'lili: OMAHA MXIAV 15 H I : : NOVKMHKK It 1 13 15 t f ii 5 1 ! 3 n, Tun Omaha Sunday Ukk. rOlM'KIl BY FDWARD RWEWATKn. VICTOR ROSE. WATER, EDITOR. F!nte.r.--d nt Omahi clas matter. postofflce second- TERMS OF ei.BSClaPTION. v; Punrtar bee, on vear in .! Saturday Bee. oiin er ; Jily Hre (without Sundiiv), one year. 4 0' .". laily Hon and Sunday, one vear ) ! l'KI.lVKRKD 1JV CARRIER. ' , Kynln Bcf-CwHli Sundsvl. per month. .?"c i .1 Dally Ho (including Sunday), per niu..S ! Dally Hit i without Sundavi. per urn. . . .4 -c j Addrea all rcmtpl-ilni-t of lrr-K ilarUles t In dchveiy to City circulation Dci't. If REMITTANCKS. . ! ) Remit by draft, express or postal order, I ;' payable to The Hn Publishing company. ! Jtily 2-cent atampa r-rivd In payment . r small acnonnt. personal checks. c I r,,Pt cm Omaha and eastern exchange, not j accepted. orrrcE?. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha 118 N St onncll RiurfK 15 Scott Ft. Lincoln-!; hittio Building Chicago l;4s Marquette Hu'ldlns. Kansas City Rt.ll;. lice Building New York West Th'rtv-tlilrd. Washington 73 Fourteenth St.. N w. CORRESPOND KNCE. Cntrnnuitk-atHrina relaiina to news and ( 'U dHorial matter should be addressed . imiM Bee, Ed'torlal Department. OCTOBER CIRCULATION. 50,703 jl Rtate of Nebraska, Cciuntv of noun!. ss. Dw-lght Williams, circulation manager J;' 11" Re Publishing company. being .fluly worn, eya nIBt tnB average dally - r-tre-jlatlon. lean apoiled. unused lind re , . turned copies for tha month of October. was w.roi. J DWIOIIT WILLIAMS, i Circulation Manager. . Rubseribrd In my preaenre and sworn to ,. lefore til this lit day of November Mi. : tScal.) RuBEHT HUNTER X Notary I'ublic. flabarrlbera lea-rlna; tha city esnporarll-r ahuald kc Tha B mailed ts them. Address will he rhaased as aftea aa raqaeated. , Q Yep, nothing to do till tomorrow. Take heed, Mr. Turkey Gobbler. They're after you. i I Only a few more day and foot ball hlll be iaut for another year. . -- - - - Mayor "Jim" In no ailk-itocklng. iwuh uv uurnu i care nnv 'niiQWi ii. HaltliiKire U koIiik ahead on the right 'track now. Baltimore American. ' Muat be on the trail of Omaha. it Your "Uncta Dudley" Veno still flnda the road of the medical faker! 1 rocky. Do not bemean this world, for It ia i .impossible to find another on earth ''better. Few men 11ml politics aa bad as (they had thought, If only they sue coed In landlpg. ( The governor of Nevada has tome out in defense of Reno, showing he ls not afraid of a time's Job. i i I- ... Tl"' J The ond creditable 'feature about Maryland democrats attempt to dia 'franchise the negro was Us candor." Trcntinf-has ileqided to aue Caruso for $100,000, Caruso gets more good free advertising than most artists. Europe Is shaken by an earth quake. Nature doubtless thought, politics was not oosug a good job of It. The 1911 gridiron death list is gradually lengthening. The saie and sane foot ball game Is plainly of the liiuture. Aviator Rodgera Is to be congratu lated more on the fact that he Is alive ithan ou his flue flight across the con tinent. The last time woman suffrage was Voted on in Nebraska it waa beaten two to one. It Is a safe guess that lit will not be worse next time. The elpgan of. the day. is greater jefnc-lency In life. That Is a physical, (moral, montal and spiritual uplift, which marks this as a good day. j A debate between Colonel Roose- -a - - . a tcii ana congressman Stanley on What I Know About the Steer Merger" would at least be inter k-Ktlng. ' Though bliud tho later years of his ?ife. Joseph Pulitzer yet had a vision t'f life and its problems larger and inore penetrating than Is given to many who see. j Mr. Dryan Is evidently thoroughly convinced that our hyphenated demo iratle contemporary has degenerated sadly since he ceased to be Its re sponsible editor. The people voted $200,000 for equipment and installation of our new Douglas county court house. The county board will dp well to keep afcly within the limit. Norman K. Mack says Colonel itoosevelt is now cn avowed candi date for tbe presidency. Still, we .prefer to wait for the colonel, him .tif, to make the announcement. I '- ! "Joy is the crown which achieve ment places on tbe brow of toll," !ays The Continent. And it is one 'f rown the common people may wear nd under whic h the bead will not jett uneasy, i A felder- U- out entitled "Tbe Illi nois Plan for the Prevention and .Suppreaslon of Monopolies." The Illinois plan for tbe election of :'nited Ktstes senators aouie exciting resding. A Year of Politici Ahead. Although the common complaint I that we have too much politics, and the constant cry Is for a rest from political controversy, the duration o the presidential campaign seems to be lengthening rather than shorten ing. With the votes cant in the off yen r election of 1911 not yet canvassed. the lines are already being drawn fori""1'"" "" ",re l"" ' I .,.1 I 1 .1 1. 