night,
which would not
cost very much, I
would be glad to do
o. Can you advlee
me what I had bct
tr study so that
1 may be able to
earn more money?"
Ten, Indeed, little
Rirl, I can advise
you about a study
to take up at night
that will enable
you to earn more
money. And It is
the study of steno
graphy. If you are get
ting a moderate sal
ary for your work
In an office you
may be very sure that the reason of It
Is that you are not worth better" pay.
The law of demand and supply Is inex
orable, and If you do not receive the
highest price for your services it Is simply
and solely because you don't deliver the
high-priced class of goods.
Quit thinking of yourself as a pool
down-trodden, unappreciated working
woman, and your employer as a grind
ing tyrant and a growling, grouching
churl. Just try to get on tho outside of.
yourself, and take a good. long, dlspaa
cinnata look at your own work and see
if you don't think yourself that
nrcttv indifferent, sloppy
work.
How fast can you take dictation? How
accurate are you? How do you spell?
tan you take a score of letters without
making a slr.gle mistake? Can you write
ivtn a sliifclo PSo without making cr
loia that you have to rub out, and that
make unsightly smears? Isn't your spell
ing of the sort to Indicate that you're
not even on visitlntf terms with the dlc-
It is
hlt-or-miss
office without some more competent
person looking over it to catch and cor
rect your mistakes?
Oh, you say you don't pretend to be
very fast, or an eipert typewriter, and
you never could learn how to spell, and,
of course, you make mistakes, and the
typewriter will balk and buck-Jump for
you, and it's the place of the man
Mgher up to catch the error when you
have written "ten thousand" for "one
thousand" in a letter or that the goods
will be shipped via Portland, Me., wheo
they are to go by Jacksonville, Fla.
In a word, my dear little sister, you
admit that you nava nof mastered your
trade and that you turn put the most In
competent work, and yet you complain
that you get a moderate salary and
you'd Ilka to study something else to do
on the aide. Believe me. I give you a
straight tip when I tell you that you
would make a mistake to divide your
energies and interests, aud that you
could earn no more money by doing two
trtngs badly than you do by doing one
badly.
All that any stenographer needs to do
to Increase her earning capacity is to do
her work better. The market ia glutted
with Ignorant, Incompetent stenographers
who oan neither wrlta nor spell, who
work with one eye on the clock and
their mlnde full of vaudeville show and
beaux. They ara cheap because they do
cheap work, but the world Is fu.ll of
rushed business men who are simply ach
ing to pay- high salaries to the kind of
stenographers that can be relied upon to
do quick, accurate work.
The women who climb up In offices
from assistant typewriters to being
private secretaries don't do It by taking
up some other work on the outside.
They concentrated on stenography and
learned their own trade thoroughly.'
If you want to make more money, little
sister, all that you'va got to do is to do
your work so well that you put It In the
high-priced class In the labor market.
And thin is true, no matter whether you
are a prima donna or a scrubwoman.
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Bucking the Game
Ky MILK OVKRHOLT.
"If I could only buy a cow and save the coat of cream,
And shoo tho noisy milkman off, 'twould be a happy dream."
That's what 1 told myself one day. I Bald: "Why, can't you ,
We'd have fresh milk and butter, too, and whey from tnlcrobea free?
We'd have our home-made buttermilk without a cent of coat,
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Except a trifling um for feed, and that would not ba lost."
I eald that over to myself until I made a vow
To save my cash till I'd enough to buy a gentle cow.
And ao one day I found a man who offered one for sale;
She had a pare blue gleaming eye; she bad no horns or tall.
He charged me ninety plunks for her, and awore I had a snap;
But when I tried to milk the brute she sat down tn my lap.
And then I gave the neighbor's boy a quarter every day
To coax a pint of milk from her. I bought a ton of hay.
Beoldea t fed her bran and straw and and built a cold-proof shsd,
I bought some other luxuries and aaw that she was fed.
Why dwell upon the piteous tale? When six months after that
I figured on the com of cream and whey and butter-fat,
I found each plut of so-called milk had coat a dollar-ten
In feed and cow and shed and boy and clothes aad work and mea.
And so In anger and In pain I killed the cow one day
And sold her to the butcher tor whatever he would pay.
Did you ever stop to think why one
cook gets $3 a week and another cook
gets U0.000 a year? It's because of the
difference In the quality of their cooking.
One can't boil water without scorching
it, or make a biscuit that Isn't a deadly
weapon, and the other can take' a tough
piece of beef, and a potato and an
onion and a carrot, and make a dish
that is fit for a king. One cook had
never taken the trouble , to - learn her
trade, and the other has mastered every
detail of it.