1 at .11.. the battle of 1912. and there Is no,""" '. cinircn. .n mo escaping a solid yesr of politics ahead. I'eople may debate whether this Is a good thing or a bad thing; they may lament Its repressing influ ence upon business; but the stern re ality is there that In this grent and glorious republic we have politics be cause we want It, and we want poli tics because we like it. Kew, If any, subjects appeal so Ftrongly to so many people at the same time, and no subject Is able to hold popular In terest so steadily and continuouHly as does that of politics. More than 1,1,000,000 will next year march up to the ballot lux and express their choice as between those who aspire to head the national gov ernment for the ensuing four years, and the year of politic that Is to pre cede this momentous act is the term at school for their education and preparation. The year ahead is to bo a year of politics, but it will bo worth while as the stimulating leaven of democracy. A Friend in Need. "A friend In need Is a friend in deed," runs the old adage, and it Is sad, but true, that wn usually have to meet with adversity in order to test our friends. The fair-weather companion who takes to cover at the first . sign of threatened storm Is found wanting at the crucial moment. His previous professions of devotion are proved to have been hollow, and Instead of resembling a strong staff to lean upon, his promlso turns out to be a fragile reed. It Is the friend who stands firm through thick and thin, who, though unwilling to over look or even to excuse mistakes and misdeeds, yet holds out a helping hand over the hard places, and asks only a sincere effort at si-lf-help, who really counts. . People are ofteu mistaken in their friends, but the discerning judge of huliian nature can frequently separate the genuine from the spurious as he goes along. It Is for us to cultivate and strengthen the friendships In which we have confidence, and to waste as little time aa possible on those we have reauon to suspect. A tried friend, like money in bank, makes us feel easier to know it Is there, and can be had when necessity requires, , Triie : friendship, however, Is re ciprocal. The man who would accept the tribute of a friend must also be wjlllng to give It to the extent of his ability no matter whether the ex change, be-disproportionate. Without the friend In need, life would be much more empty, and Its enjoyment far less keen. Mri. Pankhunt'i Address. ThoBe who heard Mrs. Pankhurst speak on woman suffrage must have been Impressed with her intenscness, her lucid argument aud the fact that woman's need of tho ballot appears to bo much more urgent In Great Britain than In the United States. No matter how radically opposed to woman suffrage one may be, he cannot possibly fall to give a respect ful hearing to the cause when pre sented with the fairness, earnestness and logic which characteiixed tho ad dress of the distinguished leader of jilm militant suffragettes of Great Britain; ' Her diction and delivery are elegant and her entire presence admirable; All ,tb,ls does much to command respectful attention for tho principles Mrs. Pankhurst advocate. Taking conditions as Mrs. Pank hurst pictures them In Kngland and lu this country as we know them to be, they are not identical, and one muy even see no Immediate necessity of giving votes to women In the United States and at the same time sympathize with the struggling women iu Kngland. Heralded as sho h:is been by sensational report of her militant methods, Mrs. Pankhurst brings, not only a complete refuta tion lnt her gentle manner, but like wise a persuasiveness that Is really eloquent lu its reach. Like many of the great women who have led woman's rights In the United Stutes, this quiet little English woman bus a way of presenting ber cause that wins respect for herself. The Boy and the Home. Many good men and women goiii by the name of reformers habitually complain at the moral and civic lax ity of the times. They tell us this looseness is worwe than it used to be; thut standards aro lower, w rona more rampant. The grown-up inUdiously compares the youth of today with the young of yesterday and all agree that the man lu public lire Is not w hat he used to be in scrupulous fidelity to bis trust. As a matter of course, the aitgre gate of error must be greater today tbau iu former days in our country, for we are growing at such tremen dous bouuds, but is the average of eiror greater? If it is, why? What does that argue for all our uplift and reform movements? If the boy today, furuishesMs not as tractable, not as obedient, jnot as courteous, as wus the boy of other days, hy so? The former boy did not have all theBe aids and sgcn - cles to help lilm be good and sweet. AII he had was "ma" and "pa" and f I home, sweet home. Nor were such safeguards thrown about the conduct of our public men In former years. Sometimes a sober, second thought suggests that posnibly society is trying to do too much for the boy, to say .w . . 1 , 1 n . 9 . 1 . if 1 . . I . i .... In divers spheres of public action. An expert teaches him this, another that find so on, until there Is really little left for bis father and mother to dn for him. Can it be possible that so ciety Is overshooting the mark? If the boy of yesterday was a tamer, better lad than his brother of today, Jl'cn it must have been because he had fewer temptations and more simple home-training. After all there Is no Influence like good home Influence for tho boy and only when home In fluence is not good, should outsiders step In and preempt this function. Uplift for the Pulpit. Colonel Watterson declares he would have all ministers of the gos pel as free to discuss the things of this world as the statesman or the Journalist, "but with this difference, that the objective point with them shall bo the regeneration of man through the grate of God and not the winning of olflco or tho exploitation of parties and newspapers." Now, more than at any other time, perhaps, the need Is for a worldly- wlso and broadly" Independent clergy, but nonetheless devout and conse crated. Tho larger function of the church Is not the propagating of any particular dogma or creed, not neces sarily the recruiting of its ranks, but rsther the wrvlco it can render in tho solution of mundane problems. Hut how can that be dono unless the churchman .knows what those problems are and knows how to get at them? A prominent layman, ad dressing a body of churchmen In Kansas City the other day, said many churchmen are too ignorant of tho sins and evils of tho world to be of useful service in dealing with them. Ho urged them to glvo more thought and study to these things, to the so cial evil, for instance, abhorrent and repellant as it is to refinement and culture. It la one thing to condemn without knowledge of what Is con demned; It Is quite another thing to know conditions and to know how to improve them. Colonel Watterson places upon the church the largest share In this, great work of mankind's uplift. "Jour nalism," he says, "is yet too unripe to more than guess at truth from a slnglo side. 'Tho statesman stands nminjy for political organism. Until he dies he la suspected. The pulpit remains, therefore, still the moral hope of the universe and the spiritual light of mankind." Hut what of the hope and what of the light? Scholastic efficiency, deep piety, tender sympathy and. emotion, not even oratorical power, will sus tain either and give to the pulpit this penetrating potency unless there Is back of it all a searching sympathy for the. world as It is, a fellow feel ing, a worldly wisdom, i breadth of view and the virility and Indepen dence In mind and action. Rouirh Road for Health Bureau. Senator Owen of Oklahoma has given due notice of his Intention to re Introduce his bill for a national health department at Washington. He pro motes It as a move toward the con servation of human life and argues that we are employing scientific meth ods to protect our food and domestic animals, while neglecting that of the man himself. He gives a money tide to his project and declares that, valu ing a human life at $1,700, the Unltel States loses $1,000,000,000 every year needlessly and another $1,000.