Why is it that one woman has to make
dresses for $10 or H5 a piece, while an
other can get $300 or $300 for making a
gown? Bimply because the cheap woman
Is a bungler. And the other woman Is
an expert. One woman will send your
dress home with the skirt hanging forty
seven different ways, with the sleeves
sewed n wrong, and he hooks not
matching, while the other sends you
back a perfect garment that It Is a
pleasure and a comfort to wear. One
turns out Incompetent work, and the
other good work, and we cheerfully iay
the difference in price.
The great majority of middle-aged
women who are suddenly thrown on their
own resources to make a living take
boarders. Most of them fail at Jt, and
the reason Is becauxe they never do
their work properly. I''or seventeen
yenrs I lived In boarding houses, and in
all of that time I never lived In but one.
single, solitary houno. that was properly
run. And that boarding house keeper
made a fortune tn a few yeurs, and has
retired, and Is living In liyxury.
AVe all write our own price tag, little
elMer. We get for our work Just ex
actly what It ia worth, and tho minute
you bruin turning out a first-class Job,
you will receive a first-class price for It.
Aud then 1 bought liur back again, in little bits, of course;
The second time I paM for her at prices then in force.
found that dead cows cost a lot, much more than when alive,
Like murderers and skunks aud things. I never more will strive
To beat tho cosl-of-llvlng thing; I think I've bad enough;
I lack the nerve and foolishness to try to call Ita bluff. v
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f The Way of a Maid
By FRANCIS Jj. GARSIDE.
The conversation had drifted around to
marriage proposals, or perhaps It would
be more truthful to say it had been
steered around to that subject, for mar
ried women delight In recalling the num
ber of dukes and earls and millionaires
they might have had, "if I hadn't mar
ried your poor father, child," and un
married women like to coyly linger
sround a subject that gives them op
portunity to Imply a popularity perhaps
they never had.
I do not think." said Daysey Mayme
Appleton, "that a woman should ever
eater into an engagement of marriage
thoughtlessly, or without due delibera
tion. It is the most Important step of
her life and one that should be gov
erned by more aerloua deliberation than
a woman gives to the purchase of a
pound if tripe or a yard of chiffon.
"I recall a proposal of marriage I re
ceived one Sunday night, and which was
such a surprise to me I asked a week
to think it over.
"The next morning bright and early I
called on all my young married friends,
add the contrast between their uncurled
condition and my careful toilet must
How to Keep Young and Pretty
Care of the Nails and Eyebrows
Copyright, 1911, National News Asg'n.
By GABY DKSLYS.
You have a proverb In your language
which I do not believe is true at all.
It la about "beauty unadorned."
Now how can anyone say that it Is
lets beautiful to .be perfectly colffed
than disheveled or that one's com
plexion Is better because one does not
take care of It or one's nose is more
fascinating for want of a wee dab of
powder! As to one's hands, 1 can dis
prove your proverb at once. They are
adorned the most when they set the
best and most constant care aud some
adornment in the way of rings and
bracelets, both of which I adoro and
which set off the play of gesture which
we French women use to emphasize
our words.
If I talked without' usius my hands
I should not fuel that 1 was making
any Impression on my hearer. But I
should not like my bauds nor would
they be pretty If I did not take the
greatest care of tl'.em. First 1 try to
keep them Boft and never wasit them
In water, but use cold cream and soft
cloths and now and then a little lemon
Juice. 1 rub the cream thoroughly Into
my skin Juet as If f eio washing in
water and then 1 wipe It all off very
have afforded them unpleasant food for T carefuly Th0 Iemou Juil.e lliai;e the
reflection
"One who used to be a belle has three
children and does all her own work. She
taid ahe hadn't ben In an automobile
or to the theater since she married, and
when I asked her what new books she
had read she pointed to 'Dr. Budges
Colic Pains and Their Reller and a cook
book.
"The second friend on whom I called
wasn't at home; her husband was. Ha
l'ad drank himself out of a job, and she
downtown supporting him. Iter
wedding was one of the most romantic
I ever knew.
.V third was divorced, a fourth had
l-nt h'r children In an orphans' homn
anil disappeared, and a fifth, whose
huhband says he really loves her, and
who- lovis him. hadn't been on a railroad
train since her marriage. But, she said,
with a proud smile, he always took her
Photograph with him on his tripe, aud
thct meant so much to a woman!"
A pause to give her hearers time to
sniff scornfully. Then she resumed:
"I had ahked the young man for a
week, but the next afternoon I tele
gruphed him his answer. You may think
it waa a refusal., but no! 1 wired him
I would be ready to marry him witbia a
:r.onth!''
skin soft and while, but I cl not use
it too often as it U very drying.