- 000,000 from Incapacitation through unnecessary illness. Hut his measure, which at the last session of congress, lost out, is des tined to travel a rough road when it comes up again. It arouses the Ire and opposition of other than tho so called orthodox schools of treating i. .. ... . - j i . ... uutua.il uiB-Bti. r rom tins source comes the charge that the bill Is In the Interest of a medical trust aud that the question "touches the liberty of the individual, that touches the home, that touches the whole life." Such an argument is made by Senator Works of California and lauded by the Christian Science Monitor of Boston. The San Fran cisco Call declares the proposed plan would "create a bureau of domicili ary Interference and would consti tute an intolerable invasion of the i right of private Judgment Chria- tian Scientists, of course, oppoae the bill, so do some of the osteons! ha and no doubt an tbe other various schools or cults not counted in the orthodox class. The argument is in sisted upon that medicine will never be an exact science and that every perbon should be left free to choose his own physician and treatment. To all such opposition the reply is made that the same gigautlc Inter ests that so bitterly condemned Dr. Wiley and his reforms are the real opponents of this bill. And so the fight goes on. The country appar ently la not aroused to the prime necessity for such a department to come to the rescue, though undoubt- edly if a feaMble way could be fouud for the federal government .o aid in the conservation of health and life without unduly antagonizing the various faith cults, It would be wel- corned as a forward step. Etbereal Aiphyxia. Aviator Rodger thinks he baa fathomed one Important problem in the mystery of aerial travel, that Is that the common rause of many deaths Is ethereal asphyxia, inducing a somnlpathollc condition, which, It is easy to see, Is almost certain to prove fatal. As he is convinced, tbla deadly ether lurks in the pocket of the tipper air strata and breathes Its noxious breath Into tha senses of the victim before he realises It and, nine times out of ten, he falls Irresistibly and unconscious to hla doom. At precisely what altitude this ethereal asphyxia is encountered, or the depth of tho strata it occupies, Is not stated, but this much seems true: if the theory of young Mr. Rodgers be correct, then certainly aerial navigation as a practical util ity has run up against a serious snag at the outset, except under favorable condltiona where lines of travel can be kept close to earth. For the num ber of people who cannot endure high altitudes is largo. Tbcy are unfit even for the rarifled air of the lofty mountains and many of these peo ple are unable to tell until too late that they are thus constituted. It remains to be proved whether Mr. Rodgers, who recently bad quite a fall himself, is really correct In his version of the causes of death of Ely. Hoxscy and Johnston. There is no question at all about tho atmos pheric rarefaction In certain strata, but whether it has the effect de scribed must be determined by the aviators. Court House Marriagei. A New York Judge who has his office In the city hall was recently quoted by the New York Herald as Baying that nearly all the couples who apply to his court for divorce were married in the city hall. That should not, of course, pre judge these marriages performed In city halls and court houses that do not end In divorce. Many happy unions are formed before magistrates in their offices, and so these must not suffer in name becauso all do not terminate as happily. New York, possibly, ia no different from many other cities in this experi ence. It cannot be gainsaid that very many of these marriages are the result of brief and unwise courtship, the product of impulse or passion. It la no wonder, therefore, that the per centage of their failure is large. Here is another suggestion for those who are Interested In devising ways and means of remedying the growing divorce evil all over this country. If there were fewer of those uade-while-you wait matrimonial unions, in city halls, court houses, preachers' studies and elsewhere, certainly there would be fewer legal and Illegal sep arations and fewer blighted lives. Hut this, hop-sklp-and-Jump fash ion of going to the altar Is not con fined to the public official. All too many clergymen are willing to take chances on couples of whose anteced ents they know nothing. These churchmen have a duty In this con nection even more serious than that of the magistrate and It is a sad day when they become the least bit callous to that duty. It Is well enough to talk of marriages being made la heaven, but the real ambassadors of that kingdom can help to see that more of them are made In heaven by exercising more discriminating vigilance to prevent the untimely mutch. There is, after all, not much for which a minister of the gospel should strive In simply seeing how many marriages he can perform. It's Just possible that the tri umphant re-election by the biggest majority of all of our fellow towns man, Frank L. Mailer, as state uni versity regeut over Lincoln's pre ferred choice, may have had some thing to do with Jarring loose that medical school appropriation. Our socialist friends are unfortu nate in the fact that their most noted leaders are foreign-born, and thereby disqualified from aspiring to be presi dential candidates. This may be overcome in time, but right now It Is a real handicap. The Washington Post recently asked how "Marge Henry" would llke'or MS- Charles Heimer, to be called "Uncle' Hank." Surely I Wr anJ Ml"- ' I:- 8t the Post does not think that Colonel Watterson has lived la Kentucky all his life and not been called worse names. Send The Bte your preferred choice for commissioner under Oinnha's new plan of city govern ment. Give the reasons why he Is entitled to consideration. Name one at a time, thdugh, not tbe whole seven. It is to be hoped that delegates to tbe recent convention of tbe Ne braska League of Municipalities re alise better now from observation how complex some apparently simple problems may become in a big city. A Spectacle Werlte While. t'hlcaso Record-Herald. Yuan Shlh-Kal bas Just made a tri umphal entry Into Peking, from which city he was banished three years ago. It Is repented to have been as impressive as a deiroctat getting back Into a (list-I'uktulfice, Blocking B 1 lib Day in Omaha j t COMPILED I HOM BF,r. FILt NOV. 1 Thirty Years A During the last week over J.W0 Youns Men's C'hrlatlan aanoclatlons over ths oout.try were united In a praise service. The week's aervice In Omaha closed with a meeting at the association rooms to night with short addresses made by a number of young men. S. P. Morse Co. are spreading otit and contemplate further enlargement of their mammoth establishment to occupy the whole sixty-six feet front, Nos. 1315- 17-1 Farnam street. K sensation waa caused to passengere on dummy trains this morning by tho maneuvers of a reckless Individual on the river who seemed to be lmltatlns the performance of Eliza crossing the lco In "Uncle Tom's Cabin." "If any one else wants to try It. It may furnish a Job for Undertaker Jacobs and an item for The lle.c." The case of Mary O'Brien ssainst Jim Davis for alleged assault of tsvls" dog on Mrs. O Urlen's little girl was tried In th county court. A verdict of no cause of action was rendered. A big excursion party from Butta, Mont., arrived at noon over twenty hours late. In chares of Mr. Mac Brown, travel ing paaeenser agent for the UurlliiBton. There wera twenty-five of the visitors In all, most of them proceeding on east at once. Seventeen hundred dollars have been subscribed to Improve Tenth street. Boys' and girls' sleds SO cents caph at Colonjon'a. One hundrea dollars has been added to the Watson B. Smith fund by Qeorgo M. Pullman. Colonel Harry Brownson of the Union Pacific general freight office is Buffering from a severe stroke of paralysis. Elmer V. Frank has been appointed clerk of the United ftatcs circuit court. being promoted from deputy clerk. Colonel Swltsler of Mlwsourl Is visiting his son. Warren Swltzler of this city. Judge John B. Barnes of Ponca arrived to attend United Htates court. The annual mnctlug of the Nebraska Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Anlmala whs att-nded by over 2.00 per sons who listened to the program an Hj. ready outlined. At the close of the meet ing a number of new members were re ceived. Including Ed Walsh, W. 1 Erd man, Dr. William McClelland. Samuel ll'Tinan, C. S. Montgomet y, Mrs. C. S. Montgomery, M. II. Carlton, Mrs. J. E. Blake, Mrs. S Harvey, Mrs I. P. Whelp- ley, Roewell Smith, Dr. Lelsenring. Twenty Years Ago A brilliant event was the mairlase of Miss May V. Miller, to Donald Macrva of Council Bluffs, at the home of the bride's aunt, Mrs, J. 11. Weston. 