When my hands aro clenn I Fhape
tho cuticle around the nail, pressing it
back. 1 use a piece of cambric to do
this or elso I use an oi-angewood stick
and a little powdered pumice.
The pumice cleans off any skin that
may have grown to the nail. 1 have
all kinds of different nail files, some
large, some small and fine and many
different emery board for p:lihing off
the corners. I think lung ntil'H make
the hands look more slender and aris
tocratic, but, of course, they aro apt to
break off, ecpoclaliy If they a.e not
well "fed'' or oiled every lay, and It
does look funny to see one'a nails all
different lengths. So to keep them
from breaking 1 rub a good nail salve
on them every night and keep them
oiled on very cold dry days when I
find thy are apt to bieak.
Hut It is In polishing the nails that
their chief adornment Is accomplished.
For this purpose I use several burfers,
a good nail polish, ordinary dark
rouge, pomade, and last of ull liquid
rouge and enamel.
In Paris it Is the fasholn Just r.ow
to have very red nails and pink finger
tips. 8? after the nails are hlghly
pollshed, a little liquid rouge is
poured on the edges of the bufer and
applied to the nail, which is then cov-
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An Appeal to Door Mats
On thing at a tlnri, and tht done
a t1
"A silent woiker is better than a noisy "
talker" lvery niu U diluted, la used to tint the
KTBBROW CULTIVATION 1U AN AIJJ TO 11HALTV.
WHEN MY il.NIjj AKU Cl.KAN 1 SHAPE THIS CUTICLE AROUND THE NAILS.
finger tips and palms of the hands. ,ci (nuke a beauty is in the cultivation
of the eli"W. Yon ran train your
eyebrows Into alinoht any shape you like
by taking the tweeteis to pull out huirs
that tletro" the right line and using a
Another bit vt adornment which helps 1 little brush rubbed oer wet soap to
This has M ho done very artistically
or it kliiH, but it is very pretty and
effcttiVK when welt cionu and makes
the hands look 10 oung.
accentuate tho curve you want to have.
If you arch tliu elrowa vry high over
the eye It makes the eye look larger.
There ure many different kinds of
eyebrow darkeneis wlil.li are good, but
it looks very unnatural to have one's
eyebrows quite a different color from
the hair, and 1 think it Is better to stay
as close to nature as you can while
making good use of ail our modern
Improvements In the line of adornment
By FKANC1S h. GARSIDE.
To what great heights of moral courage.
Indignation and revolution a mask mar
ried man will arise when be in all alone
In the house. Is known to Its fullest ex
tent by Lysander John Appleton, BJQd It
wss en one of these occasions that a
bright Idea caiue Into hi head.
"fllnc.e nobody Is anybody antes he or
ganise a society of some kind." he said,
pounding on the table to bring his pillow
cushion ladles to order, "I will organise
a Family Ijnor Mat club, and Invito all
who are the family door mats to join."
The possibilities, the wide scope, tho
almost nutlonul need of such aa organi
zation for a mumen almost overwhelm
him, and lie paused to gain control of hi
emotions by blowing his nose.
"Is there a door mat memSer tn your
family?" 1 e asked, In a vole ho tried
to make thunder, but from which all the
thunder had been removed by thirty
years of matrimony, "if there Is. let him
come In. The trade mark of our organi
zation will be a T.urm. tho floral ambient
any faded flower, and whe.q wo meet ta
anneal banquet we will bow our heads
in merl iiess ever humble pie.
"All the down-trodden, the suppressed,
the emilcd-at and thi snufted-out; ail who
feel like nuiel me ft of the tlmo, and who
go through life with apologetlo tread; all
who rough bel'iud their bands and aro
afraid to come li the bouso wilt find
at tr.ee meetings renewed courage, a
jmrnrnl for their backs and Btraiabt
fri r.i coi.-et for their souls."
The possibility that in some families the
door rust member might bo Mother. In
stead of Father, suddenly appealed to
him, and caused hlri to look with uncer
tainty gt Ms pillow cushion ladies.
"I can't conceive it,' ho said, "but 11
there ate any women door mats, w
brave men will not regard their stx aa a
bar. Mothers who are door mat (or
prints daughters will fmd oportunlty
at our meetings to express opinion with'
out bring spelched. and married men
who haven't had their Jokes laughed at
since courtship days, will get palls of
laughter from us."
There was a noise at tbe door; Mrs.
Appleton was returning homo.
"I will draw up by-laws and find a re- '
treat where he can gather at our Heat
meeting, " he said, his voice dying away
in the faintest of whisper.
I
HcaJtkr Fta.
The Squire's Wife I really don't thick
It can bo healthy, having your pig a
near the bouse.
The Farmer twtth pride) Noo of thao
pig ba ever bad a day's illness. Butch;
and Whit