191.' California street, the ceremony being performed by Denn Gardner of Trinity Kplxeopal cathedral. Mr. Charles II. Haas of Council Bluffs acted as best mun, and Miss Ida Babcock was maid of honor. The bride Is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. It. C. Miller of Omaha. Mr. and Mrs. E. Bellghson, who had re cently returned from Europe, gave a re ception iii the evening In hune;- of their daughter, Mls Bcttle Seligsohn. at their home, 2J14 South Twenty-second street. Those present wercv ilwsrs. Jeromr Kaupman, P.. M. Rone, Charles S. Elgut ter, Rev. William Kosenau, Ed Weasels. S. Frank, tins Detches, Julius Meyer, M. Trannesman, B. Rosenthal, II. Rosen stock, M. Zundcr. H. Iingstadtcr, Arthur Rlndsltapp, 8. I.amlNbcrtc, II. lleyn. S. Bloom, A. I). Brundeis, Herman Conn; Mixses Pauline Jacobson of Eile, Pa.. Jennie New of Chicago, Tlllle Sunnlhill of Baltimore, Blanche llellman, Alice Lund. Dollle and Mattle polack. Tillli Newman. Carrie Goldsmith, Mlnnla Loh inun, Addle Newman, Ellu Heller. Hattle Becker, Flora Adlcr, Clara and Sadie Schesinger, Bettle Has, Claia Rlnd ekopp, Olsa Teweles and Olga Calm. Mrs. W. B. Millard gave a yellow luncheon In honor of Miss Bradlej-, In structress In elocution and phyrlcal cul ture. Cavers were laid for ten, and the favored guests were; Mrs, Bradley, Mrs. Victor Caldwell. Mrs. Leonldas Funk houser, Mrs. Lander, Mrs. Bradley, Miss ljams, Miss Boyd. Mlsa Bishop and Miss Wallace. Tho Double Eight High Five club gave a pleasant party In the evening at tho homo of MIks Hulda Schultz, S South Twenty-second ttrect. After tho garnet came music! and dancing. Those present were; Mioses Pella, Wittls. Ruehler, Fannie and Lucy Fruehnuf, Schultz, O'Toole. Wlgman; Messrs. Knouse. Theo dore Helgren. Charles Ilelgren. Wlgman, Hoag, Gus Kuhn, Fred Kuhn. Olson and Ruth. Tcu Yeats Aii A large number of repretentativ e men, with their women folks, acembled at Omaha club to welcome General John C. Bates aa commander of the Department of the Missouri. The function was brilliant socially. D. A. Campbell, former clerk of the supremo court arrived In the city, after a summer spent in California. Edward Rosewatcr received notifica tion of his appointment as president of the committee on legislation for the Fnited States Military Telegraph corps, whose reunion was held at Montreal. Mrs. Guy French entertained at cards rnmsberg cele brated their fifteenth wedding anniver sary with about twenty frtemU at dinner at their home, on South Twenty-eighth street. laars of m Mtcr. Indianapolis News. Not long ago evidence was discovered Indicating that the Maine had been blown up from within. Now evidence has been discovered indicating that it hud been blown up from without. And the further Indications ure that by the time the work of removing the hulk la complete we shall know Just about as much about the explosion as we did at the beginning. Mltlgallna- Judicial tlardahlps. t'hitaKO News, lawyers are to be allowed to talk only three hours instead of four lu arguing even the most complicated rases b. for" the federal supreme court. This will not only expedite Justice, but will mitigate the hardships of being a supreme court Justice. teller Preferred la Ylt'ttnis. Kansas City Star. In the matter of the prosecution those who constitute the Beef tr;:-i may be suggested that the i.,l!,c artier have relii f tha n ic t.ms. I would. I Special 25 singl e stone Dia mond nings, war ranted fine white stones; regular price $25, sale price.. $15 25 Ladies' Gold Filled Watches, 20-year case, O size, with El gin, Wallham, Rockford or iVampden movement; regular price $20, sale price $12.50 Select them now, as the are nearing Christmas a arucie. x SECULAR SHOTS PULPIT. St. Taul Dispatch: A St. Paul preacher says a minister needs legs, lungs and liver. And it was generally supposed that the equipment should Include a small por tion, at least, of brains. Baltimore American: A high priest of the Persian cult of sun worshipers now In this country Is very angry over his reception here in his efforts to make con verts. He Is especially bitter over "the old crows" who listened . to him In sol emn (Hence In Boston. Hoston Herald: Montreal Wesleyan the ological college appears to have been de fending the faith not wlaely, but too well. Rev. Dr. Workman, who was dismissed from his professorship on the ground that his teachings were unorthodox, has been awarded a verdict of 136,000 dam ages In a suit for libel by Justice Weir at Montreal. .The judge ruled that the Methodist general conference was the au thority with power to dismiss the pro fessor; also that the college In Its plea had reiterated the libel and Incurred tlmreby an obligation to the amount of 1,000. Springfield Republican: The socialists are finding the clergymen affiliated with them 'particularly good candidates for mayor. J. - G-. -Phelps Stokes''rSni'lnds a New York paper that "three of the larg est cities captured by the Jocfailsts re cently have elected clergymen-to the may oralty Schenectady, X. Y.; Butte, Mont., and ' Berkeley, ' Cal.' and that Bristol, Conn., came within ten votes of electing s socialist minister to the mayoralty two weeks " "ago." Terhaps one source of strength for Fuch candidates Is the gen eral assumption that a clergyman mayor would be honest. A fool he might be, but a grafter never. WAK'ON TIPPING GRAFT. Philadelphia Record: Tipping some times lead to trouble. The late strike of the London taxleab drivers, It is said, was precipitated by a system of observa tion on the part of proprietors as to "ex tras" earned and unaccounted for. (ioveland Plain Dealer: The strike In the Btreet cleaning department of New York, tho progress of which hus been marked by "riot, mayhem and murder," to use the words of one newspaper on the scene, was caused by an order of Cotn mlfsioner Kd wards compelling night work In the collection of garbage. "The real reason why night work Is objected to," to nuote another New York newspaper, "la that there are no tips In night work, no one awake and around to give tips." Springfield Republican: In various quarters the war on tipping Is having re suits. In Philadelphia, the managers of several hotels have agreed on a reform, and last week the Continental began by breaking off tho contract for the "cloak room privileges" which had been given to a New York firm tnr five years. In this case the full absurdity of the tipping system was shown. The boys, supposed to be benefiting by the liberality of patrons, wero really paid Jl a week and put all tips in a box for their employer. To guard against their retaining any part of what was given, their uniforms were made without pockets and they were vigi lantly watched. Does the public really enjoy giving away dimes and quarters to smart busln"s men? Then why does It not pay double fares on the trolley cars instead of clamoring periodically for 3 cent farts? ' People Talked About In spite of the donations of eggs and vegetables with which he Is favored Dr. Fred Cook finds that the high cost of living sticks to its lofty perch. A literary doctor esteemed for his per sistency In print cruelly shatters the illu sions of brides-to-be by declaring there Is no such thing as a perfect man. Ijn't he horrid? In behalf of the New York doctor who Is suing for a balance ef $42,000 on a bill of M,000 for three months' profes sional service, the explanation is offered that the patient died without seeing the bill. Archlii.-hop Farley of Now York, cardinal-designate, takes to Rome the finest caidlnal's ring to be had In this country, the gift of a life-long friend. The center stone is blue capphlre with an unuually large surface, surrounded with diamonds. Can Buffalo Bill "come back?" As surances are ylven by an enterprising pres-s agent that Mr. B. B. did not com plete his farewell tour this car, but w ill finUh it next year "by appearing in the saddle as in the past." Ranching is all right for those who like it, but, oh you KDOtllfht. COUTANT tf0 A I T'" Re""i," 0 r bVm t bold customers I I 'cs clinkers. In hotter and lasts longe r than any other huid i coal. Also sell Spaclra, Arkansas hard coal z,n ami heaji. j Our Carbon Hoit Coal is c. client fr cook inn and heating; i lean. cituc k ! Io fctiiil, last Inc. We know this to he lhe liest coal exec offered liitc- lot f; Hie piice, 4l. .Ml. I ,chmI lor use in turiiuce lnio:e lnninnin ,u1 (. , We ulsi Mil Ohio. I Cock Snrinus. 1 lice..L... u.l l'i... i .. . .-." KUuliiuu aid Steam Coal. Or Mil.: lit" South ITlli. W .ate It and Qolp Diamond For Tills Week Only 25 Two-Stone Lings, set. with 1 rubj 1 diamond, also pearls and, sapphires set with 1 dia i nibnd; regular price $25, sala price .. $15.00 fcbove are great values. We small deposit will hold any i . - - , Dresher Bros. Received this Letter. Read It Closely T Dresher Bros., Omaha, Nebraska. Dear Strs: I send herewith check for 15 in i uy ment of endowed bill, and want to thank you for courtesy, efficiency, etc. , In handling ti.y work. My garments caine home In firM class condition. I have had work done In San Francisi (my Jiome), also St. Louis, and oth-r cities during the past few years, but I've found none with higher HtamlatV.K than your own. You surely riiuke good on- the clu.si of work you advertise. Most respectfully, Miss Dresher Bros., the Dry Cleaners and Dyers, at 2211-13 Furnam St., do not care to print. tho lady'S name; but the let ter is a genuine one; one of hundrels that have been received here sinee Dresher's advent in business. . If you wish to know - what proficient cleaning really Is, leave a badly soiled suit or gown at Dresners plant, at their branch in the Pompelan Room of Tim Brandeis Stores, or at DresheV, The Tailors, IE 15 Farnanv St. '"Phone Tyler 1300 or Auto A-2225 or send your package by express if out of town. Dreshers pay express one way on shipments of $3 or over. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. He Do you know, an awful lot or women chased after me before 1 was mar ried. She They must have been an awful lot. Chicago Tribune. Jack Well, old man, she has accepted mn und named the day. That's a load off my heart. Married Friend Yes; now the load Is on your shoulders. Boston Transcript. "I call my wife Jhe real telephone paradox." "Why so?" "Because she calls mn up. only to call me down." Baltimore American, Owner (feebly) What happened to us.' Chnffeur A telegraph pole ran Into us, blr; never seen such road hogs! Fuck. Mr. Styles I havo tickets for the opera. Mrs. Styles lh, good! I'll go und put my hat on rltiht uwny.-- "All right, dear. I guess you'll be ready in time. The tickets arc fur tomorrow night." Yonkers Htatesman. ' "This," said the curator, displaying a mummy, "was an F.gvptiun princes. " "Poor thing!" exclaimed the conversa tional girl. "She Insisted on being burled' In he,r hobble skirt, didn't sue ." -Bl ue Bell. Wr ', "Nothing serious the mnlter 1h jo'ur' father's lungs, is there. Jerry?" "I should i-ay not! Mi's boon roURhiui; for thirty-seven ycurs. and he can couj;li louder than ccr." Chicago 'IMbUiic. "What's the trouliio with the maid.-'."-"Servants aie so silly. Sc. im, tlie mui I who has charge of l'liio lias been miiiIi bing the maid who lak'-s care of Lary. allusion Herald.. i THE CRUCIBLE OF LIFE. Clinton (lu.) Adverther. Hunshine und shadow, bluo s':y ami sra.',. Laughter uud team, as ve tread on our way ; Hearts that nre heavy, then hearts that uio light. Eyes that are misty and eyes that a:e bright ; Losses and pains In the bent of the strife, Laclk iu proportion to luund out I'n's life. Into the crucible stirred bv th vc-ars (io all our hopes and misgivings mid tears; Clad days aud sad days, our pleasure and pains. Worries and comforts, our losses and gain; Out of the crticlhlo shall there not emne Joy undefllcd when we pour off thesuum' Out of our sadness and nnpuish nnd vo Out of the travail und burdeiiM we know. Out of I ho shuilow that darkens Hi" n i ., out of the failure that tried n todaw Have you a doubt tliat contentment w:il come When you've purified life and disca rd the (cum'.' Tinctured with sorrow and flavored :t i sijjhs. Moistened with tears that luuc f.ow.i from our eyes, Perfumed with vw-ctieis of loves t'lt't ll.lt liied. Leavened with failuiei, with grief s.-.nct:-lll d. Sacred and tweet Is the Joy tint ini;-t cotno I-rom the furnace of life when poured off the scum. you ve & SQUIRES ' xv- Scranu.ii Hani ('mil has enabled :ih for the past (went v.m m ii years, it h: s , ci hi c..ui. Phone - .: Dou. OH); lud.